ITT we say something nice about our friends from down under.
even their social and behaviour deficits are often good for a laugh.
pic related.
>>77376890
They live far away from any other civilization.
>>77376890
>>77377200
>>77377990
Hello, my australian brothers.
>>77377990
see? it's not this hard.
>>77378116
hey bro. no proxy, i swear.
>>77378270
Yeah but ppl don't seem to be all to eager to participate.
fuck australia and everything below the equator except for israel and argentina
>>77379750
they're also ugly
Out of all the colonies, you lads seem to have the most fun and banter.
Who knew criminals we're the funniest cunts around?
>>77376890
Thanks for this, straya cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEPmA3USJdI
>>77379750
>israel
>below equator
pick one, m8. :-)
>>77379750
Shlomo, please...
>>77376890
strayans are cunts in a nice way
>>77376890
They could be worst, they could be canadians.
>>77380142
you're ugly
how do you get a cute aussie bf?
>>77376890
Uhh.
I like you guys' accents? And I think it's cool how everything on your island is trying to murder you, that's pretty fuckin brutal.
For an uninhabitable desert filled with flora & fauna that can kill you, the cheeky cunts sure do keep their spirits up with bantz & absurdity
>any of you aussie cunts have that graphic about the ABO proof petrol that is sold in the boonies there?
>>77379750
>israel
>below equator
And they say jews are smart
They know how to bring the bantz.
>>77380275
But I will be the best goy!
They remind me of Texans. Texans are great.
Also, we have emus on farms and they are right cunts. I can understand having to fight them.
>>77380718
do you have emus?
i heard of ostrich farms, didnt know you had emus too
>>77380875
There are a few. Not many.
They brought them with the ostrich boom a while back. People thought they would be the same.
Lived a few miles from one of them.
>>77376890
They say 'cunt' more than us bongs and have bants.
i already made a thread about them once bc i wanted to know some things about their country.
and ITT at least one out of ten didn't act like a complete moron.
>>77381588
(but it still was funny as hell)
They love Emus
>>77381719
POO
it's 5am you cunts what you want
>>77376890
servas
>>77382999
habe d'ehre!
if you guys wanna be mates you should go to work for me today. Thanks
>>77380269
Agreed, fucking mentally handicapped Canadians ruin everything they touch.
>>77382988
hey bro.
wanna say some nice things about you guys.
>>77383444
Be careful putting your shoes on. Might be a spider in there.
And be sure to check the toilet sweetie.
And the mailbox.
And the bed.
>>77383444
yeah yeah yeah yeah. dubs yes yeah
>>77383444
ok, just call your employee and tell him i come in 1 hour.
>>77379750
Come on, Australia's our only neighbor, life would be boring without them.
>>77383696
+90% white
good beaches
no niggers
mostly educated poos and chinks
>>77383919
make me some eggs
>>77383760
Is that a yes? I'll shout you a 6 pack mate
>>77383710
I don't own any of those you retarded seppo
they are not albania
>>77384141
Wow, didn't know abbos knew how to use the Internet.
>>77384141
im fine with a flagon of port
>>77384401
Is it okay warm, I got a few stashed down in the wattle trees
>>77384380
Yeah we have government issued iphones now, stopped me rapping my kids
is an abo here?
How cucked is Robina?
>>77376890
They don't have a fucking leaf for a flag
>>77384836
nice one Hitler, I made more of my fake dot paintings then you ever will
>>77380269
Fuck the canadians. When are we going to discuss the final solution to the moose-humping syrup nigger question?
>>77385208
>>77376890
Let me set the mood: https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s
They have the second highest HDI behind some oil-drenched snowniggers. They have a stable government, good education and a strong economy. These drunk convicts achieved this on an island south of the pacific thats 90% desert and inhabited by the scariest fucking creatures on the face of this Earth (Also, the wildlife is quite dangerous), just by pissing around for 300 years. They truly are the fruit of British colonialism, and a testament to the idea that anything is possible.
I love Straya, you can make fun of the emu wars, Abos, or their little brother New Zealand all you want, but it is a great country. If I could be reborn, I would be reborn as an Australian.
Thanks guys this was nice to wake up to.
t. 05:30
>>77385441
lots of poms immigrate
>>77385441
Idk m8 that whole Christmas in summer thing is pretty weird. Couldn't imagine living south of the equator.
Goon is pretty good for getting wasted.
>>77385654
I'ts pretty good just re think the food you make.
>>77385654
It's pretty sweet dude, everyone goes to the beach.
>>77382999
>checked northern straya
btbqh fämspai last funny straya bantz I saw was pic related
Exibition A
>>77385609
>>77376890
Australia is pretty good at cricket, and Aussies are a riot on the piss.
>>77385609
my pleasure, bro.
>>77385940
what...
>>77385652
I'll probably be one of them
I...If you let me
mornin cunts
>>77386352
>This
>>77386642
ahhh. thx, my fellow austrian.
>>77386625
morning, straya. how's life?
>>77386833
>Austrian
Yes mayn goyim
Should Kek hold his hand over you
Australians fucking suck at rugby
>>77388503
yeah, but they win at shitposting.
They can handle gas fumes like champs
>>77388729
what.
>>77385441
I like this one.
I got 2 aussie "friends" on steam, awesome guys.
>careful with that crystal though
top tier genociders
>>77391542
He didn't construct additional pylons ?
>>77392465
Heh
What are my chances of making it in Australia? Is it nice for foreigners? Which parts?
>>77393147
You only need to do a crime and you are in
>>77376890
They're the best people in the Anglosphere
>>77381588
DAFFUQ IS THAT?!?!?!
>>77393660
A corruptor
>>77393660
straya's pet. sick kind of jellyfish. this one is nice too. pic related.
I think you guys are the best country after US and Switzerland. I heard that beer flows and women chunder down there
