BAN QEKISM!!!
We need to ban it before it becomes an extremist religion.
A friend of mine died, and this guy out of nowhere in a brown robe goes up to his grave and kills a dead frog and left it there. I asked him what he was doing, and he yelled "praise Qek" and ran off.
>>77832232
Lol faggot its just a meme, besides, be happy his soul was blessed and will receive eternal keks
>>77832232
ITT: things that never happened
>>77832336
No.. it's becoming a real religion. It needs to stop.
>>77832473
I don't care, meme magic is real, lord of keks shows us signs regularly. We have a power here that can not be denied. Accept it.
>>77832849
Holy fuck, ur one of them.. You gonna declare certain foods "haram" now?
>>77833048
wtf no don't be a retard. I just try to eat pork at least once a day because it's part of a good redpill diet
>>77832232
Praise KEK
>>77833377
Fucking faggot. Now this thread is gonna be bait because of your dubs.
>>77833377
>>77833923
KEK DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
>>77832232
yes qek needs to be purged
Am going to summon Qek later on
>>77832232
>be kek worshipper
>kill frogs
pick one
>>77832232
the mental collectivism is too strong. qek is resurrected
>>77832232
>things that never happened: the thread.
>>77833377
Praise KEK.
>>77833377
TRIP DUBS PRAISE QEK
>Blessed by a High Lord of kuk
>Complaining
>>77833377
>when kek never praises your posts
>>77832232
>kills a dead frog
Ok
>>77833377
here we go
>>77832232
>kills a dead frog
How do you kill a dead frog? Also why would a real QEK supporter kill a frog.
SAGE THIS THREAD WITH QEK PICTURES
>>77832232
>kills a dead frog
Get a load of this faggot
I have idea for ritual
Play vaporwave in background
Get froggy statue
No salt for protection
Give the statue something
KEk is in your home now
>>77832232
Praise Qek
>>77835025
Ask QEK something? Give it blood?
>>77834747
You need to believe, then it will come naturally.
>>77835025
lHelp me fine tune this guys
>>77834747
47 47
.. Hmm.. Are you a sinner, by chance?
>>77833377
Kek is absolutely real. The collective mind of /pol/ awake ancient powers.
But kekism is a religion of peace
>>77835646
>>77835025
>Not making sacrifices to Kek
The heart of the infidels should be throw in a frog's River, their blood should make the water runs red
>>77832232
San Kek is a saint and it's nothing wrong with praying him.
>>77832232
Qek is all I have, Qek guides me
>>77832232
Kekism is a religion of peace
>>77832232
check the ID in pic related
Ahh, Kek, or some say Qek... Do you check our repeating numbers?
>>77832232
Kek will realize all your wishes if you trust him.
>>77836730
Grant us memes Grant us memes
Praise kek
>>77836944
AH. THE BEAUTY
>>77837088
AWOOOOOO
All Praise The Wall of Qek..
>>77833260
Based non muslim belgium, stand true and eat pork every day
>>77836730
or real name.... cuk
>>77836306
holy shit its real
PRAISE KEK
Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!
>>77832232
Trump is already making this happen...
>support trump for qek
>for make america great again
>the qek was with trump
>now trump says he wants gun control
>trump wants to close the internets
>for watchlist faggots
>4chan is watchlist faggots
>trump wins for president for make america great again
>trump was always liberal cuck
>bans 4chan
>trump bans qek
>no more qek
>>77833377
/thread
>>77836787
please race war in europe soon KEK, please
>>77835025
We should record a Gregorian chant version of リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー
>>77833377
AAAAAAAAAA
Is this real life
>>77837676
That would make you banana nigger real comfy wouldn't it
>>77832232
>/pol/ is not a satire!!!
top kek.
>>77833048
Everything that isn't chicken tendies is haram.
Also to truly channel meme magic requires at least 7 piss bottles in your bedroom.
>>77837727
caught in a 888 slide
>>77837801
Do we use these piss bottles in some arcane ritual?
>>77837417
is that around 2000 (You)s for one post? am I counting correctly?
>>77832232
It's not a robe, it's a comfy blanket with arm holes.
>>77832232
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT QEK
>>77832232
KEK is a religion of peace.
>#not all keks
>>77832232
May Kek smite the unbelievers
Kek is bullshit. Meme magic isn't real.
If it is, he'd prove it right now. Do it Kek!
>>77838383
He has already proven it. Many times.
>>77838383
>taunts kek
>gets triple 83
Kneel, infidel.
>>77837901
Yeah you stick your finger in the bottle, smear your screen with piss and post.
You should get some repeating numbers indicating kek's favour.
>>77837690
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hVfwblzwYT
Here's my concept. Hopefully somebody with talent could make a good one.
>>77837417
On that day, the Lord Kek presaged Trump's victory, and gave hope to his faithful, by BUILDING A GIANT WALL OF *GET* before their very eyes!
