Update on the Orlando gator story
>http://www.wkyt.com/content/news/383062061.html
>The body of a 2-year-old boy who was grabbed Tuesday night by an alligator near a Walt Disney World resort hotel has been recovered, Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings said Wednesday.
>He has been identified as Lane Graves of Elkhorn, Nebraska.
>The sheriff says the boy's body was found intact and that he likely died of drowning. There will be a full autopsy.
>>77417753
Why didn't anyone help?
No one dived in after him?
I guess they were right when they said The West lacks courage.
>>77417753
Did you hear that they killed discovered alligators around the area? Kinda wrong to blame the whole species for the action of one gator.
#GatorLivesMatter
>>77417861
the dad got busted up trying to free the kid. Gators are fast in the water and that jaw is impossible to open once its locked down. Kid was in the water, gets chomped and pulled, dad jumps in to try and pull kid free, gator goes deeper and gets away drowning the kid in the process. If it grabbed something bigger that could have fought back while the dad was fighting it may have let go, but tiny kids and pets are always fucked in these cases.
>>77418517
There's a little pin sized hole in the back of its head. Jam your thumb in it and you'll tickle its brain.
>>77418748
Shiki pls.
>have juicy baby meat at your disposal
>doesn't eat it
baka
>>77418748
Not everyone has mystic eyes of death perception like you anon
>>77418748
I forgot to bring a pen
>inb4 pol claims the 2 year old is a crisis actor
Why did the swampnigger snatch the kid if he wasn't even gonna eat him?
>>77419193
Except he is. This whole event is a ruse to shift media attention away from the shooting. Call me when the autopsy is released to the public.
IF
ONLY
WE
BANNED
ASSAULT
ALLIGATORS
FIRST
BAN
ASSAULT
ALLIGATORS
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>>77417753
False flag
>>77417861
Do you have any idea how powerful gators are? Not to mention that running into gator infested waters is a fucking suicide mission.
>blaming gators
it was probably a shit posting aussie salty croc.
>The Jews at Disney sacrifice small children to their Death Cult to keep the sheckles flowing.
Yeah. News.
>>77417753
aligators are cool though. fuck niggers
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/hitler-was-not-racist
>>77417753
Does anybody know if this alligator is jewish?
>>77418517
>>77419567
>>77417753
I'm calling this right now. There was no gator.
Somehow the kid drowned, and the dad made up the gator story. Possibly murder.
That's why they're doing an autopsy. The body is intact. If you read between the lines, they noticed that the body hadn't been chewed on by a gator. They're suspicious now.
>>77417753
Can I has, lunch?
>>77420939
Now more and more gators will be killed to keep children safe. Do you not see what's happening? They are trying to holocaust the gators.
#GatorLivesMatter
>>77417753
They're only talking about this because the kid was white.
What about all the black kids that died Tuesday night? No news about them.
The fact that you idiots think the media is "leftist" is so dillusional, this story PROVES that the media is RACIST
>>77421358
He a good boi. He just trying to luggage his life and shit.
>>77421539
What about that black kid that got the gorilla killed.
>>77421539
but if their death is not sensational, is it racist? Nobody cares about a regular old homicide anymore.
If this happened in australia:
> crocodile grabs child
>dad rips of shirt
>equips bowie knife
>dives in
>Nobody can see a thing
>Its dead silent
>something is moving down there
>dad appears from water with still alive son and new crocodile leather boots on.
>>77422650
t. crocodile dundee
>>77422650
I want to believe, got a link?
>>77417753
He dinchew nuffin
>>77417753
did he died
>>77422894
Get your head examined for autismal retardation.
>>77423130
No, the gator is fine.
The fucking kid deserved to die, I hope its parents get ruined by Disney and end up destitute.
If they're a nuisance and their numbers are sustainable, I bet they taste ... well, just okay. Like frog with the texture of veal.
>>77423547
Fuck yeah Dino land.
Tbqh, I don't give a shit about the kid; what saddens me is that they've already euthanized five alligators in that area, meaning at least four innocent alligators were killed. The kid had terrible parents: you should never just let your id walk up to the side of a lake in Florida, b/c chances are there is an alligator waiting for easy meat.I moved out of Florida last week, and i can tell you that you have to be a total dumb-ass to just walk into their terri'try without being cautious. The poor reptiles never knew it wasn't okay to eat humans, they just snap at whatever comes within range.
