BREAKING NEWS: A two-year-old child has been dragged underwater by an alligator at Walt Disney World in Orlando.
Burgers, what the hell is going on?
www.9News.com.au | #9News
That was 'breaking' news 30 threads about it ago.
You drongo fat cunt.
>be Australian
>get dingo'd
Wow, really going all out with the Peter Pan ride.
>>77314086
>Retard tourist feed alligator despite signs everywhere and common sense telling them not too.
>Alligator now associates humans with food. It is now extremely dangerous.
>Later retard tourists allow small child to approach water with alligators in it.
>Alligator eats child
what could be greater than playing a game of golf with a gator
>>77314086
hes just going UNDA THE SEA as part of the little mermaid part
Kek wills it
>>77314086
1st for White Male alligator
>>77314525
Crocs and gators are just walking, swimming bear traps. They'll take a bite out of anything smaller then themselves, and even that's not guarantee.
>>77314525
Pretty much this, been a lot of animal attacks in Yellowstone this year already, because fucking idiots think the animals are all domesticated pets like the ones in their shithole cities.
>>77314086
They thought the gator was special FX
Is Orlando losing massive amounts of money or something? Is this all a ploy to get more people to pay attention to their city?
Wow I hate alligators now!
100000000:1 odds its parents were landwhales too immobile to pursue the child or supervise it properly.
$50 to your fav charity if a scootypuff appears in the next news update
>>77314086
Can't wait for the liveleak
>hurr durr Billy come here
>derp don't touch the Alligator billy
>AAAAAAAA
>>77314086
Fucking tourists, it's obvious they weren't from Florida. You don't let small kids near the water except for beaches.
>>77314086
#NotAllAlligators
>>77314811
Yeah, nothing boosts tourism like "Come get shot by mudslimes or eaten by our vicious monsters, even at our most luxurious resorts!"
>>77314086
SLIDE THREAD. Either don't post or sage.
>>77314811
No, because the baby was gay and the gator was protesting his religion to him.
>>77314086
I heard it was an allahgator
We need Anthony Jeselnik to make a comedy routine out of this
>>77314086
Probably an Allahgators
THATS IT!
NOW IM #ALLIGATORBRIGADIER
Assault gator.
>>77314910
According to this a big crowd saw the kid walking around the water at 9:30PM before he was attacked.
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2016/06/14/report-alligator-drags-child-into-water-near-disney-resort/
>>77314086
I thought alligators were the "friendly" ones. Explain yourselves burgers.
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2016/06/13/muslim-population-orlando-grows-10-fold/
>>77314925
>>77314925
>>77314925
>>77314925
>tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock
>>77314086
Is she dead?
>>77314086
Gator just wants to eat darwin award nominees, leave it well enough alone.
was the child a nigger?
>>77315152
They are friendly compared to your crocs, unfortunately people like to feed them, and if you don't have food they get aggressive.
>>77314411
Burger calling Aussie fat cunt. Kek
This was not a species motivated attack. This attack happened solely due to the easy availability of teeth in this country.
>>77314086
What? the kid didn't pay attention to the Alligator Safety Instruction Course...
we have those everywhere in Louisiana..
>>77315152
When they are like a foot or two long you can just grab them. They aren't friendly just lazy, if they aren't hungry or basking in the sun they won't move for much.
>>77314086
It was just a hungry little alligator, he dindu nuffin!
Pedogator
>>77315375
Really makes you think
Orlando has been having a tough time lately.
Maybe the ghost of Walt Disney is pissed about his empire being taken over by jews.
Dinosaur: 1
Kid: 0
So when is this going to be the cis white males fault??
#notallgatorsbruz
>>77315035
underrated
Alligators are a species of peace
#NotAllGators
the alligator posted on his facebook prior to the attack
The alligator was just upset with his sexuality it was nothing about his religion.
the kid must be an Appetizers
Another Sheboon on da facebooks instead of watchin dey keeds
>>77314971
>Disney World
>most luxurious resort
No way you're under 400lbs you retarded fuck
>>77314475
underrated post
>>77315035
kek
We must remember in these troubled times that we need the support of moderate gators. Gators are our greatest alli.
>>77315239
Nah, I'm sure the alligator just took her to his magical gator castle in the swamp and they're singing a musical duet right now.
>>77314086
>outside of Walt Disney world
Dude.
Its south east u.s.
We have gators.
My neighbor put some in his lake to control beavers.
Parents are retards.
Want to go hunt some gators? Neighbor said go have fun....
