Will they? And also what's is your opinion of American sports like basketball and football?
>>77849218
Soccer is kinda fun to play, but compared to football I'll never watch that shit. It is far too boring and too full of pussies. It's like you made a sport for the whole purpose of removing upper body strength from the game. Just look at the players, they look like jockeys.
If women can even play it, I'm not really that interested. Which only leaves football, rugby, and hockey.
Europeans like fooball(soccer) because we all played it as children. I can see why someone who never played it thinks it is boring to watch.
>>77849840
You forget baseball amd lacrosse
>>77850151
Okay I guess that's true with baseball. My only problem with baseball is that it moves kinda slow and the whole "everybody gets a turn" thing grates on me. However I do understand the appeal of the sport.
And true about lacrosse, but lacrosse is kind of goofy, like something you'd play in PE class as a kid. I've not watched very much of it so perhaps I should give it another chance.
Soccer - fun but Players are pussies
Basketball - full of niggers but fun to play at times
Football - full of niggers as well, fun to throw the Ball. Game itself is like Valium.
>>77849840
>15 seconds of sport, 25 minutes of bud light commecials.
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>77850119
Soccer is the most popular sport played among children here so lack of knowledge of the game is not the reason why Americans haven't embraced the sport.
Well, is the most popular sport in the world, football, then basketball, and last your eggball, its like rugby for autist, armor and shit.
>>77849218
>Basketball
Cool fukken sport.
>Football
Alright. Not my thing, but I get it on a theoretical level.
>Baseball
...what. What are you doing? It's like this really weird mix of tennis and tag.
What the fuck america.
>>77851055
>calling football soccer
of course it's a German cuck
Faggot poofta nig sports.
Real white men play Hockey, not this homo faggotry with no fighting or hitting.
>>77851702
Calcio is superior
>>77849218
No.
Even our homosexuals aren't that gay.
Soccer is for brown people.
Now if we made nigger gang wars a sport, I might be interested.
>>77851602
No one in America cares about baseball
>>77851394
It's been done into some "you aren't a man if you don't watch real American sports"-thing in the US.
The masculinity-argument just isn't credible for one second.
>>77851163
The interrupted play aspect of football makes each play much more strategic and explosive.
Continuous play does not allow time to get set in different formations and call specific plays. This is why soccer coaches and basketball coaches walk around on the sidelines and basically whack their pecker for a few hours while the players play, except for lineup changes etc. meanwhile football coaches are constantly play calling giving signals, yelling and screaming, talking to coordinators in the booth, flipping through play books, etc. Football is, despite its image, perhaps the most cerebral sport because the complexity of the rules and interrupted play. Football is almost too complicated, my foreign friends hate it because the sheer amount of rules, formations, positions, etc.
Likewise continuous play puts focus on having stamina, interrupted play puts the focus on explosive strength.
America's ego is too fragile to take international sports seriously, that's why they only care about games they play against themselves.
All that needs to be said
>>77851394
Children grow out of it once puberty hits. Girls may still play in their teens but most go on to sports that matter like basketball.
>>77849218
the only good sport popular in america is baseball
>>77850941
Lacrosse is the rich white mans sport now. Its also a lot of fun beating the shit out of someone with a metal pole
>>77852033
That's one factor. It's party because of nationalism, subtle racism, competition from other sports, and legitimate claims of it being boring.
Cricket>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Baseball
>>77849218
it seems like it's getting pretty big in my city. we have a pro team and their games are packed out
>>77849218
No, it requires a sense of collectivism and pride that Americans lack. Although the commercialisation of the game will make it more Americanised, sadly.
They are shit at it despite having a varied and big population, so they hate it, or at least pretend to.
They'll start liking it when they get some results.
>>77849840
You sound like a fag
>>77849218
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
Americans will never embrace a sport where there aren't at least 20+ goals/points per game to be celebrated during a match with at least 5 breaks and a maximum of 5 minutes of continiuous running
Because niggerball is better
>>77849218
>Will they?
probably. and I imagine once real money starts being pumped into it both MLS and their NT will become much stronger. in that case it won't be long until UEFA's Champions League starts inviting US teams.
>And also what's is your opinion of American sports like basketball and football?
