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>Having an anthem that is about a war you lost Explain yourself,
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>Having an anthem that is about a war you lost

Explain yourself, America?
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>>77130173
But we won ww2
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>>77130173
Be sure to bin that knife before renewing your TV license, Nigel.
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>British education
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>Anthem about waves you don't rule
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NOW IS NOT A TIME FOR DIVISION YOU LEGITIMATE BRITFAG.

WE ARE THE TWO COUNTRIES FIGHTING FOR PATRIOTISM AND FREEDOM AND YOU WISH TO LAUGH AND DIVIDE?
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>>77130173
>lost
"Greatest Navy in the world"
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>>77130329
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>>77130173

But if we lost how come America exists?

Checkmate bongman, enjoy your "empire" which is nothing more than a shitty little island off the west coast of Europe.
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>>77130329
>God save the Queen
>about waves
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Our anthem is about a flag specifically designed to be a "fuck you" to the British after we turned them back at the Battle of Baltimore.
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>>77130173

Literally watched this last night

the film is 10/10 would watch britbongs get ripped apart by gibson again and again and again
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>>77130479

>Implying that we'd want Burgerland.
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>war of 1812
That ended up in a stalemate with the borders remaining the same as before the war

>battle of Fort McHenry, which is what the national anthem is about
US Won, flag stood as a symbol of our victory

2/10 since I replied
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>>77130534
A battle which took place in the war of 1812, the war the Brits, Canadians and Natives won.
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>>77130551
Movie is pretty based. My only nitpick is that infantry ranks close to far to short of a distance before a volley. Shit didn't go down like that.
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>>77130173
Scoreboard
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>>77130173
Remember New Orleans you muslim fags
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I hope your great great great great grandpa died bleeding in the snow from an american musketball because he decided that fighting in formation was a good idea. Twice.
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>>77130728
>Brits killing innocent Americans
Shit didn't go down like that.
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>>77130717
Territorial boundaries before and after the war were the same and all sides signed a peace treaty. That is, by definition, a stalemate.
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>>77130717
Explain how you "won"

>Natives winning
Are you being retarded on purpose?
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>>77130329
>Rule, Britannia!
>No official status
>Is telling Britain to rule the waves, not that it does.
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>>77130673

Sure, grandpa. Whatever you say. Make to take your meds.
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>>77130173
>britcucks still butthurt to this day about losing
Britain has become the most pathetic failed empire in history.
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>>77130812
Remember Washington DC faggot.
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>having a national anthem about people who get your tax money because they still have sex
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>>77130173
>a song about god when he doesn't exist
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BACK TO BACK WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS AND UNITED STATES OF THE SPACE BURGERAMA, BROTHER.
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>>77130930
>Tornado comes in
>Runs away to Baltimore to get there asses kicked
>Tornado takes out the fires

TOP KEK
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>>77130926
What's even more pathetic is the fact the worlds current super power doesn't even have an Empire.

Step it up, we had our time, we had our fun. At least fuckin' try.
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>>77130673
You guys fought pretty hard for it. Lots of resources sent over such a vast distance. You guys spent stupid amounts of money trying and falining to beat a bunch of farmers and villagers half way across the world.
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>>77130507
>Anthem about a person who has no power in your country.
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>>77130930
Did you ever think of why a struggling new nation set their capital in bumfuck nowhere that was empty half the year?
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>>77130329
At least we don't have terrorists in Parliament.
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>>77130173
I had no idea this was an anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7qkQewyubs
>tfw Vietnam movie IT AINT ME starts playing
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>>77130717
We went toe to toe with the most powerful navy and army in World, after they had just got done putting down one of the greatest generals in history, and survived with the loss of one empty swamp town (DC was basically 5 government buildings and a couple of Shanties at the time).

Just the fact that our Navy managed to hold it's own was impressive.

Jackson down in New Orleans managed to completely rekt the British to the extent that a more favorable peace treaty had to be reached too.

If anything, the war of 1812 was a stalemate that ended well for both sides.

>>77130728
The real life Swamp Fox, Francis Marion, was a serial rapist, general low-life, and was far, far worse than the movie portrays him.

The real life Tavington was also considered by everyone who knew him to be an upstanding guy and a true officer and gentlemen.

Other than that, still a fun movie.

