>13 year old goes on America's got Talent and DESTROYS trump in hilarious stand up act
>goes on to semifinals
TRUMPKINS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnBkIstNk4I
>>77468922
Those are some nasty ass teeth
>>77469166
>tfw crooked teeth
you just HAD to pick THAT to insult her with didn't you anon.
my fucking feels
>>77468922
I can't watch this. The stereotypical stand up comedy mode of talking and mannerisms have become so cringe.
>>77468922
Maybe she should deport those teeth back where they belong
>>77468922
Shall we destroy her?
>>77469417
>tfw nearly perfect teeth
>never had braces
had wisdom teeth removed but besides that they are perfect. Polak genetics too which is a surprise
Shill thread sage hide move on
>>77468922
Are her looks part of her standup act?
>>77469582
>muh perfect cuck hole guis
NO ONE CARES
>>77468922
>being in the public eye in ur teens
Some people just can't understand that attention is bad.
>>77468922
>curly hair
>dark eyes and hair
>tanned skin
>Hernandez
TEN
>>77468922
>giving trump more airtime, coverage, press, and views for free
when will the spics learn
>Hernandez
>>77468922
wow I hope he doesn't lose the 13 year old vote
or do Americans really
>get their opinions from children
Imagine the furor if they pulled a fraction of this shit on Obama.
>>77469582
> a surprise
no its not, i havent seen anyone with crooked teeth here
>>77468922
All these points against trump are irrefutable time to become #mentallyhill now
>>77469754
Salty because you got some nasty ass teeth? Get braces and stop being insecure about it.
>>77468922
is that bald faggot hank moodys agent?
Actor and peanut farmer mean fucking nothing to these people?
In order to get into government you need to be in their fucking club?
>>77468922
>trumpkins
EPIC xD I like to call him drumpf cuz that was his family's name in Germany! rofl
>Hernandez
>"""""America's""""" got talent
>>77469903
my parents are literally both from there, I thought I saw something where polaks have even more tooth problems than brits.
maybe they arent naturally fucked up but from drinking and smoking marb reds every 5 seconds, idk
>>77469942
I AM AN ADULT AND ADULTS DO NOT WEAR BRACES
>>77469881
But Bruce, they're saying "The Correct Things"
>>77469799
METERS
>>77470062
why didnt you get them as a teenager when its normal?
>>77470054
> I saw something where polaks have even more tooth problems
we do not, i have no idea what you saw, and why would anyone lie about it
>>77470155
WELL ANON NOT EVERYONE HAS A PERFECT MOTHER WHO WILL TAKE THEM TO THE DENTIST TO GET BRACES
I don't find that funny. Maybe i don't get it since im not from burgerland
>>77470195
might be bullshit but this is what I saw
>>77470257
was your mother the type who yelled at you and made you eat regular cheerios out of an old cool whip container?
>>77470257
My dad took me.
And you can get invisible retainer magic these days.
>>77468922
Thanks for the cringe OP
waste of 2+ mins
don't bother
>>77470508
lost my shit have some slags
>>77470463
>>77470396
and you deduced that our teeth are bad with that?
our dental is socialized and "free" thats why people fill their teeth more.
look at brits, theyre at the lowest position since they dont go to dentist not because their teeth is good
fucking burgers cant into logic 9/10 times
>>77468922
Looks like Hillary
>>77470508
you can be sure these are genuine British slags, just look at the terrible weather
That black judge is a fucking whore
>>77468922
jesus christ this is so unfunny and cringworthy I can hardly sit through it.
>kid goes on stage and says something
>women go AWWWWWWW
>says something they agree with
>child is now some role model idol to them
it's literally all it is
>>77469869
Liberals will listen to children if they agree with liberal politics and they can find a way to make kids out to be a victim class oppressed by white males
>>77470508
1 more is all you get
>>77470788
From the neck down we're doing okay.
>mexican talent
>>77470707
Relax Jan, Im just saying all the new britain polaks here have fucked up teeth, and faces too. I mean Ive seen some fucked up mouthes on polaks.
