WHY CAN'T MORE GRINGOS COME HERE TO REPOPULATE THIS ISLAND WHILE MOST MONKEY NATIVES LEAVE FOR FLORIDA? I WANT A QT GRINGA GF THAT CUTS ME AND HUMILLIATE ME FOR BEING A COLONY AND HAVING A SMALL PENIS.
Jesus christ shut the fuck up cuba.
>>77104213
Because you're a F A G G O T
And L A Z Y!
I want a latina gf
>>77104213
we really shouldn't have imported all those negroes in such a tiny island
Che Guevara fue un héroe, él no merecía morir
>>77104386
the Canary Islands?
>>77104213
>2016
>Not being gay
>>77104386
WE DON'T HAVE MANY BLACK BLOOD WE ARE 80% WHITE 20% NATIVE AMERICAN.
>>77104213
>tfw no qt gringa white goddess to humiliate me for being a mulatto and Puerto Rican
Just end it senpai
>>77104474
Stop lying to yourself John Betancourt, whites here at 40%, and natives died along time ago kiddo.
>>77104642
I DIDN'T SAID 80% OF THE POPULATION WAS WHITE I SAI MOST PEOPLE ARE 80% WHITE ALL NIGGERS ARE CUBAN OR DOMINICANS OR PEOPLE FROM LLORENS PUERTO RICO IS WHITE.
>>77104474
didn't we have sugar plantations in cuba and puerto rico? i think it was XVIII and XIX century mostly
>>77104386
Why did you let us take your clay?
>>77104807
I DON'T MIND RETURNING TO SPAIN. I WOULD LIKE A CUTE SPANISH GIRL TO PUT HER ASS IN MY FACE WHILE SHE FUCKS A SPANISH CHAD.
>>77104213
Hey kiddo. I think you should go back to red dit
>>77104807
Yes, the Spaniards had them until of course the Spanish-American war. But most slaves ships stopped coming around the early 1800's after the collapse of most of your empire.
>>77104853
You did, Philippines, Cuba, Guam, Puerto Rico etc...
>>77104968
Stop emberrasing us, John Betancourt.
>>77105061
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>77104213
because when I lived there:
1. there were protests about the phone company being sold to a for profit company and that for profit company laying off a third of the employees because they were basically no-show jobs
2. some dumbass got blown up on Vieques and then we had protests for a year outside Ft Buchanan demanding "Navy go home" even though no Navy was on a fucking Army base
3. because Condado beach is for faggots
4. During those protests about Vieques some asshole threw a big ass rock into the side of my Jeep. Fuck you man, I paid for that!
although some truly based things about Puerto Rico are
1. I fucked a woman I just met at El Morro watching the sun rise. Literally met, asked if she wanted to go for a walk, we went out to El Morro, I stood behind her, lifted up her skirt and fucked her. couldn't have been 15 fucking minutes since I met her.
2. The bars don't fucking close in Puerto Rico
3. Douglas Pub in Old San Juan. Holy shit did I have some good times in there.
>>77104213
Because your government is fucking awful and no one wants to deal with it.
>>77104853
because we had a shitty fleet, your army was much bigger and the locals hated us
>>77105068
that makes sense, napoleon fucked us up
>>77105162
I am going to come to that fucking island and I am going to beat the everloving shit out of you stupid faggot manlet spics
>>77105664
>Canada
>Doing anything
If you beat them they win
>>77105162
Never reply to me ever again unless youre contributing something
>>77105760
ok, we wont talk to you or your wife's son ever again.
>>77104213
Bro, are any houses or apartments available cheap on PR? Do the cops harrass you all day or leave you alone in general on your island?
I could move there and chill out, might even meet a latina QT and I speak pretty decent spanish if it's required.
>>77105717
If that's the case, they're going to win so much they're going to get sick of it. They're going to call me and say, "Oh Canada, we can't take it any more, we're winning too much! too much!" and they'll look up and shout, "save us" and I'll whisper "no"
>>77105664
>>77105760
Where's ya gold reserves?
>>77106077
Apartments are cheap, houses not so much. Some Cops are really good in that they gives us breaks if we speed or did a minor offence, a minority are more strict.
>>77104213
qts like men who can buy them things
pay debnts
>>77105275
>Based
>Sluts
Pick one
>>77106110
>>77105760
>>77105664
>>77105061
Don't ask me why, but these posts would be 75% less cancer if the flag was american. It's just... I can't take you leafs seriously at all, ever. sorry. It's just so funny
>>77106452
bruh,
Puerto rican women are fucking beautiful.
a woman that you would call a 10/10 here and would completely stand out in a crowd, just blends right in with the rest of the beautiful women on that island. beautiful women are everywhere, and they outnumber the guys. Its pretty good.
>>77106501
that's because you're a retarded cuck who literally lets memes think for him instead of doing it for yourself
puerto rico is okay, they ought to just become a state already though.
the crime there is terrible i hear but that can be fixed.
