whats the most third world country
i think Albania
>be me
>be sad I'm in a third world country
> can't finish complaining need to go ride tractor
>>77348768
riding tractos is fun
fuck yeah tractos
>>77349061
We have those as well, but with four wheels.
Albania is too poor to have four wheels
>>77348768
get into eco-farming if you're rural and find a way to German market
At least you have a beautiful flag, that's something I guess.
>>77350263
What house is that?
>>77350114
If it's like here two days later the organized crime will come to fuck your shit up and then report you to the authorities to fuck your shit up even more.
Business may only be made by responsible people.
>>77348768
>mfw I have never had a sweet old lady hand me some fresh fuit that was recently grown in her backyard
Poverty breeds compassion. Take the good with bad anon.
>>77350562
Look at the middle finger on her right arm. You don't wanna eat those.
>>77348768
Nope,that spot is reserved by moldova
>>77350507
fight them with twice the force, enough of you doing so will make thugs think twice before starting any shit
>>77348768
I used to hate you faggots, but now I think you guys are pretty cool compared to other nations.
>>77351047
The culture here is "free for all". If you are in trouble no one will help lest they get in trouble too, with authorities or not.
>>77349739
that's why its called a THIRD world country
lol even if they get in trouble they'll just shift the blame
>>77351179
hence make them hurt/die using any means necessary, word gets around fast in underground circles of failed-at-life thugs
>>77350393
House Kastrioti. "We do not sow, we harvest your kidneys instead"
>>77351289
Do you faggots even realize that the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd world dichotomy has been irrelevant since 1991?
>>77348768
If anything, you're competing for most 2nd world country.
>>77348768
romania is a nation of 99% gypsies, it's them of course
>>77351366
Do note it's actually organized crime intertwined with the state machine with virtually minor between the two. Whether it will be cops or thugs, the uniform is all that will differentiate them. There is no difference between mafia and government here - they are one and the same.
Generally if you start unconnected business you need to pay safety taxes and bribes to keep things running but even then if your field is profitable they'll fuck you up just to put one of them in your place.
>>77351508
>>77351595
That's assuming you have the money to start one, of course.
>>77351576
>be canadian
>win
>>77351508
Do you, faggot, even realize that the generally understood meaning of words changes over time?
>>77348768
I smell a serb hiding behind an albanian flag. fuck off
How do you feel about most Europeans rather having Syrian rapefugees than Albanians? Why do you think that is?
>>77351595
lol the government steals more than the mafia in Albania
>>77348768
I knew an Albanian once, he was living in a Austrian hostel right near the main station, dressed kind of like a hobo, but so did i.
The guy had been there for three months already, and his plan was to stay to live there.
He was an architect, loved modern architecture and thought classical one was "nazi" (in fucking Vienna lol)
The night i met him he told me he was going to look for a job next day. Next night he told me he got drunk at morning and "forgot" about job interview.
In retrospect that was the first time i met an anxiety ridden NEET.
There was an Argentinian girl there i wanted to fugg, and this guy was physically bigger than me and also older, i was 20 he was nearing 30, and he almost got her, but i started telling serbian serial killer stories to her and i convinced her that he was sketchy as fuck and would probably stick a knife up her cunt.
I ended up fugging her and he wached us from the corner of the main-area with a dead-stare.
>>77348768
Albania has one of the best flags ever, bro.
Albania may not have luxuries, but you don't have sand niggers(or niggers in general) either.
You can live a happy life, you can have good food (those fruits look godly), lots of nature, comfy winters, pretty sure there are lots of qts. Just enjoy life bro, bro.
>>77349061
its missing a wheel
>>77351838
Isn't every country like that though
>>77351753
Why would Europe take in Albanians instead of Syrians? Syria is at war, Albania isn't.
>>77351595
then organize, stick to the letter of the law but have physical security in numbers to repel thugs, challenge the legality of their attempts to fuck with using state apparatus
it's hard not to be a bitch individually to any organized crime but things won't ever get better if you reconcile with status quo as a simple fact of life
>>77348768
We are second world.
>>77351923
lol look at her middle right finger
>>77351675
Just because normies are political illiterates who follow sound bites and can't think more than 10 minutes forward or backward in time doesn't mean we should do the same. Albania was a 2nd world country, now it's a semi-urbanized Balkan state that has developed a decent commercial compliment to its industrial and agricultural core.
