HAPPENING:
>North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Dead After Apparent Suicide Attack
Is he really dead?
http://www.eastasiatribune.com/north-asia/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-dead-after-apparent-suicide-attack/
>>77506695
No. That is a satirical site. It also said that China had banned interracial marriage.
>>77506695
you got blood on your hands now
>>77506695
Bullshit.
>Female suicide bomber.
K.
>>77506761
He is here.
F
>>77506761
Hi Kim.
>>77506761
>NK propaganda officer immediately refutes
Holy shit it's real.
>>77506761
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
>>77506761
What's your connection quality like?
Wanna play some Vidya?
>>77506695
wantin' to start again
That source is pure bullshit, OP you fool. Read the related articles.
>>77506695
http://www.eastasiatribune.com/south-asia/singaporean-man-fighting-for-life-after-being-hit-with-designer-handbag/
Wow what are site.
>>77506695
>tfw USA and SK will never do anything against NK because NK have enough artillery to flatten Seoul in 15 minutes
Do it you faggots, millions will die, then zerg rush.
Then when US and SK forces move in NK underground nukes will be detonated.
LONG LIVE NORTH KOREA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW07J2u22Qg
North korea is still shit, but fatass jr actually improved the living conditions, so I don't think the story is true.
>>77506695
it is a parody site you moron.
>>77506761
RIP Kim
>>77506761
Does north korea actively monitor /pol/? or is this a proxy?
>>77506761
First post best post
How come we don't see NK posters that often?
>>77506761
You are monitoring us, awesome
>>77507380
>Soviet Union had enough weapons to flatten Solar system
As soon as Kim dynasty actually dies out the whole thing will just crumble and people won't even understand what is going around them until about a decade later.
>>77506761
Hi kim, how's best korea?
>>77506766
PANAMA!!!! PANA A MA HA
>>77507525
Danm, that's bad.
I live in the middle of the jungle and I have 4mb.
>>77506695
Might just be a publicity stunt.
>Kim Jong-un dies
>a couple of days later comes back to life as supreme Ruler
Pretty good
>>77506761
Hope all is well in best Korea!
>Suicide Attack
What
>>77506761
South Korea is best
North Korea sucks big balls XD
>>77506761
Hi best Korea
>>77506761
Kimmy, you're okay!
>>77507811
I was thinking its probably something like that.
>>77506761
Post some pictures out of you window for proof
This has to be a South Korean on the border
>>77506761
Proxy probably
>>77507616
Its a proxy. LIRs can set any country-code to IPs in subnet they manage
Fake, because people would care less.
>>77507904
Komm deg av 4chan, gå tilbake til Reddit.
OP = Chimp
Gookie = South Korea Gag News
Watermelon = your mom's cock
>>77506761
Thanks for the clarification, Grorious Reader.
>>77506761
when will you destroy western devil america?
>>77508079
I know that. Although I don't know if it is or isn't a proxy.
Fake and gay.
>>77507525
Please, take a pic outside of your window.
>>77508182
LOL no. are you fucking kidding me?
>>77507525
Post qt dprk girls. Internet doesnt have enough of them.
>>77506761
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jong-un-destroys-model-village-in-north-korea-built-by-his-despicable-human-scum-uncle-a7086101.html
Why did you destroy the model village Kim? Even if its creator was a traitor the model was innocent.
>>77506761
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS
>>77507525
Damn, fucking communism man. I feel for you bro
>>77507525
Are you going to be executed for showing us that picture?
>>77506761
I am really hoping that it is true but the daily mail is running a story saying that it is false - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3524683/RIP-beloved-Supreme-Leader-Bizarre-rumour-claiming-North-Korean-dictator-Kim-Jong-dead-sweeps-Twitter.html
>>77507616
90% of NK posters are proxies but Kim posts here as well.
>>77506761
OH SHIT
>1 post by this ID
>>77509102
I posted twice.
>>77509160
are you even allowed to have internets or are you an official ?
