what do we do about the sentinelese?
Time for a little bit of forced colonization.
>>77844960
plague
>>77844960
Penal colony. Just like Australia.
>>77844960
Let them be. They keep to their little island unaware of the outside world. What's there to do about them?
post video, I need a laugh.
How big is their land? I'd be nice to wipe em out and replace population
>>77844960
> quarantine island
> build spear-proof tubes throughout, one way mirroring
> luxury hotels on beaches, surrounded by tall walls
establish ancient human nature preserve!
>>77844960
wait here.
don't get any closer.
you'll scare them, and they'll probably run away again.
you getting this on video or just stills?
>>77846753
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island
>>77844960
Lets give them a grenade and observe.
>>77846727
This. Although we should monitor them and watch them evolve into proper humans.
>>77844960
Just leave them alone- the island has no value to anyone else anyway.
I remember being told we left these people alone because they might build a society greater than ours.
Subdue them with overwhelming military force, destroy their hunter-gatherer culture, and bring them into the light of civilization (make them pay taxes).
>>77844960
Dump 10k american dindus and watch them chimp it out
>>77844960
Give them 1 glass coke bottle and watch the fun unfold.
>>77844960
Literally nothing, leave them be.
Who's to say they don't have the right idea? They seem enthusiastic in the defense of their isolation, kinda like their version of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. It's kinda cool.
>>77844960
That`s niggers natural glass ceiling. Sad, but truth.
>>77846727
Imagine if they do a Britain and colonise the globe.
>>77844960
Nothing. If they had anything anyone wanted they would have been colonized a long time ago.
Going there to wipe them out is a beta power fantasy
>>77844960
Jesus Christ, enough with the white supremacy bullshit why is this even a daily thread?
I'd like to see you use your Nazi White Man powers to turn sand and trees into Tesla cars bro, good luck with that, and how are your niggas gonna evolve into scientists when there aren't any metals or knowledge of optics, and you also have to evolve forges but you have no stone quarries.
For whatever reason they are just lost to society, you could capture them and turn them normal for fun but what then, they still need to do 16 years of school to just be normally smart.
I'd like to see how /pol/ acts when we give 150 Senegalese 150 million to completely subsidize them.
So kill them for ((annoying you)) for their backwards attitudes? What if we killed all the WHITE Amish? Probably would say that was wrong.
Go fuck yourself Nazi scum, suck Hitlers dick and stop making this a daily thread you autist.
>>77844960
Observe them then uplift them into servitude
>>77844960
let em be. i dont get why anyone would want to 'colonize' them that would just enable them to eventually move into the west and further cuck our shit up. keep these coons on their island away from everyone else
>>77847853
You seem upset.
>>77847733
> nobody wants warm island for anything
>>77848052
Ivan pls, you can't go murdering and conquering just because you want a winter vacation spot
>>77844960
>what do we do about the sentinelese?
Does their island have oil?
>>77847853
>TRIGGERED
>>77846978
Seems like a good place for a military outpost for the upcoming poo in loo-o-caust desu
>>77844960
There's nothing to be done, sadly. If we force contact on them, they will all die of diseases. So we're kind of forced to just leave them in ignorance, sad tho that is.
>>77848271
Now you are moving the goalposts, nigger.
>>77848475
But I wanna know if they got cool shit on the island
Just let them poo not in loo in peace
>>77848475
They already contacted some fishermans and did not died.
>>77847099
that's not how it works
>>77848705
Do they check up on them every once in a while to make sure they're not all dead?
drop 10 muslims a day, bring world peace.
>>77848271
You underestimate the Russian boner for warm ports.
>>77848475
We should drop them smartphones so they can shitpost
>>77847309
A hand grenade wouldn't explode the walls off like that.
Also leave the savages alone and watch them. Could be pretty cool
>>77848917
Attack Czechs or Slovaks once again and you will be the warm spot.
>>77844960
Not studying them is crazy. But, we need to do it without interacting.
Enter drones.
Send a squadron of drones over their island and we can watch how they live. After an initial period of shock, they will adapt and keep doing what they always do. They will probably add a shiny drone to their collection of gods but w/e.
