hello lads
is it even worth watching qanda tonight? do i really wanna watch this sickly looking cunt talk about homo rights and handouts for the poor for an hour?
Was the project on tonight?
I don't watch that shit, but I still take an interest in the cuck propaganda on our tvs.
>>77094540
havent seen any vids of waleed aly shared on fb yet so i assume he didnt say anything interesting or enraging
I'll be watching qanda tonight, gonna see some classic Bill Shorten zingers.
>>77094758
bill shorten is like that gay cunt who gets roasted then comes up with a comeback the next day
>>77094949
>Hey Bill, the ocean called: they're running out of shrimp
Labor announced their NBN policy today so I'm looking forward to Turnbull getting roasted for an hour
WHERE IS ME QANDA THREAD?
>>77096946
You're in it
>>77096946
bingoqt must be missing in action, thread's never usually this late
>>77094336
What should we expect from this mudslime-loving cuck if Pulse is mentioned in the same sentence as islamic terrorism?
>>77097019
>bingoqt
How do we know she is a female? Has there ever been any evidence?
I remember when I had to go to The Joan for a school excursion where we got to see a stage adaptation of Robinson Crusoe. Afterwards we went down to the river and then the bus drove us back to school. That's the end of my shitty and barely relevant anecdote.
>>77094715
The editing department still needs to apply the rainbow filter he will be speaking through.
>>77097076
I prefer to just believe
>>77097136
ITS STARTING
>>77097076
Guys can be qt too
>thats a good question
>starts talking about something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT in the most stilted, scripted manner.
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE PLEASE EUTHANISE HIM! HOW DID THE ALP APPROVE THIS? DO THEY EVEN KNOW?
I think this is the qanda thread tonight boys.
>>77097136
I'm like 10 minutes away from there. Should have known he was coming.
Shorten getting the faggotry out of the way from the get-go
>tfw you are waiting to make another sale on ebay so you can get some money in your paypal to go and buy some food with
....say it with me faggot, 'terrorism.. I-S-A-M-I-C terrorism'.
But really, is it this douche bag talking all night? where are the rest of the panel.. fucking leftwing ABC.
>>77097231
Say it with me: Prime Minister Bill Shorten.
Shorten
Jasun What Is Ur First Name? Thank you Jason
> nailed it
> so relatable
Shorten insulted the God Emperor, expect bad things to happen to him.
>>77097231
Its like he has negative charisma, the way he phrases everything sounds so canned and insincere
This cunt Shorten was bagging Trump (again) earlier.
Tones is going all in tonight
this seems like a meme episode
i dont know if i could be bothered to watch it 2bh pham
>>77097322
Mate I want him to win too, ALP are my number 3 vote, but holy shit. Why did they think this is a good idea?
>>77097327
Shorten's got the biggest tits there.
>>77097327
One on the right looks like Hex. I fingered her in a nightclub once
So do the Libs get a full night of Qanda?
>>77096689
Penrith ended up with the "good" NBN for some reason and was one of the first places in the state to get it despite being inhabited by derros who thought the terminator box would lower the value of their house.
>>77097261
Yeah I would have gone along with a fedora and coat if I knew it was going to be there this week.
>>77097421
shit I missed it. Only tuned in 5 minutes ago, what else did I miss?
Have they mentioned Orlando and Islam yet?
WHY ISN'T HE TALKING ABOUT NEGATIVE GEARING? BILL! EARTH TO BILL! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SAVINGS BECAUSE YOU'LL STOP TAXPAYER SUBSIDY OF PEOPLE'S 2ND, 3rd and TENTH HOUSE
>>77094336
Why does Shorty always look like he just took a wet shit in his $700 suit.
>>77097540
Who cares. Q&A is bias as fuck, they'll just get grilled non stop by the "bipartisan" audience
>>77097557
Shorten did some carefully prepared speech about how we have to be nice to gay people at the start
>>77097554
Same shit's happening all over the country mate, Mandurah got FTTP years ago and that town is an absolute shithole chock full of derro cunts that have to idea what optical fibre is
seems like NBN Co are prioritising areas by the amount of welfare recipients
>>77097653
Kek, found you p.
>>77097540
Probably, assuming they want it
>>77097540
Story goes that Turnbull declined his own QandA episode.
Wow Bill BTFO that guy.
The TOUGH decisions though, are to CUT FUDNING FOR SCHOOL CHAPLINS AND PRIVATE SCHOOLS FUCK THEM GIVE US THE REAL GONSKI!
