> Be American baby
> get eaten by alligator at Disneyland
Gator control. Now.
was the baby white? can blacks even afford going to disneyland?
>>77308547
I guarantee you that the kid was killed by his parents and that this whole "alligator" thing is just made up.
Why are whites always in stupid places
>>77308613
Don't be silly, there are no white children in America these days.
>>77308547
>tomorrow morning
>ISIS claims responsibility for the attack
>alligators will help radical Islam to establish a new caliphate over Disneyland
>>77308613
First post worst post.
>>77308547
Call the aussies we need to ban assault gators.
Then we will ban assault babies
> It's the current year! It's time for common-sense gator control legislation!
>she knew there were gators
>who cares, sure nothing happens :^D
RELATIVISM
RIP Gator baby.
Press F to pay respects
>>77308987
>>77308847
>Be Brazilian
>Get eaten by a snake
So, what kind of damages will Disney pay out to the parents?
I'm guessing $5m.
>>77308613
>can blacks even afford going to disneyland?
the grand floridian is the most expensive hotel at the park so ....
>>77309746
Damn it, we lost one
How the fuck do you lose your baby to an alligator?
The child in question is a two year old girl.
Helicopter and police divers on the scene
>>77308547
Holy shit, Orlando is NOT the fucking place to live in.
This is only the beginning. Disney has shat upon our image with its minstrel characterizations of gator culture for DECADES. We took out that REPTILIST PIECE OF SHIT Irwin by outsourcing to the fucking Rays, and everyone knows we DO NOT get along.
It's gonna be a long hot summer and we are no longer content with your pets.
>>77308681
there's more white people in my geographic region than your entire country
We can hope.
>>77308547
#NotAllGators
#ReptilesofPeace
Ban assault gators
>>77309940
This
Did the gator snatch the fucking baby out of the mother's hands?
>>77308547
Bet it turns out to be a Nile Crocodile.
>>77312819
HE A GOOD GATUH
YOU GOTTA LOOK AT IT FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW
HOW HE GONNA FOOD TO SURVIVE
>>77308547
>searching for the child
He's long gone by now.
>>77309964
>divers
godspeed lunchmeat
>>77308547
Was it a muzzie gator?
>>77308613
Being dead serious right now. Everytime I go to Disney World or any other park, I only see a handful of black people.
Downtown Disney (which is free) is loaded with black people
Liberals will blame conservatives for this as well.
>>77308547
NOT ALL REPTILES
>>77313182
We have found their weakness!
>>77308547
>Deputies are searching
I'm afraid they are probably searching for gator who has eaten him, or pieces of his corpse, I mean, it's not like he fought it off.
>>77308681
lmao believe me bong, no nigger can afford to stay at the Grand Floridian
Why does all this crazy shit like shootings, mentals, cannibal niggers, etc always happen in Florida?
>>77313378
I actually feel bad for the gator too: They kill gators that bite people. The poor guy was just looking for something to eat.
>>77313499
Something about Florida law requiring every incident be reported.
>>77313499
Because heat makes people stupid.
see you later, bin that gator
>>77313499
I moved out of that hellhole last week. I lived there for four years, but i can't tell you why it's so fucked up.
>>77309940
>>77312819
They got outdoor movie nights near the beach at the Grand Floridian hotel. Kid got too close to the water.
>>77308547
I am so proud of my state this week
>>77313499
Swamp fumes
>ASSAULT ZOOS
>ASSAULT DISNEY WORLD
>ASSAULT PRIMATES
>ASSAULT GATORS
>ASSAULT APES
>ASSAULT REPTILES
>ASSAULT FLORIDA
>ASSAULT ANIMALS
>ASSAULT MAMMALS
>ASSAULT SHAPESHIFTERS
>ASSAULT APES
>ASSAULT CROCS
>ASSAULT HUNTERS
>>77314004
>alligator infested water near where visitors are
>genius idea
BAN ASSAULT GATORS NOW REEEEEEEEE
>>77308547
Welp. That family just won the lawsuit lottery
>ZIMMERMAN
FLORIDA
>CROCODILE
FLORIDA
>ORLANDO
FLORIDA
BAN ASSAULT FLORIDA
>>77313499
>Why do gator attacks happen in the state with gators
?????????
>>77308987
F
>>77309465
At the least like 10 milly
>>77312968
SOSIETY IZ TA BLAYME! HE DIDENT CHOSE TAh B DERe
>>77308547
Gators should be used to control mexicans crossing rivers
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
>>77310764
wasn't some building on fire earlier
city must be cursed
>>77312090
It happened at Disney, not Universal Studios
>>77308547
Nothing new here. Move along.
>>77314334
In the last couple of days Orlando has had 2 major shootings and Florida of course has a reputation for crazy shit like niggers on bathsalts eating people alive in the streets. I was primarily talking about this and not the gators.
