Two people are arrested at a crime scene.
One white, one black.
Nobody knows the truth, but I will give you a hint: One of these men is a rapist, murderer, torturer, sociopath. The other is an innocent bystander, arrested under "Suspicion."
You must choose one to save, and let roam around the free world again, and the other will be executed.
You have 30 seconds before acid rains on your head, and the murderer roams free again.
Who do you choose?
>>77850066
White guy, so he could spot me at the gym afterwards.
>>77850145
are you confident that the white guy would take you to the gym?
>>77850066
Look at that nigger's face. He's probably mentally retarded in the literal sense and can't even feed himself, let alone commit crime. Then again you never know when nigs gonna nog.
>>77850066
Here's your answer with mathematical reasoning.
Blacks commit larger proportion of the crime in the USA, therefore by numbers alone it is a greater risk to let the black man out.
>>77850066
One of them is kurt angle who went insane after too many hits to the brain
but this reasoning is sound >>77850594
>>77850066
>sociopath
This requires an intelligence only common among whites
>>77850776
nm im thinking of chris benoit
>>77850351
Any reasonable person would spot someone if they asked. Most people are usually happy to help.
Do black people get down syndrome?
>>77850066
you do remember who you're asking this question to, right?
>>77850066
Can we just let them both die?
None of them look like particularly good people.
>>77851046
i've never really seen a black downie
Sociopath = white
>>77850066
Why are most criminals so ugly?
>>77851136
But one of them is a white man
>>77851195
That would make them smarter.
I'll ask them if they like animals. Sociopaths never like animals.
>>77850066
Play the same game with blacks and let me know the result. Whites should be out for ourselves right or wrong, just like they are. Our problem is we aren't, which is why our societies are decaying.
>>77851251
But I don't care.
>>77850066
throw a coin
>>77850066
If the white man was guilty he wouldn't have been caught due to intelligence so it has to be the nigger. I'm a nigger myself so it's not racist.
>>77850066
Both blacks and whites commit rapey, murdery crimes at rates within the same order of magnitude. Blacks, however, are far more likely to be picked up by the police for no reason just for being black. I'd say execute the white guy. Black guy prolly dindu nuffin.
>>77851468
but you're not white
>>77851683
Nipfag is more likely to have a soul, gingerbread.
I mean that's Kurt Angle on the right so I save him.
>>77851658
RARE
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>>77851831
you're not white either
>>77850066
Black guy looks to retarded to put his pants on by himself. So I'm going with whitey to be executed.
>>77850066
execute both
Save Kurt Angle and kill the nigger lol how is this a question
>>77851931
Lol I'm actually part japanese and part irish, so there...
>>77851878
>>77851931
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
>>77850066
mathematically it's more likely to be the nigger
I prsent them with a puppy. One of them is going to look at it happily, the other without any feeling. I shoot the latter.
>>77850066
I'd save Kurt Angle tbqh. It's true.
>>77850066
Statistically, you' be more likely to be correct if you executed the black guy
>>77850066
honestly the black man does not appears smart enough to be any of those things. so i'd assume it is the white guy but i would never condemn either without a fair trial.
>>77852376
62.8?
>>77850066
Black guy.
Because his intellect seems low enough to become my indentured servant.
>>77850066
The white guy because statistically, the black guy is more likely to be the culprit.
>>77850066
save Kurt Angle
he is a Gold medalist after all
>>77852964
That's a bingo!
>>77850066
Is that fucking Kurt Angle?
>>77853553
Yes
This thread is just a subtle reminder for me to catch up on Botchamania
>>77850066
Kurt may be held together these days by old leather and super glue, but he's no nigger.
kill a nigger for the race .. ok ..he innocent but blackface ..=Dies
Get to help my m8 next time ..in hood
>>77850066
Is that Kurt Angle?
>>77850066
Not enough info to decide in an logical way who was the criminal, with the info given. Shitty mental gymnastics post.
>>77850066
With zero evidence to suggest which one is guilty it's literally a 50/50 chance based on this situation alone.
From this, all we can do is judge them from population samples. In this case, literally every category of crime except white collar like tax fraud is multiples higher in black populations than white, so from this we can judge that the white man is more likely to be innocent.
>>77850066
One of them is an Olympian gold medalist while the other is a nigger...
>>77854806
This
>>77854806
We don't know how many white people get away with shit because some actual dindu nuffin got picked up for no reason. We do know that black people get picked up by the popos for no reason waaaaay more than white people. Blacks are CONVICTED of these crimes at a higher rate than whites. However, I'm pretty sure they're arrested for shit they didn't do versus shit they did do at a higher ratio than blacks convicted of crimes vs whites. Statistically, it's more likely the white guy did it. Leave it to a jappy potatonigger to do your math homework for you, bugrers
>>77851286
underrated
>>77850066
I'm a cop, I shoot both and take my paid vacation while they clear me of any crime in a mock investigation. I return to work later and am congratulated by my peers for a "good" shoot.