I don't care much for American Football or Baseball, but NBA is great
>>77849218
I enjoy watching soccer.
Then some cunt gets yellow carded because some faggot takes a dive and all respect for the game gets thrown out the window.
Divers should get punished with cards, it should not be a viable strategy in any sport to be a lying sissy bitch.
>>77853011
Even winning the world cup wouldn't faze us as most here compare it to a special Olympics event.
>>77849218
When professional soccer starts looking more like street soccer, it will become popular. As long as the professional leagues continue using Europansy(whaaahhh he tripped me wahhh let me pretend like i'm dying) rules however, the popularity will remain in the sub-professional realm.
>>77853172
UEFA wont invite U.S. teams beacuse its a european league
I just can't get into basketball, but I can respect it.
After I moved to the U.S., I really tried to get into American football, but had the same problem. I'm sure a few more Superbowls will fix that, though.
Ignore the Cuban flag. On vacation. Am actually a Russian living in U.S.
>>77849218
>soccer
FUCK OFF
>>77853198
You can blame continental Yuropoors for starting that
>>77852858
Why I suspect leftists and Europeans hate football
>uniquely American sport (nationalist)
>no women's league
>imbued with violence
>expensive to play/overtly commercial and capitalist
>too complex
Some are legitimate criticisms and others are not.
>>77853172
>UEFA champions league
>Union of European Football Associations
>not inviting American Teams
well color me surprised
>>77852610
Boring is a legitimate argument, but also a subjective one.
I watched live football in the US and I was bored to tears. Couldn't watch the whole thing.
It was also funny to see how different cultures we have for watching live sports. It seemed like almost a picnic or a concert or something over there. Very laid back and people were talking politics and other shit between the plays. A white woman came and asked of us Europeans to teach her the rules of the sport in the middle of the whole thing...
>>77853172
The time difference makes it impossible to play in Europe, for American teams. Also it's not very good business if the matches are broadcasted in the middle of the day in the US
>>77853353
UEFA is a business and if there was enough financial incentive to invite US teams, they'd invite them in a heartbeat.
>>77849218
It's a women and kids' sport, so no.
But with spics taking over who knows
Just can't get into soccer and i've tried more than once. I'll watch the american world cup games for a chance to get drunk and chant USA but thats about it. A black coworker said to me that he "hates how politcally correct sports are getting" which kind of caught me off guard but its true. Just like in game 7 of the finals tonight a 6'8'' 250 pound guy will hardly get bumped then sling himself halfway across the court. Lebitch is the biggest cry baby in sports
>>77851394
From what I've seen, most people fall out of Soccer because they don't see a good professional career. Americans who want to be famous athletes have many icons to look at in Basketball, Baseball, and American football, but I can't think of much in the way of American League soccer icons.
Same thing happens here in Canada, the dedicated athletes go into Hockey because everyone here plays Hockey, and we have a bunch of Cultural Hockey icons to look towards. We have much less in the way of baseball, and a somewhat smaller American football scene.
Its not that you can't succeed as an soccer player, its that when your around the mid-teens age that you really need to start focusing on these sports to succeed, your only gonna see the culturally popular ones around you in the vast majority of cases.
>>77849218
no, as we're not a poor country and can afford more than just a ball
I played full back and goalie as a kid. I was brutal on the field so I think the coach was asked by other kids' parents to move me. I always got the job done though.
As an adult, I get into it on for US vs. Other games, but I otherwise don't keep up.
>>77849218
No. Fag sport. Rugby all the way (league preferably)
>>77852072
Rugby, especially the seven or eleven ones are way funnier.
>>77853472
american "sports"
>blunt
>interrupted
>comercialized
>straightforward, but with extremely complex rules
>arbitrary point system
European 'sports'
>graceful
>continuous
>only one 15 minute break per 90 minutes of playtime
>shoot ball between poles with foot, no touchy. that's it
>1 point per scored goal
>>77853472
Too complex is the main one.
We have rugby, which is already ingrained in our culture and played throughout the world (but most notably the commonwealth).
We also don't like multiple breaks in our sports.
I enjoy watching European soccer when it come on, but fuck that shitty American version.
I like hockey, soccer and football. I just hate how soccer players fake injuries all the time.
basketball is monkey hoops and baseball puts me to sleep.
rugby is cool too. Lacrosse is for rich fags and tennis is for fag fags.
