This is a courtesy warning to anons posting on /pol/.
Be very careful what you say on this site, and be aware that this place is under VERY close monitoring by the FBI and other agencies.
DHS is out for blood right now and thanks to the recent proposals of watchlist restrictions for firearms, many of you may be effected.
https://www.dhs.gov/ntas/advisory/ntas_16_0615_0001
God speed.
>>77553426
Penis
>>77553426
Connection error
Repeat
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>>77553426
DHS are morons if they are clearing actual terrorists that later kill people, while spending their time on a canadian photoshop board.
I call bullshit
>>77553426
Instead of investigating here, they should be looking at http://lemonparty.org
Those guys are the real troublemakers.
>>77554182
Not just morons but traitors.
>>77553426
>the fbi takes /pol/ seriously and doesn't get it's satire
que?
>>77553426
>Be very careful what you say on this site, and be aware that this place is under VERY close monitoring by the FBI and other agencies.
thanks bro I would have never figured that out
>>77553426
/pol/ IS A BOARD OF PEACE
DHS GO HOME, LET US SPREAD OUR MEMES
BAN THOSE WHO INSULT /pol/!
Some days I'm a nat soc, some days I'm ancap, some days I'm liberal, some days I'm desi, some days I'm reasonable and real, some days I'm whacked out and fake. Almost everything I say here is ironic, is a lie, is a troll, or is a shitpost. Like 3% of what I say is truly what I think and feel.
In short, hi DHS. I'm a shitposting NEET troll, no need to worry about me.
>>77553426
I am planning to assassinate barack obama. Barack Obama is a baboon and I hate niggers. So I am going to shoot him in his nigger face with a sniper rifle I have managed to obtain (pic related).
>>77554291
I wonder how many federal agents this board has redpilled, lol.
They probably think they're above us, but that doesn't mean our rhetoric (and more importantly FACTS) doesn't affect them.
FUCK 12 FEDS CAN SUCK MY BEPIS
>>77554511
Kek
>>77554511
After I have shot Obama with this gun I am going to use these to bomb the whitehouse.
I LIKE TO RUB MY DICK UNTIL I CUM
AND THEN STICK MY FINGER IN MY ASSHOLE UNTIL I'M MAKING BALLS OF SHIT IN MY ANUS AND LICK MY FINGER
SOLVE HOMICIDES FBI LET ME CUM AND SHIT ALONE
>1 post
>4 of clubs
getting mixed signals here
>inb4 worthless government workers spend too much time "monitoring" us and become one of the memers
>>77554511
>>77554642
>everyone yelling fuck you gooberments and swearing while making threats
>nothing
>one person says dont go out tomorrow
>4chan frozen for hours
what the fuck guys
after seeing the front page picture, its more than obvious were being watched, if we weren't before
'Sup alphabet agencies.
As you know, we will be rounding up the traitors and giving them fair, public trials. Only the ones we condemned will be hanged or whatever the process may be. So don't get found out the wrong way on the day of the rope, mkay?
>>77553426
GET A FUCKIN DOG UP YA!! Maybe if you all sook a bit harder the world might take you seriously. Stupid FBI. Retarded DHS. Cunts are as useless as tits on a bull.
What are they doing here, I doubt many muslims visit this little slum.
>>77554511
How did you get an ar-15? Thought only americans had them
>>77554511
You're nothing but a brash and foolish coward.
>>77554475
Lol, this is probably the worst part about this board. So much fun shitposting, but you end up on a watchlist for it.
>>77554821
>>after seeing the front page picture, its more than obvious were being watched, if we weren't before
i guess they changed it.
what an interesting picture they chose
KeK will bless us with dank memes to redpill these agents.
>>77553426
Haha. Everyone knows that anyone that posts on this board is just meming. Jokes on you FBI
>>77553426
>effected
>>77555088
wew
88 are keks favorite dubs
Being an FBI agent who has to monitor /pol/ must be the most stupid job ever.
>>77554701
Shut up faggot I am trying to reveal all my terrorist plans here.
I have an obtained several automatic weapons and am going to plant them inside white vans outside of police stations all around washington dc. I am going to rig them to automatically fire on the police via remote to cause confusion allowing me to easily shoot Obama in the face while the police are scrambling to see what the commotion is about.
Then to ensure no niggers can replace obama I am going to throw the bombs I picture earlier at the whitehouse.