We may be politically incorrect, but that doesn't excuse to be like the retarded masses.
>>77351981
Albanians are still the largest group of registered refugees in Germany. Last year there was hughe clashes between Albanian refugees and Pakistanis.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/call-to-segregate-rival-groups-after-clashes-at-german-asylum-centres-a6670706.html
i like albanians
>>77351923
>but you don't have sand niggers(or niggers in general)
>70% Muslim country
>>77352143
i assume by semi you mean like 45% but in truth like 20% is urbanized
>>77352267
burger is stupid always. religion does not matter to albanian, in fact it was the first atheistic state in the world
>>77352188
>rival groups in fucking asylum centres
What the hell, is it a refugee centre or a prison
I remember for years thinking Albania was a made up country on that episode of the Simpsons
>>77352355
https://www.google.com/search?q=religion+of+albania&oq=religion+of+albania&aqs=chrome..69i57.2076j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
its fucking full of muslims
http://www.barenakedislam.com/2015/05/10/macedonia-armed-albanian-muslim-terrorists-kill-five-cops-injure-30/
>lots of albanian-muslim terrorists
>>77352401
>I remember for years thinking Albania was a made up country on that episode of the Simpson
lol thats fucking hilarious
i also thought Djibouti wasn't real because no country could have a name with booty in it
>>77352535
fuck of serbian shill and stop spreading fake propaganda
>>77352709
lol you're not german you're probably an albanian refugee in germany because there are so many there
>>77352267
Typical burger. Muslim is not a race.
The majority of problematic muslims are of the sandnigger middle-easter and the african nigger type.
The others have their issues, but are tolerable.
>>77352879
How's the situation with crime in Albania?
Is it dangerous or do you guys have some specific hotspots where murders and shit happens like here in Brazil?
>>77353135
the mafia is pretty big (think a bit like Russia)
but there's lots of corruption in the justice system so if the mafia mugs you you'll probably get arrested instead of them
I'm taking a bus tour through the balkans to see the Eastern-European Byzantine Empire with my Serbian girlfriend, going to see Albania too and Kosovo even, croatia, slovenia, herzegov and even Bosnia.
What to expect in Albania OP?
Country looks pretty fucking poor.
>>77353651
Beautiful shores, beautiful girls and amazing mountains
>>77353651
the foods okay but all the people are lying scum and its pretty fucking under-developed
dont expect anything romantic to set the mood for some sexytime
>>77353651
also the girls aren't that hot compared to some of the northern countries like russia
>>77354040
serbian shill detected. prove that you are an albanian, faggot
>>77348768
Why does your flag look so evil?
>>77353833
On it, what about the historical stuff?
>>77353930
>Mood for some sexytime
Kek, slavics at it again.
>>77354040
They're better looking than the girls here senpai.
>>77354204
T.Serbia
>>77353651
good times beach party.
Make sure you stick around more in Kosovo/Albania they love Christians.
More points if you are Czech
>>77351491
Kek
>>77354278
>They're better looking than the girls here senpai
true but imo russian babes are hotter.
>>77351675
Yeah dude, the meaning of words LITERALLY change at least once a day
>>77354204
we desperately tried to find a way to look cool and edgy and that was the only way we could find
>>77348768
>>77354505
>>77354040
>>77353930
>>77353265
>>77352879
>>77352535
Can't tell if proxy or actual self-loathing albo top kek
>>77354459
Dutch blonde Christian.
>>77354505
True that.
>>77354644
test him on your Orcish language
>>77354804
be quiet greek bastard
>>77354804
I'd rather test your mom on my dick m8.
>>77351946
They can't afford one
>>77355026
>>77354804
lol the greek money grubbers mom has been around
>>77354909
>>77355026
Mohamed was a pedophile, savage warmongol.
All of you roaches will be purged from the face of the earth when Donald J TRUMP wins the election and leaves NATO.
Praise KEK
>>77348768
check my flag, it's a 3rd world shithole.
>>77348768
Peru
>70% business informality
or India
>>77355266
Donald cannot undick your mom, though.
>>77355266
I am not muslim, you bastard. You are gonna die
>>77352034
I always wondered do you have a similar relationship with Russia like we have with Serbia... in the sense that they are bigger and want to genocide you from time to time.
