Switzerland withdraws request to join the EU after 24 years.
http://www.focus.de/politik/ausland/eu-beitrittsgesuch-der-schweiz-eidgenossen-besiegeln-schwexit_id_5636537.html
Feels good guys. Gonna drink a whole bowl of molten cheese to celebrate.
Good feel swedebro
>>77365511
I can't wait to visit your beautiful country in a few weeks :3
Swiss cheese tastes like absolute garbage
Grats health pack bro
Congrats cheesebro
I hope I'm rich enough to move there one day
>Britain is really going to leave the EU
>>77365511
Wait they still had an open request?
Well good thing they closed that shit..
>>77365511
Good news mountainbro
>>77365700
Go fuck yourself
>>77365700
You're not in the position to talk about any nations cheese, you're undoubtedly have the worst cheese on this planet.
>>77365700
>Americans talking about cheese
like the neutral mountain jew was ever seriously going to join the eu anyway. after your country's little satanic performance at that world's longest tunnel with all those global elites, it's clear what's going on
>>77365700
>burgers talking about cheese
>>77365934
>>77365900
>>77365892
Gimmie some cheese tips, normally i just get off the shelf cheddar but I want to be fancier.
>>77365511
Awesome. Do you think the timing is a coincidence before Brexit?
>>77365934
>>77365900
>>77365892
AWW
Swiss cheese is absolute trash
Stay mad, shove some up your ass, I don't care
>>77365511
Good shit.
Now let's get the UK out as well. The jEwU needs to go. Same with all the jews as well.
>>77365700
Please, stfu
>>77365511
If Britain leave Switz / Norge and UK can make EFTA stronk
>>77365511
Didn't even know they applied for the EU at any point
Why didnt they let Switzerland in in the first place?
Based Switzerland
Reminder that IT'S HAPPENING
POLLS:
14 June
Remain: 40% (-1)
LEAVE: 47% (+4)
(TNS, online)
13 June
Remain: 45%
LEAVE: 50%
(ICM, phone)
13 June
Remain: 39%
LEAVE: 46%
(YouGov, online)
13 June
Remain: 44%
LEAVE: 49%
(ICM, online)
12 June
Remain: 48%
LEAVE: 49%
(ORB, phone)
10 June
Remain: 42%
LEAVE: 43%
(YouGov, online)
10 June
REMAIN: 44%
Leave: 42%
(Opinium, online)
9 June
Remain: 45%
LEAVE: 55%
(ORB, online)
EU referendum poll
Remain: 46% (-6)
Leave: 45% (+4)
(via ComRes, phone)
>>77365900
>>77365934
Wisconsin has some great cheese. Don't let Kraft Singles and Easy Cheese fool you as those are just as disgusting to us as they are to you.
>>77365934
>>77365900
>>77366047
>>77366225
>yfw despite your memes we still make the best cheese in the world
>fresh
>tons of variety
>God Bless America
>Euros stay cucked
>>77366225
>tfw my state beats the fuck out of the entirety of yurop in the world cheese championship contest
get fucked, cucks
>>77366246
Most people don't know, it was probably moved again and again so european Elites could keep up their money laundering.
>>77366324
because we voted no
>>77366324
>didnt they let Switzerland in in the first place?
they would have loved to include them, but the the swiss voted no on the issue of the EEA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Economic_Area
>the EU will have risen and fallen within your lifetime
its an abstract feel, but it feels good
>>77366516
Good on you though. My dad lived in Switzerland for most his life and I've been there plenty of times. Lovely country.
>>77365511
based tax haven
How easy is it to immigrate to Switzerland? I only speak English and am starting a carpentry apprenticeship. I want off Mr Trudeau's wild ride.
>>77366647
>>77366621
>>77365657
>>77365667
>>77365700
>>77365744
>>77365787
>>77365795
>>77365820
>>77365892
>>77365900
>>77365934
>>77365944
>>77366074
Daily REMINDER
THAT CHEESE IS FOR NON WHITES SO THAT THEY DONT GET A BELLY ACHE
>>77365900
Medpack, shut the fuck up.
