Looking specifically for 'Maybe if we ban all the guns!' and 'I'm afraid of being responsible for my own safety'
Dumping what I've got in return.
I'll dump some for ya
>>77432131
slide it
>>77432131
(((You)))
i guess i'll dump too
>>77431806
>>77432332
Thanks anon
My personal favorite
>>77432363
fucking savage
>>77432322
>>77432377
two of these are dubs, encouraging blessings from kek
>>77432131
>tfw Idon't have an answer to this
>>77432389
>keep the argument simple
But these are the arguments given to us.
(((You)))
>>77432208
someone should make something like this with
"You have to respect people's pronouns, what people want to be called is what you should do to protect their feelings.
What? You're voting for Trump? Don't you know that his ancestor's names were actually Drumpf but they changed their last names? Haha, fucking idiot! DRUMPF SUCKS!"
>>77432413
This is how reddit deals with its dissent
Does anyone have the one where the guy says you misspelled something so your argument is invalid?
>>77432515
Ok, kid.
The slide shills are really coming out hard.
>>77432592
>>77432619
>kid
Hahaha, oh man I'm so rekt.
How will I ever recover (((Friend)))
>>77432619
Anyone saying Jews aren't smart is a retard or a Jew
>>77432619
That's called nepotism
>>77432691
You seem upset.
>>77432131
>true
I'm really sweaty, not fat, and I don't wear swastikas
Is this me /pol/?
dumping my OC
>>77432363
A bit off-topic to the thread, but I'm pretty sure Hillary's social media/PR team fucking hate her.
She makes so many bad fucking tweets. I'm not talking opinions, I'm talking in structure and shit. Like in the pic you posted, where she mentions people being under an FBI watchlist should disqualify you from getting guns. A competent campaign would not dare to even MENTION the FBI when their candidate is well known for literally being investigated by them.
Same thing happened when she did the "Delete your account" thing. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw that was her emails that she deleted. Then I remembered that she was being investigated for misconduct. No competent campaign would do this, and I know the Clintons can afford competent people.
Her staff has to hate her, wouldn't make sense otherwise
>>77432811
this one is RED HOT i just made it then SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
>>77432685
merci
>>77432516
Decent but "Drumpf" isn't a pronoun
>>77432363
>THOSE BANTZ
Holy shit
>>77432406
>>77432425
>>77432977
The message is calling people what they wished to be called as not to offend them, as it's their right, but then them doing a 180 and calling a person what they don't want to be called as a joke.
>>77432977
Replace "pronoun" with "identity"
>>77432370
>A FUCKING LEAF/DOG
>>77432800
>>77432927
>>77433114
>>77432977
Yeah this could work
>>77433194
Who are you quoting?
>>77432779
>he says, while posting a disagreeing opinion on said forum
>>77432389
>conservative trope is a handsome, physically impressive white man
Art imitates reality, truly
>>77433120
>>77432413
>conservative handsome white man trope
I love being white
>>77432999
>>77432413
>>77432433
>>77432458
>>77432619
>>77432654
>>77432699
>>77432779
Wow, these are really awful.
>>77432389
>>77432413
>>77432433
>>77432458
>>77432619
>>77432654
>>77432779
Here's your (((Yous))).
I think it's pretty funny that while normally the people mocked in these comics are deformed untermenschen, your satirical rendering of an alt-right /pol/ack is handsome with a tall face with a well-curved jaw-line.
Sort of says what you know deep down.
>>77433509
And you are really salty/triggered
>>77432676
What? This isn't a libertarian board fuck off. H1bs are cancer
>>77433248
Nice try, Inez.
>>77433250
Astute observation! Gold star for you.
>>77433272
More like douchey white kid sitting on a computer that his parents bought him then belittling others that don't work.
>>77433424
Grasping at straws, son.
>>77433509
Just trying to stick this thread's theme.
>>77433554
Whatever you need to convince yourself.
>>77432433
>/pol/ consistently admits ashkenazi Jews are amongst the more superior of intellects, even better than most Europeans outside of Anglos, Germans, and Nordic peoples.
