>choose the pleasures of a short life over heaven
>spend the rest of eternity in an eternal pit of fire where demons torture you endlessly
Imagine getting your teeth ripped out one after the other with a pair of pliers. This pain is nothing compared to the suffering that you will experience in hell.
Choose wisely.
>believing in a dead kike on a stick
>>77637226
Sorry I don't worship imaginary sky friends. I'm not mentaly ill
>>77637226
Hey if God created everything then who created God?
>inb4 God created himself
>inb4 bible quotes
>inb4 irrelevant quotes
>>77637390
>>77637392
>>77637519
Is this how you all cope with the fact that you are currently on the highway to hell?
>>77637226
>people actually believe this shit
Using a shit argument like
>you dont wanna burn in hell do you
to convince heathens generally doesn't work.
I still don't know how atheists even exist after thousands of years of recorded magics though, tbqh.
>>77637390
This is the whitest ID I've ever seen.
If god didn't want men to be gay why did he give them a prostate?
>>77637226
Hell is for those who enjoy life on earth.
-Common Filth
>>77637687
Yeah, sure. Now answer my question.
>>77637226
I believe baba vanga mate, hell is here on earth right now (for some people, me included)
>>77637226
i hope everyone goes to heaven in this thread
so we can meme together.
Real talk though, what's it going to take get these edgy kids back on track to heaven?
I can't assume everyone grows out of it, tbqh.
Believing in a carefully constructed jewish lie, to subvert the goyim of the world. Turn the other cheek goyim, love your enemy goyim, be and worship a beta-cuck you stupid goyim.
>>77637226
>baphomet
Dumb Christ-cunt, Goat-bro is a Masonic meme used to symbolize that nothing is good, nothing is bad.
>>77637903
Are you dumb? The prostate isn't for anal sexual pleasure it's to make seminal fluid.
Or I just got baited
>>77638333
>those digits wasted on being factually incorrect
>>77638333
>>77638222
333 beats 222
>>77637226
Fuck you!
Why do you follow such a cruel god?
Not even the Jews and boy raping moslems believe in eternal damnation.
>>77638222
so i'm a muslim but i will try it anyway
>>77637687
God would not do anything superfluous, i.e., create you just for the purpose of preserving your life forever in a torture-themed amusement park.
>>77637226
Satan seems like a bretty cool guy
Also
>>77637390
>>77637767
We do not know how the universe operated before it was smaller than a grain of sand. However just because we can't explain something doesn't mean "lol god did it, not only that my specific god with a very specific set of dogmas and all other religions with their gods are fake and liars but mine is true and benevolent." The mental gymnastics you theists have to go through to believe your specific set of dogmas is hilarious.
Atheists simply don't pick a religion, or god to worship because no religion has any more validity than any other. I have never met an atheist that has said they truly don't believe there is no god.
>>77638222
oh wait.. so it is taken from a series.
bait
Oh, man. My consciousness being transferred out of my body and into a "pit of fire" then being tortured for an infinite amount of time seems like a totally rational thing I should be wary of. Better make sure I don't eat the wrong food or let the wrong people touch certain parts of my body just to be sure that doesn't happen.
>>77637390
You are a kike.
Jews or not, the jewish identity have been hijacked by zionist satanstic sub-culture from Khazaria, eastern europe.
Israelites and jews in todays identity are not the same thing.
Some people, probably some kind of jews hated Jesus Christ and denied he was Son of man, and killed him.
Either way, Jesus Christ is Lord and the only way to salvation!
Literally all you have to do to be saved is accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior. It's literally the easiest thing in the world to do. I used to think pascals wager was dumb, but if you just open your mind ever so slightly and accept Christ, you get into heaven. Literally the easiest thing in the world.
>>77638815
I have never met an atheist that has said they truly did believe there is no god.
I fixed the "don't" that snuck in there when formulating my sentence.
>>77637226
Actually, according to the word of god as delivered by Muhammad (pbuh), YOU are on your way to hell unless you convert to islam now.
Call your nearest mosque within the next 24 hours and inshallah you get 7 virgins FOR FREE!
>>77638222
Damn it don't do this. This is a symbol for a very dangerous demon. This is a ruse to condemn your soul to hell.
>>77638073
this
There are more planes of existence than this current four-dimensional world. Hell is reserved for those who refuse the tao.
>>77638222
>summon angel
>angel
lol, fuck, this will be a bloodthirsty demon
>all these subhumans who also happen to be american
Could you at least use a proxy before you deny christ?
>>77638815
>How the universe operated when it was smaller than a grain of sand
It's already "explained" as "haha it was just that way for not even a second before everything exploded and there it was lol"
>atheists dont actually believe there is no god
Then they're just agnostics, who are also heathens.
