Alligator grabs toddler, drags him into lagoon at Disney hotel
BAN ASSAULT GATORS
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/
THEY BELONG TO THE BATTLEFIELDS
>>77341557
Uh, why are there aligators in Disney?
HE DIDNU NUFFIN HE A GUD GADOR
>>77341652
Disneyworld Orlando, and all of southern Florida is all drained swampland. there has always been gators there. They are all over the rivers and lakes there.
>>77341652
Every body of water in Florida has a gator in it. They get into swimming pools too.
>>77341652
Clearly this third world faggot has never been to a Disney theme park before.
>>77341557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v7lAdpNgJk
skip to 3:30
>>77341652
They have legs, they can and will just walk from one body of water to another, and yes they will climb over or dig under fences.
just like assault weapons, alligators serve no purpose.
Alligators have killed 41 people in Florida since 2010
I know some people enjoy watching them and taking pictures of wildlife
but I am not one of them
We need to have a serious discussion about whether or not we are okay with these senseless killings
I'm embarrassed to live in a country that allows alligators just for the enjoyment of suburban families on vacation
>>77341652
Because Disney is no different then a gun store
They have no conscious and have been complacent the Floridia DNR
No the roosters have come home to roost
makes me sick
>>77341557
stupid parents let their 2yo boy walking in shallow waters when there are signs everywhere to no go near water
they prob going to sue disneyworld and get a shitload of money too.
fuck them
d-don't worry guys, there's a search and rescue team looking for the boy. surely he'll turn up ok
>>77351285
>>77351285
No...he won't...
"An alligator can digest anything it swallows -- muscle, bone, cartilage, etc. are all digested completely."
http://animals.howstuffworks.com/reptiles/alligator3.htm
#notallgators
DAMN YOU GAMERGATORS
>>77341652
In the south this place is mostly swampland
#btfo
KROKODIL
wait why were they searching all night
i mean the father literally saw the creature eat the kid
whats to search for? its over
This was not a species motivated attack. Please do not blame an entire class of citizens for the actions of one lone wolf.
>>77351891
The same reason the Coast Guard searches for like 5 days for retards that fall off cruise ships.
>>77351891
>its over
Not yet, if Bernie wins he will resurrect the child free of charge
>>77351891
probably to check if the kid was actually killed by a gator and the father didnt just throw him in a ditch and make up the gator story.
Seriously though, that situation is pretty fucked. Alligators are fucking scary. If I lived in Florida I would never be without a gun.
>>77352019
other witnesses besides the parents
this massive search party thing was clearly the act of retards
>>77341652
Because they infest the entire southern part of the state?
This is no laughing matter.
Teeth have been a DEADLY WEAPON for thousands of years, and it is UNACCEPTABLE for any alligator to have a right to own them.
TRUMP = STUMPED
>>77351891
they search for the body.. for funeral..
In the good ol days they would just be hunt into instinction.
>>77351473
Alligators don't do that though. They prefer their meat a tad bit rotten, so it probably killed the toddler then went dump him in the sun to bake for a little while.
Alligators don't do this often either, so this one was either really fucking hungry or the kid was near a nest (why the fuck an alligator would nest so close to a disney resort is another thing).
Kids fucked though.
Any videos?
Is there a better state to watch the local news in than Florida?
I visited my grandparents a few weeks ago in Tampa and shit like this happens all the time. Off the top of my head I remember:
>three dindus steal car and down, parents suing police for chasing them
>car crashes into house and driver bolts and is never found
>massive prostitution sting
>>77352202
what body?
>>77352279
https://youtu.be/zuoFXyOZRgQ
>>77352272
>alligators don't attack small creatures by the waterside often to eat them
You what nigga?
>>77352123
The witnesses may be lying too
>>77341652
Because it's Florida and Disney owns something like 50 square miles of land
>>77352325
https://youtu.be/U8sXLQN_cT8?t=23
>>77352397
Seen that one... well, I'll find somthing, or just fill up Animal Nom folder
>>77352397
>baiting the pig to within the alligators range
>one retarded pig keeps eating after the attack
>>77352048
Gators are lazy and delicious. They are so lazy that you have to TRY to get attacked by one. Like, they will ignore you or run from you if they see you. The only time I've ever had one threaten me was when I was near its nest. Even then it didn't attack, just warned.
