ITT: Embarrassing monuments
>>77371247
>an attempt of Nikola Tesla on the airport in Belgrade
We win
>>77371597
Whoops forgot the pic
The existence of that monument is baffling to me. Why the fuck would anyone accept a monument to their own defeat by a foreign power in the fucking capital?
Even more baffling is the fact that no one's tried to blow the fucking thing up
>>77371641
He looks pretty autistic there, quite accurate.
>>77371295
>>77371247
Why are these bad? Does Australia even have any reasons to erect a monument, aside for shitposting?
>>77371751
Really gives off a nice first impression of our country doesn't it?
It's so embarassing, I want to go there and knock it down.
Mine would have to be Mt. Luther King
I visited DC and cringed so hard when I saw it. It ruined my experience desu, won't be going back ever again even if kids want to go.
>>77371882
what the fuck is that Einstein?
>>77371882
That's actually a pretty acurate portrayal of (((Einstein)))
Fuck Sugarland. If we ever secede you guys can dig a hole around it and remove it via crane.
>>77372025
no, it's Ella Fitzgerald.
>>77371709
>a monument to their own defeat
how about a museum of butthurt?
>>77371882
What's this shitty and clearly unnecessary grainy style called?
>>77371247
I remember I spilt Coke all over that tank when I went to Berlin.
>>77371912
>Opresive regime erects statue honouring the conquerors of the country
>Cuck country keeps the statue standing
>>77371709
They didn't have much choice there, since Russia cucked Germans in ways not seen before as payback.
>>77371882
Dark Souls 4 boss.jpg
>>77371709
No different from roman arches of triumph littered around western europe.
Monuments for getting dicked by a citiful of italians a century ago.
>>77372148
why would you build a statue of these? It's a monument to the cancer of our society
>>77372148
What the fuck america, your country really isn't that different to how it's depicted in GTA is it? You are living in a parody country.
>>77371247
I like the visual style of those monuments. If you see it in person the dimensions are bulky as fuck.
It has a nice 6 gazillion info board behind it.
>>77371882
reminds me of Mr Rogers in Pittsburgh
I have no idea why they decided to make him look like a pile of human shit.
>>77372316
>Oppressive regime is genociding your country.
>Cuckboy sits at home posting on a chinese cartoon forum.
>>77372148
we win. I vote we melt it down and pour it over whoever made it.
![wallace[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/56aIYsy.jpg "wallace[1].jpg")
Can't you feel the majesty of it?
Holocaust memorial is pretty bad too, it's just blocks of concrete
>>77372229
How many times didn't we beat you though, fucking trad Slav? You are 100 times larger than us but we still consistently beat you for almost 100 years.
>>77372316
Sven it was victory over an oppressive regime we reject nowadays..
But its probably stuff minor powers such as yourself would never understand.
>>77371247
Amerifats worship this like the pagans they are
>>77372529
lmfao
>>77372148
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS I TELL YOU WHAT
This. Regardless of it being part of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finlandization it is still pretty damn embarrassing.
>>77372148
Would I get arrested for molesting the statues?
>>77372574
ur a fgt
>>77372467
What the fuck? That doesn't even look like him
>>77372431
>reminder that Whip/Nae Nae went 5x platinum in the US
Send me back to the Berenstein universe I can't take this shit any longer
>>77372537
Very Jewish.
>>77371912
guess what?
>>77372241
ahahhaha oh wow.
>>77371709
And now you grasp how fucked up Germany really is.
The stakes for the war were high, the Germans put their heimat and national will up for collateral, and the country died with Hitler.
Now the only actual Germans are religious crazies with big beards, and some volkisch holdouts dotted around the world.
>>77372529
That's not the official one though.
>>77372574
>over 300 million people worship a statue that's in the capital where all 300 million of American citizens live
>>77372529
The fuck is with that hollow rip off?
>>77372537
The Jews which died would of wanted it "contemporary" anyway.
>>77372529
There is no way this wasn't designed by a grade school kid.
>>77372537
So a bunch of blocks of ash?
>>77372537
It's a huge open-air pissoir, actually
>>77372373
>Rome
>A century ago
And you guys shit on American education.
>>77372719
what's whip nanae ?
Japanese band ?
>>77371247
at least it's in a spot where it's nothing but memorials so it doesn't stand out
>>77372467
It was popular style in the late 20th century done in a sort of arts and craft style mimicking the rough unfinished look of Rodan.