>>77355321
Check your EU privilege zemoyt scum
>>77355321
kek
btw a flag is bad if it can be easily reproduced in ms paint with a mouse imo
our flag is pretty good i guess
>>77355476
>[This user has been arrested and killed Sharia police for this post]
>>77348768
I wish I could ride a tractor right now
>>77352355
Then why do they burn our churches?
>>77355266
I wipe my ass with the Quran every day, except on sunday when I use the Bible instead, translated to Serbian of course. Fedora me, faggot. 100% born Albanian, and there are more of us than there are radical Islamists that Serbian propaganda has spoonfed you since inception.
Pic related, it's our communist broski, China.
>>77355894
I do not know if they burn greek churches, but if it is true, then it is good, because greeks are roaches in orthodox disguise
>>77356006
Oh hi there Turk friend.
>>77356098
pay your fucking debts, before you open your mouth
>>77356098
No point in arguing with these subhuman roaches senpai.
They will be wiped off Europe with the rest of the mudslimes when the great purge begins.
>>77348768
I tell you I'd sell my left benis to ride a tractor right now
>>77351946
man enta
>>77356162
Say please and I will consider it.
>>77356227
Tractors are fun except when you're riding with a sweaty shirtless man while picking the harvest
so yeah i guess they're fun
>>77356189
>They will be wiped off Europe with the rest of the mudslimes when the great purge begins.
Can't happen soon enough.
Shia muslims aren't that bad though, just the Sunni.
>Tfw moroccan NatSoc gf
I'll always be traitor no matter how you spin it
>>77356446
the ones that shoot up nightclubs are pretty bad too
>>77356446
>Can't happen soon enough.
If Trump wins he will literally leave NATO.
The only thing that funds these savage mudslimes and builds them mosques to recruit for ISIS is NATO.
They also bombed Serbia to protect them and send planes to bomb us too in 2001.
I don't give a fuck what kind of mudslimes they are desu, they are all bad.
>>77352249
>Those eyes
Ayyyyy...
>>77356682
lol maqecucks cannot do shit against Albanians
manlet maqedonskis fight with their left thumb up their ass and their other hand holding a lemon
Albania and Kosova became stronger the past decade
>>77356587
He was Sunni, wasn't he? He would not have been an ISIS sympathizer if he wasn't Sunni.
>>77356682
I am not so sure he's gonna keep his word on that.
>>77356682
>macedons are this deluded
Keep dreaming. America will never leave NATO, America founded NATO you fucking moron. For the sole purpose of bombing retard countries that call killing civilians and hiding mass graves "battles and war"
>>77357000
he was sunni? i'm wrong i guess :/
>>77357152
wrong thread, fug
>>77356894
We can though.
Just keep pressing us like that with the Chams and wait till we get rid of that faggot, Tsipras.
Oh you're gonna have a genocide on your hands then, no Cham is going to be left alive.
And you're such weaklings, we can do it even while we're bankrupt.
>>77357082
>America founded NATO you fucking moron. For the sole purpose of bombing retard countries that.....have the oil or tactical position we need to assure that our honorable Jewish citizens get filthy rich
>>77357303
Don't bother, it's clear he is mudslime diaspora.
Nobody, specially on /pol/ believes in the meme of "poor mudslimes dindu nuffin, evil serbs kill poor civilians"
>>77357281
Greeks will do nothing to Albanians, you look like us.
just keep slurping on that souvlaki syrup, g(ay)reek
>>77357303
Track suits and hidden slavic squat physics formulas are not something we want nor we care about, Serbia and Macedonia literally have no tactical position, they are surrounded by EU and fucking Turkey. Don't be dense.
>>77357502
Serbs did kill civilians though
Serbs are barbarian primitives
>>77357502
>all this delusion
WE WUZ SAVIORS OF EUROPE N SHIETT
>>77357502
RARE
>>77357659
We're talking about a scenario where NATO has collapsed already and it will be each cunt for themselves again.
In that certain scenario, I'm gonna put it very simply: You're fucked.
We're gonna take clay, and there will be no one to stop us. And those chimping Chams of yours, will be the perfect excuse to invade your assholes.
