You know you guys are playing with fucking matches right know.
You know you're literally calling the Egyptian God of Darkness by name.
You know you're killing infidels right now with meme magic, but what if the God of Darkness kills some, or all of your kind?
What if the God of Darkness decides to fuck around, destroying the human race in the process?
I hope /pol/ can use this power intelligently, not like a moron who has the nuclear codes.
>inb4 ironic shill posts & shill memes
>inb4 2 rupees have been deposited into your account
>>77262404
but anon
we are all kek
>>77262404
It's alright. He's not Satan.
>>77262404
>What if the God of Darkness decides to fuck around, destroying the human race in the process?
Doesn't sound too bad. I'd rather have humanity die than live undignified lives like at the moment.
Let's see if Kek will make it happen.
>>77262628
>this coming from an aussie
>>77262404
>what if the God of Darkness kills some, or all of your kind?
Then there would be nobody left to check dubs. (Or should I say "kek dubs"?)
And where's the fun in that?
>>77262404
>>inb4 2 rupees have been defecated into your account
>>77262404
Better to die for kek than die being slowly cucked by the governments of the world.
kek wouldn't dare destroy the world before he gave me some sick digits.
>>77263383
See lads, we live to meme another day.
>>77262404
But I never proclaimed Yugioh
>Check the 5
>>77263666
>>77263666
nice satan trips m8
good god /pol/ is now [s4s] 2.0
>>77263666
wew
>>77263666
At least I feel kek's warm embrace.
>>77263666
Make the UK Great Again
>>77263811
God I love these sweet digits, they're like honey.
>>77263939
>3939
Kek truly is with me, I feel blessed lads. The UK will be great again.
>>77262404
It's sigil, not summoning. Nobody is fucking with the diety, Kek. Memes use sigil magick, have absolutely no ties to summoning. Kek, if it could even sense the magick we use, couldn't possibly leverage it.
>>77262404
You kekold. Kek is the primordial darkness. He is what everything is from. We're more calling upon the universal meme magics of this plane to meme our enemies.
>>77262404
fug :DDDDDD
>>77263666
>>77262404
I think Kek is upset with me because I nutted to Anubis
>>77264543
If my post number then OP has to accept kek into his life
>>77264507
He's not!
>>77264534
>confirming digits inverted
I've got some bad news for you, anon...
>>77264588
PRAISE BE UNTO KEK
CHECKEM
>>77264534
Kek does not need for OP to accept him. We do not choose kek, kek chooses us.
>>77262404
>implying we don't want to watch the world burn
i've accepted that it's all over. i just want to live long enough to see it all end.
PRAISE KEK
>>77262404
I meme I may
I meme I might
Have these memes
I meme tonight
Huh.
>>77262404
Destroy it all to kill the muslims?
Sounds acceptable.
>>77263666
Some autist just posted this on x
>>77262404
>You know you're killing infidels right now with meme magic
If so, let me see if I can snipe one with dubs
>>77264588
I was with Chaos way before discovering Kek.
>>77262404
I thought destroying modern western civilization was our goal from the start?
>>77262404
>What if the God of Darkness decides to fuck around, destroying the human race in the process?
And nothing of value would be lost.
>>77265112
>that gif
Fuck you.
>>77265323
It's at least fitting considering I was one off from trips
cmon man, iz da wite mans fault,
>niggers niggin
the wite man did not built designated chimping out streets and zoos
> muslims raping wite wimminz
the wite man has not given them goats
>>77263666
Nigel, lead us to the apocalypse
KEK descend and bestow your blessings upon the World.
>>77262404
Praise Kek lord of darkness.
>>77265582
\_/
My phone will die during this Ramadan
m. magic
>>77265453
no doubles for me
>>77262404
Kek lives in the hearts and minds of all his children
We are all kek
Kek is us
>>77265677
Aw fuck, bro... Y-your d-digits!!!!
>>77264588
Almighty Kek, should I masturbate to Anubis?
>>77265453
>>77265678
Because Nigel will lead us to salvation.
that frog will meme the fuck out of you, he doesn't care about anything else than memes
all you people that praise Kek will end up cuckolded while he reddits in glee
fight with memes die by the memes
>>77262404
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>77265678
No apocalypse, just making Britain great again.
>>77265891
things happen.
i must accept fate.
>>77265897
You may masturbate to everything - even me!
>>77265897
Yes. Right now. Where ever you are.
>>77262404
Kek is just another reflection of Eris, Discordia, the chaos-illusion that opposes the illusion of order. I have eaten the golden apple already. Operation MINDFUCK is beginning in earnest. Praise Kek! Hail Eris!
>>77262628
"Kek" is almost the opposite of Satan.
