I was gonna make an Orlando shooting joke but it was pretty gay.
So a muslim and 100 gays walk into a bar
Muslim asks the crowd - hey can I split you in half?
haha get it cause "split" means fuck up the arse, and he split the 100 half and half between dead and wounded
someone help me revise this joke I made it just now
>>77053152
You don't socialize with people very much do you?
>>77052909
Reddit af
>>77053152
so a muslim walks into a bar
bartender asks him, "what'll it be?"
muslim says, "shots for the whole house"
>>77053152
remind your father to beat you harder next time.
Gays now think Muslims are a real pain in the ass.
>>77052909
A muslim walks into a gay bar
The bartender asks what will he be having
"A round of shots for everyone"
>>77055291
"round of shots" doesn't even make sense, you kill the joke with your shitty english