>>77509160
Are you on one of those DPRK vacations?
http://www.koryogroup.com/
In the event of the collapse or invasion of NK, what would happen to those millions in the uniformed services? Would they all fight to the death? Would they all get fast food jobs in the new unified Korea? What about if they annexed the south without intervention? Like 1 in 3 people in NK the armed forces
>>77509234
He's definitely Kim himself.
>>77509632
Hello my friend.
>>77509721
Hello my fellow friend, it is me, Kim, your uncle!
>>77509721
are you the one guy from NK that has a steam account?
>>77509632
>>77509721
The only two people in North Korea with internet are on at the same time.
And no, Kim isn't dead. No, it isn't in any of the state media sources.
The article looks like just a shitty clickbait.
>>77509885
Proxies, bruvna.
Otherwise they do have more than 'two' people worth of internet access, but it's limited to things like the Kim Il Sung University and shit like that. You can get internet from the hotels while staying in NK though.
Aside from that, most of it is run off of a big ol' intranet - pic related in case you're interested.
North Korean Kek worship confirmed.
>>77510038
>Microsoft
>Not using Red Star
>>77510159
>>77507811
A true necrocracy!
>>77507684
You know why.
>>77510159
Red Star isn't the common usage in NK. They've moved borderline exclusive to microsoft/windows shit.
I know, that's not nearly as fun as having a super cool soviet styled pc, but whatevs.
>>77508458
They might be hot as fuck, I mean look at how the eastern bloc chicks came out.
>>77510435
>>77508458
u rikey rikey?
>>77510629
Could probably fap to her daughter.
>>77510764
>>77510159
I'd like to live in the Best Korea.
I'm half korean and my life has fallen apart and you guys are right about everything
>>77506761
Grad to see you're doing werr grorious reader.
>>77510860
Come live with us and let's do some farming.
>>77510915
Fine, I'm going.
Don't shoot me.
>>77511324
Too late, I already shot you....With cupid's arrow ;)
>>77511324
Come via China. Bring a towel.
>>77509632
>>77509721
Hey you guys wanna point that massive army of yours at the <<<Globalwitz>>>??
>>77511448
No, we only point our massive armies at fighting the molemen.
>>77506761
FPBP
P
B
P
>>77506695
Kim Jong Un is still alive, don't worry. Best Korea is safe.
>>77511403
You will never be given a home, a farm and qt Korean waifu. Why even live?
>>77511757
>>77507525
>>77507525
fun fact my internet is worse than this dudes.
>>77511521
>we only point our massive armies at fighting the molemen.
Finally someone in this planet is focusing their resources to fight the real treat here.
>>77511897
HOW DID U GET A PIC OF THE EARTHQUAKE MACHINE
CRAFTY BRAZILIANS
WE COME FOR YOU NEXT
Pic related, our future age assault tanks.
>>77507616
Nah, the real North Koreans are those Americans that cannot spell correctly and/or have strange grammar.
>>77511521
I thought you nuked them last year? Are they still around?
>>77511885
>pakistan
that's not surprising
>>77512146
niggers?
>>77512148
They ended up absorbing the radiation and got stronger. Think DeathClaws on roids.
>>77512135
looks very easy to navigate around the battlefield. Hard to hit. Great desing.
>>77512373
Thanks, we also have this automatic artificial intelligence attack sled.
They act as pets for children, protecting them, but on the battlefield are fierce warriors.
So Best Koreans, is Benevolent Leader still alive or not? Only 1 news source is reporting this event, no one else is... ???
>>77507525
unironically better than most of australia
>>77512270
that wasn't very smart of you now was it?
>>77512465
how can he posting on /pol/ if he's dead?
>>77506761
Hi Kim, glad you're fine.
>>77507525
>that up speed
How do you do it, Kim?
>>77512198
Kim's shitposting knows no bounds
>>77508561
I really don't trust anything in Western media anymore. They lied so much about Trump and covered up so much for Obama, how am I supposed to believe what they say about North Korea? The same media also says Russia is evil.
>>77510764
Lol no. She's only 10, so no daughter yet.
>>77506695
I bet it's just one of his substitute that got fucked up.
>>77512465
He's alive. That's a shit clickbait news service.
