I'm a gay/bi atheist. I'm far from being a Muslim, yet, people invariably assume that I am one. Being a Muslim does not only entail insults from people. You will be denied jobs, housing, university admission, loans, etc. To make things worse, my name is Mohammad. I want to immigrate immediately after I get my associate's degree. How in the name of fuck am I going to find a job when I'm not able to change my name and everyone assumes that I'm a Muslim? If your answer is "stay in your country and change it", fuck you.
>>77563901
>I am an immense faggot
Shocking
>You will be denied jobs, housing, university admission, loans
>With things like affirmative action in play
More likely you're completely fucking useless or don't have some form of credit score.
>>77563901
Stay in your country and change it you useless wet back fuck.
Fuck YOU for refusing to make your own situation better, and instead dragging down others to your garbage level in the name of feels.
> when I'm not able to change my name
You can, as far as I know, do that -legally- in almost every western country.
That said, stay the fuck out of my (or any other western) country. We have enough shitskins here already.
>>77563901
No, seriously, why don't you stay in your country and change it? Do you have no pride in your heritage, in your culture, in your people?
Trust me though, go anywhere in Europe or the liberal parts of America and you'll be hired on the spot for diversity points.
Also, I would recommend reading pic related, it sounds like you could use some guidance and prayer in your life.
First of all, Iran is not my country. I take no pride in people who murder their daughters and beat up their wives.
Secondly, even if I had immense power I couldn't change these ass-backwards people.
Can we now focus on my problem? How do I make people stop assuming that I'm a Muslim?
Kys OP
You make me ashamed to be Persian
>>77564545
Espouse Christian values or make it a point to do un-Islamic things in front of people like eat bacon or curse your pedo prophet
>>77563901
>"stay in your country and change it", fuck you.
Just stay in your country. Who cares what you do then.
Just so you know : the west is gonna go to shit.
>>77564685
It's not about impressions in the long run, because people will easily accept the fact that I'm not a Muslim simply after I tell them that I'm not. What I'm concerned about are the first impressions. In situations where I can't control it.
>>77564803
Are you retarded? I'm in double jeopardy. Punishment for homosexuality and atheism is execution.
Are you that Iranon that came to /fr/ not long ago?
>>77563901
>I'm not able to change my name
How come you're the only person in the world that can't change their name? We can all change ours. Is yours tattooed on your forehead*?
* next to the word "faggot"
>>77563901
> checks flag
enjoy being publicly lynched
>>77564912
Oui.
>>77565087
In Iran, you can't change your name from Mohammad.
Nah but seriously OP, quit being such a bitch. Its people like you who give Iran a bad name.
>muh oppression
>muh religious state
So what? Its not like you live in fucking North Korea.
Just leave, immigrate, get a Visa.
If you have a good education, and have a desire to work, you'll get in.
And no one gives a shit it you are muslim or not. The real world isnt like 4Chan.
Most big cities in Canada have huge muslim populations, and everyone is cool with it. No one is going to stop you on the street and beat you because you are brown, no one is going to deny you a job because your name is Mohammad.
But if you are REAAAALLLLY insecure about all this, why not immigrate to somewhere like Turkey? You have freedoms, job opportunities, and you are part of a significant ethnic majority (Persians in Turkey)
>>77563901
Stay in your country and change it. immigration is for cucks. Its pure and simple betrayal of your family and way of life.
Buy skin lightening cream, dye your hair, wear color contacts.
That's pretty much all you can do to stop looking like a shitskin mudslime.
>guys I have hunch back and look deformed. People's first impression of me is thinking I'm the Hunchback of Notre Dam, how do I stop them from seeing me exactly how I am physically?HURRRRRRR
Cmon...
>>77565508
See I have it all planned out. I'm going to get my associate's degree from a nearby college, apply from a French college and then see where it takes me.
Getting a Visa is not hard. Especially student Visa. I won't have problem making friends, they will realize that I'm not a Muslim within seconds of meeting me. I'm also not insecure about all this.