I believe we will have only a little bit of time until Turkey invades and the real fight begins. It's enough, for pushovers like you.
>tfw have to get a train through albania in a few months
>>77357502
>poor mudslimes dindu nuffin, evil serbs kill poor civilians
serbs are not human and do not have a civilized rule of law. one kosovar allegedly commits a crime and instead of prosecuting him under the law the serb goes and massacres a village. then the serb wonders why confused kosovars retaliate.
the serb starts 8 wars in 50 years, often involving attempted genocide. loses all of them. almost every neighbor of the serb hates him and even the us and nato see that he is a barbarian, yet like the jew he is convinced that it is everyone else that is the problem.
kill yourself.
pic related, serbian children -- though they look a bit too happy and innocent.
>>77358058
>>77357502
>Serbian mentality summed up in one image
>>77357502
Yugoslavia was just too big to manage, it is easier to control an area decided in 6 countries which were made to hate each other. You may argue that the shitstorm in the area is the result of Ottoman, Österreich-Ungarn imperialism. But Tito stabilized Yugoslavia, and such heritage lies in the past. The country was not torn apart by ideology or religious dogmas. It was a guerilla military campaign, funded by Arabs and NATO, which was met with resistance from nationalist militias, what remained of the Yugoslav army and some local warlords.
>>77358025
How...?? WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THAT?
>>77357948
you're gonna take clay?
keep fucking dreaming
>>77358025
lol sorry
>>77358209
albo mentality
>kill 3 young kuffars on Easter
>get arrested
>rest of your savage tribe goes out to protest for release of the jailed jihadists
>we didndu nuffin, 30 years jail for 2 killed kuffars dats racist
>proceed to burn buses, churches and police stations to prove that islam is religion of peace
>>77357948
>In that certain scenario, I'm gonna put it very simply: You're fucked.
Hahahhahahahahahaha
>We're gonna take clay, and there will be no one to stop us. And those chimping Chams of yours, will be the perfect excuse to invade your assholes.
Greeks are too fat, lazy, and broke to do shit. Greeks have never done shit in the past and you never will.
It's fun to sit there on your ass thinking about what it would be like to not be a lazy pile of shit and fantasize invading a country.
>>77357689
Not of yours. Of Russia's. Yugoslav communist regime was the most peaceful and non malicious towards its population. The place could easily transform into the European equivalent Cuba.
>>77358632
It's your fault for making Albanians there extremely Muslim
Maqe-albs are the most disgustingly Muslim compared to any other? Why is this?
That's what you get for being cunts, fucking greco-gypsoslav
Strange
Diaspora albanians always brag about their country and how good it is, but you disagree with that?
>>77358781
>the problem is not Islam people, the problem is gun control and intolerance
What can you expect from a diaspora mudslime in leafland..
>>77358431
When it comes to that, we're not fucking around.
The only reason you're safe from us, is because other, stronger powers than us, are keeping us from fucking you over.
There's some things y'all don't know about us.
One of them is that we're not governed by a bankrupt state, but by a clique of some very powerful, evil motherfuckers who would not hesitate to fuck up even their own people and country, to fill up their purses.
And those shitlords are going to eat you alive as the rest of the world watches, if they're given only half a chance to do it.
>>77358783
It's not necessarily Albania, the government, that is good, but the Albanian people are good- genetically superior through purity and native to Balkans
>>77351946
Trust them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
>>77358918
Maqedonia in 2016: 25% Albanian
Maqedonia in 2036: 50% Albanian
Inshallah
I love Albanian people.
>>77358418
>he doesn't know about magicposting
>>77358632
Christian and non-religious Albanians hate those types of "Albanian" just as much as everyone else does. They don't respect their pre-Ottoman Christian origins at all. They're basically Turks that speak bad Albanian, and make the rest of us look bad.
>>77358783
there is a cognitive dissonance in most albanians -- when amongst albanians they complain about albania, when reminded of other countries they are very nationalistic.
>>77358632
people tend to become very tribalistic after surviving something like the kosovo war and still seeing a threat from living under subhuman yugoslavs. do you see this in albania proper?
>>77359122
Well thats how it goes.
Option A : all roaches are purged from the face of the planet
Option B : roaches outbreed everyone and make this planet hell
>>77357897
You're drunk poland go home.