Was it a black baby? They tend to be terrible at watching their kids.
>>77316141
That's pretty cool, tee bee haitch.
>>77316160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kA5KBkc8J8
>>77314086
It's called a gator, mate. This shit happens. It almost happened to me when I was 5.
>>77314086
Cleary an ISIS trained alligator. If I weren't a lazy fuck and inept with photo shop, I would wrap that gator in an ISIS flag and caption it
>Alligator Akbar!
>>77314475
Nicely done, Leaf
>>77314086
Alligator confirmed isis supporter and was heard shouting Islamic chants
>>77314086
Species of peace
Suggesting otherwise is racist
>>77315035
Reread four times before I caught it. I am ashamed
BAN ASSAULT REPTILES
Baby ate by dingo
This is hardly news if you live in Florida, but if you don't I can see why it seems crazy. Florida is crazy yo.
>>77315035
Beat you to it
>>77316309
Unfunny
>>77314086
Ban all assault alligators!
Think about the children!!
>Be retarded parents
>Let your two year old swim in a pool at night
>Drowns
>"Buh God, we need to ban all dem Gators they killing our kids!THINK OF MUH KID DAMMIT."
>>77316274
KEKEKEKKE
>>77316082
Sounds pretty comfy desu
OWNED
>>77314086
We're being punished for tolerating gays and empowered womyn.
GOD WILLS IT
>>77314086
>parents of 2 year old accident get tired of working paycheck to paycheck just to stay alive and drown child in pond
>authorities can't prosecute them because there were no witnesses
>dumbasses continue to be bluepilled
DISNEY WORLD RESORT: Press conference at 12:45am on toddler dragged into water by alligator.
Why didn't Disney just tranquilize the gator? The gator was clearly protecting the child.
>>77317829
You can tell they were deeply conflicted about it because they took the kid to Disney World to do it
>>77314086
>Burgers, what the hell is going on?
Us Millennials grew old enough to reproduce and our shitty upbringing made us shitty parents.
>>77318067
Kek.
>>77314086
>Burgers, what the hell is going on?
You tell me Dundee.
>>77314086
>breaking news
>>77314475
DEVILISH.
>>77314086
PRAISE CHOMPY
>>77314086
BAN ASSAULT ALLIGATORS!!
>>77314086
Is there a worse place on earth than Disney World?
>All the workers at DW are immigrants that speak broken English
>Florida weather & heat sucks year round
>Can't step out of the resorts because the locals are niggers hopped up on bath salts killing people
>Now there's fucking alligators waiting outside the doors of the hotels NEAR the park
>>77318416
i fuckin kek'd
>>77318649
Molenbeek
rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
spending his time by ending childrens lives
down at the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp
>>77318649
>Now there's fucking alligators waiting outside
>Now
>>77314086
What the FUCK is going on in Orlando.
>Christina Grimmie has been murdered
>Omar "watch me slay the dance floor" Mateen
Now THIS?
>>77314086
DisneyFag here.
We used to sell marshmallows to feed the gators.
Guess someone didn't listen to "keep your arms inside at all times" Fucking tourists never fucking listen. Glad I don't work there anymore.
>>77314525
right??
Tourist are sold on the whole 'It's a Magical place' meme and think they're invincible.
Frankly I am surprised this story even got out. A lot of Disney deaths are not covered by the media. Like the time a dumbass stood up on the Space Mountain ride and got decapitated. Turns out he was a legit retard and his wrangler was too busy enjoying the ride to notice. Also it's dark in there.
>>77319172
My fucking sides
>>77318649
>Now
You must be new here.
>>Can't step out of the resorts because the locals are niggers hopped up on bath salts killing people
Hard to get PVs here unless you order online. Police are VERY strict about drugs.
>>77319172
>Omar "watch me slay the dance floor" Mateen
If I went clubbing I would use this
>>77319172
Summertime Florida.
>>77319533
That incident occurred while testing the ride. Now Tigger...don't give Tigger a hug in the bathroom kids.
>>77319172
I live in Florida and I visit Orlando several times each year.
This is just your average summer in Florida, honestly.
Minus the whole terrorism thing
>>77319172
Why not
>Omar "Blood on the dance floor" Marteen
?
>>77315188
>http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2016/06/13/muslim-population-orlando-grows-10-fold/
muslims are a liability
It's summer in Florida. This kind of stuff happens pretty regularly. Even the shooting, it's just only in ghettos and no one wants to report on niggers.
