"""""british people""""""
They cant even go outside without melting.
Teachers from Greater Manchester school told pupils to wear suncream
But several failed to do so during water park trip and ended up badly burnt
Staff were not allowed to apply suncream to the teenagers themselves
Connor Pritchard, 15, must spend weeks being treated in hospital
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3164998/Teenagers-school-trip-Barcelona-suffer-agonising-sunburn-ignoring-teachers-advice.html
>>77658835
Life Lesson.
>>77658835
How the fuck do you spend SO much time in the sun that you get huge ass boils? like holy shit no one thought "oh why does my skin hurt?" or "why is my skin so red?" or "why is my skin so sensitive to touch?"
Enjoy sun poisoning
>>77658835
i genuinely thought someone cracked eggs on him and those were the yolks
>>77658835
Those manboobs are grosser than the boils, honestly.
He should worry about his manboobs first.
>>77659633
Yeah, they must be fucking dumb.
This is considered an "in shape" male in Britian
>>77659707
GIGA RARE
I
G
A
R
A
R
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I wanna pop them so badly.
>>77658835
pop those fucking things
as someone who got it while being babysat as a kid, the effects on your skin do not set in until it's way too late
>>77659707
What's the internet like there?
>>77659727
Yeah, bloke's got bigger problems than Sun exposure.
>ah my skin feels like its on fire right now, god im gonna be so tan after this, gonna be so fuckin cash
>>77659768
>'He was told in the morning before they went to water park to put on sun lotion, which he did as I had packed him some factor 15,' she added.
>'But he was not told again after that to top it up. They arrived at the park at about 10am and were there until after 4pm and it was very hot.
Oh so... He was told once that sunscreen is important but apparently its the teachers fault because they didn't tell him a second time?
>>77659707
wait... those aren't eggs?
>>77658835
DAFFUQ ARE THOSE YELLOW THINGS?!?!?!
>>77659966
Also
>sun factor 15
literally fucking worthless SPF50 or better fuckers
>>77658835
LOOK AT THOSE BITCH TITS
HOLY FUCK EUROS ARE FAT
I went to the beach one year when it was lukewarm temp, like 82° but it was considerably cloudy. No sun in sight.
After 3 hours I had gotten tiny blisters all over my shoulders. I was like 13 maybe so I didn't really know much about it, I tried taking a hot bath for some reason and ended up getting a blister on my shoulder the size of the one on his chest.
It was the worst pain of my life and I ended up missing over a week of school because of it.
sunboils
![worf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ld9AhjY.jpg "worf[1].jpg")
>>77660168
>>77660168
>Little girl casts stoneskin
>>77659633
You usually don't notice any pain or redness from sunburns until a while after the damage is done.
>>77660017
I use SPF 110
>>77660168
Who is that obaa-chan?
Yeah, what the fuck is with those drill tits
are all brits so genetically deformed from incest they grow bitch tits?
>>77660168
IT'S STANNIS'S DAUGHTER!!!! SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!
>>77659918
>>77659807
dont get all excited just a deployed burger
>>77660017
>only a one percent increase over spf 30
kys niggerjew
I wish I had darker skin.
White people came about from sexual selection. Women with fair skin were favored as wives. The weak sun in Europe allowed this whitening phenomenon to reach it's logical conclusion - pasty white vampire people.
>>77660337
>Mexican shit talking anyone for being fat, incestuous, or shit genes
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
>>77658835
wtf is wrong with him?
I've basically been a shut in since I was 14, and I never looked like that.
>>77660168
>what are you looking at, smoothskin?
>>77660484
Get a fucking tan nigger
>>77660168
Its almost as though some invisible shield has evaporated from the atmosphere
>>77658835
>be me @ 9 years old
>have some English ancestry
>at the beach with my family
>outside with my shirt off for like 10 hours
>feelsgoodman.png
>few hours later notice I'm badly sunburned
>few more hours go by, and I have huge boils like OP's pic, except they're smaller, but completely covering both biceps
>arms looked like bubbling fondue, but it eventually healed up fine.
>15 years later and I still have some minor scarring.
