http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-child-dragged-alligator-disney-20160614-story.html
>be 2
>get eaten
Orlando just looks like a fantastic place to live
So what are we gonna do about this? Build walls around every lake?
We should starts making Germany or Florida threads...
>>77310694
I would have absolutely no problem with killing all alligators, crocodiles, and sharks.
Ban all tactical gators
Good riddance.
Parents who wouldn't take care of their child have defective genes.
>>77310694
Florida, definitely
>>77311092
>I would have absolutely no problem with killing all alligators, crocodiles, and sharks.
Carnivores are needed for a reason anon. You know, to keep other creatures from overpopulating.
>>77310694
omg i hate alligators now!!
who here #hilldog??
>>77311542
The only reason florida is the designated criminal hotspot in the media is because all criminal cases are public domain and there is even a weekly magazine put out with mugshots of criminals that you can pick up in most gas stations
>his state lets gays exist
>his state lets 2 year olds exist
Stay in New York, fags
>>77311542
Wait, wait, wait.. So like, does it have to be a 3 legged dog? It can't have 4 legs?
>>77310694
Do we know if the Alligator had scouted out this lake beforehand? Was he on a watch list?
>>77310694
Why didn't her parents stop her going near the water
>>77311969
Eye witnesses said they heard "Allah Ackbar" before taking a bite out of the child.
>>77310694
Nothing new here.
#NotAllGators
>>77312044
Did any of the witness accounts say if he had an AR15?
>>77311718
The more you insult alligators, the more children they will kill.
>>77311799
Not to mention pop singers.
http://www.wesh.com/news/2-shot-at-plaza-live-theater-in-orlando-police-say/40005960&ved=0ahUKEwiuvNqCjanNAhVRgx4KHQaICUsQFggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNGIjknAyzDnXdojVG0DF_bQn1WIiQ
>>77311969
More importantly, was the child gay and was the gator Muslim? I assume Disney kept a keen eye, but didn't want anyone to panic...
>>77313317
Why does the religion of the gator matter so much? You do know Islam is the religion of peace right?
We ban guns and this stops happening
>>77312501
>>77310694
>NOT ALL ALLIGATORS!
>>77310694
BAN ALLIGATORS NO ALLIGATORS AS PETS BAN THEM NOW BAN THEM HOW CAN YOU LET ALLIGATORS RUN AROUND PLEASE I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW BAN ALLIGATORS THE CHRISTIANS MADE THE ALLIGATORS DO IT TRUMP LOVES ALLIGATORS BAN ALLIGATORS WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID HUURR DURR MAH ALLIGATORS BAN THE ALLIGATORS
BAN ASSAULT REPTILES
>>>/s4s/4514605
gators are cool
Who has video on this incident? Someone must have been recording.
>>77310694
I'm sure they're fine.
>>77312851
If you kill gator it wins
>>77312501
underrated
>>77312044
allahgator ackbar?
Why would a professional athlete attack a child?
>>77311092
Dumb ass. You would decimate the area by removing top predators, resulting with snakes or some other animal filling the vacuum.
>>77311092
yeah because only cute animals deserve to live. Fucking bigot.
>>77310694
Swear to god /pol/ if you don't edit this with big lipped alligators (google it) I will call forth the darkness that devours the world and ends this age
>>77313468
Sorry about that. I sounded dumb, of course they are peaceful.
#notallgators for lyfe
Rip in pieces to the gay baby.
>>77310694
>gator snatches child
>at Disney
You'd have thought the parents would have heard the clock
>>77314925
LMFAO
we need gator control
>>77314925
Just a silly old codfish, really.
>>77310694
I wonder if they will increase the gator season quota after this?
>>77310694
This is sad and scary. Wait till you have kids anons, stories like this creep you out and make you never wanna let your kids leave the house .
Think how scared that poor kid was. Holy shit.
>>77315057
We had that last year in the state of Florida (I'm in West Palm Beach) in the form of an 800 total tag hunt for these gators. The liberals cried bloody murder when they were finished with the 800 tags within the first 3 hours. We needed to hunt more of them there were so many.
