This guy inadvertently admits to having blocked one of the exits from the Pulse club, from the OUTSIDE, inorder to save himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Agt0A1Fcrg&feature=youtu.be&t=250
a faggot acting selfishly? no way
>>77100292
I guess Fox found the Trump supporter
he did the math and said everyone inside is either a fag or an arab I'll take my chances
If I was related to one of the dead poofs I'd kick this faggot's head in. He should be arrested for that shit
>>77100292
Idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RZTR4eu3YM
>>77100292
Man this guy is going to get fucking lambasted big time when the social media rumours start taking off. "Probably shut the door and laughed as people were killed inside!"
>>77100292
the guy is a potato and will probably get sued
A face like that let's everyone down in the clutch to save himself? Shocking.
Good thing he's still alive to be able to pass-on all those top tier genetics he's hoarding.
>CARMELO SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR
What did he mean by this?
>>77100727
Kek
>>77101071
He's a faggot, there will be no passing on of genes
>>77100292
>>77100886
>>77101008
Guy deserves the shit he's going to get. How emotionally driven was he that his only thought was "I need to stop the bullets from walking out this door and hitting me"
>>77100886
report to the fbi .
Good
>>77101008
No, he's brown. This won't be news.
>>77100886
yep, sounds like the same guy,
Download these clips lads. TPTB will try to scrub them from history.
>>77100292
HOLD THE DOOR
>>77100292
>inorder to save himself:
how¿
>>77101477
LMAO
Fags die because they cant operate doors. Had the been in a closet everyone had made it out
Good thread op
>>77101477
Kek
>>77101570
Not letting shooter to go out and pursue him.
>>77101477
>>77101477
NICE MEME
>>77100292
>the bullet was sticking out of his jeans
Another sandy hoax?
>>77100292
From this day on this gentleman, I mean faggot, will be forever known as Gay 'Hold the Door' Hodor
>>77101477
hodor
>>they did it in GoT so it must be the right thing to do!
Can we jail this guy already?
>>77101477
>>77102016
..fuck
Isn't that that War Machine guy that /b/ trolled?
>>77100292
That wetback looks like he has Zika. Won't be surprised if retardation came out of his mouth.
I said this yesterday but I'll say it again.
>a homosexual blocking a passage
This is gold lmao fuck
>>77100393
First post, best post
>literally cockblocking
>>77102378
the first admission is at about 2:40
flat out admits that he and some tall guy held the door shut from the OUTSIDE though they could see people where trying to get out.
unfucking believable.
>Holding the door so fags can't escape
It's kinda hilarious and awesome, everyone should try it at least once
>implying he wasn't one of the 2 accomplices still at large
It was all a part of the plan.
>>77102495
Faggots gona fag
>>77102636
well played, pepe
>>77102636
Fucking kek
What a hero. He deserves a medal for his courage.
>>77102526
I'm with pepporoni boy. Until those 3 are found he's a primary suspect.
>>77102636
>wake up
>see this thread
>see this picture
Today is going to be a great day.
>>77100292
>i'm no hero
this guy needs to be publicly crucified. fucking asshole
This guy is probably the sole reason Omar's score was so high.
>>77101477
oh shit
>>77100292
>You don't know what to do until it happens
That's why you aren't a fag and learn some basic fucking risk management / survival tactics. The only possible reason for barricading the doors is to keep the shooter from killing him, he probably got everyone on the other side shot.
>>77102927
wonder if there was a stack of bodies piled up against the door there
will have to wait till they finally give more info
lot of shit about this incident doesnt add up.
like why wait 3hrs when there are dozens of wounded and dying people inside.
and how many hostages/victims got shot by the cops when they made the breach.
>>77100292
>I prayed there was nobody inside.
I hope this massive faggot goes to jail.
And he has the nerve to go on National TV?
Fucking waste of oxygen.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ddvwamk.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
JUST
>>77103116
Mega kek
>>77102636
(you)
>>77100292
Hodor.
>>77102636
ty anon
>>77103070
>like why wait 3hrs when there are dozens of wounded and dying people inside.
Because he told the cops that he had explosives. Good luck trying to convince the swat team to rush in when that's the case. The law enforcement values their own lives much higher than those of the people who were stuck inside.
