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Why is America the only country that rigorously drug tests for every job, even fast food?
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I reported a FedEx guy to the company for smoking weed in their trucks simply because every stoner I've known has been a fuck up. Did him a favor.
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>>77085002
Because there is no other way to fire people anymore
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>>77085002
I worked as an enrollment counselor for a major Christian university and was never tested. Restaurant jobs also never test.
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>>77085103
"wow smoking that plant might ruin your life, here let me help you out by ruining your life"
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>>77085002
Liability regulation and tort laws. Thanks, government!
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>>77085185
give up a nasty habit. get a new job. upgraded his life.
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Because if you don't have the self control to not do drugs for the amount of time it takes to pass a drug test you are probably a waste of human life.
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>>77085002
government makes them
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>>77085185
"I have no self control and must be intoxicated at all times."
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>>77085300
Wow, that's admirable. You changed his whole life around, didn't you?
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>>77085103
kek the look on their faces when they get fired or told their piss came back pos is fucking gold
>>77085185
shouldn't be a stupid dope smoking perma fried faggot because one shitty dead end job shouldn't ruin your life should be able to find another dead end job unless your brain is so fucking toast you can't function without someone holding your hand all day
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>>77085103
>smoking weed while driving

Disgusting.
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>>77085002
because America generally has horrible hiring standards and practices across the board so this is an easy way to choose between applicants.
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>>77085368
Driving delivery trucks is a decent job
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>>77085002

Because fun is not allowed.

>>77085103

>be me
>adult human being
>have to work at fedex, my life is already fucked
>at least i can mellow this deep depression that is bringing me to suicide with weed
>get reported
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>>77085314
It has been over a year since I last smoked and I still can't pass a piss test. 180lb 6'0
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>>77085472
day hauls or long haulers
i thought the day haul dudes paid shitty wages
and the only way to make any good dole was doing long hauls from Can to us to Mexico ect

still though if your reputable enough then finding another good job shouldn't be hard
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>>77085314
The place I work does randoms every week
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>>77085103
Are you a cop ?
No?

Are you a detective ?
No?

Are you a DEA agent ?
No ?


Oh that's right , you're a cunt who doesn't mind his own fucking business.

Guess what ?
If that guys life got fucked up because of you , you're going to experience twice that , I promise you.

Karma is real
And she is a huge relentless bitch lol
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>>77085631
That is your companies policy. If you don't like it go somewhere else.
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>>77085591
I'm talking about UPS/Fed Ex type stuff
One of my friends does it and makes 60k a year.
It's not a ton of money, but he gets a good bit of time off and it is pretty cheap to live where he does.
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I imagine only lower end jobs drug test
I would assume engineers aren't getting piss tested
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Also , my friend just passed his drug test for 25 dollars , using synthetic urine. And now he works fulltime for the company. Smokes weed everyday.

Mad ?
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>>77085790
I am an engineer and every job I have gives random tests monthly.
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>>77085002

People applying for fast food jobs are generally the most likely to be drug users. Furthermore, since the job doesn't really have any rigorous requirements and a monkey can be trained to do it in a day, employers need some sort of criteria that they can use to screen applicants. Most hiring managers know that half their workforce get stoned every night, and don't give a shit because most of the managers do the same thing; it's just a question of demonstrating responsibility and drive. Managers usually don't care what you do on your free time, they just want to know that you're going to show up when scheduled and do your work. If you're applying for a job at Burger King and you can't stop smoking weed for one fucking week to pass a drug test, most bosses are going to assume you're not worth the bother of hiring.
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Realized I was wasting my life and money by being a pot head. I smoked daily for 18 years, and used concentrates. Took me nearly 4 months to piss clean.
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>>77085790
So let me get this straight.

