Lets see
>Orcs
Niggers
>Undead
Jews
>Tauren
Native Americans/Greens/Ecologists
>Trolls
Stoners/Drug activists
>Blood elves
White liberals/Queers
Meanwhile, the Alliance = proud defenders of tradition, culture, and civilization
>>77513790
you clearly never have played wow
not
> goblins
jews
gtfo noob
>>77513790
>Be black
>Orc master race
I am fine with this.
Oh and hide monkey threads, report monkey posts
>undead
>Jews
Um, the nose knows
Actually, I was toying around the with the Dark Iron Dwarves the other day. Sort of a throwaway subrace of the Alliance's for quite some time until semi-recently they began to become part of larger society. Their story is actually pretty weirdly sad in a /pol/ context
>build city and establish empire
>homelands ruined
>live in blasted ash-wastes
>stay strong
>extremely powerful military
>coup staged by alliance operatives
>emperor killed
>his wife, daughter of bronzebeard dwarves, takes thrown
>all dissenters killed
>dark irons once more in contact with larger dwarf society
>they begin to integrate
>dark iron culture being threatened because of this
>they will become ONE BIG RACE after long enough
Bronzebeard agitators are trying to destroy the strong Dark Iron Clan.
>>77513790
Goblins are literally banker jews how could you get it so wrong? Has Cataclysm not come out yet in Brazil or something?
>Undead
>Jews
How could you fuck up this hard?! Delet thread and try again tomorrow. You can't save this.
wow is shit
>>77513790
Someone doesn't know their lore. I bet you think mop was the best expansion.
>>77513790
>>77513950
I consider the undead to be the white race post-enrichment.
Die you alliance scum. You will never know glory. We are objectively the most alpha masterfaction in Azeroth while you are just praying not to be crushed by the mighty Horde.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC-ol6xY5zQ
>"Hah! Do you remember nothing of honor? Of glory on a battlefield? You, who would parley with the humans, who allowed warlocks to practice their dark magics right under our feet? You are weak.
>We are the Orcish Horde, the True Horde! We die, bloody and thrashing on the field of battle, like true orcs should!
>I won't let MY people starve to death in the desert. I will stop at nothing - NOTHING - to ensure a proud and glorious future for the orcs and anyone with the courage to stand with us.
>Doubt is for the weak! Fight your fears! Conquer your hatred! This is but a test of our strength. We will pass this trial, just as we have passed others.
>When death arrives, will you stand and face it or kneel in defeat?
>If our enemies should choose to push us, we will drive them into the ground!
>Anger, hatred, fear, they are weapons of war. The tools of a Warchief.
>My people should have taken this world long ago, during the First War! But they fell to corruption in their weakness. They allowed the pitiful races of Azeroth to join the Horde. I will succeed where they have failed, and no power in this world can stop me!
>For the true horde!
>Blood and thunder!
>Die with honor!
>The power flows through me. The power to crush your world, and everything on it.
>Lok'tar Ogar!
>>77514804
underated post
>>77514362
They already live in a Cataclysm
Orcs act all strong and alpha but when it comes down to it they're just mudslimes and niggers.
"MUH LOKTAR"
They fuck up everything they touch like Africa.
Look at Ashenvale. The Night elves lived well and cared for the land efficiently until the horde fucked it up because muh fel magix
>>77515509
>muh trees
We fucking used it to create wepons to slay you, alliance scum.
>>77515153
Azeroth being invaded by orcnigs is no different than Europe being zerg rushed by sandniggers. Also durotar is literally africa
>muh survival
Dwarves are short ugly people with huge noses. Their racial ability is literally called "find treasure".
>>77515831
Not necessarily. We came to murder you not to leech on your welfare state and you were weak.
>>77513790
I never got why the orcs and the rest would ally with the undead. The undead want everyone else to be undead, right? Why the fuck would you join them for fuck's sake?
Someone educate me how this is logical in this retarded sjw game again?
GNOME PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
>>77514804
This, Lordaeron used to be great kingdom but now it has become shit.
>>77513790
>He thinks Blood Elves aren't ultra national socialists.
>He thinks Undead are Jews.
>Muh multiculturalism
>Muh noble savages
There's no virtue in being poor and downtrodden. Horde is literally muh gibs: the faction.
>>77516125
So you're basically somalis
>>77513790
The Horse is also a representation of the harshness of the private sector i,e, a fight for survival, not knowing where the next penny or morsel is coming from but somehow still staying alive in the desert of life.
The Alliance is the public sector getting everything on a plate with a gravy train to polish their decadent political palaces.
Take your pick.
>>77513790
I play a blonde haired blue-eyed human and literally just grief people in world pvp until they rage quit. The goal is to destroy the population of Horde race.
>>77516241
He was against multiculturalism and diversity
Fuck him
The alliance needs more multiculturalism and diversity
Thank god he died
Horde has better racials for pve, although marginal, they still play a significant role when it comes to cutting edge raiding.
>>77516688
I meant The Horde not the Horse. Damn you proof reading. Lok'tar Ogar.
>>77513790
>Undead
>Jews
You've never played WoW, have you?
Both sides are shit
LONG LIVE THE CRUSADE
Literally the opposite of multiculturalism
>>77516716
أن تعيش في سلام ، كافر
Your lands will be Horde, too, kafir
>>77513790
>goblins not the jews
Trolls are clearly and obviously the niggers, orcs are the wetbacks
>super violent
>came from somewhere else
Wait what's wrong with ecology?
>>77513790
>Undead
>Jews
Oy Vey!
>>77516183
This guy gets it! I stand with you brother. Keep the Gnome society pure.
>>77515831
>Azeroth being invaded by orcnigs is no different than Europe being zerg rushed by sandniggers
It's also no different from European conquests in Africa and Asia.
>Also durotar is literally africa
Orcs didn't come from Durotar, lad - they came from Draenor, but established their home in Durotar after Medivh told Thrall to leave the Eastern Kingdoms and sail to Kalimdor. It was the nigger trolls that lived in Durotar.
