NUKU HIVA
Area-339 km2
Native population-2600
Abundant in natural resources(Fresh water, Fish, Live stock)
Arable Land
Infrastructure already exists(Roads, airport, seaport)
Extremely isolated
EU citizens can emigrate there easily
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294
2nd post by this ID
Wassup buddy. I made a new flag.
Fucking hell where is everyone?
>>77714480
Here
>>77714334
Nice, I think we need a more simpler design, appreciate the effort though. So in the last thread a French anon said it is pretty easy for us to emigrate there, which is positive. I think we will be able to win the natives over with alcohol and/or weed.
>>77714670
Too serious. We aren't a nation, just a community of opportunity seekers.
>>77714712
So this?
>>77714866
OH NOT THIS CUNT AGAIN
>>77714896
Forgot pic
>>77714547
People complained about Indonesia having a great military, so why not we try Mborokua/Baruku island? It's located in the Solomon Islands and it's uninhabited.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mborokua
>>77715093
Whats to worry about? We aren't invading for the last time.
>>77714547
Thanks Lithuania bro. Do you think we could convince your women to come?
>>77714670
This /pol/ony will be up and running before you have left the military. I don't understand why you see a native population as a negative, I see it as a positive maybe they will like our ideas.
>>77714896
No was just bumping with images for new anons. Even though the mummy poster is 99% retarded his flag is pretty decent>>77714670.
Also national anthem is I vow to thee my country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MG27BKwjaI
Superior comfy and majestic Kerguelen Island coming through
The white man's paradise, pacific coconut islands are for niggers and lazy fucks
Hard climate and terrain make a superior man
Is there anyone on this thread that knows how to build houses or do useful shit.
>>77715288
>Bay of virgins
>>77715288
>>77715347
It's guarded by the French military though
>>77715288
>>77715347
Its more to do with we cant grow shit there and we would have to import everything.
>>77715249
I don't like the mummy poster. His flag is also basically a rearranged Netherlands flag. We aren't a real country, we need the flag to look interesting.
>>77715069
Are you going to bring Mummy to /pol/ony?
>>77715347
Where is the flora? There needs to be something we can use to manufacture there
>>77715093
Auckland Islands or any other subantarctic island that belongs to New Zealand is also a pretty good idea, since literally nobody lives in them, only penguins.
>>77715288
I took a ship to there it's cost a lot but god it's was beautiful there but only scientist and soldier can live there .
>>77715505
We can grow cabbage and breed penguins, w could build a small dam to power up our settlement too
At this point you cunts are just memespouting. Is anyone here useful in any way? Do you have money?
>>77715288
We've already decided on Nuku Hiva
>>77715673
Good effort, but you need to be more specific, are there sources of fresh water? Are there any trees? Flat expanses? Essentially why is it beneficial other than
>no one lives there
And
>muh penguins
>>77715768
The Auckland Islands is not that warm or cold, since it has a subpolar oceanic climate, so I don't think you will always expect the sun.
>>77713980
Can Americans emigrate there?
>>77716075
No.
>>77715673
I refuse to move from one cold rainy island to another.
>>77715915
Here's a topography of the Auckland Islands. The coast or anything close to it is generally flat. Enderby island is the most flatest, which is good.
I really don't know about the fresh water, but since it's located close to Antarctica, it shouldn't be that bad.
>>77715297
>Is there anyone on this thread that knows how to build houses or do useful shit.
No but I will learn
>>77715681
She could be our first honouree guest on a state visit.
>>77715766
I would rather go to prison then live the rest of my days eating cabbage and penguins.
>>77715914
I got some fundraising ideas. But do not want to publish them on a public forum
>>77716075
No but we will change the rules once we have control
>>77716058
Fuck off, you're just fucking about. Find a better island and I'll be happy to go, you dumb Slavette posting autist.
>>77715914
Nuku Hiva is a good choice, but the problem is that it's located in French Polynesia which is guarded by France and also the 2000 people who live there.
