>be american
>muh best country in the world
>land for the free and happiness
>gets shot by ISIS
>>77079530
Dude what's wrong with that beaver's face?
>be australian
>crash car because huntsman spider
>have sex with kangaroo
>drink fosters
>get on censored internet
>shitpost
>>77079530
Well to be fair, they killed fudge packers in the US.
They killed people for eating fudge in Australia.
>>77079627
It's not a beaver, it's a water puss.
>>77079530
why are you on an american site talking about this?!
Shouldn't you be out fighting dingos !??!?
>>77079627
It has holes in it.
>>77079730
>be aussie
>crash car because you're fucking paralytic
>have sex with bulk hot sluts
>drink whatever the fuck we want
>shitpost IRL and on anime image board
>>77079570
>no mention that he was born in NY and his parents weren't refugees
>>77079530
an empire always has the most enemies.
>>77079530
And you can thank faggot Obama for getting rid of the patriot acts power and cutting back the surveillance on Muslims and putting it into whites who talk shit about him and the federal government.
>be aussie
>lose shitposting crown to canada
>canada is america's hat
>america won the meme wars by default
>be czech
>make just enough to buy myself a bottle of cheap vodka
>die from methanol poisoning
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Czech_Republic_methanol_poisonings
>>77079530
Remember that time your entire country literally handed over its gun to the government because of one mass shooting? As if they weren't waiting to capitalize on such a thing?
Thats was funny.
>>77079530
Cute duck! What kind of duck is that??
>>77080017
>Obama for getting rid of the patriot acts power
u wot
Pretty sure that nigger expanded the patriot act
>>77080032
>tips candora
>>77079927
that is one crazy ass beaver
>>77079530
>be amerilard
>afraid of muslims
>"muh they won't integrate into muh culture"
>turn on cnn
>muslim has massacred 50 people
>"turns out they integrate into muh culture after all"
>start applauding
>mfw
>>77080213
It doesn't matter what actually happened, only how it's spun.
>>77079530
When they had that mass shooting in France . . .Hurr durr the French are so cucked . . .it would never happen in America.
We got guns and we tough!
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED . . .they can't take our guns.
Good job this Orlando shooting never happened in America right . . . .Americans would have blasted them away with their guns.
>inb4 1001 excuses.
>>77080476
Hahaaah top stuff
>>77079530
>be australian
>get cucked by emus
>>77080790
gays are automatically liberals so you can't expect them to be toting guns
>>77080790
Jokes on you, Islam is shit
>be american
>stay home and watch anime
>don't get shot and have a pleasant evening
>>77080790
Man it's almost as if they target places where people won't have guns, crazy. Try harder next time Kumar.
>>77080790
That's just how we always act
>>77081911
You're just making excuses Pedro.
Even if Paris had guns like Americoons . . .they wouldn't be allowed at a concert but still you came out with your Hurr Durr Muh Guns shit.
No Terrorists don't go to gun ranges to engage armed people . .. . but you are just as cucked as anybody else.
suck on it.