>>77659900
This. I had a major sun burn on my back, the skin was cracked and bleeding the next day. Like pieces of my skin were falling off. It was only mildly pink when I was finished playing in the lake.
Still have sun spots on my back from it to this day.
That kid has gyno and no chin
This is why white people are being exterminated right? They got too many damn skin problems. How are we supposed be manual labor slaves if Paley McPaleass gets warts whenever he goes out in the sun?
>>77658835
i thought it was that retarded brit youtuber, alexander or whatever the fuck his name is
Hope that kid likes skin cancer, because 10-20 years down the line, he's dying from it
>>77658835
they should make his boobies smaller while theyre treating him
>>77660988
The same. Really bad burn on my shoulders. Had blisters just like Britt McBitchtits in the OP but they were much much smaller.
>>77660168
>>77658835
Anyone who has moobs at 15 deserves to die anyway
slip
slop
slap
dude i get sunburned as fuck, like lobster red, and have never ever had any sort of fucking boil
jeez
>>77660017
i lifeguarded for 5 years, anything above spf 30 is a meme choice and waste of money
>>77658835
eternal gyno
>>77658835
> British =\= People
Thank god for my med genes. I have olive skin even in the middle of winter, and have the complexion of a Turk in the summer.
>>77661222
Kekekekekekekek
>>77660309
http://www.webmd.com/beauty/sun/high-spf-sunscreens-are-they-better
According to Spencer, an SPF 15 product blocks about 94% of UVB rays; an SPF 30 product blocks 97% of UVB rays; and an SPF 45 product blocks about 98% of rays.
"After that, it just gets silly," he says.
>>77659778
Is it? See in Europe we actually consider that overweight. He looks pretty damn skinny for American standards desu so i understand why you'd be confused.
were brits always so ugly and effeminate?
Sure as hell loving my white privilege where I can't even go out in the fucking sun.
>>77660436
What's a shit deployment feel like?
Generally curious cause I wanna join da burgah amry
>had to be wrapped in cling film
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77658835
No wonder European women are voting to import sexy, fit, manly muslims from all over the middle east. Look at the """"white"""" breeding stock they've got to work with at home! This little faggot has boobs bigger than most girls his age and can't spent 5 minutes outside without turning into a fucking Boomer from L4D. Jesus fucking Christ, the """white""" men of Europe need to get it fucking together. Can't you guys start up a European weightlifting club or something? Get these young men in shape before your women reject you all completely!
>But he was not told again after that to top it up. They arrived at the park at about 10am and were there until after 4pm and it was very hot.
>Temperatures in Barcelona regularly reach highs of 30C in July, and the risk of burns or heatstroke is extremely high.
>highs of 30C
Top fucking kek. Where I live the fucking low tonight is going to be 30C. That kid must have been out in the sun for several days, not a few hours.
>>77659878
THIS
>>77662078
Muslims are 99% malnourished manlets take your cuck fantasy elsewhere you disgusting American degenerate
>>77658835
>"""""british people""""""
>They cant even go outside without melting.
This! each tyme when one could go to south shitroop for a vacation, you could like spot out each and every brit. White as uhm type of whale I dunno anglo, or ping as lit a pig.
Why? Diet? Climate? Smog? It can't be climate. You are sub-scandinavian mongrels, so you should tan fast and also have the skin to be out on the sea for 6 months without starting to get skin damage like us, a nigger can only be in saltwater sea for 3 weeks before this decay start.
>be anon
>pale as shit from winter
>go outside a day or two
>go to oslo
>woman points and says to husband/bf
look he's been to syden!
Two days and I look like a blonde dego. Kek it's funny I've only been sunburned twice in my lyfe, both times coming from shitweather here to heath in the south, but it gives after one day.
One of my sister doesn't have this skin, nor does she has sea legs, fucking sea sick when she just sets her foot in the boat or even a big ferry... anyways she gets pissed each year, because she have to be outside so much, while I just sit and code and go outside do some shit on the house and yard and shit and get brown like a fucking dego.
nice though.
Snow and ice reflects a lot of sun. And we have always lived on the sea and go up in the mountains in part easter. That reflects as bloody hell and you can actually get to be a nigger there quite fast, believe it or not
>>77658835
Teacher should have been more forceful
Kid should have listened to their teacher.