>>77512550
Well, we learned from our mistakes ;__;
>>77512607
By using socialism.
>>77512736
Some is worthwhile to believe, but I do think there are a lot of overreactions and really really bad sources.
>>77512755
Here is her daughter.
>>77512864
whats your opinion of black people over there?
>>77512864
Nice cum bottles. Is that what north koreans drink?
>>77510849
The one on the right could be qt. Can't quite tell. What kind of girls do you like, Kim?
>>77507108
HIGHLY
UNDERRATED
>>77510849
when did north korean lolis get so smug
>>77506761
OH FUCK ITS KIM
>>77512927
I can't speak for them, but I can speak to what I know from various Norks and the like.
They actually have a decent population of blacks at their international school - no joke - and the majority of the construction work on statues that NK exports is done in Africa (if you're interested, see here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mansudae_Overseas_Projects
Otherwise there aren't many, but I imagine they aren't adored - just tolerated as most foreigners are.
>>77513057
I like girls who adore my battle scars...Though I don't care what she wears or what she looks like - it all depends on what she cooks like (beef pork chicken MM)
>>77506761
Do you have a Steam account?
>>77512864
How the fuck do you get your proxy to work? I get "connection error" whenever I try to post something with practically any proxy
>>77513054
Lots of calcium
>>77513289
There have been racial riots against Africans before you know. For example Fidel Castro made a complaint on the subject because of hatred experienced by Cuban black diplomats.
>>77507380
I watched your youtube videos with adblock on.
>>77507525
My internets worse. 0.32 Mbps downloading and 1.13 Mbps uploading
> tfw when communism has better internet than the middle of the USA.
>>77513430
Free ones are blocked. Gotta go HMA or comparable services.
>>77506761
IT'S HABBENING
>>77513430
Dunno, I bypass the captcha - is that potentially your problem?
>>77513472
Dang darkies.
>>77513430
He bought the 4chan pass unironically.
>>77511757
My dream is to somehow end up liberating North Korea and taking home a willing and traditional Nork wife.
It will probably never happen though.
>>77513563
I get past captcha but I can't post
HOLY FUCK ISIS CLAIMING RESPONSIBILITY
ITS HAPPENING
>>77513289
thank you
i was interested to see what reaction id get if i ever went there and i will look at this
>>77506761
YESS I GOT THE FLAG!
HELLO NORTH KOREA ALL HAIL TO BEST KOREA!
>>77513563
>>77513472
where did you NKbros learn english?
If he was actually dead it would be reported that he died fighting a dragon or sacrificed himself to save best Korea in some way. That's how you know this isn't true
>>77506695
I clicked on the home page of the site and it seems like a satire site to me.
>>77514001
Kim went to uni in Switzerland. He speaks fluent English and German
>>77513678
No idea then, sry :(
>>77513911
No problem bruh. Legit look up some videos of Pyongyang Foreigners School - you might see some blacks in it.
>>77514001
English is being taught in many younger schools in NK. You'd be surprised, and it's even being pushed more under Kim Jong-Un.
Pic related, english class at a younger school.
>>77514222
lol why she got a keyboard though?
>>77514222
Is Kim Jong-Un a good guy?
>>77513776
what are you talking about? This is a thread about best Korea.
>>77514222
***engrish
>>77514383
I think there is a projector behind her, and you can type for it to come up. The keyboard is attached to the white box next to her.
>>77514222
Those scarf/cape things are pretty cool
>>77506761
Hope this isn't a proxy.
>>77514222
北朝鮮の小学校制服本当に可愛いよねー。憧れます!
>>77514222
very interesting....also nice trips
>>77514505
Are you a foreigner in NK?
>>77506761
RARE
A
R
E
Don't make the same mistake as Europe my leader. Don't take in rapefugees. Save your country.
>>77514383
Someone else already answered that, but they use a little TV more than a projector funny enough. Pic related.
>>77514430
Best you'll ever meet, loves his people, 4sure.
>>77514478
Right, sorry.
>>77514621
They like uniforms in general.