They would rather a burger flipper get tested than a man who designs bridges for a living?
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>>77085314
Weed is the only thing that stays in your system. Weed stays in your system a month and basically all hard drugs which are the ones they pretend they are testing for goes out of your system in 3 days!
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>>77085733
Pretty much every company in the industry I work in now does it. I don't smoke, but it isn't any of their business.
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>>77085831
Any tips on which brand to use? It seems like a scam to me.
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>>77085103

>smoking weed whilst driving
>smoking weed at work

you did the right thing
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>>77085724
>you're a cunt who doesn't mind his own fucking business
Says the stoner pussy who's bitching over something that has nothing to do with her
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>>77085396
Half the taxi drives smoke weed were I use to work. Im talking all day long!
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>>77085348
I agree he shouldn't be smoking whilst working but now he has a weed habit and no job.

Fucking curtain twitchers would have no life if it wasn't for other people enjoying themselves.
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>>77085790
They give random hair folical which goes back a year.
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>>77085914
Umm
Quick fix

That's the brand

100% pass

Microwave , keep it between x degrees , tape to area by sac to conceal and keep temp on piss , autofail on cold piss.

Wanna go full retard ? Get the whizinator
Its literally a strapon that pisses , so when you have actual drug tests where they watch you piss
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>>77085724
Oh wow the salt in this one is enough to kill all the slugs in the world.
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>apply at grocery store
>halfway through the multiple interview process I find out that they perform hair testing on all employees
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>>77085961
Haha. All I know is . I'd find out your phone number somehow and I'd go from there. I'd probably kill you over some shit like that.

Its man code. You don't fuck someone's stability up cause you felt like being a major faggot
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>>77085908
That's why there are random tests so you can't plan around it. I don't see the problem here. Each company can set it's own drug policy to what it wants. You don't have a right to work anywhere you want. If you don't like a company's drug policy then don't work there.
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>>77086093
Is that the one that comes with a handwarmer pad to keep it at the right temp? Seems like that would be the hardest part after concealing it. I was patted down at the last drug test I had to take.
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>>77086105
That's some owellian fuckinv grocery store wtf?

Or do they only do transactions in gold ? Lmao

Pretty sure casinos don't even do a follicle test ffs
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>>77086166
Yeah right, you wouldn't do shit you little bitch.

>man code
Don't bring something up that doesn't apply to you, bitch

>thinking you can tell people what to do, just like a woman thinks she can
Fuck you bitch.

Go worry about your stoner boyfriends elsewhere
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>>77086267
Wtf jobs are you applying for that they pat you down before a piss test lol

If every living thing has a cannibinoid receptor , you'd think it'd be okay to use it...


But its totes coolio to get that opiate script from doc freeburg
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>>77085724
>Karma is real
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>>77086433
Haha I'm in Phx Arizona , anytime pal. I will fucking end you

I'm 27 years old little man. And I've smoked pot since I was 18 and you would never even know unless I told you. Or you were being a nosey little twat burger. Who thinks he is a fucking vigilante bad ass.
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Her lifestyle looks a lot more based than that fucking normie smoking weed.
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>>77086532
Do unto others , and that faggot did what he wanted done to him in the future. So watch . he will pay. His life is so fucking miserable he stalked a man , probably for hours , maybe weeks to catch him taking a puff at work to ease the stress of having to deliver other peoples bullshit from amazon all god damn day.

You fucking losers are legit pieces of garbage. No wonder you have zero friends lol.

You both are legit pathetic
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>>77086610
fucking quentin dude that nigga stupid as hell lol
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>>77086433
>bitch


You wouldn't say that to my face in this life or the next you pond scum


Where did you go BITCH

where do you live bitch
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Stoners are degenerates.
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>>77086577
>no street address
You're fake, bitch. fuck out of here with your pussy bullshit.
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>>77085103
Wow that must have improved his life so much. I hope you realise that when he is looking for anthoer job it will be so much harder because of some bullshit you did.
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>employers get to judge you about what you do in your own free time and can fire you over it
>"""""""land of the free""""""
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>>77086610
>I AM SILLY
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>>77087373
Would you hire a pozzer? I wouldn't.
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>>77085002
They didn't test for fast food at my job but maybe that's just startup life
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>>77088088
I don't give a shit what my workers do in their free time if they get to work sober and do their work right.
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most weed addicts cant even fucking flip burgers right.

they sit on their iphones or talk about non sense
to other employees trying to work

drugs are degenerate even weed
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>>77085569
Lying or literally 95% body fat and somehow alive
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>>77085877
>They would rather a burger flipper get tested than a man who designs bridges for a living?

bridge designs are checked and reviewed by more than one person and more than one group. on the other hand, if you are running a burger joint that can barely pay the rent you are already hiring losers, so you hope to get someone who can actually stay at the counter for 15 minutes straight.

