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Brit/pol/ - Lazy Cunts Edition
>Scottish Marxist to campaign for Belgian Marxists
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-labour-drafts-in-gordon-brown-to-relaunch-remain-campaign-a7078791.html
>Massive swing to Brexit – with just 13 days to go: Leave 55% (+4), Remain 45% (-4).
http://archive.is/jJlMW
>Making children attend Christian school assemblies undermines human rights, Muslim-run United Nations warns
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/09/making-children-attend-christian-school-assemblies-undermines-hu/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_soc_spf_fb-sf28398239
>No single market access for UK after Brexit, German finance fuhrer Wolfgang Schauble says
http://archive.is/ys5Kh
>John Longworth: [Having given a Eurosceptic speech] " As I left the stage at our national conference, the next speaker was waiting in the wings and he very kindly shook my hand and said how much he agreed with me. That person was Jeremy Corbyn"
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2016/06/labour-should-get-back-its-roots-and-back-brexit
>Labour MP's John Mann and Dennis Skinner back Brexit (but MSM talks about Junior Tory plant defecting to Remain instead)
https://www.politicshome.com/news/europe/eu-policy-agenda/brexit/news/75992/labour-mps-john-mann-and-dennis-skinner-back-brexit
>Eddie Izzard urges euro embrace (2001); lied about it on QT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1736151.stm
>Laura Perrins: Farage is a lone voice defending our women
http://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/laura-perrins-farage-is-a-lone-voice-defending-our-women/
>Claim: Cameron May Offer Referendum On Turkey Joining EU In Desperate Bid To Stop Brexit
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/08/claim-cameron-may-offer-referendum-turkish-eu-membership-desperate-bid-stop-brexit/
GORDON IS BEING TOO HIGH ENERGY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
POLL WHEN
Why the fuck is Gordon Brown waving so much with 1 arm and keeping the other firmly locked in his pocket?
Starks
>>77109799
>>77109865
Except no-one can fucking see him
First for the Owen Jones jam:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14lmtPP05DY
>>77109865
>no cheeky leave voters in the back singing GORDON IS A MORON
poor show chaps
Gordon is dangerous lads
Xth for cant fleece the Rees
10th for remain
>>77109932
this was awful
not a single argument produced in it
>BBC cutting away because they realise Remain fucked up
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEIR BIG FUCKING SPEECH AND THEY HAD TO CUT AWAY
>>77109779
he's talking shite though, not a problem
>minutes silence in memory of the orlando shooting
what the fuck? that's not our country, we're not holding moments of silence for the bomb that went off in Lebanon the same day
>>77109950
Don't worry yourself mate, literally nobody gives a fuck what he says
>net migration will continue at 250,000 for the next 25 years if britain remains part of the european union says new migration watch report
>the report does not take into account turkey joining
http://www.migrationwatchuk.org/briefing-paper/384
>>77109799
>>77109989
timelines are converging
reality is collapsing
>>77109957
post rees
>>77109989
whats going on what do i need to tune into?>>77109941
>>77109898
>>77109865
>>77109922
>>77109799
>Minute's silence in the house of commons
I love when Britain acknowledges its relationship with the United States. Get me out of this fucking Union.
>>77109932
Savage
>>77110114
They cut away because their camera was incorrectly positioned
>>77109932
N O T A N A R G U M E N T
>>77110114
BBC news
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
>>77109898
i did that one time at a footie game, had one hand in my pocket went to put them both in the air but kinda fucked it up and I heard someone behind me ask the person next to them if i'd just snapped off a nazi salute.
>>77110114
Gordon Brown trying to save the Remain campaign but only making it worse
>buy some scones
>see they're 60g carbohydrate each
Being quintessentially British is hard
>>77109985
>>77110151
What's up with the pro-owen shills in this thread? go back to:
>>/Reddit/
The LA guy who was gonna do in the parade
Was he a moselem?
>>77110271
>a colony posted something
Disgusting
>>77109932
based murray
>>77110241
>>77110378
Fuck off you brown cunt aussies are based
>>77110354
His religion has nothing to do with it anon, it's all about America's widespread anti-gay sentiments and lack of proper gun control :^)
>>77110361
Good job
>>77110378
Yet I'm still more British than you ahmed.
>>77110451
>>77110271
don't worry anon, I just like using 'not an argument' so I shoehorn it into conversations.
>>77110378
Get out cuck
>>77110440
go home Bruce, our pubs will manage without your part-time bar staff skills.
>it's a LGBT episode
>>77110398
Brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmVZgJiSjEQ
>>77110460
He's been laying bait for the last couple of threads, just ignore the retard.