Nice try numale
I can only hope to believe that this is the same faggot that made these shit images, proxying and trying to sow popularity with his garbage. Next time, try posting pictures of cats and bacon on Fark.
>>77433390
Thanks for agreeing with me
>>77432619
>1(3) post by this user.
The harsh reality is that conservatives circlejerk about the things that we know matter, protection, security, trade etc. Leftists dwell in the land of feelings and feelings cause nations to fall.
>>77432676
Agree with this.
Free market=X=protectionism
Pick one or the other.
Get fucked IT/computer "specialists"
Coding isn't hard.
>>77434061
Yeah, that sort of sounds like something a conservative circlejerk would tell each other.
>>77432676
>libertarian
WE ARE NOT FUCKING LIBERTARIANS AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77433571
The fact of the matter is you're broadening the definition of a circlejerk to fit your view. A tumblr circlejerk is what reddit emulates, with people screaming pressing report and telling people to leave. Newfags here do the same thing but /pol/ real users refute your opinion.
When you post an opinion like "lol fuck /pol/ your opinion is retarded" well of course we're gonna make fun of your stupid ass and tell you to leave. It's not a constructive opinion.
>>77433984
Not really a contradiction there.
>>77432819
Haven't you heard?
The secret service often refers to Hillary (along with other Clinton functionaries) as "Hitlery".
Amazingly even the Beltway hates her.
I've been wanting to pick /pol/s collective group thing about this, but what do you think about Trump's falling numbers on polls taken before the attack? He's down 12% last I heard. If his poll numbers don't surge after the attack, what then?
>>77434123
It's not a circlejerk because while we make fun of you for disagreeing with what we know is the correct method of government through education and looking at factual information, we also inform you (albeit angrily) about why we believe what we believe. The fact is it gets tiring to continuously give people hard found facts and site resources only to be refuted with "lol thats racist though" that we get annoyed with it and tell people to fuck off because they are set in their ways and unable to consider life in another aspect. Most of us came from being leftist and only recently moved into the altright movement.
>>77434306
>refute your opinion
Hahaha holy shit, this is so far the only post that actually made me laugh.
>I'm skeptical on Trump's endorsement of disregarding the 2nd amendment an-
>SHILLBOT. SHILLARY. DNC BOT. SHILL FROM REDDIT. REDDIT TROLL BAIT SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL FUCK OFF SHILL FUCK FUCK SHILL!!
Haha, damn, really made me laugh. Also check ID's faggot.
>>77434306
The fact that you're taking these cherrypicked images to heart makes me question your ability to stay in an anonymous imageboard.
Both images take two different people from one generalized group to make them look like hypocrites. If you think most liberals are this bad, you're what we call sheltered.
>>77434634
>what we know is the correct method of government of education and looking at factual information
Yeah, like I said, this is something your conservative circle jerk told you. It's amazing how far deep you are in the pit that you can't even utilize introspective thinking and realizing how much of a dumbass you sound like.
>WHOA! EVERYONE JUST HAPPENS TO DISAGREE WITH ME AND FEED ME STUFF I WANT TO HEAR! NO WAY!
>>77432516
someone did that with trump and bruce jenner but i don't have it
>>77433984
Is that a Muslim?
>>77432676
>2016
>Still being a Libertarian
Anybody have the one about bankers supporting immigration? It's sort of like this one. Wish I had saved it.
>>77433984
What's the point this is trying to make?
He doesn't even insult women that don't follow his world view, he just says he doesn't want them.
How isn't this reasonable?
>>77434680
Newfags gonna newfag. If you're here for awhile you realize certain topics have already been hard pressed and come out on top, so most of us get very annoyed arguing them again with the same type of liberal fallacies that they so love to use.
>>77434744
I'm not I just find it amusing that when the left gets their shit blown the fuck out they have to poke fun at the newfags who are too excited about getting a good president to argue why he should be elected properly. Not all of us are political pundits.
>>77434809
>This is something your conservative circlejerk told you.
No completely false I had these opinions since I was a young kid. My dad was military and my mother was a teacher so the only hazy issue I was raised on was pro-union.
