So, Brazil anons, how much of a fucking failure is this going to be?
>>77842934
at best it will be mediocre
Total failure. Get ready to see tourists getting mugged and murdered for trivial stuff (as it already happens on a daily basis).
>>77843103
>>77843131
You think ISIS is going to try and attack to kill some visiting westerners?
How would the Brazilian government react to an Islamic terrorist attack?
U.S man here, currently in Brazil for vacation.
I want to ask the BRos in this thread, how much should I be paying for a prostitute here exactly?
Got a fairly good looking one charging me 350 hues with anal included, not sure if I should go for it or too expensive
I could bang some for free with my white cock but I already have people getting too attached with the idea of me helping them crossing the border illegally which isn't at all attractive.
So just pay them so they can leave and good riddance.
>>77843330
I think ISIS already made a threat on Brazil. The goverment is doing it's best to protect the country, even if other monkeys tell you otherwise. They bought tanks and shit to protect the world cup. The favela niggers would cause an outrage if an attack actually happened, they posted a video responding to the threats, I believe I won't be able to find it.
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/perspective/features/2016/04/16/Brazil-sees-rising-threat-from-ISIS-says-intelligence-agency.html
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2016/04/17/brazil-hashtag-islamic-state-attacks/
>>77842934
>Uncle and his family were talking about going to the Olympics
>make a few jokes about them being gutted in favelas
>"omg how are you so racist?!"
>Serious up and show crime stats and the poor areas surrounding the laughable Olympic main area the monkeys are putting up
>Cancels their flight and say they'll just go when it's in Japan
I feel like I saved a few cousins from being raped and a few more from being mugged.
Also
>Brazil
>In charge of logos
God damn, you can do better than that can't you?
>>77843951
It's not that bad down here if you like brown sugar tbqh famalana
Wouldn't live here though, I get mosquito bites like fucking crazy.
>>77843951
>God damn, you can do better than that can't you?
monkey branding. I think the logo is... simple and cute?
Really bad, hopefully.
Zika carnival
>>77842934
Just read this and close the thread:
http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/06/18/rio-olympics-failure-global-elites/
>>77843778
If she is hot, with major H, them the price is right.
THo you can find excelent ones without anal for 200.
How is your portuguese? We have forums for that that you can access and talk with the hooker trough IRC chat.
>>77842934
I honestly want this to be a disaster, but unfortunatelly it will probably be a normal event.
>>77845075
>How is your portuguese?
It's pretty alright, but I have a friend who teaches me every once in awhile some shit so I can get around
What forum mate?
>>77845425
Are you in Rio or São Paulo?
You will need to write to her so you will need to use google translator.
Tell me your city so I can find the forum for where you are. You can talk about the price with the hooker and talk with other users about them.
There is a rank system that says how is the program with the bitches.
>In a statement, the Governor’s office said, “The financial crisis has brought several difficulties in essential public services and it could cause the total collapse of public security, health care, education, urban mobility and environmental management.”
On the other hand, would anyone actually notice?
>>77845660
I'm in Rio right now
Thanks mate
>>77846263
This is one I use the most when traveling for "bussiness purposes":
http://www.gpguia.net/viewforum.php?f=107
It goes from 1x1 to 3x1, termas, delivery, you name it, they have it. The chat was down for a while but went back apparently.
There are others that I will put just for redundancy. Be advised that the closer to the Olympics, its possible that the prices will rise. But you will see some qts there for 150 hues (some even with bj and anal included).
https://forumx.com.br/viewforum.php?f=117
http://www.forumcutuca.com/viewforum.php?f=69
>>77846946
Thank you BRo
All the best
>>77847676
In a side note, wtf are you doing on Rio right now? Are you part of the Olympic comitte or just working in some company the whole year?
Also if you dont want to pay nor gib green card, just use Tinder.
>>77847907
>wtf are you doing on Rio right now?
Vacation. I study in San Diego so I decided to take some time off since next semester will be brutal.
I wasn't interested in the Olympics and I figured everything would get freaking expensive by the time it started so I decided to take it earlier.
>Tinder
Never heard of it, is it like Line, but for Brazilians?
>>77848485
>Tinder
>Never heard of it, is it like Line, but for Brazilians?
Oh you troll you :)
>>77848600
Oh well, thanks for everything mate.
I swear I fucking love going around with Uber and paying like, $4/ride
A shame it has to end.
>>77848935
Inflation and rapant poverty has its perks.
Still, go check out Tinder before going fopr the hookers. Its free on Apple store and Google Play.
Take care.
>>77842934
It's gonna be the greatest clusterfuck of all time.
Not that it would have been worth watching anyway since Ilya got busted ;_;
>>77842934
Here's your answer m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik
>>77844384
Go back to facebook
>>77850017
I know there is a meme here somewhere, but I dont get it.
brasil lol :D
>>77842934
epic, i can't wait for it to happen
>>77842934
Ppl said we are violent, but we actually have designated streets where people are killed
>>77843778
>Brazil
>vacation
pick1 m8
>>77843778
Gpguia and google translator will help you on that
>>77853047
>DESIGNATED KILLING STREETS
I like this.