This is the kind of person the shopping mall culture of modernity produces. no loyalty, no brotherhood, no solidarity with anyone. May survivor's guilt haunt him until he dies of AIDS
>>77100292
I don't understand, was he outside? Couldn't he have just run away?
>>77103070
Unfortunately police/government tend to hide inconvenient things about politically high status individuals. For example, war heroes that were really degenerates or not at all up to par with the official story.
I'm 99% sure that if his action directly led to the death of many people, they'll just brush it off as "he was confused and scared." The last thing you can do is charge this le survivor and esteemed member of the LGBTQ nobility with a crime.
>>77100292
It looks like he's reading a script.
>>77102636
jesus, lol
>>77102495
2:40 is a flat out confession, the tall man needs his life to be ruined too
>>77100292
Can anything be done to avoid this going under the radar?
>>77103460
you expect more from these people? most gays are the dumb blonde stereotype to a tee.
>>77100886
Just wanted to highlight this vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RZTR4eu3YM
its a recording of an eye witness that states there was someone outside holding the exit door shut.
ie: the guy in the OP.
>>77102636
>>77102378
>>77102016
>>77101477
>>77103783
im watching CNN and FOX atm.
neither are making any mention of this for atleast the last 2 hrs.
Why did he block the door?
Why didn't he just run once outside?
>>77102378
>>77103783
I doubt prosecutors will charge him for anything despite him very much getting more people killed. The families could sue him though.
>>77100292
How stupid do you have to be to go on fucking Fox and admit that shit?
Goddamnit gays
>>77103980
to stop the bullets from getting out??? god what don't you aussies understand
>>77103980
because most gays are stupid. like blonde stereotype level of stupid. Milo is like the only gay who is flamboyantly faggy yet not a fucking moron. Most who are flamboyantly faggy are dumb as fuck and only function to have sex.
>>77103801
>>77103783
Yeah, save all the vids were in for a good week lol
It's not ilegal to be retarded.
>>77103980
Because he is a batty bway and therefore lacks any sense of honor or loyalty to his fellow man.
>>77100292
bullets go through doors a lot easier than brick walls. what a dumb ass.
>>77100292
>hispanic
mexico we have a defective one we want to return
someone needs to take this fagg out.. he is just as guilty as the mudslime
>>77101477
MAGIC
So basically we have an illegal Mexican effectively helping ISIS terrorists murder people.
>>77100393
tbqh in that sort of situation 99% of you, (including me) would save yourselves too. you probably wouldn't even think about it, it's just survival instincts.
>>77102636
(You)
>>77101477
if i block this door will fags die?
>>77100292
He didn't want the killer to "come out"
See what I did there?
>>77104429
Kek I CC so I would finally get my chance to shoot someone "legally" on American soil.
Yes I am saying I'd stand up to a rampage shooter just because it's kinda fun to shoot down a 2 way range
>>77103460
I think it was.an enclosed patio/alley with only a hole in the fence for people to get out I think.
Everyone here talking shit about how he handled it probably have never been in a life and death situation before. I was once and the only reason I risked my own life was because the other guy involved was my best friend. If I were in a situation with a bunch of faggots that I didn't even know, itd be every man for himself and regardless how you feel about that sitting in you air conditioned room behind your computer, most of you would act the same.
He's a good man! I salute! Fags should be deported into africa and the wall with machine guns must be built around africa.
>>77104429
he was outside, which means he could run away. I get that in a life or death situation you don't think straight. But holding a door for a danger that's BEHIND you makes no sense, if the way forward is clean.
He could be even considered an accessory (if that's the correct term)
Just watched the vid again.
They say his name.
His name is Louis Berbano.
She says it at 00:10
>>77100292
10 counts of manslaughter sounds about right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
>>77104682
>His name is Louis Berbano.
Bersbano :DDDD
>>77104640
I didn't actually watch the video because I'm a lazy cunt.
If that's the case then fuck him.
>>77104682
>Louis Berbano
this him?
https://youtu.be/GMlpKHfnJyg
>>77100292
>>77100886
First youtuber to combine these two videos with some commentary about what is known so far will get 200k+ views.