>>77639121
No, THIS is a demon.
>>77639121
ayyye how
>>77637226
>Choose wisely
athiesm
>>77637226
God is the Author of Sin and Origin of Evil.
>>77637226
>>choose the pleasures of a short life over heaven
>>spend the rest of eternity in an eternal pit of fire where demons torture you endlessly
>Imagine getting your teeth ripped out one after the other with a pair of pliers. This pain is nothing compared to the suffering that you will
experience in hell.
Literally not even a real place even if you believe in the Bible. Biblically, hell is simply a place apart from God- it is oblivion. The fire and brimstone hell is a medieval invention.
>>77638934
>BUT
>MUH
>ENLIGHTENMENT
It's seriously this simple.
Even if god didn't exist, it's still as easy as believing for a literally infinite reward.
>>77639268
do you have one sigil for a semen demon??
>>77639484
Just google 'how to summon a succubus'
2 fucking seconds
>>77638929
Says the slope who got "converted" by pathetic missionaries
religion is inherently degenerate because it encourages the idea that you are not responsible for all of your actions, and bad things you do can be magically undone with a few words of "repentance"
>>77637226
>2016
>worshipping a dead kike on a stick
>because of a jewish tale
>that the jews themselves don't even believe
>then posting about this middle ages tier scarestory on /pol/
GTFO.
>>77639441
Mark 9:43-49New International Version (NIV)
43 If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out.
Matthew 25:41New International Version (NIV)
Matthew 25:41
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.
>I don't belive in god
>I want to summon demons
You guys are fucked up.
>>77637226
What is the biblical evidence to what happens in hell?
>>77639441
get out you stupid adventist scum
>>77639875
who believe in "tat tvam asi"??
>>77637390
Fuck off JIDF
>>77639875
If that's the proof the heathens need, then they can have it.
>>77639268
>Then they're just agnostics, who are also heathens.
Atheism and Agnosticism go hand and hand. Atheism is "without theism." People who just live life without religious beliefs. You can't be Agnostic without being Atheist because if you pick a religion to believe then you aren't actually Agnostic.
Every Agnostic is Atheist, but not every Atheist is Agnostic. Those people are just as intellectually dishonest as Theists.
>>77639830
>2016
>capital city is run by muslim
>sharia incoming
>going on the internet and attacking christians
>>77639823
>not responsible for your actions
>get offered heaven or hell as reward or punishment for said actions
You sir are retarded
>>77639849
>new international version
Show me that line from the original Greek texts of the bible. The "fire" shit was added later.
>>77640149
kek, english men are fucking crazy m8
>>77640149
implying this will be bad for him, if he is male
>death to slut culture
>death to feminism
>fathers and husbands get the respect they deserve
>women cant devorce you and ruin your life via court system
>>77637687
Why do you believe in eternal punishment for minor transgressions? What purpose would that serve
>>77640067
I keep reading your post, and I'm not sure I understand.
Aren't agnostics just people who aren't sure that god exists?
>>77640265
>I said 10 hail marys after that crime/rape/murder and was "absolved by a priest" so now I can magically go to heaven
>I was a heathen my whole life but said jesus mite b cool on my deathbed so off to heaven
>i only did nice things my whole life bc of fear of damnation, off to heaven
hmmmm seems legit
>>77638934
James 2:14 What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? 17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.
18 But someone will say, “You have faith, and I have works.” Show me your faith without your[a] works, and I will show you my faith by my[b] works. 19 You believe that there is one God. You do well. Even the demons believe—and tremble! 20 But do you want to know, O foolish man, that faith without works is dead?[c] 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works when he offered Isaac his son on the altar? 22 Do you see that faith was working together with his works, and by works faith was made perfect? 23 And the Scripture was fulfilled which says, “Abraham believed God, and it was accounted to him for righteousness.”[d] And he was called the friend of God. 24 You see then that a man is justified by works, and not by faith only.
This kind of warped permissive thinking is why protestants are so degenerate. No, you need to live a moral life and conduct yourself properly. Seriously, this is why things like lesbian bishops only exist in protestant Christianity.
daily reminder that satan will rule the earth
>>77637519
Since you're this much of an edgelord and can't handle adult topics you don't even deserve an actual answer...but I'll do it anyway. The simple truth is that God is not bound by time, God was and forever will be there. A world of legos did not start off as is, a creator had to build it from the ground up. The creator was there before the legos' material even existed. In this case, our creator was never born or created, but simply an overlooking eternal judge which allows free will to do as each pleases, yet like every action comes a consequence being good or bad.
