>Conan joins the gungrabbers.
/pol/ BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8UKXy5Jw6I
he's half jewish half Irish
>>77176229
>be gungrabber
>concealed carries himself
?????
licking jewish asshole won't get you a better time slot/channel conan
Face it burgers it's over, they're coming for your toys any day now.
POTATO JEWS FUCK OFF
>>77176229
That's pretty fucked up. He's a smart guy, yet he goes and says something as stupid as this.
It doesn't matter if the guy uses an AR-15 or a pistol. He'll kill just as many people.
>>77176811
Not if I unlock my forbidden jujitsu.
>>77176811
You're right, it certainly took them long enough to figure out the Minor Irishman Who Shall Succeed A Somewhat More Successful Italian clause of the Constitution.
>>77176229
well, looks like i won't be watching his shit anymore. maybe if they replaced him with jordan schlansky
>>77176229
Only said this because his views are down along with all his competitors so they dont care anymore
DISLIKE THIS PLS
>>77179797
Why were u watching in the first place? Guy has sucked for at least 10 yrs now.
What stands out to me is that he says "semi auto assault rifles" what does he propose then because he's implying that he's not for a complete and total ban, just semi auto rifles. Which includes bolt action but he probably wouldn't understand that. I want someone to show him pictures of rifles that don't look scary, yet are still semi auto and see if he thinks they should be allowed and I guarantee he will say yes if they look like a hunting rifle
>>77176229
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
>>77176229
>O'Brien
>>77176229
>comedian's opinion somehow relevant
nope
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Mirror?
>>77180523
watch it here and there, really liked him years ago, old habits die hard, like my addiction to massaging lactating chipmunks
>>77176229
Remember when Leno cucked him out of his show?
>>77176811
So how are they going to take them?
Sounds like the gun grabbers will be the ones silenced
>>77176229
> implying that anybody watches Conan O'Brien
>>77179797
>watching conan after his move from late night
He can complain all he wants about NBC's "unfair" treatment of him, but he sucked on the tonight show and he sucks on CBS.
SHALL
>>77181038
Yeah his best stuff was before he took over for leno. I havent watched since
>>77180979
They'll take selfies for awareness.
Conan was always a liberal shill.
>>77181073
I feel like Craig Ferguson took note. Don't fix what's not broken, and don't run a good thing into the ground. Conan did a little bit of both. Craig went out on top.
>>77180523
Those 2001 to 2008 years were good. Today's monologues are an average 4/10, but remotes are still fun to watch.
Also>>77176229
>taking a comedian seriously
>>77176229
hollywood tv yuppie doesnt understand what guns are for.
this makes me hate so many celebrities when they chime in with no place to push political bullshit
fuck conan obrien fuckin send him back to ireland.
>>77180947
>my addiction to massaging lactating chipmunks
>>77181249
This bitch couldn't be any more self absorbed even if she had 20 tampons applicated.
>>77181589
munk milk is sweeter than jewish wine
>>77180972
did you hear about this? Conan sucks.
>>77176229
Conan is quite literally a loser. I think the life of a homeless person would be a more bearable existence. Anyone who finds him funny is clinically insane
>>77181249
>Next selfie
"Out front guys house with rifle pointed at me, him threatening to shoot me if I come any closer"
#Selfieshoots #WillTakeABullet
>>77181249
dat nose
>>77182055
He's not funny just talking, but his remotes and bits usually have been.
bump
I thought he had jumped on the trump train. Never supporting him again.
As they say, around potato, never relax
Based Conan, Trumpfags on suicide watch.
>>77182214
It's a mere coincidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEImAIM4L4
what a faggot
>>77180972
Leno is a fag who's never told a funny joke in his life. He tarnished the great legacy of the tonight show, lowering the bar and making way for even bigger faggots like jimmy fallon. Letterman was the rightful heir to the show, but he refused to kiss the jews' ass at nbc, so they gave it to that faggot instead. Johnny Carson is still turning in his fucking grave.
Doesn't Conan seem like a closet fag?