You know like they used to before pink floyd told them ebul authoritarian custodians off.
> this is what they mean by decline, it permeates everything and affects everything.
>>77658835
I want to pop those so badly.
>>77659633
Dint notice till later.
>>77661890
spf110 only costs like a dollar more than spf50 and one can lasts me all year, so that's good enough for me.
>>77659878
They dont pop like a zit. Its skin is thick and the fluid leaks slowly. Its a 2nd degree burn.
>>77660248
>>77660259
>>77660728
I fuckin' love you nerds.
>>77661795
Can I milk those tits?
>>77659807
N E W
E
W
IMAGINE HOW GOOD IT WOULD FEEL TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE BIG BOIL
>Be 17 at summer camp hosted by my shcool
>Full of rich white kids so we rent out a a hotel by the beach in Destin
>8 juniors went so we all had to room together
>Enter the fattest kid in the school
>He's easily 6'5 and around 350 pounds
>Out on the beach he doesn't wear sunscreen and get's burned
>The burns blister and pop constantly stain his shirts a nasty yellow and he stains the sheets
>Luckily he got his own bed unlike the rest of us
>Eventually he runs out of clean shirts and walks around shirtless
>He on a normal basis smells like rotting cheese and sweat
>Multiply that by ten in the Florida heat
>Have to sit behind him on the bus ride back
>mfw I had to sit by a whale in a tanktop with puss leaking out of his skin
What the fuck. How do you get a second degree sunburn? Like, physically. The sun isn't up long enough
>>77660742
This guy knows something.
Chemtrails?
>>77658835
bahahahaha. ol' blistertits. what a dweeb
>>77662885
The brit sky has sun for like 10 days a year. Seriously.
>>77658835
Is this in England even?!
I know it can get hot there and we have had a heath wave here too... well to an aussie that would be shilly.
>be anons sister
>got aussie friend studying here
>go to bathing place with bonfire
>the norse go with only shorts, women with bikinis or without
>it's maybe 10 or something though, but the sun still shines
>makes fire
>aussie qt sits there.. in a winter jacket
winter jacket!
winter
midsummer
But yeah I would prolly melt too in aussie land and not sleep without an ac or hammer to the head
>>77658835
I got one of these when I fell asleep with my laptops exhaust blowing right up against my arm
I used to play maple story on that thing 24/7
>>77663030
>Is this in England even?!
Yes, even it even tells you even in the link even.
>>77658835
>>77659633
UV light doesn't trigger pain receptors
it's like frogs in boiling water
>>77660248
oh shit
>>77660168
very bad parenting.
fucking trailer trash
>>77663076
xDDD what server kawaii desu :3 ??
B> nx gf
>formless with bitch tits at that age
england fix your fucking situation
>>77663132
I have no problem with this. Alcohol is degenerate.
>>77662353
You have a lovely way with words.
>>77662353
fuck off you orange monkey
tanning is for niggers
tanning will age you 20 years
>>77661947
I was going to post Emma Watson but all the pictures I have are fake nudes
>>77663030
It was in spain A field trip
>>77663091
>Yes, even it even tells you even in the link even.
duuuude... weed... it's 6:09 here... said last joint and last post for 3 hours... damnit..
Got to cut that cig and hash jew out, at least cut it to the one before bed only for the sleeps.
Been smoking to much, you get like retarded when to much.. slow.. lose a lot of your smelling sense
This literally happened to me in Spain 5 years ago
>>77658835
Wow that's not normal even for the palest albino motherfucker out there. I'm white as hell and been sunburnt plenty of times, never had a blister like that holy shit. He's gotta have something else going on.
>>77658835
shieet, now i am thankful that my skin is have the blessing of melanin.
LOL NICE BITCH TITS THERE BRITAIN.
>>77664060
Worst it's ever been for me is it gets red and itchy, like a mild rash. Never seen anything like this.
>zzzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8AMmnW0UEQ
>Tyrkjarnið - Fuck turkey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-_lQ1UQoyU
okay no more shitposting one joint, fucking workout and big party shit with possiblity of fickificki but doubt it. They know what they find here.
And there are people on pol who still push nordicist theories about spain.