I went here and found a group of people that felt the same and we shared experiences and laughed at faggot liberals. Liberals that can hold their own (Dave Rubin types) are perfectly okay. You'll get the occasional "lol liberal xxxD types but those are mostly new people or The_Donald fags that immigrated.
If you want a debate ill gladly engage you.
>>77435059
>leftist using sources
u wot
isn't the usual leftist insult against /pol/ that we bomb them with sources?
>>77434061
Ironic, coming from an ideology driven by nothing but hatred, fear, and disgust. I would hardly call that "lack of feeling"
Don't even try to deny it
>ban all muslims, they scary
>gimme guns for protection
>the government is STEALING by taking 18 cents from my stop and shop purchase
>gays and trannies are so grooooss ewww
>mexico is taking my job that I still have!! save me!!
>>77435059
some shill actually drew this
or did this mexican do so out of sheer butthurt
>>77435333
agent_scully_defends_the_greys.tiff
>>77435211
Yes unfortunately leftists like to use graphs that are worded so groups are left out.
>Read: Gun crime in the US.
The graph was about rising illicit sales of guns.
And other such fallacies so when we give them actual graphs and real sources they get upset.
>>77435313
>/pol/ is Nazi.
Have you heard of a meme? Memes are these things that people repeat until they just kind of stick. /pol/ hates Jews somewhat ironically. The legit hatred is towards the multinational billionaires who fund wars and cause countries to fall with their ridiculous policy "suggestions".
>>77431806
>>77433660
I pay for my parent's phones with the money I make, actually.
Still handsome and white
Are you a masochist? Because you're not doing anything except screaming into the dark.
>>77435448
Where did I say that /pol/ is a Nazi?
>>77435521
>driven by an ideology of hatred fear disgust etc
I assumed you were talking about Nazism because the prospect of you referring to the alt-right by those terms is completely preposterous.
>>77432413
>>77433794
Actually this might work
>>77435607
Did you read my entire post?
>>77435160
>no completely false I was force fed and brain washed with these opinions since I was a kid
Oh well done, no wonder you're convinced you're right, it's literally woven into your brain from your development. You probably have a difficult time rationalizing with anyone else that disagrees with you due to your circlejerk you had with your parents when you were 3.
>if you want a debate i'll gladly engage you
Chances are you and I agree on a lot of the same stuff.
The multiple layers of self-awareness ITT are making me dizzy in a way I never knew possible.
>>77434981
Here you go, m8.
>>77435719
XD le upbote
>>77433239
Kek. Even Isis laugh at them.
>>77435853
well at least you tried
>>77434938
>shit postin
>Straya's past time
Jealous that your political parties are "liberal" or "more liberal" and not "Conservative" or "more guns/more drugs"?
>>77435853
L O W E N E R G Y
>>77435971
You can literally use that response on any image in this thread, Nigel.
>>77435973
At least both of our major parties agree with stopping the boats, Paco
>>77433584
/pol/ is one person
I actually heard gunshots in my neighborhood and grabbed my gun and put it on my desk. I would feel naked without it
>>77436105
Why are you posting this exactly?
>>77435683
Yes and I responded to it and denied it.
>ban all muslims, they scary
Nobody here thinks muslims are scary, we think they're incompatible with western society.
>gimme guns for protection
Okay let me explain this one since for 30 fucking years you people don't seem to comprehend the fact that when people who want to commit crime can't get guns legally, they buy them illegally.
A man wants to shoot a school up but he's on the FBI watch list and can't buy a gun. He goes to the hooded drug dealer in a barrio or deep city, tells him what he wants, and gets told to fuck off or given someone to contact. If he gets told to fuck off he repeats with a different vagrant until he gets a contact to buy firearms from. Then he goes and shoots the school up with a gun that doesn't have a serial number on it.
>the government is STEALING by taking 18 cents from my stop and shop purchase
We are not libertarians, holy shit. Most people here don't give a fuck about tax. We'd like it to be lower but most of us have jobs so we can support ourselves.
