Post away, my fellow Americans
Fuck everything below the equator except for Israel and Argentina. And America of course, god bless
>>77213421
Thanks greatest ally.
>>77213421
Thanks greatest ally.
>>77213421
>Israel below the equator
Do you use the American geography curriculum?
>>77213421
Thanks greatest ally.
>>77213559
this
Don't ever let the Jews divide us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj-bAJgwej4
>>77213421
>that flag
:^)
Australia could wipe out Israel and America before afternoon.
>>77213421
No, fuck you.
>>77213559
>He doesnt know about jewish geography
>>77213421
Thats a pretty good shot. Why are you upset mechant?
>>77213421
That is a kickass shot on that roo.
>>77213421
Anything you say greatest ally
fuck off pissrael
>>77213421
You know people here eat and hunt kangaroo right?
We don't get all butthurt over people hunting animals. If i wanted to piss of Jews I'll shoot a Ardvark or Rat
and fuck the amerifats. Until they make mobility scooters that double as boats they cant touch us.
>>77213539
Falkland Islands?
>>77213654
>Eurofags believe this
Isn't it a little early to be shitposting, Ahmed?
The Aussies dindu nuthin they was just waltzing their Matildas 'n sheet
Gr8 b8 m8
Why do you hate australian bros dude?
>>77213698
Australians are disgusting shitposters and they're ugly
>>77213421
t.Goldberg Shekelstein
Mr Jew hates us because we got our own island, which is a country and a continent.
KEK
>>77214021
> T. Yischnozzel Shekkelburgestein
>>77213930
>Australia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in half a day
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe me, us Aussies are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the abos and other gook races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Australia's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
>>77213877
It's not that I'm not a filthy libcuck
Israel has been very active on 4chan in the last few hours.
>> are you planning something?
>>77214060
How long did it take you to post that? Must be really low bandwith this time of the day
>>77214021
>ugly
this is literally the first result when you google "israeli people"
(calling you people is an overstatement, i know).
![1414569348874[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/We8loxl.jpg "1414569348874[1].jpg")
>>77213421
(((MY FELLOW AMERIFATS)))
10/10 WOULD EAT THAT ROO
>>77213930
Your 2nd amendment wont save your fat ass once assault roo paratroopers come and kick your faggot jaw off.
>>77214182
>>77214168
It's none of your business cunt
sup boys
Australia reporting in
How bout them kangas ayy cunts XDDDD
>>77214060
Just because the Kiwis are a superior race to Stryans is no reason to be mad at the US, dingo diddler.
>>77214218
I think it is
KEK
>>77214303
LE FUGGIN EBIC KANGAS MAAAAAANNN :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>77213421
>I hate israel because they hunt their animals
the fuck?
Kangaroo meat is healthy as fuck btw
>>77214182
>>77214212
You're ugly
>>77214286
Are you saying that I did ISIS?
>>77214060
>Australian trying to live up the the hype that they're great shitposters
xD
>>77213421
>below the equator
>israel
wew lad.. you are a total retard.
>>77214427
I never said that you little fuckmonkey
It's supposed to symbolize the slow fading of Australia
>>77214404
EYY RIGHTO CUNT XD POP NUTHA SHRTIMPO IN THE BARB' INNIT MATE XD
>>77214507
>Australia hunting animals symbolizes the slow fading of Australia
uhhh
>>77214480
Pussy cunt
>>77214674
underage faggot, I still wonder why we shouldn't trade jerusalem for peace with the muslims.
>>77213421
>Fuck everything below the equator except for Israel and Argentina. And America of course, god bless
Uh, fuck Israel. Get cancer and die, faggot "ally".
>>77214657
Get off my thread
>>77214781
It's written in the Torah
>>77213654
They don't even have nuclear weapons.
How can they hope to do this?
>>77214781
>wanting peace with muslims
trash opinion
If your country doesn't have nuclear powers, get off my thread
>>77213421
Thanks greatest oyvey.
>>77214456
>literally nobody in the world caring about portugal
>>77213421
Thank you, greatest ally
>>77214811
>It's written in the Torah
I wipe my ass with your Torah, kike.
>>77214060
Country without nuclear weapons.
Top kek
>>77214852
actually let me rephrase
>thinking peace with muslims is possible
>>77214897
Literally nobody in the world cares about Australia
>>77214926
That's a sin and you're gonna go to hell boy
>>77214852
köder, burscht.
>>77213421
Based Schlomo, you'll always be my favourite overlords.
![1463122642497[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6wl8OgE.jpg "1463122642497[1].jpg")
OP sounding like a leaf?
fire fighter on holiday?
>>77214931
your big bad nuclear weapons are doing a hell of a job at stopping all the terrorism in your country
>>77213421
That's a lace monitor. It is endangered and protected.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77214995
I care about Australia a lot more than I care about Israel...
Sorry Greatest ally, but at least the Australians don't get paid to shitpost.
>>77214995
Your mother committed a sin when she gave birth to you. Your people are shit, you cumsucking wretch.
>>77213421
>(((OP)))
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?
>>77214812
Send Emus and Aboriginals.
Or deport the lebs.