I wonder if anyone else noticed
>>77176229
2nd place shooter used pistols. Pistols by far kill more people than rifles do. Trying to ban scary assault rifles isn't really going to do very much. There will still be mass shootings, and once they've already banned assault rifles they'll just keep trying to ban more guns. The killer had a weapons license which means that he passed a background check, yet you keep hearing liberals say we need universal background checks to stop shooters. Liberals are just going to keep chipping away at gun rights because none of their policies will work.
BRING
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>>77182660
I caught a bit of Carson and he was letting... who's that lesbian from Silence of the Lambs? He was letting her drone on and on about her education.
Craig Ferguson may have gone for the easy shots, but the only boring interview I remember of his was with James Spader who told this "hilarious" cab story that lasted like 15 minutes without Ferguson getting a word in. Other than that, Craig always controlled the show, because he was the guy everyone tuned in to see. Most late night guys don't get that.
>>77182950
No, but if you saw his documentary "Conan O'Brien Can't Stop" you'll realize he's a bit of an ADD riddled cunt. Remember that kid in middle school who was always punching people when he was bored? That's Conan, all grown up. Also, at one point he goes on about how difficult it is to pretend to care about your fans, which I thought was funny given his situation at the time.
>>77176229
I generally like Conan and clicked on this video earlier today on YouTube. I physically cringed when he started talking.
I wish more "media personalities" would lay some blame on radical Islamic terrorists. Do you think someone like Jimmy Fallon will say anything about the motivations of the person?
Hell no.
>assault rifles
>it's a weapon of war
Yeah, that's the point dipshit. In case the government tries to go to war with us.
take our guns, see what happens
>>77176229
they used to have 7 or 8 murders at a time every night in Florida
>>77176229
Conan your career is over
bye bye Conan
you was one funny mofo back in the day
but we will never remember your name treasonous bastard
>>77180979
>So how are they going to take them?
they'll tell the cops to take them, cops will do what they usually do and disarm black people
all problems considered solved at that point
>>77178586
W . . WHAT?! EVEN I CAN'T COPY THAT JUTSU!
>>77182660
Leno was widely regarded, even by David Letterman, as the best comedian working.
He went in on Obama.
I think a lot of schtick was lame and tame, but he seems like a good guy who got thrown under the bus by jealous hipsters Letterman/Conan.
>>77176811
>NY Safe Act requires you to register your "assault weapons"
>the people AND the police largely told Cuomo to go fuck himself and didn't register despite it now being illegal not to
No you're right we're going to give up our guns
>>77180677
Why is Canada the only country that gets this shit?
That brave man. Hollywood will never let him work after this.
>>77184645
Letterman only said that because he didn't want to seem bitter about not getting the tonight show. Notice how no other good comedian has ever said anything good about leno. Carson himself thought Leno sucked and he always wanted Letterman to take over after he retired. The jews obviously had different plans.
>>77185315
So why do americans have such boners for weapons?
m-muh 2nd ammendment isn't really an excuse considering 95% of you probably don't even know what it really means
>>77185776
Not as much of a boner as Mexicans have for beheading their own people.
>>77185776
I'd provide in Spanish but I don't care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx23c84obwQ
>>77185877
Yeah meme all you want, I'm still expecting a serious answer.
>>77185776
>wetback
>spends his free time huffing freon
>can't cross the street to pick up a rusty peso without getting hit by a cartel bullet
That sucks. He endorsed Trump the other day
https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/738818895897894913?lang=en
>>77185776
They have a boner for it because they can. The 2nd Amendment guarantees the right of the people to keep and bear arms.
I liked Conan all growing up right until Jay Leno assholed him for the job. Jay is a prick, fine, but Conan acted like a complete child. It become kind of emblematic to me of a generational attitude that is very weak and pathetic. Also Andy is a liberal fag on twitter.
>>77181249
Dat nose
he owes Obama. Obama invited him to white house correspondents dinner after he had lost The Tonight Show. he's a sellout
>>77185927
Nice point but..
>bill of rights
>godgiven
Oh ok.
>>77176398
True, the elite always think they're exempt to laws.
/thread
>>77186154
>he doesn't worship guns
>>77185950
Nobody cares what you expect pablo. Nobody
>>77186047
that wasn't an endorsement you idiot
Why the fuck are the Irish such leftists? Is it because of their centuries of getting shit on by the English?