>gays and trannies are so grooooss ewww
How long have you been on 4chan? Gay and tranny porn gets posted all over the fucking place. Most of the hatred is a reaction to that gross shit. You shouldn't force a straight man to watch fag porn just like you shouldn't force a fag to watch straight porn.
>mexico is taking my job that I still have!! save me!!
The argument isn't about the job it's about the untaxed money that accounts for billions of dollars a year. These people are getting paid like 7 dollars of untaxed money an hour. They give none of that back to the government and live on welfare since they don't "have enough to pay taxes." In some states they only require a form of ID for welfare. I have a guy on my phone I can call for a fake id.
>>77435459
Fucking meta meme
Well put
Vague enough to be applicable to any position
>>77435822
Not the one I was thinking of. It was shorter and I'm pretty sure it mentioned something about rich bankers supporting immigration.
>>77431806
>Supports open carry
>Gets shot
Why don't Amerifats learn?
>>77435687
Call it that if you want. Then I went through my rebellious phase and became a libertarian leftist, which is cringy as fuck. I had tons of high school friends because I played football and said little edgy one liners in class like "well who gives a shit if gays get married i mean the reason we cared back then was because we had little information about them"
Eventually I grew out of it and realized the reason why legalizing gay marriage is such an issue. It destroys the nuclear family which is such a vitality to the America way.
>>77432131
>>77432798
>>77432509
Slide the shills.
If they have a Canadian flag especially just ignore their posts. If they're australian like me, do not trust them unless they say they're not from Melbourne.
t. Brisbane boy
>>77436396
Except the amount of gun crime in america is majorly black on black so why would we give a fuck? They need to fix their own race.
>>77432413
>helvetican fontface
Shill, fuck off
This meam has officially left the S&P 500 as of this thread
>>77432685
Better version
>>77436435
Okay, kid.
>>77434123
>le conservative circlejerk
This board is FULL of people like you sliding threads, pissing in everyone else's corn flakes and generally dissenting. It's absolutely fucking packed to capacity with you. Your bullshit doesn't have a leg to stand on, sorry.
>>77436285
Define "incompatible". You're afraid of being bombed, don't deny it.
What's your point? Why do you care? There is clearly emotion involved somehow in this.
Okay, I don't think most conservatives would agree
Nobody's forcing you to do anything. I see you're not denying that you don't feel disgust from that imagery.
Most simpleton working class conservatives have and will argue that mexicans are taking their jobs.
>>77432458
Your forced memes are awful. Your drawing is shit, has too much effort even at that and too much text and your points are non ones.
commie cunt, your memes aren't good
>>77433239
good
>>77436264
>Looking specifically for 'Maybe if we ban all the guns!' and 'I'm afraid of being responsible for my own safety'
Felt relevant
>>77432619
Your shit smacks of effort and is shit no one says.
>>77436965
The "slide" threads are people pissing retards like you off. It's the right wing version of tumblr.
Any actual thread that disagrees with pol rhetoric is also cast off as a shill, bait thread. Ironically at Reddit the circle jerk is artificial, imposed by an upvote, downvote system, whereas here it's actively, consciously enforced by the userbase.
Well done, this place is worse than reddit.
>>77437080
Welcome to the thread! Enjoy your stay!
>>77432654
You're using too much text and too much obvious wording.
Can you be any more of a shill? Lefties are the fucking worst at this shit.
>>77432685
This is how you do it. The drawing has simple character, the punchline is to the point.
>>77432800
Except for the fact that almost half of democrats voted for a socialist.
>>77433239
Comedy gold
>>77432699
Your fucking drawing is just awful. It's very clear from the fontface you're using and the way you draw that you're just imitating the real deal.
The text is literally awful. Using fucking punctuation and everything.
>>77437229
Jesus fuck dude, it's fucking MS paint comics with text attached to them. I know you're trying to come off as smart and observant, but you're trying way too hard.
>>77437321
>>77433096
Argie here hit the nail on the head
>>77432433
you must be new here. everyone on /pol/ knows that jews are smart as hell
>>77433096
I like you
>>77437535
So you get pissed at niggers for stupid and irresponsible and blaming their problems on the smarter white man, but then get pissed at jews for outsmarting you. Got it.