>>77555088
>>77555099
>Beware the frog
>>77554475
Literally describing a mentally unstable person. Congrats anon. Those 3% are enough to keep them interested in you.
>>77553426
This website has always been an alphabet soup honey trap your goddamn newfag
>>77555153
H-holy shit Australia where did you get such weapons
>>77553426
Suck my feminine dick you ass-burgling sack of potatoes.
>>77555185
Praise kek
>>77554511
I dont think youll ever be visiting the U.S.
>>77555220
>tfw FBI wants you to help with a search warrant one day
Well, do you know about 4chan?
>wutz 4chan
oookay lal
>mfw I get arrested for posting on an uzbekistanian jumanji enthusiast imageboard
>>77554821
What reason do you have to believe that the picture change has any significance?
I'm sure the FBI thinks ISIS terrorists are here where there are 50 anti-Muslim threads daily and where anyone who defends them is instantly shot down.
Google search: Xkeyscore
There are very few agents moderating this website, their main tool is Xkeyscore, it analyzes certain words and flags them.
The stupid Australian is setting himself up for a nice ass raping.
>>77554590
What in the blue fuck is a BEPIS?
I wish I could get paid to read shitposts all day long.
>>77555088
HEIL KEK
>>77553426
I worked on that gun protest club because it was an effortless way to grab some shekels on a modern happening. It is about as bullshit as you would think it was. Maine Mom's demand action.
>>77554980
I'm not 100% sure what make it is. All I know is it I a military style assault weapon and that it is strictly illegal here.
Obama is going to learn the cost of being a nigger in 2016.
>>77555415
With the shilling attack ongoing it wouldnt be much fun.
>>77553426
DHS should be out for terrorists not shitposters. STOP TERRORISM. NSA HAS STOPPED ZERO TERRORIST ATTACKS. SECURE OUR BOARDERS.
>>77555470
That is illegal in UK.
>>77555204
No, I'm not literally thinking those things. I'm always a liberal leaning centrist irl. I play make believe here because I'm NEET and got bored of vidja and netflix. /pol/ is my new roll playing vidja game. That 3% truth is whenever I say something centrist, which I almost never do. I AM MENTALLY STABLE AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE THE SHADOW PEOPLE FROM THE 9TH DIMENSION WILL GET YOU
>>77555240
the fuck does lazia did everything mean?
>>77555470
>tom clancy
>spiderman
>nerf
>totally disorganized bookshelf
I love Australians so much. Tell your kid to come visit the US some day.
>>77555088
Danish SS Corps: Frikorps Danmark salutes Kek
>>77555347
after 4chan was frozen and some shit happend after russia got ip banned, the main page picture had a concert with people in the foreground/background but there was something odd. a hint. threads about it were slid hard.
a girl was touching her ear with her index finger. usually when an ear is touched like that and you notice it, it means your being watched (most likely)
they changed the picture to what it is now
Nerf guns are banned in Australia.. No joke
Warrant canary right on the homepage. Not that they haven't been here before that, but Nagasaki is letting us know they're listening.
>>77555153
I-I thought Australia had b-bans on assault weapons
>>77555415
Hell, I'll do it for free. I do it anyway.
>>77554511
kek
>>77555367
Fuck! I surely got tagged as terrorist but i-i was just pissing people on the internet! Bye my lovly green card.
>>77555383
Shhhhhh. * don't tell anyone.... boop*
>>77555235
This illegal weapons dealer called "target". The police here is so stupid, they even have a masive target for shooting right outside and the police still haven't figured it out.
After purchasing these weapons I stood out front of the place shooting the target for two hours and wasn't arrested.
>>77555301
The benefit of these high power military style assault sniper rifles is I can shoot obama right here from the comfort of my bedroom.
I'm just waiting for the appropriate wind conditions. Obama is going to pay for what he has done to me.
>>77555619
>>77555634
this. could think of the name of of, thanks
>>77555687
Your a turk, I think you might qualify for a terror green card.
>>77555634
YAAARGH RAR RAR HEAR I AM BIRDS
>>77555777
AWESOME DIGGY'S MY MAN
>>77553426
>tfw guns are already unavailable
BURN THE FEDERAL GOVT DOWN
CIVIL WAR NOW THE SOUTH WILL RISE
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
NIGGERS ARE ONE DEVIATION STUPIDER
>>77554511
What you are doing is illegal.