Killing them or enslaving them might get us arrested by the French government.
>>77716196
>disappointment island
this can't be real
Wasn't there a guy who was worth $5 million in the last thread?
>>77716452
Seriously just fuck off already. Make your own thread and leave.
>tfw Trump will buy us and Island so we can shitpost 24/7 in normie-free environment
How about this flag?
>>77716392
What the fuck is it with you fags and genocide?
>>77716392
>Killing them or enslaving them might get us arrested by the French government.
Not if we say we are from the religion of peace
>>77716804
Then what can we do about them? Let them stay or watch them rebel?
>>77716921
and*
>>77716719
>>77716872
Yup, this is now memeing
>>77716921
Why would they be mad at us building on an uninhabited part of the island? We could be nice to them, buy their stuff and employ them for manual labour. What would be the problem?
Another uninhabited island located close to Sumatra.This time with no name.
3°29'39.60" S 100°39'41.88" E
Judging by it, it looks relatively flat which is what you guys want. It doesn't look it even has people at all.
It has no name, so let trips name it.
>>77717117
The Antipodes Islands (from Greek αντίποδες - antipodes) are inhospitable volcanic islands in subantarctic waters to the south of — and territorially part of — New Zealand.
>Inhospitible
>>77717235
Does it have resources, trees? Anything?
>>77717235
How large is it?
>>77717128
I don't think they would tolerate that we're making a white only /pol/ony in their island. We could be nice to them, but they should respect that we're making a colony.
>>77713980
So are you guys going to buy land over there or what? It's a small island so my guess is that you won't get any land, you might be able to work a low paid job just enough to live
>>77717331
We'll plant them.
>>77717358
It's small, but it might fit 1000 of us.
>>77717235
for Faggot Island
Is there any info on it at all?
>>77717331
What resources do you seek in that small green island? Oil?
>>77716675
No sure, she will wont to go to an atoll in the Southern line islands instead. Get real Nuku Hiva is the best option ticks every box.
>>77716392
We don't need to genocide the local population or enslave them, they could be a positive for our cause.
How much money do we think we need each to move there?
Don't forget to take the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294
Seems we have a significant group a large homosexuals joining us.
>>77717518
If it has no fucking name, then of course it won't have any info. But judging by Google Earth, it looks green and flat.
>>77713980
Would you accept a gay liberal? :^)
>>77717117
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>77717452
They are barren rock that is still volcanicly active, read the Wikipedia page you posted asshat
>>77717686
If you're not a disgusting NEET and atleast contribute, then yes.
>>77717686
Sure we already have a tranny coming
>>77716232
Apprentice carpenter and welder with CWI certification here
>>77717235
Gigga Nigga Island
is there any reason why it's uninhabited?
>>77717795
>>77717874
We have a deal!
>>77713980
Which races do you accept?
Do you accept Armenians (Aryans)?
>>77717464
>We'll plant trees
>That take decades to grow.
>>77717883
Don't know, maybe nobody has ever heard of it, hence why it doesn't have a name.
How about New Scotland. Pic is the first iteration of the flag
>>77716232
do you have any legal fundraising ideas?
Here's a list of uninhabited islands
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_island#List_of_some_currently_uninhabited_islands
We need to look tolerant so we'll allow any person with an IQ over 130 to come settle with us (Except blacks, we need to avoid them like the plague)
Any non Whites would also have to be married to a White-woman so that their kids would end up decent looking.
>>77715524 Based on the Australian Eureka flag in homage to the new continent and how the whiteman transformed that land into one of sheer beauty and success but with a different blue for the sea from which colonists came and a new Red Cross in homage to Saint George's cross as seen on the Union Jack and to represent Christendom.
>>77718008
Well then, if you really want an uninhabited island with trees, then it's Auckland Islands. It's the only island that /pol/ wants to have.
What happens if someone needs a doctor?
