Do you know why I pulled you over?
>>77801258
You saw my donuts on the passenger seat?
>>77801258
Because I am a free inhabitant of the world I do not recognize sovereignty
>>77801258
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Because you got all C's in high school.
>>77801258
Was it my unlicensed weapon, officer?
*unzips fly*
>>77801258
BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING WHITE MALE?
Cuz I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know.
>>77801258
its because im black isnt it
>>77801258
Was it because i was going 56 mph in a 55?
>>77801258
Because you want to see my license, registration and proof of insurance.
>>77801258
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>77801258
I have diplomatic immunity in your country
>grabs AR
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I FREE TO GO?
AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
AM I FREE TO GO?
>>77801258
Is it because of my dubs
>>77801258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
>>77801258
Yeah officer, I momentarily lapsed and exceeded the signposted speed limit. My apologises, I have no defence and am willing to suffer the consequences of my actions. I appreciate your service to our country.
It's because of this 9?
>>77801258
Officer, you have beautiful eyes. Can I call you daddy?
>keep driving
>>77801258
Cause you are a cop and you are the law fag
>>77801296
Kill yourself. He will never be funny.
So that you could let me go again
*unsheathes hand*
*waves it*
>>77801258
Because I'm white?
Because this is a rental car?
Because I'm not obese?
Because you have to fill a quota?
Because these in butter deepfried chocolate covered gravy burgers aren't going to eat themselves?
>>77801258
Because you're a nigger.
Checkmate edgetheists.
>>77801258
Goy do you know who I am? This is like the shoah all over again oy vey remember the six gorillion.
>>77801455
Underrated post.
>>77802560
oy vey
>>77801719
this guy gets it. 1776 brit bong, hope you brexit, on that evening, all i ask, is you go outside, take a deep breath, feel the air in your lungs, do this as it reminds you that you will never be a free man, you were cucked from birth, but today, that air you feel in your lungs? that is the air all free men in the GREATEST NATION ON THE EARTH, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, aka THE USofA, aka USA, aka LONE SUPERPOWER, this is the air that men in USA are breathing from their first, you will never understand, you can only hope to catch your breath, on the strong wind of FREEDOM, which is sweeping the earth. Cool post though.
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my dick's out?
No officer
>>77801767
There is nothing more satisfying then the first video.
>>77801258
>Can you provide articulable reasonable suspicion I have or am about to commit a crime?
Yeah, speeding
>speeding in itself isn't a crime. Am I free to go?
No
Am I being detained? get your superior
>>77801258
Because stopping muslim rape gangs is harder than harassing innocent civilians with traffic fines?
>>77803230
Y-y-yeahh
>>77801258
NO OFFICER, I AM NOT DRIVING, I AM TRAVELING
These are not the droids you looking for officer shit for brains.
>>77801258
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>>77801545
>>77801814
>actually admitting guilt
>>77801258
I dunno, porky, Do you know why I totally banged your mom last night?
>>77801258
I was speeding cause I was late for the get.
>>77777777
>>77803693
>implying getting off with a warning is a bad thing
>>77801455
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
>>77803977
>warning
Do you live in the 80s? It's all about filling your quota nowadays.
Illegal dubs
Check em, officer
>>77803230
>you were cucked from birth
better than being literally cut at birth lmao
Because you got all C's in highschool?
>>77801258
>No I don't sir
Well you were doing 70 in a 50.
>Can you prove it? Show me the records.
No I can't prove it.
>seems like you'll have to let me go then
Fine.
Literally happened to me 6 months ago.
Fucking german police is chill af.
>>77804049
Plenty of other people that can fill those quotas (where they exist)
Anyway if you can't afford to pay a little speeding ticket you shouldn't have been driving slightly above the speed limit in the first place.
>>77801767
who taught these people to say this?
its bizarre
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because i love you officer!
>>77801814
> I appreciate your service to our country.
i love this part.
Because you're a fat, statist, sub 100IQ, inbred wasting his life slaving away for kikes in Washington like the measly pathetic parasite he is.
>>77804294
>>Anyway if you can't afford to pay a little speeding ticket you shouldn't have been driving slightly above the speed limit in the first place.
What a cucked thing to say.
Anyway, I'm not about to give them evidence myself, they can do their own job.
Case in point >>77804292
>>77803396
>get your superior
No.
>>77801767
>DRIVING IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A RIGHT
y...yes sir
>>77801258
I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!
>>77803981
Well you was doin fifty faive in the fifty fo.
Because I'm half jagged?
>>77801767
>base assed p. barnes at 16:20
lol at his immediate tase after "step back"
>>77801258
In America we have a right to remain silent.
>>77801258
I DO NOT CONSENT
>>77801258
No, because I'm not doing anything illegal.
Travelling without a license is not a crime.
I'm not driving I'm travelling,
And as stated in the Articles of Confederations I have the right to travel.
Now let me go or you're breaking your own laws.
>>77801258
Because I was shitposting too fast.
>>77801992
Kek, underrated.
>>77803444
Triple roasted by a leaf. Get kekt on.
>>77801258
>depends how long you were following me
>teleports behind cop
>whisper sweet nothings into his ear
PSH nothing personal kid
>>77805537
Are you a lawyer?
>>77801258
>no
>I'm not giving you my licence
>can I see your supervisor?
>am I being detained?
>do you have a warrant for my arrest?
Am I being detained?
>>77805537
License and registration and step out of the car
>>77801258
Dat feel when a cop open the trunk and finds rope, a shovel and trash bags
>>77801258
You smelled the rotting flesh from the trunk as I drove by?
No.
Because of these?
