Why is a child being eaten by an alligator world news?
It's a tragedy, don't get me wrong, but why is it being reported as a major story across the world? It's a local story, at best.
>>77389175
anything to draw attention away from islam murdering gays in the west
>>77389175
Why do major news channels run commercials all at the same time in unison and cherry pick events around the world all while ignoring others ones like pic related?
>>77389175
Not all of us live in alligator infested lands.
>>77389175
BAN ASSAULT ALLIGATORS
>>77389406
Basically this. If you ever notice after a major Muslim event somewhere, within a day or 2, something completely stupid pops up that sweeps the world news and everything is forgotten
>>77389509
Who exactly is "ignoring" the Israel-Palestine conflict?
>>77389509
Because it's been going on for ages now. Practically non stop fighting in Israel since '47.
It's the same reason why Syria, a far larger conflict, is often relegated to a secondary story.
>>77389175
Because a kid being eaten by an alligator while his dad tries to save him, at fucking DISNEYLAND is kinda an unusual and interesting happening?
>>77389509
Give it up muzzie, no one gives a shit about your made up country. Maybe THATS why it isnt news?
>>77389175
inb4 father threw the kid in the water because he couldn't handle his son being a console peasant
Clearly a false flag because Oboama wants to take away our alligators
dude it happened at Disney World
tell me the whole world isnt laughing on the inside
>>77389175
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
>>77389175
Because "muh babbys" are more precious than adult functional people.
if they're going to write horror stories like this for clicks and views they might as well gater to the perverts like us who want all the graphic details in glorified prose
>>77389175
The (((news))) isn't there to inform you, it's there to keep you entertained with interesting stories and operates on a for profit basis.
i wonder how many african babies get eaten right now by various creatures.
>>77389175
>>77389406
I didn't even think about this, what a fucking shit show. Obama is unbelievable
>>77389175
When is Obama going to make a speech on behalf of the rest of the alligators being persecuted for the actions of a few. Alligators tend to be animals of peace. #NotAllAligators #I'llSwimWithU
>>77389175
it happened at the happiest place on earth and Orlando really needed some lighter news after last week
>>77389916
No it didnt. It happened at a resort owned by Disney.
Basically, think of a hotel, with the name Disney on it. It was no where near the park
>>77389175
Because it happened in Orlando.
>>77389175
RULE #2: DISTRACT THE PUBLIC USING THE NEWS
>>77389175
Reptilians are truly in control.
Really makes you think...
Making Americans seem like Africans or Papua New Guinians serves to level. Pretty funny shit.
Do you think God is sending us a message tbut it's only landing on Orlando? Sends a deranged fan to kill Literately Who.Thinking the message got garbled, he ups the signal and gets 100 people shot. Nobody picks up the leaflets, so He tries one last time and kills a baby.
>>77389509
The world really does not care about the Palestinians.
Now go crawl back to your terrorist plotting.
>>77389175
kek, that fucker looks hungry for baby
>>77390081
I know, but this isn't even entertaining. Warfare, scandal, heists, riots in France. These make good news.
>>77389728
US media
Europeans to a lesser extent however the EU anti antisemitism laws may change that
It like no one reads the English variants of foreign news sights to see their agenda to understand public opinion of demographics.
This is (((sanders))) exploding on another liberal girl for questioning the apartheid state.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPVKSiTmU8s
Why do you think the vast majority of liberals in the US don't give a shit about US foreign policy or know nothing of it?
>>77390164
It was extremely close to the Magic Kingdom, the main park at WDW. The hotel was on Disney property. Don't feed misinformation to the already misinformed anons of this board.
>>77389406
This. You're on to something.
#ReptilesOfPeace
#NotAllGators
Trump's pledge to ban alligator immigration is both unconstitutional and racist. Besides, most gator attacks are carried out by domestic, white gators. There's over a billion green alligators in the world, if they were all murderers, you'd already be dead.
>>77389175
Because it happened at "the happiest place on earth," on a resort beach, right across from Magic Kingdom. Not to mention a ton of people were there to witness it. It's pretty fucked up when you think about it, just try to picture being there.
The alligator is the well.