So it takes a special kind of retard to get attacked by such a lazy animal.
>>77352424
Never said they didn't. Just said they don't like fresh meat. They kill and then let it sit, or just find dead shit. Gators are lazy and not very picky.
>>77341557
Read about this last night. Poor little dude. That's an ugly way to go.
>>77352610
Lightning never strikes twice in same spot.
>gator drags attacks 2 year old and drags him in lagoon
>father failed to rescue him
>no sign of boy has been seen since
>they are very hopeful
top kek, no way that kid isn't half way through that gator digestion already
Honestly, what happens in Florida that surprises people? I like hearing about Florida news because the most insane shit happens there and it has the most fucked up people.
No seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Florida? Is there something in the water there or something?
ISIS Gator strikes again.
>>77352397
holy shit fucking yank i like how there like we are too good to now watch him go under and get rekt we are going to float away
>>77341557
Dear diary, it is my second day in Orlando...
>>77352748
it's the real nigga hours of states
>>77341557
ban themeparks
Oh, /pol/, making me lul
>>77352694
It can and will.
>>77351891
Search for body to make sure the father didnt just kill the kid on purpose.
Need evidences
Whelp, now that I've read the story. Unfortunately, this child had a disease called stupid fucking parent syndrome.
>It's 9pm
>Child is allowed to play near man made lake by himself
>Gator grabs child
>Father tries to pull him out of the gator's mouth
I really feel bad for kids that have stupid fucking parents. They have no chance.
>>77341557
Ha-ha! Say, wanna see my head come off? Ha-ha!
>>77352397
rip piggy
>>77352694
It does if you piss off god.
Tommie Woodward: Suffered severe trauma to a limb when he was attacked and killed in the early morning at a Southeast Texas marina. Woodward ignored warnings not to swim in the water because of the danger of alligators; his last known words were "[fuck] the alligators".
Did the parents dress the littel fuck in a pirate costume?
>>77352397
Did they fucking bait that pig into being eaten? Throw the fucking fat ass tourists in instead.
>>77352748
Well gators are apparently in the water over there, other than that i don't know
I still feel no regret for breaking the neck of this faggots dog who tried to attack my 1 year old son in his pram
>be me
>be out with the wife and son
>sunny day
>lets go to the park
>big ass German Shepard running about
>ignore it since it's just running about away from us
>baby starts crying
>dog running towards us
>try to get it to fuck off
>it won't
>runs past me and is only stopped from biting my son by the prams plastic roof shield
>pull dog away
>tries to bite my arm if I hadn't pulled it away from its mouth
>use other hand to bash it on the head
>its dazed for a second
>stamp on its neck repeatedly
>"GRRR HRR HOWL HOWL WHINE *SNAP*"
>fag tried to take me to court
>CCTV evidence got me off the hook
Fuck animals. Stay the fuck away from my children
Is Florida a meme state?
>>77353542
>Fuck animals
It's not their fault, when it comes to dogs. Dogs look up to their owners and learn everything from them.
It should be a serious crime to mistreat a German Shepherd. They're one of the most God tier dogs you can get and it's sad that there's so many dumb fucking owners who try to own them.
Stupid pets are the result of stupid owners.
>>77353382
Gators have to eat too bro we also genocide pigs here anyway.
https://youtu.be/zdhrm7jnyis
>>77353577
Yes, a majority of American humor derives from Florida being a national embarrassment.
>>77341557
>be american
>get eaten by alligators
that poor reptile needs to improve its diet, it'll have diabetes
>>77353804
>Automatic Rifle-15
DELETE THIS ACCOUNT
>>77353577
You tell me
>>77353957
https://youtu.be/AUSObK_gU-g
>be two
>dad says" hey Billy you want to go play in the pitch black lagoon?"
>water? Fuck yeah let's go dad!