>>77185776
Ever shot a gun? Do it and you'll know exactly why. Better than sex. I've had sex. Three times.
as someone who supports gun freedom but doesn't own one, answer me this, what do you think is going to happen and what would you like to happen? however, realize that you can't answer "nothing"
>>77186364
1 and 3/4 here
Haven't watched conan in years, the trend will continue
>>77186341
>Is it because of their centuries of getting shit on by the English?
Funnily enough, yes. Socialism was the rebellion against the monarchy. Having said that, the Irish have lots of fucking guns. They're farmers after all.
>>77186398
>what do you think will happen?
Nothing. If they didn't do it when literal MUH CHILDREN were shot, they won't do it now. They missed their chance to grab all the guns.
>What would like to happen?
Crusade against Islam.
>>77186364
Yes I have. It's fun sure, but I don't see the need as to why you need these assault weapons. That ammendment (look up what ammendment means btw) was made in a time where people shot each other with muskets from 30 feet away. It took like a minute to reload those things. With these automatic guns, you can waste like 100 people in that time.
>>77182055
>Anyone who finds him funny is clinically insane
I'm schizophrenic and I've been watching late night shows for about 15 years
>>77186811
>need
It's not about need. It's about rights. A common mistake made my gun-grabbers.
>>77186562
thank you based brit, those both satisfy me
>>77176229
Guess who his best friend is?
>>77186911
>rights
Look at the laws for fucks sake. Look at every other stupid shit that's illegal and people don't cry about it, but when it comes to muh guns, oh boy we wuz militias n shiet
Look at other countries who have banned guns. The USA alone has had more death by guns in this year alone than all of those countries combined in probably the last decade.
>>77187169
>we wuz militias
You don't understand how commas work. The 2nd Amendment doesn't apply to militias only. It is explicitly stated that it is the right of THE PEOPLE to keep and bear arms.
Look at the countries that haven't banned guns. Look at Switzerland. Where's their mass shootings? Since we all know guns are responsible for mass shooting and not people, right? So Switzerland must have mass shooting every day of the week, right?
Notice any difference between the US and Switzerland? I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with diggers.
>>77182950
Yes, he does. He's always in bathhouses with his guests, always touchy feely and shit. He's definitely bisexual at the least.
>1 post by this ID
>>77182660
>>77184645
>>77185315
Nah Letterman wasn't lying. Leno was like the best friend that grew up to sell out everything they had once believed in. Letterman wouldn't have been so bitter for decades if Leno hadn't been the king of the stand-up hill at some point, which that generation of comedians were in general agreement on. However that doesn't change what everyone knows, which is that Leno's Tonight Show quickly became extremely middle-of-the-road and stayed that way.
Personally I have trouble squaring Letterman's abrasive and shallow leftist politics with his perfect misanthropic comic edge. Most lefty comedians are like Marc Maron, which is to say insufferable.
>>77176229
I'll continue to not watch his show.
This is all Jordan Schlansky's fault.
>>77187410
It rhymes with Switzerland requires everyone to serve time in the military.
>>77187410
>Switzerland
Damn, I had never really looked into this. However, they have guns, but still AUTOMATIC FIREARMS are banned.
>>77176229
He was full grabber during sandy hoax if you were paying attention.
>suck up to Hunter S Thompson for years to get him on your show
>he takes you shooting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEImAIM4L4
>be the sort of gun grabber Hunter S Thompson legitimately despised
>>77186811
why because they are fuckin fun to shoot and the way the world is now i want access to the same hardware cops have.you under arm a populous and with a fascist election you have zero recourse to regain freedom.i think its fuckn scary that disarming citizens is a worldwide effort.brexit needs to happen eu is being used as a fascist revocation tool.
Ok ban the AR-15
The Shooter instead walks into Plus and plants 4 back packs with pressure cookers filled with black powder warped in ball barrings and hooked up to walkie talkies.
Leaves and presses the call button on his walkie talkie.
Kills 100 instead of 50.
WTF is wrong with liberals. You can't ban every damn gun.
>>77188050
>In some 2001 statistics, it is noted that there are about 420,000 assault rifles (fully automatic, or "selective fire") stored at private homes, mostly SIG SG 550 models
Care to try again?
>>77188049
Not everyone, actually. Most men though.
