>Be british
>Be so cucked there is even a TV channel called BBC
>vote remain
>get shot
American banter.
Gee how are you an Australia even related?
>>77804243
>be burger
>get female president
my sides
>>77804243
How them gun n knife laws doing for you Nigel?
>>77804379
We were shitposters n sheeit before the aussie goberment stole it from us
WE WUZ SHITPOSTERS WHILE THEY STILL LIVED IN GRASS HUTS
>>77804558
Okay.
>>77804418
As any rational, non-obese person would assume, they're probably lowering murder rates, fatty.
>>77804409
>Be Norway
>Top PORNMD search has arabic in it
Mein sides
>>77804676
>Murder rates are declining in America
>Murder rates are increasing in Britian
Oh I'm laffin you ladiboi
>>77804676
Rekt beyond rekognition
>>77804849
That's a good goy, believe (((their))) manicured statistics.
>>77804922
Shouldn't you be sleeping with the local fauna (ie. Abos) by now. It's like winter night over there
>>77805061
>unironically beliveing the jews want an armed goy population
wew lad
>>77805099
Give up fat-ass your game is weak. Not all of us are subservient to BBC and cuck ourselves willingly, unlike Hameribeasts.
>be canadian
>Trudeau wins
>Canada literally catches on fire
>every country offers aid , even based Russia
>"if you fight the fire, it wins"
>"he let's in a south African firefighting team"
>they literally dindu nuffin
>>77804243
Burger bants is shit desu senpai.
>>77805328
>entire population consists of chink chicks with feminine penises
Hey at least underneath all that blubber is still a real vagina
>>77805235
This wtf
Does that shitposter honestly think that arming the goyim is a jewish plan?
Come on Hillary, fire these retarded shills and give us a challenge
>>77805235
>be me
>ironically believe that (You) unironically believe that I unironically believe that jews want an armed goy population
>you can't even comprehend the above because you're an ameridumb
>>77805582
be Australian
Dont understand irony
box a kangaroo
>>77805398
Why you bantz yourself Canada?
>>77805452
>Be American
> Tons of guns win us our freedom from an abusive goverment
>Be British
>1 Garbage trash gun makes you lose any chance of exitting the EU
This thread is really fucking petty, even for /pol/ standards.
>>77804243
>Be upcomming president of united states
>Want to make USA like Denmark
>Realize Denmarks biggest party hates you, Hillary and Obama
>Die of stroke
Pic related
>>77805472
>he thinks New Zealand is Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0TK_vk-XDM
How does 'stupid americans' even make sense? That's like saying stupid stupids.
>>77805713
He isn't Australlian, He is a New Zealander.
>>77805582
>BEHOLD MY LADYBOY RUSE! I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!
Nein out of ten.
>>77804243
Isn't bbc an australian network?
>>77805582
>Reply
Honey did you get the cool ranch flavoured Mountain dew?
>>77805725
I think the problem is that you have to always make comparisons, it's like you're using the flaws of other countries to try and prove to yourself that yours is good, just go for something simple.
> be American
> webbed hands and feet from generations of redneck inbreeding
> still no Olympic gold for swimming
>>77805736
>1 post by this emu
>>77804243
Why the fuck would you get shot for voting remain u bitch
>>77804409
No rational person hates hillary because she is a woman.
>muh all women are inferior incapable robots meme
No. Marie le pen or whatever the fuck is based. Gender is irrelevant as long as they're redpilled. Might as well not vote for Trump since his daughter married a jew and therefore the entire campaign is degenerate garbage amirite? Fuck off.
>>77804666
That triggers me. I get fucking pissed when people don't take their shoes off in my house.
General rule is to do what the host does. If he leaves his shoes on, you can too, but take em off otherwise.
>be straya
>get 400ms on a good day
>>77805984
>Be British
>Goes on vacation
>Burns and dries out in direct sunlight due to adapting only to be in dark rainy habitats
>Dies from dehydration
>>77805997
I don't hate her because she is a woman, but because she is Hillary. It's Hillaryous :^) that your whole country is willing to have her as president.
>>77805891
Like I'll ever give a fuck about the difference
>>77805997
>s'burger doesn't know shit about foreign polotics and happenings
>this is a common occurance
>>77806395
Isn't it that the m'lady fedoredditor may may man
>>77806578
I think it is, but I cannot verify
>>77806940
>canada.jpg
>>77804243
>Burger
>Using the word 'Banter'
Stop it
>>77807016
looks like the bantz thread is dead fellow burger
its a sad day in the neighborhood
>>77807168
Make me cuck.
>>77807169
rip 6 gorrilian bantz
>>77807316
if only the "greatest ally" term was an inside joke...
I can only wish
>>77807493
The greatest ally did do an inside job though
>>77807634
everything is an inside job mang
>>77806357
>Be in Islamic Caliphate of Holland
>Don't understand networking because the Qu'ran says it's not halal
>>77807168
Bayn teerrrrrr
He he American accent is shit
>>77807906
>Be Jewish
>Need Schekels
>Be Bernie
>Build a campaign on being "not clinton"
>ask for "donations"
>make millions on cuckbucks
>year later announce you are endorcing shillary
>try to run away will schekels
>oh no goyuim is mad
>claim anti semitism in the left
>berniecucks gets redpilled about jews
>they become literal hitletr
>trump wins
>American Reich happens
>>77808401
See I'm personally more in favor of a privately funded extermination of the Jews
If there is an opening in the market than someone will fill the gap
The problem isn't the open market
In fact it is the opposite
Maybe the open market is what saves us
>Be american
>get shot
>>77808563
>tfw you can't drive your car to your local holocauster and wipe out jews because both of them ran out of gas
>>77808862
>Be Australlian
>Lose war to birds
>engages in nuclear warfare with wildlife
>>77808330
>Khunn-T
>>77808862
>be Australian
"THIS IS ARE LAN WHITE DOG!!! NUNGA, FETCH THE PETROL
>>77808982
>American
Z pronounced Zee
>British
Z is pronounced Said.
>>77807168
Couldn't make us stay under the queen, what makes you think you could make us do anything. Just like we can't make you regularly visit a dentist. Or not boil your food.
>>77809222
>Also pronounce C as See
>Can't tell Z and C apart
>>77809340
>Unorginal flag, stole it from Denmark
>>77808864
>tfw its two blocks south of your underground bunker/house
>>77808862
>Be aussies
>Get bit
>>77804379
>Norway
>Bantering
>Be South African
>Niggers put nigger in power
>Get forcibly removed from my home
>Get my farm taken away
>Brother gets shot for his watch
>now i like in cuck central
End my suffering
>>77812213
I hope that isn't true anon. 'Cause. That shits just sad, he shot his broder.
>>77813070
Well thats south africa for you.
I remember being at school in like 2010 and a dude got shot 5 times for his shoes and his bicycle right outside the school. Country really went to shit
>>77813371
It really is, if you don't hire private security or live in a mini-fortress you basically dead.