Little Timmy down the well syndrome.
It's kind of wild story, too. A kid got swallowed alive by a gator. That's some Australia level shit.
If the kid survived and killed the gator from the inside, he's a fucking legend. He's gonna grow up to be an Emperor or some shit.
>>77389864
>>77390440
Literal fucking JIDF
The entire world votes to end the apartheid state though the UN and the Unites States is the only country OUT OF THE WHOLE WORLD to veto it.
All leftists care, except for American ones, now why is that?
>>77389175
He wus a gud gator
>>77390682
lol the kid was 2, all the experts and sheriffs already publicly that the kid's a goner. Somewhere in Africa Gustave is proud
>>77390164
Its part of their whole vacation complex you dumdfuck, it was on their land.
>>77389175
If only someone had a gun to shoot the gator.
Really makes me think hmmmmmmmmmm
because disneyland in news is good for business, even if its about a kid that got ate. no such thing as bad publicity.
>>77389175
Florida Alligator attack claims child.
CNN: " the perpetrator has been identified as a Mr. Sayeed bin Fasal Al Igator, before taking the child he called an anonymous call to the local police pledging allegiance to ISIS, he has had a long past of homophobic behaviour and has been rumoured to associate himself with middle eastern Nile crocodiles, although this has yet to be confirmed. One thing is for sure, a ban on assault weapons is needed, and we see this ferocious attack as the final judgement for the AR-15. Donald Trump has tweeted a hate filled response using the term "radical amphibious Islam", which Obama claims is a term that is beside the point. In this time of tragedy, we must remind ourselves not to blame all alligators, they are the reptiles of peace, after all. Our hearts go out to the victims."
Mugshot of perpegator pictured.
https://www.theguardian.com/usnews/2016/jun/15/alligator-two-year-old-child-disney-world-hotel-florida
>>77389175
>Be American
>Get crocked
>>77389175
Quite frankly, I'm surprised no one's blamed Trump yet.
>>77389175
Why can't people stop fucking around with animals? It's an Alligator! Surely people should know their strength.
>>77389175
It's news because it happened here.
>>77389175
The parents are way too hopeful the kid will be alive, he's DEFINATLY dead. The way they're talking you'd swear the alligator took the kid hostage or something. "Please mr. Alligator, you've done wrong but if you find it in your heart to give us back our son, we'll forgive you." I can just imagine swat team breaching some old disused shed in the Everglades and riddling an alligator with bullets, looking at the ak lying on the ground next to its body and saying "shit,cold-blooded motherfucker was armed to the teeth." As another swat unites the kid strapped to a chair in a back room. Luckily they didn't have to pay that ransom of 100 water buffalo.
>>77391406
>Gators residing in water
>News
>>77389175
>but why is it being reported as a major story across the world?
Because it's fucking funny,
>>77391662
Yeah, but it's Disney's water.
>>77390164
It's right by the parks, right across the lake
What sucks is that Alligator chillin on the bottom of the swamp, full of baby back ribs while his hommies gettin cut up lookin for the bones. BAKA
>>77389406
This. First thing I thought too. King Burger told them to cut it out with the religion of peace talk.
It's another story from Florida, which has had many headlines over the weekend. God I love living in Orlando, it's always so exciting.
>>77389509
I can't wait till Israel wipes all the Palestinians off the planet
>>77390852
1. why is apartheid bad
2. why are you on pol?
two year old child refused to believe in Allah. Mudslimes summoned the beast of the waters to deal with non-believer. fuck muslims and their stupid fucking black box.
>>77389175
Because it took place in Disney World, and because it comes within a week of two major tragedies in Orlando
>>77389175
Hook II not happening then
>>77389175
lotta news crews are prolly still in the area doing the follow up on Pulse desu
>>77389175
yeah lets rather talk about a gorilla being shot :^)
>>77392139
Yeah, I keep forgetting that cute singer girl was gunned down by le bald irate r9k fedora guy. That was really sad
>>77391396
#notallgators you racist scum.
>>77390567
>It like no one reads the English variants of foreign news sights to see their agenda to understand public opinion of demographics.
