Wow, really makes you go into a psycotic rage.
>>77696393
>the relationship meme
the last time i got into a relationship my house got burnt down, no thanks
>>77696675
Yeah, I'm going to need a story, family.
I'm a proud #cuck now
>not getting married at 35 and we'll established
>not marring a pure 18 y/o qt you met in church.
>>77696675
What happened Anon?
>>77696936
He didn't imvest in a fire alarm
I'm 24 and seeing psychiatrist right now because I have given up on life. I told her I would rather be alone than with a whore, and I was having trouble dealing with being alone for the rest of my life. Before I would work because I had hope some day in the future things would get better. Things have not shown any signs of getting better and I don't see the point in working just to keep myself alive. I've tried the whole "go to church to find a faithful girl" and it hasn't worked because I'm not super religious. Going to church feels very fake and forced and I'm sure people pick up on that
>>77697163
How fat and ugly are you?
>>77696675
pls share story
>>77696675
>not marrying a woman that loves you enough to commit insurance fraud
Cuck faggot.
>>77696393
>Wow, really makes you go into a psycotic rage
Ok, mr. autismo.
>>77696744
>>77696936
>>77697358
standard love story turned horrible tragedy and regret desu senpai
>meet girl last year of hs, hit it off, etc etc
>close friends for a few years, eventually it gets closer, enter a relationship after a while
>we start planning our future, kids, etc
>i get a decent amount of money from my aunt dying so i decide to put it into the deposit of a house
>we move in, get engaged, marry soon after
>i get her preggers at some point over christmas, woo
>one day a kid walking by throws a cigarette butt into my fucking front garden
>dry leaves set on fire
>the magical properties of the australian climate kick in
>house is on fire within a few minutes
>nobody calls 000 until half of the house is on fire
>she's in the other half asleep
>i'm at work
>she somehow forgets how a fucking fire alarm works, gets up, scrambles for back door, doesn't make it
>burns to death (the coroner said she almost certainly passed out before she burned so that's okay i guess)
>i go off the fucking deep end
not only did i fall for the relationship meme, i fell for the happy relationship with amazing hopes for the future meme.
not falling for it again m8.
>>77697534
Sorry to hear mate
>>77697534
>burns to death (the coroner said she almost certainly passed out before she burned so that's okay i guess)
She's now fighting emus in heaven.
>>77697664
>Sorry to hear mate
You misspelled "kek", common mistake though, don't worry.
>>77697719
kek
>>77697534
So tragedy is what drives your people to shitpost?
My brother just got married to his virgin wife and he's 30 and they're having kids soon.
Never say never. Though I'm almost 23 and have only been on a few dates, never had a gf. But it's kind of hard when you don't live on campus anymore. Better luck in grad school I guess.
>>77697231
not fat, I eat like 1 meal a day
but probably ugly
Everyone acts nice and I don't get people calling me ugly but my success rate with women is pretty abysmal. I mean, I could go find a fat girl or a hoe but I don't want that. Would rather die
>>77697534
she burned to death while pregnant or she had the kid first?
>>77697910
it was either go into a furious bloodthirsty rampage and end up burning down a high school or just start shitposting my way to the grave
>>77697979
while pregnant.
>>77697163
You have to learn to be happy alone. You can't depend on someone else to make you happy when you can't even be happy by yourself.
>>77697163
>her
dude never see a female psychiatrist they are shit
>>77698013
>while pregnant.
two birds one stone lmao
>>77697963
Ok I'll cut the snark and this is a serious question: have you considered you might be gay?
Some gays repress their orientation, it plunges them into depression, and "having no luck with women" just serves as an excuse not to be with one.
>>77698089
>>77698170
(((WKPyBnNO)))
>>77698061
>sad because no gf
>need to be happy
>but not by solving the issue that is making u sad (which is no gf)
Never understood this advice 2bh senpai
>>77698265
Go brush your tooth.
>>77697534
Jesus I'm sorry man. Hopefully you've had enough tragedy for one lifetime.
>>77697963
Go to Mexico. You'll find plenty of love there. American girls are too fake and fat.
>>77698170
not gay
besides most gays are hoes too so it wouldn't matter if I was
I almost got cucked once. Fell for the single mom meme.
Bitch was getting friendly with me at work without telling me she had a child. Almost fell in love with her and almost ended up together with her. The only reason I didn't was because of one time when we hanged out and she would give all so much attention to the kid I felt like the third wheel and figured that I'd just be some useful idiot taking care of her kid.
Women. Not even once.
Even the single women without kids end up being awful. I've been together with too many shit women.
I am going to be single for life and I don't give a shit. All I have to do is jerk my dick. It works perfectly. My sex drive has gone to shit too because of all the porn, which is for the best. If I am lucky I'll get erectile dysfunction and free myself from the vaginal jew for life.
>>77697963
Literally all girls are whores by nature, period. It's just a matter of whether or not the society shames whorish behavior enough to make women want to be chaste. Unfortunately those days are long gone, pretty much any given 18 year old girl in America has been gotten the dick and will continue to very frequently for the next few years.