>>77659966
Pasty ass vampires. Damn british people are the most unsightly fuckers.
what the fuck up with them titties damn lol
That's poison ivy, rootard
>>77663913
>>77660168
UNLIMITED POWAAA
>>77659633
I burn pretty easily, but I've never been burnt to that point.
But usually when I burn, I don't notice the pain or the redness until after the damage is already done. I got burned two weeks ago and I'm just now almost completely healed from it.
I really need to remember to put on sun screen
>white people avoid places with sunlight
>niggers live in places with sunlight
Kinda makes you think, doesn't it OP?
>>77659633
When I was a kid, and would walk beans or detassel corn I would go shirtless all day in the spring/summer and end up with huge blisters on my back and shoulders.
Best way to get rid of them is take a towel and act like you're drying your back off with it. Wipes them out real fast and easy. The skin toughens up eventually.
>>77663907
Ah okay, lol seriously I know they have bad skin but.. lol. Nah I was in london when there was a heath wave there, fucking shitty ass hotels... 5 stars my ass, missing a fucking window part and no AC, even a mouse on the room kek.
Well yeah 40+ or more and pussies and old people died and shit. So it can get hot there.
It's more understandable in spain, but damn.. it's like a he lit has been boiled. Why is it only brits?
>>77663913
I do find it quite amusing seeing you Brits walking around Florida in the summer
>>77664842
red hair genes
can't tan
tanned skin will protect you from the sun
holy shit they are going to call him sugar tits for the rest of his life
>those mantits
>>77661893
>See in Europe we actually consider that overweight
funny way to say standard tbqh
>>77658835
Wow she has some really nice tits. Too bad about the sunburn.
I got burned bad like that once. I was in US Army basic training. had no headgear on, no hair, and the top of my head got burnt bad after hours in Oklahoma summer sun. I got smaller versions of those yellow blisters on my head. Then all that blister fluid decided to slide under my skin into my face. At which point I was taken to the base hospital and given steroid injections. I spent most of the night sleeping well on a hospital exam table, with out any drill sgts around.
Of course before we went into the sun, drill sgt told us to put on sun screen, but didn't give us time to actually do it. He just said it to cover his ass in case someone did get burnt.
>>77665056
>red hair genes
>can't tan
This!
This is the exception here, I forgot about those red haired ones. They are here too, I even got a mate that lit is like a brit/vampire he goes out and the suns like burns him. Always since a kid he had trouble with this.
God damnit I must smoke one more now..
oh this one..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-YCtdu7gAM
FYI: The real þór he had fiery red hair and beard.
>>77665056
tans provide like 5 spf at best.
>>77659900
>>77660988
>>77661567
The fuck? Is this common among anything paler than Mediterranean?
tell me lads, why is it when something of this nature comes out from the UK, you use this as the basis for all brits and bash the ever living fuck out of them as seen in this thread, but when something like this happens in say, America there is nothing of the sort?
I mean it's just a stupid fat kid.. surely you accept this exists in your countries.
>>77658835
He has bigger tits than my ex.
What the fuck is wrong with your children, why do they have gyno?
>>77660248
>>77662520
So are they supposed to be popped? Is that fluid bad or whatever
>>77665736
Because we deserve all the hate, we aren't white and have contributed nothing to the world. We need to be genocided.
>>77665808
this is what i'm talking about, the complete disingenuous nature of it all, acting like there isn't any fat kids like this in America
why do you do it?
>>77660259
10/10
>>77660436
All my deployments we had satalite internet that came up as greece. Afghanistan/Djibouti btw
>>77662113
Yeah 30C is pretty average for the summer months around here as well. I used to work in a kitchen with shit AC and in the summer it regularly got to 45-50 (borderline illegal) in there, not to mention the humidity. I like it because nothing will ever be that bad and now I don't mind the heat at all
>>77663030
10 degrees is freezing to death territory. Anything below 25 is cold.
>>77665977
Poes law in effect here, I am just going to believe you aren't that self-hating.
>>77658835
Why the fuck does he have tits?
My family is split in this matter
My sister and brother can tan and hardly ever get sunburns.