>>77104213
hows life there right now?
i was planning a vacation but since you guys are going broke i dont know how things are.
not like im gonna get raped or mugged since im 6'1 and 230 lbs but still. im looking for some big puerto rican ass.
>mfw puerto rican co worker is perfect
>except shes married
>im no degenerate so im just gonna go find me a qt puerto rican.
do puerto ricans even like mexicans?
>>77106501
That's funny, because I can't take a country that's only SIXTY PERCENT (((60%))) WHITE seriously
>>77105469
BUT IF YOU MOVE HERE WE CAN ELECT QT MILF GRINGAS TO FIX SHIT HERE.
>>77106922
as long as you tell them you are New Yorican and not Mexican, they will love you.
>>77104380
Oh wow, it's the spic Boxxy.
>>77107089
whats wrong with being mexican?
and
>anyone liking jew york
but why
>>77106922
ITS OKAY JUST DONT GET NEAR MOSQUITOS.
>>77106663
>Pic related
Some, but not most.
>>77106887
No Statehood, Independence please.
>>77106922
Life is like what Greece is right now, Puerto Ricans tend to like more gringos but are very welcoming to tourists and other latinos.
>>77106663
NO THEY ARE FAT SHITSKIN AT LEAST THERE ARE SOME GOOD LOOKING CHUBBY GRINGAS
How cute are the lolis?
>>77107327
MOST LOLIS ARE OBESE AND WITH GANGSTA PARENTS
>>77107242
pero es una isla, no estan en todos lados?
also where do you recommend me i go?
going to san juan first obviously, i heard also about the shine in the dark water too. where can i get some sloots to bang for a night easy?
>>77107327
The white and mostly white Puerto Rican lolis are the ones you want, not the blackish.
>>77107447
Go to San Juan, Caguas and Bayamon. Don't worry about mosquitos if you have OFF! In the San Juan night life, you can get some real sluts.
>>77106722
literally true tb.h, dubs even confirm.
>I think I need to lay off /pol/ for a while
>>77107070
Oi, you're the one to talk. Who takes Canada seriously, though? honest question. we could annex you right now and no-one would even notice, not even the Queen (TM) herself
>>77107447
GO TO EL YUNQUE AND CAMUY CAVES. I DONT KNOW ABOUT WHERE TO FIND SLUTS BECAUSE I AM A VIRGIN BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF SJW TYPE SLUTS IN RIO PIEDRAS, SPECIALLY DURING THE COLLEGE PERIOD ON THURSDAY. I DONT KNOW IF THE OTHER PUERTO ANON CAN CONFIRM.
>>77107401
Same as here then. How sad.
>>77107641
Cute. Would glance at in public and then shamefully avert my eyes.
>>77107673
>>77107641
oh do you guys use dollars or have your own currency?
thanks for the replies too. gonna help me plan a sweet trip.
anything else i should know about your island?
can i carry a knife? how do i pass as a local since im not wihite and im not gonna be carrying shit with me on plain sight.
>>77107933
oh i forgot
what is/ where is the best local food, one of you fags invite me for a traditional dinner and we can hang or some shit.
>>77107894
That is the life.
>>77107933
We use dollars, if you have an American accent they will let you off fine carrying a knife.
>>77104213
Move to America Juan Bobo
>>77107933
JUST DON'T HAVE A MUSTACHE DONT TALK IF YOU CANT IMITATE OUR ACCENT AND DON'T LOOK AMERINDIAN. IF YOU CAN TALK LIKE US TELLING YOU LIKE TO GET KEKED BY DOMINICANS WILL MAKE YOU LOOK 100% PUERTORICAN. WE USE DOLLAR.
>>77108187
BUT AMERICA IS FILLED WITH SHITSKIN I WANT ONLY WHITE GRINGAS AND JAPANESE QTS TO MOVE HERE.
>>77108162
Don't trust Mexican restaurants, the Italian and Puerto Ricnas ones are where most of the sluts go at night, and of course the food is fucking good.
>>77108311
There are already shitskins here in the coast. Those Dominicans are taking over
>>77107070
89%*
>>77108399
YEA I KNOW THAT'S WHY I WANT THEM TO LEAVE AND I HOPE TO GET WHITE SJW QTS THAT KICK MY BALLS FOR BEING A MALE AND CUKS ME WITH A BUTCH DYKE.
>>77107070
There are many puertoricans with 99% Spanish genes.
>>77104213
I'd be happy to fuck your women
>>77108553
HE IS TALKING ABOUT MERICA
>>77108188
>DONT TALK IF YOU CANT IMITATE OUR ACCENT
welp i guess ill stick to english and pretend to be american then.
what are my chances of getting a qt puerto rican gf and bringing her back to the states if im not white
>>77108544
>swj qt
I live in the u.s there is no such thing
>tfw Puerto Rican in NYC
Life is suffering
>>77104213
>voilent shithole full of shitskins
I wonder why...