>>77265944 (checked)
Memes could even afford to kill off their hosts if given the time and the medium to broadcast themselves to new victims before the hosts’ demise, as with well-publicized cases of religious or political martyrdom. With Internet and globalization of information transmission, the evolutionary rate of memetic change appears to be once again on the verge of exponential takeoff, with unforeseeable evolutionary consequences. Now there is even less pressure on memes to guarantee the physical survival of brains, as more and more memetic activity shifts from biospace to cyberspace.
(Atran/Arbor 2001, p.6)
>>77266118
I'm in the bathroom of my college's physics department.
>>77266410
Do. It.
>>77266410
Do it. Do it right now.
>>77266604
Only if I get repeating digits.
>>77266644
THY WILL BE DONE KEK
>>77266644
Damn senpai.
>>77262404
Kek is not simply the 'god of darkness.'
Kek is component of the divine intelligence of Thoth, god of the primordial chaotic darkness from which the life giving brilliance of the sun arises.
The memes transmit the darkness of the world in its full horror to the vacuous husks of underveloped consciousness at nigh the speed of light, permeating the atmosphere and reshaping the noosphere so that light may fill the void.
Praise Kek.
>>77266760
If anon don't delivers Kek will make him lose his dong in a freak accident
>>77266760
Post pics w/ timestamp.
>>77262404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzxJ8mZq4_Q#t=294.409312
>>77263666
PURE COINCIDENCE
lord Kek bestows me with these divine dubs
>>77266382
holy fuck
memes are viruses
>>77267306
No writing implement, sorry
>>77267766
checked you poor lost sheep
>>77267750
>>memes are a virus
Yes, a discoursive one
>>77267766
Praise Kek
>>77267766
Checked
Praise Kek
May the fertile hips of Anubis bless you
praise kek
hope this "top kekers" die and meet him in the afterlife. i bet you wont be laughing
>>77262404
KEK is not a god of some pussy-ass darkness that christians link with evil. KEK is the darkness that was before world was born. He is COMFY incarnate.
>>77268528
woops, keeking.
>>77268418
DELETE THIS
>>77266216
Kek is everything. Kek is good. Kek is bad. Kek is god. Kek is satan . kek is chaos.
>>77268528
What is memed may never die.
>>77262404
Cool, sounds fun
>>77268948
Being the servant for a frog god in the afterlife sounds pretty comfy desu.
>>77267766
Picture of cum on your fingers when you finish, no homo.
>>77264772
This.
>>77266123
Radical Discordianism when?
>>77263666
MUKGA
>>77263666
This seriously happens in Kek threads way too often to be mere coincidence
Humanity caused humanitys full destruction.
>Im ok with this
>>77262404
Kek wills it!
>>77263666
>>77263666
>>77262404
misanthrop reporting in
i'm 100% serious when i say i want to see the world burn in nuclear warfare.
>>77263666
oy gevalt
>>77267148
>Kek is component of the divine intelligence of Thoth, god of the primordial chaotic darkness from which the life giving brilliance of the sun arises.
Your mythology is rusty mate.
The Egyptian frog goddess was a fertility goddess, later adapted by the Greeks into Hecate, the goddess of magic.
>>77270227
you are not alone, kraut
i have nothing, so burn it all
Kek is god of the darkness before the dawn, the bringer of change.
>>77263666
BREXIT CONFIRMED
Oy Vey...
death to mudslimes
Please Kek almight hear my call
>>77270922
KEK LISTENS
PRAISE HIM, THE ALLMIGHTY KEK
>>77270922
KEK WILLS IT
>>77270801
jews want the cancerous eu though
Do we have to remind everyone Kek is an anti-Semite and wants to destroy Israel!
>>77262404
>404
>>77271221
This. Satan trips aren't Satan but kek memeing muh 6 gorillion.
>>77271194
>EU - Brits = Germany
>Germany with to much power = war
>>77271420
blaze it
>>77270922
KEK is here.
Praise KEK.
>>77271420
>420
>>77271451
Dammit kek i'm not a fucking leaf.
>>77263666
Prais kek
>>77263666
>>77263811
>>77264588
>>77265677
>>77265944
>>77266644
>>77267766
>>77269722
>>77270299
>>77270922
kek wills it
praise kek
>>77271221
>mfw Jews banished Kek and that's why they control the world now
>mfw once we set him free the jews and mudslimes will feel his wrath
>>77262404
If Kek decides to kill me, at least it'll be in a funny, ironic way that will bring more happiness into the lives of the people who get a momentary chuckle out of it than I could ever achieve alive.
Pretty sure I speak for everyone here.