If you don't snag a virgin while in high school and hang on for dear life, your options are a whore or nothing.
>>77698312
That was good
>>77698356
I thought mexico was fatter than usa now
>>77698312
Rather a dirty tooth than an arseload of rapefugee dicks.
>>77698491
>Rather a dirty tooth than an arseload of rapefugee dicks.
I absolutely disagree.
>>77698440
>single mom
Worse than Jews, should be gassed with their children.
>>77698442
>If you don't snag a virgin while in high school and hang on for dear life, your options are a whore or nothing.
Pretty much this.
I got mine senior year because we were going to the same college and I knew she was relatively stable and sweet.
Literally all of our female mutual friends that were virgins going into college, 6 of them, lost it during freshman year.
Only one is still a virgin and that's because she dedicated herself to a long-distance relationship with a highschool kid.
>>77698075
This. If you're a man, you go to a male therapist. Women can't relate to men just as men can't relate to women. I saw a woman therapist for a while and she was nice to spill my guts to but she didn't help me solve my problems. I started seeing a male therapist and he instantly got to the root issue of my problems and helped me come up with a solution.
>>77698451
Coca cola for every meal
>>77698536
t. Ahmed
>>77697163
fuck you fucking nigger
>go to church to find a faithful girl
literally going to church just for a woman fuck you nigger fuck that makes me mad
>>77698844
well that is what a bunch of christfags told me to do
don't get you're panties bunched
>>77697691
Fuck you, just. Fuck you... Why would you say that?
>>77698491
Since you're a bong you get to have both :)
>>77697534
I'm sorry. God damn.
Stories like this make me want to live in a castle on a mountaintop.
>>77697534
I get it, I really do.
>go through whole adolescence despondent from loneliness and depression
>horrible stupid "marriage" to first girl to come along and even act interested
>she leaves in less than a year, takes all
money and continues to pop up and spite me ever since
>spend ten years suicidal and alone smoking cigarettes and laying on the floor of my shitty apartment
> horrible relationships with status seeking whores
>by magic meet amazing new woman
>by magic she falls in love with me
>have beautiful wife
>red pilled, serious Christian, life of every party
>for some reason adores me
>confidence and emotional support helps me finally turn on my intellectual potential in work context -
> her frugality and good sense and good job also help us not only escape debt I had from my past relationship disasters but actually become wealthy and exploding career success
>have two perfect little kids
>buy beautiful dream house in peaceful neighborhood
>ecstatic happiness together
>life literally could not be any better
>we both tell each other this is the happiest we've ever been
>she picks up boy early one day to drive him to the doctor
>sunny warm day, open road, blue skies, perfect road conditions
>woman driving the other way on highway randomly leaves her lane and goes into oncoming lane in split second
>wife dies by the side of the road in excruciating pain
>2 year old boy has broken multiple limbs
>sees his mother die
>divorced and now widower by 35 with two children in diapers
>previous social anxiety calcifies into complete impossibility of making any human connections whatsoever
>go from candidate for youngest senior executive to candidate for getting fired in disgrace for endless fuck ups
>miss her morning noon and night
>trying desperately to somehow not be an insane fuck up person so kids have some hope
>feel certain to fail and let her down with the one thing I could still really do
>FUCK
>FUCK
>FUCK
>>77698710
I have a female therapist and she's great. She understands my father issues and depression, but she can't help me be a man. Most male therapists are libral cucks anyway.
>>77698075
Cite your sources.
>>77697163
Meet more people. Go out and just be in groups that you enjoy being around. If you don't have many friends go to meetups that interest you, go a couple of times and don't talk to any one. If someone comes up to you then engage them and just talk about the surroundings and what not.
As for thinking a lot of women are whores it's a personal preference. Some people think a non-virgin before marriage is a whore, some people don't think actual prostitutes aren't whores in the sense that we think of the whore stereotype which is basically a meme of everything to fear in monogamous relationships.
Focus on yourself and the qualities you want in relationships and search for that. Don't dedicate too much time to it but don't be closed off to the idea completely for the rest of your life.
Sometimes taking a break from the internet as well is good for your perspective. At the moment the whole internet is just a bunch of people accusing each other of being cucks or getting cucked or some other shit that has just become an echo chamber.
>>77696393
not really, i'm 34 and white, my plan is to continue fucking women in their early 20's for the rest of my life, and if i happen to squirt a kid out some beta fuck is just gonna have to pick that slack up .
>>77699447
>>77697534
I don't want to feel anymore
>>77699477
source - my personal experience
>>77699447
Those kids are all you've got of her, anon. It's easy to be weak right now, but the NEED you to be strong. You have to support them and raise them to the best of your ability. You can do this. She knew you could do it; that's why she chose you. Anytime it doesn't feel worth it, look into their eyes and see a spark of the fire she brought into your life.
>>77699995
Did you escape the reddit cringe board?