Copied from an older thread.
>>77417985
>Did you hear that they killed discovered alligators around the area? Kinda wrong to blame the whole species for the action of one gator.
>#GatorLivesMatter
I AGREE. We do not go and kill every dindu when one of them fucks up. So why the mass slaughter of innocent alligators/?!??
>>77420939
there were other collaborating the story
>humans invade alligator territory
>build a hotel around it
>are shocked when predators eat prey
the only shocking thing about this story is the alligator didn't eat the kid. i know crocs don't give a shit and will eat humans, maybe it was a size difference thing?
>>77418517
>impossible to open
A gators mouth isn't a black hole you autist.
>>77417861
The dad tried, got his ass kicked because its an alligator, and alligators are really good at dragging shit underwater. It's kind of their thing.
>>77423547
they killed like 20 gators in response
>>77423974
Gator tail is big down here in fl. Really good, literally just like chicken.
>taking a 2 year old to Disney world
Why? He's not going to fucking remember it and he's too young to comprehend what's going on.
>>77417753
>gators
The funny part is I bet they're excited imagining how much money they'll get from Disney, while Disney's lawyers are busy producing every single instance between their arrival and the incidence where they were warned to stay out of the water and that gators were present.
>>77424354
IKR. The gator really isn't at fault here. It's the kid's shitty parents letting him get near a lakeside in Florida. I've had gators snap at me, but i'm alive b/c i always keep a set distance from the water.
>>77424449
It's a fucking massacre of innocent reptiles.
>>77419251
It didn't realize it was a kid, thought it was something else when it grabbed him. Alligators don't like the taste of people, so once he realized the thing he grabbed wasn't what he thought it was he left it.
>>77424600
it just seems like straight up evolution to me
shit parents and shit genetics (bad fight or flight instinct) = no procreation
>>77424661
D-Does KEK will this to his own?
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>>77423871
Disney is going to be paying them MILLIONS. They just won the redneck jackpot. They are set for life.
>>77420939
Let me see if I understand your theory right.
A couple and their two kids, from Elkhorn, Nebraska, save up money to go to Orlando, FL. Take all the time and effort to book rooms and buy tickets.
They attend an outside movie night with their two kids, and the dad somehow put tooth puncture wounds on the child then drowned him and pretended it was a gator.
Do I have your version right?
Two sets of idiotic parents we exposed their children to dangerous animals in the same month.
>>77421358
Quit gator baiting.
>>77417753
Did we get the parents ethnicity yet?
>>77425059
Gorillas generally aren't dangerous.
>>77424545
>while Disney's lawyers are busy producing every single instance between their arrival and the incidence where they were warned to stay out of the water and that gators were present.
Sure, but only to present as a reason why the family shouldn't sue for more. The settlement Disney is going to offer them is going to be absurd.
>>77417753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qUiytLYRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qUiytLYRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qUiytLYRc
>>77425209
You're more than welcome to jump into a gorilla enclosure yourself.
>>77424545
>The funny part is I bet they're excited imagining how much money they'll get from Disney,
Something tells me you don't have children.
>>77424406
Are Germans always so insufferably literal?
>>77424227
The kids parents are from Nebraska they clearly have no clue how Florida is or like let alone know about gators in the least bit
>graves
lol
>>77424739
Exactly.
>Authorities were able to locate the child after following a distinct ticking noise in the water
>GatorGeddon
>Crocpocalypse
>Crococaust
>Ragnacroc
>See Ya Later, Alligators
>>77425045
>puncture wounds on the child
Proofs?
>>77417753
Welp that sucks, but those no swimming signs are there for a reason.
>>77418748
>>77424227
>valuing animals over humans
you are a child
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>77427008
Good point, the kid's life is worth more than the gator's, but i can't help but feel bad for the ones getting slaughtered right now: they're animals; they don't know any better.
>>77417753
This would never have happened if the kid was armed
>>77427281
I prefer to look at it by numbers, if there's more people than gators then each individual gators life is worth more
>>77417753
Riiiiiiight a "Gaaaatorrrr"
>>77427434
Well, he used to have arms.
>>77422894
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wild/australias-deadliest/videos/croc-wrangling-grandma/
>>77417753
The gator has to fucking eat, don't dangle fucking babies in front of water fronts in Florida, jesus christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdzGqXLBQw4
>>77427434
Topkek. I just imagined the drawing faster than the gator could spring, and shooting it right in the brain before it even touched him. Ah.. fantasy.