>you'd know this if you played warcraft 1-3
>>77516241
>>77514804
>implying Forsaken aren't the most redpilled race in WoW
GAS THE LIVING! RACE WAR NOW!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eYNCCu0y-Is
>green is the color of Islam
>burning legion is green
>Alliance made up of noble warriors, the American ideal
>Horde made up of diverse people, just like American minorities of the left
Is Legion a warning against radical Islam? That we have to work together stop it?
>>77518761
forsaken are the only worthwhile horde race...
i guess blefs can come too.
>>77517621
dont they follow a demon and become mostly undead?
>>77518922
Legion are bigger Jews
They work in secret thinking of how to take over and destroy the world
>Orcs
Yes they are ooga booga nignogs
>Undead
Actually red pilled. They don't actually give a fuck about the Horde and just uses them because they don't want to be wiped out by the Alliance. And the Horde uses the Forsaken because they have a steady hold on Lordareon.
>Tauren
Strong but few in numbers. They are actually some what close to being wiped out by Centaurs. They helped the Orcs settled in Kalimdor, in return they are steadfast allies.
>Trolls
Degenerates. Cannibalism, voodoo, mind control, sacrificing their own kind. They are just bad news.
>Blood elves
Dumb retards and nothing less. 1 human fucks them over and suddenly all other humans and their allies are enemies. They have no place in the Horde and they know it. They belong with the Alliance, which would take them in and secure land and borders. But they are cucked by Sylvanas.
>Goblins
Literal Jews. Even their own sons would screw their fathers over if it meant he could get a profit over it. They care nothing for no one and everything for themselves. A race like that is doomed on their own, which is why they cling to the Horde.
>>77513950
They're more Mexican if anything
Jews are literally the Goblins. They own the banks and everything. Lol you've never played WoW
>>77513950
>>77514362
>>77514365
>>77519320
Ok, goblin players are pretty hard to see here (most hordes are either orcs or belves) so I basically forgot they existed. I associated undead with jews because they look pale and inhuman but if goblins are the banker jews what would undead be?
Also
>Huojin pandaren
Red Chinese?
>>77515153
>horde
>honor
kek
>>77518535
Its different. The horde menace is a bunch of untermenschen races trying to conquer an established, thriving, right wing traditional society. The opposite would be true tho
I know they're not from durotar but all horde locations are still primitive shitholes while Stormwind and Ironforge are literally Europe
>>77513790
>Draenei
Rapefugees: they fucked up their world, escaped to Draenor, fucked up the native Orcs by bringing their shit with them (Demons)
>Orcs
Actual white people: imported lots of Draenei unwillingly, some of them allied with Demons who subsequently split their own world apart (Gul'dan is actually Trudeau/Merkel)
>Humans, Dwarves
Russia and Eastern bloc countries: Orcs landed on Azeroth trying to retake their life back, but the cultural clash with the Humans leads to misunderstandings
>Elves
lel asians, Finland
>implying this isn't how things really are
I always hated about Warcraft how Alliance / Horde work together.
I LOVED Garrosh for doing what The Horde should had done years ago, engage war with The Alliance.
>>77516183
gnome death knights
because horde players lose their minds when they think they're getting beat by kids.
>>77519126
>1 human fucks them over
It was the lack of help from the others whilst one fucks them over.
>>77519126
Blood elves were actually in talks with joining the alliance at the end of garrosh's rule in MoP then Jaina went crazy and closed that door
>>77519126
>>Blood elves
>Dumb retards and nothing less. 1 human fucks them over and suddenly all other humans and their allies are enemies. They have no place in the Horde and they know it. They belong with the Alliance, which would take them in and secure land and borders. But they are cucked by Sylvanas.
Confirmed never played a Belf, the Alliance sent spies and saboteurs to fuck with them at their weakest to try and force them to join back with the Alliance before they even joined the Horde.
>>77520011
But the DRAEnei are from DRAEnor
>>77520020
Literally did nothing wrong. He's definitely Trump tier
HOW CAN EVEN HUMANS COMPETE WITH THE SUPERIOR BGC (big green coxk)
>>77519922
I don't know, lad - Quel'Thalas looks pretty nice to me.
To me, the alliance seems like the worst of the Europeans.
>Dwarves
literally the eternal anglo
>Humans
German cucks who always ruin everything, like Arthas fucking shit up, etc.
>>77520357
seems pretty accurate
>>77520357
>Ireland = Dwarves
They have Scottish accents for fuck's sake.
Greymane is the hero we need.
We need another wall.
>>77520020
kinda makes sense for the legion premise though... [spoiler] I did like that fight in the beta where the horde and allies are attacking the same demon [spoiler]that nearly kills tirion[/spoiler] with sylvannas and Wyrnn making fun of each other in goodwill [/spoiler]
>this entire goodamn thread
>>77520372
The Elves did not help the humans either, when the Humans were getting pushed hard by Arthas. Instead the Elves closed their gates, turtled up and taunted Arthas to try and break them. Which he did, and fucked them so hard he literally killed 90% of their entire race.
Honestly, the Blood elves are one of the most dumbest races in the game. They should have just fought with the Humans from the very beginning. Where do you think Garithos got his hatred from? The humans had to fend off the Undead for themselves. And then the Elves has the audacity to come and demand help after they got beat.
>>77520986
Fuck furries
Everyone plays as a worgen is a furry
>>77520584
>But the DRAEnei are from DRAEnor
Actually, not.
Draenei are a subset of the Eredars who fled from Argus (another planet in Warcraft's lore);
Draenei means "exiled" in their language and Draenor was named by Eredars.
Someone find the Warcraft movie reviews where they compare the orcs to niggers/refugees and whine about how racist it is
>>77516716
This. I used to play a blonde male Human Paladin till Cataclysm. That killed the game I loved and I haven't played it since.
I would get so many level 1 human alts giving me death threats and such after I kill the horde. It is always amusing to know that my paladin has caused such pain and anguish.
One interesting thing I noticed was going to Blizzcon. The horde fan base were very SJW (purple hair, ring in nose, bullies) and they were always pushing and screaming at anyone who was alliance.