My only way to DM Jim (Steam) is probably flooded all day, and Paul Watson is a little bit too associated with conspiracy theories for it to be right. Got any suggestions?
Correction.
Spelling is:
Luis Burbano
>>77104803
watch from minute 6 for the "fun" part
>>77104682
t. Alberto Berbano
>>77104616
To be so much of a hysterical faggot that you actively hold the door so other people will get killed just in case you might possibly get grazed is pretty much entirely unheard of. So no, pretty much no one in the history of ever has done that. It's like this homophile has never even played tag in his life. Of course this is 2016 so I shouldn't not surprised. Thanks nanny state.
>>77104803
>>77104876
sorry, i meant minute 4
>>77104875
>Pipe fitter
>DONG IL INDUSTRY
found the faggot
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3483499/
>>77104869
In response to the video, no shit, every gay is an aspiring actor.
>>77101477
my sides have crossed the atlantic
top fucking kek
someone made this connection already on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMlpKHfnJyg
>>77105157
Yeah a burnout loser i doubt it was some kind a drill, this guy helped so many people die
facebook.com
/public
/Luis-Burbano-III
(notice the Pulse logo)
>>77104616
>situation with a bunch of faggots that I didn't even know, itd be every man for himself and regardless how you feel about that sitting in you air conditioned room behind your computer, most of you would act the same
I have seen Leafs repeating that dumbshit statement at least 50 times since yesterday, Goddamn you pussy faggots are worse than internet hardmen.
>>77104797
kek :DDDDD
>>77104774
>Please I BEG YOU!
>Youre a gen-u-ine dick sucker
Holy fuck fits perfect.
>>77102636
>>77102378
>>77101987
Yes.
>>77105335
Yea, yea I'm sure you're a real fucking hero, bub. Watching too many animes
Reminder that the bouncer who was on duty at the time at the nightclub was female, lol.
Never trust women to defend you.
Here he is again
http://kstp.com/news/florida-nightclub-shooting-eyewitness/4166140/
>>77105013
Well I dunno man we weren't there and we're jumping to a lot of conclusions. It seemed to me that they were struggling to get out of the alley for reasons and he felt he'd die if he didn't shut the door. But yea without seeing the actual situation it's hard to say....
I hope all this attention whoring backfires on him.
>>77105787
he says he saw there where 20 people trying to get out, climbing over each other.
so he and some tall guy blocked the door and pushed it shut against them.
watch the complete video
>>77105659
Why even fucking bother?
>>77100292
dat face at 5:50
if this shit isn't faked, I wouldn't be surprise to see these guy committing sudoku soon. nigga caused the death of dozens of people without shooting a bullet.
>>77105659
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=155_1394115058
>>77105615
>I'm a dirty civilian who has never served his country
That's you right now. Not all of us are mapple addicted, limp wrist beavers. leaffag.
>>77105615
I may not be a hero but I sure as shit wouldn't actively prevent other people from escaping.
You do know that if you hold that door shut, the gunman could just shoot you through the door right?
>>77105891
I did. So there was a struggle to escape and he chose to save his life over those of strangers. Anyone who says they'd do otherwise on here is a liar or in denial.
>>77105787
watch the video in this post. The guy says there was someone holding the door preventing people to get out. And the audio gets imediately cut
>>77103801
>>77102636
>>77105787
>t. luis "hold the door and kill s'more" burbano
>>77100292
If he really did that he should be arrested.
>>77105926
>dat face at 5:50
4:50
>>77105659
>Gay bar
>female bouncer
>muslim shooter
Diversity at work.
>>77105969
>I fought for my Jewish overlord
>This makes me better than you
Just cuck your shit up famalam.
One of the guys killed worked on the Harry Potter ride in Orlando.
Do you think her ever gave one of the kids a magical ride all the way to Genital Hogwarts?
>this dumb faggot got the shooter the hiscore
I was surprised at how he managed to kill so many. I get that there were a lot of people in an enclosed space, but people don't just get shot willingly - it seems this guy made sure they had no choice.
>>77105978
Yea but panic and shit. Like I said before most people here have never been in a life or death situation. And if you ever are i can guarantee you that you won't act the way you think you would.