It's shit tho.
>>77372909
jewtube it, and prepare for terminal cancer
>>77372148
Top cuck
>>77372431
It's worse in some places familia
>>77372148
Fuck it. The niggers can have America. I sure as hell don't want it anymore.
>>77372574
As if. Hell most people dont even go to see this. Whenever I go to the capital and visit the memorials and monuments all my countrymen are busy gawking at the Washington monument and chuckling about how 'It should be called the Clinton monument el o el". The only people I see at the Lincoln memorial are old white people and chinks.
Also dem fasces
>>77372909
>he doesn't know
It's a remarkably shitty song. I would argue it is the worst pop song our country has shat out in at least 10 years. And people fucking love it.
>>77372537
I like it, they didn't spend unnessecary money on a sculptor
Just use your imagination and make them up instead, like the holocaust
>>77372765
All of my kek
>>77372566
>We must honour this monument, it was built by the Soviets that made Germany a total shithole. Because at least they conquered the native peoples :DD
>>77372909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
>>77372025
Yeah. It's in DC. The only cool thing about it is how big he is just sitting there.
>>77372557
>triggered so much he forgot what he was talking about
How does you being a regional power for a century back in the good old day and a half changes the fact that there is a fucking statue of your king pointing in the direction where he fucked up Sweden's relevancy forever? What is it if not a monument to your own defeat? And it wasn't even forced on you.
>>77373141
>>77373104
>>77372991
how does that become popular ?
>>77373110
>Germany doesn't even have a Tomb of the Unknown Solider
>Germany instead has multiple monuments to being raped by Russians
This is not ok.
>>77373143
They built a replica of this statue last semester at the Georgia Institute of Technology. I still can't fathom why, it's such a shitty statue.
>>77371247
ANY soviet memorial
>>77373227
The same reason it all becomes (((popular))). The second reason is niggers
>>77373227
It had a massive marketing campaign for some reason. I'm convinced the producers were having a competition to see what the stupidest song they could make platinum was.
>>77372148
Story behind this please
>>77372431
I think it's pretty cool in a weird sort of way. I prefer the way that the US is going to shit over the way we're going to shit desu.
>>77373227
K I K E S
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I'll swallow your soul
>>77373227
White kids in America look up to black kids for some reason.
>>77373387
It's a statue to commemorate the position of the "selfie" within culture.
Help us.
>>77373227
Black people and an app called vine. There's a dance associated with it. Then the other kids started doing it.
It's one of those things that suburban people all started doing.
>>77372796
what is this? it looks really cool
>>77372148
Well this statue sure reeks of:
1) ableism - neither is differently abled
2) thin privilege - neither is 500 lbs
3) white privilege - neither has an afro
4) ageism - neither is old
5) transphobia - neither seems to have a dick
6) classism - neither looks poor
Would be a shame if it got protested against and torn down
>>77371247
> the only monument she visited in Berlin
> the berlin wall is NOT a monument by law
>>77372316
I don't like the idea of removing history. The stuff is great tourist attraction and people should be able to see the propaganda pieces and what was done to the country.
You can't remove Soviet stuff on the one hand and keep American stuff on the other.
>>77372537
Nothing beats this. It costs millions of Euros, it's unmeaning and full of drug users and people defecating in it.
>>77373459
like gangnam style or harlem milkshake ?
>>77373307
Ah the surprise buttsecks memorial commemorating all the victims who have died of anal bleeding.
>>77372537
Made in minecraft
Looks all right on the thumbnail.
>>77373342
How do they not have a tomb for the unknown soldier?
>>77373345
It's the shitty style of it. How they make it looks blotchy
the fucking eyes
they made them glow in the dark
Now let's talk about good ones.
>>77373380
THICC
who here /HIGHTEST/
>>77372719
>Whip/Nae Nae
googled it. Holy shit what kind of shit your industry produces. they rack Disciprine
>>77373542
I want to go to Germany, just so I can run around and jump on those blocks. It looks like it would be fun.
>>77373697
HANDBANANA NO
>>77372537
Maybe it's full of treasures, we need to break one and see
Monuments are relics from a time when the majority of people didn't get an education so they needed statues and pictures to remember things of historical significance.
In today's society where free education and unlimited information via the Internet exist monuments have no need to be made.
