>Constant fucking sound of people mowing the lawn
STOP!
JUST FUCKING STOP IT!
IT DOESN'T EVEN NEED CUT YET!
>>77141656
>not polvidya.
also, cut your grass. it keeps the insect population down and deteers mice and rats. stop being a lazy fucking cuck and cut your fucking grass/
Lawn wars are the best.
No better smug feeling when you're the first one on the street to start the mower,then everyone follows suit.
>>77141656
Don't you amerifats live like 20 miles apart from each other with like 3 Mcdonalds inbetween every house?
How autistic do you have to be for this to bother you?
>>77141859
yes but the mowers are just that loud.
>>77141859
Yes
>mowing your yard early in the day
>everyone following suit trying not to get shown up
>the smell of freshly cut grass wafting through the neighborhood
Is there a better feeling out there?
>>77141985
I agree. Only neets that want to wake up at 3pm. get mad
I let the grass grow tall
>>77141656
Sorry Anon. My mom makes me cut the lawn. I don't think it needs cutting either.
I mow my lawn like twice a year. You're a total cuck if you mow more than once a month.
>>77141656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFgLNbM182k
>>77141810
I'm the 7:55 am on Saturdays lawn mower guy. I like to have it all sorted before the sun gets above my neighbors roof.
Then I smoke pot on my front porch because it's legal, so fuck you
>>77141656
>not liking the smell of cut grass
>>77141656
Sorry, I'm new here. What does this have to do with politics?
>>77141656
Where the fuck do you live? It's June. Lawns have needed to be mowed for months now.
>>77141656
I hate lawn mowers, and I especially despise leaf blowers. Using a diesel-powered engine just to move some leaves around is the most reprehensibly American activity. All the noise pollution drives me up the wall.
USE A FUCKING RAKE YOU LAZY DULLARD FUCKS!!!!!
>>77142157
this anon gets it
>>77141859
WHO GAVE THAT FRIDGE A GUN?
>>77142192
>he thinks /pol/ is for political discussion
>>77141859
That means there's a lot of lawn to mow.
>not mowing your lawn as much as you can
You sound like a numale I tell you hwat.
>>77141859
Yes, but also Burger Kings and Applebee's and gun stores between our houses.
I don't think other people mow at the same time to get shown up it's just that it makes sense to keep a similar schedule so it looks uniform.
>>77142163
Oh, I hate you.
Not for the pot, either
What's even more annoying is a school bus that goes through my neighborhood has squeaky brakes.
I have to leave my bedroom window open at night because I don't have air conditioning.
>7 AM
>Woken up by noise outside my window
>SQUEEEEEEEAK
>Look out window
>It's a damn schoolbus
I almost ran outside of my house in just my boxers to tell the schoolbus driver to fuck off and keep the noise down. Good thing I didn't, I probably would've been arrested.
>>77142219
They've been cutting it for months, but lately there is just no time of the day where the faint sound of lawn mowers aren't present. It's getting to be a constant sound.
Frequent cutting is the key to consistent colouration
>go out drinking until 3 am after long work week
>get all comfy and ready to sleep in on Saturday
>7:01 AM
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
every fucking time I swear
>>77141859
Why did toothpaste just say 'miles'?
>spending time and money just to vainly impress your neighbors
>not having livestock take care of your shitty grass
>>77141810
>No better smug feeling when you're the first one on the street to start the mower
Ha! This year I waited until my gass was a foot long and all the dandelions had seeded. Just to piss off my neighbours, who all seem to be hooked on the lawn care and pesticide jew
>>77142382
Every day a bus would drive by and it would make a weird interference sound in my speakers.
>>77141656
>lawn mower runs over rock
>bends blades
>fuck
>beat the blades back to flat
>put washer on backwards
>blades are now 1 inch lower
>cut up all the grass
>now my garden is just mud
>>77141656
>mowing the lawn
It's called chomping the foilage you cretin
>>77142580
>British engineering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpvBNHxDHCc
C'mon it's 2016 folks
>>77142476
What are we India now?
White males are the only ones that seem to get off on constantly cutting the grass.
They don't even have any pictures of a girl mowing the lawn except for cartoon drawings.
And none of these people on google search results are colored.
I thought Mexicans were supposed to mow the grass?
>>77142219
I've been having to mow every 4-5 days since like, late February. I went on a 15 day vacation last month, got back and that shit was knee high, and some weeds that popped up were belt high. Because it WON'T STOP FUCKING RAINING.
>>77142246
>He thinks a leaf blower is powered by a diesel engine
A diesel leaf blower would actually be pretty sweet. You could put a transmission on it, and shift in to different leafblowing gears. Eventually you'd be blowing enough air you'd peel that sidewalk right up.