>>77437394
Boi it's impossible to argue with an aussie, you must be new
>>77437675
>mixing personal property with the protection of the state
I know you are australian but god damn, this is just plain stupidity.
kys my man.
>>77437747
Fun nonetheless.
>>77432458
>implying equivalency between humans and objects
>implying equivalency between the constitutional acknowledgement of the firearm to secure the state and its citizens against tyrannical rule and muslims
>Taking a talking point from Donald Trump, removing its qualifier and using it as a strawman. W E W
Nice try though
>>77437143
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Shill factory
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>>77437200
>!
>!
b& plz
>>77437772
shhh. the normies don't know any better
>>77432819
It might not be that they hate her, but she's surrounded herself with yes men that wouldn't dare tell her if some of her ideas are shit.
>>77437678
Yep
Newfag rebbit shill
gas it
>>77437801
>replying to people in shit threads
>ending with punctuation
fuck off to your neofag or whatever forum you came from assdriller
>>77432654
>implying people are upset that the Jews are "making money"
really makes you think
>>77432779
Lol you moron. What is irony?
>>77438143
Ok, kid.
>>77437678
Well, they do this shit
And you overlook the jews atrocities in Palestine
Got it
>>77436521
this, 90% of canadian posters are actual mudslimes or apathetic chinks that slide for shillery.
in fact, you can even dismiss this post as achmed, I can't even trust my own ip
>>77432779
there are no accounts on this site
there is not heavy moderation of discussion with a view to an agenda or endstate by the moderators
everyone is welcome to their own opinion, its only retards that expect it to be agreed with that get upset. like you, cunt.
keep trying.
nothing personnel, kid
>>77432413
I actually agree with this one. Too many lazy cunts on here can't take 20 seconds to post a reply as to why we "do/think/believe x" to obvious newfags.
>>77438355
>the shitposts are coming from inside the house
>>77432363
Kek fucking savage.
>>77432190
As an atheist people who talk like this really burn my biscuits.
>>77438143
youre embarrassing yourself and everyone else in australia with your autistic, hamfisted critique. just shoosh ploise, sit this one out
>>77438961
>we have a stranger in our house.
>>77437772
>Mexican who is scared of walls
Color me surprised.
>>77432654
that's why /pol/ when from being lolbertarians to staunch 3rd positionists.
>>77434101
How is asking for fair taxes the same as asking for lower amounts of work visas. The government controls the flow of work visas and the tech industry, for the most part, just uses them as an excuse to pay pooloos almost half of what an American gets paid. H1B1 are supposed to be for highly skilled individuals, yet most of the people they import need extensive on the job training because they lack most qualifications or previous experience. Visas are a privilege, not a right. Why is incentivising businesses to ditch entry level Americans in tech a bad idea? You tell me.
tl;dr
taxes are a necessity for a healthy society
pooloo visas are not
>>77433169
>ifunny now reposts these
>>77437772
The country is the governments private property, it's just called "public" and anyone legally in the country is allowed to use it (similar to having a guest at your house).
>>77433984
By saying "look man" I assume this stawman isn't talking to a woman. The world doesn't owe men shit while, at the same time, women need to be taken care of. Don't see much of a contradiction here. Women just can't seem to 'into' anything, at least based on thousands of years of male dominated human history. Women are subs, and like 90% of them (not an actual statistic) play healers in mmos for a reason. Women are their to be support, not to say that every greasy neckbeard deserves a good woman.
>>77435853
I can make you my spouse and you can come over here if you want. Fag marriage is legal now.
>>77433509
>Wow, these opinions that differ from mine are really awful.
>>77432131
>all those angry responses
Ahahhahha
>>77432819
Shes not making her tweets, at least not all of them. Her PR team is garbage.
>>77433460
the analogy is so ridiculous I'm really not sure what the point even is.
Maybe that is the point?
>>77435641
oh yeah?
>>77431806
Right here, faggot.
>>77434560
What was said or done that made him drop 12 points?