>>77700050
Fuck off, you degenerate fuck. He's got a duty as a man to be their provider. Until you have been there, keep your mouth shut.
>>77698604
If that's your belief then what the fuck is the problem? Sounds like those who wanted to remain with their partners did so, and those that decided their partner's before college were not who they wanted to be with (or they didn't even have partners before college) and so they went on to form other relationships. Maybe short term, maybe long term, who knows. What do you expect people to do?
What if your partner decided that she wanted to just end the relationship? Not because she wanted to see other people but she knew that she didn't want to see you anymore? Are you meant to just continue and hope it gets better? What if you try that for 3 months, 3 years, 30 years, and it never gets better? Human beings cannot just follow some formula for a happy life.
That's why marriage failed. Not because it's wrong in principle but because it completely ignores the subtleties of life. What if a man is in an abusive marriage, leaves, and then is labelled a non-dateable whore by devote Christian women because he isn't a virgin? On what moral high ground does that argument stand on?
>>77698274
If you're not happy alone, then you're with bad company.
>>77700292
Who is talking about that, you autistic fuck?
How does ''Did you escape the reddit cringe board?'' translate into ''he doesn't have a duty to provide for kids''?
You illegal immigrants need to learn some English.
>>77700498
In fairness, you indicated that him advocating providing for his children belongs on /r/cringe. Makes you look pretty shitty.
>>77700472
>you're with bad company
I don't really follow. I'm alone so how am I with bad company? you mean my friends are bad influence?
>>77699964
I've had both men and women psychologists and all were professional and could interpret what I was having issues with.
Anecdotal evidence doesn't help anyone, especially some dude who might need therapy and now has to also have a gender filter on his choices of professional who could help him. Good for everyone who goes and speaks to someone, a lot of people don't get the help they need because of the stigma they feel is attached to talking to a professional.
>>77699447
Did the other bitch at least die, or did you kill her?
>>77700306
nah, really just all whores mate
>>77700811
I have a women therapist and she's exceptional, but 99.9% of women therapists don't have a clue about men's issues. Hell, half of therapists suck in general.
>>77696393
This sucks because I'm that exact situation. At least the kid is white.
No bully pls
>>77700306
>That's why marriage failed. Not because it's wrong in principle but because it completely ignores the subtleties of life. What if a man is in an abusive marriage, leaves, and then is labelled a non-dateable whore by devote Christian women because he isn't a virgin? On what moral high ground does that argument stand on?
Oh I've had sex with 12 other girls when I was still in highschool.
She loves me despite all of that.
The fact remains that it's very hard to feel comfortable when your partner has been with so many other people.
I spent a long time making sure she never compared herself to any of the other girls; it's a road to heartbreak and self-doubt.
>>77696393
Absolute bull shit.
I got married at 40, and no kids.
>>77700720
If that's what I was saying why would I be mentioning reddit and their cringe boards? Makes zero sense.
Are you people autistic?
Yeah, sure. I am making fun of a guy for saying that he needs to take care of children, and not because he writes like a complete spastic.
They're not wrong though.
If you're not in a long term relationship by the time you've hit your mid 20s, good chances are you die alone.
>>77700720
>>77700292
What's with all these reddit-sympathetic and White Knight folk suddenly showing up with that style speech?
Y'all all know what I'm talking about, just the way they talk.
>I turn 23 in a month
fuck clock's ticking
Just give up on the whole traditional family thing. I make sex figures and have a great house on acreage and I don't share it with a woman. I'll mess around with them but eventually they want to move in and I tell them no and that's where it ends. I don't want to wipe some brat's ass for three years anyway - hers or mine. Why are people so obsessed with this? I don't get it.
>>77700811
doesn't matter
real men swallow their feels
Face facts, gents. If you're 24 and single chances are you're failing in more than just the dating department and disappointment has been a recurrent theme in your life.
You ought to be used to it by now, is what I'm saying.
>>77700931
She died too. Had a two year old of her own and recently married herself.
Completely unknown even after police investigation why she left her lane and went into oncoming traffic at 60mph that day
>>77697163
>>77697963
what the fuck is wrong with you being alone is the best desu
fuck women theyre all shit anyway
>>77701045
>Literally all of our female mutual friends that were virgins going into college, 6 of them, lost it during freshman year.
>Oh I've had sex with 12 other girls
So 6 virgins go to college virgins and they lose their virginity and so they fall into the "whore" option. I don't get this shit.
>The fact remains that it's very hard to feel comfortable when your partner has been with so many other people.
It's never comfortable. I'm sure it's not comfortable for two virgin partners to hear about the others' past non-sexual partners. Fuck, it's sometimes hard to hear a friend laughing at someone else's joke let alone being cool with your partner having had sex with someone in the past. I think get on with it or let your life be consumed by fear, everyone has a choice.
>be me
>find attractive blonde when she is 16, only had one other Dick in her
>wife her
>good cook
>gives me two blonde kids
>makes more money than me
>likes trump
>mfw
All the shit I hear about women on pol and b makes me happy with the life choices I made
>>77696393
It's fine.
