Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?
USD - 65RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $47
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month
Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian 4chan) is no longer safe: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts
This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: 4chan changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.
What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.
Actual news about Russia in english: https://meduza.io/en
We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
Old thread: >>77369310
We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.
Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable
We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.
Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?
The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.
How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.
Read more here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
Chinese example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
Archive
http://obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2234] http://pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ (oil prices):
http://www.forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
https://www.theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
https://www.neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
http://www.naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: http://www.bloomberg.com/energy/
GCR:
http://valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
http://www.cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
http://www.cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP
Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - http://zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - http://stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: http://www.worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: http://moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: http://moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
https://output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Very useful realtime from TradingView. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
https://ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy
Streams from currency markets:
https://www.tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
https://www.tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
http://www.finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
There is a skirmish between law enforcement and militants in Dagestan
http://www.rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523607.html
In Novosibirsk railroad worker overflowing with debts has stolen parts because of hunger
http://www.rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523581.html
>In Novosibirsk railway worker stole locomotive parts, to buy food.
>Now 23-year-old worker is could be subjected to two years of imprisonment.
A woman stabbed her husband after drinking alcohol.
http://www.rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/16/1523579.html
Drunk man threw into the fire a gas cylinder and died in the explosion.
http://www.rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/16/1523569.html
In Transbaikal two people contracted encephalitis through raw milk.
http://www.rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523556.html
The head of the Defense Ministry of Poland has called Russia the greatest threat to world security.
http://www.rosbalt.ru/world/2016/06/16/1523545.html
Why can I not believe a thing you fucking Slavs say?
A resident of Leningrad was stabbed abdomen and has not been applying to hospital for 9 days.
http://www.rosbalt.ru/piter/2016/06/16/1523546.html
In Moscow, in a burning dumpster was founded a man's body.
http://www.rosbalt.ru/moscow/2016/06/16/1523514.html
>>77570513
I don't speak British. Translate to human language please.
>>77570936
when he nothing more than a head with feet i am going to lose my shit
>Shills are back again.
Noice, i was worried about da joos running out of money.
>>77571256
Why are you disrespecting your commander in chief.
>>77568099
Are you at least paid to do this? Would be pretty pathetic if not.
>>77571324
dont worry, he will get a nice hot cup of polonium tea soon.
>>77571324
Because I can. And I don't want him as a commander in chief.
Oh, I see kremlin shills are back again.
>>77571631
Where did you guys been for like four days?
Glad too see you paidniggers are back.
TL;DR
>>77570936
one more please
>>77571969
Sorry, I have no more.
>>77571631
They are always here. Especially the luxembourg proxyfag
>>77572080
They are back again to CRT.
>>77568937
kek
>>77572917
>vodka runes on an English board
>>77572983
Try to drink vodka and you will understand this.
sage
As sovereign american ctizen posting on sovereign american website
i demand all ukranian cover agents under russian proxies stop posting lies and disinfo about russia
they are attention seekers, do not pay them attention
Fact: Russia has 2nd largest gold base currency system in the world
>>77573266
>>77573266
Nice proxy and russian maymays, olginets))
>>77573266
> american ctizen
It means you have american passport. Please post here its photo with sup, thread's number and timestamp.
>>77573401
I need to go. Can you see to thread?
How accurate is this guy's opinion on the Russian mindset?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-0UHyh5Qu8
Youtuber Caspian Report. I'm not too sure if it's in this vid or another, but he describes Russia as basically a standing army with a state, always on the defensive bc of the terrain of the European Plain.
I wonder if it's because of this history that Russians have always sucked authoritarian cock? Or is it the Oriental ancestry?
Cheers cunts.
>>77575247
> How accurate is this guy's opinion on the Russian mindset?
> posted video about Australian mindset
>>77572917
>>77572917
1)Evacuate 750 billion US dollars to USA and west overall
2)Gazprom is in stagnation, having 66 % debt from annual revenue
3)Finland friend of Putin sells gas/petroleum through private company "Ganovr"
4)In Forbs list has 200 people(was 3)[spoiler](which list?)[/spoiler]
5)90% Economy of Russia - profit from "bananas" - gas/petroleum
6)Real estate prices multiplies by 10 during Putin
7)superannuation allowance - 150 dollars
prices of food products is uncontrollable (due to liberalization of economic in the 90's)
8)Inflation is unmanageable. During this year, Goverment changes it's forecast 4 times
9)Medicine - free one is worthless
And all of this happened during huge increase of gas/petroleum in 10/20 times
Free to correction
[spoiler]Connection Error my ass[/spoiler]
Bce гyляeтe, кpeaклы?
>>77579590
In English, please
>>77575830
>>77575247
hurr durr, i dun goofd lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE6rSljTwdU
>>77568099
Hello guys. Nice to see you all alive and not in prison even if just yet :3
>>77573266
>sovereign american website
We all know this is Japanese outsource
I see the Jews still pay you shills with some shekels every now and then
Russian government have to admit dependency from United States economy break record
http://www.rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523840.html
Passenger car produce in RF ceased during January to May by 20%
http://www.rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523809.html
Golikova: Russia does have money, but we can't control them
http://www.rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523799.html
Ivanov gained doubt about higher education in Russia and found «too many universities»
http://www.rosbalt.ru/russia/2016/06/16/1523797.html
Russian inflation exceed over 3%
http://www.rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/16/1523759.html
Visitor stole fire extinguisher and validator from Moscow trolley
http://www.rosbalt.ru/moscow/2016/06/16/1523758.html
>>77580417
Why did you think so?
>>77579912
>no swamps
>Moscow
It's built on swamp. Not so horrible as Tomsk or Saint-Petersburg, but still swamp.