Kraft singles are not cheese.
There exists an ACTUAL American Cheese, but it is not yellow, it is WHITE, and it is only found at deli counters.
It is a real cheese made by mixing various unused cheese bits, milk, rennet, and salt and allowing it to emulsify and age into a soft white cheese.
It tastes nothing like kraft plastic, and is the only cheese that doesn't separate when melted.
>>77365700
>>77365900
>>77365934
>>77366225
>It's a faggots think that the only variety of cheese produced in a country is the variety bearing that country's name episode.
>>77366843
What are you even talking about?
Wait, they wanted to get in in the first place?
Why would any party want that?
I mean great country and all but honestly what use would they be to anyone outside of their country?
>>77365511
Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/YVfPFJep64Q
>>77366843
No, cheese was a way to preserve a high fat, high protein, high energy food for years.
Cheese saved europeans from the cold winter without forcing them to ferment fish guts like netherlands and pickle everything like Russia.
>>77366999
>Why would any party want that?
ask the comm.. eh socialists.
>>77366421
>being this delusional
>>77365511
>Gonna drink a whole bowl of molten cheese to celebrate.
ok fatty
>>77367207
>living this deep in the past
Italy you haven't been relevant in 2000 years
>>77365700
you mean american """"cheese"""" that they label as "swiss"?
I prefer raclette desu
>>77365900
Our cheese is some of the best. Also a fan of Hebrew and eastern European cheeses :)
>>77365511
Why would they even want to join the EU in the first place?
>Swiss cheese.
>Not Romano cheese.
>>77367207
http://www.worldchampioncheese.org/
2016 WORLD CHAMPION
Team Emmi Roth USA
Emmi Roth USA
Fitchburg, Wisconsin USA
Roth Grand Cru Surchoix
Champion Round Score: 98.882
Italy didn't even make it to top 20.
Contest was dominated by Netherlands, USA, and Switzerland.
>>77365511
Why is Switzerland so based? Best european country.
>>77365511
They aren't even part of the EU and they managed to one-up Britain and leave first before Brexit.
Cheeky Schweizer
>no love for feta ITT
>>77365511
Good for you boys. I didn't even know that you had requested to join the EU ? I thought that it was an absolute no-go for you
>>77367115
>Not doing all of it
>>77365511
Wait, you guys wanted to join?
I thought you didn't join because of your famous neutrality.
there was a roundabout try from some swiss politicians to get the swiss to join the EU. the document in question is the formal request to begin the joining negotiations/process.
the swiss declined it in 2 seperate referendums
after 24 years though the official request had still not been withdrawn.
it is to be withdrawn and returned to switzerland no later than 1. august, the swiss national holiday.
>>77367475
You think we don't have swiss cheeses in America?
You think we cannot obtain cheeses made in Switzerland?
America, the TRADE CENTER OF THE WORLD?
Stupid Bitch.
>>77365900
>not eating wisconsin american
you sir are eating what they feed to nogs on welfare
>>77367912
I'm sure landlocked areas like FUCKING SWITZERLAND would have trouble fermenting fish.
>>77368010
dude you are seriously trying to bring the bantz over cheese?
are you 12?
there are 20 other threads desperately requiring bantz.....begone.
btw your cheese sucks.
>>77368010
pic related is american """cheese"""
>all this cheese hatred
H-hey guys, what's up, I'm new here, my name is Provolone, j-just wanna c-check things out...
>>77368196
>Fish can't be found in lakes or rivers, only the sea
>>77366843
you would know about being non-white, mr. 62%
>>77368283
thats what they serve at taco bell, yeah
>>77367130
Why would they want it either?
I mean the swiss are about as likely to help any other as a cannibal is likely to help a dying man.
The only reason they'd lift a finger would be to gain from it.
(not that that's bad as they're extremely reliable in that sense, but they're not useful as an addition or ally to anyone)
>>77368290
sup mister provolon-ay
youve got a dangling participle
>>77366421
goddamn i want some cheese now
the trouble is if you want a large variety it's expensive as hell or there's those assorted packs of shit quality cheese
>>77365511
Good job!