Maybe it'd be better without the left half.
>>77432779
the irony is palpable
>>77437678
People on /pol/ want to be left alone from both stupid niggers and jew overlords. The problems each pose are different but they feed into each other. Jews push for welfare and mass immigration to displace the native population and create a stupider pleb class. Niggers ruin society by committing crime, being degenerate, and taking lots of welfare.
tl;dr, back 2 reddit
>>77431806
>>77431806
Jesus this thread is a huge, stinking pile of shit.
>>77447013
>>77445605
wtf i love taxation now
>>77437678
Nice strawman
>White people created society
>Niggers did not
>Kikes did not
>Niggers commit crimes, leech off welfare, and have low IQ
>Kikes manipulate and commit fraud/usurpery related acts
IQ is not the end all be all to anything. The fact is niggers are niggers and kikes are kikes, regardless of their IQs as a whole.
>>77432779
It's like a shitty Reddit meme.
Reddit is shit at memes. Just are, always will be. Too much forced humor on the site in general.
>>77447132
holy shit I lold
Remember when this board didn't suck so much ass?
Seriously, I only want Trump to win a this point in hopes that he'll exterminate either
>This board
>All left winged posters
>All right winged posters
Just so that I'll never have to deal with annoying shills ever again.
Every fucking time one of these threads are made it's full of catchy simplistic drawings made to humiliate the left or right wing and they're usually inaccurate and abhorrent.
I want National Socialism to return just to kill you Lefty Marxists and Righty Reactionaries on this board.
>>77432824
Low energy
>>77448752
>Brexit happens
>Trump wins
>no need for /pol/ anymore
>/pol/ closes and all the bitching and counter bitching cancer killing the board and leaking to the other boards is gone
>>77436987
I don't get it
>>77449392
One can only hope, I honestly just hate reddit and reactionary fags on /pol/
>>77432619
Defending jews.
On the internet.
Like some kind of...jewish internet defense force.
Oi fucking vey, people are laughing at hebrews!
This is teeerable, it must bother your asthma so much.
Nothing is as bad as mocking a hebrew. Everyone knows they can't take a joke.
Even if the humor is free.
>>77449405
Leonardo DiCaprio flies around in a private jet to give talks about how global warming is bad and carbon emissions need to be reduced.
>>77431806
>'I'm afraid of being responsible for my own safety'
>implying your average American isn't fucking stupid.
>>77437535
>jews
ashkenazi jews*
>>77449911
Like business you often have to spend money to make money, he could still have a net 'positive' effect. Regardless, it's not obvious that it's a private jet or leonardo dicaprio from the image, shit image, shit country.
>>77433096
go be white somewhere else
>>77450641
Go cry some more no one knows who you are you fucking islander.
>>77449405
Celebrity takes a jet and a car to speak about the effects of global warming.
>>77437143
No, the difference is that this is one of the last places on the internet that people can actually talk about things that are "not politically correct" and that is what people come here for. If I wanted to argue with some liberal about current issues I would go on Facebook or twitter or reddit etc. WHICH I ALSO DO but I come here to be around like minded people. So what if it is kind of a circle jerk, the rest of the internet is a circle jerk for the left wing
And might I add that at least here to disagree with someone you have to say something rather then on reddit where you just down vote them.
>>77433294
Oh shit, I was just firing up Paint to make this exact image. Thanks Freedomeaglebro.
OC
>>77433554
>>77436062
Wait, they did? Since when is Labour not the 'muh boatpeople' party?
>>77432654
They can make all the money they want as long as they stay in israel
>>77445605
This one is great
>>77445278
So are we posting arguments that have never been made now? Cool.
>>77433554
no fags beyond this point
>>77445278
OC
>>77455309
you may want to browse something other than /pol/ once in a while
>>77432406
Same.
>tfw can't even draw shitty faces like that in Paint so you can't make your oc
>>77432779
>all those mad responses
Hahaha holy fuck keep it up man you're doing gods work
>>77432676
>What is isolationalism?
Kek. You can be a classic liberal and still be a nativist.
>>77432779
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