>most of Russian principalities
Why most? Everyone, no exceptions
>Ukrainian Cossacks
Zaporizhian Sich, but not very different
>Siberian regions can't feed it's own population
It's wrong. Here 3,5 anons living and all holodomors take part in European part of country. But shitty logistics is true btw.
>Moscow subsidies blah blah
Bullshit. The only regions they subsidies are Kazakhstan in 50s and Chechnya since previous decade
>>77582011
Don't forget about OUR Crimea since Annexation (or free choice of the oppressed if someone want)
>>77568099
>>77582011
>>77582410
intredasting ty for repons
Guys, did you read last news? Putin's dementia has reached its apogee.
Kudrin: Russia will have to increase internal Loanword to 2 trilion roubles(about 30 billion dollars)
http://www.rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/17/1524041.html
Mihalkov delayed launch his own fast food chain «eдим кaк дoмa»(literally Food like in home) to 2017(self proclaimed McDonalds analog with more “natural” food)
http://www.rbc.ru/rbcfreenews/5763cd999a794766c76eec76
At first...
>The Kremlin considers it is unreasonable to cancel counter-sanctions amid accusations of dereliction of The Minsk agreements. This opinion was expressed by President's press secretary Dmitry Peskov at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum.
http://www.rosbalt.ru/business/2016/06/17/1523990.html
...but then
>President Vladimir Putin, speaking at the SPIEF announced of Russia's openness and said that "does not hold a grudge against Europe".
http://www.fontanka.ru/2016/06/17/121/
>>77586869
Read https://twitter.com/FastSlon/
PUTIN: US ruined the Ukraine to justify NATO's existence.
PUTIN: In Donbas Ukrainian army fired to themselves. Who told you that shoot so-called the Separatists? Shoot to themselves and that's all.
Russian athletes will miss the Olympic Games in Rio.
https://slon.ru/posts/69597
>>77571488
>Because I can
I thought Putin was a ruthless dictator and Russia a police state where the kgb monitors you for any sign of dissent?
>>77587282
And it doesn't help
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-ukraine-crisis-eu-crimea-idUSKCN0Z315G
I need more proofs memes, dump them here
>>77588760
No, but inexorably goes to that status. The question is, on which speed.
>>77588760
FSB stil don't care about 4chan.
>>77588387
Video included https://twitter.com/FastSlon/status/743810092219441152
Even Durex has more capitalisation than Gazprom: https://twitter.com/SlonMagazine/status/743813427320094720
Is Shit about to hit the fan in Russia?
Economic collapse when?
>>77591350
> Economic collapse when?
NOW. Don't you see it?
>>77591468
Well I live in the US so no. I think there is going to be a GLOBAL economic meltdown very soon though. It will be a matter of simply who can survive at that point.
what the fuck is the point of these threads and what has been accomplished after 2200 of them?
>>77591667
USA will survive, Russia will collapse and fall apart. It's easy to understand.
>>77591807
We discuss Russian system crisis.
> what has been accomplished
ALL. DONE.
bump for interest
>>77591807
>and what has been accomplished after 2200 of them?
country got banned from 4chan
Putin was a former KGB officer. Why is he doing this? Is he a closet communist? It makes no sense to willfully destroy your country, most especially so without SJW subversion.
>>77592157
Thank you. It is night here. I'm going to sleep.
>>77592321
Sounds good. Have a god night mate.
>>77592472
*good
>>77592321
>6 pm
>funny liberashkas thread
reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R42ZyI3LFbg
>77592544
>What is time zones
![14661564204380[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VM9ymJj.jpg "14661564204380[1].jpg")
>>77593755
Oбoccaл вceх в этoм тpeдe и yбeжaл oбpaтнo нa двaч.
I have an ancestor from Russia, Alexander Chongov. I only know he lived in St. P in the early 1800s.
Can any information about him be derived from this? Poor? Rich? Does Chongov mean anything? Answers appreciated.
>>77594856
Translation:What's wrong with that child?
is this the "russia asks for US dick" Thread?
test
Кaкoгo чepтa???? Я вac в \инт\ ищy???
>>77595312
Nope this threat the "Why your mam fucked with russian while you post in 4chan stupid GIFs"
>>77595464
У тeбя пocтинг нopмaльнo paбoтaeт?
>>77595512
im 100% polish, euro nigger
>>77595590
murican kurwa
stupider than stupid
>>77595590
Are you offended me because Stalin takes part of territory your country and redarmy raped your grandma?
Tecт
>>77595754
>Implying I'm not a 1st generation immigrant
>>77595763
Actually, my ancestor almost assassinated one of your tzars, so suck my dick. Hopefully next time my family won't fail
>>77595934
KGB's Agen kill president Kennedy. And uoy shold suck my big russian dick.
>>77595464
Moderator moved thread to pol ~3 weeks ago
[spoiler]Remeber, no russian[/spoiler]
>>77595568
тa вce нopм poбoтaeт
>>77596126
нy oк, пpидeтcя тyт oбживaтьcя. Пpoщaй бaлк-тpeды и пopвaнныe pyмыны-пoляки.
I took a diagonal look at the shitty OP and what is this?
>GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE
Neither of those things are "done", wtf. By the way, "over" will be a better translation of "вce".
I assume that everything else is similarly full of shit.
>>77596116
Actually, it was the NWO and the jews, try again
>>77595934
>assass
Do You thing of asses everytime?
>>77596605
what did he mean by this
>>77571969
>>77596605
calm down, Ezoorgo
I think you need a couple more bottles of vodka, as it seems to be impairing your reading comprehension ability
>>77568213
MUMMIE!