>>77553426
Oy vey Shlomo! DHS wouldn't attack an innocent Korean imageboard for Jewish people to discuss waifus
>>77553426
ITS HAPPENING
THE GOVERNMENT REALLY CARES ABOUT AUTISTIC KIDS ON /POL/ WHO LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS
ITS HAPPENING
>>77555634
I fucken love that nip sometimes. He shits all over m00t!
>>77555619
>>77555634
Strange.
>>77553426
So if the FBI is monitoring us then we could use happening threads to sic the feds on mosques?
Get a lower tomorrow it's the last day.
>>77555999
>>77556000
WHOLEY NUMBERS BATMAN KEK IS YELLING US SOMETHING VERRY VERRY VERRY IMPORTANT
>>77555777
I think we all knows DHS is much too busy frisking retarded kids in airport lines.
>>77553426
Thanks for the reminder OP.
Alea iacta est ("The die is cast") and our enemies have crossed the Rubicon.
With all the things going on in this world we are going to have front row seats. I strongly suggest you start to get into shape now. That is your number 1 priority.
I am really afraid of what is going to happen next. These NWO types are going unhinged about things like BREXIT and Trump.
We are going to see some interesting things. See you guys in the FEMA camps!
>>77553426
One hopes they pay the same attention to detail here as they did with Omar
>>77556305
The eebenies are Rubio. Got it
>>77554442
10/10 !
STOP POLACKOPHOBIA !!!
Now that I have finished revealing my terrorist plans here on /pol/ as terrorists are know to do, I am going to go masturbate to anime and prepare for the great happening.
>>77553426
Some of you guy are alright, don't go to pakistan tomorrow or ever
Shitpost
*sung to the tune of "Cleveland promo"
shitpost!
it's time to shitpost
and scare the fbi!
shitpost!
all these misinformed opinions
are the reason why you can't get guns!
do it for the ladies, yea!
do it for the money, hey!
you can really believe
someone else is caring
someone out there listening
reading those
shitposts!
>>77554821
It looks like nasty weather.
Ted was right btw
>>77556525
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to Syria tomorrow.
>>77553426
Jeh Johnson is such a calculated insult to civilization.
>>77556525
>>77556669
Dammit this is really messing up my middle east sex tourism tour.
>>77556517
Haha. You are so blithely unaware of the shit storm headed your way. Trust me.
>>77556759
>really messing up my middle east sex tourism tour
Thailand's cool bro, just watch out for my stash of weaponized traps
>mfw our based supreme Court allowed force to be used to defend relatives and friends in addition to self defence.
>>77556759
Sorry, if you're into dudes don't go to Orlando 5 days ago.
>>77556808
Haha my man as long as they're some body dressed a girl in prison I ll be happy to have some (sex)
>>77555619
hiro changed it because REEEEE FUCKING NORMIES ON THE FRONT PAGE RRREEEEEEEE
>>77554511
>inb4 drone
>>77553426
Most people on here are stupid kids looking for cheap laughs. It's good to watch what you say in general though.
>>77556918
>Paranoia intensifies
>>77555756
What exactly has Obama done to you??
>>77556992
>It's good to watch what you say in general though.
(((They'll never figure out our super secret nazi code ))) oh wait..
>>77553426
>Reminder
Short of calling for violence your speech is protected. You have no obligation to obey laws that deny your constitutional rights. In fact the oposite. You have an obligation to speak your mind and maintain your rights. Rights do not exist if you refuse to defend them. They do not even exist because of the constitution. They are inherent rights of a free man.
MOLON LABE
DON'T TREAD ON ME.
>>77556844
I have no interest in having intercourse with asian boys so I am avoiding thailand altogether.
My number one sexual interest is throwing rocks and adulteresses. Get's me really hard.. rock hard, in fact.
>>77556992
i enjoy the fact that in about a decade everything went from dont post any of your information online, be careful what you post, to post all of your information and post all the time what your doing so your friends and family know what your doing all the time, yes post your emails/names/numbers and login to this website with your password
what a tiem to be alive
>>77555880
of course you are not afraid israel you fuckin shekelheaded fuck
hey FBI are you sneaking weird things into my food because pooping has been unpleasant lately.
If it's you please stop.
If we implemented sharia law would they all have to fuck off?
>>77554856
Based man of truth. It will be a glorious day indeed when we can use the rule of law to try these traitors.