>>77417753
They killed four gators and it turns out to be fucking nothing.
>>77427748
Considering it was at Disney, with tons of people walking around, the poor guy probably didn't get very much game anyway; he must've been hungry.
>>77417861
ancient dinosaur that has been doing this for longer than humans have existed vs a dad.
>>77418894
Underrated.
>>77425180
White trash bruh
>>77417753
gators gona gator
rip lil buddy
>Nebraska
Like I said, tourists just don't fucking listen.
>>77426622
Fuck you for making me laugh.
>>77424406
It pretty much is. You would need equipment to achieve such a feet.
I don't want to sound unsympathetic here, but I can't get past this:
Everyone is bitching about the lack of signage warning of alligators, but it COMMON FUCKING SENSE. I have lived my whole life in New England and have never been to Florida, but even I know that when there you have to PRESUME that any body of fresh water may have gators in it.
And to go by the people I saw interviewed, it was fairly common knowledge that there WERE gators. Many of the same people complaining about lack of signs were complaining about people feeding the gators. Well if you've seen people feeding them, then you shouldn't need a sign. And if you see someone wading with their kid in water you know has gators in it, don't you warn them?
And why were they wading in water that had "no swimming" signs, anyway? Are people that fucking literally-minded that they don't realize that wading is probably intended as falling within the scope? I see a "no swimming" sing, and assume it means "stay the fuck out of the water," probably because it's dangerous (around here, I'd assume it was contaminated).
I'm probably the last person wanting to defend Disney on anything, but I'm having a hard time seeing how they did anything wrong here.
>>77424533
Because they like it, jesus shit are you dumb
>>77418517
See, the problem is the dad forgot his stupid little disney bracelet so he couldn't just swipe it on the gator to release the kid. That's why you've always got to keep those on when you're in Disney.
>>77427748
>that video
>mfw 'baby' shows her his teeth in 5 years
Natural selection at work friends.
I've always heard alligators will sometimes let their prey rot a little before eating it, but didn't find anything about it. I did learn that American Alligators can climb trees(they sometimes do to sunbathe) and that they lure birds with sticks.
>>77423027
underrated
>>77424227
Sorry but I don't want to know the rules of living in a backwards state like florida especially when I'm paying out the ass to go to disney world, expecting them to control the animals in their park.
>>77429033
It's not common sense to show an open air movie next to a lagoon full of alligators, no.
![Dingo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7SUqSti.jpg "Dingo[1].jpg")
>A gator ate me baby!
Florida is an alternate dimension Australia
>>77429474
That's not an excuse for going in the water.
>>77426710
If you got off the echo chamber that is /pol/, you'd already know this stuff:
>His body had only a few puncture wounds, according to a source familiar with the investigation.
>He likely drowned, Demings said.
>"Of course, the autopsy has to confirm that, but there is likely no question in my mind that the child was drowned by the alligator," Demings said.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/
>>77417753
Gators are bros
So long as you don't feed
Do not fuck with crocs though
>>77424793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
>one gator kills ONE baby
>kill dozens of gators in response
>one muslim kills FIFTY americans
>???
>>77429720
>the child was drowned by the alligator,
Well I mean that IS how alligators kill most of their prey. They are fucking bear traps that drag things under water.
How bad would the kid and dad come out if one of these was swimming around?
>>77429824
Looks like I'm now a #PETAfile
>>77429824
The best part is, since the gator didn't eat the baby after all, they probably can't prove which gator actually did it.
>>77429720
That's SOP for alligators, though.
They grab their prey, wear it out, then wedge it under a submerged branch or the like to let it tenderize (i.e. decompose) a bit, only coming back to eat it later. They don't generally eat fresh meat.
>>77429700
>hot as fuck
>go cool off in the water
pretty good excuse breh
>>77429892
Enjoy your fucking monstrosity
I'll keep gators over that any day
>>77430035
Yeah, except for the "no swimming" signs that any thinking adult interprets as "stay out of the water."
>>77424406
>taking what he said literally
>somehow he is the autist here
>>77430035
>>77429700
The kid only dipped his feet in the water supposedly
>>77417753
/an/
Rippy the Gator went Chomp Chomp Chomp.