>get to lagoon get concerned it's pitch black
>dad says "go ahead Billy I'm right here"
>hear clock ticking 'I remember this noise front movie they showed me...can't remember the name Peter something'
>oh fug nigga leggo my eggo!
>>77354414
>Florida man stabs bears fan
RIP moot
>>77341557
I don't even care what such kikes Disney is made up of (ironic, because Walt was pretty anti semitic): some of my favorite childhood memories are going to dizzy world and riding all the rides.
Fuck, I'm going to have to take my family there next summer...
Oh yeah, please like and subscribe to my blog below.
>>77352397
>ahaha this is cool
>suddenly those fucking screams of terror
>one smaller pigs getting close as if trying to help
>gargled screams as the pig is dragged underwater
FUCK
#NOTALLALIGATORS
wheres the outrage, they are killing a ton of gators looking for a dead boy. if this was a lake full of gorillas people would be rioting in the street
>>77351917
Underrated.
>>77352748
brain eating amoebas dude
>>77353542
I can honestly say that the world would have been a better place if you broke that faggot owner's neck along with the dog's.
>>77355896
>a lake full of gorillas
You made me kek anon
>>77352397
>hihi throwing foods to lure littel momy piggy in to water
>niggator snatches here
>screames
>littel piggy child trys to save momey
>can only watch here die in terror and pain
> silance on the burger boat.
The Alligator was Muslim
>citizen of the outback of Florida state
>doing a sales call
>look at retention pond next to guys house
>gator chilling
>lizards falling off every tree
Such is life in florida
>>77347701
It took me just 7 minutes to pet a gator: it was horrible, loud and messy.
>>77352254
>instinction
>portugal "intellectuals"
>>77357532
that was very insightful, and as a counterpoint please take the following into consideration:
http://youtu.be/D-y81rhM-aY
Never smile at a crocodile.
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile.
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin.
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin.
>>77352048
>Alligators are fucking scary.
Louisiana here. No they aren't. Gators are incredibly fucking lazy and they almost never attack humans unless provoked or extremely hungry.
But this also further proves Floridians are fucking stupid as all fuck. We have something like 500k more gators in the state than Florida does yet there are only something like three documented cases of gator attacks in Louisiana ever because we aren't fucking stupid and don't provoke them and build barriers to keep them out of our areas.
Florida on the other hand has multiple attacks a year. I almost guarantee this little kid did something to provoke the gator, probably unintentionally but the blame probably lies with him and his parents.
>>77341652
It's part of the attraction. You know the gator from Peter pan? They put gators in all the water at Disney for the ""experience"".
>>77341557
Why on earth would you ever let your child near an alligator? How does that even happen? These parents should be sued for gross negligence of their child.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/alligator-child-report-orlando-disney-1.3635778
>"Sometimes you get the worst but we are hoping for the best," said Jeff Williamson of the Orange County Sheriff's Office.
What is "the best" in this case? Finding enough undigested pieces so the parents will actually have something to bury at their closed-casket funeral?
![8xc8XJS[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/m6xmSrw.gif "8xc8XJS[1].gif")
Without reading the article I'mma guess that family was foreign or from out of state
There's no way in fuck a florida family is letting their child anywhere near any freshwater body of water. My mom wouldn't let me near our small pond in the backyard. It's assumed here that any body of water deep enough where you cannot see the water contains a gator.
>>77352397
They're faggots for baiting the pig near there, but wild pigs should be exterminated anyway since they're a god damn pest.
>>77341557
DON'T BE A TRAITOR
BIN THAT GATOR
>>77341557
Woah, imagine the father would actually be worthy of this description and carried a gun. Instead of wrestling like an idiot he could have magdumped into the gators brain-stem.
>>77352610
>one retarded pig keeps eating after the attack
Pig is living the American dream m8.
>>77359984
They didn't go wading into a swamp or bring him to a fucking gator petting zoo. They were walking along a beach on the edge of a man-made lake with frequent boat traffic.
>>77341652
Because the cheap Jews that own Disney would rather hire gators instead of decent security guards.