>>77852376
None.
>>77855897
le frogman
>>77852964
beat you to it, but yes.
>>77851286
KELP ME
>>77850066
The one who didn't win an Olympic medal WITH A BROKEN FRIGGIN' NECK. Oh, it's true. It's damn true.
>>77850066
Kurt angle is an American hero, obviously hes the bystander
>>77850145
/fit/ pls
>spot
>gym
>>77852964
>my ancestors died for these bantz
>>77850066
Mathematically, arrest the black guy.
>>77850066
I free the black dude - the white chaps eyes are too close together, making him the criminal.
>>77851670
not true you fucking berger
>>77857481
Isn't this the doujin which the husband was cucked by a trap and in revenge husband forced the trap to be his concubine
>>77857481
>>77857940
yup
>>77858102
ok brb fapping
>>77851136
But the white guy (Kurt Angle) is an Olympic gold medal winner for the U.S.
There's nothing here about whether letting one of them go will stop the acid rain or not. If it's going to fall on my head regardless of what I do, I'm going to let Kurt out - even if he tries to go Full Benoit on my neck, I can goad him into attacking the wall and busting open a hole, which will allow me to escape.
>>77856406
Was there a Manga adaptation of the wind up bird chronicle
>>77855514
>We do know that black people get picked up by the popos for no reason waaaaay more than white people
Just like black people get shot more by cops than white people, right? Oh wait.
>>77850145
FPBP
>>77855514
This is purely conjecture. How about you prove it beyond "I'm pretty sure".
>>77855514
Blacks are only convicted at higher per capita rates.
Whites still commit the majority of crime.
>>77850066
>You must choose one to save, and let roam around the free world again, and the other will be executed.
That's not how the legal system works.
In order to be a rapist, murderer, torturer, sociopath you need to gain people's trust, trick them and potentially physically over power them.
The white guy seems intelligent and powerful enough to do this whereas the black guy looks mentally handicapped.
So I'd choose the white guy. Shame to see those gains executed tho.
>>77850066
Nigger looks retarded so Ill let him go
>>77851251
Just because hes white doesn't mean he should be treated with a higher standard.No one actually uses the master race meme unironically
>>77860434
>No one actually uses the master race meme unironically
Storm weenies
There is a 50/50 chance that I choose the guilty or choose the innocent. With the information I have been given it is impossible to know for certain. However, since one of them is a nigger, I choose to fuck over the nigger. Wether I choose wrong or not, I get to fuck over a nigger.
>>77851195
Not common becuase of :spoiler:abortion rates being so high:spoiler:
>>77850066
So it's average Somalian or Kurt Angle.
Well obviously I'd allow Kurt Angle to go be a great American again.
>>77860545
Storm fags are retarded.No one takes them seriously
>>77860843
True
>>77850066
>shitskin vs Kurt Fucking Angle
>>77850066
Using Bayes rule:
P(Criminal=True|Skin=Black) = P(Skin=Black|Criminal=True)P(Criminal=True) / P(Skin=Black)
P(Criminal=True|Skin=White) = P(Skin=White|Criminal=True)P(Criminal=True) / P(Skin=White)
P(Criminal=True) = 2.99%
P(Skin=White) = 72.4%
P(Skin=Black) = 12.6%
P(Skin=Black|Criminal=True) = 6.78%
P(Skin=White|Criminal=True) = 2.91%
P(Criminal=True|Skin=Black) = 1.61%
P(Criminal=True|Skin=White) = 0.12%
Thanks college classes for teaching me probabilities.
>>77851286
10/10
Kurt Angle did nothing wrong!
>>77850066
That's Kurt Angle though. That's the easiest choice ever.
Kill the nigger, because Angle has never been arrested on anything but dui
>>77860951
Do you honestly think a down syndrome nigger can rape,murder and torture?
The Eternal Angle.
I choose the American hero who won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freaking neck.
>>77861280
Your average nigger already has an iq that qualifies them as borderline retarded.
>>77861280
Yes you retard. Potatoes have tard strength, are a slave to their impulses with no self control. Most downies have an unhealthy fascination with death and animal cruelty. Have you been around tards before?
>>77850066
Well if you want my honest opinion i would for the white guy. We all know that whites are more intelligent even if both off them dont look intelligent. Being a serial killer and so on needs a lot of planing, the nigger looks like he couldnt solve a 30 piece Puzzle. The nigger also doesnt look dangerous, he looks weak. So Yeah, this time i will defend the nigger.