>>77639830
Kikes hate him
>not understanding why kikes are called kikes
>not comprehending that current jews are false Jews (kikes who defy God) while the true followers God hath blessed is the Christian (not claiming to be righteous but that is the idea)
>>77639823
thats about correct,
you are created in Gods iimage, therefore you are not completely a 100% individual unit who are alone.
this we know for sure, and those who know they know.
then how this affect your life is the next level of understanding, eg what happens when dont follow God, this is what this discussion always is about.
If you want to be absent of God, he will probably leave you because he will not force you to him.
>>77637226
Wait.
If the Devil punishes the bad guys isn't he good? And it God sends you to hell for being bad, is that really an act fit for a diety? An all knowing and omnipotent diety? What could you have possibly done in life that a person with that kind of power can fix you and decides the best place to send a wayward child of his is to a pit of hell. Where you'll be tortured for eternity.
>>77637226
How bout I just don't believe you and you have no way to proving any of this bullshit?
>>77640672
for how long??
>>77637226
what a rather unfettered proposition OP. It is only a simple mind that can conjure such an inane dichotomy.
>>77640428
Why don't you just not transgress?
It really isn't hard.
>>77640672
Not completely.
>>77640310
http://biblehub.com/matthew/25-41.htm
I can't find any Bible which says that without the fire part. Even the Genova Bible from 1599 or these greek-hebrew bibles.
>>77640606
>strawmanning repentance and faith this shittily
>>77640310
>its called Gehenna originally
Look up the definition of gehenna
What makes me saddest is that everyone who ever lived before Christ is in Hell. Does Moses deserve that? Noah?
But they were never saved by Christ, so they must burn.
>>77637392
You're just arrogant, which is far worse in my opinion.
>>77640731
>he will not force you to him
But he's OK with making me burn in hell forever for not "accepting jesus"? No thanks, if that's the way he is I will save my breath. I won't pray out of fear of retribution, I'm fine with spirituality and faith, but belief in religion is dangerous.
>>77640718
the jews take advantage of christianity by converting to christianity to avoid persecution
christians think the jew is a religious phenomenon but the jew is a biological phenomenon. christians say that if a jew accepts jesus he is a-ok with them.
>>77637226
"Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's"
Religion is a tax and property scam.
Nice try, Cuckraine.
>>77640814
Ok fuckhead
http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/40SinsThatWillSendYouToHell.html
>>77640310
Τότε (Then) ἐρεῖ (will He say) kαὶ (also) τοῖς (to those) ἐξ (on) εὐωνύμων (the left), ‘Πορεύεσθε (Depart) ἀπ’ (from) ἐμοῦ (Me), ‹οἱ› (those) kατηραμένοι (being cursed), εἰς (into) τὸ (the) πῦρ (fire) τὸ (-) αἰώνιον (eternal), τὸ (-) ἡτοιμασμένον (having been prepared) τῷ (for the) διαβόλῳ (devil) kαὶ (and) τοῖς (the) ἀγγέλοις (angels) αὐτοῦ (of him).
>>77640395
>Implying Christianity doesnt do the same thing except non violently
>Muslims kill you for apostacy
>liking sharia law at all
>>77640887
Say 5 hail marys and weedman will forgive your islamophobia
>>77637390
FPWP
>>77640512
Agnostics are people who don't pick any religion because none of them have any more validity over another. Agnostics live lives as Atheists because they don't follow any religion. They are "without theism."
"A" "theistic"
>>77641221
>i saw it in a movie once so that's how it works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrcQAYS9JtY
>>77641096
None of these are hard, my dude.
I mean, I'm not a murderous kleptomaniac tranny, can you say the same?
>>77637690
>you actually believe millions of species of creatures, functioning brains, atomic particles, and a fully developed single hospitable planet appeared through nearly infinite coincidences
>>77641282
>that's not how the catholic church works
wrong
>inb4 not catholic
What, don't even believe your own religion? Have to create offshoots to fulfill your special ME ME ME needs? Maybe you like polygamy, go be a mormon
>>77637390
First post best post
>>77641400
>scary man with horns is gonna burn me when i die
rofl
>>77641339
Ever jacked it to porn? you're in hell. Talked back to parents? buh bye
>>77640916
They probably are not in hell dude, people who never got knowledge of christianism may be saved by holy ignorance (yes, thats the name), I learned that from a Catholic priest, seems correct too.
>>77641279
I think I understand what you're trying to make clear, thank you.
>>77640606
>not understanding the sacrifice Jesus did is plenty to make up for what you did
>thinking God cant tell if you are truly sorry, so you can fool Him by saying His prayers and his Mother's
>thinking God is cruel enough to never allow you to correct your human mistakes that we are all bound to commit
>>77641474
>strawmanning this hard
>ad hominem
Ebin shitposts
>>77641571
The only reason I'm able to commit these mistakes is because God is a petty retard that can't get over two nudists eating an apple, and decided to slap everyone for it.