>>77271466
Frog god
>>77262873
shouldnt this meme say "KEK VULT" so that it translates to "kek's will"
deus vult is "god's will" which you've changed to deus kek, or "god kek" which more awkward, less powerful
>>77263666
holy fuck
>>77262404
Kek needs us. He feeds off our energy. It's like in the 40k universe where chaos needs followers or its Gods become weaker. If the emperor won then his pure science atheism would of killed chaos off. Kek wouldn't have all of us killed or it would lead to himself dieing.
>>77264270
tfw you realize memes are literally the advancement of ancient magick sigils
>>77271134
What was this fucking monkeys name?
Meme Magic is just an ad-hoc explanation for normal occurrences.
>>77263666
KEK PROVIDES
>>77271888
PRAISE KEK
>>77271466
>>77271888
We believe in you Kek!
>>77271818
>1818
you better haven't wished for that anon
Kek is an Egyptian God
Egyptians worshiped Kek
Kek is akin to the lord of darkness, chaos, etc. (basically Lucifer, Satan)
Kek is the bringer of knowledge and enlightenment
Egyptians enslaved Jews, and then they were destroyed by outside forces
/pol/ hates Jews, and now Kek has revealed himself to us
Don't you see, /pol/?
WE
ARE
KANGZ
>>77269698
Right fucking now is when. What your seeing here, with the growth of kek, IS radical discordianism! Trump's campaign is so Discordian that it pains me no one has even mentioned it.
>>77271888
>>77263666
>>77262404
Kek only kills celebrities in order to fuel meme magic. So you're ok unless you're famous Croatiabro.
>>77263666
I've never gotten dubs. I've never worshipped kek, perhaps that will change today. Kek appears to be the only hope for mankind, meme magic appears to be real. Could I a lowly serf evoke the power of Kek? I desire above all else, a renewed white nationalist Europe. The dissolution of the EU, Israel and Iraq. Could Kek make it so with the power of dubs? I only hope. Of course I too have secret desires that only Kek will know of, but perhaps with meme magic, those too will come to fruition.
>>77273733
>I've never gotten dubs
>gets dubs
Welcome to the cult, friendo.
>>77273733
Praise KEK
KEK is the greatest
>>77273888
>>77263666
>>77271888
Three fucking trips in a single thread.
KEK is truly the greatest
M E M E S
E
M
E
S
>>77272569
WE ARE CURRENTLY KANGZ
>>77274007
>007
I have a license to check these dubs
>>77274188
nice hitler dubs
>>77273840
>>77273888
Indeed praise Kek, I feel blessed. Perhaps the power of meme magic truly is unlimited. Glory to Kek for I have been blessed. If we align our petitions to our God, he will answer.
>>77274188
the world will be frogs
>>77271888
Praise kek
>>77262404
K
>>77262404
God sent us, to punish Man.
Every.Single. Thread.
Row row row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Merrily merrily merrily merily....
Life is but a meme.
>>77274655
I did it.
>>77273733
>>77273888
1 neet @ a time
The gets in this thread are not enough to please kek, we need more
>>77262404
>You know you're literally calling the Egyptian God of Darkness by name.
the darkness before the light anon
>>77274699
Heehee!
I mean: kek!
>>77274830
Meme magic I cast thee
>>77262404
>What if the God of Darkness decides to fuck around, destroying the human race in the process?
This is the best case scenario
Next happening will be in Canada
>>77274757
I wish I could bring Kek more repeating digits.
I don't gets dubs very often, but when I do, I dedicate them to Lord Kek.
>>77262404
Gods aren't gods anymore without humans to worship him
>>77274988
>>77274988
Truly kek loves us or he would not spread the happening
>>77274988
KEK just confirmed it.
>>77272098
Bonzai buddy.
>>77262404
>God of Darkness
Can i have dubs too, Lord Kek?
>>77262404
>I hope /pol/ can use this power intelligently
LOL
>>77275143
Damn, nostalgia
>>77275383
If digits Bill Clinton dies in his sleep tomorrow
DEMAND ANYTHING OF ME, O LORD KEK
FOR NO PRICE IS TOO HIGH FOR YOU SACRED DUBS
>>77263666
AHHHHHHHHHH
KEK is strong in this thread
Praise KEK
>>77262404
It's just a little old frog, chill out.
Praise Kek our Lord and Savior
>>77275528
holy shit memes are real
>>77271420
Satan is the true god of the gentiles, long has the Jew slandered his name.
>>77274988
>>77275736
Get out.
>>77263666
Praise kek!
>>77262404
OP is right.
Jk PRAISE KEK
>>77262404
More like god of DANKNESS, amirite?
>>77276108
>RELEASE ME, MORTAL
>>77276108
That's a big frog.
>>77263666
ALL PRAISE LORD KEK
>>77275847
He didn't get repeating digits but check this
>>77275297
KEK HATES POLES
AHAHAHAHA
Please Lord Kek, grant me your dubs. I shall meme like I never did before!