>>77106020
>holds the doors(which the shooter can shoot through)
>struggle
HE WAS ALREADY OUTISIDE
>>77102636
best smug since germanwings 4U9525
facebook.com
/luis.burbano.547
he has worked at Trump National Doral Miami
Pool Host · Miami, Florida
>>77106240
How do we factor in the assist modifier when tallying the points, -10% handicap?
>>77106321
Nigger they said they had a hard time getting out as it was an enclosed area. Fucken hell. This just proves my point that people are jumping to all kinds of conclusions.
>>77101477
fuckin ell
>>77106240
Some faggot blocked the exit door to save his faggot ass.
>>77106307
i would not condemn 20 people to die.
even if they are fags.
there was no overt risk to him at that point. the shooter was not in that area of the building.
with this action Luis and the other man basically signed the deaths of those inside.
>>77106307
you've been provided plenty of clues on how he was outside. He was safe and able to run away. Instead he stood there keeping the door shut FROM THE OUTSIDE while people inside banging on it
stop being an edgy retard.
>>77100292
What's to hate?
>>77106471
there was a hole in the fence. they where not locked into the alley.
the only people who where boxed in here, are the ones that they prevented from getting out of the club when they held shut the door from the outside.
>>77106451
i.4cdn.org/f/HighScoreHero2.swf
>>77106471
Are you going to keep arguing for this passive murderer?
Because he exercised ZERO common sense. If he was acting on instinct, he's a useless sociopath then.
>>77104603
I carry every day and it completely depends on the situation. If I have a clear shot and I can take the guy down... by all means. Although going up against an AR with my pistol is a gun battle is a terrible idea.
If I had the opportunity of flight over fight I would do that. Unless someone I cared about was there.
You have an idiot that prevented other people from escaping thereby dooming them and a lesbian bouncer who couldn't wrestle a teenager if her life depended on it.
And this is why you never want a faggot in a fox hole next to you.
>>77106451
>no kids is a bonus
Shit graph
>>77106307
Of course, still I and the majority of people would flee like mofuckas once outside. Panic doesn't make you think straight, but the thing this faggot did it's like the fucking opposite of instinct and common sense
>>77106149
Thats not the point, leaf. The point is, not all of us are coward, untrained, civilians. Like you.
>>77102636
put me in the reddit screencap
>>77100886
>>77100292
Is this why people thought there was two attackers?
>The Gay Community
Does anybody know if the woman bouncer survived?
>>77102636
My fucking sides are obliterated.
had no idea fruits had a fight-flight-block-the-door-response.
huh, really makes you think.
>>77106712
Common sense can be thrown out the window if you're not trained for a life or death situation, but the door thing was fucked up.
>>77100292
Gay people confirmed for being mentally challenged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K70wRs81QRY
>>77106707
Do links not work anymore or did I fuck that up?
>>>/f/3097579
Gays, like women, have no survival skills. That many people could swarm a single gunman. The door barricading probably got several people killed
Theme song
I'm a fag killer and I'm here to say:
You'd better get running if you are gay.
I may hate bitches and talk a lot of shit,
But hey motherfucker I'll never suck dick!
Hate fags - kill them all (x4)
Rather be stupid or a babbling fucking fool,
Then sitting around dreaming about another man's tool.
But don't worry faggot I'll kill you with class,
I'll clean my machete and stick it up your ass!
Hate fags - kill them all (x4)
America's hero is what I'd like to be -
Slitting their throats while they drink their boyfriends pee.
All I want to do is put my mind at ease;
By getting rid of the faggots and killing this disease!
Hate fags - kill them all (x4)
>>77107009
>Confirmed
It was confirmed long ago before Jews took the mental disorder off the books for PC reasons.
>>77106471
are you this guy's friend? do you know him? because you're grasping on mirrors just to defend this idiot
>>77104582
I knew we kept your country around for a reason.
>>77106800
If you were to be in a fag nightclub, why not just open fire in the general direction of the shooter? Anyone you hit in there deserve it anyway, and anyone you do hit would get blamed on the shooter.
>>77106934
Most likely due to the initial firefight between the police officer who was on-scene and the gunman
>>77106867
Armyfags always gotta remind everyone how they served.