>>77520584
Nigger the draenei are not from draenor
>>77521249
Mario gets it
>Orcs are niggers
>Implying
>Garrosh becomes Warchief
>Has to fix everything due to Thrall's cuck fetish to prep the Human bull constantly
>Quits being a cuck to Alliance
>Invades Alliance territory to save his people
>Kills degenerates and hates Undead
>Saves the entire Orcish race from Demonic influence
>>77520728
GREENED
I've been thinking about starting WoW, which is the best race on the Alliance? Best looking, specifically (no homo)
>>77515153
https://youtu.be/OXKMHMQNo8I?t=163 The Alliance could destroy the Horde if they really wanted to.
>>77521974
>I've been thinking about starting WoW
Think again. Not only will it take over your life but it's not even a good game anymore.
>>77521974
Play on a private server instead. And play Human.
>>77513790
and most of them hate each other, hell the undead would poisongas literally every race just for the lols
>>77522054
>Varian not dismantling The Horde
What the fuck?
Varian could have ended the war. Alliance will never have another chance to wipe out The Horde from Azeroth. The Alliance had an advantage. The Horde was weakened.
Varian is a traitor to the Alliance.
>>77513790
Horde
>Orcs
Africans/Samoans
>Undead (Lordaeron former Humans)
European/Working Class Londoners, With Some Aristocratic Families (The Barovs, Menethils, ) The remaining still living Humans in the region are largely based on Crusading Europeans/Inquisitions/Catholics
>Tauren
Native Americans
>Trolls
Carribbean Islanders (Jamaica, Bahamas)
>Blood elves
Euopean Aristocracy/French Nobility with Nordic Appearance
>Goblins
Ashkenazi Jews
Alliance
>Humans (Azerothian)
English/Anglo, Descendents of Arathi (Arathi = Germanic tribes, Saxons, Anglos)
>Dwarves
Scots, Irish
>Night Elves
Amazonian, hints of Celt and East Asian cultures
>Gnomes
Steampunk infused Industrial era Europeans/Americans with Da Vinci-esque Blueprints inspired architecture and machinery
>Worgen
19th Century Englanders/Jack the Ripper era Londoners.
>>77517868
Learn about the European Green parties
>>77521974
Human masterrace
>>77520728
how can orcs even compete with superior BPC (big purple cock)
>>77520357
Humans basically speak a language called common and it is very similar to Latin so I wouldn't call them English
>>77513790
>>Undead
>Jews
..hey.. Fuck you! I'm no fucking kike!
In this game tards used to play alliance, while the ones who liked to fuck them over horde. Well here in shitroop on bloodfeather etc.
>Blood elves
hippies
>Dwarfs
polish..you got me there
>worgen
sneaky jews, trying to hide who they are
>humans
libtard idiots SJWs
>gnomes
c'mon
>dranei
faggots
Alliance = cucks
Before they were too on the servers, all the cool dudes and dudettes played horde here
>>77522501
>orcs
>not Mongols
explain yourself
>>77520085
Nothing angers Horde more than dying to Gnomes.
Is the Alliance equivalent male Blood Elves? I get mad when I see them.
>>77513790
>alliance
Bunch of SJWS
>horde
Loose coalition of peoples trying to protect themselves from the alliance sjws
>>77513790
NANDO MOURA SEU BANDIDO
>>77522501
>Orcs
>Africans/Samoans
God damnit stop comparing orks(orkanger, orkeyjar people) to niggers
It weren't their fault that the anglos had been cucked at that time and were smaller than us.
The Warcraft lore is redpilled as fuck, unintentionally so.
>Thousands of years ago, Trolls were the dominant humanoid race
>Form primitive Troll empire
>Some Trolls migrate to new, more favourable environments
>Evolve into Night Elves
>Troll empire fails as Night Elves are the dominant race
>Night Elves span the entire continent, conquering almost everything
>Night elf society grows prosperous and decadent, starts turning matriarchal.
>Queen Azshara runs the Night Elf empire at its peak
>Takes interest in violent race of demons, solely out of lust for their power and patriarchal leader
>Invites hordes of demon migrants into the Night Elf empire
>Average Night Elf citizens getting murdered by demons
>Night Elf elites consider themselves above this and continue anyways
>Invasion continues, citizens finally start getting pissed
>Eventually Demon invasion gets fucked up by Night Elves rebelling
>Entire Night Elf empire is fractured
>Surviving Highborn Night Elves want to rebuild their once great society with magic
>Other Night Elves are afraid of magic and exile them
>Night Elves continue matriarchal rule under Tyrande Whisperwind
>Night Elf society continues to deteriorate
>The Highborn, led by Anasterian Sunstrider (patriarchal rule) leave and build a new prosperous society
>The Highborn evolve into High Elves (literal Aryan race)
Hell, even the modern trolls are constantly shouting "WE WUZ KANGZ."
>>77523032
I've always thought so
They're just so smug and are never being played by skilled players
Kinda like male Draenei death knights
Garrosh did nothing wrong
>Brought up learning about how great his father was
>Brought up learning about the great, mighty Orc only Horde
>Is forced into the position of Warchief even after telling Thrall "No, I don't want to be Warchief, I'm not read"
>Deals with problems hands-on and is extremely successful with both growing and maintaining the Horde
>Gives the Goblins a major role in society even though they were pretty worthless beforehand
>Stops the Undead from plaguing everything up which in turn saves the Worgen
>Alliance have a fucking military Garrison close to the Horde's capital city
>Alliance have TWO military garrisons close to the Horde's capital city
>They break the treaty of Theramore by sending North Watch scouts into Durotar
>Garrosh bombs the fuck out of Theramore in retaliation
>"WAAAAAAH, GARROSH IS A BIG MEANY!!"
>He does everything he can to bolster the Horde's strength for the assault on his capital
>Other Horde leaders turn on him so a Troll can get put in power
>Alliance literally makes a bitch out of the Horde
>Vol'jin dies in the next expansion anyways
Garrosh was the strongest leader they've had since his father, Thrall is such a little bitch boi
>>77523091
>Trolls evolve into Night elves
wait what
>>77513790
goblins are jews, orcs are refugees, undead are nationalistic communists
>>77522121
>And play Human.
