>be american
>get shot by muslims
>be european
>get raped by muslims
>be canadian
>get friends who are muslims
>>77012133
Your shared love of bestiality brought you together?
at this point I wont even feel sad for canadians when you guys get blown up
next attack will be in canada, kek confirms
>>77012340
They won't attack Canadians. Too friendly/welcoming.
What are you talking about cuck? Did you forget the Ottawa shooting already?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_shootings_at_Parliament_Hill,_Ottawa
ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77012328
FPBP
Having met several young Muslims from Brampton and Mississauga, just wait a few years. They're insane.
>>77012133
Friends who are plotting to fuck you over later, stupid leaf.
But it's not bother. At least once Islam takes over your Ice patches, we can finally justify invading your ass.
>>77012340
This.
>>77012328
Holy fuck. FPBP
>>77012133
With friends like that....
http://heavy.com/news/2016/05/isis-islamic-state-abu-sayyaf-philippines-beheads-decapitates-john-ridsdel-canada-beheading-beheaded-full-uncensored-youtube-video/
>>77012340
Canada will literally never be attacked.
>>77012328
F P B P
Cuckanada has become worse than straya
>>77012133
Poor Canadians
>>77012133
HOLD ON
*shoots hockey puck*
HOLD ON EH
*drizzles syrup*
HOLD ON
*waits 10 years for chemo*
SO YOU ARE SAYING
*asks pronouns*
YOU ARE SAYING
*doesn't qualify for NHL playoffs*
SORRY
*visits the beer store*
YOU ARE SAYING
*extracts milk from bag*
WE
*buys car in Vermont*
WERE
*attempts to shitpost*
LEAFS AND SHIT
>>77012328
Top Bantz
>>77012133
Enjoy getting raped and killed by your friends
AMERICA FUCKING ANNEX US
>some Pakistanis and Indians invited me to come play cricket with them back in high school
>had some Sri Lankan buddies, too
>used to hang out with a black guy and a brown Muslim guy during lunch at a pizza place
>mfw now I'm alone
>>77012328
Poland with the bantz
>>77012340
we're too irrelevant to be attacked.
Death still sounds like the best option.
>>77013269
This is pretty good.
>>77012133
Why would they attack their own countries?
>>77012340
If something happens in Toronto or Cucktario I won't blame you. But don't hate us in Alberta we at least vote conservative.
>>77013345
Did they join ISIS?
at least my based province of Quebec is still somewhat pure. Mudslimes can't grasp french so they go to Ontario
by the way, Québec libre get the fuck off anglocucks
>>77012328
I love you Poland.
>>77013345
All your paki and indian friends are married to their cousins. Your nigger friend is in jail.
Cheer up.
>>77013706
Really ? All the Algerians, Moroccans, Tunisans, Senegalese, Malians moving to Quebec can't grasp French?
Stop fucking lying, leaf.
>>77012328
kek
>>77012328
FIRST POST
BEST POST
Kek troll op.
You realize that after the parliament shootings the CBC reported RCMP have 500+ people on a radical Islamic watch list? It's for sure gonna happen, Justin Turd-doh is such an idiot he would let it happen. Screen cap this shit.
>http://news.nationalpost.com/news/two-men-arrested-over-al-qaeda-inspired-plan-to-attack-a-via-rail-train-in-the-greater-toronto-area
>>77013706
>implying we won't bring you down with us
>>77014061
there really isn't all that many. I've been to Toronto a few times and it's full of azns and muslims. How many mosques are in the GTA? how many mosques are around MTL?
>>77012761
>>77012328
POLAND STRONG
>>77013706
WOW YOUR ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.
Have you taken a cab or uber in this city ?!
>Be Australian
>feel sorry for muslims instead of the hostages
>>77012328
zealanders have their sheep
aussies have their roos
canadians have their labs
>>77013706
>typed in english
Why don't you go to your own little french forum if you want to discuss why your bastardized French "culture" is superior?
>>77014514
no shit there are some but not nearly as much as the rest of Canada
>>77012328
FUCKING DESTROYED
>>77012390
We've actually had 2 this past year, but one was prevented
>>77012470
Nobody cares about you, Canada.