>>77320156
>Omar "let the bodies hit the floor" Marteen
Fuck you sick bastards for laughing about this.
>>77322041
Hello plebbit
>>77322190
Fuck what an original comment you faggot conformist. Also: not from there pathetic anon looking for back pat.
>>77322041
reddit? hello?
>>77322708
>getting this triggered
My money is on ghetto lottery--ultimate powerball ghetto lottery.
No white person goes to disney in fucking June save for White trash. I bet it was nggers, who else that irreposbile?
Can you say $150 million ghetto lottery?
>>77315036
nobody needs anthony jeselnik to do anything, ever
Not on FL fag here has a local affiliate link, you lazy fucking spic bastards all high on fake pot from the gas station?
kek
where is the video
>>77322041
Love it or hate it /pol/ has always had a lot of edgelords.
>>77315375
Really makes you think, huh. . .
It niggers or maybe Spics. NO ONE in their right fucking mind goes there in June, if you have to drag your little bastards there, you do it in MArch or October so you don't get skin cancer waiting for 2 hours for the rides...
Florida's got gators. That's not news.
>>77314086
Soviets had giant squids, USA has dolphins, ISIS has attack crocodiles?
>>77323568
actually, that's news to me since i didn't live there ever so you can suck a fucking cock you mean spirited asshole
>>77314086
>yfw it was somehow an american crocodile....relatives of egyption crocodiles...catch my drift
>>77323670
i live in south texas and we have gators or crocs
im not sure which one desu but they show up in suburbs with drainage ditches all the time
>>77323740
the fuck desu-ka that's pretty not cool
>>77322041
>>77323670
Floridian here.
We don't care when gators attack. It's seen as Darwinism here, since it's common knowledge to watch out for gators in these parts.
Those who get snacked on can only be called "worthless morons".
>>77323790
i live on the gulf coast and there are alot of places that they can live with shallow waters
ive never heard of anyone being killed by one here really where i am but they do show up
>>77314670
George Lopez can suck my fucking white dick and die a rotten death in his awful talentless world
>>77315678
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
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Damn it, why is my state getting shit on this week?
Orlando in particular.
>>77315678
>>77314475
I kek'd.
>>77323901
>We don't care when gators attac
Yes, the Disney Jews will really not give a shit about the $200 million dollars this will cost them in combined lawsuit, bad press, and cancelled reservations.
By Fri., every alligator in disney will be a skin on its way to Israel as a handbag or shoes for some whining jew bitch.
An alligator ate me out once. It was so fucking hot.
>>77323120
All the spics and niggers are because it's so cheap. We literally have poor, no home zombies roaming the streets at 3AM and nothing can be done about them except for when they fly into a rage and a heroic police officer guns them dead.
this shit happens all the time
2 weeks ago there were 3 different stories about people getting eaten
Its retarded to let your kids near the water in florida like that, especially at night
they wont really mess with an adult though, maybe if you are a small old lady theyd consider it
>louisianafag that swims with the fucks all the time
>>77324523
you fucking subhuman lying piece of shit baka
>>77314971
>Florida, the... You're Going to Fucking Die State.
Don't forget about Florida Man, the meth head who will eat your face off while high on bath salts, meth and dorito dust.
>>77324571
Why'd you doubt me, anon?
crocodile meat is alright
>>77324339
i think florida is the only or one of few states that have everything open to the press
its why you hear so much shit out of there
i think this wouldnt make the international media if it wasnt in florida
>>77317322
Who the fuck is Desu?
>>77324626
>tfw no more bath salts
MDPV and a-PVP(flakka) are so hard to get nowadays.
>>77318067
What if the gator heard what happened to Harambe and decided it wanted to kill itself and this was the way to do it? Suicide by human.
>>77324717
>i think florida is the only or one of few states that have everything open to the press
It breeds morbid curiosity and improves tourism.
>>77314086
Id bet a lot of money that the jews who own disney end up getting the eventual lawsuit dropped and blamed on someone else, probably the parents.
>>77324519
We Floridians most DEFINITELY do not care about Disney Jews and their lawsuits. Gator eats baby of careless parents. Happens once every couple of years.
I mean I don't care when a bear mauls a child in wherever the hell aggressive bears live. I can see why some pudgy house-wife watching the news might care, but I don't really see why it's /pol/-worthy, desu.