>"The Swede is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a homo, tranny, nigger cock sucker, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a 'Swede' and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I’ve been found out.'"
Fucking kill the alliance SJWs and fucking burn down Stormwind.. Is it still worth doing? or just for achievement?
>>77523213
Trolls are proto-elves, read the lore.
>>77523213
It was a theory for a long time, but the World of Warcraft: Chronicles finally confirmed it.
why is the rest of the world so cucked by jewzard/
>>77523091
>even the modern trolls are constantly shouting "WE WUZ KANGZ."
"Dis was our land... TROLL land."
>>77523213
Dark Trolls that were settled around the Well of Eternity were affected by its magic (I believe) and evolved into Elves, they are nocturnal Elves because they were nocturnal Trolls who are believed to have worshipped the moon.
>>77523443
Watcraft Movie is non-canon
>>77513790
>Undead
>Jews
Holy shit you fucked up big.
>>77523063
Not to mention varian is gonna die soon and his pacifist #notallhorde son is gonna take over. RIP in pieces alliance.
>>77523091
The troll and elven lineage is the idea that night elves descended from trolls. Whether this is the case, is unknown since Blizzard's history of Azeroth does not make such a claim. It does state that the night elves are descended from "a primitive tribe of nocturnal humanoids" who were feral and nomadic (a few sources call this tribe the "Kaldorei".)
trolls descending from night elves definitely is not canon, and I'm assuming it will never be canon since they would have established it with WotLK along with dwarves and gnomes or with Cata if they wanted to.
>>77523063
You are joking right?
>Orcs - violent, muslim migrants who dindu' nuffin'
>Undead - the most degenerate race in WoW, people who are dead inside who worship a sexualized elf. Matriarchy in its purest form.
>Trolls, violent, drug using canabals from the forest.
>Tauren, a once noble people who have accepted and assimilated the Orcs into Kalimdor, the Orcs now rule there, not the Tauren.
>Blood elves, crack addicts who will steal from the most divine beings alive to sate their lust.
>Goblins, greedy money lenders who want to push as many races together so they can turn a profit.
The Horde is literally everything wrong with the world. The noble alliance stays separate, until times of great strife where they need to ally to overcome certain defeat.
>Human paladin isn't the absolute pinnacle of World of Warcraft.
>>77523435
Reading modern warcraft lore tends to give me cancer so I avoid it
>>77523213
Trolls that lived near well of eternity turned into night elfs form wells magic.
After it is destroyed those practicing druidism stay night elfs while arcane magic users become high elfs and naga (those that still followed queen Azshara.
>>77523641
Night Elves being descendants of Trolls was confirmed in World of Warcraft: Chronicles recently.
>>77523651
Undead are straight up nazis you kid. Besides, if you actually played the game, you'd know all the liberals and muh morals liberals play ally.
>>77513790
The Jews are undead for sure. They are the evil race that manipulated the orcs
>>77523651
this, literally every horde player gets extremely butthurt over human paladins
>>77523889
How are the Undead Nazis?
>>77523350
>>77522121
ok that was funny I forgot last word
>"The Swede is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a homo, tranny, nigger cock sucker, that he can't ski for shit, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a 'Sven' and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I’ve been found out.'"
Nobody can bant us... not even straya... nothing sticks to us... Not a single thing.. only thing is if somebody fuck with our fish
>>77513790
The goblins are jews, they are always going on about money and trying to screw people, they have big noses, I made a big troll one time about Tanaris being the promise land.
>>77513790
I'd rather be an Alpha Orc than a beta Human who can't defend his land.
>>77513790
Wouldn't demons be the Jews?
>>77516375
I was always Alliance. :^)
>>77522619
>BPC
>not BBC (big blue cock)
>>77523889
Undead are hideous abominations; they were once a proud noble people who gave in to corruption. Now they seek to kill their brethren, all that they once were.
If that isn't a liberal cuck IDK what is.
>>77524028
Orcs got kicked out of their home, they're literally niggers. Whats up with eastern europeans all choosing horde
>>77523971
They love to gas other races and take their land while genociding said races.
>>77524313
>kicked out of their home.
No, they literally made it an unlivable hellscape, much like the middle east. Now they seek to take the ripe fertile planet Azeroth away from the natives.
The worst part is some of the natives actually INVITE them in.
They die in glorious battle to one day meet orc allah.
>>77521237
>They should have just fought with the Humans from the very beginning.
They left the alliance because of their retarded policies of muh internment camps.
>Where do you think Garithos got his hatred from?
His family was murdered in the second war while he was defending Quelthalas, so he hates them because he believes he should have remained defending his home. It wasn't the elves fault.
>And then the Elves has the audacity to come and demand help after they got beat.
Wut? Kael joined Garithos with his best troops to retake Dalaran, Lordemare lake and try to retake Silverpine; while Garithos send nothing to Quelthalas. Then he tried to execute all of them.
>>77524285
>were once a proud noble people
Since when? They got raised up by the lich king to fight for the scourge and are trying to survive while they fight off religious zealots and humans (who they once were) their leader is a woman who saved them from the lich king. Have you even played them? You'd know you're full of shit if you did.
>>77524313
How do you fight a titan tho?
>>77524012
THIS!
The goblins are actually the jews! There is no doubt about it. I withdraw my worgen claim
a goblin could also be an arab, always with their shady deals and shit, actually not the worst people to bargin with I grant the degenerate goat fuckers that.
Same arab, jew.. offspring of the same tree
>>77524695
If you fight them they win
>>77523651
>>Tauren, a once noble people who have accepted and assimilated the Orcs into Kalimdor, the Orcs now rule there, not the Tauren.
Tauren are still noble, the only reason they ally with the niggorcs is because they helped defeat the nigger centaur and the niggorc shaman were kindred spirits. They don't like Undead and wish to cure them, distrust Blood Elves because of their magical taint and Trolls for their cannibalism and dindu voodoo, and they don't like Goblins for their disrespect towards the natural world. They obviously hate demons and the legion, so they will never be cucked by Sargeras like the blood elves and niggorcs were.