>>77417753
First off.
>Last name is Graves.
top kek
second why the fuck where they swimming in gator infested water? I can't say I know much about animals, let alone gators but I do know that aside from pit bulls animals never attack unless provoked or you are in their lair.
Was the kid black or white?
>>77420449
Super niggers will make Detroit a super chocolate high tech paradise.......
.......in Egypt
Niggers do be trippin
>>77429720
>Gets nabbed by gator.
>Isn't eaten.
>Only a few puncture wounds.
fake and gay
>>77430304
It's a man made lake, so most people probably don't realize it is connected to other natural waterways.
But, it is Florida, and there are a fuckton of gators in Florida. Would have been cooler if it was an American Crocodile.
>>77417861
(You)
>>77420939
Guns are needed to kill Gators
NRA false flags to reinforce the need for guns
Charlton Heston would be proud
Damn you filthy gators!!!!
>>77425045
>rekt
>>77430502
Doesn't even need to be connected. Gators will cross over land. That's why they have gator crossing signs everywhere and how they regularly end up in swimming pools.
>>77430127
are you 100% sure there were signs there?
>>77429976
>implying the kid wasnt dragged into the water by a muslim
>>77422650
>Dad grabs knife
>Gets arrested for having an illegal weapon
>Breaks free of cops and pulls a large screwdriver
>Gets arrested for having an illegal weapon
>Breaks free of cops and pulls out a whistle
>Gets arrested for having an illegal weapon
Fuck off Cuckstralia, you were interesting once, now you are just a liberal nanny state joke.
>>77423871
>t. vegan gains with US proxy
>>77429824
Are you saying we should kill 1200 straight white christian males?
>>77425952
or he does
>>77430796
You can literally buy big fucking knives anywhere in Australia as long as you have ID
>>77429892
I don't know,you should probably ask that thing after it finishes digesting them.
![Metropolitan+weapons+sweeps+part+1+made+this+comp+using+microsoft_616c69_5865649[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dF5GNXH.jpg "Metropolitan+weapons+sweeps+part+1+made+this+comp+using+microsoft_616c69_5865649[1].jpg")
>>77430796
You're thinking of Britain.
>>77430035
There were tons of signs posted like every five feet near the water. I stayed in a similar resort when I went to Disney with my family and I remember reading warnings all over the place not to go in the water and to be careful of gators. Some people are even stupid enough to feed them. Also you are forgetting that the gator in question was like five feet long at most, so its not like this is some gigantic animal that's gonna take down anything more than a very small child.
>>77429454
You need to learn to lower your expectations. This world is dangerous.
>>77430760
Yes. Most of the articles even had pictures of the beach in question and there were signs every few feet. The kid was literally the only one going in the water.
>>77430760
I can only go by the news reports, which said that while there were no signs explicitly warning of gators, there WERE "no swimming" signs.
>>77418894
>>77418999
>>77419153
>>77426972
I am so lost....
I've met a few people from the Bayou, they know how to deal with gators.
Another tip, they are like torpedoes, crocs and gators are both like this, they can fast in a straight line.
Let them come, step out of the way, they'll never get you.
>>77431261
>>77431160
i see the parents dun fucked up then
>>77431043
WTF is with your weapon standards Britain? Those look like common household objects to me.
>>77418999
nice trips btw.
>>77430796
Hah!
If the dad would have had an AR-15 the kid would still be alive.
>>77431393
They've already banned everything else. Brits are going back to the caveman days of beating each other with random blunt objects. Of course their violent crime rates are going up and up but at least gun violence is low!
>>77420939
Gators are opportunistic hunters. They hunt even if they're not hungry. When they see something they can kill they drag them under to drown them, then stick them in the mud to eat later.
You kids need to lay off the hentai and start watching the goddamn Discovery Channel.
>>77422650
I've seen both Rogue and Black water, that's not how either end..
>>77421539
A toddler getting dragged away under the water by a gator in front of their parents at a Disneyland resort is a pretty crazy story.
Were the black kids mauled by any wild animals or killed in a particular fucked up manner?
>>77431393
They pick up whatever they think could be used as a weapon on those sweeps
>>77431504
An AR-15 would probably do fuck-all to a gator. It's pansy rifle.