We can livestream it to pay for the drones.
Who wouldn't pay to watch niggers in theor most primal state fucking children and killing each other?
>literal stone age people in current year
O N E R A C E GOY
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>>77847329
>Expecting them to ever become productive and not just leech benefits
I still think it'd be neat if they did take over the world like some other anon said. Would be impressive considering they have like no good resources.
>>77849205
This is a plan
>>77848793
Why would they need to? They're a nomadic people free from the clutches of any state administration, wealth system, political system, etc. They've obviously been there for many years and seem capable of sustaining themselves.
democracy or else
>>77847099
That's not how it works.
The only resources they have are wood, food and stone.
>>77849203
>Attack Czechs or Slovaks once again
Don't be like that Ivan, that last time we did it together and we had some good time. Why not once more, this time with the Ukraine?
Leave them alone, faggot.
We should send the worlds worst there and make it into a game show. It should be interesting watching cunning serial killers fight subhumans on a unexplored island.
>>77849317
The only reason you're not a stone age hunter is because your ancestors lived around metal resources.
>>77844960
we should introduce diversity to them
force them to take in refugees and teach them all the pronouns
>>77844960
Send the Sentinelese Sentinels.
>>77849693
Africans lived around metal, why were they living in the Stone Age before we found them?
>>77847853
I smell fresh pasta.
>>77849693
5 thousand years ago Captain Dindu Defender
leave them alone. they will probably die of diseases if they come in contact with the outside world anyway
>>77849693
>metal resources
Native americans lived on a mineral-rich continent for 14000 years without forging a single metal blade. It takes more than just "living around" metal resources, Nigel.
>>77849910
WHAT ARE YOU
>>77844960
Their apparatus of war are more likely inferior.
All we need is a few shotguns. Muskets even.
>>77844960
nuclear testing target
>>77849470
Their population is so small they could die out easily. I'd think they'd check up on them every once in a while to see whats up.
>>77849878
some africans knew metallurgy
Let them be alone. A chance of annihilation by diseases is too high, and they dont have any resource that worth such thing. They are just a bunch of inbred retarded nigger poos.
>>77850008
The exception
>>77848929
kek
>>77847099
You realise this is what Ayyliums do to earth right?
>>77849910
Yea man
I'd pay good money to watch a reality tv show where they are all transported smack dab in the middle of Stockholm Sweden.
>>77847853
That's where we should deport "stateless" immigrants to when they clearly fail the entrance requirements as refugees. Destroyed your papers? Good. You're Sentinalese now, time to go home, goodbye.
>>77848475
>. So we're kind of forced to just leave them in ignorance, sad tho that is.
Fucking jew.
Why hasnt anyone slaughtered these savages yet? How many are there like 500? Literally no desire to explore the world.
>>77849693
but they had the resources.
>>77844960
Potential /Pol/ony? Otherwise I'd say we check back later.
>>77850053
fuck it. give me a taser and half gram of coke and ill keep those borders safe
>>77850155
>Oman
>Omen
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>77849693
they've done the basic metal stuff
>>77849188
air pressure
>>77850130
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>77850102
I wonder how long they've been there. 200 or so people is small enough that they'll have inbreeding problems in the long term.
>>77850008
One of the better maps in bf2
>>77844960
I wonder why no one has organized a militia that goes around Africa and other undeveloped shitholes to kill them. gather 10 boys, approach the island with the motor off and place a distraction on the shore that will attract the majority of the tribe to gun them all down.
>>77850560
WUZ
>>77846887
Underrated post
>>77850432
Two irish boys out in the indian ocean slayin' motherfuckers and gettin' fucked up on drugs. sounds like a plan!
>>77850560
WUZ
i just.....
i can't.
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet....
HARMING AN ANCIENT TRIBE ON A SECLUDED ISLAND THAT COULD NEVER POSSIBLY POSE A THREAT? garbage
straight up garbage
>>77850615
KEKS
>>77849878
>>77849912
Both of those places had ancient civilizations with metalwork.