>>77110241
>Standing on the edge of the platform with those long ass shoes where you can lose your balance
What a fucking dildo
>>77109898
He's holding on tightly to the shekels the EU have given him.
So it can be safely assumed that cuck Owen Jones won't be allowed near tv ever again after that shit now right? I mean the cucks a liability
>>77110506
Whatever you say d/c shill
You know bbc fucked up cos both bbc news and bbc parliment are now showing the same feed since they had to cut away from Gordon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zGOsN0pAw0
>>77110563
He actually tipped as he walked off the stage later.
I really hate the "Love Wins" sentiment. I want aggression. I'm tired of this shit. I hope Trump wins.
>POLL
>WHEN
>>77109898
He has a button in his pocket that triggers the 'APPLAUSE' sign above the stage
Fair play to ol' Gordo, he clambered into the lion's den for this speech.
>>77110748
>JEw-eRi
>>77110767
Looks fat
>>77110748
Taking longer than they expected to fix
They've sent a couple of interns over to NUS headquarters to pad out the Remain votes, just waiting for them to get back
>>77110767
What a defeated looking people...
>>77110767
I've noticed I've never seen a single cuck looking motherfucker on the leave side, the same can't be said for every single remain audience that has ever existed.
>>77110748
>due to unforeseen circumstances the icm poll has been delayed
>>77110767
he's a rotund gentleman
Let's try writing a song for Owen (not-a-songwriterfag-here):
Call it what it is:
Islamic extremism
Trump’s got the balls
The left are useless tools
Enabling barbarism
Excusing terrorism
It’s clear 50 wasn’t enough
Because you’re still making excuses
Those alike are acting abusive
The adults are drawing parallels
While you collect your shekels
>>77110767
At least half of the people there look like they are not well adjusted human beings.
>>77110876
NEVER FORGET
>>77110866
I'll be honest mate, I'd rather look defeated than feel it. And I really am starting to feel it every time I remember Scotland exists.
>>77110767
His hair looks like nylon wool and and his chin has grown 3 sizes, I'm tempted to feel sorry for him
>>77110748
I hate Andy Burnham guys
People on twitter are suggesting that ICM are waiting for the UK stock markets to close before announcing the result. I don't know what closing time is.
What did Leave say about the shooting?
>>77110767
>all white
kek
This is deliberate, they realise that people are not happy seeing minorities on ITV getting mad at are nige for daring to talk about immigration
>>77111018
True... this is the most anxiety inducing month
You think ICM are waiting for the Stock Market to close at 4:30 before they release the poll?
>>77111040
well good news for you, he's getting BTFO in the greater manchester mayor hustings.
>Theresa May calling Orlando a "homophobic terrorist attack"
They are fucking determined not to mention Islam, aren´t they.
Also, what channel is the Gordon Brown speech on.
>>77111098
Leave.EU which isn't the official campaign group, tweeted something about open borders for AKs might lead to an Orlando here
>>77111097
If that's true expect big Leave lead
>>77111040
He's based his entire political career on "I'm from oop north"
>>77111146
I do.
>>77111111
Let's see who's behind this post!
>Andy Burnham comparing the Orlando Massacre to The Admiral Duncan Neo-Nazi bombing
It's comparable, but they need to stop sidestepping the Islam problem. He's clearly doing this intentionally.
Oh would you look at that, as I'm typing this he straight up begins defending Muslims. Fuck you, Andy.
Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
i got an email from TSR telling me about the referendum X)))
i checked the thread and got this amazing post
guess i am now a #remaintrain
>we are all lgbt
What reason images will you use if brexit fails?
I'm going for the classic nige crashed aeroplane.
Maybe I'll give the chans a miss for a few days. It'll be pretty embarrassing
>>77111191
I rang the number on the ICM website, and the guy basically told me to do one. However, there was a lot of background noise, and I'm pretty sure I heard some one say "it CANNOT be that high!".
Then I was hung up on.
>>77110767
>do what master says
>Europe is not going to be the homogenous societies it was in the 20th century
>we must destroy the nations of Europe and build a new world order
>otherwise Europe will not survive
KEKS.
>>77111271
>series cancelled after 4 episodes because the husband ran away with a 17 year old girl
>>77111200
his career should have been over after his run with the staffs hospitals, the fact that he's still in a job with the labour party suggests they don't actually give a fuck about the NHS unless they can use it to bludgeon the tories.
So you lads think yesterday's events helped helped the leave campaign?
Threadly reminder to use the extra flag plugin so we can laugh at what country you're from
Put this shit in the OP
Yes i'm fully aware of the irony of my post and the city i'm from (London)
>we should fly the rainbow flag above parliament to express solidarity
These are "conservative" MPs.