What the fuck. It's not "like" that at all, that's exactly true. You really expect the average American to read foreign news? They dont even like to watch CNN. You must never go out.
>>77391343
Just rolls right off the tongue. But this is the basic thought process for anyone that works in mainstream media and all of the people that take those words as truth. Nothing has changed.
fucking jidf everywhere
>>77389175
whenever a child dies a jew gets his horns
>>77389175
Well the way the news works here is a terrible thing happens in a place, and for a week all of the bad things that happen in that place get reported.
It's called 20 something white girls and faggot news.
>>77391355
It's an alligator pajeet... There's a pretty big difference
>>77389175
Distraction from Obama supporting ISIS
>>77389782
WALT DISNEY WORLD
Disneyland is in California. Please differentiate in the future
>>77390207
>tongue in a crocodile
Fucking retard can draw a crocodile properly but doesn't bother to learn its anatomy right.
Am i the only one who thinks this is fucking hilarious?
>>77389175
>Why is a child being eaten by an alligator world news?
Honestly I'm surprised they didn't try to mention it had a gun.
>>77391406
>>77391662
>>77391853
>>77391895
Seven Seas Lagoon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Seas_Lagoon
Disney used to allow swimming in the Lagoon until 1998 but only stopped allowing people to swim in the Lagoon not because of alligators but because of Rental Boats.
However, water skiing and fishing in Seven Seas Lagoon is still allowed.
So Disney is still in deep shit because they allow people to fish and water ski in alligator infested waters.
Also, visitors have mentioned that Disney does not ban children making sand castles near the Lagoon which is incredibly retarded of Disney since their signs only mention No Swimming and nothing about Alligators and Banning People from making sand castles near the Lagoon where alligators can sneak close by is common sense but again no signs banning children making sandcastles near this alligator infested lagoon or the reason why there is no swimming.
The official reason for no swimming is actually like I said, rental boat activity in the lagoon, not because of alligators.
Why are there so many threads on this incident?
It's almost like people are trying to hide something. Hm, rly makes u think.
>>77393015
There are 30,000 lakes and 2 million alligators in Florida. People swim in "alligator infested waters" all the time. Gator attacks are extremely rare. They will pay because of PR, but they are not actually liable for anything.
>>77389406
and the fact the we need to demolish known jihadist centers
we shut bars down in this country if its caught serving underage people, yet we allow mosques that turn out Jihadists to continue to exist
>>77392826
>>77393885
Problem is that this isn't a natural lake.
There didn't used to be any alligators in this artificial lake and Disney allowed the gators to infest their artificial lake.
>>77389175
>It's a local story, at best.
for some reason this made me laugh
Funny how racist ass whites was crying cuz they shot the monkey to save black child
but now these whites is killing alligators cuz some dumb ass whiteboy
u would never see a black child fuck with an alligator.
on the real tho if a black boy got ate yall would not even care
>>77393229
Pretty much.
>>77389175
It happened in Orlando and we always need some more Orlando shilling after the shitfest that was last weekend.
Plus it was at a Disney resort. You can't get anymore newsworthy than that.
>>77389406
ffffpbpppppp
>>77390018
Right here. Who gives a fuck? Nothing of value lost
An alligator kills a child, suddenly the authorities kill multiple alligators....
>innocent alligators are killed because ONE is vicious
A Muslim kills someone, the Dems swear the rest are innocent and wants them left alone
It's called sensationalism, look it up.
>>77394111
There are alligators in nearly every lake in Florida, artificial or otherwise. And this one is connected to a natural lake that is almost a mile across. There is no way to keep alligators out even if they wanted to. Landowner has no duty to protect visitors from the natural wildlife. Kid could have just a easily been bitten by a water moccasin or any other deadly animal.
>>77389175
well, it happened at disney world, not only a major international tourist destination but also like a little kid's dream paradise
also it could be to distract from the orlando shooting thing. don't want no one agreeing with trump now
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i didn't learn about this until now. brilliant!
>>77390164
It happened at a Disney hotel that's like a five minute walk and a minute long monorail ride from the actual main park
If it bleeds, it leads. Getting eaten by an animal is weird as fuck. Just think about it. The thought of yourself being digested within an animal. It being a toddler on the happiest place on earth just makes it even more surreal.