>>77849470
just curiosity. their numbers are low and susceptible to extinction like any other culture
>>77850353
It would actually be the perfect place to start the white's only nation people here wank off about, only problem being that the poo-in-loo navy patrols the seas around there so it's a little risky.
Let me breed with them.
>>77850680
>>77850615
KANGZ AND SHIEET
>>77850696
Cool bait, tumblr
Imagine if we dropped flyers on their island with pictures of normal people, normal clothing and vehicles.
>>77850353
Place could barely support 1,000 people and would require certain goods continuously shipped in by boat or plane. Even then you're surrounded by Indians who are your northern neighbors, and when the island becomes settled and prosperous how long until they annex you.
>>77844960
based.
sentinel for the sentinelese.
>>77850696
Accept the redpill.
>>77844960
>Its a /pol/ buys an island episode
>literally "muh dick"
>>77850696
Your excrementscripting needs work padawan.
>>77850874
>annex
it's a de iure part of India already
Just let them be as a reminder of how South America, Africa and some pacific islands would be without colonization.
>>77850874
Then let's take the indian shit, Pile it up and make the Island bigger.
>>77844960
Leave them be. They literally dindu nuffin.
>>77850977
abbo please....
>>77850844
They know what vehicles look like.
There's a few shipwrecks on their island.
Are there any natural resources there, or is it just a bushy island?
>>77844960
airdrop a bunch of guns and modern technology into their island and then send drones for a sick tv show
>>77850577
I wouldnt be surprised if that actually does happen. Just not to the larger, known tribes. I could certainly see a mega company or govt claiming, "imminent domain" of some small islands or areas that have extremely valuable and or rare substances.
Or like Shooter.
big ass nigga
>tfw I am posting this pic while im listening an african talking onga bonga in the streets
>>77850997
Yeah I just read that, any attempts to colonize would technically be an invasion of Indian territory and the poos would probably annihilate us. Maybe we could grease the palms of some poo politicians with ghee and make them look the other way.
>>77844960
Send this guy
>>77850696
someone can't handle the banter
>>77851147
This could be the largest diamond deposit in the world for all we know.
Lets buy Poveglia Island.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poveglia
I like this idea of buying an Island.
>>77844960
Abduct a few and run some genetic tests.
>>77850741
If it's their time to die, it's their time to die. No culture is worth preserving as there is no intrinsic value in a single one.
>>77850844
They would look at it and say "the fuck is this shit?"
I think they're perfectly content.
>>77851350
>buying a possessed island
nigga pls
I can see why the colonials were so tempted to put these niggers in chains and force them to work
It's just so EASY
>>77850577
For what purpose
>>77850577
>>77851208
You realize there's about 4 hunter gatherer tribes on the planet, right?
What's age of consent there?
>>77851222
>i have seen that image when 13 on a magazine years ago
>i had fapped to that in the toilet
I really didnt need that memory
I also have a memory boner right now
Time for a vintage fap I guess
>>77851537
lel, one way to find out.
>>77850696
>child porn spam
i almost miss the random child porn dumps on /b/, i havnt seen that shit since the Bush Administration.
>>77846887
Best plan
>>77851433
touche. its still a very curious state of affairs, i would like to monitor them at the most
>>77846727
Deploy hidden cameras and film it. Seriously. Humans (even melanin-enhanced ones) living in the stone age are rare.
>>77851782
>>77851433
>Agreeing with your own post.
No samefagging.
>>77850733
>no culture is worth preserving
Wrong again Straya. It's that cultural relativism that has gotten us here.
>>77851436
I dont say they arent, I just wonder what there reaction would be.
>>77851098
I wonder if theyre scared of the wrecks or if they honor them as gods.
Tell the US there's oil there.
>>77845102
Go there with an auto and culturally enrich them.
can i like go there with gun and shitload of ammo and do little hunting
no country owns that island so they couldnt jail me for that right
>>77851565
Holy shit you sure was a horny teen to fap to that...
Search for adamanese people the. The sentenilese looks like them. They are still isolated but friendly, and they are hunter-gatherers. Sure you find more...