>>77142830
get some goats f a m
>>77141656
I mow lawns at work. I don't mow my own lawn.
1. I just don't want to do something that I do not really want to do with my spare-time.
2. A natural lawn is prettier and better for animal diversity.
3. It pisses off my neighbors (that's a bonus because it's none of their business, so when they irrationally care and can't do anything about it I teach them the value of freedom)
4. I NEVER go out into my lawn, and I wouldn't if I mowed it either.
5. PROFIT!
>>77142246
Not everyone is a NEET with unlimited time on their hands to complete their chores for their $40 weekly allowance.
>>77142787
>They don't even have any pictures of a girl mowing the lawn except for cartoon drawings.
>females
>mow grass
This is not a thing that actually happens in real life.
>>77142418
I've always liked the reel mowers. The ones that you just push and they clip the grass, with no motor. That actually looks kind of relaxing and peaceful.
>>77142915
>A diesel leaf blower would actually be pretty sweet.
>and shift in to different leafblowing gears
This triggers me
>>77142462
get a better hobby
>>77142580
>lawn mower runs over rock
>bends blades
You faggots never heard of a shear pin?
>>77142754
Actually I live rurally up on this hilltop and my ultimate goal is to have a few goats and highland sheep, possibly even a yak (I live within an hour of two different yak ranches) eating down my brush and shit.
I'd make 'em have babies from time to time so I could make awesome butter and cheese 'n shiet.
>>77143108
>Cecil, mowers broken
>No worries Martha, I'll sort this out
>>77143113
>google reel mowers
>see this video
Oh God...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRXRInDv0h4
>>77141656
it doesnt even register to me between the hours of 8a-8p and you before/after faggots can eat a broodwich and rot in hell
>>77141656
>not paying a mexican to do it for you
>>77143092
I only know of one dude who has a wife that likes to mow the lawn or at least does. Although she is unemployed also...
>>77143139
Sorry Justin...
>>77142954
Thought about it, honestly, and I'd love to have some goats. But I'm within city limits and goats aren't allowed. I just don't have it in me to deal with legal issues just so I can have a couple of goats.
How does this image make you feel?
>>77142580
Jesus bro, pick up the rocks and shit from your yard.
It literally takes 10 minutes to mow a decent sized lawn, you are all lazy as fuck kek.
What the fuck is this thread though?
>>77143496
I don't do any garden work unless I'm stoned out of my skull
>>77143481
Is this some kind of fantasy movie or a porno?
Women don't actually mow lawns. I'm convinced the entire reason women get married is so they have someone to mow the lawn for them.
Nigga you would hate me then.
Im normally out cutting grass around 6:30am just before daybreak. Fuck the humidty.
>>77143481
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>>77143325
Genuine lol'd.
Then I cringed when he memesplained at the end.
But yeah look at that. It's quiet, it's cheap, and I am told you really do get a better 'snip' of the grass that way if you're someone who actually cares about how your lawn looks. I can't see a reason to not do things that way.
>>77141656
I live 3 hours from spokompton.
It is time. Fucking temp hit 100F last week.
I come from a world you may not understand.
>>77143750
Oh fuck, I live in Sandpoint...it's always weird when you fuckers are close-ish to me.
>>77143450
My wife always asks/offers to mow part of our property, but I always decline. What kind manchild would let his wife mow if he's capable of it?
>>77141656
fucking this. i cant stand people that are too concerned about what other people think of their yards. While it is a value of old america that should be encouraged to appear nice and neat, everyone does it ALL the time. And they only do it so that other people see them doing it. "hey look at me bob, im mowing my lawn. i see you're doing the same. have fun bob. (god i wish i had a nice mower like bob. i just need to make sure my lawn looks nicer than his, that should make up for it)"
Fucking BOB!
>>77143890
Well she usually mows it while he is at the office. So there is that...
I don't mind lawn work. I live in an apartment now though. I use to mow my parents lawn with a push mower and it was a couple acres.
Now that is fucking mowing...
>>77143720
I have a big yard and I'll be damned if I'm going to cut it without a self-propelled mower.
>>77143481
> fake tits
>>77143921
Wait this is a thing?
>>77141656
>wake up for the morning piss
>on the way back to bed
>check the clock
>6:50 am
>get back in bed and get comfy
>five minutes later
>on the verge of rem sleep
>WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
In the UK we are mowing twice a week otherwise its like trekking through the fucking amazon.
That feel when you get a nice stripe on though.
>>77143481
Makes me want to live in the land of the free
but alas im white :^(
>>77141656
>NEED CUT
What region does this corruption of English come from in the US?