And a Dutchfag of all people. Check out how your trained, supposedly non-coward armyfag bros conducted during the '90s. They had one job and did the exact opposite.
>>77102378
this needs to be spread.
will end his life in orlando.
when anyone hears that he was BLOCKING people from getting out....
>>77107149
>I'm not gay im just here incase a mass shooting breaks out, I swear!
>>77100886
HOLD THE DOOR
>>77101477
I don't get it
>>77107442
tall guy?
>>77107058
Better version imo
:Im the best muslim in the world,no one can compare
I follow the Quran and pray 5 times daily
I might beat up my wife and be illterate
But hey infidels at least I'm not a homo
I hate fags,gotta kill them all
The Quran tells me so
I hate fags,ohhh I hated them since I was raped by daddy(x2)
I hate fags and love the Quran
Proud Democrat!!!!!!
I hate fags....
(Tune of Pokemon theme song)
I'm willing to bet that the tall guy he was talking about was Sam Hyde.
>>77100393
fpbp.
Who would have thought that gays are cowards?
>>77107442
sam hyde what are you doing stop that
>>77107464
Looks like it's from some series teenage girls and basement dwellers like
>>77106240
Enclosed area. Gun with good penetration, high capacity + tight crowds. One bullet will pass through multiple people. People who ran into bathrooms were then shot down. Police waited hours before attacking. In that time he could pick off anyone wounded or he found hiding.
>>77100292
He thinks that black lives matter and not all lives matter.
>>77107375
here are the most relevant videos so far, especially the third one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Agt0A1Fcrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RZTR4eu3YM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuGSZAF-gWg
Copy past this shit EVERYWHERE
>>77100292
i say guilty as fuck look at that face
>>77100292
This is the face of leftism. They get placed in such a situation and it's every man/woman/faggot/lesbo/tranny for themselves. They're cowardly, selfish, and weak.
A normal person would use their numbers to overwhelm the enemy, even if they know some of them will die.
Remember this day, for when the time comes. Use their weaknesses against them.
>>77107695
This plus: three solid hours with heavily intoxicated prey. I am certain that some people didn't realize that it wasn't a sound effect.
>>77107761
I thought he would have realized that first time he told the story that what he did was a friggin crime.
apparently not. ah well, let the lawsuits roll in.
>>77107209
I know, we did great. I wish we did more false flagging like that during Sebrenica.
We helped eradicate 7000 muzzie scum. How is that bad? You should thanks us, frankly, Serbija.
>>77107388
Best excuse ever.
The guys attention whoring is damning him.
He's doing interviews with anyone he can, telling them the same damning story.
I see suicide in his future or he will become an even bigger attention whore and do reality tv and shit.
>>77107561
>>77107484
hydes like 5'8
>>77108034
i wonder on which boards we could try to spread it
>>77100292
this is turning into a shitstorm.
tinfoils thinking there are several perpetrators involved. turns out to be a faggot trapping his fellow fags in a death furnace.
oh the irony, oh life.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-13/multiple-suspects-loose-orlando-why-media-blackout-eyewitness-accounts
>>77107375
but maybe..... they didn't want to come out
>holds the door
For what fucking purpose the guy already got outside it was only a matter of running to safe-
>it was an exit to an enclosed patio
But they clearly mention a hole in a fence one can go through
So this faggot was just a fucking retard. Everything checks out. Hope he commits suicide once this gains traction.
>hurr don't be an internet tuff guy, you would have done the same
If I managed to escape from a chaotic active shooter situation, I wouldn't just hang around near one of the exits, I would run away. What was this fool thinking? He was trying to be a hero in the most nonsensical and backwards ways possible.
>>77100292
RARE PEPE OC INCOMING
>>77102636
>>77108437
Enclosed patio or not, I'm sure people would rather take their chances with
>a fucking fence
as opposed to an AR.
>>77102636
holy shit i was not alone
>>77108489
Can I save this?
>>77108190
>>77108625
You may. but please do not share with normies, ok?
>>77108667
>Pawtucket
shitty
he mentioned another random guy was helping him to hold the door aswell.
It sounds like a dumb and dumber faggot edition
>>77102636
NIGGAH BAR THE DOOR.