I have no problem with people who do drugs at home, but I've worked with countless pot heads at work, and every one of them was worthless. The problem in almost all cases is that they live with parents or a woman who won't let them smoke at home, so they do it all day long at work.
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>do drugs
>more intelligent than everyone who doesn't
>twice as intelligent as the most intelligent /pol/ shitposter

Whatever helps subhumans sleep at night though.
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>>77088498
So you wouldn't do medical exams to see if they have a highly contagious virus?

You'd jeopardize your employees' safety for the sake of "freedom"?

Employers have the right to know what kind of person they're hiring and to set the requirements to enter a private company as much as they have the responsability to keep a good and safe enviorement for their workers.
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>>77086204
The issue is that your more competent, intelligent employees are probably more likely to fail you drug tests, rather than less likely. Kill yourself.
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>hates pot smokers
>supports big pharma

As usual, /pol/ was the kikes all along.
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>>77085002
>even fast food
Bullshit.

I've worked at 4 different fast food places in the past, none of them tested at all.
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New Zealand is pretty bad, it would get all the maori off the dole.
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>>77088853
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>>77088952
>I've worked at 4 different fast food places

so, when you fill out a resume for a real job, you have to ask yourself... is it better to just list one and claim I was unemployed the rest of the time, or do i claim two...
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>>77085002
New Zealand is pretty strict with drug testing.

Hell over the past decade or so drug testing places have opened everywhere and I always see lines of people waiting to go in to get tested.

Anything to do with machinery or heavy vehicles you will get tested here. Other employers it really depends on their drug stance and if bad employers have let them down in the past.
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>>77085103

I want to defend him because I do smoke occasionally and I have a very nice career but at the same time you're probably right with him being a stoner fuck up if he's smoking at work.
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>>77089009
>40 IQ average /pol/ poster thinks some comic image an asshurt virgin neckbeard made represents reality
>thinks an anthropomorphic universe creator who gave birth to himself to forgive humans for mistakes they made before they existed is plausible, but altering neurochemistry to provide new perspectives on life is implausible

You're literally too stupid to want to do drugs. Let that sink in. Literally every single extraordinarily intelligent person I know experiments with drugs. You are worthless. Go jerk off to neo-Nazi propaganda you subhuman neckbeard.
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>>77089118
>a real job

Nigger all of the real jobs are being filled by poo in the loos.
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>>77085368
Who the fuck made you in charge of other people's lives?
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Because the corporations that cuck you have eroded your workers ability to protect themselves to the point that relatively few positions actually compete for labour anymore, labour competes for positions.

And your ass is wide open for anything a company wants to subject you to.

Also, there are some professions where it's very helpful, like when I worked on the rig floor I got piss tested all the time. When I moved to shack welding on pipe, I never got tested.

Because in the later position I could not very easily fuck up in a way in which I could have gotten myself or somebody else hurt.

For some jobs, it makes sense and it's really a safety issue if people are fucked up on the job, it can't be happening.

But in America people get piss tested for many fucking office jobs, it's retarded.
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>>77085002
>be me
> severe depression and anxiety
> pills and medications left and right
> only makes things worse
> try weed a few times
> start feeling better about life
> go out and get a decent job at FedEx
> situation is starting to turn around
> have some bad days
> take a hit off duty in the truck
> coworker comes in
> pretends to not care and be my friend
> fag got turns around and tells my boss
> lose job and now have to test for every job I apply for
> depression worse than ever
> can't find a job
> retard thinks he made my life easier
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>>77089217
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>>77089375
>But in America people get piss tested for many fucking office jobs, it's retarded.