>>77717977
We accept any race as long as you aren't a waste of space everyone is welcome. Take the straw poll. Getting in on the ground floor is important, at first we need to play the numbers game to be democratically in power.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294
>>77718003
You are I no position to call others degenerate.
>>77718140
None, that would raise enough in a quick time.
Do you? If so you could be our first business minister.
>>77718493
Nice flag
>>77718647
walk it off
>another meme roleplaying thread
>>77713980
I lived there for 4 years when I was 12-16. Life is hard there, I remember we had no internet, there were several times shortage on alcohol, Marquisiens are very poors so some of them have to steal.
I you want a peacefull island, you'd rather try Fakarava, Rangiroa, or if you are not very crafty, West coast of Moorea.
Mangareva if you want to try the survival mode, as it is more beautifull ( and wayyy hotter) than Nuku.
since we colonize it, the rightful flag for it is this.
>>77718647
There are already doctors on the island. Females are the biggest issue we need to solve. I suggested free daiquiris for all women.
>>77717464
>>77717537
>>77717464
>>77717537
What is the acreage? Planting trees would take too long, we would have to import saplings then wait, and hope that they grow.
Resources not in terms of usable materials to build. Not commodities that we would sell. It's a community, not a business
>>77718634
>>77718008
There's also a lot of islands in Patagonia that are uninhabited. They have trees and maybe even fresh water because of some of them have glaciers, but then again they're not really flat.
>>77718652
We can't let niggers in, that defeats the purpose of segregating ourselves on the Island.
I'm not even willing to accept full blooded chinks (Japs can be an exception)
I draw the line at Christian/Atheist Arab married to a White woman. (Because the kids will be white)
Anyone who used to post on Something Awful remember when some goon and his wife did something similar to this?
IE, they bought a bunch of uninhabited land on one of the Hawian islands and basically tried to turn it into a village for goons.
The whole thing was marred with disaster after disaster. Some of the locals stole all their shit, a bunch of people got sick and hurt, and pretty much all the goons who flew out there from the mainland were useless. They couldn't build shit, they were all out of shape, and they had no farming ability. It was pretty hilarious.
If you give me ideas i may be able to come up with prototype flags, if anyone is interested.
>>77718929
This is what I fear in Nuku Hiva. The locals might destroy and steal our shit. Leaving us with nothing.
>>77713980
>AUTISM: The island.
>>77718556
Doom gets it
>>77713980
>poll has both 'yes' and 'giant faggot' options.
Why are there two options for giant faggots?
>>77718750
PLEASE STAY IN THIS THREAD YOUR HELP WILL BE MUCH APPRECIATED.
I think we could solve the alcohol shortages. Internet and womenz seem our largest problems currently. Except tourism what else is the economy based on? What are the positives of Nuku Hiva?
>>77718652
my 'fundraising idea' is everyone taking out an obscenely large loan, transferring it into one shared account and then fleeing the country
it is neither good nor (i assume) legal
also people worried about our flag looking too stupid or too serious, don't worry; as long as it doesn't look like it was drawn by a retard we're fine
pic related, the sri lankan flag
Here's another one I made :p
:^p
Another list of uninhabited islands
http://gregology.net/2010/04/islands-to-start-a-new-country/
Literally the most hilarious and most entertaining thread on pol at this point.
Can't wait for another /namibia/ general tonight too.
>>77719253
The economy is a disaster, the tourism allows people in Taiohae to run snackbars and little stores, but the people outside of the main town are living on the products of the sea and what they grow on land.
Not a wealthy life, but they are happy with it.
But Nuku has the advantage to be a rather large island, but so up north that if you get really ill you have a 3h fly to Papeete, Tahiti, or +8/9h to New Zealand. I got a problem with one teeth one day, the travel to tahiti was litteraly hell.
:^D
>>77718929
>Goons
What do you expect from a site like that. 4chn mastarrace is nothing like goons.
Should I start another poll?
>>77719102
You'll fit right in then
>>77719236
I wouldn't you to keep your options open.