>>77130930
>Brits proud of burning down a LITERALLY empty town with all of 10 buildings in it

>>77131140
Japan, the Philipeans, Thailand to an extent, South Korea, Virgin Islands, technically Hawaii, Puerto Rico

Just because our Empire isn't technically so, doesn't mean it doesn't exist in actual fact.
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>>77131140
What's even more pathetic is that you lost your lands to a bunch of niggers and pakis
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>>77131111
>Tries to invade and take over Canada
>failed
>claims "Victory"

KEK
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>>77130329
gobshites like you are the reason they ruled us in the first place and its a pity they still don't because you wouldn't be alive
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>>77131319
No, instead they mayor your capital.
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>>77131235
>What is Royal Assent
>What are Prerogative powers
>Who is the military loyal to
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>>77130173
This tryharding the brits do to make themselves feel relevant in a world dominated by the US is why I feel the American's are a better ally and partner.

Sure, we fought them in 1812, but remember you brits refused to send us reinforcment and Sir Isaac Brock won that fight with mostly militia and indians.

Despite the fact we "won", we were still able to form an amazing alliance with the Americans, unlike the brits who still bitch to this day.

Fuck off.
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>>77131440
>t. Bootlicking nigger
Out
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>>77131235
The Queen represents the nation and the people.

>>77131111
The fire would have stopped eventually, unless Madison was secretly Trudeau's great-great-great Grandfather.
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>>77131467
When is the last time the queen did anything of any value?
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>>77131186
That's the problem. We had our hands full with other colonies, the French and Spanish giving you aid. We were to stretched thin. It was between the Colonies and beating the shit out of the French and Spanish or dog pile the US.
Giving up on America became the best decision since we managed to expand even greater.
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>>77131468
>t. Yank proxy
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>>77130173
>btfo out of the "mighty Royal Navy" with a few frigates and sloops
>ended the war with more territory than we had when we started

Anon...I don't think you know what "lose" means.

What I what to know, is how the light British empire failed to beat a bunch of drunk farmers in TWO wars.
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>>77131424
>Never said we won
>Because nobody fucking won
>Natives are the only ones who "lost"
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>>77131111

Things that don't teach you in britschool. England lost a war to a rainstorm. nature was fighting for America. If we lost the war why did we survive as a nation? Maybe it's because your cunt queen is a lying whore.
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>>77131391
Claiming Britain has one of the most powerful Armies in the world at the time is a bit of a push, we barely had enough men to cover all our colonies, and those that were spare had to be deployed in Europe alongside our allies.
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>>77131568
When's the last time the President did anything useful except crying on national tv and talking about 'muh guns'?
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>>77130883
Tecumseh helped us btfo you on the border. We captured a bunch of Michigan and Indiana.
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>>77131414
>60%
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>>77131721
After Napoleon was defeated the British were really the only European country that still could even field a competent army. The Prussians are the only exception to this.

10 years of war had drained the Continent of fighting age men.
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>>77131186
We did same with Vietnam tbH
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>>77131657
Kill yourself
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>>77131391
>We went toe to toe with the most powerful navy

True

>and army in World

Nope. Napoleon was invading Russia with 500,000 men, and you call the scant forces in Canada the "most powerful army in the world"?

>and survived with the loss of one empty swamp town (DC was basically 5 government buildings and a couple of Shanties at the time).

Your forces fled your capital and allowed an enemy power to occupy and burn it. The symbolic value of that, if not its strategic value is immense.

>Just the fact that our Navy managed to hold it's own was impressive.

The US eastern seaboard got blockaded.

>Jackson down in New Orleans managed to completely rekt the British to the extent that a more favorable peace treaty had to be reached too.

New Orleans was a disaster, but the peace deal and literally already been decided.

>If anything, the war of 1812 was a stalemate that ended well for both sides.

Yes, it led to an era of good feeling between the two. The British Indian allies were destroyed, though.
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>>77131726
Obama literally destroyed Libya. That's pretty fucking powerful considering the most important thing the Queen has done recently is appear in a commercial.
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>>77131568
The last time she gave assent to a law.
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>>77131568
this is on par with saying 'when did the houses of parliament do anything of value' She's a tourist attraction and a symbol of our national pride, or what's left of it.
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>>77131424
>Tries to invade and take over Canada
Is this seriously what they teach you in British school? It has next to no historical basis, it's just a Canadian national myth that makes them feel better about themselves.
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>Anthem about getting fondled by Spain
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I remember when the United Kingdom and America used to be friends. We fought the Germans in World War I, fought them again in World War II, and went toe-to-toe with the Ruskies in the Cold War. Together, we preserved liberty and democracy for all the nations of the world. What happened? When did we start arguing with each other on a virtual Burmese meme market?
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>>77130173
>Dutch Anthem
>Honouring the King of Hispania
Just cuck my shit up.
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>>77130673
>Literally fights AN ENTIRE WAR to stop Americans from getting independence.
>loses

"W-we didn't even want the single largest and most important piece of land in the history of human discovery, guise! I'm serious! S-stop laughing at me!"