>>77832232
Check your privilege Qekaphobic edgelord.
>>77837417
Archive link?
>>77838706
Needs some work
>>77838675
Fuck, the urine I used wasn't aged properly to the correct shade of amber.
Okay, now I'm using some proper vintage piss.
Give me the numbers kek
>>77838953
Yeah, I just threw that together in 2 minutes as proof of concept. I have no idea how to make an actual churchlike echo so I just used echo and reverb on audacity.
>>77838995
You blew it. Kek won't be forced by some random leaf.
>>77838902
http://archive.is/vGrv3
>>77832232
We should seriously make it an official religion. It has as much eligibilty as any other and we could embed a redpilled agenda subtly into it
>>77832232
Hello Kek
>>77838706
i like the idea
>>77832232
AND THE WHORE OF BABYLON WILL RIDE FORTH ON A THREE HEADED DRAGON. AND THERE WILL BE A GREAT RUBBING OF PARTS THROUGHOUT THE LAND YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAH
KEK BE PRAISED
>>77838383
Triple 83 confirms kek is among us
>>77837978
Yea i heard the guy got so rich he retired
>>77832232
>kills a dead frog
:O how did he do that!?
>>77838902
http://archive.is/vGrv3
>>77839201
If kek blesses me. I shall make it my duty to spread his name and magic.
>>77839130
I must humble myself before kek.
I will now draw some shit swastikas and ritually bathe in piss.
>>77834750
I no rite?
>>77832232
>ban kek before it becomes an extremist religion
>before it becomes an extremeist religion
>before
>>77833377
What times to be alive.
>>77839500
This pleases kek.
>>77839096
VST Reverb Plugin (such as Waves IR) that uses IMPULSE RESPONSES, you can get IR's of damn near any famous cathedral, orchestra/opera house.
Use a good Chorus and subtle doubling as well as harmonizers on your take, run them through the IRs and boom... there you have it.
t. professional sound designer who eats at Wendy's every day with a 24"" cock
>>77832232
>kills a dead frog
>>77838383
Seems like all the sinners get repetitions, but not dubs.
>>77832232
>>77832336
> kekism is just a meme not a real thing
Fuck off shill.
There is no god but kek and pepe is his messenger.
Behead those who insult KEK
>>77839500
You have gained the favor of Lord Kek
>>77839201
This
>>77833377
The Full House portent.
>>77839500
>bathing in fresh piss
It might be acceptable as a first time offering but you're soon going to be needing a supply of gallon jugs, if you get my drift.
>>77835025
>Give statue something
A sacrifice of tendies? Cooked in an oven of course. Frozen or microwave is unacceptable.
Perhaps leave an item representing the area in your life where you need Kek's influence alongside the sacrifice. Item would be personal in nature. Whatever the person leaving it feels best fits.
does "top kek" = allahu akbar?
Reminder that Kek is the manifestation of the Holy Spirit in the 21st century. Therefore praising Kek is not heresy.
I'm seriously considering buying one of those frog statuettes and building an altar to Qek atop a mountain.
If Brexit succeeds I will carry it through.
>>77832232
Nice try dumbass A priest of kek would never kill a frog
>>77839659
ADD THIS TO THE DOGMA THEN LINK IT HERE. I lost it, Qek forgive me.
What must we do in order for Kek to make anime real? Is such a fate possible?
Dubs in reply will be the answer.
>>77838383
He's making himself known to you anon, but he can't use dubs, so he uses repeating number.
>>77840586
Make it a big statue. One like 20 feet tall.
>>77832849
Neo-pagans, "witches" and other special snowflakes unironically regard meme magic as real, "intentional" magic / magick. I guess our rituals are image editing and trolling each other rather than lighting gay coloured candles. The amount of focus / intent a symbol receives is supposed to be the most important thing, so thousands of people (at least) worldwide ought to count for something even if they're not taking it entirely seriously. Some of them sperged out over Ebola-chan and made amusing call to arms videos about the need to "fight back", I assume like as per pic.
>>77840807
Praise him!
How to write "praise Qek" in Latin?
>>77840873
derp
>>77833377
PRAISE KEK
>>77833377
He has shown himself!
PRAISE THEE!
>>77840957
"Laudate KEK ."
>>77840957
Why does everyone spell it Qek?
>>77840957
Laudate KEK
The black, grainy meteorite embedded in rock from a Swedish quarry fell to Earth 470 million years ago.
This is all rather strange. The other day I discovered a frog in my bed just as I was dozing off into hypnagogic bliss.
>>77832232
You can't stop us
>>77832232
>we need to stop before things get out of hand
>>77833923
Beyond dubs, this is a full house
>>77837637
Go away heretic
>>77841190
Because the ID had Qek in it.
>>77841190
In the Archives, that is how he revealed himself in Verse 77777777.