>>77849218
>Be America
>bad at real sports
>invent pretend sports like baseball and football
>only let Japan play so you can justify calling it a "world series"
>>77849218
it will always be a minority sport.
i think football should be happy with that, the whole "soccer is taking over the US" is bullshit.
>>77852072
That just means that you're football is more about the coaches and less about the players.
All of the players are just chess pieces that get told how to execute each play, there's no individual brilliance on the part of the player except in executing the pre-determined play.
>>77854008
The more you watch the game the more you realize the point system in football is actually genius. It is designed to produce close interesting games and hard strategic choices. The break down on conversion points and touchdowns v field goals etc. is meant to produce very interesting situations.
>>77849218
Well seeing as how the US is becoming more Hispanic, yes.
(0-7 rest in paz Mexico)
Our team just needs more talent, right now we're fucking clumsy and jagged.
We're a baby trying to learn to walk.
We don't have an art like Brazil did and we definently aren't as precise and tactical as Germany.
I really only watch sports when tournaments are being played, except the Super Bowl but I just to go smoke some weed.
Basketball is fun to watch and play, 5'9" but can shoot threes like a motherfucker.
Football is always boring as shit and I only go to parties for it but now to watch it.
I really like Wrestling, I was a wrestler in school, I wish more people would be into it as I think it's the manliest sport.
Opinions, /pol/?
>>77854255
It is though, go to any city and you'll see tons of kids with Messi and Ronaldo shirts.
>>77853472
We hate football (american), because there are not tricks involved, or skill required in handling the ball, and it seems boring to watch someone just run with a ball in his hand to the other end of the field. Also, it looks like a pussy version of rugby, because of the equipment used. Plus it's just more fun and easy to play soccer. Honestly schoolyard soccer is quite entertaining, because there is just a desire to play, and people usually do tricks and stuff, because there is no incentive to play "professionally" because you MUST win.
There were thousands of empty seats at the USA-Ecuador game in Seattle. Seattle is the capitol of US soccer fans and the Copa tournament is the biggest international tournament outside the World Cup that the US can play in
So the fact that we couldn't sell out our biggest fucking tournament in our own fucking country is proof we don't give a goddamned fuck about this silly sport.
>>77854305
how is "one point per touchdown, only counts if you score the free kick" not a superior scoring system?
>>77854363
>5 foot 9 inches
Manlet
>>77854363
I think the US will slowly get better, but you need better infrastructure, scouting and development. Pump money into it like you do into American football and basketball.
I'm the same height and I like basketball too
Well America is getting faggier every year so I don't see how long we can resist soccer
>>77854588
Can they have a tied game of 0-0 or 1-1?
>>77854575
>So the fact that we couldn't sell out our biggest fucking tournament in our own fucking country is proof we don't give a goddamned fuck about this silly sport.
It was actually big before WW1, into the 1920s. Especially in the North.
But splits among the administration and governance of the sport led to its decline, and it was supplanted by other sports.
>>77854487
Soccer is fucking boring compared to football. Soccer is just 100% reacting to where the ball is. Football is like chess, every movement is scripted and the decisions by the coaches are like half the fucking game.
I always laugh when people claim football is a game for idiots. The mental boxing match that takes place on every single play in football is fascinating. Whereas in my view soccer players are just running around looking for a lucky break.
>>77849218
There are those americans who think football is cool because it's foreign and those who think it sucks for the same reason. Idk but from what I've read and seen during the last world cup it seems the interest in this sport is growing in America.
>>77854699
>tfw long wavy hair
Guaranteed pussy
As long as you're above 5'8 there really is no problem usually
>>77854823
It was never as big as baseball. Baseball became the national pasttime in the 19th century. Fuck, both sides of the Civil War commonly would play pick-up baseball games in between drills/marching
>>77854575
to be honest, the US team is not fun to watch, seeing that they get their ass handed to them by teams like Ghana
>>77851554
Soccer is the world's most popular sport because all it requires is a ball, so shit tier countries like yours play it because they can't afford to play hockey.
>>77854363
Boxing is the manliest sport but wrestling is right behind it
>>77854894
>Football is like chess
And that's why it's so boring to watch. With real football you get to see some art and improvisation. The player's talent gets to shine, it's not all about the coach.