When you started this thread, did you have any ideas how badly you would get btfo?
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>>77131682
When winds blow invading ships, that could have easily conquered you, away from your country then I'll believe Nature fights for you.

As far as I'm concerned, nature blew out the fire (expected), but that's all.

>>77131661
BTFO is an overstatement. You won some battles, most of them you had more men and ships. But we also won some battles, some where we had less men and ships than you. That and you were fighting a defensive war.

>>77131968
You're a yank. Admit it.

>>77132003
Congress did that, unless you have a dictatorship.

>Being proud of destroying a country
Truly American.
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>>77132151
We're not taught anything about the War of 1812 in school.

I may be wrong, but I'm fairly sure speeches were given in Congress that called for a "liberation" of Canada, especially related to Quebec.
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who would win

the entire british army or a few hundred american colonists with outdated weapons?
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Anyway lads, I think we can all agree that the Brits got btfo many times. They never recovered. Rest in piss, faggots.
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>Anthem involving the Christian god and not the Muslim god
Explain yourself, Britain?
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>Anthem about being cucked to some rich old bag


when will you retards end the monarchy?
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>>77132162

We tremendously frustrated with our own governments so we lash out at each other.
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>>77131807
>Helped """"us""""
And by us you mean the Brits
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>>77131391
Most of the war was fought before Napolean was first defeated and reinforcements were able to be sent from Europe.
And the peace treaty was signed before the battle of New Orleans took place, it just took time for word to travel.
>American education
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>>77132215
>the single largest

Russia?
Canada?
The British Empire?

>most important

By most measure, Britain has invented more than the US.

If you mean politically most powerful at the moment, then of course that's true.
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>>77132215
The whole of the Americas is the largest and most important land discovered by Europeans. We still have Canada.

>>77132443
Conveniently forgetting about the French and Spanish helping you - the most powerful countries then.
Conveniently forgetting about the fact that you had more men on your side.
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>God save some 90 year old bag of inbred bones
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>>77130173
OP for fuck sake shut up, stop embarrassing us.
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>>77130173
>not having this as your national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao0vXBJqODE
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>>77132551
That, and impressment ended before the Treaty of Ghent, since the Napoleonic wars had ended.

America continued fighting the war for no reason and still lost.
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>>77132213
At least your anthem has lyrics.


Also I'll stay here waiting for your butthurt replies about "muh Gibraltar" or "muh Maine" when the spaniards were the most powerful and the empire with the most amazing history that has ever existed.
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>>77132685
>Not a song about preserving the Union
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhCheCryopA
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>>77130173
"But our flag was still there."

It's about perseverance.
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>>77132597
lmfao nice damage control there
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>>77132547
Sure. This country was British back then and I'd still consider it British. Hopefully we regain ties after brexit.
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>>77130173
Are you posting that redcoat to make us feel cucked when you are the victim of the largest islamic cucking history has ever seen? Your country and soon your continent will be ravaged by the Islamic hordes. You live in the neocaliphate. I think you need to get off of /pol/ and start working to free your country from the Islamic tyranny that stands at your doorstep. Good day to you sir.
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>>77133011
>Americans confuse the truth with damage control
Okay, I guess it is damage control since you yanks see the most retarded things and correcting you is kind of controlling the damage of your retardation.
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>>77130329
>>77130478
>Anthem
Young dumb Paddy/Amerifat scum
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>>77130479
>be a burger

>look at doorstep

>realize its british
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>>77132895
Battle Hymn of the Republic is really good

>America the Beautiful is a long song to our home though
>tfw
oOOOoooOooOOOOH Beeeuuuutiful...foooor spacious skies....

and
>America
>Sweet America
>God done shed his grace on thee
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>America lost 1812