>>77422650
>if this happened in Australia
>Dad dived in after crocodile
>Dead silence
>Emu emerges on the otherside of the pond
>A necklace adorned with crocodile teeth and human fingers around its
>Witness die a week latter from getting bite by funnel web spiders
>>77417753
wow i live in elkhorn
wow
>>77417753
alligators is a species of peace, the 2 year old was being hateful and the poor thing was just defending itself
>>77431393
You also need a license to watch TV
>>77424533
He won't remember it anyway. He died.
![75688[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J607q82.jpg "75688[1].jpg")
>>77431625
>implying 5.56 is a pussy round
>>77430974
Nice try Cuckstralia, you cannot carry a knife (regulated weapon) unless you have a reasonable cause. Reasonable cause is:
- lawful pursuit of the person's occupation
- preparation or consumption of food or drink
- participation in a lawful entertainment, recreation or sport
or during travel to or from or incidental to these activities.
So unless you are Crocodile Dundee, and you aren't, or a professional chef, then you better leave your fancy knife on the wall.
Mean while your kid is Crocodile shit.
Liberal Cucks 1 Aussie badasses 0
>>77431625
Gators seldom reach 10 feet
You can hunt them with arrows
>>77427834
The dad or another adult nearby would have shot the gator and the kid would still be alive.
>>77431661
>no cassowaries
>>77417753
>Lane Graves
Excuse me?
>>77431615
Then what about everyone's stuff? Don't they need that shit?
>>77431043
Look it up Einstein. Australia has just as crazy laws as Britain.
You can't carry a screw driver.
>>77418517
Would the kid survive if the dad had an AR-15?
>>77431776
It is when you're talking about shooting something with a proper hide, not thin-skinned humans.
>>77429474
It's Florida. There's gators everywhere there's water.
>>77418748
>There's a little pin sized hole in the back of its head. Jam your thumb in it and you'll tickle its brain
Your thumb is the size of a pin?
>>77431662
>elkhorn
Lincoln is objectively better desu
>>77431895
>>77431797
You can hunt black bear with arrows, too, but I wouldn't try it with an AR.
Public Service Announcement: if you're in Florida and the water is murky there are gators in it. No amount of wildlife management will make this not true. One of the Orlando area's nicknames is "the land of 1000 lakes" (if you look at it on google map you'll see why). Which might as well be "the land of 1,000,000 gators." Though actual alligator attack incidents are low (since they are generally fearful of people and noise), in tourist areas where idiots feed them it's quite unsafe to wade in shallow water.
![Extreme-Hunt-SwampHog-and-Gator-cover-576x384.1421389042[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lnGLiMp.jpg "Extreme-Hunt-SwampHog-and-Gator-cover-576x384.1421389042[1].jpg")
>>77431875
Yes.
>>77431925
M855 is designed to defeat body armor rated up to NIJ Level III. Leathery hide is some pussy shit in comparison.
can you imagine this kid's last moments? attacked by what you perceive as a giant scary monster, helpless to defend yourself or escape, alone and in pain, finally pulled into the cold murky water, your lungs throbbing and on fire until it all goes black
>>77431925
NIgger you know people kill those things with .22lr right?
>>77432149
Thinking, hoping, waiting for mom or dad to save you.
>>77428167
Why are you not posting the best sister?
>>77431793
>participation in lawful entertainment.
Killing crocs is like a game here.
>>77432149
Kill all gators.
>>77418748
>bruh u just have to locate a minuscule orifice on it as it rolls and thrashes underwater in pitch-blackness
>>77432108
>>77432316
If you say so. I'd still rather have at least a .30-06 in that situation.
>>77432428
>not having favored enemy: alligators and having swim and handle animal as class skills
Literally every body of water in Florida has alligators. It's as hellish as it sounds. Also we have giant snakes and bobcats.
t. Floridian
>>77432464
Bigger is generally better when it comes to wild animals, but good quality 5.56 is more then enough to take anything besides big game i.e. moose, grizzlies, bison
>thinking disney will be liable
http://www.leagle.com/decision/1986839487So2d352_1752/PALUMBO%20v.%20GAME%20&%20FRESH%20WATER%20FISH%20COM'N
>>77432149
Having nearly drowned at only a little older than that, albeit sans the gator, I can unfortunately imagine more of it than I care to.
>>77431344
Bayou fag here... You're sort of right but that only really pertains to them on land. They're burst speed is insane (think of a snake striking)
In water though if a alligators pissed at you, there's nothing you can do on your own. They're straight line fast but they're still agile enough to catch you (we're not made for water). And honestly there is no magic weak spot for a gator.
