Muslim walks into the Gay bar.....
Finish the joke.
He asks for 50 shots.
>>77202820
Gets fucked up the arse
And white men foot the bill.
Muslim walks into a gay bar, gives everyone a round of shots
>>77202820
Doesn't do anything because Relgion of peace
>>77202820
Alahu Gaybar
>>77202879
Underrated
>>77202820
Blows his load.
>>77202820
And is relieved not to find any haram women inside.
>>77202820
He bangs 50 guys
>>77202820
An Akbar walks into a Gaybar
Line to the glory hole is too long, starts cutting in line.
>>77202820
My name is Omar,
I come to Gay Bar,
I have an AR,
Allahu-ackbar
>>77202820
orders a shot for everyone.
>>77202820
The bartender says "We only serve good Muslims here. Which one are you?"
The Muslim pulls out a rifle and starts killing all the gays around him including the bartender. Once everyone is the room is massacred the Muslim sits back down at the bar and says "I'll have that drink now"
>>77202820
He already did.
>>77202820
Gets on stage for his set and orders shots all around. By the end of the night he's a huge success, totally murdered it.
he eats some bacon by accident and allah smites him
>>77202935
Hæhæ ;)
>shots for everyone
>bottom's up
>>77202820
Denies his homosexual, kills everyone in the bar, only to be found out as a massive faggot.
>>77202820
my milkshake brings all the gays to the bar
and then i'm
allahuh akbar
damn right
motherfucker
you could run away
but you won't get far
>>77202899
This is the best one no one likes it?
>>77202879
kek/fuckmylife
>>77203348
lol
He went on to ramadan gerously big object up his ass
>>77203537
This is hilarious. Great way to cause his action to be considered filthy and deny him his entrance to all you can eat white virgin snackbar.
Muslim walks into bar... realize he is gay and its Haram
>>77202852
Fucking allahcoholist
>>77202912
Noice
>>77204316
It's been posted 200 times.
>>77204316
Because it's fucking old
Penetrates everyone
>>77202820
gets drunk
has drunken homochemsex
his imam walks in
notices he's drunk
chastises the man yells haram
the imam wonders why he walked into a gay bar
decides to try gay sex
decides he likes it
preaches there is no incompatibility between homosex and islam
everyone votes Hillary
#ImWithHer
>>77202911
King Trudeau is pleased.
>>77203040
>>77203040
Kek
>>77202820
doesn't walk out
>>77202820
and sees the sexy sheep with the bernie button in its wool
>>77202820
>door is locked
>knock knock
>who's there?
>allah
>allah-who?
>ALLAWHO ACKBAR!
>>77203040
Tip top kek
>>77204841
Underrated post
>>77203297
lel
>>77202820
And yells: FREE SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!
lets Allah call the shots
>>77202820
...and says: 50 shots for all!
>>77204262
>my milkshake brings all the gays to the bar
>so I'm like,
ALLAHU AKBAR
>I could reach you
>but the doors been barred
>>77202820
And gets in a few rounds
>>77202820
"I'd like to request a song"
"Certainly sir"
"Drowning Pool - Bodies"
>>77207519
Lost it good sir.
>>77202820
Then he dies from cognitive dissonance.
>>77202820
He gets
triggered.
>>77202820
KEBAB ENABLING THREAD KEBAB ENABLING THREAD KEBAB ENABLING THREAD KEBAB ENABLING THREAD
GEE WHO WOULLDVE WONDERED A CROAT TRIES TO ENABLE KEBAB HERE
>>77207519
and then It's Raining Men comes on
>>77207808
>Hallelujah!
>>77202820
some joke about how his 50 virgins are the 50 faggots he killed. i don't know.
>>77202820
he's happy because he found someone to blow
>>77202852
Rollllll
>>77202820
>Old Compton Street
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Admiral_Duncan#Bombing
>>77206140
Lost
>>77202820
>Muslim walks into the Gay bar....
and the gangbang starts
>>77202852
I died.
>>77207266
my vote goes here
>>77202820
Shots for everybody
...I thought it stood for 'God Allah Yes' bar
>>77207266
well played leafer.
>>77202820
he was dressed to kill
>be american gay
>get shot
>>77202820
Swiftly converts to Christianity, becomes a republican, develops a southern accent, and then begins shooting.
And asks who wants me to unload all over your faces
>>77203040
>kek
you dingo fuckers never let me down
>>77202820
He says ow
he says I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>>77209874
>He says, "Ow, Darling "
>>77202820
One of the victims was shot whilst hiding in the closet in the middle of the dance floor.
>>77203040
Underrated. Deserves at least two rows of response links
>>77203348
holy fuck this is the best one yet
Omar walks into a gay bar
and the bartender asks
him what he will be having
Omar turns around and shouts "Shots for everyone!"
>>77209806
You forgot the 56k modem and the emu fucking his wife in the background.
>>77202820
>>77202820
Muslim walks into into the Gay bar it becomes an Ackbar
>>77202820
...turn out he's gay.
Now that he has been confirmed for going there regularly, isn't this confirmed as not being a homophobic attack?
>>77210699
He went there to scope out the place
>>77209806
Fuck off. Fosters tastes like fucking piss
>>77202820
He blows
>>77210777
And check out some hot guys.
>>77210777
I suppose the lads he messaged on grindr were also part of his intel gathering.
>>77211053
It was a big opporation
>>77210845
this
>>77202820
free shots for everybody
>>77202820
>>77202820
The man orders a virgin drink because he's religious, and talks to the patrons of the bar like a normal adult and human being.
Just kidding, the bar blows up.
((This is a joke, an attempt at distasteful humor))