>>77849218
Its just not as fun to watch compared to Football and Hockey
>>77854008
>this is what faggots actually believe
>>77854290
This is not untrue. The QB and coach are the brain of the team. I simply like the chess-like nature of the game compared to a more schoolyard type continuous play game. Every player is like a unique piece of an engine with a different job for every single play and every single formation.
However that is not to say the individual players do not have to make pre snap and post snap reads. That is also key to the game.
>>77854588
Then what would happen if you went for the 2 point conversion?
>>77854708
Honestly, I'm surprised we've been doing as well as we have in these past tournaments.
I predict in the next 20 years we'll have a good ass team.
As the sport becomes more popular and better players are born there will be more money put in it.
US fans are already top teir and not cynical like a lot of team's fans so I can't wait.
>sports
What the FUCK is this? Normie's get out of my safe space get out out out!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Back to /sp/ you low IQ mongrel
>>77852072
I watched the last superbowl after learning the rules and really enjoyed it. I honestly prefer American football for some of the reasons you stated.
>>77849218
Soccer fucking sucks. It's boring as shit and the only reason it's starting to show up more in America is because of all the fucking spics and shitty parents looking for easy sports for their coddled little womb goblins where they wont get hurt.
>>77852031
I do.
>>77855072
Eh, boxing now is just a big fucking show.
Wrestling will always stay true and be a show of complete strength and knowledge.
>/spol/ thread
who's watching LeGod win one for da land tonight?
>>77855354
7-1
>>77854588
Football has multiple ways to score worth different points each. In poorball the only strategy you have to worry about is positioning. In football you not only have to strategize positioning but also strategize which method you will use to score, or even if you want to strategically give the other team the ball. There's an extra layer of complexity that makes football incompatible with shitskin nations where poorball is popular for its simplicity.
>>77849218
No, not when teams take acting classes to dive better.
>>77855354
I like to watch this webm often, somehow there are always some lovely bits I missed the other times
>>77852347
6'4 defender here for high school. can confirm it is very fun to beat someone with a metal pole
>>77854487
>Also, it looks like a pussy version of rugby, because of the equipment used
This argument I've never understood. Every year in the US you hear of at least one kid dying or being paralyzed because of how hard they are hitting each other, how often do kids die playing rugby?
The pads are just like boxing gloves, they protect your opponent from some specific types of injuries but they aren't there to protect the opponent, they are there so you can hit as hard as humanly possible while disregarding the consequences
>>77855446
>implying football and basketball aren't dominated by black guys
Soccer is simply better because you have to be fast and have some actual talent unlike most of the positions in football.
Not to mention you have to be an actual athlete and not some fat son of a bitch.
I've seen a lot of Mexicans in Track and Field, Cross Country (kek), and Wrestling too.
I have said it before and I will say it again. There is one reason we do not like soccer. And that is because Americans hate weakness, so when you show me a sport that has fully grown men rolling on the ground screaming because someone bumped into them, do you really think I'm going to pay to watch that
>>77849218
Soccer is the shitiest sport on earth. Hockey Master race
>>77855795
I don't like this either but the rules encourage shit like that.
>>77854894
> Football is like chess, every movement is scripted and the decisions by the coaches are like half the fucking game.
Well, that's the problem. American football makes sense in a professional setting only. But if you are together with a bunch of friends and want to play some sports, you don't have a coach and no tactic. You just play for fun. The game is made challenging by the fact that you have to control the ball with your feet. Whereas if you play american football with friends, is not really that fun, because there is not much challenge in the game.
Also, players from good soccer clubs don't run around looking for a lucky break. The coach has to make passing strategies so that the players can create free spaces towards the goal. Look how a team like Barcelona or Real Madrid plays. Every pass is carefully planned, and player positions as well. Combine that with good technical ball handling abilities, and you get a goal.
>>77855833
Hockey and Soccer are a lot alike tbqh.
In terms of positions and tactics anyways.
Hockey is brutal as fuck but expensive to play.