My uncle has a gypsy wife with two daughters.
They are hot AF.
And since we aren't blood related, once they turn 18 ...
>>77696393
Not true, just date someone younger (and virgin).
>>77701255
Wow I wish I could make sex figures too. How do you do it?
Oh wait. You live with mom and dad
>>77701373
OK big boy
>>77696393
Wait wait wait
Who's the cuck. The biological dad who gets divorced and kicked out.
Or the stepdad who has to raise the kid
>>77701579
You must give a lot of rim jobs to have such shit taste in relationships
this is a real girl for me
>>77697534
fuck m8.
I'm already paranoid as shit about my wife dying.
those fucking feels man.
>>77701736
Everyone is cucked. The actual father doesn't get to raise his children the way he would like to. The stepdad is cucked because the kids aren't his.
The only one not getting cucked is the wife. I don't know if women can get cucked.
>>77701155
>commiserating with your fellow human beings disqualifies you from 4chan
There are some things I don't like about this place.
But I'm here forever so oh well.
>>77701155
What part of the south are you from. Texas here
>25
>haven't dated in years
>all of the sudden I have two or three girls giving me attention because I've got my own place and am clearly more intelligent and interesting than most burnouts my age who live at home
>this one girl has taken me to the movies and to bars and shit
>I can tell she's waiting for me to make the move
>not really that attracted to her so probably won't
>>77701736
>Thinking these single moms are married
>>77701814
I've never done rimming.
>>77697163
pack up your shit and travel the world, dumbass. it can be done very cheaply if you have no time constraints
>got engaged with a woman six years ago
>two years into our relationship I go on a six month business trip because I trusted her and we wanted the money to pay for our marriage and a new home where we could start a family
>made sure to arrange visits every so often so we don't spend too much time apart
>she uses this as a chance to get in touch with her ex that was fucking homeless and jobless and invites him to stay at my house with her (doesn't tell me about this of course)
>the fucker pranks her by telling her that he's won the lottery
>first thing she does is calls me and tells me that it's over at 4am in the morning, bragging that she's bagged herself a millionaire
>he doesn't tell her that it's a prank and encourages her to move out with him to her parents place whilst "the cheque clears"
>she believes him and mails me her set of keys after taking her personal belongings
>since there's only two months left I decide to just cut off contact with her and finish my trip
>finish the trip and get promoted, now earning £85k a year
>come back home to find her stood in front of my door crying with a suitcase saying that she wants me back
>ignore her and drive off
>get a massive wall of texts with her blaming everyone but herself for what happened and begging me to look after her child because it's too later to abort it
>tell her to fuck off and change my number
>mfw I find out she married an "asexual" guy that went to court over CP possession seven ago (didn't get charged tho)
>>77701885
Central Texas.
>>77701865
They can be raped
>>77702136
But they usally like that
>>77696393
Please tell me this isn't true
>>77700734
If you can't mentally control your emotions to make your self happy, you will never be content
>>77697534
Jesus anon that's the saddest thing I've heard in a long time. Condolences friend, I hope life brings you more.
>>77702067
I hope this is true.
I mean, you getting fucked about like that sucks, but everything else was golden.
>>77702067
Women, not even once.
>>77702067
A lot of stories like this usually the guy ends up having to come up with a revenge scheme, but she literally fucked herself haha
>>77696886
35 marrying an 18 year old???
Nigget, your not in colombia
>>77702263
>virgin neet telling other people what women want
epic
>>77697163
watch anime
>>77697534
okay, I'm as much a misogynist as anyone on here, but in this case I'm gonna say that it really wasn't the female's fault that the relationship didn't end well
also, did they ever catch the fucker who threw the cigarette?
>>77701424
This sounds horrible.
Wish you much strength, Anon. Keep in mind that we all have to die some day. You at least had the joy of experiencing a true bond of love with a Person you care about.
Your kids need you, your wife will always be in you and your kids heart, watching over you.
>>77696393
ENTP master race here.
I'm too much of an intelligent asshole to not realize being alone and playing the long game of being 35+, decently rich, and fucking straight jail bait, daddy-issue cuties is better than trying to settle down in this day and age.
Sure, if I have to shell out 1k a month for child support later on in life that's fine, but keeping a woman around for anything more than fucking is just plain stupid.
>>77697534
A likely story from an Australian shitposter more likey you burnt your hand from masturbating to emu porn.
ignore all social media if you want to stay sane
>>77698265
can someone please explain the meaning of ((( ))) to me
>>77703007
It's a meme you dip
>>77697534
>>77699447
I did not come here to feel this feel
>>77697534
fuck mate, that's awful, literally all your hopes and dreams went up in smoke
I love you anon, i hope you feel happiness again
>>77703120
ya no shit but what's its meaning
>>77703190
lurk more
>>77703190
Brown, Smith, Durand, (((Goldberg))), Weber, Costa.