>>77014564
Time to put all the muzzies on boats.
>>77012133
>>77014682
I speak both languages, what's the big deal?
We're the oldest and most cultured province in the entire country. Hell we predate Canada itself. Eat my shit you non-french speaking faggot
>>77014717
just the way we like it
can you imagine what will happen when the race wars start in the usa? you'll have 80% of the world funding and arming the other side
>>77013545
"Cucktarian" here. Imagine being a god fearing straight-laced young white man in the GTA. Not one white person I've talked to, facebook or in person is happy with the fucking invasion of third worlders. You prairieniggers don't know how lucky you have it.
>>77012404
Yeah, swedish muslims are behaving so well because swedes are pampering them like babies.
>>77012133
>Be American
>Have several Islamic friends, mostly cool poor people who are hard working
>Don't believe any of them will become extremists
>Still don't want more muzzies
>>77014061
They actually hang around with the French immigrants we have because you taught them how to speak with the dick-sucking accent.
You can identify French people very easily here. Is he around a nigger or Arab? French. Is he not? Probably French Canadian
>>77014881
you faggots are the reason we're in this situation. even white gta votes 75% liberal. white gta is the reason we have so many immigrants.
also fuck you the ontario pc party won over 80% of the non-gta seats and had only 300,000 less votes than the liberal party. that's less than three years worth of gta immigrants.
Growing up in Onterrible I knew a lot more Sikhs than Muslims. Sikhs are cool as shit.
>>77014794
No we must embrace diversity! You some racist shitcunt or something?
Lel at JJJ talking nonstop about Ramadan and islam last week, perfect timing.
>>77015510
sikhs have killed more canadians in terrorist attacks than all other groups combined. they also never integrate and are more nepotistic than jews.
fuck you and your 'but I love muh sikhs so i'm not racist' bullshit. all third world immigration needs to stop.
I still dont understand why dont you all just start mass executions of muslims. Worked for us :)
Religious cleansing all the way. I spit on fucking kebab
>>77012133
>be canadian
>prime minister burns your whole province down
>>77015758
>Worked for us
lol no it didn't
>>77015845
but dude...WEED LMAO
>>77015910
Weed lmao
>>77015342
Not denying this. Once I make enough bank I'm moving north and never looking back. The GTA should be transformed into a new province, its' degeneracy is simply too potent. Still, prairieniggers still don't know how easy they have it.
>>77013706
I've been to Quebec and your form of French is deplorable. Cajuns speak better French than you.
>>77016125
Let's see in the last 20 years you've had your entire country bombed to shit you'll be dirt poor for at least two more generations AND YOU'VE ADDED 4,000 MUSLIMS.
I'm all for solutions but you provide nothing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Serbia
>>77016138
I lived in Barrie for awhile. 95% ethnic european and one of the safest cities in the country. It's also on the arguably best freshwater fishing lake in the world.
>>77015614
I want Lindt chocolate now
>>77016231
coming from an obvious American french connaiseur. You wouldn't even be able to write a 100 word text withour 80 grammatical errors
a few may speak it like idiots but then again rednecks in southern U.S speak english like complete asshats so what's your point
>>77012133
Enjoy the movies with your United Nations beta friends you disgusting chink/arab/white loser that's friends with chinks and arabs because real people don't like him.
>>77013545
>But don't hate us in Alberta we at least vote conservative
you're a retard if you vote for the conservatives. You have no idea about their policies, you just vote for them because they're called conservative. There's nothing right wing about them at all. All they ever do is sell canadian economic resources and to wealthy chinese and american corporations
>>77016305
But we only got bombed for 2 weeks and not even entire country but only few cites and basiclly it was all repaired long ass time ago, our country was always poor so thats nothing new and muslims that are in our country are bosnians and they basicly dont repsect islam cuz they drink like hell
>>77012328
will canada ever recover?
>>77016305
You just need to shoot them more then they shoot you... weed man
>>77012328
first post
best post
>>77012133
Thats because ISIS loves Trudeau
>>77012328
every fucking time
Why are Poles so witty and quick? even on /int/ everytime someone says or does something stupid Poland is always there to btfo of the other flag in the 1st post every fucking time..
how? HOW!?