>>77841190
Id has Qek in it
>>77833377
Praise Keku indeed.
>>77841190
Cause in the 77777777 get yesterday QEK was in the ID. I'd post the pic but I don't have it on my phone.
>>77832336
Just like Christianity was a meme 2000 years ago and Islam was a meme 1600 years ago. People who are retarded will unironically believe in gods.
>>77833377
THE PROPHET IS HERE.
CAN YOU FEEL HIS PRESENCE?
>>77833048
Praise KeK faggot
Hail Trump!
>>77837417
>QEK
this can't be fucking real
>>77840957
Brekekekek coax coax
>>77841764
It is, I was there.
>>77840924
That's not enough. Perhaps we have to make a small shrine in our backyards for all frogs to go to.
We must make frogs our neighbors, and only then will bless us with maga girls.
>>77840582
But posting thumbnails is.
>>77832232
Frogs are haram according to Qek, so you're fucking retarded. #NotAllQeks
>>77841190
>>77841431
No, you've got it all wrong. We figured it out in a later thread.
>>77840586
Not IF brexit succeeds. Do it so it will succeed.
>>77841764
Oh it is. Meme magic is real
>>77841836
Does anybody have that "he is risen" Pepe saved?
>>77841836
Wars will be fought over this in the future.
>>77841666
Praise Qek! Papal State has been revealed!
>All this heresy in one thread
>Venerating false idols
>>77841836
I laughed really loud at "wifes son."
>>77842106
Also in the same thread.
>>77842367
You're the one who worships a statue of the "Mother of God".. More heretic than this.
>>77833377
Praise kek
>>77832232
I did this to you so you would come to this place.
You will see much in this place.
It will change you.
>>77840351
OmgOmg my mom is making tendies later, I'll do a surprise visit.
>>77842429
Glory unto Qek, our scatological overlord.
>>77833377
WITNESSED
Trump will win.
>>77832232
>>77843530
Cuk us with Keks Qek
>>77833377
Hey guys tell me what you would do if you could get away with any violent act and not get caught.
>>77843685
Cut off peoples nipples and staple them to dogs
>>77843500
Surely he favors us!
>>77843530
Britain will vote leave.
>>77843765
which part of the dogs and in which city would you do this?
>>77843835
Is leave still up? Or did the MP getting mowed down change public opinion?
>>77843846
Around the dogs genitals, and in Detroit
>>77843999
FUGGGG KeK IS REAL
>>77841247
kek est laudatis
> google translate plebs
>>77832232
#Notallqekists
>>77833377
Insh'Kek
It's too late, Kek is unstoppable.
>>77848755
Praise KEK
>>77833377
DEUS KEK
Don't let these heretics dictate our ways.
We are the KEKS
For KEKS we MEME
>>77833377
Kek wills it! Praise Kek
>>77832232
Damn that was some hardocore kekist. Killing dead frogs and stuff
>>77832232
Good thing the frog was already dead.
Praise Qek!!!
>>77832232
>kills a dead frog
>>77848755
>>77832232
Canada fear not, Kek will forgive you for your folly if you truly repent
>>77841836
>CUK
Father
>QEK
Wife´s son
>KEK
The holy shitpost
God, my sides just went interstellar.
>>77833377
PRAISE
>>77832232
Kek is undeniable at this point. Just have some pankeks and maple syrup and relax.
>>77833377
>>77842033
>what is an archive
>>77852998
This is genius but your 1-off means it needs adjusting
Take this Uncommon Kek
>>77833377
Cringe: the thread
I know it's an attempt to scare away the normies, but it ends up just being fedora to the extreme.
QEK WILLS IT
>>77843685
>Implying the FBI isn't a powerless shell of enrichment
I'm surprised you niggers can even use a keyboard
>I made a blood offering to Qek last night
>no, really
let's make a real egregore guys
>>77832232
I want to believe
>>77853795
>javabot
>aspies sperg out
>>77853633
How dare you speak such blasphemy against our righteous QEK
Kill yourself heathen
Qek will name him
>>77853112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ups4FeSuHvY
Praise /based Kek
>>77853863
We didn't create Kek, he is as old as the void. We can however, summon him ever more into this reality.
Praise to him.
Fuck that imaginary nigger pepe with a raw frankfurter.
I've made a shrine to the Donald and I pray to KEK everyday
>>77839500
Cleanse your leafness in the piss, brother
>>77832232
You can't kill the one that gets reborn through you, because you know the struggle, therefore dankness flows through you. Killing yourself is easy, meme is life.
>>77832232
Fuck you leaf go back to worshippin. Your dead kike god
>>77839588
PRAISE HIM!
>>77854535
Wonderful
>>77835025
Burn money, show to Kek that you care more about him than jewish shekels.
>>77853455
Uncommon ? You can do better than this...