>>77468922
>13 year-old snaggle-toothed mestizo
>Probably didn't write the material herself
>>77470695
im sorry we can be friends
Painfully unfunny. Seems like normie humor.
>>77468922
she looks like a Mexican Jewish troll doll.
>>77470054
You probably saw the cracked article.
>>77470788
>>77470933
I'm assuming just getting them tipsy is sufficient to get some?
>>77470839
That is how every child is always treated in shitty talent shows. They throw up some insufferable shitty act their douchebag parents coached them through, and then everybody goes BWHAAAAAAAA and they get a free pass that could've gone to someone who had an actual skill/talent.
>>77470933
>>77470788
>>77470679
why are british sluts immediately recognizable as british?
>>77471187
you could probably just say it's alcoholic
>>77470933
A girl does not go out dressed like that.
>>77468922
>Brown
>Problem glasses
>Crooked teeth
>Implying she knows anything about Trump outside of "hurr durr racist"
Literally looks like a 20yo+ college girl playing a 13yo girl.
It also wasn't funny at all.
>>77470062
>tfw adult with braces
>>77468922
>Hernandez
GO BACK
>>77471300
she needs to get into politics.
>>77471247
Yeah it's annoying everytime I see it and it makes me feel like these audiences aren't even human. It reminds me of that one old video of some girl at political world gathering who talked about adults destroying the world and everybody eating that shit up.
>>77469582
>he was born with wisdom teeth
>not having perfect teeth AND no wisdom teeth
It's okay, Anon, if you're comfortable with being some kind of second-class citizen, I guess.
>>77470148
>meters
>not ft
OUT OUT OUT
>>77469166
Yeah what the fuck is wrong with those choppers? You can tell who the illegal families are when they have bad teeth because dentists here are fucking expensive with no insurance.
>>77468922
>"I was gonna babysit two girls who love Disney Channel!"
>audience and judges are already laughing and cheering
fuck me
Couldn't get through any of her stand up. Seemed really forced right off the bat. If we're really going to tell a 13 year old with a sob story that she's a talented stand up comedian because she made fun of a mean person on national television then it's time we start looking at the standards we hold each other to.
>>77469745
underrated
>>77470933
It should be allowed for muslims to rape these sluts. Theyre sent out asking for it with no concerned family members to stop them. No loss.
>>77468922
What kind of fucking mixed breed is that?
>>77472075
>It should be allowed for muslims to rape these sluts
Inshallah brother
>>77471595
>being born without wisdom teeth
mutant pls
>>77471746
>be natural born citizen of Mexican descent
>have decent job
>go to Mexican dentist to get work done, because it's dirt cheap
Feels good.
>>77472161
Looks like some sort of black/hispanic mix.
>>77472161
american
>10 feet higher
Damn, /pol/ is mad as fuck this 13 year old noticed Trump is unqualifed and hey didn't.
Egg all over your faces.
>>77472233
>that ass
>but that face
The world is a cruel place.
that was cringetastic
will re-post in you cringe you lose thread
>>77472401
rely mak u thin
Not this sh*tty post again.
Today there are so many reposts and anti-Trump posts this place is starting to look like 9fag.
>>77472401
>1 post by this ID
hello, chill!
Mainstream media is going all out against Trump, as usual. For me, YouTube's front-page had Colbert and Seth Meyers bits dissing Trump. It's a concerted, biased effort on part of Hollywood liberalism
That wasn't even funny. Why was everyone laughing so hard what a fucking embarassment
>>77472636
youtube caters to what you watch
>>77472251
A lot of people born without it these days.
It's not really rare. Some born with wisdom teeth but do not need to remove because the teeth do not interfere with the others teeths
>>77472075
Not only muslims, but everyone.
If she use whorish clothes, she's a whore.
>>77472699
I wasn't logged in.
>>77468922
What an ugly 13 old.Disgusting.