Me and my dad are normal, usually tan but if stay in the sun too long then get a mild sun burn.
My mom sun burns like crazy, she can spends 5 minutes in the sun and it burns.
I guess it would make sense since her mom had red hair.
>>77665995
Shit nigga, there are fatties, but they don't get saddle bags from being that fat, another 20 lbs and that would be normal. Besides, all our white fatties live out in flyoverland, the mexicans and blacks are driving up the numbers for us civilized blue collar southern folk.
>>77659633
I had those yellow blister things a couple years ago all across my back. They didn't appear until the next day. I was swimming for about 6 hours and only put sunscreen on once.
My god, this is one of the good things about not being entirely white.
I'm not African but one time my tan took on a slight maize purple/bluish tinge after walking along the beach for a couple of hours without any sunscreen. It went away the next day and just started to peel off afterwards.
>>77658835
If you need help from the sun you should breed with people naturally capable of defending themselves.
>>77665736
wow this butthurts britbongs?
thank you this can be well used pinkie, oink oink
But why only you? you don't got an unique climate
>>77666372
>there has never been the case of a teenager in America having gyno
I have seen countless TV shite from America that says otherwise, but I don't think that is typical of any who come here.
Come on man, you don't honestly see this image and think "fuck man, those brit kids must all look like" do you?
This shit has gone beyond bants recently, it's turned into utter delusion.
>>77658835
>>77658835
Wtf is wrong with these mutants. We slavs get a mild red burn but then turn brown/yellow. Pic related.
>>77660168
>>77663402
>Nonbullous congenital ichthyosiform erythroderma
It's a genetic disorder.
>>77662851
Did he not get any treatment? Bandages? Fucking ointment? Maybe even a damn shower?
It's literally rare to go over 25 here and we get much less sunlight and more cloud
>>77666672
aha I know it now.
It's tea, the bastards lit drink tea 24/7 365, lit the last thing a bretlender does when he dies is
>oh well it has been a good run
>sip sip slurp
>beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
like how jews get gaut cause they only eat disgusting intestines like the sub humans they are
>>77665736
He mad
>>77662726
Yes, lactating is not limited to females.
>>77665031
How do they burn that bad though? I'm a ginger living in South Florida all my life and I've never received 2nd degree burns from the sun.
>>77666856
I don't even know these things
When south and you got a gf pestering you, you might let her do it the first day, then I reject. If I just don't reject from the start, it depends if I come straight from winter.
But yeah sunburned lol last time I was prolly 11 I think. One day with that alovoera or whatever shit, and out in the sun all good next day and the following 13 ones.
>>77659526
This, either they truly are mouth breathing bongs or they won't do it again
>>77659633
>I live in a cold shithole - the post
you don't start to really notice sunburn for hours
>>77666672
>>77666905
>But why only you? you don't got an unique climate
It's very foggy and cloudy in Britain. Also, they don't have mountains/high elevations.
Is this some kind of shoop?
>clown and her pet lobster
>>77667227
>gyno
mutants
>>77667227
>that gyno
poor bastard
>>77666672
If I am understanding your gibberish correct, you are stating that norwegians don't get sunburnt? pls, my girlfriend is Norwegian and got sunburt the other week.
Now go suck on a licorice pipe, because that's the only kind of sucking you'll get m8.
>>77658835
THIS IS FAKE.
Source: There's no fucking sun in Britain.
>>77662905
THE OZONE LAYER DUMBASS
These pinkies evolved in high cloud cover with low elevation and high latitude.
Are brits jews?
Look at this vid and notice the anglo Harald.
Looks like a jew to me, aren't many of those such vampires?
Kvad, poem of the fall of our Harald at stamford bridge. Jew king attacked while King basically was a lone without armor. Well 14 days that peasant king got it coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0zGo122vMY
LAST FUCKING JOINT
notice how even though Harald was christian, it's always about how they die. Because this is what that determines to which of the homes you go to. So he went to Valhalla. The madman, without armor, yet the giant stands there in front of his shielded men with his varangian axe/halbeard if I remember right.
>>77658835
Why can't Brits into sunscreen? All the photos of Britbong hooligans in Marseille had them looking like boiled lobsters.