>>77514786
if ur goin on a trip u need nice trips #fact
>>77512927
>>77506761
Well, you're democratic aren't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgyh8wu1nI
>>77515857
>shooped Kim still has fat hands
8/10
>>77514222
What is your association with the DPRK?
>>77516484
I chat with a few norks, have friends who visit it regularly and a few who do business there (though that is officially fucked due to the US's new sanctions) and I use my law background to study NK law and shit as a hobby.
>>77506695
R.I.P. leader of Best Korea
>>77514760
wrong language dumbass
>>77506761
Sup Kim?
>>77506761
STAY STRONG KIM. WE'RE HERE FOR YOU
>>77516617
How do you become engaged in NK society as a foreigner beyond staying at the segregated hotels and being herded around with guides looking over you all the time?
I have taken a slight interest in communist countries and ideology, even though I do not follow it myself, and NK seems to be the only one left who's really carrying the ideological torche.
>>77506695
Does anyone have the VLC media player link to watch Nork news?
>>77506695
>east asia tribune
>>77506695
>no one else reported
It's pretty obvious that's fake
>>77506695
If he is, we'll never know
>>77506761
>north korea bantz
China btfo
>>77517200
Legit by talking, asking, etc. There is an english lawyer working in Pyongyang, there were multiple business opportunies and shit available and the NK even has a full foreign business investment law shit - they WANT foreign business (socialists want the money from capitalism, surprise).
Best you do aside from visiting is to contact people who do business there depending on your field and interests.
>>77509001
that's a story from April
>>77517460
Law ain't exactly my forté tbqh, do you think I could get involved in areas surrounding cultural/ideological studies and such?
There is a Danish-NK friendship association, do you think such an organisation could help?
>>77517460
I would actually want to visit the DPRK sometime in the future but I fear being an American may hinder me. Is this true at all?
>>77506761
Lel
>>77506695
Is it time for another bullshit story, OP?
Am I the only one who thinks NK has a really nice flag?
>>77511403
waifu claimed
One does not simply attack a suicide
Is this true?
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw
Hint hint boys. He ain't dead.
>>77506761
>satire in asia
is that possible?
>>77506766
nice papers bro
>>77518553
DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT WORST KOREA SAYS
>>77506695
Was he attacked by Tommy Mair, too?
>>77518553
Worst Korea arrived as well. Probably just to shill against best Korea.
>>77517460
Do you like white people?
>>77506761
>>77507525
Nice proxy
>>77507525
>tfw kim jon has better internet than most of the people in england
>>77506695
isn't this the second time east asia tribune has said he's dead?
>>77507108
NOT THE CHORUS
>>77507380
Yer fuckin retarded
>>77517460
I made you an awoo Kim, you can now post with us in /tg/. Best Korea's flag is pretty nice.
>>77517979
I personally would avoid friendship organizations. They tend to be frauds. Best you could do for that kind of thing is try to get in contact with their international school, or maybe an educator through one of the tour services.
I'm honestly not sure otherwise, as I haven't heard of a studies transfer aside from their international school. Sorry bro :(.
>>77518033
Not anymore. It used to.
Google the various tour agencies, you'll fly to Beijing then fly to NK from there.
>>77518449
2LATE
>>77518795
More than anyone else.
>>77520310
ty i will sleep with her every night
>>77520310
what is /tg/?
>>77520810
RIP proxy
>>77520810
Too bad, I guess.
Well in any case, thanks for your answers.
>>77509721
How do you feel about Mao Zedong?
I have my doubts. It'd be really interesting to see what happens to Best Korea if he did die though.
>>77506868
Well, female gooks have been known to blow themselves up. Shit happened often enough in the Pacific front in WW2 and during Vietnam.
>>77520810
EXPOSED
>>77521393
What about him?
>>77508561
Because it was designed for ants. It needed to be... 3 times bigger then this.
The North Korea flag guy is hilarious, thanks for the laffs commiebro.
>>77521196
>>77521193
>>77521488
I'll put it back up in a minute, fickle nork proxies.
But yeah, if you look at my name or any of my past posts you'll see I'm not a nork.