>>77371247
We got one of those too despite the ussr declaring war and invading 1944. Russaboos literally orgasm at the thought of it.
>>77372467
I'll raise you an "I Love Lucy" Statue. Jesus, this is the reason I can't sleep at night. I guess the fans wanted this taken down - the story is kind of interesting if you google it.
>>77373677
Sick.
>>77373631
Germans hate their military heritage because they have to/ are indoctrinated to. God fucking forbid that some evil nazi clothed in the flayed skin of 6 gorillian Jews ever gets a monument, because every person in the German military from 1910 to 1945 was a nazi.
>>77373342
You forgot the ww1 monument
>>77373579
It's just Harlem Shake, but yes exactly that. It wasn't the song but rather the dance. I never heard someone listening to it while driving and I doubt someone would listen to it with headphones if they weren't dancing to it.
>>77373403
beat me to it senpai
>>77373631
They kinda had one in Eastern Germany, had honor guards and everything, they also put a cooked jew in there for some reason lel.
After the wall fell they just rededicated it to victims of dictatorship.
>>77373677
That's pretty fucking brutal.
>>77373573
>You can't remove Soviet stuff on the one hand and keep American stuff on the other.
You can and you will.
>>77373703
>>77373865
but from what that other merican said it is 5 times platinum so it sold a lot
>>77373849
Of course, that would be haram.
I weep for a simpler time.
>>77371882
Looks like Einstein if he were caught in the Trinity bomb blast by accident
>>77373403
>this is a 20th century bronze statue
>mfw classical Greeks made better and more lifelike statues
>>77372537
i wanna run around and jump on this so bad
>>77373439
Are white kids ever going to listen to rock again? Why isn't that exclusively cool.
My 17 year old brother in law didn't know who the smashing pumpkins were, fucking little nigger lover.
dutchy
>>77372529
They had to put this in a cage because the locals kept attacking it with chisels
Eventually it was taken away and destroyed
>>77373677
That's fucking awesome
>>77373697
dont forget this one
![sam-houston-statue-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jqtu56d.jpg "sam-houston-statue-1[1].jpg")
Post good statues now, I can't handle all this bad.
Pic related, I drive past it every time I go home from uni for a break.
>>77373458
Thermite when?
>>77373342
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neue_Wache
And yes we have
>>77373849
desu Germany/Prussia/HRE always had a shit military heritage preying on its neighbors when they were weak and getting destroyed when facing their match.
>>77374251
that thing got what it deserved
>>77373474
Wallace Monument
>>77374251
>got instantly defaced and deflated
>>77374140
What the fuck, I know you guys lead the world in degeneracy but, how can young white kids not listen to rock music? This world is going to shit, the dindus have won already.
>>77373849
Talking shit like a real burger.
Stfu you got no clue.
![llangollen_32[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t8qMBEJ.jpg "llangollen_32[1].jpg")
>>77373677
I see your poncy crown and raise you a screaming knight on a warhorse swinging a sword
>>77371247
that's worst.
>>77374323
Still buthurt for getting your ars kickt.
>>77371247
A flying saucer.
>>77373141
How the fuck did the 'blacks are great dancers' meme come to exist?
Look at what you did to us, Germans.
>>77372148
this statue sums up how shitty contemporary thought and art are.
>>77374320
>Central Memorial of the Federal Republic of Germany for the Victims of War and Dictatorship
Nope
>>77372796
It looks nice to me.
>>77371882
i entreat ye, navi
>>77373055
this
the Korean War memorial is really nice, especially during winter
>>77374674
Why the fuck does PR have one?
>>77374651
Please explain this. Enjoy Communism and communism is in the coca cola logo?
>>77372373
> Orange
literally one of the more shitty cities I've been to. Besides the Roman theatre & this arc there's literally nothing
>>77374443
Pretty much, it baffles me.
Every chance him and his friends get they play nog music. That was a fuck no and a punch growing up for me, embarrassing.
this thing is as big as regular American
![35312933[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/08g1QMo.jpg "35312933[1].jpg")
>>77374315
Texas has some decent statues; shame about the current surroundings to this one.
>>77372241
I wish our politicians would stop milking the death of our soldiers for popularity.
John Paul Baggins II
>>77374805
Because none can forget the 16 septillion.
>>77374543
Oh, are nazis halal now that they know they hate jews too?