I think it's like the glorious loyalty oath crusade in Catch-22. if you don't test for drugs, your company must encourage drug use at work, or some bullshit like that.
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>>77089445
jokes on him I'm not his coworker. just a random asshole walking down the street and memorized his plate.

cleaning up our degenerate culture one degenerate at a time.
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>>77085103
>Doing drugs at work
>Doing drugs ever

Degeneracy, you did good son
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>>77089615
you're on 4chan in the middle of the night calling a guy with a job degenerate
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>>77089551
Honestly I think it;s just a liability concern, and they are so free to do whatever the fuck they want due to foreign workers and anti-labour-negotiation policies that they'd simply rather completely erase it as a possibility of a problem, simply because they can, and there's no downside for them, since there is such a huge glut of people who need employment.
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>>77088924
>I am more competent and intelligent because I do drugs.

kys
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>>77089480
Tobacco smokers are faggots too.
Even moreso if you're one of those queers who vapes.
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>>77086775
You seem to be projecting there a little faggot, you have no evidence of any of that. Paranoid maybe? Is that 420 dude bro going to your head maybe? Fucking degenerate.
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>>77090165
we're all on 4chan when you think about it
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>>77090389

I'm not. I'm using that cool Reddit extension where I can post there and earn karma while the post is cross-posted here.
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>>77090613
do you use any drugs and who's you're employer?
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>>77090775

right now I mostly use kratom and weed, but I have to keep it moderate because I supervise a FedEx distribution center. why do you ask?
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>>77090389
yes but not all of us are getting working individuals fired while holding some moral highground, you're a fucking loser just like pretty much every other person here don't kid yourself into thinking you were doing some great deed.
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>>77086169
Why does that have a tripcode watermark? Seriously? Big fat watermarks are bad enough, but a big fat tripfag watermark?
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>>77091343
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>>77085533
drivers for the major companies make 6 figures m8.
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>>77085002

I don't do drug testing, unless you make a worker's comp claim.
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>>77091343
>but a big fat tripfag watermark?

it's weird how someone who belongs at reddit or facebook thinks they fit in here. I wonder if they make that same mistake IRL, always hanging out with people who keep asking them to fuck off.
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>>77091432
Quentin come back
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>>77091366
>Great Gatsby
One shitty book full of socialist propaganda.
Read Julius Evola, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Roger Scrotun and Peter Hitchens, then get back to me.
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>>77091343
Wait, every one of them has a different watermark with a different tripcode, wtf fuck this.

But yeah, every stoner ever.
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>>77085185

He was DRIVING...impaired drivers should be shot.
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>>77091636
>Roger Scrotum

right. i'm not falling for that again.


>>77091741

in general pot does not impair your driving, except to make you more careful.
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>>77085002
It's because our society is run by insurance companies and that's what they want.

And guess who owns them...
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>mfw working armed security at federal building and never drug tested, not even before being hired.
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>>77085002
Because it was a way to exclude blacks and Mexicans.
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>>77085002
Use fake piss to pass if they're private sector jobs being drug tested at a large drug testing company m8 it worked for my analyst job at Jpmorgan chase
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I pee for enjoyment NOT for employment.
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>>77091953
what harm is done to others through smoking weed? nice false equivalence meme
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sober people scare the fuck out of me. They also drive like shit and kill people.
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>>77087030
>keyboard warrior
You're seriously pathetic. How'd you catch the driver, did you see a cigarette and mistake it for a joint when he was delivering your bad dragon?
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>>77085002
The question is rather how can Americans pass the drug test, since you are constantly high on legal or illegal drugs. I guess taking anti-depressives and sleeping pills and energy pills isn't a drug in USA, else you would all fail the test.
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>>77092531
strong correlation with long term mental illness
family has to take care of you
if they can't, taxpayer has to take care of you
emotional damage caused to family and friends when you turn into a drooling vegetable
property damage caused when you start committing crimes to feed your habit
financial strain on your employer when your productivity drops, then on the taxpayer when you get fired
legal aid fees when you get arrested

>b-but muh '''''responsible''''' drug users
Sure because the top demographics for pot use - gangland wogs and middle class students - are totally known for being respectable and responsible, aren't they
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>>77093156
>strong correlation with long term mental illness

this simply is not true.
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>>77093244
Yes it is.
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>>77085002
It's the only legal way to not hire blacks
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>>77085790
Ive had to take a piss test for almost every job, stocking shelfs, factory work, laborer etc etc

The one job i didnt get pissed tested for.... lifecoach. Literally in charge of every aspect of a mentally handicapped persons life, their money, their meds, what they eat, driving them around etc etc. Did it for 8 years and no piss test, even when the job got rough and required an emergency room visit, no piss test. Was a big firm too, employed a few hundred people throughout the state.