That being said it's odd for a animal to be so close to a place packed with thousands of people like Disney Land. You don't usually see animals approaching humans very often, at least from my experience.
>>77314334
>????????
Fact, florida has the strictest gator control.
>>77313182
Yeah but all the whites who go are trashy, obese families with 12 year old kids who weigh 200+ lbs or they're 20 something millennials who get married (and are obese and trashy).
>>77313839
That's how fucked up Florida is-
Stay there a week and can't think straight and formulate a coherent hypothesis.
Its something in the water...
>>77313585
And he found fresh sushi!!!
>>77315142
You know what.. it might be. The tap water was never really drinkable. I didn't even feel good after showering in it. We had all of our drinking water shipped in. Lead makes people stupid, maybe it's time to remodel the water system.
>>77313182
A local themepark in my area had a free day once. I decided to go only to regret it later when I realised that it was packed with niggers which I rarely see in the place. A friend almost immediately got their purse stolen and I spent most of the time fucking around with the security guys trying to get it back.
Avoid free shit at all costs unless you want to be raped and murdered by hoards of niggers.
>>77313499
I like living here. I do well in business and I love the theme parks and beaches.
Maybe it is luck. I don't know.
There are lots of gators in the seven seas lagoon. One in particular that will often find its way to Tom Sawyer Island. It's huge, like 14 feet.
>tfw i once lost a kitten because an alligator ate it while i was giving the cat some food for the night
god speed babby
>Massive as fuck themepark, with millions of visitors.
>Allows gators to exist near the tourists.
What are you doing Walt?
With that many people running around, you're bound to have an accident sooner or later.
Also what the fuck were the parents doing letting a baby crawl near alligator infested waters.
>>77315785
Do you live in northern Florida?
I've heard it's much nicer there with much more sane people.
>>77316212
The Grand Floridian is near a river with alligators. Parents most likely didn't know at all, most people wouldn't.
Learn some logic you dumbass mongoloid.
>>77316212
But the water is considered Disney property and is a man made lake and not a natural made lake.
Disney created this artificial lake and somehow allowed alligators to infest it instead of monitoring that shit.
BAN ASSAULT GATORS
>>77316466
>allowed alligators to infest
Those fuckers get in everything.
What are they even searching for ? The kid is obviously dead
>>77308547
DON'T BE A HATER, BIN THAT GATOR
>>77316580
Body recovery, obviously.
Please don't blame a whole species for the actions of one lone wolf. Gators are our greatest alli.
>>77316655
Welp your kid was eaten by a gator
>here's a free pass to come back to disney world
>>77314349
DA GATAZ NEED MO MONIE$ 4 DEM PR0GRAMS
SMASH DAT LIKE IF U THINK GATAZ GOTTA EAT 2
>>77316212
>Allows gators
In Florida you don't "allow" alligators to do anything. The gators do whatever they want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk
>let retard pet owners put Nile crocodiles into the water
>get surprised when there's fucking crocodiles eating babies
>White child
WHERE WERE THE PARENTS?
>Black child
It's impossible to watch your children 24/7. Give them a break you racist.
>Gay child
Time to ban assault teeth.
>>77316902
GIDF plz we know it was a gator.
>>77316838
How the fuck does that even happen? Do they just lay a shitload of eggs and fuck everything up? You'd think for a country with so many guns you guys would be able to into gator control.
At least our country admits were so cucked we can't even deal with a fire.
Disneyworld. Not Disneyland.
No alligators in Anaheim, as far as I know.
>>77316902
man thats a big fucking gator. at least we don't have aussie crocs.
This happened in the man made lagoon that leads into world.
I bet the parents killed the kid and blamed it on a nonexistent gator that swims around in a fucking g theme park.
>>77308737
Damn. And I tought Americans were the worst comedians...
>>77316466
Have you been to florida? I had a 4 foot gator in a drainage ditch outside of my house. They go wherever the fuck they want. It's not like they have to be in water the whole time.
>Race of parents ?
>Any guesses ?
>>77316212
>letting gators eat nigger babies
>a bad thing
>>77316838
Please bro, we have Crocodiles here which are easily over 9000 times the size, smarter and more aggressive than gators and we ended up banning croc kulls cos we almost made them endangered.
You cunts have fully automatic 50.cal assault weapons....
>>77308547
>implying that bullshit Disneyworld is actually Disneyland
>real Disneyland is right where it belongs
THE LIZARD OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN
>>77317256
Nah, that would be you guys.
>>77317375
For the most part any 6 foot + gator that shows up near a residential area get sent to a gator farm to be harvested.
>>77313499
There's a law that allows journalists to have access to these incident reports, so it's really easy business for them to just write about these things when they don't have any stories to write about.
>>77317477
>A chicano scum
Yeah, sure.