>>77111309
>>77110966
Dear Owen,
Take those dicks out of your ears
Listen to the cries of joy
From the veiled up sandy beards
Dear Owen,
They are making it obvious for you
Hate for gays is a part of their culture
Sad, but true
Chorus
Face the facts, adapt your views
Protect your cock and read the news
Put it in drydock and wake your mind
And if you want to be discriminated then...
Stay blind.
>>77111293
>Who is Mecca? we are all Mecca
>>77111273
What a piece of work, normies couldn't fathom how much we think about leaving the EU and what it means
C A N N O T F A T H O M
>>77111309
This one.
>>77111309
*reaction
>>77111309
This one.
>Phone survey finds 10-point lead for remain but web poll puts leave ahead
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/16/phone-poll-finds-10-point-lead-for-remain-but-web-survey-puts-leave-ahead-brexit?CMP=share_btn_tw
>>77111200
>>77111162
I'm a Mancunion myself, why is he getting BTFO of the mayor races?
I hate anyone that's only 'quality' is being northern
>>77111353
>suggests they don't actually give a fuck about the NHS unless they can use it to bludgeon the tories.
...I hate to break it to you anon but that's the Labour philosophy on everything
>>77111433
>may
This argument actually works with Remainians. This is why we're fucked, their idea of a winning argument is so retarded that you have to break the way your entire mind and logic works.
>>77111433
>16th may
>>77111433
>may
Get with it mate!
>>77111433
>May
>>77111353
Indeed. 'Muh NHS' is basically their entire platform. I get pissed off at how much of a national religion it has become.
>>77111490
>>77111522
>>77111530
>>77111533
>>77111368
This desu
>>77111565
>(((JEwuWeRl)))
>>77111565
>JEw
I wonder who could be behind this
>>77111565
I've been had!
Brexit odds shortening across the board lads
>>77111440
finished dead last in the gorton and iforgetwhere hustings, got destroyed by a man from stretford.
honestly burnham's repulsive and I don't want him for my mayor.
Fuck the EU lads
>>77111433
You got me for 5 seconds you devillish bastard
Suspecting that they're waiting for stock markets to close before they release poll
If that's the case, ~40 minutes.
>>77111433
Anyone trusting / believing anything the Guardian says is a fool
just stuck a ton on Remain
getting 125 back, literally just got £25 for NOWT
>>77111273
Nation states are the future. National unity and immigration reserved for those with a passion and a drive to move to their desired country and intergrate. That's what I want. If you want to move to another country, you need to be deserving.
>>77111703
Oh god, ICM waiting for market close too cos of GBP:USD spike
Must be a hell of a lead
What a cuck,
>>77111703
What does this mean senpai desu baka
>>77111368
How do I get the flag plug in m80?
>>77111506
Shame none of the news outlets can even clip the speech because his face wasn't on camera for more than 5 seconds
Unfunny cunts on twitter spamming the May polls.
Good to know that proper websites like Twitter, and not just 4chan, suffer from retards, too.
>>77111273
>remove boundaries
>7B people are now a single hive mind
>somehow that’s a good thing
>thinks their job/life won’t be negatively affected
These people are a cancer to humanity’s progress. Who the fuck wants a world where we’re all ‘one’ people? Removing diversity is not fun. Damaging your ex-countrymen’s prospects to fulfil a stupid hive mind dream is also not fun. These people espouse genuinely bad ideas and should be dehumanised for doing so.
>>77111807
It's a win win, remain wins - you get dosh. Brexit wins - you're too happy to care about having lost money.
>>77111902
>implying you don't want the markets to get cucked
>>77111854
I've seen a video of khan saying he was agnostic
>>77111902
Idiots on twitter actually believe them though instead of seeing the bait and telling them to fuck off.
>>77111854
This filthy little fag needs shooting. Fucking cunt
I shared the poll from May, now twitter has gone into meltdown thinking it's new kek
>>77111908
>they want to become the tyranid
>going from country to country with their hivemind sucking the life out it and then moving on
>>77111878
google "4chan flag addon" third link
So seeing as the markets are this fucking jittery over polling, why wouldn't some investor just buy a polling company and start fucking shit up
Just hire a bunch of family members to do the polling, tick a Remain box when someone said Leave, etc.
>>77112062
Good lad
>>77111807
You're not getting that money back, friend.
>>77111902
why are people doing the ((( ))) thing on twitter?