>that question
wew
lad
Microscopic Shorten dodging questions! Tony keeping him straight. Very racist! #MakeAustraliaGreatAgain
>>77097557
Yes it was one of the first things Bill mentioned.
>>77097688
I was under the assumption that they gave it to people in marginal electorates. Somehow the Adelaide Hills ended up with it despite it being Alexander Downer's old seat, however so I don't really understand their reasoning.
>>77097961
With the exception of a few regional areas which were test runs and Tasmania, NBN rollout was a literal lottery. Like balls with postcodes in a cage lottery.
reckon some of these questions are planted?
I have had me FTTP NBN for almost two weeks now mates.
It is heaven.
For fuck's sake who's in charge of manning the twitter feed tonight
complete shit cunt
>>77097554
>>77097688
I live in Gillard's electorate, and we're one of the last in the country to be getting it. I'm pretty sure it's going to marginal electorates first, and the safe seats get fucked over like usual.
Anyone know who they're voting for? Apart from the big three, I only have Australia First and Rise Up Australia in my seat; so I'll vote for one of those two.
>Had that $3.4 billion figure ready to go.
>Freeway comaprison
Holy shit I take back everything, Bill is dominating!
>>77098174
<20% of australians covered by NBN
MORE THAN ADEQUATE
O
R
E
T
H
A
N
A
D
E
Q
U
A
T
E
>gift question
Holy shit Bill's got a hardon for that girl.
>>77098120
Questions usually have to be submitted by midday on the day of filming. Then the Q&A team pick 15 questions that people might get to ask on the show. Every question is well known before the show goes to air.
eh pretty boring one tonight m8s do you think any good bantz will happen tonight?
You need university to be talented, guys, this girl is our future.
>>77098416
Bill Shorten was CLEARED of rape. Daily reminder, he is not a rapist.
Lads, Bill Shorten is the PM we need.
Vote Labor, or at least preference the Coalition last!
>>77098513
>do you think any good bantz will happen tonight?
Only from my posts in this thread m8.
>>77098151
lucky cunt
still stuck on ADSL1 here
life is hell
>>77098120
The entire program is scripted more or less.
>>77098197
I live in Macquarie where this episode is taking place and I plan on writing "TRUMP" at the bottom of my ballot paper.
You can check which cunts are running on this site:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates/
>>77098593
>ADSL1
I literally don't even know what that is. It sounds shitty though.
>Business owner trying to take credit for shit.
>>77098513
>eh pretty boring one tonight m8s do you think any good bantz will happen tonight?
soon i'll be snoring.
>>77098670
I get max 4Mbps and I can't take a speedtest due to latency errors
Please help
>>77098754
max 3 Mbps here, I pay for an ADSL2+ service and this is the best these shitcunts can do
>>77098670
basically a step above dial up
>>77098816
How many kilometres away from the telephone exchange are you?
>>77098816
Yeah but Abbott says you'll only use internet for porn.
>>77098816
my upload speed is too shit to upload a wojak so just imagine wojak
i know that feel
>>77098891
and netflix!!!!
dont forget the netflix!!!!
>>77098754
>>77098816
5 down, 0.3 up here
>I'd like to tell you what you want to hear, but that's not leadership
Take notes Trump.
>>77098873
About three kilometres, closest pillar is more than a kilometre away so I'm well aware of the garbage copper line I've got
likely 3 is the best I'll ever get here
>>77098925
can't even stream porn desu, thanks tones
Bill Shorten is getting annoyed at Tony Jones's constant interruptions.
>>77098978
>Take notes Trump
How not to do it.
planted bank stooge detected
>>77099030
You would just spend all your money on cam girls.
>>77099057
Trump literally. LITERALLY stands up and says that everyone will be so rich and win so much when he's President. It's pure delusion and I can't believe anyone believes him.
Also BANKS BTFO
Where is the q and a bingo thread?
>>77099030
i can't stream any video
;_;
>>77097295
What are you selling? I'll buy something to help out a fellow /pol/fag
>>77098754
What speed does your current plan state you'll have?
I'm on 4Mbps, and FTTN is available in my area, but because my mum is a die hard labour supporter, she refuses to sign up for it out of spite, and will not sign up for it until FTTH becomes available.
NU MALE
>>77098816
I'm in Collingwood, Melbourne. The suburb isnt even serviced by NBN
>>77099132
Trump creates a climate of optimism which becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy m8.