>>77176229
He hasn't been worth a damn since he left Late Night. His TBS show is abysmal and the ratings back that up.
And to think I enjoyed this faggot
Not watching his shit anymore
>>77187816
fucking guy and his italian coffee machine
>>77176229
conan dropped
I regret watching his show on NBC and clips (TV clips not magazines) from TBS. There's a little bit of sanity on the YT page but it still sickens me that this is (still) the line that celebrities and late night talk shows take.
>>77188050
To be clear, it's actually mandatory for the vast majority of young males in Switzerland to own a fully automatic rifle.
>>77188050
I hear full auto's difficulty to acquire is based on the canton as you need a permit from whatever local authority to buy them.
They aren't illegal though, not even de facto illegal.
>>77188637
umm....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Switzerland
>The vast majority of men between the ages of 20 and 34 are conscripted into the militia and undergo military training, including weapons training.
...
>At the end of military service period the previously used gun can be converted to a privately owned gun after a weapon acquisition permit has been granted (fully automatic weapons will be rebuilt into semi-automatic ones).
>>77189225
>The personal weapons of the militia are kept at home as part of the military obligations
Try not to be so intellectually dishonest in the future.
>>77189225
In case you're still struggling, that means that the vast majority of young men (between the ages of 20 and 34) are required to keep their fully automatic militia weapon in their home.
>>77188332
His only demographic is the liberal college crowd. The kind of people who like conan are the same ones who browse reddit and donate to berno sanders
>>77189333
kek taking a second pass
>>77189465
>fully automatic weapons will be rebuilt into semi-automatic ones
Try not to avoid reading the English language in the future. They bring their service weapons AFTER being reconditioned to be semi-automatic.
>>77189141
CLEO signatures (traditionally the hardest part, except for the time to get a tax stamp) are being removed from being a requirement.
It's now just expensive and takes a long time, but your CLEO can't bullshit you
>>77176229
This isn't new. His views have been known for years.
HAMMER IT WITH THOSE DOWNVOTES
>>77188204
You must not know how bombs work. The first couple of bodies would work as shields for the rest of the crowd. You'd probably have like 10-20 death max.
>>77189862
>They bring their service weapons AFTER being reconditioned to be semi-automatic.
Wrong. Take your own advice and learn English.
AFTER their compulsary military service, the weapon can then be reconditioned to be semi-auto and kept for private citizen usage. DURING their compulsary military service, the weapon is fully automatic and still kept at their home as part of military obligations.
I'll help you out with more caps lock because I know English is tough for niggers and spics.
>At the end of military service period the previously used gun can be converted
>AT THE END OF MILITARY SERVICE PERIOD perviously used gun can be converted
>AT THE END OF MILITARY SERVICE
Clear enough? I hope so, because I'm going to sleep now and won't be able to teach you English from here on out.
>>77188126
Now just think, if guns were banned, he couldn't have had a fun day shooting with Hunter S Thompson.
>>77190060
IRA killed 31 people on an open street with a bomb. Imagine they did that in a crowded room instead.
>>77181249
she's being satirical, right?
>>77185315
It wasn't just Letterman though. Leno was a legendary comedian before his talk show gig.
>>77190193
>>>DURING their compulsary military service
>>"compulsary"
>lectures about the English language
>probably has an American web browser with English language correction
you mean when they're away from home?
Being in the military(has full auto) -> being at home(has semi-auto)
Note the transition, britbro
>I'm going to sleep now and won't be able to teach you English from here on out.
I was surprised that he knew the difference between a full auto and semi auto.
Banning guns is pointless. 99% of "legal" owners owns an illegal imported piece.
>>77176229
Somebody wants back on network television.
>>77182395
Never soften when around Kartoffeln
>>77188050
>However, they have guns, but still AUTOMATIC FIREARMS are banned.
There is a collector license that gives you access to select-fire weapons.
It's not even particularly hard to get, according to the Swiss collectors I've spoken with.
>>77187582
the goys will never learn
another one to my hitlist i guess
>>77182660
Hi Howard Stern.
>>77190615
Other than Britbro and yours' sperging, who cares? The shooter in Orlando had a semi-automatic "assault riffle" and the Swiss can and, for the most part, do own semi-automatics. Wanna try answering why there hasn't been a mass-shooting there?