So much for an "endangered" fucking species.
>>77315169
When I was a kid in FL we lived right next to a canal where gators used to sun themselves. Even I knew, as a kid, that those things were monsters so this dumb kid was likely autistic.
STRAYA, CUNT
Ban assault gators.
>>77315200
They haven't been endangered for almost 30 years, they bounced back big time.
Can you guys imagine what that poor family or child is going through right now?
>>77315446
CRIKEY, AIN'T HE A BEAUTY
>>77315495
Probably the alligator's stomach right about now. Soon to be excreted after it's been broken down.
>>77310694
We need to secure our border with Florida.
SOMEBODY'S DOING THE EATING, DON
>>77315742
>>77315543
>>77315446
Wow, alligators look so prehistoric... its so bizarre that everything looked more like that 1000s of years ago. Look how small us humans are compared to those!
>>77311969
I heard the alligator scouted out Disney Land before deciding on Disney World.
>>77315898
Great minds think alike ;-)
>>77310694
>be american and not australian
>get eaten
Fixed it for you.
>>77314563
let people do the killing.. we are at the top and we should be killing all lower lifeforms as nature intended.
>>77311092
Fuck you. Gators are good eating.
>>77317543
Can confirm they are great.
>>77317543
gator gumbo is amazing
>>77317675
>>77317543
>>77317940
What does it taste like? I've lived in FL my whole life and never tried gator. I was given a chance but pussied out because I felt like it may have tasted like seafood (never tried seafood either, the smell bugs me)
I won't eat lamb or vennison. What's wrong with me, Jesus now I am sort of contemplating not posting this.
Does it taste anything remotely close to beef or any poultry? Pork?
Florida needs to sink
>>77311092
trophic cascade nigger
>>77310694
is he dead?¿
What's the problem? Humans eat animals, we even kill and eat alligators. Seems fair if an alligator ate one of us. Circle of life, niggers.
Speaking of niggers, anyone care to wager whether the child is black or not?
>Two year old child
>Alone by water after 9 pm at night
>In nigger-infested Florida
Sounds like a niglet to me.
>>77315495
The child is currently going through the gators digestive track. The family is likely going through a police interview.
>>77310694
BAN ATTACK ALLIGATORS
>>77318260
Tastes literally like chicken
>>77315953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk
>>77318260
I know people say taste like chicken a lot, but it does just a bit chewier.
>>77310694
>So what are we gonna do about this? Build walls around every lake?
People and gators have been coexisting in the American south for centuries, this sort of thing rarely happens.
>>77310694
#notallgators
>>77318260
>chicken
Its finger licking gewd anon the part of the mario game they dont show you is bowser getting deep fried and eaten by the mushroom kingdom
>>77319344
A FUCKING RED AUSTRALIA
>>77319102
Me and a buddy worked at a restaurant that was known for serving gator.
If you know anything about gator meat, its kinda pricey.
So we would just switch the gator meat with some chicken meat and take the gator meat home with us to eat.
It was great to see people always say "It tastes just like chicken!" When they actually were eating chicken
>>77319050
>FORE
>>77310694
>Live in Orlando,Fl
>Get eaten, or shot
Fuck, glad I live 3 hours away from that shithole. Though, i'm still in Florida
>>77311623
Carnivores are stealing our jobs, it should be humans out there controlling populations
>>77310871
FARK used to have the Florida tag because of all the stories they used to get.
>>77311778
...What?
That's every fucking state you retard.
>>77311092
that's an absolutely horrible idea in every respect. A knee jerk emotional reaction with no regard for the far reaching ecological and economical consequences. Have you considered running for office under the democratic party?
>>77312801
clearly we have to ban assault teeth
>2 years old
>Birthing a child in this age of the world
Please, bros, don't have kids. It's the most patrician thing to do at the moment
>>77315269
>so this dumb kid was likely autistic
Or he was 2, seriously the blame rests completely on this kid's dumb ass parents
