I just got out of prison after 4 years is Donald trump really running for president the fuck
Go back to prison
>>77487535
go back in, degenerate
>>77487535
topkek
>wakes up from crack binge
AAAAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYOOO
>smacks lips together loudly
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats grits
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest fried chicken joint
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeths and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a forty and pours some for his homies malcolm x and marthin luther king
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
U BE SAYIN WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP SO WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
WE WUZ
>deals crack
SO HOL UP WE WUZ
>chucks spear
AYYYOO WE WUZ
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
SO WE WUZ
>throws gang sign
WE WUZ
>participates in a drive-by shooting
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGZZZZZZZ AN SHIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTT???
>learns kikongo
>>77487535
I'm from 2029 AMA.
You need to go back.
>>77487535
>prison 4 years eating literal slop
Lol and you chose hooters wings as your first meal out ?
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.PNG
>>77487831
top fucing kek 10/10
>>77487535
>just got out of prison
What are your crimes?
Ok
>>77487884
Are all blacks dead?
>>77487535
He beat a large field of establishment politicians and will be the 45th president of the United States
>>77487535
Sup man, can you front me some ramen? I'll get you back on commissary
>>77488022
we guess crime before op reveals
possession of class a drugs
>>77488169
first degree sodomy with member of the same sex
>>77487535
Yes. Now go back to prison for being stupid.
>>77487884
How did WWIII go? Who sided with who? Who lost? What was it over?
>>77488246
>OP is a faggot
yes we get that but what did the dindu do?
>>77487831
> learns kikongo
AYYYO, WAS THIS BALLOON?
> gets parasite
>>77488022
I beat the shit out of my wife (she lost an eye) because I found out she was beating my 2 year old daughter with an iron when she cried at the time. She still in prison where she belongs. My kid is currently at my mother's house I'm getting full custody soon.
>>77488746
>(she lost an eye)
Did you take advantage of the eye socket?
>>77488746
Best get back to the unit before rec move closes.
>>77487535
they have TV in prison. fuck you.
>>77489067
don't you see the chicken wings?
he must have been in a max
Did im gonna get $100 on wednesday can you front me some ramen man? stop fucking with me
I just got out on parole last month after serving 15 years.
I beat some niggers head in with a steel pipe.
>Introducing yourself as an ex-con
It's like you don't even want to be treated with respect. Did you let your celly touch your balls? How many times did you narrowly escape am excruciating death from black people wanting to stab you just for breathing in their general direction?
>>77488746
They still got you for four years on that? Did you have some shitty public defender, or was your judge a kike?
>>77487535
Go back to prison, nigger.
>>77488746
you're dumb
>>77487535
This is a shitty thread. Any moron knows that all you have to do in prison is man love, self improvement, and television. Those wings look disgusting and shriveled by the way.
>>77488746
Thank you for your service.
>>77489753
If only you could get a computer in prison. It would almost make up for Jamal constantly stealing your shoes.
>>77488979
Oh 4chan never change
>>77489067
They put me in solitary
>>77490520
>solitary
>for 4 years
>>77489671
You don't understand how badly I beat her. I love my kids. I honeslty got off easy the judge knew I was trying to kill her but let me off easy. She's gonna be in there another two years for child abuse.
>>77490740
It was for my own safety. Some bad shit happened to me during the first year. Don't ever believe the meme of most people don't belong in prison most do.
>>77488746
Good man. I am staunchly against corporal punishment of children. Assaulting those who can't defend themselves and depend on you is despicable. Hope your wife rots in hell.
>>77490799
DUDE CAN I GET SOME RAMEN?
WE CAN DO A SPREAD
>>77491131
Lol they let me have special meals everyday. I always had money in my account and the guards liked me.
>>77491073
Yeah, she sure got hers tho :)
>>77490962
what happened¿
>>77490799
remember to go back for her other eye. what a biatch.
>>77490962
How badly outnumbered were the white convicts?
Fuck off degenerate
>>77491560
>Swede asking about BBC levels
YES
>>77491484
I tried being nice to the pieces of shit in there. Again, most people in prison belong in prison.
>>77491555
Nah I got her good. Hopefully the inmates in the prison she's in knows of her crime.
>>77491610
I can tell you don't have children or probably ever had a relationship with a woman.
>>77487831
REMOVE KIKONGO
>>77492394
What do you think of the new smartphone technology? Does fashion seem different?
>>77493532
Not really. I was in there since late 2012. Beside performance nothing has really changed to me. What shocks me the most is trump.
>>77490962
there's no way you were in solitary for 4 years. if so your pyshce must be fucked and you should not be given custody of your daughter for her own well being.
>>77494047
I know how you feel. I remember when P. Diddy ran for President. Just wow if I came out of prison and found out he won.
>>77494952
This is the land of the free we're talking about. You lock people up in Guantanamo dungeon for 15 years without trial.
>>77487535
I'll be voting for Trump and you can sit on it BECAUSE YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR HILLARY. Or anybody else. Have fun not voting.