The reason you don't hear about attacks often is because gators are lazy fucks who don't need to eat often and aren't super territorial
>>77432542
Gators don't do shit. At least the ones that aren't feed ny people don't do shit.
Crocs on the other hand. Well be happy American crocodiles are endangered and their population is concertrated around Turkey Point.
>>77417753
Guess I won't be taking my kids to Disneyland ever then. I can save up for lifetime's holiday and they can either be eaten or raped to death by the wildlife depending on where I go.
Eaten by a gator is the most white trash way to lose a child.
>>77432408
Not so much. Crocodile hunts are done by permit. Permits issued to landowners in areas that have nuisance crocodiles. Permits are not transferable.
Again, you are not Crocodile Dundee or likely a landowner with nuisance Crocodiles, so thank your elected officials for turning your country into a nanny state where vigorous use of a screw drive on a rusty screw can be considered felonious assault.
Oh, and your kid is still Crocodile shit.
>>77432108
It's mouth looks like a very used pussy
i'm not even from florida and haven't been there in like a decade and even i know that any body of water in florida is likely to have a gator in it somewhere. no fucking way i would let my 2 year old child any where near a lake/pond in florida
>>77432839
Aren't they finding nile crocodiles in Florida or was that too isolated to be of concern? Could they or saltwater croc's survive Florida's climate?
>>77425210
There were NO signs warning of gators whatsoever. Only warning sign said no swimming. The kid as just wading.
Morgan & Morgan law firm is going to bend Disney over and butt slam em for that.
>>77432839
The only reason Gators haven't been hunted down to the last egg is because they generally aren't aggressive unlike Crocs. But it still sucks living with a fairly large animal (dinosaur) that could decide to hideously maim you at any moment. Also we have bears. Fuck.
>>77432851
Because rich people don't go outside?
Here's a video of a typical Florida day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk
>>77425042
>>77424545
>>77425210
>>77427748
>>77429033
>>77429700
>>77429474
>>77430264
>>77431160
Disney used to allow swimming in the Lagoon until 1998 but only stopped allowing people to swim in the Lagoon not because of alligators but because of Rental Boats.
However, water skiing and fishing in Seven Seas Lagoon is still allowed.
So Disney is still in deep shit because they allow people to fish and water ski in alligator infested waters.
Also, visitors have mentioned that Disney does not ban children making sand castles near the Lagoon which is incredibly retarded of Disney since their signs only mention No Swimming and nothing about Alligators and Banning People from making sand castles near the Lagoon where alligators can sneak close by is common sense but again no signs banning children making sandcastles near this alligator infested lagoon or the reason why there is no swimming which is not present on their warning signs.
The official reason for no swimming is actually like I said, rental boat activity in the lagoon, not because of alligators.
So Disney is pretty much fucked because they presented an idea that the Lagoon was safe for people.
1) Disney created fake beaches around the lagoon and allowed kids to build sandcastles near the lagoon and even wade in them.
Banning swimming is not the same thing as Also Banning Wading in legal terms just to let you know.
By allowing kids to build sandcastles near the lagoon, Disney was basically saying there was no danger of an alligator waiting nearby while watching your kid build a sandcastle and then attacking when your kid lets his or her guard down. Disney fucked up by letting this happen.
If you don't want anybody engaging in activities with your lagoon, don't create Fake Beaches that allow people to get close to the water.
2) Water Skiing and Fishing is allowed
This creates the impressions that there is no real danger in the Lagoon despite the fact alligators have attacked Water Skiers before
>>77432949
Muscular tissue around the mouth contracts while underwater to prevent water from entering its throat while having its mouth open submerged underwater
>>77432632
If your aim is true. Doesn't make it wise, though.
High-velocity, small-caliber rounds are too unpredictable post-entry for hunting, IMO. Also, if it's anything like a .250-3000 Savage, the rounds tend to disintegrate if they hit a damned twig between you and the target.
>>77419251
gators have a tendency to stash food under roots at the sides of the body of water they're inhabiting
>>77433011
Some biologist found four nile crocodiles, all blood related, in the everglades over a span of four years. Propably an isolated incident, I hope.
>>77433011
Supposedly each one was an escaped zoo animal, and the number caught is equal to the number lost.