I see it in literally every threads.
>>77853455
>a fucking thumbnail
>>77854799
It has begun.
>>77855842
>>77838706
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hVfwblzwYT
+1
WHERE ARE THE DAMN LYRICS OF THIS SONG!!!! CANT FIND THEM !!!!!!
>Time is running out.... MAKE A MOVE !
>>77853795
did it please him?
>>77837417
If you look at the post numbers it's shopped, doubled up unfortunately
Anyone interested in a holy book for kek? I could have one done in a few days
>>77832232
Why would I want to ban my own religion.
The amount of people turning their backs on the bringer of repeating digits is why Brexit is struggling right now.
R E J E C T
E
J
E
C
T
F A L S E
A
L
S
E
P R O P H E T S
R
O
P
H
E
T
S
>>77841836
>wife's son
The memes are too good.
>>77857397
H U M A N
U
M
A
M
R E J E C T S
E
J
E
C
T
S
KEKISM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE
"""KEKERS""" WHO COMMIT SINS AREN'T REAL KEKERS
Also
>kill a dead frog
>>77856701
FOUND IT
I don't...
I don't...
I don't...
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can go on
Do you understand?
It's all in your hands
It's your ...
Don't say no
Some say no
Some say no
Some say no
Don't say no
Don't say no
Don't say no
Don't say no
You say you know we shouldn't
You keep holding out
But you don't let go
I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things
That you ain't buying
I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things
That you ain't buying
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can go on
Do you understand?
It's all in your hands
It's your...
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can go on
Do you understand?
It's all in your hands
It's your...
It's all in your hands
It's all in your hands
It's all in your head
It's all in your head
I don't...
I don't understand it
'Cause you won't say yes
But you don't say no
>https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Macintosh-Plus/%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B5%E3%83%95%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%82%AF420-%E7%8F%BE%E4%BB%A3%E3%81%AE%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%94%E3%83%A5%E3%83%BC
>>77854063
>javabot
how does one do this??
>>77840807
Do cat girls have human and cat ears? Or just cat ears?
>>77843614
>saves a thumbnail of the badly shooped version
A F L
>>77854535
>people actually buy that statue
>somebody somewhere is wondering why the Egyptian frog statue business is booming
what a time to be alive
>>77833377
Praise Kek.
Father of memes
which art internet
hallowed be thy posts
thy image bring kek
thy dubs be checked
on posts throughout the entire catalog
give us this day repeating digits
and sage for us all JIDF shill threads
as we shall anti-shill all the JIDF posts that sage against us
for thou are the image
the post and the photoshop
forever and ever
kek
oy
>>77833377
HE HAS SPOKEN
PRAISE BE UNTO KEK
>>77858667
>a refreshing end to the world
>>77832232
Lord Kek is our conveyor of Meme Magic you reedit trash!
Now get out!
>>77833377
PRAISE KEK
>PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
>PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
>PRAISE KEK
GIVE ME THE POWERS OF DOUBLE DIGITS
I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77839588
Thy dubs shall also be praised
As dubs you were blessed with to be praised
Whilst praising blessed dubs
Forever and ever
kek
PRAISE
KEK
>>77858914
Do not seek digits as they seek you.
which one of you did this?
Fuck Kek.
>>77837766
>>77838266
>>77858533
Deus KEK
>>77832232
>kills a dead frog
>a dead frog
What the fuck are you doing Canada?
>>77859118
I don't see it ?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)
This link ?
>>77859337
>a fucking leaf
>>77832232
>kills a dead frog
how does this work?
>>77859443
I fixed it, for Kek
Qek shall lead us to glory.
Let loose the plague of frogs.
>>77859572
You must resurrect the frog first
But for that you need to be a lvl 66 Kek Priest
>>77859473
Fuck you.
>>77832232
lol, stupid leaf
>>77859443
check out the old edit history
>>77832232
What I need to ask one of you faggots to do for me is to murder someone with memes, then when arrested spout off screaming about lord kek and meme magic.
Then the world will know us, and we will win everything.
Yes, sad depressed anon who is contantly switching between boards and reddit in his dark room because he has nothing better to do with his life... I'm talking to do. Your life has meaning, give it to kek.
>>77833377
>Kek Just BTFO of this thread.
HOLY FUCK
>>77833377
PRAISE BE KEK
>>77833377
7 is the number of KeK.
May his will be carried out through the power of meme magic.
>>77859783
Not yet, kill Normie's on the day of the croak.
Does anyone have a Pepe who's eating at Hooters?
>>77859988
Praise your dub dubs that praise Qek
forever and ever
kek
so /pol/ is just /b/ now
>>77843685
kill niggers that abuse women
Ah, kek, or some say Qek. Do you hear our memes? As you once did for the God Emperor, grant us dubs, grant us dubs. Plant memes on our brains, to cleanse our normie idiocy.