>>77108734
Move to the south. It's better
>>77108660
I DONT KNOW I AM 25 AND I NEVER HAD A GF BUT I THINK YOU WILL DO WELL CONSIDERING A LOT OF QTS HERE DATE DOMINICOONS.
>>77108774
Same goes for you
>>77108819
London is white my friend
>>77108774
WHY CANT I HAVE A QT THAT LOOKS LIKE EMILY BLUNT LIFE IS SUFFER8NG.
>>77108793
yeah my co worker married a philipino. where do you live? ill come take a look around your shithole and eat at your local restaurants. my main thing when i travel is good food. i could care less about the beach.
>>77108819
>England isn't 89% white meme
>The murder rate in PR is 24 times higher than ours
Shut up Pedro
>>77108883
>that new mayor
Sure Londons white
>>77104213
Are you ready to be STATE'D?
>>77109084
We need to. It's the only way
>>77109020
BUT ITS MOSTLY DRUG RELATED AND SHITTY MENTALLY ILL FAMILY KILLING EACH OTHER. YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY MUCH IF YOU DONT BELONG TO THOSE GROUPS, UNLIKE BRITISH GETTING KEKED BY MUSLIMS
>>77109214
BE READY TO LOSE YOUR FLAG, FAG!
>>77108967
CAROLINA
>>77109084
Puerto Rico just keeps making really bad decisions on a grand basis.
what they really need is to become a state, and have all new leadership imported and run the state for 15 years. get the infrastructure fixed, the education system running, the business to return.
It can happen, you just need to remove the machismo and Boriqua Pride for 15 years.
PAY DENBTS.
>>77109459
Tell that to our shitty government
>>77109388
>CAROLINA
>thats where the airplane lands,
good. ill go to the childrens museum.
where are some cheap decent hotels? i dont want no tourist trap shit.
>>77104213
Don't worry, the Dominicans will annex your island and form an empire that covers the Caribbean. Agree?
>>77109604
I DONT FUCKING KNOW MAN I HAVENT BOUGHT A ROOM SINCE 5 YEARS AGO BUT ITHINK YOU SHOULD TRY "EL CONVENTO".
>>77109706
DELETE THIS
>>77109953
Why not?
>>77104213
I would come, but you're not a state.
Sorry, but as a gringo, I see exactly what's going on in the world. Whites are evil. Browns are innocent. Etc, etc...
No. I will not be ruled by browns ever again. Obama has thoroughly educated me.
SORRY FOR INVADING YOUR BOARD M8S BUT R9K WAS INVADED BY NORMIES AND IS NO LONGER A VIRGIN FRIENDLY BOARD.
>>77110164
BUT I WANT QTS TO RULE ME.
>>77109863
>find the bioluminescent tour
>Maximum weight is 210 pounds on the kayak
>im 230
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77110479
why dont you like purto rican women
>dat ass
hnnnnggggg
>>77109084
STATE all over us, papa burger
We had a referendum years ago that chose between status quo, independence, and statehood.
Statehood won, but it's up to Congress
>>77110611
BECAUSE THEY DONT LIE ME.
>>77111335
*LIKE
>>77111335
go to /fit/
disregard females, aquire gains.
sloots will come by themselves.
>>77104213
Because socialism.
It's a suckers' game, and only the stupidest of gringoes play it.
>>77111455
JOJO A SHIT COPY OF BASED KENSHIRO.
>>77111335
i feel you dude
what's with the cruise control, though?
>>77111335
Calm down. Don't be so concerned about girls. Wizardom is the ultimate way to enlightenment.
>>77111455
wrong pic
and why do they not like you but they like dominicans? i know youre arcanine but idk about blue poster 7kcyZpzw
any other tips/tricks about surviving in puerto rico? which areas should i avoid at all costs?
>>77111556
Them poses tho
>>77111591
BECAUSE NO QT
>be whiter than italians
>everybody thinks im german or russian, but im at >really am a first gen american, Caribbean spic
>both grandmothers being indigenous looking
>get dirty looks when i tell them I'm ethnically PR/DR
I inherited white privilege guys...
>>77112792
TYPICAL DOMINICAN THINKING HE IS WHITE. I BET YOU LOOK LIKE THAT ARGENTINIAN MAN THAT REMINDS PEOPLE.
>>77104213
Puerto Rico was a mistake.
>>77113445
I agree
>>77113625
>>77113445
Why does PR fail so hard? I still remember when Anthony Bourdain visited puerto rico on one of his episodes. And he asked for a pina colada, and the server mixes his drink with a can of Dole pineapple juice. He was absolutely disgusted.
I would be ashamed.
>>77113445
You want boipucy?
>>77104380
She seems qt
>tfw no gf
>>77113198
I get mistaken for an Italian here desu. I'm brown skinned and Dominicam btw, on vacation.
>>77113908
>Bourdain
He deserves it
All he does is sit and eat, at least Andrew Zimmern goes out of his way to give descriptions and imagery.