>>77433108
"The law of Florida does not require the owner or possessor of land to anticipate the presence of or to guard an invitee or trespasser against harm from wild animals unless one of two conditions exists: the animal has been reduced to possession, or the animal is not indigenous to the locality but has been introduced onto the premises. Appellees had not reduced the alligator to possession before the attack, and since alligators are indigenous to Florida, appellees were not required to have the alligator under dominion and control."
>>77418748
Watch me jammythum up his butthole
>>77430879
Naw we should kill 1200 gay muslim men.
>>77433108
>Banning swimming is not the same thing as Also Banning Wading in legal terms just to let you know.
Not in legal terms. No one disputes that.
But in terms of common sense, it should be.
>>77418748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fynWOio9jBo
>>77433065
They haven't been driven to extinction because they play a vital role to Florida's ecology dumbass. Don't tell me you're scared of gators?
>>77433128
>too unpredictable post-entry
This is the biggest flaw with the round for hunting, imo. Terminal ballistics with it are very reliable until the velocity gets too low, which limits you to a max effective range of 150 yards out of a 20 inch barrel. Anything beyond that and internal fragmentation drops off precipitously.
>>77433363
>They haven't been driven to extinction because they play a vital role to Florida's ecology
Like that's ever stopped humans from killing stuff.
>Don't tell me you're scared of gators?
To a reasonable extent. I bet you don't even live in Florida.
Pic related is you.
>>77433065
>Also we have bears. Fuck.
You have fucking panthers, too, which are an order of magnitude worse than a measly bear.
>>77433108
also from the same case which involved alligators
"We also agree with the trial court's finding that appellant's total disregard of the clear warning signs present at the facility was the sole proximate cause of his injury. A sign posted at the boat launch area where appellant entered the water read "No Swimming Allowed.""
>>77429892
In Florida crocodiles are only in the remote areas. They are too dangerous to be left where there are alot of people around. Gators are everywhere including urban areas. For a tourist to be eaten by a crocodile in florida they would have to be fucking around in a swamp somewhere.
>>77427834
Turn off your proxy you liberal scum
Why is this story getting so much traction? Some little kid strayed too close to alligator infested waters and was eaten. Tragic but not incredible. Who is behind this?
>>77433269
Why'd I laugh
>>77417753
>1 post by this ID
>>77433610
A combo of it being Disney and it being in Orlando (even tho disney isnt really in orlando). If the shooting didnt happen we wouldnt be hearing about it this much
>>77433610
>and was eaten
Not eaten, just drowned.
>>77417753
>letting you kid lose in Florida
>around lakes
Absolutely stupid
>>77429976
#NotAllGators
>>77433591
It was a joke. I just thought it would be funny to see a kid slay a gator like some cat on Extreme Marksmen. The image of the kid shooting it was just funny to me.
>>77433311
If Disney considered its fake lake so dangerous,why did they build fake beaches around the lagoon then?
Why advertise it like a fake safe beach?
Why did Disney take 27 years to finally ban swimming in the Lagoon when this fake lake was build around 1971 and Disney only banned swimming in 1998?
Face it, Disney got lax and greedy when creating Seven Seas Lagoon.
>>77433718
>if it wasn't a little kid we wouldnt be hearing about it this much
ftfy
Because, you know, we didn't hear a peep about that gorrila a few days back....
>>77422650
If this happens in Australia
>crocodile grabs child
>dad yells in mandarin
>dad takes off thong (flip-flop)
>dad dives in
>dad beats child with thong for swimming poorly, won't make olympics
>mandarin shouting attracts abos swimming nearby
>foul stench of abo niggers drives croc from field of battle
>shamfur disrpay
>father later returns to fish every living creature out of the water, kill it and eat it regardless of size and legality.
>Croc head and eyeball soup for dinner. Microwaved for lunch produces smell bad enough to clear an 8 story office building
>>77433833
Not defending Disney here, but that doesn't absolve the parents of blame.
>>77433895
yeah but the gorilla thing is only because blacks went crazy for whatever reason
>>77433108
Google Disney River Country. They used to have a water park in the man made lakes there, until the state made them shut it down, because there wasn't any way to chlorinate the water, to kill off the brain eating amoeba that also lurk in Florida waters. A kid died from that too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%27s_River_Country
http://www.yesterland.com/rivercountry.html
>>77433924
>still no cassowary
>>77433755
When in doubt, assume all tourists are extra dumb.