Can someone explain the mountain jew meme?
>>77365511
I have one worry about Switzerland.
You guys have 25% immigrant population (vast majority European, granted), who I assume only have residence permit, not citizenship so they CANNOT vote.
But overtime, more and more of these Euro immigrants with residence permits become citizens, and with 25% of your country being immigrant, won't these Euro immigrants from the EU vote pro-EU and pro-immigration after years and years of gaining citizenship and being able to vote?
>>77365511
TODAY SWITZERLAND
TOMORROW (OR SOON) THE UNITED KINGDOM
WHO'S NEXT, LET'S DO THIS It's time for a change of direction in Europe!
>>77368328
>10 gold pieces have been deposited in your yurt by the Divine Punishment of God Genghis Khan
>>77365511
Swizerland wasnt alowed in the EU? Why not? they are the best
>>77365511
fuckoff EU. good news, great find!
>>77368328
Not if you want to feed the whole population
>>77368290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtIPQ4PR65I
>>77366421
>Unpasteurized cheese is illegal
Please America. You're not even trying.
>>77366074
Brie
Stilton
Camembert
Feta
Mozarella
Emmental
Gouda
Parmigiano-Reggiano (Parmesan)
http://www.cheese.com/alphabetical/?i=a#top
>>77365511
HOW CAN A SINGLE COUNTRY
BE SO BASED
>>77366074
Jarlsberg.
Gouda.
Romano
Provolone.
>>77370041
They have a monopoly on diamonds and use a variety of jews tactics to fleece goyim.
It's not quite fiat currency level jewry but it's something.
Also they do this weird thing where they want what's best for themselves and their country in 2016 just like Israelis.
>>77370766
This is the plebbiest list I've ever seen. I'm sure he was waiting for someone to recommend him mozzarella and Parmesan.
>>77365700
>AMERICAN CHEESE
dammit this threads making me hungry
>>77371035
Good for them. Thanks.
>>77370766
>>77366074
Easy tip for being "fancy" get a slice, not grated, Parmigiano-Reggiano and grate it over your spaghetti bolognese whenever you have it.
When you are left with the rind you can use this to add flavour to homemade soups by placing it in the pot as it is cooking.
>>77371037
He only buys cheddar of the shelf, parmesan and mozarella are steps up from that.
Or should I reccommend him Colwick soft cheese knowing full well he will never get his hands on any.
>>77366074
grab a wedge of kasseri and make yourself some saganaki
Only here could a political discussion turn to fucking cheese.
This place is fucking weird.
>>77370300
i lived in switzerland for 6 years as a student
it takes approximately 15 years to get a passport and only if you pass multiple requirements. language test (so yes, swiss german, not high german), citizenship test, a good job, NO use of social money from the state, no criminal record whatsoever, etc.
most foreigners there just go for the C permit (permanent resident) which takes 10 years plus good job, pay taxes, no state help, no criminal record etc. they have most of the rights of a swiss and less responsibilities but will never be swiss.
it is fucking hard to get citizenship. your years studying do not count AT ALL to the 15 required for citizenship. most people come to work in the pharma industry, or banking, or insurance and fuck off after a few years. the swiss know that and encourage it. they can cherry pick the best in the world.
the swiss also are hardcore about integration. in the summer i hang with a group of secundos (2nd gen immigrants) and immigrant kids. they all speak swiss german and are more anally retentive than the swiss.
the swiss are more reliable and to a degree friendlier than the germans. they are also very xenophobic.
>>77372785
>the swiss are more reliable and to a degree friendlier than the germans. they are also very xenophobic.
Superior in any way then.
>>77365820
>Wait they still had an open request?
It has been meaningless for years, but we strategically waited for this very opportunity to make the britbongs some courage.
>EFTA EFTA EFTA
>>77372785
Yet they allow thousands of refugees, don't they?