>>77352397
sleep tight porker
I wonder what'd produce more leather: The skin of an alligator or the skin of a californian?
(i mean with all those folds it really becomes hard to estimate)
>>77359438
>But this also further proves Floridians are fucking stupid as all fuck.
Has it been confirmed the family were Florida natives? This happened on the resort.
>>77353542
Save a life, carry a knife. I always get mentally ready to kill dogs that come towards me with my Cold Steel Recon Tanto and then kill the owner with the dog corpse.
This could have been prevented if Gun-Free zones did not exist.
A well armed, trained civilian, could have shot the alligator to death.
Leftists want YOUR children to be eaten a live, and to leave you defenseless in the face of true terror.
TRUMP 2016.
>>77352625
>So it takes a special kind of retard to get attacked by such a lazy animal.
Or being a small delicious child.
>>77361417
What did you do if the dog teleports behind you?
>>77353542
pussy
>>77353542
This is why the south is the laughing stock of the US.
>>77361372
They were from Nebraska.
As others have said, this probably wouldn't happen to most Floridians because they already cautiously assume that gators are basically everywhere.
>>77354489
LMfao
>>77361372
No they were from Iowa or some retard flyover state. Floridians are dumb, but not "let your child play in shallow gator infested waters at night that are marked as such" dumb. These parents are 100% at fault
>>77361583
I have a Siamese twin brother on my back who also carries a Cold Steel Recon Tanto.
>>77361634
>not letting a dog maul your baby
>pussy
I want to hear your reasoning.
We must build a wall to keep out illegal gator activity.
>>77341557
Gator should be killed and cooked.
Damn, I love gator meat.
>>77341652
Have you ever been on the Jungle Cruise? Outs called "theming" and Disney is the best at it. You really feel immersed in the atmosphere.
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP ME PLE
>>77341557
I really want to know how Floridians put up with gators being everywhere.
I went to visit some relatives down there and there was a big pond in the middle of their neighborhood that had a couple of them
"Just don't bother them and they wont bother you."
What the fuck guys.
>>77341652
This happened in the lake that sits between Magic Kingdom and the parking lot. The Monorail passes thru three large resort hotels that sit alongside the lake. The "Seven Seas Lagoon" is fed by several natural waterways. The same lake also connects to the Rivers of America inside MK itself. Gators have been seen lounging on the false rocks by Thunder Mountain.
>>77352397
Man, gringos are fucked on the head to enjoy that kind of things, no wonder how there are that many shootings.
>>77341557
can you open carry this in florida?
>>77361783
>British flag
>the south
>>77362645
Because usually they don't, a big problem is idiots who feed them.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OPvZ1DZnTE
>>77362645
You got to learn to live with the wildlife if you want to live there. Gators aren't bad so long as you use common sense and leave them alone.
>>77358299
A
FUCKING
KOTEX
![captain-hook-halloween-costume[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0A9uGUb.jpg "captain-hook-halloween-costume[1].jpg")
>>77362922
Yes, we also eat them.
>>77352397
>bloo hoo that poor piggy kill all rednecks ;((((
Its an invasive species, cant believe fags even on pol are getting worked up over this
>>77341811
he wuz jus tryin ta git his lyfe on track, he goin tuh gator colluge n sheeeeiittttt.
That was just a warning gator. The next one won't be corked.
>>77362645
How is that any different than how people put up with niggers being everywhere?
>>77357086
NO NO NO! It wasn't because the gator was muslim, obviously he had mental illness. Not too mention having to live with gatorphobia it's no suprise that he snapped! #notallmuslimgators
>>77353542
And you shouldn't feel regret, you were protecting your family from the attack of a feral animal. The audacity of the cunt to take you to court though.
> So yeah there I was taking my poor puppy with PTSD when this trio of cannibal chavs attacked us out of nowhere. The laughter of the 1 year old as it danced on the decapitated body of my prize winning four-legged friend while drenched in its blood still haunts my dreams to this day.
>>77362645
They're just big lizards anon
If you ignore them, they ignore you unless you are a dumbass and leave your small edible child or dog at the water's edge.
