>America has never won a war
>Australia has never lost a war
Really makes you think....
>>76991002
>Apart from a one with Emus.
Funny, you can kill Germans but not Emus.
Velociraptor master-race.
what about the emu war?
>>76991002
The great Australian cuck war.
Result: decisive Emu victory
aussies forever cucked by the great emu.
>>76991002
You're right. Australians need to be taken more seriously on /pol/, they always make quality posts
>>76991002
>america fought the japanese in world war 2
>australia fought the japanese in world war 2
>australia beat the japanese in world war 2
>america somehow loses the same war even though they were part of the same team
Australia, you got some splainin to do
>>76991002
What award?
Nice some good old aussie shitposting
>>76991830
Not even Odin himself could take down the Emu army.
>>76991002
>>76992693
Actually, Woden is the English name for that deity.
>>76992561
Has your country ever done anything noteworthy, other than having a waffle named after it?
>>76993090
Am I schizophrenic, or is your flag wrong? It's got red at the bottom.
>>76993090
May Woden bless you for educating me.
>>76991830
YOU JUST KNOW
>>76991002
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Australia
thats a lie and thats not even including the emu war
>>76991002
Our country started by winning a war you emu fucking abo.
>>76991002
>emus
>>76993448
I don't see it. Post a screencap.
>>76993269
2 things noteworthy
>mass genocide on niggers in the Congo
>beer
>>76993743
>our country started with a nation wide chimpout
I wouldn't be surprised if the British let you win because they felt sorry for you.
>>76994091
>>76994636
>not having meme tabs
you let me down ya ozzie fuck
>>76994636
Huh. That's weird.
>>76991863
This cunt gets it.
>>76995814
I'm still seeing it. At first I thought you were from one of those shitty little island countries that have flags almost identical to ours.
Wet let the emus win dickedz
Fuck off, we're full.
>>76996177
What about here
>>76996663
>>76996744
What the fuck does this mean?
>>76991002
Where did the meme about Australian posters being witty and having good banter come from?
>>76997331
I have no idea. Maybe it's the Jews.
>>76991002
>emu
>>76991002
>Emu war
>Australia literally lost vs a bunch of birds
>>76991002
Emus
>>76991002
Whats a bogan? Why are they cunts?
>>76991002
Says someone from the degenerate paradise. Australia is just a giant prison continent that nobody gives a shit about go fuck a kangaroo you vegemite eating nigtard.
>>76997716
>Palestine
>has been continuously losing to Jews for over 50 years
>>76997331
Collect that flag, it's so rare only you can see it.
Australia has never fought a war
FTFY
Someone post the obligatory australian webm.
>>76998138
Cant say no to the Jews now, can I ?
>>76991002
Wew
Guess I am a #StrayaMissile now
>>76997716
>>76998674
rare flag
your country doesn't even exist
>>76998372
Shalom Ezra, think you could get me a job at your investment firm?
>>76991002
>Daily Aussie shit post
>>76998932
Ask him why he keeps putting red lines underneath my flag. Is it because I said something mean online? Because I've been doing that for 10 years.
>>76998932
I'm too busy helping the immigrants atm
>>76999203
It's the JIDF equivalent of the Nazi star of David.
>>76999203
Australia is literally the nigger of continents
>>76991002
Don't make me call up the Emu Caliphate!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>76999508
I'd take that over being <60% white.
I'm heading down the servo. You cunts want anything?
>>76999997
Some red line remover, please.
>>76998948
>>76999508
>his country is literally ~38% nigger
>calls others niggers
Top kek lunchbox
>>76999997
goon bag
>>77000607
Awful posts. What a waste.
>>77000788
I agree. I was hoping the happening might have given us a good one.
nope
(also the emus)
>>76994636
It happens from time to time with me too.