>>77850017
Just saw the Olympics in weightlifting from 2014 or something where he broke two world records. Bretty gud.
>>77853048
oh come on bro
nobody gives a fuck, brazil has more serious problems than the shitty olympics. we should not even host the olympics in the first place, a shitload of money will go down the drain and another shitload is going to get robbed by politicians, i mean, just look at this shit:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-36565901
no one will die
but if you wish really hard
>>77853047
Great post
>>77850017
hello fellow wl fan, sad to see ilya dethroned
rio 2016 confirmed for fuck show
I sent our team a leaf. They said they'll put it in a display case in the middle of the Canadian Olympic village so everyone can look at it.
>>77842934
I though the world cup would be an utter failure. But it wasn't. I wish this time I'm right.
>>77853047
DESIGNATED
>>77853254
The funny thing is that it'sw true. Just don't walk very late in a dangerous neighborhood and you're fine.
>>77843330
>notallmuslims
We just eat up whatever shit you burgers say
>>77842934
I know everyone on the rowing team. Will keep /pol/ posted.
London was a giant orgy.
>>77843330
>How would the Brazilian government react to an Islamic terrorist attack?
They'll be the first to flee the country
>>77842934
I'm really curious as to how terrible the opening ceremony is going to be. What the fuck are the going to do? Is the entire thing just gonna be bunda, soccer, samba, and favela gangs?
>The ceremonies (opening and closing for the Olympics and Paralympics) will be low-budget productions compared to the ceremonies earlier in London (2012), or in Beijing (2008). The plans are caught up in the economic and political upheaval besetting Brazil. The country is mired in a recession, from both economic and political perspectives. Fernando Meirelles, the Brazilian filmmaker and part of the creative team, estimated that Rio will spend one-tenth what London did on the four major ceremonies. London spent approximately £80 million ($104 million at 2012 exchange rates). Meirelles stated: "I would be ashamed to waste what London spent in a country where we need sanitation; where education needs money. So I'm very glad we're not spending money like crazy." Meirelles further said that "high-tech" was being eliminated from the ceremonies. He listed drones, complex aerial equipment and disappearing stages as items that Rio would do without. The emphasis will be on the basics.
>>77843840
We are sending an athlete who's brother was a terrorist
>>77859082
>Is the entire thing just gonna be bunda, soccer, samba, and favela gangs?
Yes.
ISIS will be in charge of the fireworks, though.
>>77842934
Maybe Kek will say in my numbers..
If single its gonna be good.
Double its gonna be shit.
>>77842934
>Millions of people go to Brazil
>All get the Zika Virus
>Return to their countries and spread the virus
Oh boy...
>>77842934
mason gov . corruption and kike mafias .
>>77859528
your cuntry needs a Pinochet style dictator and 800 concentration and extermination camps
>>77860000
>digits confirm
>Brazilian event organizers
>>77860594
>American "people"
>>77860000
This
>>77843840
>ISIS attacks Rio
>Favela shakes with a thousand REEEEEEEEEEEEs from every shanty
>Shitty, barely-kept-afloat boats start to head east, like a reverse migrant fleet
>Angry screeching horde of favela cunts flood the ME, stealing, looting, and torching everything that isn't nailed down/on fire
>Wind up doing the job for us, then hopping in their shitty boats and heading home
>Half the boats are overburdened with loot and sink
>The ME is left a scorched wasteland, burned out, the former inhabitant's bones bleaching in the sun
>America eventually rolls in, throws up a hasty monument, sheds a few crocodile tears, then strip-mines the whole place and paves it over
>>77853047
WITNESSED
a meme is born
>>77843103
You got a source for that?
>>77842934
It's going to be a disaster to normal people but will be for one hell of a good time on /pol/. I can't wait.
>>77860000
>zika
You all have no clue.
Soon, fellow travelers
>>77861732
Tfw I got Celso Portiolli perfume in my last birthday. In the next one I want Fábio Júnior's
>>77842934
About 100000 worse than Sochi
Can shooting the street muggers be an event in this years games?
>>77860000
This is my biggest concern. Anyone going to Brazil after all the warnings know what they're putting themselves into. I swear if there's a virus outbreak shortly after the Olympics then I'm gonna be pissed.
>>77870166
Reminder that a upper middle class white woman from New England flew back from Africa during the ebola outbreak, and when the government tried to quarantine her in her own house she sued and won.
This is the entitlement of exactly the sort of people that travel to go watch the Olympics. They believe 1) nothing bad can ever happen to them, and 2) they owe no duty to their fellow citizens.
It's going to happen.
Regardless of what happens, this will be the most watched Olympics ever. All these media companies like NBC are going to make $$$$$$$$$$$ off the sponsorship and digital rights. I don't have the money but if I did I'd put everything on Comcast (CMCSA) stock right now right now.
A lot of signs are pointing to disaster
>Zika
>political unrest
>ISIS being cunts
I'd be surprised if it goes off without a hitch, honestly.