Britbongs will grasp at any straws they can
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>>77133284
Hahahahahah, cry more you Anglo scum. You're a nation of pathetic faggots.
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>A war we lost
Last I checked we are sovereign and you are our bitch(along with many others)
If anyone lost it was you
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>>77133325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hIE0vKQf6w
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>>77130173
suck it brittany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFV_tmTcU0Q
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>>77131140
> more than 5,000 military bases worldwide, with concentrations encircling our greatest enemies (Iran and White Africa. I mean Russia.)
>more aircraft carriers than the entire rest world
>Having a doctrine that literally amounts to: "attacking one of these carriers is akin to an attack on our sovereign soil so if you do we'll nuke your shit"
>NATO
>McDonalds fucking everywhere
>95% of your nation's pop culture
>The rest of the world uses American English as a universal language
Yup definitely not an empire in any way famiglia
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>>77132443
Who would win?

Colonial troops from America, Canada, small amount of naval ships at hand, and some German auxiliaries troops sent while the rest protected the other colonies and Britain or a large amount of American revolutionaries, even more French support, less Spanish support and navy close to Double the size.
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>>77130173
>a war you lost

Pretty sure that status quo ante bellum is far from losing.
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>>77133452
no u
>>77133451
218
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>>77132345
>We're not taught anything about the War of 1812 in school.
Yeah, that makes sense. It wasn't a major war for you.

I'm sure there was a small faction that would've liked to conquer Canada, but the main goal of the war was a response to the impressment of American sailors. Many Americans, mostly Jeffersonians, felt that Britain was trying to exercise economic dominance over American trade, and they considered the impressment of American sailors to be a sign that Britain didn't respect American sovereignty at all. Jefferson tried to get them to stop by instituting an embargo on British goods but all it really did was fuck the economy and torpedo his second term, so when Madison got into office he declared war.
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>>77133555
this.
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>>77133208
>victim of the largest islamic cucking history has ever seen

France and Germany both have larger muslim populations than Britain - but if you're going to open it up to the entirety of history:

Greece?
India?
Spain?

>Your country and soon your continent will be ravaged by the Islamic hordes.

Whereas yours is far gone from Hispanic migration. It's also not our continent, we're distinctly detached.
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>>77133432
>B-but you're our bitch, r-right.

Okay, yankee we're your bitch. Happy? You won't commit suicide now?
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>>77133208
>You live in the neocaliphate
Yeah 4% Muslim countries are neocaliphates whilst 38% "white" countries are white.
>>77132868
>History
Oh yes being islamic fuck buddies for hundreds of years is very honorable
t. 21321123242 nd largest empire that lasted a few decades
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>>77130895
Americans are too retarded to understand this
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>>77131468
That's it. Suck up to us a little more you maple cuck. Maybe we won't annex you so quickly this way.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7XS_8qgXM
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>>77130299
>tfw doesn't know has a god damn traitor.
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>>77133422
If we're so pathetic then please stop begging us for money.
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>>77133372
>W-we won Vietnam guys
>We killed more gooks than we lost more Americans
>S-south Vietnam and France lost
>No! We weren't in an alliance with them and bailed out at the last minute (reverse WW)
>We had a reason to go there: to kill gooks and commies.

Kill yourself
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>>77132443
entire? lmao

no mate...only a fraction...we was spread thin due to australian colonization...war with zulus and the french

if we diverted all forces to america you would of lost...even with a fraction we kept you fighting for 10 years

you are powerful now and we wouldnt last long i admit....but back then? we could of crushed you like a bug if we threw everything we had at you
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>>77132162
>What happened?
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>>77132162
Britannia best ally desu famalam
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>>77133451
>Not having Jimi Hendrix wake you up from a drug induced coma
>not having to climb out from under the four hippy women whom you vigourously satisfied the night before
>not hearing The Star Spangled Banner
>but in a way that captures the sounds and horror of the Vietnam war
>and the entirety of the social conflict pulling the generation asunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKAwPA14Ni4

England bro why even live?
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>>77130173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
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>>77133793
Maybe you should kill yourself
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>>77132868
>most powerful and the empire with the most amazing history that has ever existed.
Thats bullshit and you know it
Despite all of the many reasons for me to hate you and laugh at you for almost just as numerous of reasons I cannot do anything except tell you I love you
We would not have become America at all were it not for you
And it was your acts at Cuba and other territories that caused us to reignite our war machine after The Civil War and become a military presence worthy of our potential.
I hope you rid yourself of the kebab one day for good
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>>77131140
We are by definition an Empire ye fucking mong
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>>77132908
Seriously this, take a look at the fort and the fact they stood their groundâ„¢ and prevented the British navy from reinforcing their ground troops is already pretty impressive.
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>>77133547
You still don't control any land in any of those countries, the only few territories you ever controlled were small South American shitholes and Japan.
Even then you had to give those territories up.