That is why Reagan was such a good president. It is only people who don't understand the value of optimism who say things like "he is an actor".
You poofter.
Was that guy a special ALP plant or has he genuinely not heard about labor's negative gearing policy? Bill's gunna take this one to the moon.
>>77099309
He's quite the theatrical one, and I love his fur coat.
Maybe if he didn't spend all his money on fur coats he could afford a house.
>>77099196
>What are you selling?
mtg cards m80.
>>77099196
>I'll buy something to help out a fellow /pol/fag
That is kind of you to offer m8, but I can't have my real identity connected to my shitposting here.
>>77098816
ADSL2+, 3km from the exchange, you should be getting close to 15-18Mbps down, unless the copper is utterly fucked.
>>7709947
Link
>>77099439
>>77099196
Oh shame, I would buy magic cards to help you out, I am building 3 decks :(
>>77099488
Knowing telstra... the copper is most likely fucked
>>77099488
I'd kill someone for speeds like that
Given Telstra's track record on remediation I'd be inclined to think the copper line's been busted to fuck somewhere along the line
>>77099132
>>77099339
>implying this part of the campaign is about being the biggest media whore and drumming up the most bullshit.
He's nailed that. This isnt about making policy, this is about being popular.
His ability to so deftly corral the masses is what makes me think he's got the smarts to be a good president.
Shillary can't even keep her shit together at this point, hows she gonna handle an entire planet shitposting her at once. The Iron Lady, she is not.
cunts
>>77099588
Hack your neighbour's wi-fi and use that instead. I did it only to find out that he had shittier speeds than me.
>>77099254
24Mbps ;w;
>>77099339
That is by far the most emotional argument of all time. That countries simply FEEL their way to success. Now it's be fine if he was like Bhutan and was openly saying they were aiming for Gross Domestic Happiness, but he's not. He's saying everyone will be so rich. And their airports "like you wouldn't believe" and a military "so powerful" and he think he'll pay for it just by renegotiating some military alliances. It's delusional and when he becomes President his support base will quickly erode as reality sets in and the entire country will destabilise.
>>77099652
>>77099652
pay debts.
where is the bingo thread
>>77099696
>the entire country will destabilise
You are a clown and a cunt and an absolute poofter.
>>77099652
debt monkey
>>77099709
Toughest question of the night. This dodging is intense.
>>77097327
Fuck me, he's got the biggest tits.
When the fuck's Splinter the rat gonna get his question in?
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/news/splinter-the-rat-decides-the-fate-of-the-nation/news-story/2106f001d44e1f48f2f428f1f9c166b9
>>77094336
>giving abos autonomy
Great idea! They'll genocide themselves within the month.
why is this thread so dead compared to every other week
Holy shit did Bill give the perfect answer? Fuck I jsut would've said it was an invasion but now every 'muh heritage' cunt is going to identfy with his made up convict story!
Posting in epic thread
>Le abolorigidigigonals are human meme
Make it stop
>>77100109
It wasn't formatted in the normal way, I hope bingoanon is okay
>>77100045
get out of here clem you lazy cunt
Why is Tony so antsy tonight?
WE WUZ CONVICTS AND SHIT
>>77100109
because its literally one cunt on the panel which most of the aussies that browse /pol/ wont be voting for
>>77097421
Them titties
Fucking idiot just needs to give everyone the same shit regardless of race. The more the pay and services are different the more segregation.
Abos get everything, free uni, more gimmedats, interest free loans etc.
Paulene made a list of all the differences.
>>77100248
Tony gets like this when the public's questions are soft and allow the politician to read out their policy positions. Some of these questions have given Bill a platform and Tony has to make him squirm.
this commie faggot with buses
WHAT THE FUCK? BUSSES?
NO ONE IS GOING TO CATCH A FUCKING BIG VAN! TRAINS FOR LIFE FUCK BUSES.
t. spent 2 hours on a bus today.
Buses are fucking shit. Catching the bus regularly is what inspired me to learn to drive.
THERE'S A FUCKING TRAIN BETWEEN PENRITH AND PARRAMATTA REEEEEE!!
>>77098361
a discussion of the technology, not the deployment of it.
>>77100502
But think about it this way
they're still abos
nothing in life can ever make up for that
There are trains every 15 minutes or so from Penrith to Parra all day. I don't understand why the hell you'd want a cramped and stinky bus instead.
>>77098533
Shitlord.