Oy Vey remember the 6 gators
>>77434024
>blacks need a reason now
>>77425209
>400lb territorial animal with strength to rip off a car door and the IQ of a nigger
>Isn't dangerous
Ya okay.
>>77434038
that place is creepy now. Its still used as CM parking but all the rides are just there rotting
>>77434172
>the IQ of a nigger
That's hardly fair to the gorilla.
>>77433501
I've lived in Florida all my life I've seen hundreds of gators, I've never come across one that was aggressive toward humans.
Umless you're dumb enough to go swimming in gator infested waters you literally have nothing to fear
>>77434064
Who do you think is making those post?
>>77434038
Amebic Meningoencephalitis
http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5721a1.htm
Case Reports
Florida. On June 8, 2007, an adolescent boy aged 14 years was admitted to an emergency department (ED). His symptoms had begun June 6 with a sensation of ear pressure and progressed to severe headache and occasional vomiting the next day. On the day of admission, the youth was unable to walk and was found apneic and pulseless by paramedics. He died shortly after arriving at the ED. A diagnosis of PAM was confirmed by examination of postmortem brain tissue on September 7. The youth had access to multiple drainage ditches and canals and to an apartment swimming pool during the 2 weeks before onset of symptoms; no location was conclusively identified as the source of exposure.
On August 6, 2007, a boy aged 11 years was admitted to a hospital with possible bacterial meningitis, headache, fever, nausea, vomiting, and confusion. His symptoms had begun 4 days earlier on August 2, 2007, with headache and a faint rash. Motile amebae, later identified as N. fowleri, were found in CSF samples collected August 7. The same day, the patient was treated with amphotericin B, epinephrine, mannitol, fluconazole, ceftriaxone, azithromycin, and rifampin; however, the boy died August 8. The probable source of exposure was swimming and wakeboarding at a local lake on July 28. On that date, the air temperature was 91.0°F (32.8°C); water temperature was unknown.
>>77433833
There's an "attractive nuisance" case to be had and I'm sure Disney will settle out of court because that's the way the world works these days, but keep in mind that this is the first incident ever reported and probably would have been the last even if no action was taken.
It's really not about being "lax and greed" it's about an increasingly-litigious and decreasingly-responsible patronage. There were no incidents which caused them to ban swimming, they simply did it because they were worried about potential lawsuits.
>>77434064
If you ever get unlucky to see one of those things, run before it sees you. They don't eat humans, but they will still raptor the fuck out of you.
What's his name /pol/?
I like how with all the shill hysteria going on right now a thread about some gator eating some toddler gets 200 replies. Who the fuck cares? What's even remotely political about this?
Just goes to show how easily the average user is swept up in pointless media bullshit. It really makes you think.
>>77434309
>gator infested waters
>gator infested
>water
Isn't that pretty much redundant in Florida?
>>77434320
Because the Australian version of events needs the mother of all horrors in it to be complete.
>>77434394
attractive nuisance case law only applies to trespassers (and no him going in the water even though there was a sign doesnt make him a trespasser in the water compared to the sand)
>>77434469
>implying we're not also posting in the other threads
I for one can multi-task, thank you.
>>77434454
Ally "Step off the dock and I'll bite off your cock" Gator
>>77434341
Why does so much weird shit happen in Florida?
Voodoo magic?
In the Age of Exploration, it was rumored to contain the Fountain of Youth as well somewhere in Florida.
Feels so strange for Florida to be part of the North American continent if you ask me.
At one point, didn't Flamingos used to live in Florida?
Feels like someone just decided to dump Florida onto America.
>>77434712
hot, people there are retarded, tourists go there a lot and tourists are usually retarded
>>77433501
Also gators were once nearly hunted to extinction, they became a protected species, their numbers recovered, and now there are so many we have a hunting season just for them.
Killing an ecosystems apex predator is an ecological catastrophe, especially since alligators are the only native predators strong and numerous enough to fight against the ever growing invadion of invassive species like feral hogs and pythons
>>77428124
not even a dinosaur. they've been doing this since before dinosaurs.
>>77434817
Bingo. Lived there for four years.
>>77434712
>At one point, didn't Flamingos used to live in Florida?
They still have them, although truly wild ones (as opposed to escapees from parks) are rare.