>>77719299
Ye that was one of my ideas too, but more intricate, we each max out credit individually and take those funds and pool them together to get even more credit and then run off.
>>77719321
Ye wanting to have actual information about an island where there is only 2000 inhabitants and we actually have one of those inhabitants in this thread. Ye I will beg for first hand info from him. Don't be jelly because you wont get anymore info except from google about your shitty uninhabited atoll.
>>77719536
henry Lloyd/fred perry island
>5
>>77718373
Glad you're enthusiastic, but Auckland isn't feasible. If you look at what the island offers it is impossible
>>77719253
Oh and for the alcohol shortage there are two brothers who made their own alcohol and sell it, my dad said it was an ok-tier drain cleaner.
>>77713980
Why not the falklands?
>>77720001
Seems like it is you whom is the faggott
>>77720126
Almost no trees and bad vegetation.
>>77718634
Auckland is protected by the French military they would be up our asses the second the realized we were importing construction supplies to build infrastructure.
>>77713980
Is the plan just to get there and grab land?
I mean the island is probably owned already so you would just have to get jobs and rent apartments, also do you think they're going to let people in even though there are no jobs/places to live?
What happens if there is a tsunami?
What happens if global sea levels continue to rise?
Guys not to sound negative but the idea is pretty fucking stupid if you want to create a /pol/ony
>>77720219
Let's go to Nambia
>>77720195
The French doesn't own the Aucklands and there is no military there.
>>77719777
I think black/red is definitely the way to go.
>>77720219
>>77720219
I believe worst case scenario of everything melting down is a sea level rise of 75 mts, so you need a big enough island with some mountains
>>77720301
wtf that looks horrible
>>77718836
But intoxicated womn can't consent that would be raep anon
>>77713980
Why dont you enormous faggots just move into the same neighborhood in a 1st world country?
Maybe we could buy Sex slaves from the Russian Mob ? breed them like crazy. Each one of us deserves their own tribe. Polygamy will be legal for the first generation i.e Us for population purposes. Then we wed our sons to each others daughters. We can also run a eugenics program where dumb kids are castrated before puberty to keep them form breeding
(Test their IQ's before)
>>77719906
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518923
Vote, my friendos.
>>77720219
Tsunami / sea level issues are really important as Nuku isn't a flat island but a rocky one.
And yes, buying lands could be difficult, I don't really remember how it works but I think the whole island belong to the families that live there, but don't know for sure.
In Tahiti yes, Nuku can't say
>>77720438
But wouldn't you also then have to get rid of people who fathered/birthed the retards?
>>77720191
It's still larger
Hmmm, my dubs say that we use the indian flag
>>77713980
Instead of Nuku Hiva let's try Sandy Island. It's a small island and right near New Caledonia and Australia so it isn't too far isolated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD_dFyfOXIo
I expect to see many of you in southern Chile when the nukes start nuking... That's were I'm headed anyways.
>>77720301
IKR! :)
>>77720299
I swear someone mentioned something about French protection. Possible I'm wrong though, I'll look it up.
>>77720598
What do you need the space for, anon?
>>77719299
>> my 'fundraising idea' is everyone taking out an obscenely large loan, transferring it into one shared account and then fleeing the country
>>77719910
>> Ye that was one of my ideas too, but more intricate, we each max out credit individually and take those funds and pool them together to get even more credit and then run off.
PLEASE do this. Great plan.
>>77720598
It doesn't matter if it's big or small, as long as it fits in /pol/'s standards, then it's good.
>>77720703
Campbell is good too, but it's the same as Auckland islands.
>>77720598
By that logic we should go live in the desert, all the space we could ever want. Granted we would all be dead in 2 days
>>77720744
What about the lack of non-whites
>>77720726
Impossible, or you would rise like $3,000 each, but you can't get a loan and flee that easily
>>77720912
As long as there's no niggers or other subhumans with low IQ, then it's good.