Nice """Empire""" you have their Mr, Superpower. :^)
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>>77133651
Yeah, it definitely wasn't a major goal - it was mainly about asserting American independence - and after the war Britain didn't mess with that again (we detained American ships in WW1, but Germany sank them so we were let off).

If the war had gone fantastically for the Americans, it seems reasonable that they would have sought to annex Canada. The US also demanded Canada as reparations for Britain selling a ship to the Confederacy.
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>>77133872
Wow, you sure are smarter than that imaginary guy you made up.
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>>77133720
It was a Paddy tho
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>>77133555
>less Spanish support
We wouldn't have made it
French were 2nd rate fighters at the time and Spain was still world class.
We could have supplemented both with The Dutch if they had backed us full keel but that would have been a huge interest rate since they were all about the money
Germans were expensive too
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>>77130173
>Having an anthem that is about a war you lost

Uhh it was a battle?
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>>77132868
Doesn't it just feel awkward whenever you're watching a sports event and your national anthem plays, and you can't judge the national pride of the sportsmen based on whether or not they sing along with the anthem?

You should get lyrics.
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>>77133294
>be anywhere
>realize its america
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>>77134071
>The US also demanded Canada as reparations for Britain selling a ship to the Confederacy.
Ha, really? Didn't know about this.
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>>77134156
How can you rule waves you don't have? lmaoooo, checkmate Anglo scum.
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>>77130173
>mfw americucks dont even know what their anthem is about
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Brazil's anthem is literally like that italian guy that keeps boosting himself about how he would kick everyone arses in a hypothetical situation.

A situation that nevers happens, because he always find himself a way to walk out of a fight somehow.
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>>77134341
>tfw you see a loyal sportsplayer crying as their national anthem plays
I dont even give afuck what country their from. I respect patriots.
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>>77133872
Communism in South East Asia was contained. That's what mattered. We never gave a shit about South Vietnam outside of the context of posturing with global Communism, and we showed that we were willing to pour an enormous amount of blood into fighting it wherever it showed it's head.
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>>77134461
forgot map
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>>77130173
1v1 me in new orleans and not online see what happens
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Spain has the best lyrics in an anthem.
>Lolo lolo lolololololololo loló lololololó
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>>77131456
Under fucking rated
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>>77134461
>be burger
>see Hawaiian flag
>TFW
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>England
>not losing a war

pick one
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>>77134579
you pay rent on them bases mate
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>>77134463
Read it in a Petey Hitch article. He's (rightly, in my view) very skeptical of a "special relationship".
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>>77134464
Goddamn Irish and their supreme logic, how can a mere Briton such as myself even compete.
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>>77133645
dude your momma is so ugly she got banned from america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQRiO1ihcQA
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>>77134676
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>>77130173
>Literally written by a Brit about how badly the Brits lost the battle

Fuck back to the EU and cry that you have no sovereignty anymore.
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>Having an anthem which emphatically declares that you will never....never, never never be slaves
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>>77134798
Its quite simple really, you can't.
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>>77131414
>you lost your lands to a bunch of niggers and pakis

We gave them back.

Meanwhile your home country is being taken over by Pablos and Jamals by force
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>>77134987
Looks like I'm a #MichaelCollinsMissile now
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Daily reminder that the greatest 'American' who ever lived, George Washington, was quintessentially BRITISH
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>>77134886
>Fuck back to the EU
Nigger detected
>Begging France and Spain to help
>We lost so badly that we killed more of you guys than you did of us
Burgers..
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can't tell you guys how sad I am not to be first post
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>>77134807
dude your mum was so fat when she she wore high heels she struck oil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVzBcIXJXTo

2:35
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>>77135132
Mind your tongue, Ahmed.
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>>77134654
>The one place in the US with a union jack
>Almost no white people
Its like real Britain!
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>>77133547
>Having a doctrine that literally amounts to: "attacking one of these carriers is akin to an attack on our sovereign soil so if you do we'll nuke your shit"

Tough guy. I'm sure was Iran really scared of your doctrine when then they attacked those sailors. I'm so certain you'd start a nuclear war over a ship.