>>77860951
Liberals would say P(Skin=Black) or P(Skin=White) is independent of P(Criminal=True), and correlation is different from causation. So your equation is basically 1=1.
The relevant variable here is P(downs=True).
>>77860951
I think you should approach this with an unBayesed estimator.
>>77860434
Fuck you. Whites are superior and deserving of better treatment.
INTENSITY
INTEGRITY
INTELLIGENCE
>>77861625
>Have you been around tards before?
Just /pol/
>>77850066
>You have 30 seconds before acid rains on your head, and the murderer roams free again.
I'd say the white guy goes free. There is no way that two time gold medalist and pro-wrestler Kurt Angle is the murderer.
>>77850776
Kek, I thought it was Kurt Angle. Is he really a rapist and murderer? It's a shit comparison anyway, a 'celebrity' that has injected himself with massive amounts of steroids most of his adult life.
>>77850066
>due process
>>77850066
Kurt Angle because he's awesome and none of those things.
>>77861754
Those variables are. However, P(Skin=Black|Criminal=True) is skin = black given criminal = true. You can't dismiss that because it's simply calculated as number of black criminals divided by the number of black people.
They would be unhappy with P(Criminal=True|Skin=Black) because that's criminal = true given skin = black, however with Bayes rule, the probability is there.
Could you come up with more givens, apply a chain rule, and minimize the probability? Yes. But this doesn't show causation anyways, just probability. You have to figure out why the probability is 13.42 times the other.
>>77861928
What's that?
I'd kill the nigger and let Kurt Angle rampage through a ghetto. It would be nice for a chuckle.
>>77850066
we can perhaps rehabilitate the white man, but being a nigger is forever
>>77850066
Is that Kurt Angle?
>>77850066
>generalizations
>>77860080
Not true, blacks manage to commit a slim majority of murders and as far as other violent crimes, whites tend to be a plurality rather than a majority.
>>77851658
>If the white man was guilty he wouldn't have been caught due to intelligence
>>77850066
Where's the evidence that either one of these people were involved?
>>77863884
Well, when you're trapped in a room with acid sprayers over your head, and a voice telling you "one is guilty, one isn't, pick the one that lives in 30 seconds or you die"
I think evidence is outta the question.
>>77850066
Since we clearly dont give a shit about evidence since I have to decide in 30 seconds I kill both that way we get the criminal off the street.
>>77851046
Ever seen an ape with downs?
>>77865337
>You have 30 seconds before acid rains on your head, and the murderer roams free again.
Nice try.
>>77859309
I've had that for so gone I forget what it's based off of. was a shark in the original
>>77850066
Simple.
If the guy got caught after one murder then its the black guy, if it's someone who was smart enough to not be caught after killing many people, it's the white man.
Kurt angle is the wrestling version of JUST
I loved him as a kid
Do black people get down syndrome?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krHALp8yuUs
>>77850066
If your pic is the pair, then the nigger is innocent.
Look at him, poor fucker probably can't even find his own dick.
Fuck, the both look dumb as hell, get rid of both of them.
KURT ANGLE WON THE GOLD MEDAL WITH A BROKEN FRIGGIN' NECK! HE IS A FUCKING AMERICAN HERO YOU TRASH.
>>77869158
Can't... stop... laughing!
>>77850066
white guy can live..as a white person he is smart enough to talk it out with a psychologist
>>77850066
Statistically,
There is a 1/5 chance the black guy did it and even if he didn't do this one, there is the same 1/5 chance that committed a previous violent crime.
>>77850066
>right: aiding and abetting a terrorist organization, possession of illegal firearms, embezzlement, conspiracy to commit arson, conspiracy to commit an act of terrorism, conspiracy to commit murder
>left
>public urination
>>77854462
Ahmed get your girlfriend to translate
Guys, why don't you think outside the box a little? OP never specified what type of acid.
>it's only mildly corrosive, e.g. lactic acid => you'll stink but know who the bad guy is
>>77858102
sauce?
Nigger
Why ? statistics
>>77864999
which literally means that this is a useless 'thought experiment'
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest scheduled for one fall is for the WWE Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the only Olympic Gold medalist in WWE history, former King of the Ring, Intercontinental, European and US champion, former tag team champion and a former WWE heavyweight champion, please welcome the true American hero, KURT AAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE
*crowd erupts*
Save the nigger.
>>77850066
the nigger looks fucking brain-dead
so ill save the white bystander :^)
>>77850066
The white guy just looks drunk or stoned. The nigger looks mentaly ill he was prob charged with POSS RCRD DEV SHW TRU NAME
>>77851670
kek
>>77867385
no, he doing pretty good these days
>>77850066
Kurt Angle tho