>>77553426
>Be very careful what you say on this site, and be aware that this place is under VERY close monitoring by the FBI and other agencies.
it's like you're new or something
>>77557184
I'm breading :DDDD
>>77554793
>Underrated
Come on DHS... You know the red pill is the best pill. Just take it. ;)
>>77553807
Nice dubs
The CIA and NSA are watching.
Let's educate them on anime~!
>>77557097
Back in 2009 I was sitting at home innocently watching tv in my underpants and gently cupping my ballsack when suddenly this nigger Obamaramadan, the muslim shows his cheeky little ape face on my tv and he looks directly at me. Then he smiled at me niggerdly. I knew that was a challenge to my man hood right there and then. He was laughing about the size of my harry johnson. I don't know where this nigger gets off coming into my home and smiling at my dirty penis. That kind of shit might fly in america or cuba but that shit isn't on in australia. So that when I pledged to make it my lifes goal to assasinate the black muslim president of the united state. Barack Hussein Obama. I got a little distracted since then because lots of new pornos came out but now I'm running out of time so I have to get right on that and it's back to the top of my priorities and life goals list. I mean how dare he do that, especially on a day where I had didn't have any meds having earlier in the weak binged on them recreationally. I swear he even gave a little wink and giggled.
>>77557666
DEVIL DENBTS
>>77553426
They should be scared. They're idiots if they imagine knocking down doors to disarm Americans, without it ending with hot lead in their faces.
Every false flag has backfired and ended with more armed Americans.
>>77553426
On boy I love killing niggers. Gonna go kill little school nigglets tomorrow.
>this is what you wanted OP. So it's what you'll get.
>>77557722
WOONDERUFL NUMBERS MY MAN
>>77553807
fpbp
>>77557318
Holy shit! I didn't even know that was a thing. I've had diarrhea for weeks. Are your shits solid and making you constipated or are you just pissing water out your ass like I am?
>>77553426
I don't own any guns though
>there's a backup on a harddrive somewhere of all my shitposts
Feels good man, glad my tax dollars are going to something useful
>>77554409
its too small
It's been like this for a while. Although they've probably been monitoring us more often as of late.
>>77555470
Suprised they even allow you to buy need guns in your cucked country
The alphabets were always watching the site but maybe before it was just for pedo shit. Maybe now it's for something else this the warrant canary.
>>77554511
>>77554642
Lel
>>77557932
>he doesn't save the html file after every thread he posts in
ISHYGDDT
We have ALWAYS been watched ever since /b/ anons decided it was a great idea to spam kiddie porn years ago. Not to mention mass shooters have posted in R9K prior to events and we are being invaded by massive slide/shill campaign.
HANG ON TIGHT LADS. IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET BUMPIER.
>>77557722
kek knows your struggle
>>77558097
whats funny is he thinks its a joke but that nigger is gonna get raided
>>77558119
Bumptie bumpty bunp
We are watching you to btw.
>>77558227
I just hope he comes back to tell us how it went.
>>77554475
Doesn't matter, do i need to post the vid of tha faggot briton who got arrested and charged for posting "You guys are cool. Don't go to X school tomorrow" on /b/ after the shooting that started the meme?
>>77553426
>>77554511
Australia bringing the bants
>>77558227
Not if I get to that monkey obama first, then
I will be paraded through the streets as a hero on the shoulders of policemen.
I'm going to get so much black pussy after we reinstate slavery.
>hillshills and leftyshills running rampant the past few days
>"hey guize, be careful if you post any raysis stuff here! Don't wanna get on the nogunz watch list, do you"?
Shills trying scare tactics to shut down opposition on 3chin
12/12/12
>>77558335
Jeff turn the van off. Nationa response is 15 minute because we gotta stay busy fucking each other's asses lol
Why don't you get a real job and stop mooching off of the tax payers to browse this website you government pigs?
>>77558491
Hahah they're welfare queens just like an army lol
Hey FBI, what is that stuff falling off the "contrail?"
>>77558308
>comes back
good joke
You all are retarded if you think DHS gives one shit about this site beyond looking for lone wolf terrorists. Half their agents are gun nuts even more nutbars then most.
T. State department intern.
>>77554511
>probably just got your name on a list somewhere
>>77557804
Mine are splitting my anus there is lots of blood every time. They aren't even big it hurts so much.
>>77553426
>internet now a utility in America
>data can no longer be used as evidence.
>IP address as "evidence" shut down long before internet becoming utility.