>>77471260
it's the dim lighting
>>77472823
doesn't matter
>>77470463
Lmao i ate cereal from cool whip containers and my bottom teeth are gappy. Damn mom
>>77469799
HIGHER
>>77468922
didn't even smile, but maybe its because I'm german
>>77468922
When I was 13 I roasted adults causing butthurt, some cunts even cryed, jokes are for smart people, this sub-human is just pseudo artistic cunt that didn't even write the scenario, look how unflexible her mind is when she is asked question she didn't expect.Pathetic jewish shilling show.
>>77473201
I can tell this story is fake because there's no such country as Ukraine
>>77468922
Look at the sad face of the male host, the handsome one, how he claps and doesn't look at her, he knows he must support this shit or he gets dumped.
Why do they do that fake laugh? If it's not funny don't laugh. Isn't it their job to judge them?
>>77472974
Ok, fine. But I just use YouTube for music. This was paid placement.
>>77471150
Worse. It's liberal humour.
>>77473468
Google follows you around the internet by being embedded into many (if not all major) websites, one of the reasons is to serve paid ads better.
>>77470062
Invisilign?
>>77470463
Jesus Christ are people really this poor/trashy?
(((Hernandez)))
>>77473304
wish there wasn't
>>77474090
i beliv in u
>>77474161
Stannis is my fav in books.
calling trump a reality tv star when he has built a giant fortune doing some of the best business deals all around the world
TEN
>>77468922
I watched this whole through
>didn't even smile once
>so clearly fake, so clearly coached and written into her mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAGwjgopKf8
>>77474401
Holy shit. How do people raise kids like that? Shit nigga you can get a cheap set of dishes at fucking Wally world for like $20 depending on how cheap you wanna go. They'll last you for years. How does one live themselves giving their child a """"""bowl""""""" of cereal out of an old cool whip container? I'd feel like a fucking piece of shit failure of a parent.
>>77468922
HAHAH HAAALLARRIOUS :d:.DD.DD:d:dDD
![hqdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ktVg1XQ.jpg "hqdefault[3].jpg")
>>77468922
>>77474366
FEET
>>77474328
This. The man has had 500 businesses and only 4 bankruptcies. A success rate of over 99% is so beyond rare. He can close a deal with anyone. He wants to actually talk about the elephant in the room instead of ignoring it in the name of political correctness.He's the only candidate left willing to get on good terms with Russia again. Only one who's trying to cut down on imported goods. And people say he's bad for us "because he's mean." Anyone who says he's not qualified is full of shit.
>when people's teeth are so messed up they talk weird because of it
A couple of jokes that I thought were hilarious when I was 13.
>if jack was stuck on the roof, would you help jack off?
>when you come home from school do you take off ur pants and jacket off?
>>77475466
>>when you come home from school do you take off ur pants and jacket off?
I didn't hear any jokes, I was too busy staring at Mel B's tits
Don't get me wrong, her stand-up was atrocious, but it was still less awful than SHOES.
>>77469582
Perfect teeth and wisdom teeth came in and didn't do shit
>>77470396
Britain is def true, even their tv actors have fucked up teeth
>>77468922
Her father is either a cuck or one of her parents is a half nigger
Sage. Shitty bait.
>>77469566
Make Her Mouth Great Again™
>>77472442
Are you a nigger?
the face is the best thing on her
Dem Teef
Okay, so the only credentials for being a baby sitter is that she's been a baby herself, which was an okay joke i guess. The next one made sense too, as a docter treats sick people. But how are reality tv and presidentiality connected? Either I don't get it or it was just a very shitty joke. Fuck America's got talent either way.
>>77477660
Now that is comedy.
>>77468922
ids one fuggin joge /bol/
She's pretty good for a 13 year old, if she keeps it up she could make it a career for sure, but not good enough to advance in a talent contest.
She's got that collect free brownie points by making half-baked jokes about current news material technique down though.
>Not old enough to vote
>thinking I should care about her political opinion
Yeah nah.
Do people really find this funny? Yeah its a 13 year old, but hell the kids that would make fun of other kids when i was in middle school were funnier than this little cunt.
And do people really think she BTFO'd Trump? If so, thanks America, you're taking political advice from a 13 year old. We're fucking doomed.
Why was the audience acting like this talentless hack is funny
>>77468922
She looks like a stereotypical jew.
