I work in a public library, and today someone donated a copy of the 1994 edition of The Secret Language of Birthdays by Gary Goldschneider and Joost Elffers. Given Trump's birthday being tomorrow I decided to look it up, pic related.
<inb4 Goldschneider
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>55
Nice
>>77190455
Can you look up May, 1 mate
>>77190455
can we get a september 2 plz?
>>77190455
Are those descriptions for days of birth ever negative?
>>77190562
I got you senpai, sorry for image quality.
>>77190875
Many of them are, actually. I was mostly impressed by how accurate the DJT one was.
>>77190455
march 11 plz
>>77190455
Anyway you can post a picture of June 15th?
>>77190455
2 Aug please
>>77191129
this x 2 please.
>>77191081
>Gemini
>has no manners
Surprise!
>>77191201
Oh yaaay! Hi fellow Regal Bro
>>77190455
December 13th please
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May 14th please
>>77190455
Look up Nov21
March 18 desu senpai
>>77191253
Thank you very much sir!
oct. 29 please, sir
Leave OP alone.
http://www.thesecretlanguage.com/check/day/
>>77190455
Please do may 21st m8
>>77190455
lol I have that book.
>>77190562
The Day of Ironic Insight or something.
>>77191495
>beat me to it
http://www.thesecretlanguageofbirthdays.com/lookup/
>>77190455
January 16th plz
>>77191495
shut up nigger, I want to make him physically work for me
To all faggots: this website version for everyone is totally free to use.
http://www.thesecretlanguage.com/check/day/
>>77190984
June 10
I want to know if some bobo ass /x/ shit is behind my consistently bad birthdays
Happy birthday Emperor-San
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>>77190455
Can you do September 29 please?
Also, excited to see if the prophecy comes true for Trump
>>77190984
fuuuuuuuuuuck I'm going to need may 2nd
>>77191129
So I am (2 Aug late 1980s) a versatile-handwriting, authoritarian, wondrous-ways, wondrous-authority, Commander. Not bad
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>>77190984
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need may 2nd, please.
fuuuuuuuuuuuck I've got some lag.
>>77191837
Hey sorry I didn't say please when asking for June 15th
Would really appreciate it
>>77191779
This anon just posted a digital version >>77191644
I got "world-weary." This thing is actually spot on. Still just a fancy horoscope, though.
>>77191837
Good picture skills. I thank you for your efforts. Best luck in thread
>>77191926
I feel bad now. But fuck i dated one of you (6 Jun) and you guys DO NOT let anybody in 100%. We all have flaws. You'll get your pic
>>77190455
Would you please post July 3rd and July 4th ..? That's me and my twin brother's birthdays ... we were born about 2 hours apart. It's really weird how similar we are in some ways and nearly complete opposites in others.
TIA.
And, if you think of an interesting question or two, I'll do my best to answer. But, I'm not going to hang on the thread all night for lots of questions.
>>77191611
It's ok, I'm bored off my ass here at work.
>>77190455
August 22nd and I will spend a solid ten minutes focusing my mental energy on someone you want dead. I will repeat this whenever I remember, until they are dead.
(everyone I wanted dead is dead because I wished they were dead. Overdoses mostly. I don't know how it works)
also someone track the birthdays requested and see if we find any patterns
>>77191837
Explains me about 95%. We think life is a gift that's for sure. Sorry to talk so much
July 2?
>>77192106
Stop doing that
>caring about what essentially amounts to astrology
You guys do know that all "personality assessments" like this book are horribly general and tend to list positive and negative qualities that just about anyone can identify with? This book might as well say "people born on this day have two eyes, like being happy, and generally want what's best for their family. They try to be good people even though they find it hard sometimes. People born on this day might also find themselves being sad from time to time."
I know it might be fun to read and see what actually applies to you, but if they were any more generic they'd be sold on palettes at Costco.
>>77191926
NP
>this thread turns into /x/-lite
>>77190455
January 3rd
July 16th
January 9th
please and thank you
>>77192106
>I Am Become The DeathNote
>>77192425
Thank you very much. Februrary 24th if you find time please, my girlfriend is curious about her page
>>77192440
>http://www.thesecretlanguage.com/check/day/
october 24th please? i offer you in return this 100% original rare dank trump that i took myself, only you may save it, nobody else can save it, only look.
I need every date feom january 1st through december 31th
January 30 and December 22 pls
Mine effectively just called me an autist.
Look up June 10 plz
>>77190455
Hey op can you feb. 16 me brother? Cheers.
>>77192553
I just saw that thanks.
These are NEVER correct for me, goddammit. I'm a lazy bitch and it's always talking about my strong work ethic.
>not being born de 24th of May
lmao plens
OP here, please use the link if I didn't get your day, having to close up work. Good night and MAGA.
>>77190455
Can you post may 22 bump bump
http://www.thesecretlanguageofbirthdays.com/lookup/
here you go bros
Can you do January 29th?
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go fuck yourselves
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barnum statements
>>77192966
i missed this one at first glance,
go fuck yourself.