>>77641536
No and Not that I can remember.
Thought porn was just a meme desu, and my parents have always been nice.
>>77639823
>religion is inherently degenerate because it encourages the idea that you are not responsible for all of your actions,
False, my fedora tipping friend. Religion says that even if you choose to not be responsible for your actions in this life, you will be in the after life.
Hence the whole "do bad shit get tortured in hell forever"
In Christianity, there is no escape from being a degenerate. We will all have to face and answer to the Lord some day, either in this life or the next. That's why we must be responsible with our time on earth to show Him we accept His love and grace, so that at the end of it all He accepts us with open arms, lest we be cast into a pit of eternal hellfire.
Basically, religion says "even if you go your whole life not being responsible for your actions, you will still have to face Gods judgement one day. There is no escape"
>and bad things you do can be magically undone with a few words of "repentance"
This depends on the religion, but generally you have to be Truly repentant. The priest doesn't absolve you of your sins, though he says the words and gives you your penance. It's God who judges whether you are Truly sorry. And God can tell if your bullshitting.
But if you are truly sorry, and repent for your actions, than yes, God forgives you. You may have to do more to get your community to forgive you, but at least God will.
>>77641400
Makes perfect sence if you had propper education Jamal
So what is heaven like? We just sing hymns to help Yahweh's low self-esteem and taking turns sucking Jesus off for a few trillion years at a time? I think I'll take hell.
>>77641775
So you don't masturbate? How can your balls not explode, what the hell.
>>77641799
So denying myself any pleasure somehow makes me a better person? nah, fuck off.
>>77637519
Jews.
>>77641775
hahahaha ok you cocksucking liar
>>77641997
Oops wrong pic.
>>77637226
I choose Hell.
It won't be so bad.
Is it really so unbelieveable that someone doesn't participate in watching porn?
What do you think people did before the internet?
>>77641775
Go back to your country, Jesus.
>>77637390
/thread
Christianity is stealth Buddhism. If one rejects the absolution of sin, aka retains the ego, they are doomed to the "Outer Darkness" of separation from God. This is the state that all of us are in now, endlessly reincarnating (as millions of verified past-life recalls will tell you) in a wheel of selfish desire. We are doomed to this state eternally, suffering in Lucifer's torment, until we finally give in and accept reunification with the Creator.
tl;dr, /pol/ was right - We're all living in Hell right now.
>>77642180
Statues
>>77637226
>getting your teeth ripped out one after the other with a pair of pliers
this isn't even close to real torture
>>77639563
Also, magic isn't real, dumbass. You're just imagining it, confirmation bias.
>>77642180
ever lied?
been drunk?
challenged authority of any sort (sedition)?
sex before marriage?
partied?
been foolish?
BUH BYE, OFF TO HELL
>>77641943
It's the things you decide to take pleasure in that makes you a good or bad person.
If a rapist takes pleasure in raping people, than yes, denying himself pleasure will make himself a better person.
Also, I like the 180 you've made.
>Religion is the most degenerate thing in the world because it says you don't have to take responsibility for your actions
>what the fuck do you mean I'm not allowed to do what makes me feel good? Fuck religion, I want to be a degenerate.
Your head might be too big for that fedora.
>>77637226
I was raised in a Christian house but I have never been more faithful than I am now. Just seeing all the news and everything happening around us. 51 USA diplomats want to go to war in Syria. All the heathens and people in general losing their spirituality and sense of morals. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah everywhere now.
>>77642486
Not intentionally
No, alcohol is disgusting
Just a NEET, haven't really had opportunity to be in trouble with cops or authority at all, but I imagine it really isn't hard to stay out of their way
Haven't had sex before
Nope, again, shut-in neet.
That's pretty vague, but I'd imagine not.
Again, this stuff REALLY isn't hard.
>links a page without reading it
>UNLESS you repent and are saved by faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, and which is a faith that follows Him
>>77641013
I know converted Jews they are nothing like kikes
Jesus can even unnigger niggers and make women responsible mothers instead of feminazi bitches. Look at the statistics for churchgoing families, black and white
>>77642486
Hold on, I thought according to you all one has to do is say a few prayers and bullshit to a priest to get out of Hell?
yeah, this post here >>77640606
Well, which is it? Go to hell for any minor transgression or have to ability to bullshit away any sin to a priest to get a free pass to heaven?