It's inevitable really. Parents don't want their kids playing brain dead ball aka NFL and soccer stars are the richest athletes in the world (Messi, Ronaldo)
>>77855795
unfortunately the NBA is also plagued by flopping faggots too. Of course it was Euros like Vlade Divac and Arvydas Sabonis who brought flopping to the NBA in the first place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeRG5qHIxJ0
>>77855920
They are told on the youth squads to dive for calls
>>77855531
I enjoyed more that day than you ever will
sportards are cancer
>>77855985
I disagree, I had a lot more fun playing pick-up two-hand touch than pick-up games of soccer, and I played competitive soccer growing up.
>>77856146
That's what I'm saying.
If you can get a penalty, a free kick, or a yellow card on someone just by pretending you're hurt why wouldn't you?
>>77855985
playing with friends is way more fun than playing in a league, desu
>>77849218
do europeans like nascar?
>>77854434
yeah.
but how many of those kids stick with it to adulthood? how many finance american soccer? how many care anything for it beyond youth leagues and fifa on xbox?
to be sustainable it needs to have its own support and its own finance, not people looking to other leagues and getting bored with the sport by 15.
Football is the European sport. And since americans aren't european and their "white" population is
>60%
, the answer is probably no. They'll stick to passionless negro sports.
>>77854008
>graceful
Low class hoolignans drunkenly brawling and shitskins trying to bomb stadiums is considered graceful in Europe?
>continuous
Except when some scrawny faggot flops and fakes an injury in the middle of a game
>only one 15 minute break per 90 minutes of playtime
Y'all only need one break because the players barely break a sweat, they just prance around on a big lawn for 90 minutes while slavs beat each other in the stands
>shoot ball between poles with foot, no touchy. that's it
Sounds pretty fukken gay
>1 point per scored goal
That's because, unlike Americans, Europeans and non-whites can't handle more complex scoring systems
>>77853151
What is hockey?
>>77856300
In the MLS they are starting to fine players and give cards for diving now.
>>77856436
>driving in a circle for 200 laps
>sports
Indycar is really entertaining, but personally I find Nascar boring to watch, I guess seeing it in person and enjoying the experience is worth it, but not on TV.
nothing beats Formula1 tho
>>77856460
>trust me im white
>>77856485
Your descriptions make it sound fun as fuck desu.
No wonder football is the most popular sport in the world. :^)
>>77856459
I mean, the best players of a country usually go play in foreign leagues.
We should just give it time. I mean, the rebirth of soccer in the US came with the 1994 World Cup if I remember, as long as kids are playing and watching some are bound to want to go professional.
The US league is a little cringy tbqh, the names sound like they just came from some Football ones and there's no real history behind the clubs.
>>77856485
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>77853151
The real reason soccer is not more popular is because (((advertisers))) cannot sell million dollar 30s spots like they can during the supper bowl.
>>77849218
No one cares about poverty ball except third world poverty people
>>77856689
They should change the international rules
>>77856783
its the most popular sport in the world because it doesn't require dexterity, skill or equipment minus something round to kick
>>77854363
You have no idea what you are talking about and it is always glaringly obvious when someone has never played competitively themselves. The us MNT gets huge wins.
>>77857009
>wins
>style
Sure we win, but the play is ugly and uninteresting.
>>77856932
Yeah, because holding a ball with your fucking hands is hard, right?
>>77857154
yes it is, when you have 300 pound giganiggas slamming into you
>>77856436
nascar is fun for the crashes, thats all really.
and the noise.
>>77856932
It's fun though. Both to play and watch.
>>77851394
Soccer in the US is just an activity to occupy the kids of suburban parents, like piano lessons. It has no resemblance to the sport.
>>77857249
I don't get people who watch car shit, it's like fucking e-"sports" to me.
The only thing about cars that interests me is DORIFTO.
>>77857231
> you have 300 pound giganiggas slamming into you
No wonder you homos love it
>>77856922
Dubs back to back. Nice
>>77856932
>be american children
>play outside
>what do
1. find a ball and make two goals
2. find a stick and a ball, at least 5 people for a picher, catcher, batter, and two field players create a field, set up bases and get called inside for dinner before you finish the preparation
>>77856932
>it doesn't require dexterity, skill
Compared to American Football, it sure as hell requires more skill to control a ball with the foot while running and trying to get past defenders, which can take your ball super easily. Then at the end, you also need to score a goal, by defeating the goal keeper. Soccer requires endurance and skill, and for professional soccer it requires a ton of tactic to create spaces between defenders.