They respect the strength of their enemy as long as the fight is honourable and strive to attain peace but also willing to defend their homeland with hoof and horn.
They're the only Horde race worthy of respect, despite being barbaric beast-men compared to the civilised races of the Alliance.
>>77524695
get a root axe blessed by cenarius.... or be Mediv's Mom
>>77524553
>Saved from the lich king
>she isn't using valk'yr to raise more hideous abominations to fight and kill humans
>she isn't using plague that she was banned from using
After the lich king fell she had no business attacking Gilneas, or any other human settlement for that matter. She is the Lich King now in all but name, a degenerate cunt that needs to be purged from Lordaeron.
The crusade will come for her.
>>77520889
hidden rare
>>77525057
>Hidden
>Rare
Nightelves fucking have Yggdrasil?
Those damn hippies... 3 norns should sit there, no elfs there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-YCtdu7gAM
>Vrykul are pretty obvious
Let's make this a WoW porn thread.
>>77524905
when you fight alongside savages to murder innocents you lose any nobility you once had.
>>77525030
She needs more people because once they die, they die for good. No reproduction no nothing. Gotta look out for your own people.
>>77523651
/thread
only nignogs, wiggers, pink haired feminists, emasculated nu-males and sjw's play horde
>>77524313
aren't you on your own servers?
Prob with wow now these days is that people can have both sides on one server, so doing BG is lame as shit, because people just swap sides like kurds when shit doesn't go well.
So it's either always win all the time. Or have no player.
Fuck that shit we're all horde here. Oslo is prolly all SJW alliance.
>>77521388
>One interesting thing I noticed was going to Blizzcon. The horde fan base were very SJW (purple hair, ring in nose, bullies) and they were always pushing and screaming at anyone who was alliance.
These are the "people" who Chris Metzen panders to and and they in turn eat up all of his shut.
>>77525447
And high end raid teams.
>>77525371
>>77525395
>her own people
She's not even the same race.
>the undead aren't just arrows in her quiver
She doesn't give a fuck about her people, she just uses them as pawns so she doesn't die. She is motivated by nothing else, after she 'killed' herself at Icecrown she saw hell, when she came back she was too much of a coward to face justice in the afterlife.
The forsaken mean nothing to her.
>>77525447
Then why do I find more SJWS playing alliance? Just go into any realms trade chat on alliance and you'll see what I mean.
>>77513790
if anything undead are corporations
constantly trying to push plague
>>77525540
DAMNIT Come on Sven and Bant us, you've been avoiding us all day.
Damnit sven needs help guys... if this was 15 years ago they would all be hammering me like a bunch of somalis getting a rice drop.
>>77525581
Confirmed for not knowing shit when you said
>the forsaken mean nothing to her.
And that's a weird part. Supposedly forsaken are all human, right? Then there's Sylvanas. A high elf.
>>77513950
You've seen the dwarves right? If there's a more accurate description of jews I've yet to see it.
>>77519261
Are you kidding? They are literally a walking jewish stereotype. Surprised they've gotten away with it to be honest.
>>77523651
>Blood elves, crack addicts
Almost none of the Blood elves are Wretched
A lot of Horde players I met and talked with are Bernie supporters =/
>>77516375
Alliance
>children
>bad pvp
>bad raids
>cancerous trade chats; spam of meme tier garbage
Horde
>mainly adults
>novelized in fantasy
>good pvp
>great raids
>exciting trade chats filled with engaging conversation
Yeah, you're right. /pol/ is definately alliance based.
Really makes you think...
>>77522531
>european green parties = tauren
Well, you're a huemonkey so I understand.
>>77526049
I didn't compare tauren to european green parties specifically. He asked what was so bad about ecologism and i gave him an example
>>77525831
They don't mean anything to her,
"The humans will serve their purpose," she answered, her mind already calculating. "They believe they are liberating the city. Let them fight on our behalf and spend themselves for our gain. They are"—she stumbled upon an analogy she'd used before—"arrows in our quiver."
The heaving mass of undead clapped and coughed and hacked gleefully in assent. Sylvanas regarded the whole mob coldly. And so are you, she thought to herself. Arrows I will aim at Arthas's heart."
Her 'people' mean as much to her as her enemy. She only keeps them around after arthas death to protect her, she doesn't give a fuck about them.
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/lore/leader-story/sylvanas-windrunner/3#readmode
>>77522439
This.
It's only a matter of time before the dirty brown Horde wants the shining walls and beautiful women of the honorable Alliance, and seeks to take what the Alliance worked for, by brute force.
And then run it straight into the ground, just like real life niggers.
>>77526022
>bad pvp
checked the ladders lately mi familia?
>>77520357
>gnomes not japanese
>orcs not pre-cucked germans
>draenei not slavs
>dwarves not scotts
>tauren not native american
Wew, talk about retarded picture.
>Alliance w/ Garithos
Based
>Alliance w/o Garithos
Cucked beyond belief
Horde is the best faction now.
>>77526373
I stopped caring back in 2010
I assume it's alliance dominated now because the only thing to do in that game is RP now?
>>77515681
Why? Were you too dumb to mine for ore, make shining armor and weapons from it, and then take your enemy that way?
You still stick with this hide and sharpened stick bullshit? You destroyed thousands of year old forests to make a spear that lasted you a month, tops. Everything you touch turns to barren shit.
>>77526308
If you read even a page of the book after the lich king dies, she goes through a sort of crisis. The only reason she was there was to avenge her and her people. After he died, she didn't know what to do and actually tried killing herself. But she kept seeing visions of her people killing themselves before the alliance got there to torture and kill them. Then the valkyr showed up and she talked to them and they convinced her to fight and live for her people.
>>77513790
Orcs are literal niggers
>Dem raycis humans be oppresing us
>We be building portals when they farming
>We wuz warchiefs n shiet
>>77522501
>orcs are niggerrs
Niggers can't build mana-nukes or have chances in taking over the world by brute force. Orcs are literally pre-cucked germans.