>>77389175
International laugh at the USA week?
#notallgators
>>77397166
Well the kid was eaten, they found the body, gator must have stashed for later or got scared off by the search team.
>>77398138
Wasn't*
>mfw this isn't a story in my country
>>77394111
Seven Seas Lagoon is connected to the natural Bay Lake.
>>77389406
This. Fpbp. Standard operating procedure.
>>77390018
if that was true abortion wouldn't be legal
BECDAUS DIDNEY WORL
>>77396742
lol
>>77389406
This, the over saturation of animals killing kids has been a cleverly constructed (yet extremely bullshit) justification that death to people isn't only by religious sects. The topic of "well wtf have the parents been doing during this" is largely ignored to amplify blame being placed where it shouldn't. Basically a stone in what shell game to deflect the horrors that some people have been up to
>>77389175
>Why is a child being eaten by an alligator world news?
Because it's funny.
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>>77389175
>pic
Swiggity swooty
any other South O-town fags in here? Hunter's Creek a block away from Gatorland here. fucking tourists PAY to zipline over gator filled pits there.
>>77390108
Look up Gustave the crocodile.
>>77390207
>>77389175
Because it happened in a children's resort/park. Idk, having it swarm with deadly predators seems contraproductive. Disney will likely pay a huge settlement.
>>77403002
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>>77392735
it's a dream you fucking idiot, it doesn't have to be anatomically accurate
>>77403002
I DRIVE
>>77389406
Nah, this was already successfully accomplished by muh guns debate for which republicans fell line, hook and sinker
Its a distraction to draw attention away from talking about the terrorists. Also there is irony in the fact that it happened in "the happiest place on earth"
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>>77403359
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>>77389175
If the father was armed he could have shot the aligator between the eyes
>>77403428
A Chevrolet Movie Theater
>>77403034
Nothing in court, but Disney will settle for a large sum for PR reasons.
>>77389887
You have to be over 18 to view this website
>>77403695
>Shooting an alligator
You'd need some kind of assault rifle for that
>>77403564
The Rothchild articles
Albanian de facto Christian extra chill model Muslims collaborating with ISIS and delivering personal info of US troops to them
All the world's reporters are still in Orlando and they are sick of talking to gays.
>>77390121
>i didnt even think about this
HMM REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
>>77389406
1st post, best post award goes to (You)!
Seriously.
It's the proverbial "jingling keys" to distract a crying baby.
>People shooting based Alligators because of some kid.
They'd probably freak if they read up on Gustave the Croc.
It's pure distraction - particularly from the BBC:
UK news should be focusing on Brexit 24/7 and today's big event was Nigel Farage sailing down the thames with a flotilla of pro-Leave fisherman
The BBC did it's best to cover up this event until mid afternoon at which point it ran the story with Bob Geldof in the headline, reporting the event as a battle between Geldof and Farage, completely overlooking the fisherman
The pro-Remain position of the BBC is a fucking disgrace
>>77389864
As an equal opportunity semite-hater, I must profess that Israel is just as made-up and even YOUNGER than "Palestine."
Both can be referenced by those names... but the source material is old and questionable. (ie. Bible, greek-roman "historians" that also wrote about fantastic beasts and gods doing this that or the other at the same time)
Glass the middle east and every one in it.... then Africa.
>>77404533
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>>77389175
Why haven't we banned alligators?
>>77389175
>there's nothing we could've done to stop this
>says only country where this regularly happens
DUDE LMAO republicans, this is truly epic. I know! let's elect Hitler! Haha!
>>77403503
>republicans
Republicans are the ones blaming Islam. Liberals are the ones who instantly blamed guns and whites.
>>77389175
the alligator pleged to isis before he took the kid
>>77389175
OR PERHAPS THEYRE WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD EAT A CHILD, AFTER DROWNING HIM UNDER A LAKE?