>>77215068
I don't get paid to shitpost. It's my free will
>>77215017
Argentina kouhai
>>77214998
I'll gladly fall for it aslong as I get to call the sentiment trash
>>77214021
I'm engaged to an attractive Jewish girl.
How's your welfare system in Israel?
I know you have shit beaches, but I'd like to drink all day on someone elses dime in a new country anyway.
>>77215143
>butthurt faggot
>shitposting
>>77215098
I fuxked your mom
>>77215129
Two words
> emu war
>>77214812
1 word cunt, dropbears.
>>77214995
good comeback pissrael. tell me, whats it like living in such a disgusting place? i cant even bare looking at you pissy fucks. dont forget all the poverty, too. you fuckers must smell real bad.
>>77214812
>>77214876
>>77214931
>>77214812
>implying we don't have a couple sneaky reactors in the desert
Tread lightly lest you wake the cassowary
>>77215143
A jew doing something for free, you almost had me going for a second there schlomo.
>>77215143
> implying you don't get shekkels to shitpost
Come on now.
>>77214060
t. Jamal "Johnny" Mohammed of Takbir Ln. Punchbowl
>>77215193
Fuckg Australia
You're a goy who's making her perform hitbolelut
Check your pockets before you leave her house
>>77214674
This one just got off reservation.
He's gonna make the Breitbart editors angry.
>>77215196
>Two words
Sure, how about Gas Ovens.
>>77214876
Oy vey, Schlomo. I was just about to back some Matzen for us, but my oven is too dirty.
I am too big, but you could get in there and help clean it. I even think that I accidentally dropped a schekel there.
>>77215196
one word
> Holocaust
>>77215324
I'll be glad to, Germany-senpai
Make sure Australia doesn't come
>>77215289
I don't know what that is, but I do know I seem to never have any spare change anymore.
Don't listen to this shlomo,
Australia is great
>>77214060
>meter
>Australian
Pick one proxycuz.
>>77215196
>I fuxked your mom
That would explain the money missing from her purse. How long did your Dad have you practice on your own Mom before you went out on the streets to make shekels?
>>77215393
Fuck you traitor
He's trying to make you like him so that he can betray you like the traitor he is
time to hide this thread. no added value..
>>77215379
>Australians
>Being invited
You're funnier than Johnny Turk.
>>77215393
I'm not listening to you either jew
>>77215040
Lol ... are you saying they don't exist?
Can't tell if you're just baiting or if you don't actually know how nuclear weapons work.
We can't use them on terrorists without killing millions of civilians.
But an actual country with a legitimate military will get nuked if 1 they don't have nukes and 2 they actually threaten us.
Sorry straya but you're really not a world player without nukes or the protection of countries that have nukes.
>>77213421
> What to do with strayans
>>77215454
I don't need to steal. I get them from your mom
![1419443624202[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sobl0Bv.jpg "1419443624202[1].jpg")
>>77215193
MATE, if you are under 25 or something you can get recognised as jew at temple Emanuel near Bondi for just paying the rabbi fee and passing the final test, no Hebrew nothing and you get a free return flight to Israel. Just say your grandmother yada yada yada but your parents are atheist.
DO NOT DO IT UNTIL YOU ARE OVER CONSCRIPTION AGE.
But yeah free flight and shit. I did it as a shit take but ended up using it to pay for getting me halfway to Europe and doing a tour there. Great deal, 10/10 do recommend.
>>77213421
Israel is below the equator?
Fuck jews and their own perspective on the world
>>77213421
>below the equator
>isreal
are jew upside down?
>>77215465
Fuck I wish some European just invade you and take that Jew bank gold of yours. Fucking useless nation.
>>77215464
What happened little buddy?
Did immigration reject your Visa application?
It's no big deal. Have you thought about New Zealand or Seff Afrika?
They're nice countries too.
You could even go to the U.S.
Anglofatties
Australians will never be able to load this picture
>>77215504
Isn't that what America is for?
Why else have you got a bunch of rando CIA installations and Marines here?
What is it you fuckers even DO out there in the middle of nowhere anyway?
You're not the ones making half castes are you?
I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about australia. U wouldn't say this shit to them irl, theyre jacked, not only that but they wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants, and hang with the hottest guys. Yall are pathetic lol.
>>77215544
Interesting. I wonder if being married to a Jew makes it better?
I'm gonna go full Pokemon on these citizenships.
>>77213637
fukken saved m8
>>77214897
I care. Ronaldo might score me some good boy points in my fantasy euro team.
> how to clean the world's anus
>>77215625
That's what happens when you're the top of the pile my Nord African friend.
Shit, Anglo-Americans are so fucking godly even their garbage men are king size.
>>77215520
If you don't steal you get your Jew card revoked. Best get to swiping, swiper.
>also
Go rent some bantz you Jew faggot. All of Hollywood and this is all you can come up with?
is this secretly a border security victims thread
>>77215626
>new zealand featured
Worthless map
>>77215626
Seemed to load alright for me
>>77215766
>40% over weight females
are you a first-nation spameater?