>>77514291
the dark iron dwarves literally tried to summon a fire elemental in a turf war and ended up destroying vast amount of land creating the blackrock mountain and summoning ragnaros they arent good at all
>>77514804
Good call, i was never able to properly assign the undead until now
>>77520357
>Blood Elves
>literally exterminated by the undead
>gain prominence after given back their homeland
>profits off of the horde alliance war
Hmmmmm. Smells like elf-posting on this board recently.
>>77520728
The Human cock may be small, but only dumb races have huge penises.
The proper size for a penis is 3 inches, so blood flow can reach the brain faster
>>77526480
Human trait is OP as fuck. Iirc the best 5v5 team was mainly humans.
Who /warrior masterrace/ here?
>Is the Horde the most accurate figurative representation of the left ever?
Honourable and closer to the land and their ancestors?
>>77525831
Sylvanas being an elf is part of the reason the Forsaken are cucks. They can't even follow a leader from their own race. They built a whole cult of personality around an outsider and do her bidding. That makes them cucks.
>faction war eventually ends with no clear winner
>horde can't handle peace so they start rebelling in their cities
>horde allowed to live in stormwind and alliance cities
>the alliance welcomes them and rebuilds the park into a horde quarter
>only ones that don't come in huge numbers are Tauren and Blood elves who distance themselves from the Horde
>after a while it turns into a slum and starts spreading to other districts
>the lack of war makes the citizens soft and sympathetic to the horde barbarians
>orcs and trolls try to kill and rape humans, Draenei, and Night elves like they always do
>undead start using the plague dubbing it as "rebels"
>humans start to interbreed with orcs and trolls and orcs start performing fel magics in their slum
>anti-Horde movements start to form but are put down quickly or hunted out of town like scarlet crusade
>eventually tensions rise and races start killing each other in the streets
>some humans side with horde but are held captive and killed
>stormwind destroyed yet again
>alliance crumbles as Draenei, Worgen, and Night Elves start expelling horde
>horde sweeps along eastern kingdoms and kills all alliance races remaining
>blood elves and tauren denounce horde but get invaded and destroyed by the horde
>>77513790
Alliance was always reddit tier white knights. Nerds RPing and being immense faggots. Not to mention Horde always raped in PVP. Alliance was for beta cucks, they are a more realistic representation of the left than anything.
I wish if they make warcraft 4
They already have fucked up wow and it is dying
I want warcraft 4 even if it's set in a alternate universe
>>77523201
>Alliance have a fucking military Garrison close to the Horde's capital city
>Alliance have TWO military garrisons close to the Horde's capital city
>They break the treaty of Theramore by sending North Watch scouts into Durotar
>Garrosh bombs the fuck out of Theramore in retaliation
>"WAAAAAAH, GARROSH IS A BIG MEANY!!"
I play alliance but this pretty much. Our side also has it's "dindu nuffin'" moments..
>>77526581
>Sylvanas thought about her people. They had come far from their decimated origins, the yearning, confused mob of fresh corpses huddled about the ruins of Lordaeron's wrecked capital. The Forsaken were truly a nation now: a fetid, gore-caked, hideous mass of lifeless husks, skilled in combat, devastating with the arcane arts, and unhindered by fetters of morality. They had been honed into the perfect weapon. Her weapon. And they had struck the killing blow for which she had built them. She cared nothing for their fate.
"Let them perish!" Sylvanas cried. "I am finished with them!"
She only comes back because later on she is in eternal agony in hell alongside arthas.
>>77513790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNv9nR7QVPk
Garithos was the best
>>77518761
Putress did nothing wrong.
>>77526376
Draenei are as explicitly Indian as Trolls are Jamaican, bruv
>>77526022
I think someone hasn't noticed the top PvP players switched Alliance a year ago.
>>77526954
Technically the race is the undead. So not really. I want undead goat people 2bh
>panda
literally chinks
horde panda = commie chink
alliance panda = chiang kai kek
alliance = muh free world
horde = commitern
>>77527018
Yes, then the valkyr came along and changed her mind. She didn't give no fucks about anything after Arthas died.
>>77527221
she said what i quoted to the valkyr you fucking kumquat.
Hell is what changed her mind.
Weakling.
Thats all you are alliance scum.
Orcs are the most based race in the Warcraft universe. Survival of the fittest.
>>77527336
After she had jumped from ice crown. I know. Then the Valkyr saved her and changed her mind.
Sylvanas is my waifu.
>>77513790
>Orcs
Niggers
>Tauren
PETA, Veganshits
>Trolls
Stoners
>Blood Elves
Queers
>Undead
AIDS infected
>>77520986
greymane: WE ARE GOING TO REBUILD THE WALL AND WE WILL MAKE THE FORSAKEN PAY FOR IT
>>77527134
so did all the kiddies and eternal challengers
>>77527206
>Velen that high
Other than that, honestly can't argue famiglia
>>77524905
>They're the only Horde race worthy of respect, despite being barbaric beast-men compared to the civilised races of the Alliance.
Nigga, the tauren are literally one of the best races in the game.
>honorable
>strong
>morally righteous
>loyal
>peaceful towards everyone if not attacked
>respectful towards their living habitat
They would be a whole lot better member of the Alliance than the backstabbing Gilneas or the Tumblrite-ruled Darnassus.
>>77513790
>>Orcs
>Niggers
the orcs are blatantly German, funny that nazis always call them niggers
>>77527206
>Sylvanas that low
Oh just guess whats happening in the next expansion.
>>77516137
the undead in the horde are called the forsaken because they are dead but they are forsaken to walk the land as a dead man knowing no joys. the scourge, the real undead are under control of the lich king and then Arthas. the true undead.
>>77527206
And yet, guess who gets to be Warchief in Legion?
>>77526957
>>77514230
This the undead are the dnc voter base
>>77527817
Saurfang.