>>77856932
It's the most popular sport in the world because most of the world is dirt poor and all you need is feet and something round to play it
>>77849218
Football is shit, hand egg is basically the pussy version of Rugby.
>>77856300
Because I have a set of testicles
Other countries think our football is some pussyboy version of rugby because of muh pads. 3/4 grew up playing football and making tackles without pads on the schoolyard.
Baseball might be our past time, but not every kid has a mitt growing up. Someone always had a football though.
>>77857756
>baseball
>us pastime
In the early to mid 1900's
I don't know anybody that actually cares about it.
>ITT: STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEE
Not liking football is like not liking classical music.
If you don't like it, you just don't get it. But that's okay it doesn't matter let me enjoy both in peace
Nah. We aren't poor and our athletes aren't manlets. FFS, the best soccer player right now is an Argie midget called Christiano.
only poor people care about sports
>>77857722
and those testicles could be sucked by world's no1 cutie because you are filthy rich because you scored that important benuldy winning the cup because you pretended to be hurt
not saying it's fair, but it sure as hell helps you win
>>77849840
I'm with the yank here. Football is great fun to play, but I can't stand to watch it. I quite enjoyed the handful of superbowl matches I've seen though.
>>77854575
>Implying Seattle Bernie loving Hipsters would attend a USA game
If it was France or another Eurocuck team it would of been packed
>>77857396
>Doesn't get why people would like watching impressively engineered cars.
Woman detected.
HANDEGG VS DIVEGRASS
>>77857927
Your athletes are all niggers, which is worse. And the argie midget is Messi, not Cristiano.
i need all of your grass dive gif/webms!
>>77858038
All you do is steer to the left.
NASCAR is shit.
At least F1 and F2 have all those buttons and shit on their cars.
>>77849218
>Bitch sports
Soccer
Volleyball
Modern NBA
Baseball
>Real nigga sports
Football
Rugby
Pre-00s NBA
Combat sports
Hockey
>>77857927
Better than a full blooded nigger named LaShawn Brown
>unironically watching sports
Baseball, football, basketball, hockey, soccer... fun to play.
can't understand watching them with analysis and shit
>>77856300
Soccer could still keep these rules, if they only allowed video proof of injury. The referee should give a yellow card after video proof that a player has dived. They already give yellow cards for dives, but they often can't tell that it was a dive. If they stopped with the "referee is king" thing, the professional game would improve dramatically. Just allow the referee to consult with a technical staff about what happened, and there would be no dives.
But this will be allowed very hard. They barely allowed electronic goal scoring sensors. It used to be that the referee wouldn't see the ball pass the line and not give the goal. It all about some bullshit about keeping the game to its roots.
>>77852176
>>77855795
>>77858375
Modern NBA has definitely gotten softer in physical terms but the quality of the basketball plays itself has increased. True fucking fact.
>>77857960
And rich people who can make money off of sports.
>>77858562
>people will see this and still insist the sport isn't for faggots
>>77853151
We have to stop to clap, moran.
>>77858435
I don't give a shit who plays my sport as long as they are actual athletes. Athletes are paid to play a children's activity. Their race do not matter. They exist for my entertainment. I'm not entertained by manlets because they ARE fucking children.
>>77857960
you mean soccer
>>77858474
damn, that exactly describes the MLB lol (baseball)
They just recently allowed replay review for the post-season or something. Even then, there's strict fucking rules on what and when you can challenge an umpire's call
>>77858375
>Good sports
Basketball
Martial Arts
Tennis
Swimming
Archery
Weightlifting
>Faggot sports
Everything else
>>77855066
So Europeans are shit countries who can't afford hockey?
>>77858790
>Football players
>athletes
Kek
I didn't know being fat meant you were an athlete.
Now I see why it's the quintessential American sport
>>77855060
Netherlands didn't even make it into the euros, you toothpaste looking faggot.
>>77849218
no
/thread
>>77858945
>archery
Must be so hard to use a fucking compound bow
>>77849218
Professional soccer is about faking injuries for indirect kicks. That's why Americans hate pro soccer.
>>77849218
>watching and enjoying nigger collision and ape shoot
Stay cucked.