The only water you swim in in Florida is the ocean. Only retards go into ponds/lakes/etc. Doesn't matter where the water is. Alligators almost always live in them. Every apartment complex with a man made lake around here has alligators in them. Plus the water is disgusting so idk why anyone would swim in it anyway
>kill six alligators looking for the baby's body
>find nothing
>later they find the baby's body like 10 feet from the shore, not even eaten or ripped apart, apparently drowned
TOP KEK
>>77408207
Alligators usually drown their prey
>>77389406
>anything to draw attention away from islam murdering gays in the west
Sounds about right
He was eaten at a resort that tens of millions of people visit each year.
It's rare and shocking. There isn't anything more to it.
The notion of a wild animal suddenly snatching and eating your child is pretty well unheard of. And this happen while they were standing next to him at a holiday resort.
>>77407942
He wasn't really swimming. Just walking in the water at the edge of the beach.
>>77391343
NICE BANTZ PADDY
>>77389175
das a crocodile, bruv.
>>77393015
Because alligators aren't going to sneak up on an open shore full of people in broad daylight. That's not how they hunt. They prefer to grab prey that are in the shallows, where they have an advantage. Kid most likely stepped on the sleeping alligator and it figured easy meal.
Again, Disney is a litigation god in FL. there's probably an airtight clause in the room rental agreement that says there are alligators and not to go in the lagoon, ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE IS A FUCKING POOL NOT 10 FEET AWAY THAT DOESN'T HAVE GATORS.
>>77390207
>>77389175
Because you guys are obsessed with us for some reason.
Everyone in the world stays on top of our politics, sends their athletes, doctors, scientists, ect. here to train, watch our movies and bend over to our corporations.
Even the Kardashians are more popular than England's weird fake monarchy gimmick
>>77389175
didn't hear anything about that.
sad, though.
>>77389175
Alligators are lizards in the sense they also prey on children
>>77389175
you sir are a fucking dick face.
>>77389887
underrated post
>>77410295
No hamburgers are not the center of the world, and you are not clever either for pointing that out.
You are just showing your disgusting ego and attention whoring.
So next time you feel the center of the solar system, maybe you are little special snowflake.
>>77411787
Oh yeah I forgot to mention all the mexican "immigrants" fleeing here just for a chance in hell to feed their families
But being the popular successful kid sucks sometimes I guess
>>77404145
It's good eatins mate.
>>77389406
so you're saying the government put the alligator in there? to stage an "accident" to get everyones mind off the gay bar fiasco? makes sense
>>77389175
Go Gators!!!
Naples fl here. Did not hear one customer mention the aligator today. Frankly we don't give two shits, common knowledge not to go frolicking in the god damn lakes/ponds/canals whatever. There are signs posted around 80%+ of bodies of water similar that say "NO SWIMMING".
Stupid fucking tourists.
>>77390047
If I was Disney, I would have send over a guy in a Captain Hook outfit and a Peter Pan outfit and say it was part of the show
>>77392832
No
>>77406254
>INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
Upboat
Apparently, the kid was found (un)surprisingly dead
http://www.wkyt.com/content/news/383062061.html
>>77389406
first post is correct post
This isn't just some lake at Disneyworld - it is the main lake which features the Polynesian, Floridian, and Contemperary hotel which all sit along the shoreline with sandy beaches with the main view of the castle and the Magic Kingdom
This is literally the only important body of water at Disneyworld - fairly substantial size too - and some aligator got in.
>>77389175
news is a business, women are the target audience, child tragedies sell.
>>77410577
obama is a lizard
![[024638].png](https://i.imgur.com/qsFBxzA.png "[024638].png")
>>77415163
No. The Jew Media panicked and told their peons to find a story and run like the wind with it. Kid dies at park--big story. Disney involved? BIGGER story.
Anything to distract from the Muslim topic.
TAKE ME IN, OH TENDER WOMAN
>>77417418
Really?
>>77417585
so the government didn't strategically put that alligator there? idk man the government does some shady shit.
>>77389406
This. Radical extremist alligators are the real threat to burgerland. I'm just glad people are spouting okie doke and are getting to the real issues.
Why are alligators so aurgry?
>>77417730
I don't know. I'm not sure what kind of regulations parks have concerning animals in exhibits/entertainment shows, especially Disney. I think anything involving a huge predator like an alligator and patrons would be really regulated.