>>77703190
Nobody help this summer cancer faggot.
Lurk moar.
>>77702813
>ENTP master race here
>extrovert spending his time on the politics section of a Papua New Guinean abstract art discussion board
I get fellow introverts being here because we can't stand people... shouldn't you be spending time being the 'life of the party somewhere'?
>>77699769
Sounds real fucking degenerate
>>77696393
Im 41 married and no kids.
Sorry that you filthy basement dwellers thinks kids are the endgame of marriage but i cant hear you as im going surfing later this year. Stay salty retards but inflicting kids on this shithole world is really irresponsible of you.
i have alot of older coworkers that keep telling me about their sad marriages and miserable lifes and now i'm considering doing the same as
>>77702813
thing is i'm not going to be having sex with random girls because muh islam and if i move somewhere else i will most likely get killed by a maniac that hates all middle easterners
what do
>>77697534
that's fucking terrible if it's real
>>77696393
I'm 26 and it's getting very hard to find a girl without a kid. I met a 21 year old girl yesterday that was very kind and seemed pretty into me though. Very pretty too. Gonna have to try real hard on this one or it's the cuckshed for me.
>>77697534
Tell us what she was like?
>>77699447
You too, what was her favorite thing to do?
>>77697534
Dude, such a terrible story narrated in such a hilarious way wtf. Seems like you were tl;dring a Keanu Reeves movie.
>>77697910
They're the Saint Seyas of 4chan.
>>77696393
true fucking story.
Im 29 and every single cute, single female I meet anymore has atleast one kid. Many of two or three.. At-least Im single but not a single parent... That shit must REALLY suck.
>>77697534
i did not need those feels
>>77697963
t. Elliot Rodger
>>77703861
Good luck friend. I saw a girl today from HS who I think I could have boned...she did not age well...I'm glad I'm not single
I would say this is probably true at age 30-35. Sure as fuck not at 24.
>>77704030
The hierarchy for 30ish males
>Married with your own children
>Single getting laid with hot chicks in their early 20s
>Married with no children
>Single getting laid with single moms
>Single without getting laid
>Married and stepdadding.
>>77698089
A Kraut would know anything about burning people alive
>>77696393
That is assuming we decide to take some bitch and her mistake into our wallets.
I was MGTOW before it was cool and I am 21 now and still no gf or even friend who happens to be a girl. I will of course remember this and ignore them just as they did me.
Fuck women they add nothing to your life besides sex anyway
>>77704355
>>Single getting laid with single moms
thats me.
Single moms are way fucking better at sex and just about everything else than young 20s though. Once you've had a God-tier milf, its hard to go back
>>77698604
As someone who for various reasons knows a lot of girls' virginal statuses, I can say that a decent chunk of asian girls are still virgins up to and after senior year of college. Maybe like 40% or more. White girls it's more like 5-10%, and that is usually almost entirely comprised of uglies + super christians.
If you guys want a virgin, target the asians
>>77704223
I just gotta make sure she was flirting and not just making friendly conversation. She put on my sunglasses and asked if she looked good and when I said I technically don't work for our company anymore (we work at the same place and she runs the inter-office mail around) she said something along the lines of "does that mean I won't see you again?" because I may be relocated into a different building.
I've stopped jumping to conclusions with girls. They're so difficult to read.
>>77697691
underrated burn
>>77698440
I'm in the same boat, but don't you want to spread your seed? Don't you want your heritage to live on?
>>77703007
Something about a script that highlights Jewish names or something like that, so that person was calling a particular ID a Jew
>>77703639
when in rome
>something something
a failed relationship thread?
WOOOOOOOO
>first gf
>pale white girl of scottish descent who i went to high school with
>as the relationship goes on, i begin to notice her getting more and more emotional, and eventually she starts to cry every two hours
>explain situation to friend
>gf finds out, and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's at me for painting her as a "crazy person".
>butyouare.jpg
>she orders me to not see friend.
>i have no spine, so i lie to her and say "sure honey"
>keep hanging out with friend
>she keeps bringing it up every day for the rest of the relationship
>get tired, dump her.
>she fucks off with one of my other friends
>hear later she's now on 100mg of lithium based shit
>she's also getting fat
feels good having a more fulfilling life than her.
cont.
>>77704704
>tfw no goth gf
>>77699447
FUCK YOU WORLD FUCK YOU THAT WHOLE MIDDLE PART SEEMED LIKE LITERAL HEAVEN SHIT SHIT SHIT WHY WHY WHY
>>77696393
Damn. Sad thread desu famalam.
I'm married (17 years) with 3 kids.
>>77704613
Sounds like she wants to fuck to me.