>>77371709
This was erected by communists (German communists who fled to Russia, were in KZ, hiding or just opportunistic) the arch enemy of Nazis. They saw the victory of the USSR over the Nazis as the USSR freeing them from their regime, thus making a monument in their honor. Whether that's stupid or not is up to you.
>>77374632
...... what
>>77374651
>enjoy comminsm
I think the saucer looks cool
John Paul Snail II
>>77372241
whats in it?
>>77374864
It's very Finland, I like it
>>77374805
We also serve the masters
>>77374674
Wow, even Puerto Rico has a holocaust memorial. One day, the kikes will enforce a law that require a holocaust memorial to be built every 10 kilometers.
>goes to visit Prague for conference
>get to visit old places, nice architecture, great air quality
>see this bullshit, starting noping the fuck back to the conference
Dude what the fuck is wrong with europeans. at least american statues are just freaky adults.
>>77374948
yepp...
John Paul Dark Souls Boss II
>>77374808
The bulding is abandoned so people put graffiti all over it.
not sure what the fuck this was supposed to be in Rotterdam
>>77372431
>really isn't that different to how it's depicted in GTA is it?
You have no idea how correct that is.
>>77375154
Such a fucking disgrace, the sculpture looks straight-up Satanic
>>77374979
pictures, old military gear, a few planes
the kind of stuff you expect to find in a war museum
>>77371247
literally a dick
>>77374971
looked cool
now its abandonporn
>>77375015
They should just team up with Starbucks
>not enjoying a nice $15 pumpkin spice latte while walking from one holocaust museum to the one across the street
A monument to the US soldiers that bombed us during WWII. Sadly it's on the territory of the american embassy so we can't remove it.
>>77375034
>what the fuck is wrong with europeans
you mean jews that fund and buy this kind of "art"
>>77374978
WTF? Proof the anti christ is a catholic.
Mark Twain in Bermuda chillin
>>77375162
That actually looks coolio as fuck, must smell like piss though
>>77373342
>he's against rape
LOW TEST
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>>77375162
looks like an arena for a boss fight
>>77372574
Fuck Lincoln.
t. The South
>>77375265
DELET THIS
>>77374323
You took defeat pretty well frog :^)
>>77373050
Anytime I feel myself get lazy, I put on this video to remind myself of what's to come of a passive man who doesn't try hard in life.
Very scary and keeps me disciplined T B H.
>>77375318
That statue is to make fun of you radioactive faggots, im LMAOing at your life
>bulgarians cant even donate blood legally for being eastern europeans in murrika.
>>77375225
Oh I thought it was just a museum about the islands history which would be very boring, rather than about the war.
>>77375189
Probably the same message as the christmas tree buttplug
>LOL look guys it's phallic, it reminds me of a penis xD i am such a great artist
>>77375318
Your God damn right.
>>77375426
Spotted the chinese diaspora
>>77375377
not shameful at all, great for taking pictures
I like this one from Cardiff, near my parents. It's Aneurin Bevan, founder of the NHS, the statue apparently depicting him laying down the law having just come home from the pub.
>>77375265
>he's against dicks
LOW TEST
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>>77372574
>that clinched fist
fuck jew lincolin
>>77375416
A touching tribute to all the deformed gigantic slug-men that perished in the war
>>77372467
Mr.Rogers was a great man, he deserved better than this
>>77372765
LEL
>>77375189
Hes holding a giant butt plug.
How do you go from this...
>>77375189
Gnome with cheeky grin and buttplug ringing the "come here and insert your buttplug" bell , duh.
>>77371247
>>77371295
This makes me so fucking mad holy shit
>>77373110
>>77375667
TO THIS
>Meanwhile in Oslo Norway
>>77375318
desu I don't think our monuments belong on foreign soil anymore than soviet ones due
you yuropeans should have some self-respect
>>77371247
>>77371295
This makes me so fucking hard holy shit
>>77375762
This is alpha as fuck
>>77375762
I'm glad they finally made a statue of Breivik
How can other nations even compete to Soviet majesty?
>>77375551
It's shameful because it's located right outside of the XL building and not in an area where Twain frequented. Although there is good security there so it reduces risk of vandals.
>>77375318
>America bombed Bulgaria
What
>>77375762
WHAT THE FUCK
>>77375720
do you have statues of vlad?
>>77375762
It should be Wojak fighting off Pepes.
>>77375763
Shut up, cuck.
We will spread our monuments far and wide. All countries belong to America.