>>77190615
Not that Britbong, but you're clearly retarded. Swiss militias are like our burger Army Reserve. You go to train for one weekend a month and the rest of the time you're essentially a civilian, but you keep your fully automatic in your closet.
The fact that you sincerely thought that all Swiss militia members (ie most men between 20 and 34) lived in barracks, didn't have their own homes, and contributed nothing to the economy through gainful employment (instead just cashing gubmint checks for training for a war that the constantly neutral Swiss will never fight) is proof that you are full on retarded.
>>77193497
>Not that Britbong
As if the ID didn't give you away
>you sincerely thought that all Swiss militia members ... didn't have their own homes...
No, fellow burger, I only doubted the original premise that Swiss citizens OWNED (at home) full auto service weapons according to >>77188637
You don't own anything yet in the Swiss army or until you're released from your duty, hence the heaping of doubt.
>>77186811
There were multi-shot weapons back then, and they knew about them.
Also canons.
>common sense
BOSTON MASSACRE
What is so hard for people to understand this.
>>77176229
>joins
He's always been one
>>77186154
Bill of Rights doesn't mean rights given by the government, they're rights given to us by God and the government must recognize them.
>>77182460
(((Messing)))
Long time Conan fan here. Honestly these days you dont know whether celebs mean the things they say or are pressured to. I dont mean because of California liberal culture but directly by their corporate overlords.
But assuming he's doing this of his free will I'm dissapointed. He's either ignorant or a ideologue. I honestly dont give a shit about guns but saying this incident is about guns is a craven lie. I hope Conan appreciates if he had made a brave stand against radical Islam instead of gun control he'd be fired the next day.
>>77194332
The insular media in California (LAPD and elsewhere) do a good job at making California seem like less of a shithole than it actually is.
Conan had a great show through the late nineties and into the 00's. It was random, arbitrary, bizarre humor that was perfect for college.
The worst thing that ever happened to his career is when he accepted the Tonight Show gig. The last 18 months of "Late Night" was Conan and his writers raping their show of the bizarre, random humor that made it great in the first place.
And that last 18 months of "Late Night" and his brief run of "Tonight Show" was Conan pandering and diluting his humor for the lowest common denominator. Imagine if 4chan made an earnest evolution into turning into Facebook or Reddit?
That was Conan O'Brien. He lost the essence of his humor and sold out to NBC and the lowest common denominator audience.
Conan on TBS has its moments but now it's turning into native advertising for corporations (check out their video game segments). And even worse, he's becoming more and more of a liberal shill unless he was one already.
>>77194809
>watching these scripted shit-shows
why? its all fucking fake anyway
>>77184645
Leno understood what Carson knew. Never let your politics show. If you do, you alienate 50% of your audience. The documentary about Carson talks a lot about his views on this. Carson played it even both ways. Leno did that too for the most part.
>>77176229
what a literal tool
he does as he's told these people wnat a certain message put out there
but once you're in that far in hollywood you're brainwashed at that point anyway
>>77176811
>thinks deporting 11 million illegals is impossible
>somehow thinks confiscating 350 million firearms from people who would rather start a revolution than aquiesce could happen.
If they bar Americans the right to the 2nd ammendment they WILL be disposed of as the very tyrants the 2nd was included to combat.
I love conan. I grew up with conan in the 2000s watching him every night. I had a rough childhood and the only way I could soothe myself to bed was by first watching conan.
fuck you assholes making fun of this great and smart man.
He is 100% reasonable and entitled to his viewpoint.
we can always legalize guns afterwards... why not fucking try to ban them for a while? why not a temporary ban for 10 years on all guns?
also for all you revolutionary faggots who think guns will save you from the government. get a grip. we outnumber them 300 to 1
>>77196976
the defeatists would drag us down, always preventing the revolution from happening.
>waaah we would never win!
>just let them take the guns, it would save more lives!
the revolution would be like this:
1. the goverment has pushed over the limit of shit we are willing to take
2. we force the current leaders to step down (forcefully, if necessary)
3. more competent people are made leaders
4. buisness carries on as usual
the defeatists prevent step 2 from happening