>>77527556
>put dick in her pussy
>wtf is this shit
>pulls out
>penis covered with rotten flesh
>>77513790
Not the villians of Lord of the Rings
>Sauron = Merchant
>Orcs = Dindus
> Goblins = Cellar Dwellers on Reddit/SJWs
>Nazgul = Once based, but now misguided authorities
> Elves = Scandis who refuse to breed and give up on trying
> Dwarves = Slavs, based hard men who are dying out
> Tom Bombadil = Moonman
The list goes on and on senpai
>>77526212
But the Tauren leaders actually want to preserve life in their habitat with ecology for the future generations, not flood their lands with shitskins & betray their own people. That being said, nothing wrong with green ideology if it actually meant preserving a pure living space for YOUR OWN people.
>>77527887
Sylvanas. Though Saurfang would be a good choice. Meanwhile the allies get a pacifist SJW taking over.
You guys are really making me want to play some human alliance.
>>77527932
>tfw you will never be relevant
>>77513790
>perpetuating the "orcs are niggers" meme
Kill yourself, monkey.
Orcs are probably the furthest race from niggers IN Warcraft. Orcs are a blend of Huns, Mongols, Vikings, and the Germanic peoples of the Migration period.
First off, there is NOTHING in history that even suggests subsaharan Africans had armies so powerful that they threatened Europe. Much less actually conquering anything within Europe's boundaries.
However, we do have sources indicating that the Celts, Germanic peoples, Huns, and Mongols, all had massive armies that threatened the traditional European powers of their times.
Modern niggers are a cowardly race who feel the need to attack whites in packs as well as claim their history. Orcs have no such tendencies. Orcs have traditions built around solving conflicts via 1v1 honor duels. Orcs take pride in their own histories, that of great warriors and conquerors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmgang
Not only that, but orcs are closely tied to the wolf. One of the whitest creatures in European mythology. A wolf nurtured the founders of Rome. Wolves were so significant among the early Germanic peoples, that elements meaning "wolf" can still be found in names of Germanic origin TODAY. Hitler himself was named Adolf. Literally "noble wolf."
Let's not forget the iconic orc weapon: the axe. Who the FUCK do you think made the axe popular? The Zulus? No, it was the vikings, the Anglo-Saxons, the Gallowglass, the Varangian Guard, etc.
The orcs (Germans) Holocaust'd the draenei (space traveling Jews who think themselves the "chosen people") and enslaved them. The orcs (Germans) conquered Stormwind (Rome). The orcs (Roman slaves from Gaul/Germania/etc.) were liberated by Thrall (Spartacus/Arminius) and kicked the Alliance's (Rome) ass and earned themselves freedom. (Servile Wars/Battle of Teutoburg Forest).
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>>77528001
>greymane isn't going to take shit over
They're setting up next expac, anduin won't do shit, so we will have Greymane and Sylvanas at the heads of the Alliance and Horde for a Gilneas v Lordearon expansion after legion.
>>77513790
garrosh literally did nothing wrong. debate me
>>77528104
The orcs would then later sail to the Kalimdor (New World) and fight the night elves (hostile natives) for supremacy while also allying with other natives (Tauren, trolls, etc.). Later on, the orcs would industrialize (post-WW1 Germany) under the leadership of a visionary young warrior named Garrosh Hellscream (Adolf Hitler). Under Hellscream's (Hitler) leadership, the Horde is transformed into a super power of uncontested might. With Blitzkrieg-like tactics, Hellscream takes Azeroth (the world) by storm.
Starting a world war, Hellscream is eventually abandoned by the Horde (Italy) and left only with his Kor'kron (Wehrmacht, SS) and despite being outnumbered by the ENTIRE WORLD, it takes the combined forces of the rebel Horde and the Alliance (Russia, Italy, USA, UK, France, etc.) to take Durotar/Orgrimmar (Germany/Berlin).
Being an honorable warrior, Garrosh does not commit suicide and faces his death like a true warrior. He is defeated and captured. Through a twist of fate, he is offered the chance to go back in time and Make Draenor Great Again. (The equivalent of Hitler going back in time and giving tanks and rifles to the Germanic tribes of Antiquity.)
The orcs are not just redpilled, they are the true choice of race for any enlightened White Nationalist. Anyone who disparages orcs as niggers are uneducated nu-males who know nothing of history.
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>comparing orcs to niggers
orcs have
>metallurgy
>magic which takes a lot of training to master
>domestication of wild animals
>architecture with actual wood
>>77528104
Orcs are niggers
>>77528104
so, vikings and germanics are niggers?
>>77527106
Wat? Living next to slavs I think it's safe to say that Draenei are literally militant christian slavs. They even have slavic accent in the game & their leader resembles an orthodox patriarch.
Anyone who chooses orcs over humans every time watches keckporn
>>77513790
Forsaken are more like race traitor edgelords that puts pussy on pedestal (see Sylvanas)
Horde really is the embodiment of the worst incarnation of liberals. They can murder, rape, kill and destroy anyone and anything they want with zero consequences and if people get tired of their shit and retaliate they fall back on their gay shit with #notallorcs or #notallhorde as seen with the Garrosh faggotry. Doesn't matter though because Metzen stated that he doesn't care about Alliance lore anymore and the Alliance only exists to make the Horde look good. I'm just glad I'm on the winning faction because Alliance are beta cucks to tolerate being disrespected like that over and over. Any of their characters that want to take an offensive strike against the horde are always painted as a nazi.
>>77520986
I like the idea of worgen but the animations are shit. Druid only worthwhile class for worgen.
>>77528334
even druids suck. I wish I could just play a gilnean human.
Why would a fucking werewolf cast spells, use a bow and arrow or sword?
It's fucking retarded.
>>77528219
Compelling argument, newfriend!
>>77528104
>>77528202
>>77525512
Not surprised one bit. All the exclusively horde players I've ever met were cunts. Their old pvp racial were pure gibmedat. Glad they buff'd human's racial.