>more aircraft carriers than the entire rest world
>more than 5,000 military bases worldwide, with concentrations encircling our greatest enemies (Iran and White Africa. I mean Russia.)
And more fat people.
Besides, none of that matters when you're shit at war. You try to use those military bases in a country, then that country will bomb your bases. As for aircraft carriers: good at projecting power, but not good at actualising that power.

>95% of your nation's pop culture
Your culture is a variation of our culture. You're culture is vassal for our culture.

>The rest of the world uses American English as a universal language
Most of the world uses British English: Europe, most of Asia and Africa. I don't know where you got this idea that Simplified English is used more, because it isn't. True English is used more due the vast reaches of our Empire.

>NATO
Which you don't control. I know you like to control it, but it's really an alliance of nations. Nations that couldn't really care about one another, especially since communism is practically gone.
That, and it's useless now, because communism is gone.

>>77134554
>Communism in South East Asia was contained.
Tell that to the South Vietnamese. Communism spread from the north to the south, encapsulating the whole of Vietnam.

>we showed that we were willing to pour an enormous amount of blood into fighting it wherever it showed it's head.
Yeah, you showed the world how bloodthirsty and evil you were. People began to think you and capitalism were the evil ones and not communism or Russia, because of Vietnam.

>>77134099
Yes, I am smarter than the majority of Americans. Thanks for noticing.
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>>77130834
kek
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>>77133645

It's true though. Things went to shit once the Brits stopped pacifying savages. If you just stopped fucking with your colonies you would be giants.
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>>77134961
christ m8 you cant be that dumb
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>>77134048
We have more land than the entirety of Europe

lol
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>>77134961
A M E R I D U M B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
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>>77130173

>USA sees UK busy whipping Napoleonic France
>Decides good time to stab in back with a sneeky war and steal Canada
>Gets entire fleet sunk
>Gets Washington D.C. burnt to the ground
>Gets defeated by Canadian reservists
>Pretend they still 'won' or at worst 'drew' the war they started and got humiliated in.
>Spread myth they went to war on principle to stop Burger sailors getting pressganged into Royal Navy and TOTALLY NOT FOR LAND GRAB
>Get butthurt whenever it's pointed out they lost a war against couple of dozen Canadian farmers
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>>77130834
Americans also did fight in that formation. They also practiced guerrilla warfare (nothing new).
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>national sporting event
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>77134552
>Play volleyball
>Mock match against Belgian team
>Agreed to play eachother's anthems on speakers for shits 'n giggles
>Wilhelmus plays
>Whole team sings with tears in their eyes
>Morale through the roof
>Win
>Go for beer with Belgians later
>Toast to our kings
Best day of my life.
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>>77135196
>Double the navy.
>Still didn't deal double the damage.

199 ships in use against the British
94 ships in use by the British (Majority American loyalists and Canadian forces)
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>>77135277
Britain is 87% white
How white is America again? *snickers in your direction*
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>>77133980
>Thats bullshit
>implying you know anything on Spanish History

Read Hugh Thomas trilogy on the Spanish Empire. Especially the one that deal with the conquest of México. IMO is the best one to start learning about our history, but even if these book are big, it doesnt deal with all.

>laughing at Spain
>america
my sides

typical american ignorant.
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>>77134886
That's not true

>>77135192
Are you even talking about the right war?

>>77135310
All of this is retarded, get over your complex.
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>>77135403
Still not enough the beat the British Empire.
Step it up lad.
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>>77135634
Even the cherrypicked examples fail to prove their superiority. Sad!
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59%
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>>77135261
Sorry, #MichaelCollinsTrainStationBomb
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>>77130173
you don't even have an anthem englishcuck
the anthem of your """"""kingdom""""""" is shit and you know it
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>>77133716
The discovery of America, first circuntavigation of earth, naming an owning the Pacific Ocean, discovering the Antartica, fighting against all european powers and turkey at the same time and winning, defeating british with 4 ships against 150 british ships in a siege city (AM I RIGHT HYENA)?

And don't make me talk about how much our empires last because Spain already was an empire during the end of the Middle Ages and we lose our last colonies with Franco's death.