>>77667491
so chemtrails
>>77658835
>average light-skinned colombian monkey
>sun still manages to burn my shit
Then again living on top of a goddamn mountain 2500 m.a.s.l isnt the best place to let sun hit you unless you're an actual nigger or an andean native.
>>77667202
But ie Bergen (burn in hell) and the westlands in general it's lit raining all the time, same shit there too.
It must be something else... The jews are doing something to the britbongs skin, but what? Are they making their skin into foreskin for harvesting? What are they doing?
Somehow they must be behind this
>>77659633
It happened to me once at the beach. I fell asleep like an idiot. I've never taken my shirt off outside since. Lesson learned. Shit almost killed me I think.
>>77667617
They see us walking around in the same place and think they can do the same without prior exposure to UV levels with no ozone blocking
also
>norwegians claiming they're hard cunts who don't get burned by the sun
>>77667617
>Lobsterbacks
You thought it was just because of their uniform
>>77659742
that was my first thought too
>>77658835
thank god they weren't irish or they would have burst into flames
>>77667736
Maybe you aren't actually ethnically Norwegian, you ever thought of that? because again my girlfriend is Norwegian with all the distincitve features and she turns pink from the sun. It's called being white.
Also lay off the weed man, I honestly think it's destroying your cognition.
>tfw blue eyes, blonde hair and tan well
Feels fucking good man
BAN ASSAULT SUNRAYS
their hate crimes against norwegians and swedes must stop
>>77663030
it gets to 40 so yes 10 is rather cold especially if there from up north
>>77664832
nooooo you didnt
>>77658835
How the fuck do you get burnt in England? Fucking place never stops raining
>>77668042
I wonder if this is also affected by popularity of tanning.
how long were they even in the sun?
>>77660436
good goy
>>77660168
>argonians
>>77668172
We do have a few genuinely hot days each year.
But people here run to the beach at the first sign of sun. All the women use fake tan. I like the rain anyway, I like watching normies complain.
>>77668312
>stacycryingoverchad.gif
>>77661893
>britfats calling any other country in the world fat
Gigakek your people are basically amorphous blobs of skin
>>77658835
dam.. his tits sag more than mine and im 105kg
>>77658835
>Go to beach for prom last month
>Dude anon use sunscreen
>What kind of faggot do I look like?
>Ignore them
>9 hours in the sun
>Get home the next day
>In agony for the next 6 days
I learned my lesson. And that's the important part.
>>77668431
> blobs of skin
pink pigskin that burns under a 1 watt light bulb.
>>77667966
no I'm as proto as it gets, vanic origin clearly, all the features of that.
I don't want to break my anonymity but my senpai farm where I am just now, is an ancient farm that predates the viking ages(you tell by name), today it's actually a museum. The name of the farm tells that it is old as it get, and it's position is extremely strategic.
They liked to place the farms on hill tops, surrounded by fields, and clearings so one could see the enemy coming.
On the other side I hail from another part of the country, this farm is newer as it has the -staðir/stead/sted/stad ending. These farms are from the viking age and also anything with ruð/rud/rouen in it means a place that has been cleared of forest to make farms, that's "later" in the viking ge, when it was overcrowded.
That's the name of Rouen in normandie, Ruð. The clearing. Fuck I'm so fucking over tired and baked that I don't fucking remember what I've written up there... well short history lesson from a heiðingur that should have gone to bed and rested for tomorrows training and fighting. To get bigger, stronger and for gods sake get into waring kebabs
Do brits need specially designed light bulbs, so they don't get sunburned while inside their house?
Like you exclude many light wave lengths, it can't just be UV. It's like another species but it's not, we're very similar and well yeah you got so many of us too and dane bros
>>77667227
why do brits always pose for the newspaper like this kek
that same vacant stare of "someone must be at fault for this"
>>77668475
what kind of asshole refuses to use sunscreen?
>>77668763
>>77668829
Tough guys, rednecks, mexicans, people from Minnesota, and dumbasses.
>>77658835
> be Australian
> be #1 at skin cancer worldwide
>>77668829
>>77668974
>putting on the lotion Jew on your skin
wew lads
>>77669055
And Australians are descendants of Brits and they live in Africa-tier sunny continent.