With the girl I saw from HS I made some small talk about her huge back yard like "I hope u r not the one who has to mow this thing" and she says "my husband left me 10 days ago and took the mower" which sounds awkward and funny but she didn't say it in a woe is me way but very matter of fact like she wants me to know she is single, then she kept going on about her job and shit. I think she wanted to fuck, I almost slipped off my wedding ring and went for it bc that ass was still fat, but I have it way too good with my wife
>>77704193
t. blown out slut
>>77704705
>second gf
>black girl of Fijian descent
>inb4 racemixer
>literally a tumblr user and League of Assfaggots player
>shit goes pretty well, sex is fine, family are all lefties, but i keep the powerlevel hidden
>i lose my job, become an alchoholic
>get into an argument with her gay faggot friend once
>faggot be's a faggot and says i sucked his dick
>gf believes it because "gays dont lie lmao"
>dumps me, she gets another sucker in 2 weeks
>mfw still no job, still an alchoholic, on /pol/ every day talking about my disliking of faggots.
>meanwhile, she gets a promotion from work (at a job her mum got her) and moves in with her new boyfriend
>she actually bragged about getting overwatch to me when we bumped into eachother in the city
i dont have a fulfilling life compared to her.
i hate life
every girl i meet that is remotely interesting in me is only looking for a one night stand or something not serious
every girl i've literally fallen in love with have laughed me off as a one night stand and treated me like shit
i just want to find someone that doesn't want to get fucked 24/7, someone not constantly updated their instagram with pictures of stupid useless shit, someone not constantly on their facebook talking and typing to everyone
i would say im old fashioned, yeah sex is great, but really whats the fucking point if its between to complete strangers with no emotion or any of that type of magic
why should i even bother
I've accepted that I'll die alone . No regrets.
>>77705032
I'm gonna take this one conventional and stop thinking with my dick. That's why I'm single now. I meet a girl, fuck around with her way too fast, lose interest even faster.
2-3 dates, I pay, be a gentleman, talk about things other than sex.
On Monday I'll ask what she's doing for lunch.
>>77704947
Goths are the best if you can help them grow although not so common anymore.
>>77705183
>>77705183
Maybe you shouldn't have sucked the fag's dick then
>>77704704
Congratulations. You won life.
>>77705245
Good luck, seems like the meme that good women are hard to find is real
>>77705342
but i didnt
>>77705337
I understand for the most part that kind of woman is poison but its a good poison
>>77697534
shit familia, that's pretty bad
>>77705407
Yeah, normally I say I won't date anyone that isn't at least 24 because they're still in that childish "drink drink drink drink!" phase and the girls are especially obnoxious and slutty.
This girl does not strike me as that. She's held full time jobs since she was 18, she's shy but not afraid to talk if you approach her first, and always very smiley.
Thanks for the good luck my man.
>>77697534
Did the baby survive?
>never good with women
>period of being fat, unemployed and broke
>get in shape, job, and no longer broke
>date a few women
>bang a couple of them
>get herpes
>finally have all the traits of Chad
>no woman wants my STD dick
>women with herpes are even worse than normie women
>>77705466
It depends how broken you both are i didn't have a gentle life like most left wing cuckolds in the goth scene these days so when she would go off the emotional deep end it was not that big of a deal for me i would just assert control.
>>77697163
>>77703932
Gymnastics, she was a coach. Before getting her PHD and tenure track
Not joking. God tier wife material for previously shit tier guy.
And now she's dead.
>>77697163
You should absolutely go have an adventure.
>>77697534
>doesn't even mention the baby
Obvious Aussie shitposter.
>>77696393
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>Be fairly attractive and in shape enough to get decet girls 6-7/10s ect.
>Decide against it due to every single woman ive ever met is a fucking two bit whore thats only after money.
>Even so try dating once. Withing three weeks she was asking how how much i make ect.
>Dump her like a sack of fucking rocks.
Literally they are all fucking awful. And every positive emotion they exert is to manipulate and control others.
And the ones that are not self absorbed whores are at this point 1000% tumblr and are completely unreasonable.
>>77704647
Men going against their supposed biological imperatives is just shameful.. Yeah having kids definitely sucks the life force out of you but it cant all be bad. Just stop sucking cock at life and being so emotional.. So what if they are whores. Do the same shit back to them.. Thank you. The whole goal of mens reproductive stratedgy is polyamory.. Meaning as many partners that you can successfully procreate. Civilized society doesnt use this as a means to incentivize the beta males to produce despite the fact their reproductive odds are against them.. Hence the point of civilized society and monogamy.
>be fat since im a little kid
>parents do nothing to fix this while im a kid
>be bullied at school for being fat and having a funny name
>never fight back because i believed in the "listen to your mother meme" and my dad was not there meme
>shelter myself for 10 years
>finally start losing weight ( very easy )
>all the sudden realisations strike me
>the more i lose weight the more i go insane with anxiety and rage
I suffered all of this only because we live in a society that values personal feelings more than reality. I am depressed today for no other reasons than political correctness. I was deluded and comforted into being a fat. Losing fat is very easy. People who cant lose fat are lying to themselves and others around them. I was struck by feminine logic. Feminine logic is sweet words and fake smiles to avoid confrontation.