>>77487535
You have the right to remain silent
>>77494952
It was done for my protection. I had interaction with my mom every other day and the guards. Your best friend in prison will be thr guards.
>>77495190
I can get my right to vote back lol.
>>77487677
FPBP
OP are you a nig
>>77487535
yeah, the really fucking crazy thing is that a lot of these clowns thought he'd win.
>>77495190
Why would you vote for that retard? He has zero qualications to be president. He's a loud mouth real estate agent, not sure president. No rational person would vote for him to President of the most powerful country on earth. Who in their right mind would? To be honest from my research there aren't any good candidates.
>>77495347
And none of those people ever discussed current events with you?
>>77488746
Is your ex-wife going to get a glass eye? Or will she have to wear a patch like a pirate
>>77495924
>Is OP a Nigger
Didn't you looked at OPs pic?
>>77496183
They did but I never took it serious I wasn't really interested. It wasn't till I got out i realized he will actually be president.
>>77496269
Don't know don't care hopefully she'll kill herself
>>77496427
Wasn't KFC invented by a white man?
>>77496608
Was she the mother?
>>77487535
Do they not let people watch the news in prison? I thought you guys had TVs
>>77496608
Do you like Donald Trump?
because this President Trump shit is about to happen
>>77487831
>learns kikango
kek
>>77496693
That isn't KFC, that's Hooters, you fucking groid.
And it's a damned fine place to get wings and look at titties.
>>77496693
>invented by whites
To get Niggers fat and steal their money
>>77487831
Top kek
>>77487535
welcome back
and vote Trump.
>>77490251
If I had a PC, fast internet and a comfy chair I would be cool with prison. Just plug into the net and never plug out.
You would probably have prisoners getting radicalized with all kinds of crazy shit, though.
>>77496165
Did you really do your research? Because he is undoubtedly one of the most successful candidates by far in the entire history of the GOP for good reasons.
OP, did you notice how dirty the free world is when you got out?
>>77496750
Yes, my ex wife.
>>77496774
In general population yes and that's usually just sports and movies on tbs lol. I had a ps3 and a shitty TV with no outside communication.
>>77496861
As a TV personality and business man yes not a president. I want my daughter to have a future that doesn't involve a nuclear war. I didn't nearly kill my wife for nothing.
>>77496917
Hooters is real?? I thought it was just a made up chain in movies like Taco Bell.
>>77497107
>/pol/ prison-gang
>Pretty much Nazis
>/b/ is the people that smear shit on each other during lunch hour and get put in solitary confinement
>The entire lunch-line is comprised of co/ck/s turning bland-ass prison food into gourmet shit.
>/fit/ teaching everyone how to get swole in the courtyard
>/k/ constantly making pipe shotguns and sandbags out of their own shit and sheets
What a magical place it would be.
>>77497433
Fuck no, man. It's delicious. Their General Tso's wings are amazing.
>>77496165
He has surprisingly decent policy desu.
>>77496165
>I vote based on personality
>What do you mean policies? lol who has time for that
shygddt
>>77497389
>. I want my daughter to have a future that doesn't involve a nuclear war.
I hope you know, that Hillary Clinton is the one who represents war in this campaign
Look what happened to the architects of Iraq, they are all supporting Clinton and hate Trump
George H W Bush, George W Bush, and Jeb Bush refuse to endorse him
That should tell you something about which candidate wants war
You have a lot of reading to do
I wish you well anon
>>77497389
Would you prefer a future where she's raped by packs of mudslimes? Because that's the future Hillary wants. A nuclear war won't happen, Trump wants to ally with Russia.
>>77497433
I'm assuming you're a troll, but just in case. Taco Bell is real, too. Some of the most disgusting TexMex food you'll ever eat, but it's cheap as fuck and they're everywhere.
>>77487535
Doesn't matter could can't vote anyway
I don't know if you're serious, but yes he is. And he's going to fucking save this country. Make America Great Again, OP
>>77497540
The ones in the OP are good as fuck too. First real meal I had out. Dry jerk chicken.
>>77497641
What's will he do to help the economy? I like his stance on illegal immigration buto the wall seems impossible. It would make more sense to give ICE more resources and local law enforcement grants.
Samsung S7 is a bitch to type on lol
>>77496165
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions
If you don't agree with these you can get the fuck off of my board
>>77496165
Stefan Molyneux has a whole seeries on why he's the best pick along with sources to prove it.
>>77488746
God bless you for giving your daughter justice.
>>77487677
This. You have to go back
>>77497734
Interesting
Gone 4 years so he probably doesn't know current events like Cologne, Merkle, EU, and ISIS along with so much more. We're praising kek for Emperor Trump. We need to help him out. Post all your shit /pol/!
>>77497389
You've been away for too long with no news. Muslims have come back with a vengeance. Europe is bussing them in by the millions and Clinton wants to do the same. They keep raping women and consuming resources and being terrorists. Donald Trump is the only candidate who wants to stop Muslims from coming into the US until we can vet the bad ones. Not to mention that he's going to kick out illegals finally and build a border wall. And those are two of the things. This world is hit, we need a savior, and that's the Don.
