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CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2230 - VOLODIN IS A GAY EDITION
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Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 64RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $49
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian 4chan) is no longer safe: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: 4chan changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: https://meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
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We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.
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We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable.
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Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
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Archive
http://obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2228] http://pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
Thread 2229 http://archive.is/L3q0q

Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ (oil prices):
http://www.forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
https://www.theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
https://www.neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
http://www.naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: http://www.bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
http://valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
http://www.cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
http://www.cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - http://zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - http://stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: http://www.worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: http://moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: http://moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
https://output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Very useful realtime from TradingView. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
https://ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Streams from currency markets:
https://www.tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
https://www.tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
http://www.finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
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Vdemurilsya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3S8j6DhIgk
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We need more Demuras.
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Putin has gone mad. So he can no longer hold the power. He pitted his friends with Kadyrov's guards and other MVDs because of dementia and madness. But we have other player of this game - oligarchs. While forces' players is in opposition and weaken every day, oligarchs on the contrary are gaining strength now. Is it mean that we will get TABAKERKA (murder by snuffbox) again?
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I dunno if anyone's told you Vlad, but as you describe it this board is essentially all kremlinbots.

>high aggressiveness
>general stupidity
>Europe is on the verge of societal collapse
>the USA is on the verge of economic collapse
>muh massive shootouts in the US
>muh refugees in Europe
>muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world

You just summarised this board.
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OP is a fag LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1YXPwdLEI
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>>77059641
topkek
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>>77062079
You think like first-year student of medical college. Many diseases have similar symptoms but if you are careful you will be able to accurately determine kremlin shill.
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>>77062767
There are a lot of people, some Americans which I know in daily life, that see Russia as a badass brother to America.
>>77059021
They don't understand the problems you face.
This slavaboo-ing translates to Internet autists unflinchingly sucking the Kremlin cock.
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>>77062079
you got something righ here.
i do not really understand why alt right fags like Putin....according to their logic, he is the biggest gentile goy, and a cultural marxist
t. mexican intellectual
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How are firearms in Russia?

To my knowledge they are highly regulated, but I'm sure the black market has madguns cheap, and two world wars has left guns scattered in farmers hands?
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>>77063057
> They don't understand the problems you face.
I already know.

>>77063096
> he is the biggest gentile goy, and a cultural marxist
I didn't catch. Who is?
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>>77063519
> black market
Controlled by MVD and FSB. If you are common man you risk to be jailed and MVD-FSB employees will improve rate of solved crimes thanks to you.
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>>77061272
Bump, and please explain tabakerka
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>>77063519
here you are, kek
>>76962457
next thing you see he'll be bumpin' with the rest of "Russians"
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Bumping again for quality thread.
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>>77064750
shit i'm slow
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>>77065064
Hirry up.
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>>77064750
Sorry, I was in toilet. Russian Emperor Paul I has been killed by snuffbox as a result of coup d'état in 1801.
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>>77063519
It's getting worse with every year. You may only purchase smooth gun after 1 month of training, tons of documents, medical examination and installing safe in your apartment. You can't walk with loaded gun, it must be in cover and if unfortunately you force to use them, then prepare to be punished in jail no matter if it's threaten your life or not. Also you can't shoot in chest, meniscus and head.
After 5 years of owning smooth gun without any accident you may apply to own rifle gun.
There's no black market and it's under very strict control except Chechnya, but it's mono-ethnic region and they will not let strangers in.
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>>77065919
https://translate.yandex.ru/translate?url=https%3A%2F%2Fru.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F%D0%A3%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE_%D0%9F%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BB%D0%B0_I&lang=ru-en
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Desperation is strong ITT
just let it go, goys
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>>77066251
does russia have security cameras on literally every street?

because I'm sure you can get away with murder easier than here.
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Rothschield agent please
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>>77068681
> does russia have security cameras on literally every street?
In regional capitals - yes.
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rolled in, op pls stop forcing this faggot
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meanwhile
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>>77069186
And 15-min graph.
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>>77068681
Not sure about security cam, but dash cams installed on almost every car and video wasn't recognized as the evidence in the court before end of the April. Since it's was about more than month ago there currently no precedents.
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