Im now having random bouts of rage and mental breakdowns. Summer is associated with anxiety and loneliness for me. I hate summer. I should not hate summer.
Im 28 now.
I guess at least i learned to stop giving a shit.
>>77703007
echos ((())) go on jewish names.
>>77706745
I'm sorry France. Yeah you guys have a problem with not just picking things up and putting them back down then beating the shit outta chat. 9 times outta 10 it works.
>>77705419
Gays don't lie anon
>t. homosex
>>77706526
>And the ones that are not self absorbed whores are at this point 1000% tumblr and are completely unreasonable.
Holy fuck, this. They're either Kim Kardashian wanna-be whores or totally brainwashed by tumblr babbel
>>77701896
#wastehertime2016
>>77706031
problem is they dont really exist much anymore
>be 21
>at college not a kissless virgin tho
>meet a girl by my asshole friend's connections
>she's ugly but still gives handjobs good filler stuff while I find another whore
>asshole friend tries to make her cheat on me
>find out
>break up
>ridicule the old friend
>his gf was hot
>talk for 2 weeks
>start fucking
>don't use protection
>find out she cheats on me with her ex while I fuck her
>find out ex wasn't actually ex but I was the side fuccboi
>impregnate her
>she doesn't want to marry me instead she marries her bf
Well at least I don't need to care about the continuity of my bloodline.
>>77706745
you need to fight
>>77697163
I didn't have any good relationships until my late 20s, it's too early for you to worry. As a man you are in your prime later in life and you can still have young women. Don't fall for the dating your own age meme, it's unnatural.
>>77706745
Your testosterones are raising. Same happens to everyone. But it's how it is on the built people side of world.
My last relationship stressed me out so much that I got a stress induced herpesviral encephalitis that almost put me into the grave.
Lost half of my stuff too.
I don't miss anything about it.
>>77696393
Jokes on you pham, I'm a loner
>3rd year med student
>would be 30 by the time I finish my first 6 years
>no gf
I'm at the point where I stopped caring already
Everytime I think i'm interested in a girl I fap
then I realize all I want to do is play video games and watch cartoons
I don't understand the image. Are they saying you won't find a woman over the age of 24 that doesn't have a child? All the qts I know are planning on settling down at like 27.
>>77696393
>have a kid
>not married
Either she had it out of wedlock or she got divorced. Either instance is degenerate heresy.
>>77704704
gg man
>>77697534
>>77697534
Damn...
>>77708376
fucking straya cunts in canada need to get the fuck out
>>77705195
dont give up too easily
>>77707759
for your right
Only had one girlfriend in high school but here goes
>live with dad in austrillia
>be senior
>meet a cutie Blondie
>She looks so gorgeous
>start hanging out
>finally grow balls and ask her out
>She says yes
>life seems in line with universe
>relationship great but all through out the relation she constantly nags me to stop smoking
>nearing graduation She breaks up with me
>immediately starts dating some Chad
>like I mean immediately!
>start smokin up a storm
>decide to walk to his house
>start throw in rock's and Shit at his house just Fuckin his place up
>finish a while of cigs within doing that
>next day hear on news that some random person house caught in fire killing preggo woman
>see Chad bitch at school
>"well Shit. I bet those people are missed off"
>>77696393
lol, no I won't
>>77697534
>>77696393
Black and Hispanic culture is so fucking dysfunctional they really think people just fucking for welfare babies is the norm and it should be accepted.
Well guess what it's not. Every time you walk down the street and people like at you like you're shit they're right you are.
Of the four girls I've dated, one is now a general practitioner, two are surgeons, and one is a neurologist.
I really need to start dating people who are dumb enough to want to keep me around.
>>77707083
yes, there are only two options.
>>77697163
Bro find an asian. I PROMISE you will be satisfied quicker. It sounds dumb and shit but I am serious.
jokes on them, i'll be a lonely virgin for my whole life.
>>77703370
>>77703484
I've been lurking and posting every day for years and the ((())) came out of nowhere. Stop "MUH SEEKRIT KLUB" shitposting, newfaggot.
>>77707083
yes you are completely right and there is absolutely nothing gay about fucking another man in the ass
>>77698170
I wish everyday I could wake up and be flaming homo, I really do.
I could experience what it's like to be loved and accepted by another human being for the first time in 32 years without being disgusted by a man's hairy ass. Instead of being told what do in vague passive aggressive platitudes.
>>77697163
Try a tulpa
>>77703533
Being extroverted is more about being the one to initiate a conversation, rather than the one to only respond when needed. You can easily be extroverted and still browse somewhere like 4chan.
>>77697534
that really sucks but at least you were happy once, remember the good times. i'm almost 30, never touched a girl and have given up on life.
>>77696393
This socialnigger post should read more like: "If you are +14 and single right now... you need to make piece with the fact that you are used goods and no one will love you because you already gave away what you had to offer in a relationship."
