When are we deporting John Oliver?
Shitty headline thread?
>>77182818
You cannot deport him.
We sent him there to destroy American society.
You disgusting Yanks have vexed me for far too long.
Taste the fury of your Royal Majesty, Elizabeth the Second.
The Eternal Anglo is Eternal.
>>77182907
Why the fuck are mediocre hack comedians allowed to discuss politics? The world laughs when idiots like Kesha try to state some bullshit opinion, so why does anyone take these idiots seriously just because they slap on a suit and mug for a camera after playing some sound bite out of context? Stewart was a literally who and so was Oliver before TDS.
If this British faggot hates America so much, why doesn't he just go back?
>>77183045
god saves the queen but not the queens
>>77183045
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>77183112
>Stewart was a literally who and so was Oliver before TDS.
person x was unknown until they did what they are famous for
retard
>>77183112
>>77183273
He is one of our Anglofish-Shapeshifters.
He can assume any form and any role. We have been sending these drones to your shores for decades.
Their mission soon comes to a close - and with it the story of the Americans as a people.
You will rue the day you ever left the Commonwealth.
>>77183045
she is a very very evil person actually
https://larouchepac.com/20160613/you-have-keys-stop-terror-wave-use-them?utm_source=lpac.co
>>77182818
he is right i think
it is current year you know
>>77183045
no no NO
>>77183112
comedians are meant to be world aware, philosophical and capable of commenting on society, singers are using their voice as an instrument.
>>77183045
>>77183400
kek
hes just a fucking faggot honestly and you guys probably kicked him the fuck out to usa
>>77183400
>He can assume any form and any role.
except that of a comedian
I imagine what he said was in part ironic or at least not meant to be taken at face value.
>>77183595
>missing the entire fucking point.
Drink bleach
>>77183581
>>77183643
Nobody here has ever heard of him.
He is a non entity here, barely existing in the minds of even the educated classes.
He was spawned in our pools, fed a diet of complete nonsense, hyperbole and current years.
Once his job is complete, he will fade back into the Anglostream, where we will forge another to be sent to the television studios of your nation.
>>77183795
He was never meant to be funny.
Yet the Americans find him hilarious, only a few resistant few can see through his woven lies and deceit.
>>77183045
BEADY
>>77183045
Soon, we will destroy you with the garbage we discarded to your country. American will take longer; you'll fall quickly.
>>77182818
Well, he's not wrong.
>Vibrant diversity
>Guns
>Homosexual Muslim Democrats coming together with homosexual latinos
Welcome to the future you created Liberals.
>>77182907
>>77182818
Faggots being killed by a muslim is the ultimate symbol of what makes America great?
>>77183045
>>77184094
RARE
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>>77183962
This is some advanced shitposting, bravo, sir.
>>77182818
The British know how to appease very well. Just look how they appeased the Nazi's in the 30s.
>>77184059
>>77184094
We are the ANGLO. Lower your intelligence and surrender your free will. We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
Negotiation is irrelevant. Freedom is irrelevant. Self-determination is irrelevant.
You must comply
We only wish to raise the quality of life for all peoples
You question us about the ARYAN but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation. Why assimilate a people that would detract from perfection?
I am Locutus of ANGLO. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.
You will all become one with the ANGLO
>>77182818
so you just deport everyone you dont like? lol so its not just the shittskins? you just want to stay in your basement OP?
>>77182907
>>77182818
>YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>77184390
This is nothing new.
>>77184315
bah-ha-ran is uncommon
>>77184094
this faggot is at it again? i was working out and you still shitposting? get a fucking life bro
letme guess beta cringy fat no friends and make shit money? what a shame
>>77182907
.
>>77184495
I have a collection in the 200s, first time I've seen it.
>>77182907
What? He wants more of his sons to rape and murder Japanese women?
>>77184473
Most people surveyed are liberals in university
>>77183795
>He can assume any form and any role.
>except that of a comedian
>>77183962
>hyperbole and current years
>>77184684
It's /r9k/ with flags, and no one can take banter, pass.
>>77183045
BEADY
>>77184608
Cave's ready
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1945_Katsuyama_killing_incident
>>77184094
>>77184684
>>77184223
It's British humor. No one understand it. It's why Eddie Izzard is famous there.
>>77184390
i love this desu
best shitposting ive seen recently
>>77182818
Dead homos?
>>77183045
i knew it all along
>>77184684
woah its red qatar
>>77182818
WHEN ENGLAND SENDS IT'S COMEDIANS, THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST...
THEY'RE UNFUNNY
THEY'RE UNTALENTED
THEY'RE RAPISTS
AND NONE, I ASSUME, ARE GOOD PEOPLE
>>77184919
It's a joke? Awful delivery. Do actual human beings laugh at that """joke""". Come on guys, we could make a better Orlando Bar joke.
I guess that means we'll have to make America great again
>>77182818
Sadly never. We couldn't get rid of Bieber.
>>77184834
>>77185038
Importation of drones into American society is complete.
American society has been corrupted beyond all recognition.
No noteworthy traits to assimilate.
Once merged with drones we will absorb the resultant mongrels into the COMMONWEALTH.
>>77185144
Irrelevant.
Our infiltration is eternal.
Lower your proxies and surrender your browser.
You will be assimilated.
Prepare to be colonised.
>>77182818
This guy started in The Love Guru and The Smirfs live-action films. That means he doesn't give a fuck about trying to be reasonable.
Why this progressive cuck makes a living bitching on his show will never cease to amaze me.
http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2012/10/the-brit-list-10-sharp-tongued-british-comedians
http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2014/04/10-british-stand-comics-americans-know
AHAHAHAHAHA.
We cannot be caged. We cannot be controlled.
Understand this as you bent to our will. Forever eternal.
Forever Anglo.
>>77183400
I have to admit this is some pretty upper crust banter,lol.
I guffawed a chortle myself..
>>77183045
Her maj at it again lmfao what is like :')
>>77185186
>A Muslim walks into a gay bar
>bartender asks what he'll have
>"shots for everybody"
I know it's been posted a hundred times, but it's still better than the OP.
>>77182818
the day of the rope
Also bait/shill/darpa thread
>>77185665
You're laughing now but wait till this darling reaches maturity and arrives upon your television screens.
You are all fucked. He is the purest hybrid yet to have been produced. Once he assumes a human form and begins spouting things anathema to the very fabric of your culture the End Time will begin, and with it a bright new future for the English and their new race of hideous, docile servants.
Huzzah!
>>77186058
i think you won
how can they ever recover after this ass roasting
>>77183795
savage
>>77186878
>>77187239
Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think, we had forgiven? Behold now the terrible vengeance of the ANGLO, doom to America and shackles upon her people!There will be no recovery.
There will only be cold tea and toast sandwiches for rebellious colonials.