>>77112062
top kek lad, you even spooked Britain Elects-
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/742370078272978944
>>77112107
>wanting to go to jail
>Q: [From my colleague Anushka Asthana] Some Labour voters just do not accept your arguments. They feel left behind by globalisation and they do not support immigration. How will Labour prevent a Scotland-style backlash?
>Brown says he accepts that people feel left behind.
>Politicians have to show how they can manage globalisation better, he says. He says the document published today* illustrates five ways in which this could be done.
>He says when Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell are working with “my old friend Peter Mandelson” on this agenda, something really is happening.
*said document: https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/in/pages/688/attachments/original/1465737084/postivereformeuropev2.pdf?1465737084
>>77111876
blue means odds are going down (more likely outcome), red means odds going up, i.e. brexit increasing likelihood, remain decreasing (but still in the lead)
Man or woman?
>>77112249
I assume it is to defeat the point of the app/addon.
The addon was to label Jews, right? If a bunch of nonJews do it, it effectively defeats the apps purpose.
DON'T BE RACIST NIGEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NzsZhFvFB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NzsZhFvFB8
>>77112253
How would they ever be able to tell?
You have 2000 respondants you have to poll, if you want to tweak a poll by 5 points you only have to mark down 100 incorrectly
>>77112062
Who spread it on twitter though
We are being monitored
>>77112305
>working with “my old friend Peter Mandelson
Oh fuck sake
>remain campaign said to be in "utter chaos"
>>77112346
>she/her
>doubt.jpg
>>77112346
Goblin.
>>77112346
Goblin
>>77109932
kek
I really love you brits sometimes.
There's hope for your island yet.
>>77112305
>Mandelson working with people who want him prosecuted for war crimes
kek
>>77111854
Is he trying to get Khan assassinated or something? Khan must be shitting himself after seeing that tweet.
>>77111989
http://www.sadiqkhan.org.uk/question_time
>However, I understand from my mum that I may have said on the programme that I was agnostic! I certainly am not and can't recall saying that.
>>77112346
alfie allen in drag
>>77112101
thanks lad
>>77112464
>>77112475
Goblin mind
>>77111967
The UK’s economic success is a direct result from our distance from becoming complete EU cucks, like France and Germoney. If we Remain, the EU will see this as justification for further integration, which is something our cuckold politicians won’t even veto.
There was a story a while back where the EU demanded more money from the UK because we were having some economical success. ‘Call me Dave’ said he wouldn’t pay the (I think it was £2B or £2T) to the EU, which gained him a lot of public support. But then, like the cuck that he is, went ahead and paid the bill behind the EU’s back.
>>77112502
Wew this muslim - homosexual thing is getting spicy
>>77111989
on a particular issue, not on the issue of theology
>>77112385
YOU'RE
>>77112641
SITTING
>>77112402
I more meant the act of acquiring a polling company
That with a record of your investments would likely get you knicked
>>77112691
NEXT
>>77112464
>>77112475
Yeh..
>>77112604
public's back*
I fucked up.
>Q: [From the Sun’s Craig Woodhouse] On Today this morning you complained about the BBC having an agenda, on immigration. But aren’t you implicitly dismissing the concerns of Labour supporters?
>Brown says the Sun has an agenda. It has opposed immigration for years.
>He says it is important to help communities affected by immigration.
>The Sun complained about Albanians coming into the UK, he says. But the only way you can address these problems is by international cooperations, he says.
Wouldn't stopping immigration help them better than anything else?
>>77112305
>“my old friend Peter Mandelson”
>>77112756
What the fug
>Fellow bongs on my timeline trying to tell the burgers what to do
Pisses me off to no end.
>>77112756
That's gotta be a guy with a receding hairline.
>>77112062
Check out the pound against the dollar, you sent it into chaos you madman
>>77112346
>The addon was to label Jews, right? If a bunch of nonJews do it, it effectively defeats the apps purpose.
Not really. It merely expands the target populaton of Jews to include their familiars too.
We're very crafty.
Look at this smart-arse. Thinks he's great criticising the polls, not realising he's talking about the old May one; whilst every other retard who fell for it has already realised their mistake.
>>77112604
I was talking about the guy betting on remain m8o, not about the referendum as a whole.
>>77112641
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
WOW JUST FUCKING WOW
>>77112789
The only way to stop mass immigration is open borders.
Really makes you think, huh?
>ICM poll expected within the hour
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/742372296069779456?lang=en-gb
>>77109898
Shit, he's switched into Hitler mode, good oration and 100% more syphilis will come to him now.
>>77112756
Jesus fucking christ, That is a man right?
There is no way a woman can have that facial structure...
>>77112967
w-what did he mean by this??