>>77358952
When you step outside of your shitty fucking country you'll get destroyed by people with a real economy.
Pic related its the greek army
>>77359298
the subhuman shows his true colors -- he has manufactured a false dichotomy in his head in which he is the ultimate good, the fair arbiter of life and death, and as such he is supportive of blatant genocide, convincing himself with his warped mentality that it is somehow a necessity.
>>77359298
What's up with you east albanians being so hateful in this decade? You need to calm down, man, jeez.
>>77359500
That's a Roman silly
>>77353930
can confirm this, been in Shiquardia or how the fuck its called in the original tribal language...
good food, all homemade like which i prefer to the "plastic shits", people seems fine but at one point got threatened by man with a rock in hand yelling at as (bit misunderstanding), beautiful nature except trash everywhere, shitty roads, even though in europe everything seemed bit different, extremely cheap alcohol, girls indeed not so pretty mostly unibrow type but saw few cuties despite that. Most cars are Mercedes and shitloads of bunkers. Saw no burqua or anything related to mooslimez
>>77359578
look closer friend -- that is no albanian. it is the same genocidal maniac mentality that has been ravaging the balkans for years.
>>77359575
>>77359500
>Albanians
>People with real economy
>They still come to Greece to look for work.
Yeah, right.
Our army is grand. Better than yours anyway.
Our economic crisis, is just so those aforementioned kings wannabe, get to own everything officially too, for free while we pay their debts to the Europeans.
We only seem weak, cause that's how it suits them. If all bets are off, and they know you're fair game, then Greece becomes regional power almost overnight.
>>77358643
The leaf is right
>>77359767
You missed the sublime bants.
>>77359831
and look, he doesn't even deny it!
>>77360014
my fault.
>>77359974
>Being this delusional
>>77358643
Lazy, right? We're still the longest working people of Europe. Third in the world, after Mexicans and South Koreans.
That's what OECD stats say.
>fantasize invading a country
>Calling Albania a country
You're just no man's land, free for the taking. You just don't know it yet.
You only exist because the Turks will it. But without NATO, Turks are going to have too much on their plate with fucking Russia, to ever care about you anymore.
We're going to eat you alive.
>>77360333
What are you? Some Turk living in USA?
>>77348768
I would prefer living there than to live in fucking Juarez city in Mexico, Rio de Janeiro, Bogotá or some backhole anarchy in Africa, I tell you that much!
>>77360489
>greek calling people "turk" as an insult
irony of the century
>>77360497
>Rio de Janeiro
we call it Hell de Janeiro
>>77360632
Some Turks used to be Greek who became Turks.
But no Greek used to be Turk who became Greek.
Those of us who are Greek now, are those of us who never gave in.
>>77360415
An American that hates pompous, conceited, pontifical Greeks, like yourself
>>77360867
Meant to respond to this.
>>77360489
My fault, Malaka.
>>77351977
Yes. 30-40% of all public funds are stolen in any country.
>>77360415
>>77358952
>>77359974
This reeks of bullied 12y old fedora tipper. Please don't shoot up a school, neighbor.
>>77360867
You Americans really know nothing.
>>77361081
>This reeks of bullied 12y old fedora tipper. Please don't shoot up a school, neighbor.
Do I look like an American to you?
>>77358632
>serb mentality
>massacre 50 people
>call it a battle on wikipedia
>>77360790
the only difference between you and a turk is religion and economic stability.
>>77361210
You look like a bullied 12y old fedora tipper who uses the internet to vent out his frustrations.
Calm down.
>>77361272
Yeah, the western Turks at least, who used to be Greek before.
What's your point?
>>77359252
This.
Also, the average albanian doesn't give a shit about religion even though they'd say they're muslims.
Look at this muslim shithole and all their hijabs : https://youtu.be/OgDmAM1BilA
>>77351289
Kek
I wish I were born in glorious Balkanlar Moldova
>>77348768
>>77348768
your country seriously have atmosphere of thrid word country, but is pretty close, good weather and vary cheap for vacation. and you have tasty food.
And I have seen a gypsy village under a bridge in Durres. I think this was the biggest turistic atraction to observe those wild animals.
>>77361408
I'm telling it to you, how it really is.
I'm even admitting, that these people have fucked us over too.