>>77144139
I used to hear annoying neighbors moving furniture every night and gangbangers shooting each other from their 80s Cadillac so lawnmowers don't exactly bother me. I can sleep like a baby despite any noise now.
this is my fucking neighbor. literally every other day. get a life, chris.
>tfw lawn so big it takes 2 hours at least w/ riding mower
>tfw I actually kind of enjoy it
>>77142088
the only time it bothered me was last summer when I worked a midnight shift 6-7 days a week and had to sleep during the day when every asshole on the street would mow their lawn in the late afternoon even though they just cut their grass yesterday.
>>77143210
Good call I'll leave gravel in their yards
>>77142473
brit proxy sniffer
>>77144321
I think they say it in the midwest
>>77142356
and Chick Fil A's
>>77144211
>a Eurocuck that has enough land to have an actual lawn
You're either extremely rich or bullshitting.
>>77144448
Damn dude.
I have a boxfan I use a noise deterrent, but these fucks wake up at the ass crack of dawn
Fuck you newfags
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IVgYem00o1w
>>77144521
Fuck you, Sean. I'm sorry I care about the appereance of our neighborhood and our property values. How awful of me. Give me back my jumper cables too. You borrowed them 3 months ago.
>>77144967
I'm in Cincinnati and have never heard anyone say this. I've read it many times online etc.
You mean the "real" Midwest of all the rectangle states and farms?
>>77141656
>last friday
>get woken up by neighbor's lawn mowers at 7am
>mom comes for a visit shortly after
>cable guy knocks on the door at 8am
CHILL THE FUCK OUT PEOPLE
>>77145278
Have you been to the Zoo recently?
>>77142959
neighbors get pissed because your shitty looking property is bringing down their property values too. Having said that, a mowed lawn can be nice to relax on during a nice spring or summer day with a cold drink. Try enjoying the outdoors some more F A M
>>77141656
>be me
>fail grad school
>NEET living at home
>just hang out and let in people who need to work on the house
feelsmeh.jpg
>>77141859
>Aquafresh
>late January
>Pass out Friday night
>Wake up next morning
>snow coming down hard, low visibility outside window
>mfw
>>77141656
You should be awake during the morning you lazy fuck.
>>77141656
You mean to say you live within hearing distance of another human family?
>DOING IT WRONG!
>>77145426
Was there the day before the po-leese shot the goo' boi lookin' fowud to his diploma and collitch.
Haven't been back since. Waiting for the new new hippo exhibit to open.
>>77141656
>every fucking Saturday
>7:00 am one lawn mower starts up
>20 lawn mowers go off at once for hours
>WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FAGGOTS I JUST WANT TO SLEEP IN ONE DAY FUCK YOU DO IT LATER IN THE DAY
> every fucking morning
HOW MANY FUCKING HOLES DO YOU NEED IN YOUR FUCKING WALL, DAMN IT?
>>77142473
I laughed at the moderate humor, thanks.
>>77145574
I'm living with this fucking noise since 2010. Welcome to my life.
>>77143474
>he's not allowed to own a goat
Reminds me of when I lived in a city with a crazy HOA. I had to have everyone on my street sign a paper saying they didn't mind my white picket fence.
>>77141656
A lawn mower is a far more welcome sound than screaming children, or small yapping dogs; I hear these a lot more where I live.
I hate it here.
>>77143092
I usually only see old ladies mow there own lawn but never young gals
>>77144274
>sweden
>white
Comfy summertime thread
>>77145556
So you've seen the exhibits first-hand, how hard did that little niglet have to work to get into the enclosure? Was it gross incompetence or so easy a caveman could do it?
>>77145505
>any morning
>wake up
>hear faint noises outside
>siri, is that rain?
>it is rain
>yes fucks yes
>All these posts complaining about their Saturday being ruined
Try every fucking day. I constantly hear landscapers Monday-Sunday. Granted most people are at work on the weekdays, but mowing a lawn on a Sunday afternoon should be fucking criminal.
>>77141859
Depends on where you live.
There are swathes of space between houses in the midwest, but comparatively houses are on top of one another in the wealthy suburbs north of NY.
>As a kid I hated mowing the yard
>I now find it to be the most relaxing thing
I like comparing my great and nicely kept lawn against the neighborhood spic shitty wasteland. With all the stereotypes calling these wetbacks gardeners, you would think they'd be smarter than parking their cars on their lawn ruining it in the process.
>>77144985
Wait do eurocucks not have chick fil a?
>>77144103
I had a self propelled mower and stopped using the self propulsion because it was way fucking slower than even my standard walking pace.
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