>>77641055
"But give to God what belongs to God"
You left out a crucial piece goyim
>>77642833
>pelagianism
>>77642631
religion is degenerate because it holds itself to some imagined standard of "goodness" that was literally made up by old guys in robes. If I do something criminal, it's illegal and I will go to prison. If I do something societally immoral, I will pay for that with my reputation. If I do good deeds, it's because I wanted to do good things for others without expectation of eternal rewards.
Religion holds a gun to your head and says "convert or you will be punished eternally"
It's for the weak-minded who cannot reason good from evil for themselves
>>77641943
>i want to be a degenerate, so fuck off
better than the living hell that I'm in right now
>>77642352
completely anti-biblical, since the goal of buddhism is to stop existing entirely. get out jesuit scum.
>>77642833
So being a shut in neet and never doing anything productive in society makes you holy in your mind? Go join a monastery and chant yourself into a coma you cuck
>>77642072
No, I liked the other one more. Nothing gets my dick stiffer than a lunarian getting killed. The only good moon rabbit is a dead moon rabbit.
>>77637226
Prove to me that hell exists, and explain why im not equally just as likely to be reincarnated like the poo in loos believe.
>>77643042
>religion is degenerate because it holds itself to some imagined standard of "goodness" that was literally made up by old guys in robes.
This is the part where you start quoting the Old Testament passages regarding eating shellfish or wearing two different types of material.
>>77642945
Pointing out the bullshit and two-facedness of Christianity. You're obviously not smart enough to figure that out, no surprise you worship a jew kebab
>>77643322
Being not particularly holy is far better than being a heathen tbqh famalam
I'm sorry you feel this way, but I assure you that whenever you get over that phase, there will be friends to welcome you back into the fold.
>>77643057
>enjoying sensory pleasures is degenerate
ok cuck
>>77641501
>not considering your own consciousness could be a sign of God existing like many scientists have mentioned
>universe just happened from nothing to this exact state,
the big bang determined the laws of physics in an instant by chance, if any of the numbers in the laws of physics was off by even a little it would not exist
Mfw existence is basically statistically impossible
>>77642870
STEREOTYPICAL CHRISTIAN HERE EVERYONE.
Notice how he concedes that Blacks and Jews are okay with him as long as they worship Jesus.
For your information, Arabs (who are mostly muslim) commit less crime than Christian Blacks do. Almost as Blacks in prison are confessed Christians.
Atheists are under-represented in prisons. If you were correct they would be over-represented.
>>77637687
Do you mean to say it's YHWH or the highway?
>>77643531
go get a job, parasite
>>77641501
>Everything is real for no reason and happened exactly this way out of nothing
Rofl
>>77641758
Disobeying the original and supreme being for the first time is very serious anon
No matter what it was it takes a real traitor to do so
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
>>77643727
all evidence points to this
>>77637226
Not sure who actually is edgier, Christians threatening everyone with eternal torture, or atheists who annoyed by Christians doing this on a daily basis.
Really makes you think, huh?
>>77643565
>I enjoy fucking kids, so I will so I can have fun
>fuck responsibility
why be a servant when i can reign
nox ætrna
>>77643893
>Catholics somehow make money by attempting to have you halt the bullet train to hell you seem to want to ride
No one is making you give anyone money by arguing for the faith over the internet, my hat nodder.
>>77644060
>implications that heathens aren't in the majority here
>>77644110
I said sensory pleasures and the first place your mind goes to is pedophilia? You should go talk to your priest man, you have some problems
>>77637390
How insightful and original
You did it reddit!!
>>77644325
Haha, what are they gonna do? Compare notes on diddling?
>>77644110
Fucking kids is really, really fun though (if it's even half as good as in my dreams). Little girls = heaven.
>>77641929
Prostate cancer incoming
>>77644422
must be a christian thing
nice digits
>>77637226
Hell is made up anon. Your soul is your own, nobody else's. Nobody and nothing saves you but yourself.
Satan sets you free. You are the master of your own will. All suffering is your own fault. It is the only thing you are ever guilty of.
Rise above good and evil, rise above your own duality. Rise above your fellow man.
>>77643893
You have the most retarded definition of God I have ever seen, and it's the same exact belief as every other atheist out there. You guys should write a book.
>>77644343
>unlimited butthurt works
I wish the Romans had impaled him, Bad Vlad style.
>>77637687
All my friends are going.
>>77637226
dude crimea
>>77642486
It's amusing how they beat themselves up for these 'sins'
According to your own religion, it's not like you had a choice to pick or aviod vice. You were given the vices at birth, and the rest of your live is an ironic gameshow where you try to fight back your own human nature.
>>77643645
They are less likely to commit crime from being churchgoers
You think tyrone's gang goes to church? You think all the murderers and rapists in jail give a damn about the commandments? You think feminists are christian?