I hate it that people's first impression of me is "lol Muslim". I fucking hate that. It changes everything about how they would interact with me. I have to declare my lack of religion every time. It's not far-fetched but at the same time, makes me come off as a reddit atheist. I don't know. I don't want to be denied an apartment because of my name. I can probably tell people my "real" name, a name I've chosen for myself (Sami) but see I still have to show people my passport before I get a social security number, and it's impossible to change your name beforehand.
>Muslims are discriminated against in Iran
>>77565509
>way of life
Fuck Iranian way of life.
>>77565737
I've thought about skin bleach and green contacts. I'm not shit-brown, bleach would work.
Besides, you retard, it's not about the way I look, I could be Mexican for all people care. What I'm concerned about is people thinking that I'm a Muslim based on my name and place of birth.
Shut up, Mohammad.
>>77563901
It sucks that you were born middle eastern and you will have to deal with this now, but I don't care anymore. Islam is too aggressive and insane; it's like Christianity a few hundred years ago. I'm willing to let you be discriminated against for the rest of your life to prevent Islam from taking over and spreading. If you were here in this room with me, I would say it right to your face.
>>77563901
Hey OP, you really should stay in your country and change it tho
>>77566081
Hey retard, I'm not a Muslim. And I doubt a person like you can "actually" say this to a Muslim's face.
>>77563901
Gee willikers anon that sounds real bad. Gosh. Think you should just kill yourself.
>>77565981
Also, and I mean this 100% seriously, just cut off all your facial hair and move to the American southwest and you'll easily pass for a Mexican.
>>77564641
Why? Cause he's a fag?
Fucking racist.
>>77566160
I definitely could dude. I know you're not a Muslim. You're just collateral damage. Sucks to be you.
>>77564910
Wear a cross, a yarmulke or something.
>>77563901
Legally change your name, dye your hair blond and bleach your skin.
>>77563901
stop being a faggot and then accept jesus as your lord and saviour who died for your sins.
>>77563901
Don't make me tell your shah on you! You may get beheaded!
>>77566175
I can't "just" move there bro. I don't think I can ever go to the US because immigrating there is extremely hard. They have quotas and different types of visas. It's all messed up. I have to go to France to study and there, I will be met with a lot of people assuming that I'm a Muslim, and I can't let that happen.
>>77565238
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77566213
No, you couldn't, internet tough guy. Also, just the fact that you can't see the obvious solution for this is way beyond me: stop letting Muslims in your country, if someone from the Middle East applies, vet them properly until you're sure they're not Muslim and willing to integrate. Is that hard?
Also, what would harassing me achieve? I'm not a Muslim, and I'm one of the few Iranians who love West and Western culture. You're way ahead of yourself.
>>77565872
Why don't you say you're a practicing Bhuddist OP?
All you have to do is learn some basic shit about it and try meditation a few times. Its basically meaningless virtue signal in the west anyway, very few actual practitioners but its respected. You can be an atheist (kind of?) and avoid being called a Muslim or looking pic related, with very little effort.
>>77563901
Not every sandnigger is a creationist muslim retard. Not every european is a creationist christian retard.
My name is literally Christian yet no one assumes I'm a brainwashed creationist moron.
That being sad, isn't it dangerous af for a muslim in Iran to openly state that he is atheist AND a faggot?
>In Iran you can't change your name from Mohammad
This is why Islam needs to be discriminated against. Take one for the team anon.
>>77564545
> How do I make people stop assuming that I'm a Muslim?
start eating and talking about bacon regularly?
start blaspheming Allah regularly?
support gay/liberal values?
Just thoughts
>>77566444
Forgot to post pic related OP
>>77565238
Well you learn something every day.
Also: kek, that's a pretty specific law.
Also: why are foreign countries so gay?
>>77563901
>everyone assumes that I'm a Muslim
if you actually wear nice clothes and shave nobody does. theyll assume you are italian or some other shitskin
>>77566444
Alright how's that different from being a bisexual atheist? One would think taking it up the ass would make people believe you're not a Muslim.
Also, that's not my problem. People will know that I'm an atheist once I tell them to! My problem is, people who don't ask/won't let me tell.