>>77317067
Florida is 60% swamp. Even if you shot the ones that got into the residential areas, they would retreat into their swamp and re-populate, which is basically impenetrable to humans.
Pythons (15 ft snakes) have the same strategy
>all these gator apologists itt
hmm I wonder who could be behind these posts
>>77314200
It's florida
>>77317641
TFW your country is now so cucked that there is a 5.5m crocodile in the river of a city and they feed it.
I bet he was a Trump supporter.
Can we just nuke Florida at this point? It will take too long for the sea to swallow it.
>>77317924
>they feed it
I hate those asshole tourists. People who do this should be publicly whipped.
>>77308547
Florida- it's like having our own Australia!
>>77314943
It's not that uncommon
Alligators don't give a fuck about anything and will somehow make it into any large body of water
foreigners im sure, don't come to florida if you're a little bitch
>>77318083
the worst part is that the people who feed them are probably Canadian
>>77317278
Asians are most likely to deliberately approach wild animals because "dey won't hurt us" and are also most of Disneys tourists. So...yeah...Chinese baby I'm guessing.
>>77316655
Considering a gator's stomach is about as big as a soccer ball, and it's a two year old- I doubt there's much body to recover outside the gator. Not sure if you can cut it open or if PETA throws a bitch-fit
DISNEY WORLD RESORT: Press conference at 12:45am on toddler dragged into water by alligator.
>>77318246
>filename
I almost got eaten by a gator in the Everglades once.
>>77316655
They'll find what's left in 3-5 days after the gator digests it's meal.
>>77318343
They will kill a gator here if it harasses people, the gator is toast if they find it.
Merryl Streep film when
>>77317067
Gators are actually quite peaceful creatures. In nature parks in the south they often bask on the trails and you can simply walk around them. The only times they pose a danger to humans is when you have small unattended children walking around the water's edge
>>77318396
I don't believe it, what are you a midget wadding through the depths of the glades?
>>77308737
They took Orlando, now they want Anaheim.
>>77318690
You do realize they can get 14 feet long and weigh up to half a ton?
>>77316466
Gators get everywhere and the Seven Seas Lagoon waterways are connected to the neighboring and natural Bay Lake
Gators don't kill people. People kill people, with gators, or by them, or something. Trump 2016!
Listen here you fumb fuck britcuck. You're confusing disney world with disney land. The alligator attacked in DISNEY WORLD. There IS a difference.
>>77317840
I always knew "Reptillians" were real.
>>77313182
Hahahahha I've noticed that too.
>>77318974
you tried
>>77308547
I don't get it. Why was there a baby near an alligator?
>>77319242
He was next to a lake at 9:30 PM without adult supervision.
>>77319242
Because the ultimate American Dream is to sue Disney for killing your baby.
>>77308547
Want to make a lot of money guys?
Short Disney
>>77318974
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/10/man-charged-with-using-alligator-as-dangerous-weapon-at-wendys-drive-thru
You joke but...Florida...
>>77313839
>not living in florida since you were born
Florida will be a world superpower by 2040, you know.
>>77308547
See you later alligator,
in a while crocodile.
>>77308547
>land
Fuck off brit.
>>77313182
>Downtown Disney
Jesus, you were right.
I just clicked a random image from Google image search and got this website.
http://mymommyflies.com/downtown-disney-review/
>>77309465
>signs everywhere warning of gators
>it's fucking Florida
>let child near water
And you think they have a case?? Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaahaha
okay wait a cotton picking minute, there is something that some of you are acting like its normal and it bottles my mind! are you guys serious that gators "go anywhere" and "get into anything" are you saying gators are like feral cats? wtf, arent there barriers around gator swamps to keep them away from homes and cities, seriuosly wtf? gators cant just go anywhere, there's laws!
>>77321885
?points out its fucking Florida but doesn't realize it's fucking America.
They probably did it on purpose so they can make shekels from the legal case.
>>77322092
>i is typo faggot
>>77322092
I know it's America. Disney lawyers vs lazy cunt mom??
They ain't getting shit.
>>77322209
Worse has happened
>>77308547
From some articles i've read, it's a family taking a vacation here from Illinois.
You gotta remember that when people vacation here, they do stupid shit thinking there's no reprecussions.
>>77308613
Also I believe the baby might be white
>>77308645
This.
I bet that was a orlando muslim alligator.
I hate the heat but lately seeing all the crazy shit that happens in florida I kind of want to visit.
can't wait to visit a publix, guys
>>77314943
>That being said it's odd for a animal to be so close to a place packed with thousands of people like Disney Land.
It's not odd at all for Florida. Every body of water larger than a wet footprint has alligators in it here.
>>77322613
I brought a sub from them yesterday.
Good shit man.
Let's go dance at a gay bar in Orlando whenever you come by, k? ;)