>>77859068
Build wall, Paco.
>>77859245
>tfw white men are too fat to fuck their women so we have to
JEK
>>77858790
>somehow niggers with a 80 IQ are more grownup than a man just because he's short
t. that insecure barely 6ft guy
>m-manlets amiright
Get out of the internet, memeboy
>>77859068
>this post
>that flag
How many bullets did you dodge getting into texas?
>>77859199
Just allow video review, and the dives will stop. Do this in the US and maybe it will propagate in Europe as well.
>>77857491
>Soccer requires endurance and skill,
Except it barely requires any endurance to jog lightly for 45 minutes and spend another 45 minutes standing around waiting for something to happen
Also only requires skill of the 2-3 guys who actually do something with the ball, the rest are just jogging around making easy passes that fuck up more often than not or trying to be an impediment to the other teams one good athlete
NO as muricas faggots an wait to suck cocks time out
>>77858945
>hockey is a faggot sport
What.
>>77859433
Don't know, I was born here.
Ask my mom and dad.
>tfw I'm here forever and there's nothing you can do about it
> tfw we're on an american website and we have a football cup but no handegg cup.
Say what you want about baseball being boring but this was a much better country back when baseball truly was the national pasttime.
>>77859534
>Football players get a 15 second brake every fucking 5 seconds
>athletic
>>77852176
Maybe I'm a little unclear on the rules here. How much are those guys allowed to move to block the shot? They aren't supposed to move out of the way are they?
>>77859639
Kek, if only sound was allowed on /pol/ I remember Erika playing
>>77857919
get a load of this guy
>>77859650
Did they play in January back then?
>>77858941
Calls get challenged and overturned all the time. The only significant rule there is if you call for a video review and the call isn't overturned, you can't challenge any more calls.
>>77859737
Usually the shot is too fast to actually move so you just try to see where the ball is being kicked and either jump or stay still.
That guy was a bitch though. The wall is supposed to block the ball from coming from a certain diection, that's why the goalie didn't suspect that.
>>77859697
I'd like to see your stubby beaner legs carry you faster than the guys who weigh 150lbs more.
>>77859764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTONro6PE8
> that anthem
> those crusader kits
/pol/ was fucking glorious
>>77859936
that game would have been in early October I believe but three piece suits were common at the ballpark back in those days
>>77859534
>Except it barely requires any endurance to jog lightly for 45 minutes
> jog lightly
Is this nigger serious. Also you'll never see a football athlete as fat as this. Maybe you ameriburgers need to start running more.
>>77860026
Pham, I run a 6 minute mile, I would have no problem out running those fat shits
>>77860359
Your average strong safety in the NFL is a better athlete than any soccerball player in the world.
>>77860359
athletes, not dainty little manlets jogging around afraid to chip a nail or muss their hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQq72cz-etw
>>77861000
How can white men even compete?
>>77861000
> It's literally just a bunch of niggers running fast for a few seconds
> mfw
Is NASCAR a sport? Is it true that only poor, stupid people like it?
>>77861781
NASCAR is as much a sport as video games
>>77861545
And soccer is literally just a bunch of pansies jogging lightly for an interminable amount of time.
Sad you live somewhere that makes you feel compelled to defend this activity as a sport.
>>77862335
I feel compelled to defend it when people like you post shit they know nothing about. Keep lining your niggers' pockets, idgaf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64P98YFnAs
>>77853011
We are shit at it because no one here cares. The national team is lucky to get any games on our big networks. I've even noticed how popular it was among the kids at my high school freshman year to how unpopular it was among the kids at my school senior year. Only people who play it here are young. Unless they're are phenomenal or top at their position in the state, they stop giving a shit in high school.
>>77861781
Race car driving has been a sport for decades. And no, more than stupid people like it.
>>77862161
It's kind of funny because this is somewhat true. The way the crews manage resources is akin to video game resource management.
>>77858611
I watched some March Madness and those college students can't shoot free-throws for shit.
MODERN BASKETBALL
>run to the other side and layup for 2pts
>let the other team run to your side for a layup 2pts
>repeat 40 times
>take a dive for some freethrows that you miss because nobody has fundamentals
Any game that fishes for fouls is not redeemable.