>>77213421
nice try JIDF with the divide and conquer shit
but i see you forgot to turn your canada proxy on
Did a Aussie hurt ur feelings? :O
![1428957020225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OR3tkem.jpg "1428957020225[1].jpg")
>>77215464
Ironic judas xDDDD
>>77215501
*fake ashkenazi convert though
> slayin strayans
> Martin "the Emu" Bryant
> Roo roo pew pew
Oi! Throw another corpse on the gurney
>>77215654
Nah you're our allies someone tries to nuke you we nuke them first.
But to say country without nuclear weapons can beat country with... le toppers of keks.
As for American base Google tells me you're talking about pinegap. It's supposed to be some sort of global surveillance satellite thing.
I think they're just bbqing tbqh
>>77215856
Australian woman are fat and ugly.
Only the men here are attractive.
Don't ask me why.
>>77213698
mediocre bitches/10
>>77213421
Huh...it really makes you think.
>>77215625
The weak should fear the strong
https://youtu.be/8kAfrT9VgP8
>>77216001
>>77214021
>disgusting shitposters
Is that their only meme?
>>77213421
>Post away, my fellow Americans
Ummmm
>>77213421
Thanks greatest ally.
>e-moo
>>77216039
>But to say country without nuclear weapons can beat country with... le toppers of keks.
>>77216121
Yeah they put up a good fight. Therefore we let them live.
Australian are known for superior sportsmanship
>>77213421
>israel
>argentina
Low bait
>>77215504
>
KEK... WE are one of the top Uranium producers in the world.. As if we haven't done a little under the table trading to get what we need. Australia is a vast place and if we don't want something found, we have many places it hid it.
>>77216318
>>77213421
Israel is not south of the equator
DO NOT BUY INTO KIKE ZIONIST PROPAGANDA!
AUSTRALIA IS OUR ALLY
#ISideWithStraya
>>77213421
Fuck off shlomo australia is my favorite island
>>77213637
wtf is this? I have trouble seeing these things. I can't keep my eyes still long enough for it to pop out at me
>>77216342
Only a true Australian would appreciate John Hopoate antic of sticking his finger up another man's bum as rugby shock tactic
>>77216816
All our sports men and women need to start implementing this tactic.
>>77216505
Do you actually believe this?
There is no benefit to nuclear weapons if no one knows you have them.
Literally the only reason to have nuclear weapons is mutually assured destruction: countries with nukes know you have them also so they won't try to nuke you for fear of being nuked.
If straya actually has secret nukes they are the real world shitposters
$1 dollarydoo deposited into this thread
>>77216505
>still hasn't hidden the aboriginal race
who /gong/ here?
>>77213637
NOICE
O
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C
E
>>77216903
A classic read for you babe ;)~~~~<3
>>>/soc/23925848
Everyone needs to see this thread before they judge aussies
>>77216922
>Everyone underestimates Australia
>Lost to emus lel
>Teleports behind you
>Unshethes nukes
>Would you look at that. Secret nukes won me this game
>psssh...nothin personnel...kid...
>>77213637
wait, whaa...
oh
OH LAWD HAB' MERCY
>>77216922
We don't need people to know about them, hence why we have US military establishments here. An attack on OZ is an attack on the US. Trust me.. Do not underestimate our propensity to shitpost hardcore IRL.
Pine Gap is so famous because we let it be famous, take's the attention away from the real good shit. Much like your Area 51 being famous for secret squirrel shit in the past, but does nothing but patsy for the real good shit going on.
Best Ausland city to visit lads?
>>77213421
Thanks greatest ally.
>>77217520
None of them. Go up the coast to small places. The cities suck dick
>>77213421
Thinks Israel is below the equator
>amerilard school system ?
>>77217520
Going north is a good idea, Cairns, Darwin is ok
>>77217607
I call the Gold Coast, little Dubai now
>>77213421
>missing geography classes
phew lad..
>>77213421
fuck off degenerate kike
>>77216086
The two on the right could milk my gland any day of the week...
>>77217402
secret nuke turns US into puff of smoke
>A substitution???
>>77216685
It's a good goy
>>77216505
>Letting the rest of the world know we have a nuclear arsenal that we lost control of and is now in the possession of large flightless birds
Shut up Bruce.
>>77213637
I've never understood how this rare jew works. Explain?
>>77216816
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Finger.
>>77217520
I reckon you'd love Oxford Street, lad.
>>77218196
Fucking hell m8.
Stare at it until you go cross eyed.
>>77217402
Kek
>>77216184
I like emus
>>77213619
great doc
>>77213421
Fuck you (((greatest ally))). Straya gives us the best shitposters they are a vital ingredient in the farming of meme magic. That and they have the best apex predator in the world. Also shouldn't you have shapeshifted into a more trustworthy form? It worries me when there are so many merchants out in the open.
>>77213421
Oi cunt where's those scheckles I was promised.
>>77214021
good one kike
>>77213421
What kind of sick and twisted cunt would kill a baby kanga?
Fuck you Jew.
>Jew slide thread
Nice try Schlomo
>>77213421
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/01/asia/australia-kangaroo-hit-run/index.html
>17 kangaroos killed in Australia hit and run
heartless bogans ;.;