I've never gotten sunburn before.
What does it feel like?
>>77658835
I would be more worried about my male kid suffering from childhood obesity and having tits, than those big ass boils on him.
>>77666793
That's also called being a nigger.
>>77669359
Every tan is technically a sunburn.
>>77664832
fucking liar. lying to strangers on the internet. you are a real faggot.
>>77658835
>Teachers from Greater Manchester school told pupils to wear suncream
Sun tan lotion doesn't always work...
pic related
>>77658835
I'm a ginger and even I don't burn that easily.
>>77662113
>amercans in charge of knowledge of biology
>>77660248
>>77658835
>every fucking culture that advanced past the stone age covered themselves ankle up
>no matter how hot it was, they stayed clothed while outdoors
>thousands of years later some clever westerners decide to bath in radioactive death rays instead of protecting themselves
Fucking degenerates deserve the burns and skin cancer. If you aren't a bestial shitskin the sun will fucking kill you. You might trick yourself into thinking a tan will keep you safe but all it will do is delay the inevitable a few decades. Cover yourself like your ancestors before you or suffer.
>>77662726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHB0yVZ02h8
>>77669472
sheeeit
iceniggers don't belong anywhere under bright purple, in pic related
>>77669887
There isn't any ice of note in England. It's mostly fog. They're fogniggers.
>>77663818
Do you have the fake of her spreading her snatch and peeing?
>>77658835
Has anybody heard of the phenomenon called Hell Itch?
I had it a month ago 2 days after a bad sunburn.
I wanted to die.
>>77668859
>>77668763
>>77660017
I got it now that sun factor thing is for brits, indoor. 25 is for 25W bulbs and 40 for 40W etc.
Aha.. damn.. I didn't know it was this bad that you had Brits had to wear sunscreen indoors even.
OK now I sleep
>>77668829
me, why should I when I don't need it?
>I'm still conviced jews have something to do with this
>>77669971
>implying
>>77669887
Says our former colony
why dumb people in the UK seem dumber than dumb people elsewhere? Like it feels that our dumb people are einsteins compared to these UK lower middle footbal watching dumbclasses.
>>77669475
>Every tan is technically a sunburn.
>dat damage control
no, it's not, tanning (i.e. production of melanin) is the proper body response to UV exposer, it protects your skin cells' DNA from mutating and becoming cancerous.
>>77668042
>BAN ASSAULT SUNRAYS
>>77659633
i used to have a friend as a kid who would get these in like 5 minutes of being in the sun. i think it might have been a medical issue.
>>77668829
The redpilled kind. Sunscreen is filled with estrogen that your skin absorbs to feminize you. My mother applied sunscreen on me every summer and now guess what! I'm fucking gay! Got great skin though.
>>77658835
Nice fuckin tits man.
>>77658835
Boobs
>>77670533
Sad boobs, it might be time for a bra.
>>77670237
>former colony
egypt was never a lobster colony, you limey bastard, it was a protectorate. learn history
>>77670722
>egypt was never a lobster colony
rekt
>>77670342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Giv9lopemY
there's nothing health about a tan, mahmoud
He's probably used to wearing a shirt while swimming with those fat bitch tits.
>>77658835
>praise the sun
>become sunny d
>>77670811
>there's nothing healthy about UV exposer*
FIFY
>>77661893
>damage control
Brits are worthless fucks.
>Be me, be practically albino
>Go camping with family
>Go swimming in a crystal clear lake
>Having a blast, decide to chillax on a floaty bed.
>Doze off, wake up and realize it's like sunset and we were leaving that day. (5 hours)
>I do not realize it yet, I get out of the lake and go to my campsite.
>The itching begins immediately after I get dry. My aunt sees me
>"wtf anon! you're a lobster" she laughs.
>Oh shit
>I didn't realize how bad it was, till we had packed up to go home that day.
>I sit on a leather seat, and I am beginning to feel the dull burning feeling and the itching is getting worse. I even feel a bit sick.
>Get home, but realize I cannot move very well. I get off the car seat, and leave behind torn skin. Oh shit.