>hur dur muh sexual pleasure
You know who else thought like you? The womens liberation movement
>>77637226
>believing religious shenanigans
>he doesn't know
>>77640693
this has to be satire! kys if it's not
>>77644779
>he tries to be mysterious and deep with ambiguity
>>77644577
>implying there aren't millions of atheist books with everyone edgier and more (((revolutionary))) than the last
>implying imploding implications that atheists aren't the most vocal minority, further up the list than trannies, homosexuals, and other assorted heathens
>>77644015
Rofl even scientists say thats not true, they say they are only sure of there being a big bang, not that God didnt make the big bang
>>77643893
>money is all i care, if they take my money i dont trust them
>>77637226
Thanks for reminding me again that Christianity is just as cancerous as Islam. All semitic religions need to be glassed.
>>77644325
I do not enjoy that shit im presenting to you an example of how degenerates think
>yfw Lucifer killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible
>yfw God killed (roughly) 2.8 million
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
Are you a LuciferLauncher now?
>It's a "Reddit comes out of the woodwork to deny christ for the 150th time in the thread" episode
>kys
How's it goin', bud?
>>77644577
Autism,the post.
>>77637226
>god's so loving xD but if you dont follow his inconsistent, arbitrary and impossible to discern rules you'll be tortured for eternity
*tips crucifix*
>>77641538
the o' nigger loop hole. claim you aint know no better and dinunuffin
>>77644719
well im sure they just call themselves christians for no reason
i guess only the people who dont do things who refute your argument are christian. okay only, the blacks who have never been in prison are christian. wow, you're right, black christians have a 0% incarceration rate! you were right, i guess ill convert now praise jesus.
>>77644549
No Satan this is how people become degenerates
>>77644840
yeah its a riddle wrapped in an enigma you tard
>>77645018
The fact that in a world full of "sins" to use as examples, the first place your mind goes is pedophilia is very telling. You need help.
>>77644705
A test if you will
>>77645118
Technically if they follow the commandments they usually wont go to jail stalin
>>77645137
explain
>>77645330
yet
>>77637226
Pascal's wager doesnt work here
also youd get used to it
>>77644853
Are you even saying anything here or just saying that atheists are annoying?
>>77645042
Lazy, the insult.
>>77637226
The concept of hell turns me on.
I may be a demon.
>>77645384
All major religions has root in astrotheology, especially the planet saturn
>>77645220
Yeah, the test is to see how much money they can squeeze from your wallet by making you feel guilty for doing normal human things. Guilt is a jewish trick, and what was jesus? A FUCKING MARRIED JEWISH RABBI
>>77637226
If I am not going to heaven, why miss it by mere inches?
>>77645095
There are some theological basis behind this, unlike the petulant protestants, Catholics have a good philosophical and theological background.
>>77645220
>be omniscient and omnipotent
>create things
>they need testing
>>77645627
Knows everything yet is pure but if he knows everything then he knows of the lust of sin
>>77643314
To stop existing as individuals, surely. But when you take an absolutist tack on the message of the New Testament (And the principles of a Prime Actual as described in >>77637767 are likely to be absolute), does it really describe anything different? Christ describes the most minute expressions of individuality and ego as sins that separate one from God, such as committing adultery by simply looking at a woman. To truly "Accept Christ, and go forth and sin no more," one would have to completely ablate the self and give up their individuality to God. To do otherwise, to rebel against the will of God in even the most minute way, is to follow in the footsteps of Lucifer, and to subject oneself to all the torments of his realm.
>>77645033
>be Lucifer
>hate humanity and lie to them, saying they can become gods themself in order to lead them astray
>want to cause as much suffering for humanity as possible
>only able to kill 10 people
Lel, what an impotent, useless faggot
>>77645499
>>77645511
>>77645544
Kek is here.
>>77645118
No, you ignorant cuckold.
>Atheists are underrepresented in prison
Atheists are (((underrepresented))) everywhere except for fucking here and reddit
>Arabs commit less crime than blacks do
EVERYONE commits less crime than blacks.
>>77645499
I'm saying that despite being an extremely small minority, they feel a need to make themselves known and rub their own egos at every opportunity.
That compounded with a complete lack of introspection makes them unbearable, which doesn't even CONSIDER the fact that they deny christ.
Figuratively the same as trannies, homosexuals, vegans, and anyone else who doesn't know how small their numbers really are and yet feel like the world needs to know how special they are.
>>77637226
>be satan
>rebel against god
>by doing his bidding and torturing sinners
>>77645181
>talking about degeneracy
>expecting me not to bring up degeneracy
>im a degenerate for knowing about a bad sin and talking about it
Or alternatively
>get refuted
>dodge the topic and change it
Atheist "intellectuals"
>>77645544
You mean the Hexagon and the kabbalah?