>>77133980
>And it was your acts at Cuba and other territories that caused us to reignite our war machine

Yeah sure. Fight for freedums:DDD

Cuba, Puerto Rico and Phillipines were nothing but another backstabbing and a false flag operation. That's very ungrateful coming for a country with we created.

>>77134341
Our anthem had lyrics, but they were removed during the """""democracy"""".

I'd prefer have an anthem without lyrics than letting the libtards choose them. I don't want a national anthem with neutral pronouns like Canada.
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>>77135783
Truth hurts, yank.

>>77135850
It must be 40% at this point.
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>>77133769
>can't even speak his own language right

Man, the fall of the british empire is sad to watch.
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>>77135443
>British """"""""""education""""""""""
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>>77135689

63% on a good day.

The difference being that a lot of us live 200+ miles from the closest minority.
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>>77135689
>ENGLAND IS WHITE!!!!!!!
kek
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>>77134807
>>77135209

I love this banter, keep it goin.
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>>77135689
Take away Scotland and whales and you're somewhere in the 70s.
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>>77135961
>butthurt yank
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>>77135961
Except that's the events (in order) of what happened. I don't know why you think it's wrong, when everyone knows it's right.

But, I'm guessing that's American 'education' for you.
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>>77136072
>Whales

HAHAHA! Whales aren't white.
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>>77136226
>Horny Birtish cuck slobbering over the yank dick
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>>77136072
>whales
>not wales

Holy shit, your fucking retarded.
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>>77135689
>Britain is 87% white
thanks to Wales and Scotland
you become less white much faster than we do
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>>77136350
>what is a beluga whale
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>>77135913
>Industrial revolution
>Largest empire EVER
>Greatest scientists,playwrights and musicians

>
And don't make me talk about how much our empires last because Spain already was an empire during the end of the Middle Ages and we lose our last colonies with Franco's death.
Ah you did do it first but we did it better.
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>>77136226
>>77136263

England had massive infantry forces stationed in Canada.
Probably the largest military forces of all the Americas
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>>77130173
So we remember where we've been and what to look forward to

You sing about about ruling the waves, where are your waves now?
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>>77136226
>>77136263
Do they even teach history in British schools?
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>>77136456
>your
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>>77136072
England is 85% white. Scotland and Wales hardly even make a dent considering they both combined have less people living there than London alone.
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>>77136405
>Could be longer.
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>>77136072
you forgot ulster

NO SURRENDER!
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>>77135962
wow dude are you like telling me that america is the only country with white flight
wow thats crazy dude wow
>>77136475
>>77136072
>>77135966
England is 83% white.
That's because nobody wants to live in your shitty countries
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>>77136697
>Scotland
>Wales
>"""""""""""""People"""""""""""""""
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>>77130673
Sour grapes as FUCK
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>>77136825
>shitty countries
>Country literally the colour of shit
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>>77136722
>Philippines
>red
impossible
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>>77136895
not all of it just the east coast

GIBS
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>196 replies
>not a single post that mentions the melody for America (My Country Tis of Thee) is 100% ripped off of God Save The Queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKZg_ZB4SkU

embarrassing tbqh
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>>77135209
bruh, your momma so fat, she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincoln said "ouch"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epGUYQhedjk
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Mfw there are less Welsh people living in my country (Wales) than there are pakis living in England.
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>>77136892
kek
>>
Hey burgerfats, how does it feel to know that the melody of your anthem is taking from a British drinking song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l-n64NWHS4
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>>77134995
You gave them back because you can't handle a few niggers and Pajeets stirring up shit once in a while so you just give up and go home.
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>>77136572
England can claim the science and the scientists, but don't fucking dare to claim """your""" art and music considering that your museums are full of stolen paints and sculptures. Las Meninas worth way more to the western art than all of the british paintins.

And no, you didn't better, that's why you last way more less and you live in a absolute decadence.