Actually one other job didnt piss test that I forgot about. Working on a farm at 15, bailing hay, shoveling shit and feeding animals
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>>77085002
>legalize cannabis
>test for drugs at work

How is this supposed to work? Cannabis stays in your system for weeks after administration, being positive on a test doesn't mean you're high at the time of the test.
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>>77093428

your pic does not say anything about "long term mental illness"

also, "affects" is a weasel word. how much does it affect those things?

I'm not going to argue. You and the other guy are probably like those cops who claim that someone was raging aggressively due to pot, and everyone believes him because he's a cop.

bye. post all the nonsense you like.
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>>77091437
dont expect an italian neet who has never work a day in life to know good places to work at.
Even if you dont want to drive lots of warehouses are decent places to work at
>>77085002
you have to be able to trust the guy working cash register wont fuck up and steal
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>>77091836
even in legalfag states you still cannot drive and toke because it is still an intoxicant
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>>77093428
>>77093156

Simple solution.
Allow everyone to do whatever they want. If they're doing a good job nobody cares, and if they're doing a shitty job, it's their own fault for not controlling their habits.
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>>77093156
>property damage caused when you start committing crimes to feed your habit
non-existant among the potheads

>financial strain on your employer when your productivity drops, slippery slope, slippery slope...
none of these effects are bound to come true from pot use.
stop pulling accusations out of your ass.

>>77093428
>claims long-term effects
>posts unsourced meme claiming short-term effects
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>>77088762
Your prolly biased as fuck. U kinda sound like it. Ive worked with so many hardworking stoners. Always seems like the stoners work harder and literally behave better then the people that say they are straight edged. I think they get high and it zones them into the work. Plus they bust ass and keep a low profile so not to draw attention to themselfs. Most other workers figure out who the stoners are over time so the stoners have to be on their best behavior cuz literally anyone working there can have them fired pretty easily with the info.
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>>77094035
>prolly
>U
>cuz

fuck off
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>being a drug-using degenerate
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>>77093870
Yeah, weed is not one of those drugs you steal shit for to maintain your habit.
Abstinence symptoms are a bit of anxiety and restlessness, possible depression from losing your anxiety coping drug, like a milder version of what tobacco puts you through when you quit, and there's easily obtainable drugs to help you cope with that, i.e. truxal in denmark.
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>>77093631
You don't have to work, you're free to starve whenever you like.
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>>77085914
Quick fix Plus all day. Made by spectrum labs, the same people that make all the testing equipment. Quick fix is literally the synthetic urine used to calibrate drug testing equipment. When a testing company wants to calibrate they use QF because the machine cannot tell the difference between synthetic and real piss. QF even contains Urea. Make sure and get the QF plus. Im pretty sure the bottles labeled QF are the old version w/o Urea. Meaning if they send it to the lab instead of use test strips you will fail.
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>>77085002

testscreenings dont include all substances, mostly only mainstreamstuff. LS and D for example or D and MT are too complicated to test and gone anyway after 3days, like most others. only the herb stays longer in the system if used daily.
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>>77094430
Thanks for the info, I will definitely be using this in the near future.
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>>77091636


I cringed way to hard at this post. How is it propaganda? Why are you comparing a bloody novel to philosophical works? Is everything 'muh libruls muh socialism' with you?
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>>77085103
>shit that never happened for 200 alex