>>77645871
but remember he's the enemy and bad and wants to hurt you, just ignore everything your jewish master has done to humanity. good goy
What a joy to see christcucks getting btfoed this hard...
>>77645135
Only if they choose degeneracy. You are the master of your own fate. Your choices dictate the path you take. Satan doesn't want your soul, he just wants you to live.
"Do as thou will, that is the whole of the law."
If you will it that you would be drunk, you walk to the store and buy booze, then you drink it. 4 things had to happen before you got drunk. All within your control. You had to choose at each step.
Degeneracy is a choice. It is just hedonism run amok. Anything in excess can bind your soul and leave you enslaved.
Just live. The strong will survive and the weak get swept to the gutter out of the way.
Nobody is born important. You must become it.
>>77646056
You can keep on trying to pretend but we all now know you're a pedophile. Seek help immediately before you hurt someone.
>>77637390
Include me in the screencap on r/atheism !
>>77645499
I forgot more than you know son. You are literally a worthless POS. Nobody cares what you think,because you don't think.
>>77646069
Read "The Saturn Myth" by David Tibbot.
>>77646019
>God allow satan to leave
>God creates humans
>allows satan to punish them
wtf is God's plan
>>77646532
something horribly autistic
>>77645627
kek never thought of it that way
>It's an entire season of "Atheists are so edged that they'll deny christ rather than take Pascal up on his wager and even half-assedly believe in god so they dont burn in hell or purgatory or wherever the fuck by not doing something that costs them literally nothing
Culling when?
>>77637226
>If you don't do or believe as I tell you to, you
will eventually end up in the land of the spooks and torture
Sounds about right.
>>77646660
Pascal's wager is stupid. If God is omniscient he will know why you converted, and know it was not genuine. Converting to hedge your bets is thus useless
>>77646070
God has destroyed his and his followers enemies, complete savages
Keep swallowing Jewish lies about Christianity oh ""((enlightened))"" one lol
>>77640693
That means he has existed for an eternity before we were created so he has created an infinite number of worlds and creatures before us and condemned them to hell or let them in heaven. Theres no way in the infinite timeline before us he didnt create anything else. Do you understand the implication of that?
>>77642486
the funny thing is I've never done any of those things (purely out of being extremely boring) but the average christian has and feels terribly about it
so I guess I will see you in hell from the mildly uncomfortable "non-believer but didnt sin other than that" perpetual waiting room while you boil alive in dogcum for eternity or whatever edgy bullshit
>>77646532
Satan doesn't punish people, God does. Satan gives you earthly pleasure to lead you away from God. Satan only tries to fuck with you if you get in too deep and try to leave and turn to God
This thread is now about bacon and eggs. Post yours.
>>77646945
>God creates man
>states he wants you to have free will
>but if you don't so what he wants he'll kill you, or make you burn in hell forever, or both
Good goy, keep worshiping your dead jewish rabbi who may or may not just have been an allegory
>>77647085
You never told one lie in your life!?
Wow lad, hope you aren't lying lol
>>77647133
so if god isn't in hell and satan doesn't do the punishing who the fuck is even down there?
>>77647309
police angels ofc, satan is going to hell to suffer, he rule this world, not hell
>>77646900
How much does it take to believe for real?
God's not some "evil" thing these atheists keep trying to portray, belief is belief.
>>77647140
Haha, EPIC!
Ebin derail attempt, this is just the kind of thing a REEL 4chawneerrr would do.
>>77647593
If you're converting to hedge your bets and God is truly omniscient, he will know your lie. Are all christians as stupid as you are?
>>77647309
I don't have the exact answers, but I'd assume everyone who decided they didn't need God and his Son Jesus Christ. I think a few demons have also already been sent there by God in the bible. These are ones that really, really fucked up. This is why demons beg Jesus for mercy and ask to not be sent there, and instead into pigs in the bible. There's no love and no God in hell. Satan will eventually be down there forever and (I think) be punished by one of the Archangels (don't know which)
so if bacon isn't in hell and eggs doesn't do the punishing who the fuck is even strawberry jelly toast?
>>77647593
>Haha, EPIC!
>Ebin derail attempt, this is just the kind of thing a REEL 4chawneerrr would do.
God these christfags are fucking cringy
>>77647278
I get the impression most people learn to lie from having shitty parents but mine are based and never gave me reason to
probably because they are atheist so didnt fill my head full of all this bs about sinning :^)
>>77647142
>allegory
Lol, literally modern Judaism. Good goy
>>77646660
>implying pascals wager is a binary choice
dont worry, with this handy chart you can work out your existential gambling strategy
>>77647779
My parents were atheist too
What does that have to do with anything though?