>>77016879
You're not wrong at all. Everyone also conveniently forgets Orthodox Serbs only gave back 1/1000th of the pain and suffering Ottoman muds caused.
Violence is never the solution to foreign migrant invasions. It's only ever worked in India/Africa and that was because 90%+ of the population was on board and there were no powers willing to stop it. That situation will never present itself again.
>>77013269
You know none of that shit is even remotely true, right? They're just dumb memes that you fuckheads make about us to make yourselves feel better about your country being so shit compared to ours.
>>77012133
>Be south american
>Get punched from a gay guy after I pushed him away (because he tried to kiss me)
>I punch back
>Get thrown out of the club
>Gay guy get thrown out
>34ºF (1ºC)
>Begin to give a beating on the gay guy
>Security does nothing
>Use a paving stone to hit him
>Go away like nothing had happened
>I love my country
*picture from my lips after the gay hit me
>>77012328
based Poland strikes again
>>77013269
>visits the beer store
tfw masterrace Québec can buy beer at any corner store
>>77013269
8/10 cars made in Canada go to the USA. It's our second largest export after O&G.
The Canadian and Ontario governments were the largest shareholders of General Motors until they sold it off over the last few years. Our largest auto union still owns some 10% of the company.
>>77012569
he was christian hahaha
>mfw no muslim refugees in atlantic canada
>mfw it's because nobody in their right mind would want to live in this dead shithole
>>77018373
kek
>>77012761
I always read this in chaika's voice
>>77017492
yes but that 1/1000 was their sultan and when he got gutted by our best kebab remover Mihailo Obrenovic and that destroyed otoman empire. You can say what you want but Serbia as small as it may be had the biggest impacts when it comes to wars and if anyone knows how to solve problems with islam its us. Just shoot them... weed man
>>77012328
>>77017977
you probably suck a mean dick
>>77012328
FPBP
>>77018331
No, he's a racemixed Muslim. Like Gamil Gharbi who did Polytechnique.
>>77012133
>friends
kek
>>77018480
that's your specialty leaf.
>>77012328
Even after losing 1-0 to you polaks tonight its just impossible to hate you.
>>77018480
No sr, I'm not Canadian
>>77012133
>get friends who are muslims
This is your fatal error, leaf. They were never your friends, they hate the west and you are a tool to them. Educate yourself on Taqiyya.
>1 post by this ID
Why do I even bother. Goodbye
>>77012328
SAVAGE
POLAND CAN INTO BANTZ
>>77013269
>Visits the beer store
Fucking eh bud
>>77018723
Did he actually say that?
>>77018070
West island is best island you French frog licker
>>77013269
>*doesn't qualify for NHL playoffs*
aaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>77012328
kek fpbp
>>77012328
SAVAGE
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
How will canacucks recover?
>>77016231
>your form of French is deplorable
Wait till you go to France
>>77017977
Methinks you need a big cock deep in your throat.
This will permit you to see what is good in life and what is bad in life with greater clarity.
Protip: big dick = good.
>Be Australian
>Be away from Muslims
>>77019561
Probably a lot faster than you're economy will m8
>>77019035
>an Americans team will never have 24 stanley cup wins
>>77014717
>Nobody cares about you, Canada.
I wish
>>77012328
Ouch, here's a gold star kolega
>>77019984
Maybe if the Canadiens actually had some French Canadians on the team they'd win again.
But MUH DK SUDAN
>>77019335
probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCC0nrrYZwQ
>>77014830
Honestly this guy doesn't seem that bad. Hezbollah, Hamas aren't too bad and hating jews is okay by me.
>>77017977
>I love my country
how does being attacked by homosexuals in night clubs result in patriotism?
I mean Germany sucks, but god damn
>>77012328
BASED POLE
>>77013706
Fucking Quebec! Fucking leave! Get the fuck out of Canada! Piece of shits making all our beaurocracies into a bilingual system where literally less than half of our population speaks yours! Your pussy liberal leaders made all this happen and no one in your shit province does that! Seriously just go just go!!!!
>>77020266
enjoy being executed when you cannot afford to pay jizya.
good or bad muslim behaviour I want to be surrounded by white women
>muslims
>friends
Does not compute.
