Story for /pol/
>Be me
>Rewind to October/November
>Yearbook photos 'n' shit happening
>Get called down for yearbook photo
>Magically get quads (figuratively, basically I was randomly selected) and asked to give yearbook quote
>Decide to not waste the get
>Been watching a lot of Thunderfoot, TL;DR, and Sargon of Akkad
>Yearbook quote is "I learned that feminism is contributing to the matriarchy and that the wage gap is fake so stop complaining about how oppressed you are."
>Two girls that are supposed to write down my quote look at me like they are shocked
>They write it down
>Fast forward to couple weeks ago from today
>Yearbooks being distributed
>Friend tells me that I have a great yearbook quote
>I don't remember giving a quote
>Look in another friends yearbook
>Look at my quote
>Instantly have mixed emotions of giddiness and cringe.
>Kek a little bit and give yearbook back
>Word makes it around school about what my yearbook quote was
>Male students say it's the best quote and needed to be said
>Fem students say I'm a sexist misogynistic bigot.
>Decent popularity boost
>All the female students hated me
(I did post this a few days ago but I didn't have proof this was a thing)
There were also a bunch of cuck guys trying to get laid. Shit made me laugh for days
>>77157179
top kek
Lel. Rush a frat and tell that story, you'll get a bid almost anywhere.
wow this actually got seen by some people. Nice.
>>77158573
What do you mean by a bid? I'm a bit of a newfag and I only frequent /pol/ so pardon me for not having a 4chan lingo dictionary yet.
Good job op
>>77158573
What do you mean by a bid? I'm a bit of a newfag and I only frequent /pol/ so pardon me for not having a 4chan lingo dictionary yet
>>77159142
>>77159102
Oops double post with same end digit. Is this a new dubs?
>>77157179
That's pretty damn funny.
I now know what it's like to be appreciated on /pol/. It feels nice. Nicer than /b/ anyway
>>77159563
I didn't own a yearbook when I made the original post a few days ago. Had to borrow a friends for the picture.
I guess at least the feminists will know and remember your name now lol
>>77159807
I got so much shit for no proof and I felt like shit for not being able to provide
>>77159239
>new dubs
lurk moar
>>77159897
I was being called a trump supporter today so yeah
Where are you going to college?
>>77157179
Cringe, but also laughter. You're gonna carry that weight kid.
You're too innocent for this hellhole.
Get off the internet before you find yourself moving it to cocks
>>77160449
How do you know what a college is pajeet? I'm last year of high school. My parents sent me to school a year or two late.
>>77158573
this. carry the yearbook with you always.
>>77160640
Ok everyone I made a joke about pajeets can I have my plebbit screw cap yet?
>>77160569
to add, traps are never gay
Nice one
>>77160640
Do you think everyone in india shits on streets and is illiterate?
India is WAY more developed than you think, kid.
>>77160740
Are you saying this kid will crossdress and then move it to cocks or are you saying a guy masquerading as a girl can't be lesbian or are you saying a MtF can't kiss a dude?
All three of them are degenerate, one more than the other, but equally possible.
>>77160792
I'm not a fucking retard. I know some of India is developed.
>>77160792
ignore indian posts
>>77161147
Good idea
>>77161082
>some
more like 70%
>>77161147
RUDE
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>>77160520
I know. I don't really give a fuck since none of the girls at my school are decent
>>77161385
Yeah fucking right.
>>77161385
Oh so only 30% of your population believes in toilet witches that's real great, maybe with a few more millions from Unicef and the WTO you'll figure out toilet paper before the end of the century
>>77159102
Bid isn't /pol/. Bid is frat, it means they'll give you a bid to become a member. He's right though you should join one OP, you got the makings of a frat star. All my frat bros on campus are the only ones who wear trump shit out in the open without fear
>>77160792
>Do you think everyone in india shits on streets and is illiterate?
>India is WAY more developed than you think
Exactly. Now many Indians shit on the beach. At this rate India will become a superpower by 2020!
>>77161777
I'll join one once I get in college. I've gotta steal a yearbook though.
>>77161883
Hey stop being mean you bigot! India is the number one exporter of fecal matter worldwide. Also India is all your fault britbong, why did you ever give them independence?
>>77162114
They left because they couldn't take the smell
>is this a BTFO I'm not sure I'm a newfag help me
>>77157179
>summer posters are just a meme
please ban him mods
guess op delivered then
>>77160640
I think OP has an attitude problem...
leave India alone, they've been good to us
>>77157179
hello underage boy.
you did the right thing. Women are in over their heads. Female students hated me too. Don't worry yourself
>>77161936
Pro tip, don't dress like a neet when you meet them. Khakis and a polo will give you a good first impression. They hate niggers who can't dress
t. Frat guy
>absolutelybased.jpg
>>77162410
I try my best to deliver.
>>77162800
This. Women love nothing better than a guy who offends and confuses them, but who can then back it up.
>>77162811
Thanks for the advice. Your dubs must mean lord kek wishes it to be known as true
>>77160423
>what an insult.
>>77160792
>India is WAY more developed than you think, kid.
So only half the streets are covered in shit?
>>77161447
Pajeet Stopped posting because he has to poo
>le_kenyan_muslim_saying_not_bad_meme.tiff
>>77164071
What's sad is that I'm a proud trump supporter outside of school. If I told them they were right and I was a proud trump supporter, would it be called my...
...Trump card...
>>77164237
don't be racist. He is a person too and he has internet. You think he doesn't have a toilet?
>>77164859
I think we know he doesn't have a loo to poo in.
>>77160792
>Do you think everyone in India shits in the streets and is illiterate?
The facts speak themselves
>>77164859
What the fuck is up with your name
>>77165703
what is wrong with it?
>>77166573
Maybe the fact that "!3V10JNjYZY" is part of it but that could be my inner autist trying to weasel its way out
>>77157179
Pretty good man. Did some girl try to fight you?
>>77166932
One did but she was held back by some of her friends. She was a bit of a landwhale I told her "calm down girl." And she called me transphobic. Happened today too
Bumping for final minutes of fame
nice job OP, y a done /pol/ proud >>77167868
so you jeopardized a lot of potential hook up partners to impress a bunch of sub 80 IQ cucks on /pol/
typical /pol/tard
>>77169307
shut up, he did the right thing. He isn't a feminist cuck
>>77168836
You're welcome.
>>77169307
>>77161514
Also you did good OP. Your new fag shit posting will be forgiven due to the OC you have provided.
>>77170941
Thank you for the forgiveness father
I remember you posting this thread a few days ago. I thought you were lying.
Turns out you're just autistic