>>77851939
you just alerted me that we have the same ID. what the fuck, i didnt think that was possible (i know you wont believe me but that is very strange)
Fly a drone over there and sell the tv rights
>>77850231
and more advanced ayyliums do to ayyliums and so on
>>77852046
They salvaged a lot of metal from the ship.
>>77851450
Kek will protect us.
>>77852174
Lel, nice try samefag
>>77852236
It would suddenly get boring after you realize tribal people spend a majority of their day sleeping and squatting.
>>77852067
O- oil you say?
>>77848929
This. Plus: rarest of all flags.
>>77852174
>>77852253
What is it with you and metals?
>>77844960
New reality show!
>Go full Truman show
>Rigg the fuck out of the island with cameras and mics
>Small drones that look like natural inedible animals
>Bring in a camouflaged yacht for producer and recharging drones/cams
>People can buy or vote what items "wash up" on the shore
>Sneak a lion onto the island
>A fucking lion
>Sex dolls, drugs and dildos
>Watch them fall into degeneracy
>Separately introduce two "gods"
>Feminine god says women are superior and should rule
>Masculine god says women are superior and should rule
>Watch the fireworks
>Endless possibility's
I would fucking watch this.
>>77852067
>>77847099
>implying
>>77847853
haha, so this is how you trigger a nigger
>>77844960
introduce drugs and alcohol
>>77852438
Masculine god says men are superior and should rule*
>>77844960
I think they are happy : they are niggers but they don't know they are.
In a few years I'm going to plant hidden cameras all over the island and sell the footage to Vice or something for a reality show
who wouldn't watch that shit
>>77852480
haha
>>77852684
Blacked, tribal edition.
>>77852432
Guess he's a metalhead
>>77852763
I'm gonna plant cameras all over the island and release 20 WHYTE WIMMIN on the island and sell the footage to BLACKED.com.
>>77852862
CARLOS
>>77851202
But that is why your country exists
>>77851328
Geologists are kind of on top of this shit already and if there were even the slightest possibility of that we would have already mowed them down and there would already be quarries.
Diamonds and other precious metals/stones aren't just randomly dug for, my friend.
we should send them pictures of miley cyrus
>>77852862
Fucking australia
can we drop marijuana seeds all over and watch them get stoned with all our old smartphones? root all the phones to setup a reality tv show.
>>77848052
goddamit there's plenty of warm islands in this world, take it from me
>>77852962
kek
>>77853142
You're assuming they would know what to do with the plants.
>>77850506
Wrong. It only takes 80 pairs for a genetically diverse population.
>>77853038
They'd become more hostile to outsiders
>>77852174
I believe you only because I have the extra flags addon and the other Strayan has a Queensland flag as well.
>>77844960
Is it unreasonable to consider /pol/ sponsored genocide and forced sterilization along with abortions of any niglet that get thru. Make them a figment of history.
>>77851783
Yeah and we should broadcast it on tv,it could be a reality show
>>77852378
Yeah but we could send stuff in to fuck with them
>>77852098
India owns the island.
>>77853517
>two identical ids from the same country
>not a samefag
How is that even possible?
What would the odds be?
>>77853867
>How is that even possible?
You have the same public IP address.
Go to https://icanhazip.com/ and post results.
>>77853796
Send a horde of Pajeet's over to shit all over their sandy beaches
>>77854021
Ahh that makes sense
>>77846887
thinking like a Capitalist.
Making America proud.
I wonder how other indigenous people would react. Think of some natives from Papa New Guinea meeting these guys, do you think they would see them as lesser? It could be retards enslaving bigger retards and it will show the true human nature.
>>77848419
> Not gonna lie to you
> lately I've gotten pretty deep into the whole assfuck scene myself
Every time I see this, my sides
>>77844960
I think we need cameras fixed all around the island and then a drone would drop a glass coke bottle.
Hilarity ensues.
>>77854763
They see everyone as a threat. They have encountered lots of people before.
I remember seeing some Papa New Guinea tribe seeing a white man for the first time and they started sniffing his hand.