>>77720562
No because only people with IQ's over 130 (Maybe 120 for /pol/) will be allowed on the Island. No blacks allowed either, No full blooded chinks (Japs are the exception)
At least a Christian/Atheist Arab/Indo-Aryan married to a Whitewoman (So the kids are white)
>>77720971
Does Campbell island atleast have some trees?
>>77721010
There will be subhumans on any habitable island, but we can just segregate ourselves
>>77720958
That was a joke for the record.
If dozens of polacks actually took out huge loans and fled to some island you could bet that the banks WOULD come after them. Would be beautiful.
>>77721152
Maybe we can poison them with lead, It would lead to mental retardation. Making it easier for us to control and slowly genocide them
>>77721152
If the subhumans don't attack us, steal us or do anything that will harm us, then they can stay.
>>77720072
So overall do you think Nuku Hiva is best option? I believe the Marquesas Islands are a good idea and I just though Nuku Hiva because its the largest and it seems to tick all the boxes. We could all bring tons of alcohol with us if necessary. What is the situation with storms/hurricanes?
>>77720219
>Is the plan just to get there and grab land?
No we are emigrating there
>I mean the island is probably owned already so you would just have to get jobs and rent apartments, also do you think they're going to let people in even though there are no jobs/places to live?
No we are going to create jobs and an economy
>What happens if there is a tsunami?
The island has some very mountainous regions, its highest elevation is 1,224 m.
>What happens if global sea levels continue to rise?
It ground level raises quiet substantially, so that is not an issue.
>Guys not to sound negative but the idea is pretty fucking stupid if you want to create a /pol/ony
Just look on wiki, you will see all the questions you have asked are non issues.
>>77720622
>Instead of Nuku Hiva let's try Sandy Island. It's a small island and right near New Caledonia and Australia so it isn't too far isolated.
Isolation is an advantage, once we have imported enough supplies at the start
>>77721220
That's the thing, the reason why Auckland Islands is a good choice not because it's uninhabited, but because there are some trees which are really useful. If Campbell had them, then it would be great.
>>77721013
IQ shouldn't matter as much as ideology, you can be an average person IQ of around 100 and share a common ideology with the rest of the /pol/ony
>>77721122
If you want some place that us hospitable and yet not populated, you should try Sandy Island. It's perfect.
Ameoba shaped flag because our lives will have no fixed direction
>>77720000
Checked.
>>77721322
It's relatively isolated. Not owned by Australia but you could get to Australia if everything doesn't work out. Very hospitable place too.
>>77721455
Is this bait or you just don't understand?
Sandy Island does not exist, it's a phantom island that was accidentally drawn in the map.
>>77721455
Be specific, what makes it perfect? Does it have fresh water? Trees? Indigenous wildlife? Is it inhabited by venomous creatures or toxic flora?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294/r
real poll
>>77721391
The girl in the vid is my kind of woman, Autistic, low self esteem and desperate. She probably has a high IQ too. Looks aren't important to me. I'd add that to my Island harem
>>77720438
Jesus so I'm in an under 13 thread
>>77721888
STFU shit-skin no NIGGERS/ABBO TIER DRAVIDIAN BLACKS allowed
>>77721322
I don't know what you are precisely looking for but Nuku is rather hostile, and it is really away from the world, yet you seem to be looking for this.
Don't try to get ride of the locals, they are total bros who deserve to be your friend. They all speak french for the youngers.
Concerning the storms, nothing in particular, some heavy rains that come out of nowhere, and sometimes a cyclone (which is scary) comes but they usually continue their way in the south instead of hitting the island.
I heard they are facing a severe lack of rains lately tho
There's also a chain of islands in Patagonia that are uninhabited. Almost every one of them has trees and some even fresh water, because of the glaciers. The only problem is that it's not flat, but then again, we could settle on the coast with no problems.
>>77721756
It's location + vegetation + relative isolation.
>>77721716
No. It's on satelitte images.