>>77020451
I was born into a Muslim family. I'm good brah. Not a fan of extremism but nothing in that pic is that bad. Fuck the kikes man, all the way from Abraham to Moses to jesus to Netanyahu to your lawyer.
>>77012133
They are your friends, until they put a knife to your throat.
As someone who has plenty of Muslim ''friends'', my friendly advice is: never fucking trust them. Even the not-really-Muslim types aren't trustworthy in most cases.
>>77020449
>he doesn't realise that 1 million+ French Canadians live out west
>hurr RULE BRITANNIA SUBJUGATE THE FROGS
We can be friends if you treat us as equals, you know
God tier Northern Ontario here.
Fuck every metropolitan area in Canada and the West.
If you arent living in the rural side of your country you will experience the woes of cultural marxism...
>>77020449
found the salty english pleb
Québec is the best province, deal with it. The only thing anybody can ever come up with is FUCK FRENCH LMAO WTF MAN I SUCK AT IT SO YOU SHOULDNT SPEAK IT!!!! We've been french since before Canada existed so that likely won't change anytime soon.
Quebec gets a flag on /pol/ when?!
>>77012133
2018 Trump is planning to isolate his nation ..(RT news reports an BBC reports he said ) so be aware the huge run North LULz
Get a wall built lol
>>77012133
SLIDING AND DISSENTING IN POL
>>77012133
CALL IT OUT AND NO LONGER GIVE IT YOUR TIME
>>77012133
THE SHILLS FEED UPON YOUR IGNORANCE
>>77012133
SAGE/REPORT
Everyone keeps bantering us but we still have never gotten btfo'd by muslims yet
HAHAHA
>>77012133
Canada has agreed to be a dhimmi. It seen 9/11 and was like
>We cool
>You can bang the women instead of our buildings
>>77020324
The possibility of you give a beating and getting away with it is cool.
>>77021211
Look up stuff Canada. You'll see a few events.
>>77012133
but only the gays win this time.
>>77021211
Respect ..!
>>77012133
found the muslim
if patrick bateman, canada is next
>>77020700
>I was born into a Muslim family
>>77012133
>Canadians think that they can have muslims in their society and never have an Islamic attack
>>77021588
kek, have good time canada
Just wait until we build The Northern Great Wall of Trump
>>77021609
Can't kick me out famalam I was born here and I practice my second amendment rights.
Top Poster I loves Cannuck would love a trips ..:)
Don't worry bro, they will come for you when the opportunity strikes. They have no problem lying to unbelievers to lower their guard.
Pic related, how they really think.
>>77021769
2017 ..in his rant on BBC Pol show ..lol
>>77021860
>Can't kick me out famalam
You openly espouse pro-terrorist and anti-Jewish sentiments while being a Muslim. You better believe that once Trump is elected you're in some serious shit, just the way it's going to be.
Doesn't matter if they have to lay siege to your house and kill your whole senpai in the process, you will be removed one way or another. Nobody will come to your defense, because you're a filthy Muslim.
Why are you even here anyway? There are already plenty of countries which practice your beliefs.
>>77020996
Use the extension
It gets filtered for some reason but just search 4chan extra flag extension
>>77016462
My grandma lives in the new tehcumseh area near barrie. Going up there, as well as my to my fiancees' grandparents up near Suds, made me feel more in canada than my entire life living in the GTA.
That's because Canada is, like, 10 people and even then they get attacked.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_shootings_at_Parliament_Hill,_Ottawa
>>77022570
>You openly espouse pro-terrorist and anti-Jewish sentiments while being a Muslim.
What pro-terrorist sentiment? And yes I hate jews, what of it? Most reasonable people do and much of the internet does now because of /pol/. And I'm atheist, read again faggot, never said I was a Muslim.
Come and get me faggot, you might be able to kill me but be assured I'll take out at least a dozen of yall.
>>77019984
Although Canada has been fucking up hard lately, at least we'll never fuck up the game.
>>77023306
10 people + another 36 million
>>77023502
>yall
Texas detected
>>77012328
Immediately BTFO.
>>77012328
someone screencap that shit