>>77855089
What if we sent a nigger in dressed as one of them?
>>77855048
They're not really that stupid desu
They're incapable of smelting their own weapons but they've made metal tools and weapons by smelting the iron available from all the ships and boats that were shipwrecked on the bay over there
Although I do agree with you, it'd be pretty hilarious to see what'd happen but I don't think it'd be as funny as what happened in the gods must be crazy
Also, the Sentinelese are very cautious to any outside interference, so it could be that they simply avoid the bottle or destroy it as soon as they see it
Can't really say 2bh
>>77854033
Indian navy has patrol boats along a 3 mile radius of the island around the clock desu
>>77855402
They would turn the island into a ghetto.
>>77853142
They can't make fire.
>>77855402
Wouldn't work
They have their own language which is unlike any other language in the world
Tribes from neighboring islands were sent in by India to try and communicate with them on the hopes that maybe the language barrier could be broken, but the tribes said that the language in which the Sentinelese were speaking was incomprehensible to them
>>77855634
Our non-human ancestors were making fire.
Nuke them
>>77855758
Yes but the Sentinelese can't make fire for some reason
They're extremely primitive
They need to be culturally enriched.
>>77855510
>Indian navy has patrol boats along a 3 mile radius of the island around the clock desu
>Indian navy
>>77850696
I wish somebody would start importing tumblrites to /pol/ in small numbers so we could convert them a few at a time.
>>77855048
desu we really should set up a bunch of cameras on the island, drop them off with drones at night or something so the natives don't notice in order to study them. Worst case is what? They find the cameras and have no idea what they are?
>>77855510
Wiki says they've only "coldforged" which is the same principle as making stonage tools. Smelting is the process of turning ore into workable metal.
>>77855982
>The Indian Navy is the fifth largest in the world.
>As of 2015, the Indian Navy has a strength of 58,350 personnel and a large operational fleet consisting of two aircraft carriers, one amphibious transport dock, 9 landing ship tanks, 10 destroyers, 14 frigates, one nuclear-powered attack submarine, 14 conventionally-powered attack submarines, 24 corvettes, 6 mine countermeasure vessels, 25 patrol vessels, 4 fleet tankers and various other auxiliary vessels.
And before you say, >Indian ships ROFLAMAOCOPTER
It consists of Russian, American and British made ships desu
>>77856268
Oh yes, my bad sorry
Yeah they don't have the ability to make fire yet so I don't think they can actually forge anything
>>77851350
This is definitely a good idea
Pic related, from inside the asylum
>>77847329
>[FREEDOMS INTENSIFY]
>>77856234
They're extremely nigger tier
They destroy anything that is foreign to them
Back when the Tsunami happened, Indian government sent a relief helicopter to patrol the island and look for any possible survivors and to help them out, this one Sentinelese guy came out of the forest and started shooting the relief helicopter with his arrows
If they'd see a drone, I'd wager that they'd probably shoot it down too
>>77846659
>Wanting to make another Australia
Absolute madman
These threads have been happening every day multiple times a day
usually with only 1 or 2 posts by the OP
its garbage designed to distract & slide
fuck it
>>77854149
JESUS WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
I SERIOUSLY ALMOST SHAT MYSELF
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>77856510
Looks nice.
Could use a fresh coat of paint.
Maybe a more stylistic HELP ME carved into the walls.
You know, increase the property value.
>>77844960
That's basicly what we should do to Africa. Total isolation
>>77856839
I wonder about em too
I mean in the beginning it were one or two guys who were actually interested in the island and contributed to the discussion with at least 24+ posts but I've seen these threads for the past few days and the OP's are usually >1 post by this ID
I wonder why
>>77847853
>Nigger a trigger.
>Trigger a nigger.
Here's your (You)
>>77844960
Leave them alone; they're not worth fucking with. That is, unless, you care about them and want to integrate them into global society.
>>77853609
Please no more watching stupid people on islands trying to-do-whatever-they-do-that-tabloid-make-headlines-of
>>77847933
They would nicely enrich welfare culture.