>>77717235
rollin' for the name "Scatland"
Someone start a new thread, this one's almost done
>>77715768
Sunburn is only temporary m8
>>77722207
Isla Mornington would be good place to settle
>>77722317
reroll?
>>77722067
Cool sounds good, I have no issue with the locals, its only a few retards on here. A French bro In the last thread said its pretty easy to move there if European. Nuku Hiva seems like the perfect isolated island which is extremely habitable, that's why I picked it. Do they grow most of the food on the island?
>>77722609
>Someone start a new thread, this one's almost done
How is this thread almost done?
>>77722207
You don't want to be on the coast of an island in the middle of a storm
>>77722648
Remember to explain why when you suggest a location.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10518294/r
So currently we have
40 yes
8 no
23 maybe
26 I am a giant faggott
>>77722624
Skin cancer is not.
I used to be part of one of these. It ended up falling apart because people lost interest. As will this one in a few weeks.
>>77722949
Your body will adapt to being in the sun as long as you do it consistently, which you will if you are going to be farming
>>77723160
Really makes you think
>>77723160
>I used to be part of one of these. It ended up falling apart because people lost interest. As will this one in a few weeks.
I am not bothered if people lose interest, I will move there with or without /pol/tards. Just raising cash in the mean time
>>77723489
That's very presumptive as it is based entirely on an individual's willingness to do so
>>77723489
I'm not trying to convince others, just putting information out there about a place that is ideal for a /pol/ony. Like I said I will be going no matter what.
>>77723892
Why are you leaving to go over there?
>>77724311
Everywhere else is cucked/run by the Jews
>>77724311
I love England, but I'm sick of it. I live in a shitty satellite town to London and unless you are rich as fuck this whole region is shit. I like the idea of a beautiful isolated island with a small population where I can live a simple life.
>>77715249
better national anthem coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6k8DFb8fWs
>>77724732
Watford, you?
>>77725037
Not even on the same level to I vow to thee my country
>>77724916
Watford, you?. replied to myself
>>77725314
I bet you're some posh faggott the lives in Esher. Also you mean mommy and daddy are rich surrey person
Thread is dying bump.
>>77719740
is there still a ban for non-French citizens to go there as EU citizens under Schengen rules?
>>77716232
you can grow anything anywhere dumbass
Are we sure we could change the laws? You said yourself that there was natives there. Why would they let us. Better yet why would the French government allow it?
>>77727045
>you can grow anything anywhere dumbass
No you cant, try tomatoes in the Antarctic or desert
>>77726993
French bro in last thread said its easy for EU citizens to emigrate there
Poll update
yes 50 40%
no 11 9%
maybe 28 22%
I am a giant faggott 37 29%
>>77727539
Thinking along the lines if we emigrate there in large enough numbers we could democratic vote to change such laws. I believe they have a certain amount of autonomy from France
>>77715712
DONT BE FOOLED THIS IS NOT FRANCE THIS IS REUNION!!
R A R E
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>>77727944
Stealth rare strikes again
I made a flag. It's the Nuku Hiva flag, but with a little extra.
even if one disregards French being the official language and having a cuck like Hollande as president, read this on local general conditions for would-be polonists: http://www.globalpropertyguide.com/Pacific/French-Polynesia
>>77728521
nice
>>77728521
>we are not a Nazi /pol/ony, maybe the Namibia one is more for you
>>77729966
Genocide and invasion it is then
do you like this flag i made?
>>77718647
Don't be bitch
>>77731558
Yes nice design but would be better if it was a traditional rectangle
>>77732649
rectangles are boring
Someone make a new thread
>>77737487
/nambia/
>>77713980
Lol Survivor season 1
NEW THREAD
>>77738201
>>77738201
>>77738201
>>77715712
gotcha
>>77717235
>it looks relatively flat which is what you guys want.
Damn right justice is what we want
>>77713980
>hurr muh /pol/ colonyXDDDDD
you schizos couldnt function in society, what makes yo think you can survive without it, cucks
>>77715712
STEALTH RARE SPOTTED