>>77566581
>italian or some other shitskin
I had to kek slightly because it's true. I fucking hate Italians so goddamn much.
>>77566443
How am I even being an internet tough guy? I'm telling you, if you weren't a co-worker of mine or somebody I had to be nice to or I'll lose my job and we were just talking, I would be like, look man, you have to face facts; the ethnic group you belong to is predominantly muslim and they are fucking insane. In order to protect ourselves, we have to keep you at arms length until you prove yourself. Durr. I wouldn't move to Japan or China and be like, "HEY GUISE ITS ME THE BAKA DEVIL GAIJIN THAT NUKED YOUR COUNTRY. AM I JAPAN NOW?"
Come on man. You're a fucking towel-head. Make a joke out of it and you will disarm people. Skulk about it and get angry and people will actually DRIVE you to become a suicide bomber where you werent one already.
>>77566447
> isn't it dangerous af for a muslim in Iran to openly state that he is atheist AND a faggot?
Jesus is everyone here a braindead moron? My fault for leaving Reddit. Just think about what you said. If you aren't hiding in shame, I feel sorry for you.
>>77566586
No one cares you're bisexual snowflake
>>77566497
I don't need to explicitly start doing them. Once I'm in West I'll eat bacon just for the sake of eating bacon. My problem is people assuming I'm Muslim leaving a bad FIRST impression.
>>77563901
show me a picture of how cute you are and i can arrange for your papers to the USA friend
>>77566678
Answer my question, retard.
No, you won't be discriminated against for being a mudslime, you won't be discriminated against for being a shitskin, no you won't be discriminated against for being a homosexual but you will certainly get bullied for being a fucking entitled massive fucking faggot.
>>77563901
what are you getting a degree in?
>>77566581
We're getting closer to solving my problem. See, this is great. I already shave and wear clothes, I just have to wear nicer clothes and shave fiercer. But see, what about my name? I can tell people my real name (Sami) but if someone is going to employ me they're going to find out my real name from my passport. I can't wait years to become a citizen and then change my passport. I have to explicitly state in my resume that I'm an atheist, but then I'll come off as a fedora-tipper.
HALP.
>asking for life advice on /pol/
>on fucking /pol/ of all places
>>77566888
show me a pic and i can get you to a comfy 10% muslim community in the USA
>>77566658
I hate my ethnicity, I can't make jokes about it, I will actually say something racist and get myself into trouble.
>>77566835
Punishment for homosexuality and atheism in Iran is DEATH. Now do you understand why I'm trying to leave?
>>77566867
CS.
>>77567010
Dude fuck off rapist.
>>77567098
no i want muslim cock
>>77566586
Just a suggestion OP. Tryin to help.
We really don't give a shit if you're gay or not btw. Maybe if you come across as super-Elton-John gay when you first get to the west it will help. Fewer will ask if you're a Muslim prob.
>>77563901
You're a cuck, fuck off nobody cares about you shitskin.
>>77567096
>CS
Nice. I don't think you're going to have any problems getting a CS job in Europe, though. Even CE/SE are tolerant, inclusive, etc. af.
>>77566615
They make up a good portion of your country though.
>>77567178
How many times does this guy have to say he's not a muslim before you understand
>>77566888
You can do some virtue signalling, like volunteer for Doctors without Borders or some women's shelter feminist shit.
jesus christ OP just get over yourself, have you never been outside Iran before?
Let me give you a protip on how introductions go
>Hi my name is Mohammad
>Hey my name's Vlad, nice to meet you
Done. Bada bing bada boom
Here is how OP thinks life works, but really it DOES NOT HAPPEN LIKR THIS
>Hi my name is Mohammad
stranger: jesus christ this fucking terrorist is going to kill me
>Hey are you a muslim? Fuck you dude, my names Vlad and you can fuck right off back to terrorististan
OP: wow this insensitive Vampire thinks im muslim
My point, dear redditfag, is that irl people dont give a shit about where you are from or what religion you might be.