Anyone who replied to this should be ashamed myself included.
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>>77086267
Wear boxer briefs, take and sew a pocket into them so u can tuck the bottle on the bottom of your nutsack or in between the tops of your thighs. Not only do they have to molest/sexually harass you to feel it, but the bottle being tucked into your nuts like that will help keep it warm and up to temp.
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>>77086267
Whizzinator would get you through that if u wanted to spend some cash. Buddy had it for his parole tests, passed em all even with a dick staring dude watching him piss.
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>>77094943
>passed em all even with a dick staring dude watching him piss.
Now that's impressive, good on him. Really makes me wonder how common it is to use fake urine on a drug test.
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>>77086105
>Welder for 4 and a half years
>Mouth swab test when I applied
>Failed for opiates
> "So can you start tommorow?"
Fucking billion dollar companies
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>>77086105
Gordon Food Service stores required a hair folicle to work stocking shelfs at 6.50 an hour. Fuckin asshole took a big ass chunk of hair from my dome.
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>>77095038
>>77094943
Another question, do you know if it's illegal? Like will I get in trouble if I'm somehow found out?
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>>77085185

No, cupcake, he ruined his own life.

Drug laws weren't made to help you. They were made to help the community by getting rid of you.
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>>77095141
>They were made to help the community by getting rid of you.
Why?
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>>77086433
Its a big time man code violation. You are literally the kind of dude that most dudes loathe. I bet you have to keep your personality on the d/L to keep people from hating you.

Lol. Even chicks despise a narc. Fuck you narc. Go ask your parents how they feel about narcs. Go ask the cops. . Fuck you snitch. Go die. Most places beat faggots then ostracize them for snitching.

You are literally a proud bearer of one of the worst social statuses. Even niggers know better then to snitch. Pathetic.
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>>77085103
Based.
Any time you hear stories about fedex doing stupid shit like throwing packages around it's always some dindu that's pisses because deliveries are fucking up his smoke time.
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>>77095250
So there's jobs for the people testing and policing.
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>>77095313
>Literally feminists shaming tactics
Lol okay smokey.
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>>77090291
Lol. What happens if i used vaping to quit smoking. Does that make me some kind of uber faggot in your book?
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>>77095250

Why were they made? Probably because of some bullshit Murrikan agenda that you in turn pushed on the whole world. I don't mind marijuana, but the current stoners are trash.

Sanctioning marijuana while letting people drink alcohol freely is bigotry. But I don't mind stoners getting fucked and their "lives ruined" over hedonism and lack of self-control.
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>>77086456
>>77086577
>>77086775
Holy fuck go back to Facebook you autistic retard.
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>>77089615
>degenerate culture
>being said by literal fuckin narc

U are everything that is wrong with the world. Fuckin faggot meddling in others life just because he can. Did it help with your tiny self esteem faggot?

Hows it feel to know that literally 4/5 people on this planet would see u as a scumbag and coward. The vast majority would see you killed or at least beaten for being a narc and stoners have the degenerate culture? Tell me, which great cultures out there dont totally look down on snitches? Lol, name some esteemed groups that see snitchinf as acceptable. Even the fuckin cops openly despise snitches and they need them to do their job. Your pathetic and your parents and siblings would no doubt be very ashamed.
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>>77085724
Are you 12 years old?
Almost

Do you have a job?
Fuck no, i dont work for "the man." Mommy gives me an allowance.

Who are you going to vote for as president?
Well i dont care about politics but Bernie Sanders sounds cool. He wants me to get free xbox games.

Go fuck yourself you hippy faggot.
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>>77089480
Kek, an average tobacco smoker is someone in their 30s who looks like they're in their 50s and smells like fucking smoke all the time.
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>>77086166
Holy shit youre the sadest little douche ive ever seen. Who talks like this on the internet? Are you going to threaten to hack him? Just go back to your PS4 and Monster and stfu
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>>77086577
This has to be bait
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>>77096733
Im 33 and look 20, constantly hear comments about my "baby face". Smoked for 14 years now, almost 2 packs a day. 3 years of the 14 i smoked unfiltered, another 2 years smoked with half filters. Actually just used vaping to quit though, tired of smelling like shit.
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>>77085002
obviously freedom only reaches so far. wouldn't find anything in my system even after a special weekend anyway.
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>>77096963
>will end you
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>>77088742
Google says 180 pounds 80kgs. I'm 6.0 and only weigh 75 kgs? I'm pretty skinny but not all body fat
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>>77095676
Yes, because you started smoking in the first place, degenerate.
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>>77097158
Can it be give an aussie a swingaround day today?
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>>77093870
Yeh, weed is so harmless on the crime front. Literally the only trouble pot heads get into is when coppers bust them with a bong, which shouldn't even be fucking illegal in the first place.