I'm someone paranoid, so I tip my tinfoil hat when I theorize something is...
... fishy.
>>77389175
>ban assault gators
Who knows, maybe the government wants to nuke Orlando so they're publicising as much retarded faggotry from the shithole as they can.
"Oh, some singer got capped", "A bunch of gays were shot up by a shitskin", "Even the wildlife wants people dead". Fuck it, trips decides on what Orlando event makes international news next.
>>77417585
this
>>77415163
Are you a fucking moron? Its about the attention the alligator attack received, not the alligator attack itself.
>>77415163
wow your sense of logic is way off.
it could have been a true story of anything just something that could take the minds off the shooting...
that said i am not saying thats what happned just stating in no way is anyone claiming the gator incident to be staged
>>77389175
I love it how gators walk, They look so silly.
>>77389175
Here come dat gator!
>>77389175
It's a story that hits you right in the buttfeels.
>>77390207
>id MMM
>>77412951
you should come to mexico sometime.
yeah being unsucessfull and beta faggot like you sucks sometimes i guess.
Dr. Autismo, you are reflecting on me. Read freud please.
>>77406630
people get killed by gators in other shitholes on earth too like south america, africa and australia.
>>77389406
Yep. They did the same thing with Cecil the lion when they were voting to pass the fast track for TPP.
The Obama Administration like to use animal stories as distractions. Whenever you see an animal story being spread on all the news networks, look for what's being covered up.
>>77389509
You dipshits had quite a bit of land prior to 1967. You bums didn't even last 7 days. Was it worth it?
Because all the cameramen were already in Orlando. That's pretty much all there is to it. Gator attacks are twice-a-year things here in Florida.
>>77389175
Because it happened at Disney which means it's TIME TO LAWYER UP
>search all night for kid & gator
>literally helicopters, coast guard, everyone involved
>kid is found literally right where he was "attacked" just a few feet under the water
>kid has NO visible damage except a bruise on the arm or some shit, looks like just drowned in the water
explain this faggots
explain how it doesnt look like the alligator did shit
and explain how they didnt check EXACTLY where the attack happened FIRST
>>77418881
the weird thing about mexico is its right next door and we never ever have any news about you guys ever not even cartels killing people in towns. all the while we get news about the middle east constantly.
>>77389175
1) Actually being attacked by a large predatory non-human animal is both sensational and actually rare, which most people understand. It's a nice way to fill 15 minutes in whatever block of your news cycle you're currently in (and therefore to block it again and again another 5-6 times over the ensuing days).
2) National media attention has been focused on Florida for the past several days, so more carnage makes for two stories: it's a story in and of itself, and it's also a story in that it dovetails with the other stuff: "god-damn, Florida is having a bad week, huh." I would also add that this story is of a piece with the recent Gorilla story.
>>77389175
what the fuck is that?
>>77391501
>>77389175
Distraction for the plebes from the reality of them being fucked in every orifice by the kikes.
>>77390852
>the Unites States is the only country OUT OF THE WHOLE WORLD to veto it.
You mean the only country that matters? Yeah, we don't like Muslims. Maybe your people can go a whole month without a terrorist attack, and then we'll think about it.
>>77419085
>explain how it doesnt look like the alligator did shit
Alligators are in capable of chewing meats. They're evolutionary adapted to killing not masticating. As such they usually leave their prey to rot before devouring it.
>>77419085
Alligators often drag their prey underwater to drown them. Like Sharks they kill humans, but rarely eat them because they're not in their normal diet and probably taste like shit.
>>77419085
>Gator drowns its prey
>runs around carrying to avoid the boats,
>decides to stash it somewhere because that what gators do with something they can't swallow
>>77419357
crocs and gators eat anything even other crocs and gators.
>>77419085
ok I'll explain
Alligators often kill their prey by taking it in their jaws and spinning it in the water, drowning it. They also like to leave food out for a while to get tender. Perfectly normal behavior.