>>77100919
Oh well in that case lets whip out the abo-brand myxomatosis and be done with it.
>>77099488
at 3km from the exchange 8Mbps down is good.
sync speeds decrease the further you are from the exchange.
How much of Austria is actually liveable?
How come it only has like 1/2 the population of the UK?
Why is New Zealand a separate country?
Where do abos come from?
>>77101012
CHINESE BASTARDS
>>77101274
You're clearly connected to the internet achmed, why don't you look it up yourself you daft pommy cunt.
>>77101274
1. fuck all
2. inhospitable desert
3. The Maori and the treaty of Waitangi made it so NZ became separate from New South Wales.
4. Southern India apparently.
>FTTN starts being built in my area before the end of the year
>probably won't get switched to FTTP before then if labor gets in
JUST
I guess I'll vote Liberal to the detriment of everyone else
>>77101274
>How much of Austria is actually liveable?
A vanishingly thin strip around the coast
the rest is some mad max shit
>>77101274
>How much of Austria is actually liveable?
not much the middle is a fucking desert
>How come it only has like 1/2 the population of the UK?
unless you can terraform a desert it's full cunt
>Why is New Zealand a separate country?
it's basically our bitch anyway
>Where do abos come from?
i dunno but they only have sticks as inventions
![yqVDQ9t[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/K2mkqTP.png "yqVDQ9t[1].png")
>>77101274
2% of the population lives in the yellow bit of this map
Much of inland Australia is so hot, dry and remote its almost uninhabitable
Shorten is getting pissed off at Jones's interruptions again! Phwoar!
>Pauline Hanson mentioned
>Cameraman immediately does a close-up on a darkie
>>77101228
I was once on ADSL2+, there was a tophat at the end of my street that I was connected to and was getting about 20Mbps, the exchange was 7km away!
We went to optus, and went down 4Mbps, now we're back with Telstra but because there "aren't any ports left" at the node, we're back to 4Mbps, but it's still possible to get close to 1MB/s downstream if you're connected to a node with a tophat, even at long distances.
muh wommenz
>>77101625 >>77101496 >>77101484 >>77101391
>australia is 95% wasteland
Why don't you move to England's glorious countryside?
>>77101822
New Zealanders can move to Wales too
>>77101822
Too many muzzies
>>77097510Your a filthy liar and im jealous
>>77101822
oh gee why don't I just shit money out of my golden arse
>>77101822
i don't want to be raped by islam
>>77101861 >>77101896
They're mostly just pussies though
>>77100109
All the normalshits are out drinking beer and watching fireworks displays.
Muh pay gap
>>77101954
still not looking good for the motherland with you electing a muslim and all
Wage gap is a bullshit myth you stupid cunt.
>pay gap
Oh boy here we go
>>77094336
shes pretty qt
>>77099334
wtf i've been on the nbn for 2 years now
This poor girl has been brainwashed to think this shit she is spouting, its tragic
>MUHWAGEGAP
>>77102071
Just avoid >>diverse<< counties
>>77102120
I've had NBN since the 90s. :DDD
>>77102130
She's just a greedy cunt who wants more money.
>>77102071
DELETE THIS
>>77102092
She's young and hasn't figured it out that when she gets her first job at the local ice creams hot she'll be covered by the union award wage which pays the same as both. Bill addressed it perfectly by pointing out that it's feminised industries that get lower wages (eg. Veterinarians (mostly chicks) get like $50k a year whereas human doctors (still mostly blokes) get more like $250k a year.
All unionised jobs have no gender pay gap and Bill should talk about that.
>>77101763
the tophat had the dslam for you when you were getting 20Mbps, not the exchange.
>50% of our MP's will be women by 2020,
Quick Bowen, tuck that cock in between your legs, we need to deliver on our promises
prepbull next week
Hey hey, Turnbull actually showing up to Q&A for once
Should be a good time
>>77102429
Are trannies better politicians then women?
They certainly pass as females to those who care about quotas
>>77094336
shittiest episode
Goodnight lads
HOLY SHIT
http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-shock-poll-result-for-kelly-odwyer-higgins-looms-as-indi-of-2016-20160613-gphv3z#ixzz4BSfz4XMF
>Muh $6000 toaster bitch looking liekly to lose!
one less female MP!
Duncan Storrer vindicated!
>>77094336
I would love if no one had any questions for him, but no doubt someone will always ask why aren't you doing """more""", he is always too proud that he remembers his lines well enough to weave an answer.