Also why is every major news story coming out of orlando this month
>>77351785
Not a Florida Gator tackle. Fail
>not eating children
Man up, /pol/ cunts.
![Florida-sunshine-state[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PZ5jwOm.jpg "Florida-sunshine-state[2].jpg")
https://youtu.be/F1ZqrnJkQuQ?t=96
>>77353365
Underrated banter
>>77341557
First a Muslim gorilla
Then a Muslim man
Now a Muslim gator
Islam has to be stopped!
>>77341557
Ban teeth!
>>77341557
did anybody else here ever really want to fuck the person in the Minnie Mouse costume at Disney World
I did
they always had really sexy legs
>>77353577
You tell me
>>77361417
>not having the OG Recon 1 model
Nice shit lock senpai
>>77352397
sleep tight porker
![Kyle-Parramore-Mug-USF-bomb-threat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2YfsTQ5.jpg "Kyle-Parramore-Mug-USF-bomb-threat[1].jpg")
>>77364639
that's usually played by a dude because the costume is heavy
>>77364639
i want to fuck every disney princess
i swear they get the hottest girls to play em
>>77364853
honestly tho
would that really stop you?
>>77365018
i guess not [spoiler]if they leave the helmet on[/spoiler]
>>77362915
Wild pigs are pests that destroy environments and breed faster than rabbits. We shoot them from helicopters and its always open season.
>>77353382
Hogs destroy everything
remove hog
>>77361583
Fuck you
You made me spit my drink
>>77351713
this
un fucking believable
at least it was a baby boy and not a girl
>>77365265
Hogs are bro-tier, man. Hogs scare mudslimes.
>yfw you don't live in Florida
CLEVER GIRL
>>77352397
>we need to feed him one them there pigs
>mission accomplished
Wild pigs are considered a nuisance and environmental hazard many states actively encourage hunters to kill them. Plus they's some good eatin'.
Sleep well porker
>>77363202
>Its an invasive species
It's a successful species, can't have that
Gotta murder em all so the inferior animals that couldn't adapt don't get driven out of their environment
All I know is that if Trump and the Republicans hadn't created an environment of hate and bigotry in America this probably wouldn't have happened.
>>77366783
>"I don't know how ecosystems work so I'm going to spew some half assed Darwinian garbage" the post
Did you know they made a ride based on the Pteranodons from Jurassic World in Universal Studios Japan?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdtdNRL_Ft8
>>77366969
Ecosystems don't "stop" working
Only filthy liberals would try to maintain nature in a certain state perpetually
>>77353382
You don't understand how big of a problem wild hogs are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89UliEiQQyU
>american culling strategy
kek
>>77367157
Or you know, hunters.
>>77353686
dogs cant look up retart
>>77367157
You're an idiot who still doesn't know how ecosystems work and liberals have nothing to do anything. Those dumb fucks think by not eating animals they're saving them some how.
>>77341557
aligator pistol grips and extended aligator clips need to be banned. theres no reason why you need to own an assault aligator. wake up america.
>>77367425
I hope the round those fuckers up and put them in a meat locker some where.
>>77341652
You don't have a pet alligator that you take on walks?
Shame on you
>>77352748
It's all the cocaine
>>77352325
The one the gator shat out
>>77367923
Sometimes they do. Wild hogs don't taste that good unless you trap them and fatten them up first though.
Ultimately scavengers and insects will eat whatever isn't collected, which in turn will be eaten by something else. Nothing goes to waste.
>>77367425
>assault rifle
b-but i thought you c-couldnt hunt w-with them
>>77347701
Just like niggers
Welcome to Florida bitches
Gators, sharks, towelheads, our wildlife is out of control. Our state might as well just be called Little Australia at this point.
Orlando can't catch a break.
>>77366783
>>77367157
Humans are the species the wild hogs are fucking with. They destroy farmland at an unprecedented rate. Us destroying them is just us defending our livelihoods. Maybe they should adapt to being shot in the head.
>>77352397
i've seen some shit
poor little bastard. i hope the pain he felt ended quickly.