When Spain losted Cuba was bankrupt but we were managing to conquer Morocco and do something, not dealing with a muslim mayor in our capital.
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>>77136774
He doesn't want to start a debate about "taking away Ulster", lad.
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>>77133246
I've always found it fascinating how Americans actually dare to take the piss out of other countries for not being white when they are literally blacked: the nation. It takes a special kind of cuck to elect a Nigger president just because he wasn't white and then go and do it again. I'm glad to say that this form of faggotry is uniquely American - it hasn't happened in the UK, Germany or even Sweden. It happened in America.
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>>77137019
no there isn't

not even close actually
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>>77136997
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMwGX7ftBoo
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>>77136825
>ENGLAND IS WHITE, TRUST ME
I feel bad for you, this denial is pretty intense.
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>>77136994
doesn't matter tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dfJnLkEd4
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>>77132162
We are friends now even on /pol/. The Trumpinator is rising in the polls and Brexit is beating the shit out of return. We're both making our countries great again.
OP and pretty much every other britposter ITT are just faggots.
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>>77137352
>Hey look this one picture proves England isn't white
>D-don't look at the figures guys
>H-h-ha England
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>>77137191
Oh please, you'll elect a Muslim PM and institute Sharia law within the next decade.
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>>77130173
I just want to use this moment to cast aside any qualms, any conflicts, any disagreements.
And gloat at America with my fellow Britons.
God save the Queen!
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>>77137243

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRMClsOTz10

wir sind diejenigen, die zuletzt für das Reich gekämpft.
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>>77137358
Haha good one matw. No one cares about handegg here
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>>77130468
Stfu nigger. Stop sucking anglo dick.

>>77130173
Where is your empire, fag? Say high to Ahmed for me. Any mass rapes or groomings going on?
>London's mayor was a jew and then a mudslime.
You have lost everything, has been fuck.
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>>77137536
britianstain, cucked beyond even canada.
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>>77133751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWVypBROMgQ
:^)
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>>77137536
Actually the next PM will probably be Corbyn and we will become a socialist shithole

Not great I know but it won't be a muslim
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>>77137352
Where's a radical Christian britbond with grenades and a rocket launcher when you need him?

Oh wait, right, no second amendment.
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>>77130173
>god save the queen
>queen will soon be dead

Enjoy singing a pledge to a elitist monarch who doesn't exist in a few years
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>>77137352
You know the best part about arguing about race with an American on /pol/? There is literally a 50/50 chance that the American you're arguing with isn't even white.
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>>77137487
>ENGLAND IS WHITE, WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!
kek
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>>77137243
>>77137647

anglos go home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVmYFJGoZ-0
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>>77130173
We own you. Also your flag looks like a toothpaste logo.
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>>77137615
Oh my God, look at those sour grapes.
>>
>Britain 1 step away from escaping the cuckoldry of the EU
>Oi m8's, let's trash those American burger cunts! Rule Britannia, God save the Queen, etc etc.

You know what, bong. You deserve every inch of Paki dick you get.
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>>77137487
Even though they're a minority, that is still quite a bit of people in one place.
>>>> don't look at London please
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>>77137647
>washington dc mayor
>bowser
>barrack obama
>calls us cucked
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>>77130173
>""""""god save the queen""""""
>secular nation
>Queen has no power and will be dead soon
>will not be saved
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>>77137770
Look at London all you want, I just don't think that a debate over whether the UK or USA is whiter is a debate Americans want to have.
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>>77137722
ayy dubs, also it depends on the state but we aren't in this thread for facts but for shitposting.
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>>77137742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJAwCBbnuc

stop talking merde france or we will liberate you again
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>>77137805
>DC
Remember it was the colonists were brought niggers. If Abe hadn't been assassinated then back to Africa movement would've gotten rid of more
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>>77137832
We are not a secular nation, we have an established church with bishops sitting in the House of Lords.
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>>77137536
Wow, you sure showed me with that hot opinion. Meanwhile in reality, you actually do have a nigger president who apologises on bended knee to Muslims around the world for being American. A shining example for the rest of the world, I'm sure.
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>>77137832
she is your head of state and can disolve your govt at will
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>60%
LMAO dumb amerishits
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>>77137647
Better than
>be american
>get shot
Also, how much of your population are niggers again? And how much are spics?
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>>77137243
how many British people does it take to win a war? The world may never know. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XffxvV1PAEI
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>>77137907
it cost too much to send them back...he was shot for fucking it all up didnt he not?
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>>77137770
>lol, I sure showed that britfag
>his capital is only 60% white!
>just don't look at america please
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>>77130479
>shitty little island off the west coast of Europe

fucking slaughtered
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>>77137974
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>>77137832
>queen has no power
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>>77137907
>Niggers for slave use brought by colonists.
>"Let's start fucking them and treating them like people!"
Mate. Why didn't Americans just keep using them as slaves?
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