>>77314086
We need to ban assault crocodiles now
why do my threads that are actually about politics die with 0 reply yet this fucking garbage not related to politics at all a fucking local news shit story grows rampant
im from tampa florida
florida is the australia of the US
we also have alot of illegals, drugs, bad weather, old people, homeless and general crazys
i plan on getting the fuck out of this state as soon as possible
>>77324926
thats just how it is on every board
>>77325010
>florida is the australia of the US
thats how ive always thought of florida too and ive never been there
>>77314086
We need to ban alligators until we can figure out what the heck is going on!
>>77323937
I live in South Alabama near a delta... Plenty here, they mainly just eat tourists' dogs... Alligator tastes great.
>>77325063
>fb cancer image
>>77323144
Nobody saw it happen.
I was a Trump supporter until I read this.
>>77325207
fucking reptilian faggot
>>77325207
Read what, that an alligator ate a kid?
What the fuck are you talking about nigger
http://wishtv.com/2016/06/14/dead-11-foot-long-gator-pulled-from-storm-drain/
this shit happens all the time
>>77325061
ive lived here my whole life
ive never been to straya but florida sounds pretty damn similar
we are also one of the flattest states, st Augustine is the first still standing European city not Jamestown
>>77314086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk
I'll just leave this here.
>>77325322
i live in south texas and it is flat here too costal plains reigon
lots of wild animals here too like coyotes and alligators rattlesnakes even wild pigs are probably the most dangerous animals youll run into here
>>77319172
>the past few days
>mfw I'm an Orlando resident
>>77324717
>i think florida is the only or one of few states that have everything open to the press
I heard this said before, but what the hell does it mean? Is the press not free to report whatever they want in other states?
>>77316003
Hahahaha
>>77326358
its more like florida allows everything to be reported on
and other states hide shit to make themselves look better
florida is just more honest with their crime reporting
>>77314475
>>77326793
We're a very Trump loving state. At least the conservatives are, not the slimy left.
>>77326358
>>77326793
>>77326891
florida criminal records and goverment documents are more public here then other states
>>77324772
wanting to use flakka
did you even research what that shit does to you?
one of the side effects is 'fiending'
not even meth has that side effect
>>77315625
As soon as the femnazies find out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
Was the alligator Muslim? It is Ramadan so it would make sense for him to be fasting during the day.
FALSE FLAG
it was really a disguised crocodile
>>77314525
Is anyone else seeing the overall improvement of leafposting lately? Its like, summerposting somehow has an opposite effect for our brothers to the north. Like, a tree receiving solar energy, and carries forth a storm of energized leaves.
Also, kek
>>77327369
I've used a-PVP several times. It is indeed an unholy cunt. But it's endearing, especially once psychosis really starts to set in.
Nowadays I stick to a-PHP. It's less fiendish and has less paranoia.
Also, Hexen is even gentler.
The only people who have problems on strong stimulants are people who are already batshit insane.
>>77327685
ive noticed it a while back like aleast 2 months
canadians just started shitposting hard as fuck out of nowhere
>>77324717
Hence the Florida man meme. You think all that crazy shit doesn't happen in the other fucked up Southern states? Hell, I'd be willing to bet Georgia and the Carolinas deal with just as much fucked up shit, it just isn't reported.
>>77314086
E3 !!!
>>77328607
Like I said, our police and media have a pact to bring in more tourists via morbid curiosity, and it works.
People visit here just because of Casey Anthony and Zimzam.
How do we blame Hillary Clinton for this
>>77314086
Why do they let these things exist? This is fucking Africa tier shit.
>>77329161
she owns the croc
>>77324717
>>77328607
>have never heard of the game "germany or florida?"
>>77314475
you cheeky cunt.
>>77329380
she IS the croc
>>77314475
Tick-tock, motherfuckers.
>>77329486
crikey m8 hows bout i stick my thumb up its arse
>Be American
>Get eaten by crocs
>Become Australian
>>77329516
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>77314086
If the kid had a gun he would've been able to kill the alligator before it ate him.
>>77314086
>Kid gets a gorilla killed by jumping into it's enclosure
>Gorilla did nothing wrong
>Now a kid gets killed by a alligator in the same country
Is this natures way of divine justice?
>>77331276
Stand-up comedy is shit these days.
We need a replacement, and mother nature has obliged.
>>77327504
Underrated ytmnd reference.
>>77314684
Crocs here will bring down cattle at the waters edge, so it doesn't even have to be smaller then them, it just have to move and be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>77324717
Florida is great.
>>77334983
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a40729/year-in-florida-man-2015/
Some more recent Florida headlines.