>Told EU to fuck off
>Gun control is non existent
>Nationalist and one of the few conservative countires left in Europe
>Getting citizen ship is hard as fuck for immigrants
>No one ever fucks with their country
>Strong military that turns ordinary people into fit hard workers
>Beautiful scenery with tall mountains
Explain to me why Switzerland isn't based.
>>77370041
Switzerland is the banking capital of the world.
And they have lots of mountains.
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>>77365511
Brexit is inevitable now. But don't forget to vote lads.
>>77377954
>Gun control is non existent
You can have them confiscated for virtually any reason and places will ask to see proof of you completing your conscription before selling you one.
>Nationalist and one of the few conservative countires left in Europe
They aren't remotely nationalist, or conservative. That's the whole point of the place.
>Getting citizen ship is hard as fuck for immigrants
It isn't. The whole place is full of Albanians, niggers and has a higher Muslim population percentage than Germany or the UK.
>Strong military that turns ordinary people into fit hard workers
They spend a year dicking around for no reason.
It's full of graffiti, niggers and Muslims. Everything is made of concrete. Move to Liechtenstein or Austria if you want an actual alpine country with culture.
>>77378715
>Move to Liechtenstein or Austria if you want an actual alpine country with culture.
I-it's not like I want you genocided for your grandfathers' crimes, g-gogga
>>77365900
>>77365934
As someone from Wisconsin, this shit fucking offends me.
>pic related, Switzerland getting BTFO by my state at the world cheese contest
>>77365511
Nice
>>77365511
SWITZERLAND YES
Who /havarti master race/ here?
>>77365700
fuck off burger we're talking real cheese here
>>77365934
>cheese product
Its not even cheese
>>77365511
No mention of this in other media.
>>77365511
Congrats on maintaining your neutrality, Sweden.
>America
>mongrel nation of all the great European cheese making countries
>somehow terrible cheese
Explain?
>>77381798
>He thinks Kraft singles represent American cheese
>He thinks anyone but poor people and niggers eat Kraft singles
I hate that Europeans act like they know anything about America and no one ever calls them out on it.
>>77365511
Honest questions. What's the prospect for a foreigner to work in Switzerland ? I'm an electrical engineer with masters in photonics. I speak German but not a native level.
>>77378715
>ou can have them confiscated for virtually any reason
Wrong
>places will ask to see proof of you completing your conscription before selling you one
Nope
>>77365511
>muh schwiiz isch nid ide eu :^)
Düemmer zersch mol d'MEI umsetze und die automatisch Rechtsübernahm vode EU abschaffe, de luegemer witer. Aber nei """Bilaterlae""" send jo so wechtig
>Thread devolves into shitposting about cheese
>>77379679
old world cheese snobs wrekt
>>77382332
>mad cos he can't eat cheese
>>77382021
don't even bother with euro flags on /pol/ m8
ahmed here won't even respond to you, most likely
>>77365900
>>77365934
Serious question: what the fuck is wrong with sliced American cheese? It's pre-sliced so you don't have to do it yourself, otherwise it's the same delicious cheese as the shit you eat.
Getting sick of this meme 2bhlads
>>77366343
If they rig this shit...
>>77365511
Based Medpack.
>>77377954
>Gun control is non existent
reminder that they have no right to carry except as security professionals and in rare cases they manage to prove to the judge they need it for personal protection
>>77383006
Yes this is true. /pol/ talking about a country is always 50% memes
>>77382702
NOTHING will happen
Everyone will be accepting the fact they lost fair and square.
You can't prove vote rigging.
>>77382583
It's was alright when I was a child, but that was when my family was poor and it was used as something to block the flavor of shitty sandwich meat.
>>77382583
How old are you? They only started pre-slicing real cheese recently, growing up it was the most rubbery plasticy cheese in the cheapest plastic wrapping, we liked it though cos you play with it too. I don't even see it in the supermarket these days, just pic related.
>>77366421
imitation cheese
>>77365511
Nice one Hansel, can I come live with you if HilDawg wins?
>ITT : Americans think they own the world with their pasteurized cheese
come on guys
>>77382021
Do you have any cows that aren't pumped full of hormones?
Nice place here