Seemingly KEK's powers have depleted for now.
>>77276333
Or those
I pray to the almighty that Keks Wrath be upon all nations...KILL US ALL *banshee scream*
>>77276333
>an hero
>>77276350
I lend you my dubs, brother
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KEK
KEK is a Japanese organization whose purpose is to operate the largest particle physics laboratory in Japan, situated in Tsukuba, Ibaraki prefecture.
>>77276333
Confirmed.
kek pls make anime girls real
>>77276443
KEK IS PLANNING TO GAIN CORPOREAL FORM THROUGH QUANTUM MAGIC!
IT'S FUCKING H A P P E N I N G
>>77276333
Kek grant me strength and forgive my kin for we have insulted you!
>CHECK EM
>>77276333
Be careful, one mistake and 'pole' becomes /pol/
>>77268418
Moar sexy Anubis
>>77276607
Kek loves us
>>77276209
4 u
>>77276697
I know,but meme magic is absolute.
So many posts and not a single dub, was meme magic used against poles in past?
That would explain why we were wiped out of maps so many times
>>77262404
You're not a shill. You're just a try hard retarded wannabe shitposter.
I Sacrifice my soul and flesh to house the Spirit of Kek. Let my body become his temple to dwell.
Kek, Eris, Discordia, Lucifer: Great ones of Chaos, destroyers of order, they who are the masters of the outcast! I call out to you in praise for your works! Bless me with your mark! I am one of many agents, and your avatar the Trump be praised too.
>>77262404
> but what if the God of Darkness kills some, or all of your kind?
I thought he already killed 50 of us a couple of days ago
Lord kek will deliver us from the kebab and degeneracy that plague us so.
>>77262404
>implying
>>77276920
Faggotry, kek stands alone!
>>77262404
So what? Let the lands of the godless burn.
>>77276988
KEK WILLS IT
>>77277066
It has been decided then
>>77277024
Kek is he with many names. Kek, Kuk, Lucifer, Satan, Eris, Discordia, Leviathan, CHAOS! GRANT ME DUBS OF TRUTH!
>>77271888
WTF is going on ITT
>>77262404
i welcome keks wrath
>>77277444
Holy ree.
>>77264772
Aye
I have a feeling that if I post a total of 10 posts ITT I will obtain marvelous digits
>>77268763
>>77266216
>>77262628
Kek and Bel are archangels sent to earth by the almighty
>>77262404
>You know you're literally calling the Egyptian God of Darkness by name.
Actually Muslims fucked up when they destroyed the temples in Assyria last year.
We're just trying to please the Avatars to avoid being punished.
4chan is our church
HE WHO SAYS THEY'RE KEK DOESNT KNOW.
AND HE WHO KNOWS DOESNT SAY..
>Praise Kek
>>77277444
Another trips
Praise KEK
Well there is only one chance to find out, if my next posts wont be digits im done with 4chan for today
>>77277575
Double 75s confirm
Praise him
You know he is going to lose,, right?
Lord Kek grant me your strength. Grant me them >DIGITS
>>77272428
Sounds like Kek is closer to Prometheus or Lucifer, not Satan or Baal.
You have to decide to hell to rise again from the darkness like the Phoenix
Lord kek, god of chaos
We praise you with our holy digits
May you rid us of the herekeks who plague us
May you watch over us
Amem
>got dubs at my 10 post
>wew
>>77277755
>>77277755
Checkes
Kek will rise
>"In that secret cave in the bowels of Voormithadreth . . . abides from eldermost eons the god Tsathoggua. You shall know Tsathoggua by his great girth and his batlike furriness and the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally. He will rise not from his place, even in the ravening of hunger, but will wait in divine slothfulness for the sacrifice."
Kek is Tsathoggua
>>77262404
>404
Kek walks
Step it up crobro
>>77277755
>>77277898
>>77277922
I've failed him. Goodnight fellow frogs, dubs are not enough to forgive sins of my people.
Heretics....
>>77278012
>the sacrifice
What did he mean by this?
>>77262404
Why should i worry ?
Our Kek, who art online
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy Happening come
Thy Will be done
In the outside, as it is on 4chan
Give us this day our daily memes
And forgive us our shitposting
As we forgive
the fucking Australians
And lead us not into 3DPD
But deliver us from normies
For thine is the rare posts
The memes
And the dubs
Amen
>>77277701
Wrong
>>77276443
>high-energy
FUCK ME THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>77276443
>>77276581
>Why didn't you listen?
Been away for nine months, come back to find this. I hope it has more success than Ebola-Chan
>>77262404
inb4 kek posts in this thread
>>77279021
Do not Doubt, Brother! We are all Kek after all!
>>77279211
>>77279211
>Praise Kek (pbuh)