>>77566447
This guy has it absolutely correct
everyone please stop responding
/thread
>>77566897
Just so you know, /pol/ wasn't my first choice at all. I asked this question on reddit a couple of times and they snubbed me. Sometimes they can't deal with the truth. They all live in this saccharine world of theirs, where everyone is equal and Muslims are "just normal people."
However, /pol/ takes it to another level of autism. I don't know what people on this board are going to end up, but look, I know I'm lying. I know that Muslims are not denied jobs or apartments in West, but can we at least agree that at one point in my life, I would be wrongly associated with Muslims, and at some point within these points, I would be discriminated against?
>>77567211
I'm actually getting my degree in a weird major called "machine coding" which is basically C and Assembly combined. It's really hard.
>>77563901
i hope them muslims catch you red handed as you fap to gay porno you degenerate scum
>>77564545
Wear a christian cross and people will accept you with open arms. Pic related.
[spoiler]I'm an atheist but that is how I would let people know that I'm not a muslim.[/spoiler]
>>77567096
CS is good. Anything engineering or science is welcome. Tried to apply for Asylum somewhere yet? I'm sure you would qualify as an atheist/homosex.
>>77567358
>>77567275
if anyone understands you its me...http://idahostatejournal.com/members/amid-reports-of-racism-and-stabbing-pocatello-tells-muslims-they/article_f573c889-6b58-56b6-b34e-c1703937ca1d.html
i understand the discrimination you face, ive seen it first hand. you can still try to go to this school sexy boii, maybe ill see u here next semester. the school will basically pay for all your education if you do work-study and are muslim because of all the shit thats been happening on campus lately, but desu its pretty safe.
>>77567083
I know that you massive fucking faggot. Why are you voicing your opinion on the fucking internet then?
even assuming you are intelligent enough to use https:// this is fucking dangerous. Imma inform the religious police right now.
>he lives in a desert fairy tale dictatorship
>>77567519
Fuck off already, why the fuck would he want to live among mudlimes?
>>77564910
Try wearing a Satanic pentagram necklace, that ought to tip people off fairly quickly.
>>77567519
I'm telling you this dude will take you to his basement rape you and then kill you.
>>77565872
Have you tried to actually go to France for college? How do you know they will call you a Muslim?
>>77567599
because the community is right now treating them like kings. pocatello's main source of income is the saudi and kuwait money the community leeches off the students. the islamic community all drive GTO mustangs and they eat out for every meal. its a multi million dollar cash cow. and because of the recent robberies, their community has a shit ton of protection because the mayor and the president of Idaho State do not want to lose that income. The saudi government has threatened to pull out students if matters werent fixed. now the whole community is bending over backwards. ISU has a great CS program btw.
>>77563901
If you can prove that you are gay you probably could get refugee status in my country.
I love middle easterners who denounce Islam and I think we should embrace them and fight the Mudslimes together.
>>77567726
i actually have morals >.>, i just think this would turn out to be a cute love story if things worked out.
>>77567234
They sure do. And I do hate Italians almost as much as I hate shqiptars or Germans. Turks are total bro tier though.
>>77566678
>My fault for leaving Reddit
This is all b8. Noone can seriously admit to liking Reddit.
>live in Iran
>the ISLAMIC Republic of Iran
>a hardline, Officially Muslim™ country
>wonders why people assume he's Muslim
Move to Sweden, they'll love you.
here you go sexxy
http://www2.isu.edu/ipo/faculty/prospectivej1.shtml
it seems like a complicated mess
and then if you need to get a permanent residency theres always marriage <3
>>77563901
I feel you iran bro, these meme faggots here will never understand.
One fact exists here. If you want to enjoy your life you have to get out of there. I hope you find peace and happiness one day, Mohammad.
>>77563901
when you leave change your fucking name to chris and order bacon cheeseburgers. Eventually people will assume you are american
>>77563901
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>77567275
>but can we at least agree that at one point in my life, I would be wrongly associated with Muslims, and at some point within these points, I would be discriminated against?
No, fuck you for thinking you deserve oppression sympathy points for being a dirty sand nigger. I am discriminated against by affirmative action because im not a dindu or a shitskin like you. Now fuck off.