And no offense, I don't believe that you never told one small lie in your whole life to anybody
>>77645627
How can you reward or punish someone for something they didnt do? hence testing
A world with good and evil is a perfect place to test/demonstrate the freewill of humans
>>77647721
>heathens attempting to be experts on the faith
Laffin' fampai
>>77647740
>atheists are all aspies who can't determine sarcasm while they save tiny images
>>77648268
>cardinal sin
You're a bad mexican, I thought all of you were catholic
>>77637226
>choose the pleasures of a short life
Why wouldn't you? Life is short, and there's nothing after brain death. Yet according to you:
>you spend the rest of eternity in hell
Wait, wait, wait, hold up, you cucked theist. Did Jesus not die on the cross to absolve people of the past, present, and future, of their sins, so that they may rise into God's kingdom regardless? And since you're going to backpedal with some bullshit, I just know it, here's another one for you:
>God loves everyone.
If God loves me, regardless of my perceived blasphemy for wanting to believe it when I see it, why doesn't he just guarantee my eternal soul entrance into Heaven, show me he's real and it's not all bullshit, and have one new, excited follower for all eternity for doing nothing more than showing up to the party and saying 'Look upon me, for I'm real, now show me some love.'.
Honestly, it sounds like a rigged system to me, and theismfags have decided to try to terrorize me all my life and force me to waste my free time on the off chance that, maybe, just maybe, there's some kind of life after death and that if I don't live my life the way they choose for me, I don't get to go to Heaven.
Why give your creations the freedom to do as they choose, but force them into slavery for the chance to get into Heaven?
And, shit, there's hundreds of religions right now being worshiped by billions of people. How is your religion any more valid than other religions? How is Buddhism wrong, but not yours? How is Islam wrong, but not yours? How is Taoism wrong, but not yours? Aren't you terrified that you fucked up, that you're actually wrong?
>Oh, well, all those religions are just basically worshiping the same God!
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY RELIGIONS? WHY CAN'T WE AGREE ON ONE SPECIFIC RELIGION?
>"Exodus 20:3
>"You shall have no other gods before me."
You're basically set to rot in Hell anyway. Checkmate.
>>77648330
.I can't refute you so I will insult you
Very nice, so convincing
>>77648330
>atheists are all aspies who can't determine sarcasm while they save tiny images
damage control? seriously m8, you even have autistic reaction images.
There is no credible source that describes hell as a torture pit in Semitic mythology, hell is described as the absence of Yahweh.
Lucifer is the hero of mankind, anyone that believes otherwise is a cuck.
>>77645871
He killed many more through the sins of mankind
>>77648559
>I rate reaction images
>>77646218
Good argument
>>77637390
fpbp
God is a fairy tale
>>77648268
>How can you reward or punish someone for something they didnt do?
Why would you have to punish or reward them in the first place? You're omniscient and omnipotent. This is like the fucked up game of dropping a slug in a maze made of salt.
>>77648684
True. He has to act like a sneaky, deceitful bitch to do it
>>77648330
Have you ever thought,that maybe you are just retarded?
I can scream at the moon that sausage is made of poop.and I might really believe that.
>>77648379
I am catholic
Shit reads like a literal reddit post, but whatever
>>77648393
Saved future believers of sins, my cuckold.
>he doesn't know how god can be omnipotent and free will can exist at the same time
>why is Islam, a religion that literally tells it's sandniggers to go out and kill nonbelievers wrong
>>77648509
>implicating there was anything to refute
Are you saying that
>I don't want to go to hell
Isn't a legitimate reason to believe?
>>77648671
Get out Satan
>>77648685
I don't know how new you are, but this is an anime image board. Reaction images are a sign of how long you've lurked.
>>77649037
Epic, my dude
So random!
So perfect!
Such an insightful comparison!
>>77648902
Free willed beings deserve heaven only if they actually commit acts of goodness by their own freewill
>>77649139
Satan is an agent of Yahweh, you stupid ignorant Catholicuck.
>>77637226
The word for Hell is torment not torture there is a slight difference, I don't subscribe to dantes version of Hell
>>77637226
good post. I always wondered how the Bible tells us that the end times includes one world government, language, and religion. Welcome to Satan's theocracy of islam! And they think I will surrender my weapons? Fuck that noise.
>>77649353
We were not given the ultimate free will of participating in this game though.
>>77649388
A rebel actually, he is absence of God in an angel
>>77637690
God exists and Hell is a terrible place, but I don't know if the fire is real
>>77649317
Autism speaks.
>>77649492
Satan =/= Lucifer, pablo. They are two separate entities.