>>77470655
Thanks for the flag my nigger
>>77469826
Underrated
>>77479450
>And do people really think she BTFO'd Trump?
doesn't matter, the media said it, so in normies minds, whether they watch it or not, he's BTFO
the media wants to control your thoughts, they don't want you to objectively look at the comedy, they just want you to go "hahaha good for her, fuck evil bigot Trump", and then go back to your mcdonalds and netflix
>>77469166
pic related's daughter
>>77468922
>stand up comedian
>material that she got from her parents
>will grow out of it in a few years
>turns out to be not that great
>applause seems canned
>>77468922
She looks like a typical kike negroid mongrel.
>kikes
>human
>>77468922
Deport this little shit!
>>77469420
you didn't appreciate the "WITH ME?" delivery?
>>77468922
>isn't it weird when x does y?
>have you guys ever x? Isn't it soooo crazy when you're in x and y happens?
>X, AM I RIGHT YOU GUYS?
I just can't laugh at that kind of shit. That's literally the lowest tier of comedy.
>>77474769
a bowl is a fucking bowl. if you idiots are too stupid to repurpose items and then go off to spend good money on shit that you just THREW away then wally world is the place for you. give them your money to pathetic drones of consumerist idiot logic.
>>77470679
alien pretending to be a hot girl on the far left.
>>77482739
I mean shit man, do what you want, you're a free man. I just want to know what it's like to that poor. How do you even afford Internet? Or am I helping you out via taxes?
>>77482483
When mediocrity thrives it becomes the norm.
>>77471300
she's know the nigger was a reality show host and wants to become president.
that makes her smarter than 90% of /pol/ and 100% of trump supporters.
>>77482974
It's not being "that poor". It's called being frugal. This does not prevent you from owning finer dinnerwear. The practice is meant to be a lesson on the potential and likely inevitable scarcity of items. You appreciate what you have and save everything. When there's a surplus, then you sell those items. It's a very simple concept and represents a minimalist culture that doesn't take anything for granted.
>>77472442
Why do you think rape occurs at night
>>77483790
Seek help, anon. Your family is worrying about your hoarding. They're concerned for your mental health. They worry because they care.
>>77483168
>she's know the nigger was a reality show host and wants to become president.
hmm really make you think...
>>77468922
>/pol/ is funnier than this "comedian"
Makes you think when a board on a Cantonese web weaving forum can be funnier than someone who practices comedy for 3 years
>>77486691
>/pol/
>funny
>not simply trying to be the most edgiest cunts around while simplifying everyone to some small aspect of themselves/culture while spouting bigotry and misogyny.
pol really isn't that funny when you think about it. it's always the same shit and the only reason we think it's remotely entertaining is because it's a form of entertainment that you can hardly find anywhere else.
>>77468922
How did anyone actually watch this video without dying of cringe but yeah trump btfo
>>77468922
those lenseless fucking frames...
and trump btfo.
>>77468922
She has the same annoying delivery as liberal comedians like Oliver and others. I wonder what you call that.
>>77488256
Unfunnyness.
>>77488256
Scripted & spoonfed
>>77468922
2 questions: Why did people laugh and how does the deepness of her voice rival mine?
>>77483111
That's what Gen Z is making into reality, where it's okay that you didn't do your best, and that it's okay to not strive to greatness. Countries aren't founded on mediocrity and lazy people, neither will they function better with said people
Not bad. I mean, she's 13 and performing in front of a huge audience on national TV. That's really not bad, however the shitlibs are using her as a weapon against Trump when really she's going for low hanging fruit cause she's fucking 13
>>77490234
Literally anyone could stand in front of a circlejerky audience that hates Trump and say "Trump sucks!" for laughs.
>>77469166
13 year that thinks her opinions matter? Check.
Womanlet who falsely thinks women can be funny? Check.
SJW glasses and faux sense of superiority? Check.
SJW Kool-aid drinking judges more concerned about stoking a 13 year old's self esteem than breaking the harsh truth that 13 year olds are parasitic society, and the only reason we invest so much in them is so they can hopefully be useful some day? Check.