>>77112856
>prohibition doesnt work dude legalise weed lmao
>ban guns
leftists
>>77112856
nice cartoon profile pic you bloody autist
>Waiting till the markets close
It's happening
>>77113087
>anglo
>not autist
Looks like someone's not drinking the tap water!
>>77113087
I'm an Animator, mate. I drew it myself.
>>77112062
Literally cancer
>poll due in the next hour or so according to Britain Elects
The anon was right, they're waiting for the market to close
>>77113083
I saw some idiot I went to uni with saying that the US gov should ban guns and compensate gun owners for all of their guns... I had to resist the temptation to point out that it would cost literally trillions of dollars
>>77113136
Turns out Leave doesn't have a 10 point lead
It has a 20 point lead
>>77112856
k-keep me posted
Seriously though, I want to see how the conversation progresses.
It's going to be 60% for Leave lads I can feel it.
Some new Nige
>>77111854
Every time that cuck pipes, up, just put this on.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14lmtPP05DY
>>77113136
What's the meaning of this?
>>77113269
currency markets run 24/7 m8
why would they wait for them to close? delay speculative trading until the following morning? why?
If today's poll doesn't have a fair lead then I'll be sad for the rest of the day.
I don't like how emotionally invested I am in this.
>>77113410
>Another remain cuck visits /pol/
>>77113410
>all bookie leave odds shortening and remain odds drifting at same time
>waiting for markets to close
>ICM don't usually do this
Heavy Leave lead all but confirmed tbqhwy
>>77112752
TO
>>77113529
please this
>>77113183
You got a youtube channel or anything, lad? Interested to see your work.
>>77113498
Nah i'm leave lad that image was random.
>>77113529
All this hype I dunno if I can take it
We should probably give up as a nation if we remain desu senpai , national seppuku
>>77113619
B L A C K
>>77113624
>someone saved my edit
>same filename too
>>77113619
FUCKING
>>77113479
Polls can and have been wrong, only the 23rd will tell. If we do loose, never forget the feeling, EU is only going in one direction and the anti-EU sentiment will only grow.
>>77113136
Why?
>>77110767
Leftist crowd all beta male cucks with that vacant "teenager in love" grin and a decent amount of glasses every fucking time.
>>77113712
LEAF
>>77113712
LEAF
Well that explains why he's such a cuck.
Top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCmJLP7RPPg
>>77109799
here because American politics are too stressful lol>>77109799
the
polls in at 5pm probably
>>77113882
>Brexit
>Not stressful
Losing sleep over it
Saw some Remain lad claiming since the IRA bombing of Manchester the city has only received £450k from the UK government and hundreds of millions from the EU, that can't be right can it?
>>77113843
i cant believe you are like actually like legitimising racism and like thats so racist like are you a literal nazi
Lel
NASDAQ says there's a rumor that the icm poll shows a statistically significant lead for remain
http://m.nasdaq.com/article/beware-of-icm-brexit-poll-rumours-cm634472
>>77113882
>be american
>get shot
Pretty stressful desu
>>77113843
God Nigel's a cheeky cunt, gotta love him.
>>77113771
>>77113812
>a black fucking leaf
kek
>>77114071
That was on Fakebook and is true apparently
>>77113987
this desu
every night i go to sleep i run through the remain arguments i heard over the day and think about counters
>>77113987
I thought the polls were swinging heavily in your favor
As much as I want to see you all leave I will find the reactions amusing if Scotland makes you stay
>>77114109
Maybe we should book them all a one way flight to California eh?
>>77114167
surely they take more than 450k in tax annually?
>>77114109
Genocide when?
>>77114121
>Commissioned by the Guardian
rigged
it'll be using some sort of alternative question
>>77113771
>>77113812
DUDE WE WUZ NOT A FUCKING ARGUMENT LEAF N SHEITT LMAO
>>77114131
>get shot
>left uses you to further ruin this country
making me reeeee from beyond the grave
>>77114151
wew
God I want to cum all over Liz's perky tits.
So when's that new poll coming out, Britcucks
>>77114071
European development fund was quite significant for parts of the North and rural areas at one point...... so maybe.
The edf now prioritised shit-holes in eastern Europe for the past decade.
>>77114328
lad
>>77114179
I do the same with guns
>>77114208
>Heavily
Yeah, once. Most polls are a tug-of-war with a 1-2% difference. I'm praying the marxists of my generation are too lazy to vote.
>>77114267
something like
>do you feel that mutual co-operation is a good idea
>do you want to pull up the drawbridge and close ourselves to europe
>>77113987
google siivagunner
pick a video
chill
>>77111309