>>77368396
Meh. Ground up the meat and make sausage.
I'm sure they don't taste great after being baited and scared like that.
>>77369827
I'm sure the gator got over the toothache pretty quickly anon
>>77369827
At least he died in a bad ass way. I'll probably end up dying from something gay like heart disease.
>>77341652
Because it's Florida froggy. 99 percent of our land is either
>shitty strip malls
>copy/paste houses
>swamp
Also, pic related.
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/108081181-story
>>77352397
The comment section on this video is why we will lose to ISIS. Things die in nature. Pigs squeal. We as a society are so divorced from historical human experience that people would rather throw a person to an alligator than watch a feral pig get eaten by one.
As a side note, the gator was huge.
>>77341652
because americans are subhuman retards?
>>77352748
>gateway to the caribbean sea, where all the drugs come in
>swamp full of dangerous creatures
>disney world attracts all the pedos trying to start their lives over from other states
>plenty of low paying jobs pulls in all the retards from other states
>lack of freezing temperatures pulls in all of the homeless people from other states
>Haitians and other subhumans casting voodoo curses everywhere
I'd be surprised if we weren't fucking crazy, Florida is the perfect storm.
>>77361634
>not letting a dog maul your children like I would
end your life
>>77353167
This. Those fuckers should've heeded the do not swim signs instead of assuming they know everything because they're from Nebraska. Then their kid would still be alive.
>>77370278
Has cultural Marxism reached a new level?
>>77353359
kek
![Peterpan-disneyscreencaps-8175[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S4RjLGZ.jpg "Peterpan-disneyscreencaps-8175[1].jpg")
>>77341652
>>77359438
They were tourists you bayounigger. Most of our gator deaths are.
>>77360129
Hoping that the gator was a pedophile and kept the kid alive in his swamp rape dungeon?
>>77360338
They were Nebraskan. Literally the worst of dumb tourists.
>>77371764
I'm talking about a state, not our country. Just look at >>77371554
Florida is a shit hole.
>>77361535
Even then they rarely attack humans. If it was light out the gator would've probably not attacked but in the dark he probably thought the kid was a raccoon or a dog.
>>77352397
I wonder what the kid sounded like? Morbid question, but a question nonetheless.
>>77362760
Here's a map for illustration.
>>77371554
well its that and being the 3rd most populous state in the country and having surprisingly open police records laws that journalists can search through for stories.
Honestly I've lived here for 26 years and it isn't that bad. Most of the crazy shit happens in central florida.
>>77370089
Getting eaten and digested with no fight doesn't sound very baddass
>>77373080
Central Florida is the Gateway from sister-fucking rednecks and subhuman Cubans and Blacks
>>77341557
>eating children is natural, animals do it
>if one child can be saved by making it illegal for alligators to eat children we should do it
>>77363833
>Also why is every major news story coming out of orlando this month
Fucking this, I live here and by my count we've had 51 (52 including the shooter) fatalities in less than a week. Curious to see id something will happen Thursday or Friday to drive that number up.
>>77372452
Funny that we get a lot of tourists and yet those tourists never get eaten.
Might have something to do with the fact we fucking keep them away from gators and our swamp tour guides are very knowledgeable about where gators tend to congregate and be careful in those areas.
Then again there's a good chance they'll get killed by New Orleans or Baton Rouge niggers instead of gators so it kinda evens out.
>>77373335
At least the news stories in Orlando isn't pedophile related like it usually is.
>>77373388
But tourist in FL get killed by Miami-Dade or Broward County Nigs so...
>>77373504
True, not yet.
>>77373504
>>77373957
fuck you talking about?
Little kid just got his asshole eaten out
>>77373388
Our tourists just don't listen, and Disney is too cheap to hire guides so they just post signs everywhere. Plus we have more tourists. Odds are that more will get killed/maimed.
>>77364223
That music for a little baby gator. Tourists are fascinated by them.
>>77373504
That shooter was Muslim...so...
>>77352397
All those stupid comments though, we're going to be drowned in a sea of invasive and useless animals because of 'mug feelings'