Doesn't mean I can't answer questions tho.
>>77506761
Best wishes to the Glorious Leader
>>77521130
Trump General
>>77514621
Bretty sure those are just neckerchiefs like boy scouts wear.
Thar we go.
>>77522154
They are based upon the Soviet Pioneer designs.
>>77521586
How would you rate Mao compared to Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un's father?
>>77522219
Get fucked nigger
>>77520810
Busted fraud.
>>77506761
Include me in the screencap r/4chan
>>77522394
>Not knowing NKaboo
Wow
>>77522394
lel not only did I never claim to be a Nork, I've been posting on Pol forever with this name. Check an archive.
I always pop up in NK threads and answer questions for people who hate researching on their own.
>>77507525
>>77507810
You will never know what it means to live in a middle-class family household and have to deal with intense boredom. This site is the high-light of my day.
>>77506761
IDS HABBENING!!!!!!!!
>>77522538
>answer questions for people who hate researching on their own.
Do they still not want photography in the International Friendship Exhibition?
Actually the one thing I would want to witness most is a military parade. I would assume this is only possible by being a foreign dignitary?
>>77522538
dibs on zebra ish shirt girl on the right
>>77523064
There's a good video available: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzPvhrh7gLM
Otherwise there were some photographers and shit who attended - i legit have no idea how many did though.
>>77523164
u got a good eye son
>>77506761
B E S T K O R E A
>>77506761
THIS IS OBAMA'S FAULT
I KNOW IT
>>77506761
Is North Korea and Dennis Rodman still on good terms. I was really think him and Kim were gonna be a power couple that dominated the world.
>>77513391
consider the following
there ae more people with a steam account in best korea, than there are in bloody congo...
>>77525084
Ha yeah, stupid niggers.
inb4
>Oh but we're all one race, the human race.
IM JUST HERE TO BE PART OF LE EBIN PROXY POST
XDDDDD
INCLUDE ME ON LE SCREENSHIT
>>77506761
oh herro
>>77506761
Hey Kim, hope you're alright.
>>77507525
my internet speed is actualy worse
well fuck
>>77506761
Oh hai!
>>77506761
>all the fags wanting a screencap on a proxy post
Newfags, the lot of you
>>77506695
How do you die from a suicide attack
>>77506761
>>77527337
kek, I've lived two years in Berlin and I've never had a decent connection there
100 Mbps here though
>>77507525
1.92 inch internet hehe I download at 10 megas
>>77506761
GOD DAMMIT THIS SUMMER HAS BEEN GOOD
>>77528738
Well that's what I'm paying for but it seems I'm getting 10% less.
Go here and show results: http://beta.speedtest.net/
>>77513289
Am I the only one who picked up on the Mulan reference??
ALL NK POSTERS MUST POST PROOF THAT THEYRE POSTING FROM NK OR YOURE GAY PROXYFAGS
my dubs say that kim's sister will restore NK to democracy
reroll for quads
>>77510038
>>77510418
when do you gonna nuke somebody ? do i have to wait to get old and die of age ?
just fucking DO IT kim, its so easy, you make the world great again !
>>77530065
australia gets nuked first
>>77530065
We're aiming for Israel first.
jk nukes are for defense
>>77530382
Do you have Steam?
>>77530532
We mainly use coal.
>>77530000
Wew
>>77530000
Nice
>>77507525
Better upload then me by about 5-6 times over.
>>77530663
wanna see me do it again?
>>77530000
>>77506761
Kim how do you feel about remove kebab?
>>77530382
Post time stamp infront of some NK monuments.
>>77530591
It's time to stop the VPN domain spoof anon
>>77506695
>eastasia
LITERALLY 1984
>>77530000
Gotem
>>77530976
Why the fuck would I do that?
That's a long ass flight.
>>77530532
>>77530591
this must be fake
check these repeating integers
>>77531035
Or we could all get on the spoof train.
>>77531106
It's a proxy.
I know it's crazy, but with the madness going around the world North Korea does seem to be more sane country each day. It's because everyone else seems to be going mad.
did it work
>>77530976