What the fuck am I watching?
>>77102706
The show is over dude and Bill did way better than my extremely low expectations.
>>77102071
>>77102092
>>77102105
>>77102113
>>77102130
>>77102203
>>77102289
What did she look like?
only overheard the question when i was in the other room?
was she wearing the problematic glasses?
Wouldn't you feel better knowing Builder Bill was our PM instead of Millionaire Mal?
>>77102854
suzie q?
>>77103016
>was she wearing the problematic glasses?
no glasses. just your average cute teen.
>>77103173
err screencap?
>>77103016
No she wasn't. She looked like a typical upper middle class retarded feminist.
>>77103247
>people consider this cute
>>77103461
Probably because she is cute
>>77103482
That's a 6 at best mate. Maybe a 5.5
>>77103247
What exactly did she ask and what was the reply, please inform me and all of us. Thank you my friend.
>>77103608
Out of 6?
>>77102690
hey thats my district
I don't want her to be my MP anymore but I also can't stand the greens
probably just gonna donkey
>>77103247
she looks like a typical aussie 3rd waver
theres no warning colouration going on but there is definitely a clem ford aesthetic about her
>>77103247
those pimples really make me feel angry for some reason
>>77103645
I think British girls have really lowered your standards
>>77103608
japan proxy has the right idea
>>77103645
>>77103761
desu
>>77103630
She asked some shit about the pay gap and Rapey Bill gave her a look of lust and informed her how she could earn some extra cash after the programme finished.
The full transcript will be out tomorrow in case you're interested in what was actually said.
>>77103792
>Proxy
Yeah because it's so hard to get a job in Japan m8
>>77103247
this is just a bad screen cap right?
>>77103864
The only job openings are english teacher or token white guy
have you guys seen P A U L I N E ' S latest video?
the absolute mad(wo)man straight up said no more muzzies allowed
>>77103924
yeah. it takes a point off of her.
>>77103958
Right, and those are easy jobs to get
>>77103986
please explain
>>77103682
Hop aboard the Justice Bus
>>77103924
Yeah she was in motion at the time and that was the best I could get considering we'd finished. If you wanted to get a good shot of her you'd get her full name and stalk her on FB and Instagram etc.
>>77104115
I can't like in Japan. Living spaces are too small and when I was there people were all so... sedate
>>77104212
Animal Justice Party? i dont care about any animals apart from my dog
>>77104154
>tfw she gets elected into the senate
i cant wait for more please explains
her presence alone will trigger so many people
>>77103924
dont worry some feminist rag will do a write up on her being brave then you can stalk her on facebergy
how do we stop bogans from breeding
>>77104578
>>77104220
kekebook /abcqanda/videos/10153481894581831/
found it
>>77104810
If she tied her hair back she'd be perfect
>>77105040
she's kind of chubby
>>77105085
Doesn't look that chubby from her face, but weight can always be lost
>>77104500
fuck the animal party
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/higg/
If you're in Higgins like you said you were, you have a Derryn Hinch Justice Party candidate running in your electorate
who /basedQLD/ here?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-12/vote-compass-right-left-leaning-electorates/7501092
>>77105652
have a disappointed british QT qt to match your disappointed australian QandA qt
>>77105730
Albeit a different kind of cute, don't want any more of you rolf harrises coming over here
fuck, did i miss it?
>>77105730
wasn't this girl based?
>>77105441
literally who?
>>77105993
She took the red pill
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=girl+brexit
>>77097510
Hex?
>>77097510
>>77106265
>fingerex hex
>his ID is hax
>>77106229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUWWAWafCuE
god bless her, so fucking based
>>77106214
kid this is an 18+ board
>>77107142
yeah fuck off cunt. im not voting for your party
>>77099839
Just to re-cap - insults: 3 counter-arguments: 0
>>77108102
Why would you need counter arguments when there aren't any arguments to counter?
So am I the only one that thought he sucked? Reddit are talking as though he had a GOAT performance and from skimming this thread some others agree.
Literally every question was responded to with a stump speech talking about the broader big issues.
Also keked at the abos question. Its not a disgrace that abos don't go to university and get good jobs. They're just low IQ.
>Bill Shorten.
>PM.
Its like you want our country to go to shit.
>>77101822
>Not France countryside.
>>77102854
Barnaby breaking the speed limit and acting like a Galah cunt
>>77110205
English countryside is best countryside
>>77106505
I'd tap that, nothing better than redpill pussy my friends.