>>77556000
CHECKED
>>77558708
>he isnt on 10 different lists
its like youre not even trying
>>77558689
>muh lone wolf
xD I'd love to see one of those that isn't a left wing radical wigged out on a shit-ton and a half of psychoactive medications and mental reprograminnnn... Therapy.
>>77558456
top kek
You see far more extreme stuff on SJW type boards.
Round here is just bants and memes
>>77555580
Hello FBI
>>77553426
Yes, we all know they're so incompetent that they'd actually rather monitor a Japanese cartoon board, rather than take leads from gun store owners about possible terrorists. They wouldn't want to be called racist by Obama.
>>77553426
Mmmmmkay.
Just tell those DHS agents that I'm well aware of what a Bivens action is. If they aren't, they should familiarize themselves with them.
Oh, and just to trigger the NSA, backpack, pressure cooker, bomb, national mall, Planned Parenthood.
>>77558674
What is some AMERICAN going to do? Same thing they do every other time a nigger dies. Disrupt traffic and cry about how important black lives are.
>>77558708
Well they aren't the only one's with a list.
I have a list too.
>Barack Obama
>Hillary Clinton
>Al Sharpton
>Jimmy Fallon
Let's see who gets to there's first.
>>77553426
lol, the jokes on them.
I'm CIA.
>>77559267
ha. Haha. HAHAHA MENESHANA HAHAH
>>77559192
>disrupt traffic and cry about how important black lives are
>>77553426
Newfag.
>>77554511
strya bantz
I'm going to kill myself and NO ONE can stop me
Duped once again, America.
>>77559538
DROWNING
DROWNING
DROWNING IN MAYPLE SORROS
Fucking
Bunch of
Idiots
>>77554821
the clouds on the front page kind look like an outline of europe
>>77553426
Can you tell them to stop spamming shitty BTFO threads? Thanks.
>>77553426
>The FBI has agents sifting through /pol/ shitposts
I cannot fathom a more unfulfilling job. What do those agents tell their familes at the holidays and after work when they get home? How do they sleep at night or look at themselves in the mirror?
>how was work honey?
>Well a bunch of people called the president a nigger and photo shopped penises onto the first lady
>John I want a divorce
Those poor, poor souls
I JUST GOT A PHONE CALL
ABANDON THREAD OH SHIT
>>77559736
lame jokes, probably
>>77559736
I pity the poor bastard who has to dig through my internet history.
>>77559762
>RING RING
>RING RING
IT'S A BOY
>>77553426
Those faggots actually trademarked "If you see something, Say something"
>>77559821
>lame jokes, probably
A sandcoon walks into a bar,
shouts 'SHOT FOR EVER BODY!'
'that's nice dear, did you remember the soy milk?'
>>77559880
SHUD THE DUG UP WAYNE KEKBRIGHT THIS IS SERIOUS
>>77559401
>>77560065
dude you should hear the commercials the CDC pays to keep the local AM radio station going.
They're just racist and hurtful now.
Skyking can suck my penis. Bomb in the Pentagon, C4 bomb plastique obama Majestic 12, Goyim AR15. Plant a bomb in a Mall, nailbomb. Pressure Cooker.
>>77560010
got moar? thats sexy
Lets all sign up I'm a cryptokid
>>77554475
Me too. I lost these in a tragic boating accident.
>>77560330
NADER FOR PRESIDENT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQ-uawJQ-M
>>77554642
Allahu akbar, brother.
Any tips on making a liquid bomb? Should I use a sprite or Coke bottle? Thanks.
>>77560334
No way.
That's OC from /b/
If you weren't there, you don't get moar
Except for this
>>77560417
Anime awwooo
>>77560417
>Day of Cyber
Wonder if they'll cater to my fetish?
**ATTENTION ALL US GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. ANYTHING POSTED BY THIS IP ADDRESS IS COMPLETELY SATIRICAL IN NATURE. ALL POSTS THAT CONTAIN RACIST, ILLEGAL, OR VIOLENT CONTENT ARE BEING POSTED IRONICALLY (I.E. SHITPOSTING). IN ADDITION, I REQUEST FOR MY FILE IN YOUR RECORDS TO BE DECORATED WITH DANK MEMES AND RARE PEPES.**
>>77560330
Let's fuck with them, using lyrics by Bjork and REM.