>>77528315
Cuckporn is enjoyable and is redpilled
>>77513950
Fucking Undead territory is basically Israel. They're the main foothold of the Horde in the Eastern Kingdoms (even with Quelthalas being there, it's still overran by bad shit kind of, although honestly by now it should have been rebuilt)
So being the main foothold the Horde let's them get away with too much shit
Remember those nukes they used? Fucking twice?
If Sylvanas becomes the new Warchief in Legion fucking everyone's screwed.
>>77528189
Would play/10
>>77522501
Fixed it.
Horde
>Orcs
Barbarians/Slavs mixed with Tribal Warfare Races
>Undead (Lordaeron former Humans)
European/Working Class Londoners, With Some Aristocratic Families (The Barovs, Menethils, ) The remaining still living Humans in the region are largely based on Crusading Europeans/Inquisitions/Catholics
>Tauren
Native Americans
>Trolls
Carribbean Islanders (Jamaica, Bahamas, Haitians)
>Blood elves
Euopean Aristocracy/French Nobility with Nordic Appearance
>Goblins
Ashkenazi Jews
Alliance
>Humans (Azerothian)
English/Anglo, Descendents of Arathi (Arathi = Germanic tribes, Saxons, Anglos)
>Dwarves
Scots, Irish
>Night Elves
Amazonian, hints of Celt and East Asian cultures
>Gnomes
Steampunk infused Industrial era Europeans/Americans with Da Vinci-esque Blueprints inspired architecture and machinery
>Worgen
19th Century Englanders/Jack the Ripper era Londoners.
>>77528104
>space traveling Jews who think themselves the "chosen people"
Who are the Legion's equivalent?
>>77528324
>Forsaken are more like race traitor edgelords
I kind of agree, but the high elves (Sindorei) were also originally allied with the humans.
>>77528758
they also sought to rejoin the alliance. They have no loyalty.
>>77528758
Yeah they are more like coal burners now getting culturally enriched by big fat orc cocks, 24 foot long troll cocks or massive bull cocks of the tauren. blood elf men can never compete.
>>77528746
White colonists.
>>77513790
>BE
>white liberals
>liberals
Have you ever played WoW though?
Hope Varian dies in legion.
>>77528852
>>77528953
I guess this only confirms that blood elves = northern europeans.
>>77529146
He dies in the very beginning.
>>77525657
trolls trying to start shit. And maybe some /pol/ trying to red pill people. Lots of people also just shitpostings as SJW
>>77528718
goblin culture is a lot like american culture though
>>77513790
I thought Orcs were more of Hun+Mongol+Turk mix.
http://www.wowhead.com/quest=25647/illegible-orc-letter#guides
>Progress: What have you got there?
>Completion: <Boog takes the letter from you and begins to examine it.>
>Interesting.
><Boog smells the parchment.>
>Hrm... Troubling...
><Boog folds the paper in half and looks at you.>
>Can't understand a damn thing written here - if that is writing. Could just be toilet paper. Sure smells like it.
They literally designated shitting streets
>>77529322
ashkenazi Jews have a lot of influence on American culture
>>77529301
My go to trade line was "if you don't like Obama you are literally a racist."
Shitty bait, but caught tons of fish.
>>77521237
Not to mention the elves were literal fucking babies in the first and second war.
They barely sent any help, and then we're pissed at the ALLIANCE when the orcs broke through them and started burning their trees.
>why would we want to help you guys you let them burn our trees
WELL IF YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE HELPED US IN THE BEGINNING MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
I'm glad 90% of that shit race died fuck elves
Fuck the whole reason their race exists is because they cried to much when Malfurion said no you can't use magic like retards again we blew up 75% of the world
>>77526022
>Alliance children
I see this a lot, yet everywhere WoW is even remotely mentioned, you always see some neckbeard get Muh horde aggro and yell out FOR THE HORDE!!1!
The Alliance never does that. Horde always start fights and insult the alliance first. They're literally the niggers of WoW.
>>77528104
Sorry but Chris Metzen himself stated in an interview during the release of WoW when asked where he got inspiration for the races and he said the Horde are based off of oppressed minorities irl. Educate yourself. The man in charge stated that orcs are based off of african americans so as much as you want to bury your head in the sand and claim otherwise to try and make them appear as some sort of powerful noble conquerors, it will never change the fact they are niggers.
>>77528746
>massive army of different races with an insurmountable technological and martial advantage over all other factions, led in name only by a revered figurehead
Victorian England
>>77527206
>including that tiny little assistant dwarf
kek
>>77529502
even if he did say that
>blacks are the only minority
wew.
I hope they were, because in Warcraft 1 they were nothing but vicious fucking savages with an insatiable bloodlust.
Fits breddy gud
>>77529146
spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler
confirmed as far as beta. looks like they're killing Tirion Fordring too, But they might be bringing the dwarf king back as a walking talking diamond dwarf. He used to be pretty cool.
>>77513790
Old Gods are actually jews
>>77528486
Where are the black people in lord of the rings?
>>77528672
Whatever keeps you from breeding abu
>>77529430
Keep up the good work.
>>77529671
>TFW Tirion is brought back to be the 4th Horseman in the DK quest line.
Feels fucking bad.
Someone help name my character
ITT: WHITE NERDS
>>77514291
the difference is they're still fucking dwarves, this its not like its trolls and dwarves and humans forming some super multicultural society where dwarven women start falling in love with fat human cock and racemix
>>77529829
DirkValentine
>>77529829
Putin Trump
Orcs: Muslims
Trolls: Dudeweeds
Tauren: PC Police
Undead: Israelis
Belves: Post-feminism degenerates
Gobbos: Non-practicing Jews
>>77529502
Lol, that's complete bullshit and you know it. Stop peddling your anti-white (AKA anti-orc) agenda, you fucking monkey.
Either LINK your "source" or STFU.
>>77529662
>Not reading or even comprehending my post
The orcs are niggers. Metzen stated the trolls are based off of jamacians, tauren are native americans. Forsaken though are must people that want to be free and survive because everything around them wants them exterminated and sylvanas promised them protection so that's why they're all muh queen.
>>77529301
I've seen multiple Trump guilds on zul'jin horde 2bh. Even shitpost with fags about muh walls