>>77857327
Nah they're not at all interested in coming in contact with outsiders
An Indian scientist had established somewhat friendly ties with them but suddenly all expeditions to the island were banned by the government
>>77857327
fuck off globalshill
>>77856354
Do Indian Navy ships have a designated poop deck?
>>77857533
??? What made you think i was a shill? I said to leave them alone; i doubted anyone seriously cared about them. It's global shills who would think that those nigs "needed" to be integrated.
>>77857752
>Do Indian Navy ships have a designated poop deck?
Yes, of course
Someone should make a tv show where everyday they drop a new item onto the island
>>77844960
We leave them alone because there are enough niggers in the civilized world let them live on their tiny island until nature kills them off.
>>77844960
>isolationist
>violently xenophobic
>ass-backwards and viewed with outsiders with a mixture of pity and worry
>most likely malnourished and inbred
So, what do we do about /pol/ in island form
>>77844960
send someone with a virus over to learn thier ways, in about 2 weeks they will die beacuse lack of medicine or vaccines
>>77847619
Maybe in 100 or so years when they discover he boat, most of western civilization would have wiped itself out by then.
Then it'd be as easy for them to colonise and conquer than it was for us to conquer the Abbas and native Americans.
>>77851783
I could totally go for some ebony caveman porn thats for sure................for science
>>77858171
>when they discover the boat
They haven't discovered fire yet how are they gonna invent a boat
Seriously, why does anyone care about some hunter-gatherer niggers living on some island? Leave them alone.
>>77858113
you fucks already did something like that kek
You kidnapped two old people and two children from that island
The old goys died due to some foreign like small pox or something and the british returned the children back to the island
>>77858171
They already know how to make boats lad, although boat would be the wrong term
They know how to build make-shift rafts
>>77847619
Well we wouldn't be that much worse of would we?
>>77858239
They seriously don't have fire?
>>77857987
>>77858407
Nah, they dunno how to make fire
But they know how to make boats
Its so fucking stupid kek
Deploy someone with a katana and a exoskeleton. with orders of impregnating every single female in the island. S rank if he does it with 0 kills
>>77858489
Can they fish?
>>77858569
Apparently so
Most likely via spear fishing
>>77847853
>maximum overtrigger
also...
>I'd like to see how /pol/ acts when we give 150 Senegalese 150 million to completely subsidize them.
The Senegalese would probably try to eat the money and then probably burn it
>>77858652
What else do they eat?
I'd imagine fish is a big part of their diet.
>>77849693
t. Jared Diamond
>>77858722
more importantly what do they drink
These guys are actually pretty interesting. I almost want to set up hidden cameras and make a television show out of their simple lives, like that episode of South Park.
>>77858685
Its Sentinelese familia
>>77858722
They have a very primitive way of life
Hunter-gatherer so they probably eat berries, fruits, herbs, flesh of animals, etc
>>77850462
Only 1800 years after the Colossus of Rhodes!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ypEaGQb6dJk
>>77848929
>Implying they're not doing that at this very moment, in this very thread, under Australian proxy servers
these fuckers are hiding a shiposting treasure, you just know it
>>77844960
We should send a group of warriors to fuck them up.
No guns, just our best guys against theirs.
>>77849504
If they learned how to reason properly, they could properly exploit the resources at their disposal. But they won't.
>>77859269
And do what with them?
>>77855089
>They see everyone as a threat.
Wise people.
>>77858789
There are wetlands in the center of the island which is a possible indication of there being a freshwater containing water-body in the middle of the island, extremely frequent rainfall also probably replenishes the supposed water body
If such a water body doesn't exist then, I guess the only other alternative would be to live on coconut water but I don't think that a tribe of 40-500 people could survive solely on coconut water, it'd probably get exhausted in a limited amount of time
>>77859269
They're extremely violent
Kill and shoot arrows at anyone that comes in their proximity
btw anyone else finds it very interesting that all peoples invent the bow?
it is almost like the knowledge itself is in human instincts
>>77849878
but they didn't.
the whole reason for the bantu expansion was metalworking
Make them fuck white women and make a porno of it. Easy money!