From WIkipedia "They may kill larger prey by grabbing it and dragging it into the water to drown. Alligators consume food that can not be eaten in one bite by allowing it to rot"
>>77389175
They have to bury the fact that Muslims massacred gays in the US
So when are BLM "activists" going to show up and scream white babies should be eaten since they are the devil while stand in gator infested waters?
They have already shown up in orlando trying to make that gay shooting about them.
>>77415809
>Go Gators!!!
Fuck off
>>77419451
HUNGRY crocs and gators. As do hungry sharks. But more often than not when they kill a human, they don't eat it because it's outside of their normal diet (whereas other crocs and gators aren't outside their normal diet).
>>77390164
As a bastard who works there, I can tell you the hotel is just as owned by disney as the parks are.
The only "disney" hotel not owned outright is called the swan and dolphin.
Also the company is going ape shit. It is actually funny.
>>77389175
>why is it being reported as a major story across the world?
disney world is overbooked for the summer and they need people to stay away.
it probably isn't even true.
just a way of minimizing the crowds.
just like the orlando shooting was a way of keeping people from overcrowding gay bars during gay pride celebrations this year.
Disney spared no expense.
>>77419690
need more info and funny stories please.
>>77419571
Crocs and gators don't care they will eat you.
>>77418888
I thought those were crocodiles. At least in Africa. Probably South America.
>go to Florida
>die
>>77389175
#reptile lives matter
>>77389175
How much you wanna bet some reporter just wanted to extend their stay in wonderful florida, so they cooked up this story to be HUGE nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTIGXvc88Y
>>77392090
Leftist tears will be delicious
>>77389175
t. Achmed Goodwinson
if it was a shitskin we wouldn't care
>>77419471
that doesnt explain the incompetence of the humans who could've found the boy literally exactly where he was attacked
This guy is correct
>>77390582
tragic and all, but who takes toddlers down to gatorville? I mean unless you are a complete swede and want to feed your child to the gator to not be a specisist biggot.
Tragic, it was here too on non jew controlled media.
And the funny thing is this shit happens fairly regularly
in late april/early may there was like 3 stories about dumb people getting eaten because they went swimming after dark or fell into the wrong ditch
>>77394111
Disney didn't "allow" anything, every freshwater body of water in Florida that is larger than a toddler's swimming pool has had a gator in it at some point, man-made or not.
>>77421551
we got fed up of bears and wolves, and it was also probably to piss city people and hollywood types of.
We went "mangard" from south to top and killed every single one of them.
They be back now though. But we killed off our local ones, the ones up in the forest behind me here is ruskie wolfs I think.
Just gonna wait til they start to go extinct, then we will piss you all off by killing them again
>>77421884
also they probably took our fish and had it coming
>>77421141
Because a gator will often carry around its prey for a while before stashing, it's not going to go toward all the people running around with flashlights, it did it after they left.
>>77389175
Shocking!!!
"Alligator kills 2 year old before claiming allegiance to ISIS and wading Jihad on Americans"
Guess this is what ISIS meant by Florida attacks.
>>77389406
fpbp
>>77419929
Leadership can't decide what to do. They actually already do a lot of security against things like this but they have to do more due to please the stockholders.
The company already has experience in making artificial lakes clean and pristine. They may very well drain those lakes and make them into a glorified pool.
It would make the lake look pretty I guess but fuck it will cost a lot.
>>77421884
you have to fuck up really bad in order for a gator to attack. If you don't threaten them, or walk in their territory, there's a 99.99% chance they don't give a shit about you unless they're extremely hungry. They prefer shit to borderline bump into them.
>>77390852
>screenshot from 2010 of screenshot from windows Xp days
Sure got em there Hubert
>>77390207
sauce?
>>77423179
http://zizki.com/vittorio-giardino/little-ego
>>77389175
Tbqh, I don't give a shit about the kid; what saddens me is that they've already euthanized five alligators in that area, meaning at least four innocent alligators were killed. The kid had terrible parents: you should never just let your id walk up to the side of a lake in Florida, b/c chances are there is an alligator waiting for easy meat.I moved out of Florida last week, and i can tell you that you have to be a total dumb-ass to just walk into their terri'try without being cautious. The poor reptiles never knew it wasn't okay to eat humans, they just snap at whatever comes within range.