>>77709243
It was a chrome extension to turn any word that appeared to be jewish in ((())). It wasn't popular at all until they banned it form the shop and everyone on /pol/ and other places pretended they'd used it for decades or had even heard about it.
>>77696393
my dad got married at 32
it's not even that hard to get a wife given that you can buy one from mexico
>>77708822
no, he literally needs an aggressive and physical outlet
Storytime?
>Never so much as hugged a girl in my life
The end.
>>77696393
What a load of rubbish.
My parents got married at 31/32 years and then had me at 34/35 years.
>>77699447
>Knowing all these details about how wife died in the car despite not being there
Fake.
>>77709657
i have hugged girls, but not in a romantic context.
>>77697534
wow, not what I was expecting at all
thanks for sharing your feels m8 I'll pour one out for you
>>77697534
Drunk and burnt alive. She couldn't have asked for a more honorable Australian death. You should feel glad.
>>77709657
>never even touched a girl in any way except for my mom and told her I didn't want her to hug me when I was 14
25 now. I've completely forgotten the sensation of being touched by another human.
>>77696393
I don't know friends.
My co worker is 32 and just got married to a girl and he's not a step dad.
My friend, he's gay. He always says shit like this too though, he tends be right about stuff like this. He did say a Muslim would kill a bunch of homosexuals in America by 2019. He was also right about my last girlfriend, fuck, he may be right.
>>77709318
I've had straight guys seek platonic comfort in me, because of this. Modern men are cripplingly lonely. Doesn't help that a lot are broke and have no agency. Yay globalism. Women view them as expendable, but I'm happy to be doting. It's really a sad reflection of the state of civilization, where men have to pick up the slack in empathy. My best friend always said life would be so much easier if I were a woman.
>Am white with green eyes (relevant)
>Tried to hook up with this Islander chick I was working with
>Got shot down
>No hard feelings, I made a pass, she wasn't interested. My interest ended there.
>A few years later we're talking
>"ANON DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW MUCH I WANT TO HAVE WHITE BABIES?
>"LIKE I REALLY WANT BABIES WITH BLUE OR GREEN EYES"
And that is the exact moment i NOPE'd the fuck out of there.
>>77699477
Good advice anon. The Internet is full of nigger loving cucks
>>77709772
Yeah that's obviously bullshit.
It's not as if there would be other people on the road on an afternoon who would witness it and give reports like to an entire team of professional people whose job it is to investigate fatal accidents and then issue reports about them.
Especially when multiple insurance companies are involved in an accident with multiple fatalities an injured child and two totaled cars.
>>77709816
>I've completely forgotten the sensation of being touched by another human.
same. if a coworker bumps my elbow or something it gets weird.
>>77709161
What happens if you end up having a pathetic male child with her?
>>77701586
She's thinking of Jamals giant black cock when you fuck
There are hookers you know.
>>77709816
Jesus man
>>77697534
You better off yourself before she finds a big, black spirit-abo to shitpost on hell/pol/ with.
>>77697534
holy fucking shit, bro. that's wrong on so many levels.
i'm sorry.
>>77710819
>a big, black spirit-abo
fyi abos aren't big or black. they are small and brown.
>>77697534
Just wow. How unfortunate, I'm so sorry
>>77697534
so you dont want a relationship because your pregnant gf died in a fire. You are grieving mate. Its alright.
I didn't come to /pol/ for these feels anons...
>>77710387
She wanted them but not with you
>>77699447
man, that's a really horrifying experience. i hope you'll get your life back at some point and find new mening in seeing your kids growing up. you are all they have now and vice versa. im really sorry, bro.
>>77696393
Good thing I'm only 22
>>77696393
>living in an area where 24 year olds have children
Ayyy Southerner or Nigger detected. I'm from a suburb, out of my high school class of 250, one had a kid at 19, and it wasn't a bastard.
Yet again proving that areas of the US are like third world, nigger infested countries while others are the best in the world.
>>77704704
>fighting for a mudshark
>not a cuck
Ayy lmao
>>77711965
25 is that age where you should have a degree and a job. It's a good age to have a kid if you can support one
>>77704704
>O- blood type. literally master race.
AB+ literally master race.
>>77697534
>tfw I felt better after reading that she died in the end instead of her leaving him or cheating on him
>>77696393
Only true for poor and uneducated people. Educated women dont' have children out of wedlock or get married till later in life.
enjoy your dumb as fuck trailer trash /pol/
>>77712380
>O+ Babies
Nope.
>>77696675
Chuck is that you? You caught the house on fire you stupid piece of shit, and really you moved to Australia?
Man your midlife crisis really fuckes with your head.
>>77697534
>>77705918
Yes, he's cool, just a few bruises.
>>77701586
>only one other dick
>might as well be 7
>>77697534
Jesus dude, that's just sad.
I'm 26 and never had a gf in my life. I never went out on a date, I never hugged a girl, and I never held hands with a girl. Feelsbad. But what can I do? I just gave up on finding a gf because it's not going to happen
>>77697691
Holy shit, kraut!