THOSE CREATURES JUMPED THOSE BARRICADES
AND HEADED
FOR THE SEA
FOR THE SEA
>>77553807
HEY SHADOWGOVERNMENT MONITOR THESE EBIN DUBS
>>77553426
Hey guys, Chips Handon here. I really like this news image group you have here.
Don't you just really hate the jews like I do? Gee... I sure do get my jammies rousled thinking about them!
Planning any hate crimes I can check out, by the way? Is this a good gun to buy?
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>>77553426
Gas the kikes. Race war now.
>>77554475
>5
same here
nuclear, FBI, Panama, fissionable, Sears Tower, NORAD, Delta Force, SEAL, virtual, Dolch, secure shell, screws, Black-Ops, Area51, SABC, basement, data-haven, black-bag, TEMPSET, Goodwin, rebels, ID, MD5, IDEA, garbage, market, beef, Stego, unclassified, utopia, orthodox, Alica, SHA, Global, gorilla, Bob, Pseudonyms, MITM, Gray Data, VLSI, mega, Leitrim, Yakima, Sugar Grove, Cowboy, Gist, 8182, Gatt, Platform, 1911, Geraldton, UKUSA, veggie, 3848, Morwenstow, Consul, Oratory, Pine Gap, Menwith, Mantis, DSD, BVD, 1984, Flintlock, cybercash, government, hate, speedbump, illuminati, president, freedom, cocaine, $, Roswell, ESN, COS, E.T., credit card, b9, fraud, assasinate, virus, anarchy, rogue, mailbomb, 888, Chelsea, 1997, Whitewater, MOD, York, plutonium, William Gates, clone, BATF, SGDN, Nike, Atlas, Delta, TWA, Kiwi, PGP 2.6.2., PGP 5.0i, PGP 5.1, siliconpimp, Lynch, 414, Face, Pixar, IRIDF, eternity server, Skytel, Yukon, Templeton, LUK, Cohiba, Soros, Standford, niche, 51, H&K, USP, ^, sardine, bank, EUB, USP, PCS, NRO, Red Cell, Glock 26, snuffle, Patel, package, ISI, INR, INS, IRS, GRU, RUOP, GSS, NSP, SRI, Ronco, Armani, BOSS, Chobetsu, FBIS, BND, SISDE, FSB, BfV, IB, froglegs, JITEM
>>77553426
>>77553426
>be FBI agent
>have to spend your time browsing terrible troll threads for hours on end trying to figure out if the person is a serious threat or not
I can't imagine a worse job.
This is a japanese image board, we are just shit posters, fuck off REEEEE pls soviet commissar I approve of glorious social democracy and progress! praise communism anti-racism, and antifa! government knows best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
I'm not getting b& irl for shitposting.
>>77554187
You shouldn't post that anon. That's how you get V&ed. Are you trying to get the newbs in trouble?
>>77560660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vig2XuWzDR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQEYJd7n4JE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlwvdaUyjbA
>>77553426
Well fuck the FBI
Only old fats remember this
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68864
>>77560798
Except the FBI would just backtrace you, see that you're a harmless virgin NEET, and move on.
>>77557722
checked and keked
>/pol/ isn't monitored by FBI/CIA software
Oh you poor souls
http://www.snopes.com/bernie-sanders-glow-sticks/
>>77554182
They don't give a shit about terrorists, they're watching the people. It's all false flags bro.
>>77557716
The word is niggardly, my good sir.
>>77554475
TRANSPOLITICAL RIGHTS NOW!
>>77556664
>Ted was right, good goy!
another day, another jew shilling ebil mad bomber Kaczynski on /pol/
Praise the world socialist republic headed by American Govenrnment and corporations/"cooperatives"/"trade unions", equality, social justice, end to racism, end to evil redneck stupid unenlightened low iq uneducated racist gun tottens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPKH4GHiihg
>>77553426
what about us on record shitposters?
bomb bomb president airplane bomb
kill the president voice the reason unify that single line
who has some child porn, I want to see it
murder your local mayor for white power it's easy
kill unguarded city council members top kek
the holocaust is false check your facts
Well shit. When they come for me all thy have to do is knock and ask me why I said these things.
And I will reply, I am an American. Now get off my property or I will kill you with my high powered rifle.
>>77556808
I agree with you.
Even though he is being satirical, he has already beached laws.
Even calling Obama the N word is technically illegal (hate speech laws).