>I get inside, and check myself out under proper lighting. My skin was blood red, and I was beginning to feel sore and stiff. Like I had ran a marathon all day.
>tfw its only just begun.
>I go to bed, after rubbing banana boat on myself.
>Wake up, and realize something is terribly wrong. I could not move. My entire back side of my body was blood red and I could not even get out of bed because my joints would not move.
>I kinda drag myself out of my room, and try to stand but it's so painful. Turns out the back of my legs had 1st degree burns. they were starting to blister.
>Lay on the ground of my living room, and just pray for death. I had sun poisoning, but I lived 65 miles from any clinic so help was a no go.
>Mother treated me with banana boat. (since I could not fucking move)
>Endured this for a week. Still unable to move. (No idea what caused this exactly)
>On a random thought, I get in a hot bath. (seems retarded, but it worked) I could eventually move again.
>From thus on out, I never went outside again.
>>77664842
English hotels are literally shit.
>>77666119
>10 degrees is freezing to death territory. Anything below 25 is cold.
Holy shit, are you me? People thought I was crazy as hell for working outside during winter with just jeans and short-sleeve work shirt on. 30-50 degrees is perfectly fine for me if I keep moving.
>>77659633
I've been burnt as fuck deep sea fishing all day, but I just get red with a few little tiny blisters at most. Once that shit peels away you are fine after like 1-2 days.
I don't know how you get this bad. This must be some kind of condition that this sad motherfucker has.
>>77667227
That's a 15 year old kid? What the fuck, those boyboobs are a bigger story than his fucking sunburn.
>going to a waterpark for 4 days tomorrow
>My family is so pale that my mom once got awarded a trophy for "Palest person on the cruise ship" when she was young, the runner-up being an 80 year old woman
Jesus, this thread is starting to spook me.
>>77658835
>>suncream
The fuck is suncream
>>77659633
I walked barefoot on sidewalk that was only kinda hot and got such bad burns that I had blisters that covered both the balls of my feet. They still weren't as gnarly as that though. That's fucked.
>>77669718
The sun only harms you if you are a bad person.
>>77671712
subliminal transgender propaganda
it evokes empathy for trans peeples
>>77671618
Damn. We get -40 here in the great plains and I anything above negative is t-shirt and shorts weather.
>>77659966
>I had packed him some factor 15,
They shouldn't sell anything under 50 in England
>The accident happened in Barcelona, where July temperatures regularly reach 30C
>30C
is this hot for brits? i was played soccer yesterday in 37C
>>77671712
UK has a fat problem.
>>77672109
4 hours under 30 will do more damage than 1 under 37.
>>77660484
>White people came about from sexual selection.
Incorrect, it's a mutation that allows you to continue getting vitamin D in low light conditions.
>>77658835
I dunno m8 I met some brits in Phoenix AZ.
its a hot place just like where I live too
they get used to it but it takes time
I'm a security guard that has to stand in the sun 8 hours straight for 6 days a week and nothing happens to me
am I a god?
>>77672109
It's more about UV than heat. You can tan in the mountains. The brownest natives in Canada live in Alberta where it's cold as fuck, but it's close to the mountains and clouds are rare.
>>77672404
Nope you're just not white
>>77666536
>mfw I'm 1/16 Huron native
I can burn, but mostly I turn bronze.
>>77662353
Speak english you Scandinavian faggot
>>77672043
That's crazy. In South GA we get a month of winter, a month of spring, a month of fall, and the rest of the year is a 98 degree steam box. It's the fucking humidity and gnats that make it so shitty.
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/camelback-mountain-in-phoenix-claims-second-british-hiker-in-past-year-8378356
F
>>77672600
but im mexican, descendant of spaniards, who are european, who are white, so I'm white
that poor fat fuck clearly isn't representative of all of us ok so fuck off, the other 95% of his class were all sexy astute people who will have no issues
this guy is fucked though i mean this article will haunt him for a while its clear he is a bit of a social failure, none of his friends looked out for him (likely he spend the day alone or with someone similarly retarded) now he has been exposed like this in front of his peers
why would he agree to this shoot? his mother probably made him do it in the hope for a cash payout because now life at school will be worse for him
>>77659995
Blisters
>>77672600
Am I?