Most Aussie cops are actually really chilled on weed and will let you go if they catch ya smoking.
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>>77091836
That's a prime example of the retarded and twisted logic potheads use.

>Pot doesn't impair your driving, evil alcohol does, pot actually makes you more careful so you actually have less accidents!
>Pot doesn't harm your lungs, tobacco does! Actually, it's even healthy for you, that's why they call it "medicinal" you silly! Just because it's burning plant material doesn't mean it's unhealthy to breathe in!
>Pot isn't addictive, you're thinking of alcohol! Of course I have smoked every day for the past ten years, I could quit in a snap if I wanted to!
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>>77096220
>degenerate culture
>being said by literal fuckin stoner

U are everything that is wrong with the world. Fuckin faggot so caught up in his addiction that he's perma buzzed. Did it help with your tiny self esteem faggot?

Hows it feel to know that literally 4/5 people on this planet would see u as a scumbag and coward. The vast majority would see you killed or at least beaten for being a stoner and normal people have the degenerate culture? Tell me, which great cultures out there dont totally look down on stoners? Lol, name some esteemed groups that see drug use as acceptable. Even the fuckin cops openly despise druggie faggots and they need them to do their job. Your pathetic and your parents and siblings would no doubt be very ashamed.
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>>77097506
Doublevision is definitely a thing when stoned and i would be very careful before considering operating any vehicle heavier than a pedal bike buzzed.
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1) Prison Industrial Complex

2) The Niggus
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>>77085002
Except that's not true
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>>77098073
Wasn't there a newspiece not too long ago that said prison guards would overlook weed offenses because it made the inmates less unruly?
It was a pretty neat read.
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>>77085631
Parole officers don't test their parolees that often.
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>>77097968
Not to mention a slowed mind and even hallucinations when using heavily. Plus, 'carefulness' isn't always safer. Someone driving really slow on the highway can be a real hazard.
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>>77098585
You have to be pretty damn stoned to get more than audial hallucinations though.
But yeah, if someone could invent a breathalyzer equivalent for testing if drivers are over the safe level of intoxication instead of just taking the license on any trace i think we would be better served.
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I smoke in my free time and off the clock. Everyone at my workplace smokes or drinks and we pull in 6 figures a day in revenue.
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>>77085185
Why do stoners always resort to "bro it's just a plant man"
So is cocaine. Heroine is all natural and derived from a plant. Hundreds of extremely poisonous and deadly plants exist. Tobacco is a plant.
Being a plant means fucking nothing. A chemical that naturally occurs in a plant isn't objectively better or worse than a man made chemical.
Your argument is like me stabbing you and then going "Yeah okay, an inanimate piece of steel ruined your life, sure.."
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>>77085103
kek

Nice job.
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>>77085138
this & nigs.
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>>77086166
Haha man lol I'd probably have you killed for snitching lol snitches get stiches right that's what it says in the trap music I listen to while I dab haha look at my dab lol
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>>77085103
Wow what would the world be without you.

Things could have really gotten out of hand.

I like to smoke from time to time. I, of course, would not be that retarded and smoke while working, but it is not your fucking job to report him.

Why don't you mind your own fucking business? How hard is that?
And no, you haven't helped him. Now he has a criminal record and wont ever be able to get a proper job.

If you reported me like that, I would have found you, mate, you wouldn't be happy.

Learn to mind your own fucking business.
Live and let live.

We know the danger of what we're doing.
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>>77094556
>>77085914
Just wanna add that the product "monkey whizz" works as well, passed a lab test with it last year. It's much easier and more comfortable to use than quick fix because you strap it around your waist and there's a tube with clips hanging down. The packaging looks retarded but the shit works.
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