>>77374651
>>77375274
But why?
>>77375875
So aesthetic.
>>77375318
fucking based
>>77375953
>We will spread our monuments fa
Just like your legs, whore :^)
>>77375928
Fund it
>British artist's statue of 'a queen's sex organs' put on display in the Versailles Palace gardens sparks anger in France
>Anish Kapoor's work sits across from the stunning 17th century palace once home to the last French king, Louis XVI
>The British artist said that his giant, 60-metre long rusty metal funnel represents 'a queen's vagina' taking power
>He is thought to be referring to former Place of Versailles resident and the wife of Louis XVI - Marie Antoinette
>But locals in France complained the structure was inappropriate for the family attraction and called for a boycott
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3112442/Huge-statue-queen-s-sex-organs-display-Versailles-Palace-gardens-sparks-anger-France.html
>>77375762
but they look so cute
>>77375875
I bet that Statue cost more than all those commie blocks in the background.
>>77375867
HOLY KEK
and finally a good one, mothman of west virginia. pretty metal.
>>77371247
Worst ever.
>>77375449
This war is hilarious because:
>army was fucked
>Emperor was old and sick
>parliament was against the Emperor
>people massively voted (70%+) in favor of the Emperor who was the greatest leader France had in a century
>had some tensions with Prussia regarding the purchase of Luxembourg by France
>the Emperor pacifically settled the issue with the new German king of Spain
>the king of Spain sent a public letter to the newspapers congratulating France and showing appreciation
>Bismarck who felt he needed a war against France to unify the Germanic people intercepts the letter
>he modifies it so that it becomes insulting
>publishes it in the Prussian press
>conservative+radical left parliament coalition forces France to go to war against Prussia to get rid of the Emperor who had popular support
>the war led to two further world wars
>Europe never recovered
>the Germans dindu nuffin they gud boy
>>77373697
Tonight... You.
>>77376009
Why do you guys have a statue of Mark Wahlberg?
>>77376179
>I bet that Statue cost more than all those commie blocks in the background.
I bet it cost less than your mom's liposuction.
![58959187[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OjtKM6w.jpg "58959187[1].jpg")
>>77375926
>>77372431
It's more like Postal 2
>>77373697
Hot damn, thats my Uni. Looks nice without all the hipsters and hippies outside.
>>77376209
>Suck my dick white people
They should have just went with a standard bronze statue.
Lived in Denver for a year, this thing still haunts me.
>Literally a demon horse that killed it's sculptor.
>>77372148
>>77373110
>>77374896
Looks more like Emperor Palpatine than hobbit.
>>77374251
>>77376208
This should replace >>77376209
the babyeater
just google 'Skopje 2014' if you want to cringe
>>77376341
El Mesteno. Translation: Demon Horse Cock
>>77376233
Outplayed
>>77375887
Hitler forced us to declare war on the USA and UK and they bombed us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Sofia_in_World_War_II
>>77375995
After communism fell there was no longer money to preserve a lot of building. Many factories were closed down or sold for pennies to the westerners and many monuments about the period 1944 - 1990 were left to rot. The democrats even blew up the mausoleum of our first communist leader.
>>77371247
literally blocks, looks like an autists minecraft world
>>77376208
fucking kek, a myth gets a better statue than most real people that were posted in this thread
>>77376445
it was literally orchestrated by the international Jewry
>>77376450
>Hitler forced us
You could have fought Hitler and the ruinous powers, instead you chose the path of weakness.
>>77375762
METAL AS FUCK
>>77373141
>>77373227
905.116.358 views...
Millions of likes...
Its too late lads. The jews have won, i can only imagine the filth our children will be brainwashed by in the future.
>>77374876
But the death of your soldiers is so funny.
>>77376594
>You could have fought Hitler and the ruinous powers, instead you chose the path of weakness.
Or they could have joined Vietnam in an easy victory over USA :^)
>>77375602
Goddamn I'm laughing
Oviedo is full of statues, statues about ass, stautes about fat people, Woody Allen, Malfalda a lot of things. But this was retired "to clean it" but in the end they admited they took it down because they feared Europe will throw a shit fit over nazism.
>>77376554
How so?
>>77376594
yeh, look at how well american society is doing after winning ww2
>>77375162
Looks like a rejected CoD zombie map.
>>77376209
>carved in white stone
This is a stealth dis desu