I suggest you go to YouTube and look up "Stefan Molyneux the Untruth about Donald Trump" and watch the two videos that come up to get up to speed with MSN lies about him and be wiser. Don't be a cuck
>>77499001
Merkel has been Fuhrer since 2005
>>77499003
I didn't want to think about depressing shit in there. I know about the Paris attack but I didn't want sad shit.
>>77498760
Wow have children really taken over lmao
>>77499001
I know about isis and Paris but happened in Colone?
>>77498422
He's probably the only real estate developer who can make that wall.
Economically he's going against the grain. This is the first time since probably the early 1900s that protectionist economics are going to be tried and we really don't know how different the globally connected internet based economy will be affected by Trump's policies. Its a real crap shoot, but so is every other day when you think deeply about it.
The one thing we are certain he is wrong about is co2 levels in the atmosphere. That hopefully can be fixed quickly with a chinese manufacturing slowdown due to companies developing stuff in the more 21st century western world.
>>77499001
Also, political correctness and social justice warriors have gone of the deep end. We have niggers in BLM too. Also, if you don't vote for the Don you're daughter is going to grow up to be a mentally ill fuck-wit before she's even hit puberty. Everything is so bad right now I don't think you grasp the situation.
>>77497389
>I want my daughter to have a future that doesn't involve a nuclear war.
Awesome shill thread. It was actually convincing until this post.
>>77499001
>>77499003
>stop Muslims from coming into the US
I don't think he'll ever be able to do this. it's too edgy for your politicians to swallow
>>77499386
Corps of engineers will build it. Its literally their job
>>77499324
I know this. It hasn't been 4 years since "let them all in" though. Which was the point I was trying to get across.
>>77487535
Were you released into Virginia with explicit instructions to vote D?
>>77499383
ficki ficki is what happened. There is a rape epidemic and if you want to know more just ask Sven.
>>77489460
They should give you a reward for that, not prison time. That qualifies as a community service.
>>77487535
https://youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs
Welcome back, he's running for more than just president of the United States
>>77499383
Jews hijacked a commercial plane and flew it into the cologne cathedral 800 people died
>>77489460
How did you discover /pol/ so quickly? People usually wind up here after they gradually come to realize that the rest of the internet is filled with jew-brainwashed faggots.
>>77487831
>strokes welfare check pensively
>>77488746
OP, I just saw this and thought of you. And just to fill you in, memes are crossing over into reality now.
>>77499435
>Everything is so bad right now
Oh my fucking god every generation without fail theirs is the end of times. Compared to the rest of history things are pretty stable. In 378 AD the Romans got BTFO by immigration. In 138 AD they got BTFO by middle-eastern terrorism, in 216 BC they got BTFO by niggers, absolutely nothing has changed. Go back to your vidya and stop worrying. everything will blow over as usual eventually
>>77499507
And you don't know U.S. law. Pic related
>>77499437
Mfw I'm actually CIA.
Lmao you cucks all bought it
>>77499999
>>77487535
Good luck.
>>77499486
>>77499383
There was basically a mass raping in Cologne on New Years, mostly by immigrants. Because of their policy however, which is basically open boarders and all the immigrants in the world, the police covered up all of the rapes for over a week.
Public policy and opinion outweighed public safety. Now there are a bunch of pamphlets in Germany and Sweden (who's rape crime has gone up as well), basically telling immigrants how to not rape people.
It's pretty fucking insane man.
>>77499944
I used this site before I went in.
>>77500614
4chan didn't exist 15 years ago.
>>77500525
You need to tell these people not to rape what the fuck. Why did they let these people in?
>>77500260
kek
>>77501149
I wasn't in prison thay long it was barely 4 years
>>77500614
>>77501322
pedo?????
>>77487831
>learns kikongo
>>77487535
Wow imagine trying to catch up on 4 years of memes
>>77487535
You're a liar. Inmates can watch the news, and read newspapers if they get them, and listen to things the guards talk about. OP is a gay
What do you think of daughter Trump?
>>77491467
>the guards liked me.
No wonder you were in solidarity. You probably begged for PC for being a snitch. GTFO of /pol/ snitch scum
>>77487535
You get news in prison you fucking liar.
>/pol/ is full of jailbirds
Suddenly it all makes sense.
>>77501421
Read above I said why I was in there
Got any good stories from Prison?
>>77501783
Yes in general population. I didn't want news papers I read car mags though.
>>77503011
No, I was too nice when I went in but didn't realize how people are in there. I always shared food but when I stopped they jumped me.
>>77504514
No, it wasn't interesting at all. I played games, talked to the guard and my mom and friends, played with a dog on weekends and cleaned up trash on the highway that's it. Thankfully I'm not retarded and had hard skills going in so I'm already employed a few weeks after release.
>>77503212
Also virgins and betas who will never reproduce.
>>77501162
not exactly literal rape per say
just some mass groping
people do that all the time in 3rd world clubs i guess the newcomers arent familiar with europe rules yet