Now that he has technically broken the law, if the US Feds were to tip off our Feds this guy has a real probability of being buttfucked, and the satire all of a sudden carries alot more weight.
>>77559736
atleast it isn't the old pedo gorechan
they couldn't take back some of they shit they'd have to look at.
>>77561169
death to anti semites israel greatest ally, iran must pay, palestine is not a real state, Communism is good on paper but logisicis aren't good, Israels right to exist is non negociable, Jews are chosens of God.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHM_PHKpKyU
>>77561198
You know the funny thing is that they "may" not raid your home, but you can bet your ass that they will flag your ISP account and monitor all your activity
>>77560969
the virgin neets are the ones doing all this shit kek
that nigga was gay and couldn't make a baby so he shot up a club
>>77560330
Got moar m? That's sexy
>>77560192
Knock knock? That's why I was gone so long I was just masturbaitng habahahahah
>>77561324
Oh well shit.
The DHS can watch tranny porn with me.
It's 2016 niggerloving party slut.
If you are between 8 and 80 and not on a list you are a pussy.
>>77553426
Hey, I'm going to rape 60 billion muslims with my untraceable ghost ar-16 AKA "Babykiller McJewOven". Anyone want to join me? I'm going to be using SHYGDDT rounds out of the LZ on mother base(which are belong to us), the codeword is "shop the whop", but in cursive so the niggers can't read it. Any other fellow terrorists want to post their loadout? Pic related, it's me
BTW my name is mohammed abdul ackbar, come sext me on myspace you infidel CIA pigdogs
>>77561198
this desu
>>77561324
>thinking anybody gives a shit about what uou virgins post on this site
Everything gets deleted in 2 hours anyway theres nothing to fucking monitor
Wow u fucking shills live in lala land
Prolly vote clinton too cucks
>>77561280
whites are responsible for many crimes like COLONIALISM, WARS, GREED, AND SLAVERY, #endtowhites #destroywhiteness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK2lNuiD7gM
we need to round up all racists and antisemites and toss them in prisons for hatespeach, 2nd amendment is archaic and not fit for modern world, praise UN.
>>77553426
White people aren't the terrorists though, Feds know this
>>77553426
affected
>>77561468
Terrorists aren't important what is important is controlling you.
>>77554511
Godspeed, Brother! You fight the good fight!
>>77561122
It's wierd that I was made fun of for supporting him two years ago, now he has traction here because of the anniversary. Message to the Hebrews. Mr ted has always been main man friend of mine
>>77554511
shit rip
>>77553426
If the FBI's really watching us, you guys SUCK ASS for letting $Hillary be the nominee - a bag of moldy potatoes would be a better candidate
>>77553426
They can monitor there asses off. As long they are unabel to read ones mind they cant do shit.
There is no salvation no rescure. Just cleaning up after a happening.
Thats a sad fact.
>>77554517
I feel bad for the eternal lurkers.
I see you out there, lone wolves
So this is how Soviet citizens felt, well gulag awaits us all comrades for not supporting this government.
>>77553426
I don't have to be careful, I live in a free country. feels good living in a shithole.
Come and take it Obama
>>77561443
>Everything gets deleted in 2 hours anyway
TOP FUCKING KEK 10/10
>>77555367
The FBI can't rape Aussies!
>>77561730
You little pussy bitch.
You are the most Free human to ever walk the face of this Earth. Pretend like your balls dropped and you are a man.
>>77553426
Like I give a shit. I lost all my fucking guns in a boating accident.
I'm actually quite pleased that this document refers to this as a terrorist act. Contradicts what their boss says.
>>77554644
>AND THEN STICK MY FINGER IN MY ASSHOLE UNTIL I'M MAKING BALLS OF SHIT IN MY ANUS AND LICK MY FINGER
SKREAM IN MOI PUSSAYY FEDS, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT SENPAI
DESU
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This means somehting politically and is actually secret code. Its how we communicate and ID each other annonimously.
HERE's more
sfdohfsa;kngfkdngfksfdhsfs
you're a fagoot oshfahfshfsfhskhfskd hf
DESU
>>77561443
>Everything gets deleted in 2 hours anyway
Do you not know about all the third party archiving sites like Moe, Fukka, 4plebs archive etc?
>>77561866
You are the most Free human to ever walk the face of this Earth.
Nope, I have next to no freedoms, only allowances of what isn't inconvenient for glorious democracy makers.
>>77553426
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>>77555630
Lol officially cucked for life