>One of them is that we're not governed by a bankrupt state, but by a clique of some very powerful, evil motherfuckers who would not hesitate to fuck up even their own people and country, to fill up their purses.
>Our economic crisis, is just so those aforementioned kings wannabe, get to own everything officially too, for free while we pay their debts to the Europeans.
Right there.
You don't know them, and you don't know what they're able to do if they know they can get away with it.
Hmpph i used to live in a neat 3rd world country, now i moved to this damned place
>>77348768
We can all agree that Granny Smith is the best cultivar, right guys ?
>3rd world countries thread
>no chile mentions so far
wew
>>77361701
>>77358952
>>77359974
>>77360415
>When it comes to that, we're not fucking around.
>The only reason you're safe from us, is because other, stronger powers than us, are keeping us from fucking you over.
>Our army is grand. Better than yours anyway.
>We only seem weak, cause that's how it suits them. If all bets are off, and they know you're fair game, then Greece becomes regional power almost overnight.
>You're just no man's land, free for the taking. >You just don't know it yet.
>You only exist because the Turks will it. But without NATO, Turks are going to have too much on their plate with fucking Russia, to ever care about you anymore.
>We're going to eat you alive.
>Some Turks used to be Greek who became Turks.
>But no Greek used to be Turk who became Greek.
>Those of us who are Greek now, are those of us who never gave in.
>>77361701
>You don't know them, and you don't know what they're able to do if they know they can get away with it.
So is it you, the greek people, or your corrupt politicians that want to kill us all and take our land?
Just read what you have posted. You're cringy as fuck but if you are indeed 12 years old then you'll grown out of it. If not, you need medical help, no offence.
I liked those Albanian documentaries narrated by Liam neeson. Taken 1 & 2.
>>77353930
>mood for some sexytime
Nigger she's serbian, just take her behind a bush and pop you knob in her
>>77362445
Everything I posted though, is truth.
Albania is a weak state, it relies on Turkey alot. I don't know what they're telling you there, because I see nationalism is on the rise lately, but everytime we tried to fuck you over, it was the Turks stopping us.
The Greek people don't like you. That's another fact. They might say you're not all bad but that's just so they'll seem openminded. The truth is, when an Alban is around, we lock our doors and look over our shoulders.
The situation with the Chams lately, doesn't help at all. It makes the Greek people openly express more hostile opinions against Albania.
The corrupt politicians have nothing to do with anything. They're just puppets for the real rulers of Greece, some multi-billionaire tycoons who fancy themselves to be the next Onassis.
It's them I'm talking about. This crisis, is just so they can get richer off our expense. They have these little banks they made on the side, siphoning germonies and now rolled all that debt on our banks and since we can't pay it, they're taking our properties for dirt cheap. This is to show how evil they are, they will even shit on their own country and in a case of scenario when Trump kills NATO by having USA leaving it, they'll shit over your country too.
With the Chams chimping out as they do lately, it will be easy for them, to pump up our army with money and getting it to stomp your country, so they can get your clay. You know this EEZ we're disputing over? That will be their claim, and the Chams their excuse.
And they're too deeply connected all over the world, they have subtly too many countries and corporations depending on them, for anyone to try and stop them.
I would say no offense, but fuck you, since we don't like you anyway, we might as well that crazy ride.
>>77348768
dude tell your nana to send me some of those apples
>>77364073
>it relies on Turkey alot.
Provide source
>but everytime we tried to fuck you over, it was the Turks stopping us
Austria-Hungary kind of did that in the first world war. Also, stop kidding yourself. You guys are not doing shit.
>>77365508
Well, no news site is gonna say "Oh no, we tried to backstab Albania but big bad Turks didn't let us"
I can't give you any source on that.
You just have to watch news concerning the relations between Greece and Albania and how Turkey reacts, to realize them yourself.
>Also, stop kidding yourself. You guys are not doing shit.
This whole crisis happened because they're crazy enough to do shit like this. If Albania was fair game for them, they would so go for it.
>>77363055
yeah lol,and now everybody thinks we are all terrorists and shit
>>77350687
Cannibal
>>77355476
Put the vest down, no one needs to die. Your blowing it out of proportion now
>>77365919
>I can't give you any source on that.
>expecting an argument to be solid without backing it up at all
are you using a proxy?