THE GUNMAN IS STILL INSIDE.
>>77102636
KEK well done pepe!
>>77102636
wew lad
>>77108714
You have my word
>>77108765
>we heard people slamming on the door and screaming to open up. i pray, i pray it wasn't anybody want to get out.
you can't outkek that faggot.
>>77108765
if the "Other guy" was really an accomplice of the shooter.
>>77108939
>i pray, i pray it wasn't anybody want to get out.
oh, he prayed, everything is forgiven.
>>77100292
>Megyn Smelly
Yeah, not watching. Thanks.
>>77107761
I have to download these vids now, It's inevitable that stuff like this will get (((shut down))).
>he panicked and blocked the door
No. unacceptable. Me, my father and mother were involved in the westroads mall shooting and no one was blocking doors. preventing other people is unacceptable
>>77102636
top kek
>>77100292
yfw he was one of the other rumored shooters.
>>77100292
You are now aware that it is a crime to block an emergency exit.
See: Triangle Shirtwaist Disaster
>>77102636
hodor?
>>77109070
They're STILL paying Crisis Actors to pretend that's real?!
>>77109070
it's somewhat acceptable when you're in a dead-end yourself, like a bathroom-stall or something.
but when you're OUTSIDE and others want to get out too? come on.
>>77100292
This is such a great example of cruel to be kind: these modern people think that self-discipline and disciplining kids are bad, they have a distorted view of cruelty, but the small pain prevents the larger, and this guy, who I'm sure is very gentle in life, becomes cruel in an emergency. This is the sort of guy who bans dodgeball and recess because one skinned knee is too many, but then he keeps the door shut on his friends as they die.
>>77104550
underrated
>>77100292
>has his fucking headphones on during an interview
>>77104682
Luis Burbano you fucking idiot. It's literally on the screen the whole video.
>>77103116
Well played
>>77109364
i thought he was on skype or somwthing and that helped to prevent background noises
>>77107149
If he were hanging around in a fag nightclub to begin with he probably wouldn't CC
>>77108667
I'm glad to know Sam Hyde is sufficiently civicly minded to be an organ donor.
>>77109278
To this point, we need a phrase or byword for this.
This is a key phenomenon.
This is the SJW mask slipping off the face of a coward who hurts others.
This is potentially the key to the whole thing, a concrete illustration of why it is not good for everybody to become soft, of safe spaces being incubators for monsters.
>>77109407
no, the name is not in the frame even once in that video.
>be drunk as fuck
>probably also be high on god knows what
>in full panic mode because some crazy shitskin has just started killing everyone
>people expect you to act rationally and selflessly
>>77109670
Intoxication is never an excuse.
>>77105969
Look at the rifle dropper criticizing someone else irony.
>>77104429
I'd be running my ass off fucking gone.
Why would the shooter come outside and chase me down when he's got a nightclub full of gays to shoot?
>>77109670
>left wing retards ever acting rationally and selflessly
>>77109670
you don't stop running away in panic mode
you don't turn around in panic mode
you don't work together with another person in panic mode
you don't shut an emergency-exit in panic mode
you run the fuck away as fast and as far as possible in panic mode.
>>77109670
irrationality would have made walk on people in front of him, not standing there, preventing people behind to escape.
he was out, he was free to reach the fence (with 20 other prople). He decided to hold the door behind him
wanna know why? because he thought: " we're already crowded in here and the fence is small. If more people come out we will all die
He was completely aware
>>77109670
>be drunk on my porch
>some random bitch breaks into my place
>rape her into submission in self-defense
>it's ok because i was drunk
Britain, you're genial
That man a muslim too?
>>77109914
>he was out, he was free to reach the fence (with 20 other prople)
no, you misheard.
he was outside with 2 other people ONLY.
his friend, a tall guy.
his friend apparently was not condition to hold the door. so he held it with the tall guy.
the "20 other people" he refers to are the people that he saw INSIDE climbing over each other trying to get to the door.
right before he slammed it shut in their face, and ignored their screams.
there where only 3 people outside. including him.
San Bernardino shooters were helped by a hispanic too.
>>77104137
Ever meet Frankie Grande? He walks and talks queer as they come but he's one whipcrack smart motherfucker
