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>tfw live on tiny town in south west coast of australia
>literally safest and comfiest part of the world
>no mass shootings
>no wars or civil strife
>no ethnic problems
>no immigrant or refugee problems
>no earthquakes, floods, fires, or cyclones
If it wasn't for shitty-ish internet, this would be literally the best and comfiest place in the world to live.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how jealous are you amerifats and europeens?
>>76967730
>tfw live in tiny vermontian town
>literally safest and comfiest part of the world
>no mass shootings
>no wars or civil strife
>no ethnic problems
>no immigrant or refugee problems
>no earthquakes, floods, fires, or cyclones
>>76967730
>regularly 30+ degrees
No thanks
>having the brits flag on yours
>having the queen as your head of state
>being one of the most beta nations on earth
> live in a medium sized city
> on the beach
> safe as hell
> no mass shootings
> fuck tourists
> good food
Its alright
>>76968289
literally nobody gives a shit about flags.
Monarchy is an established superior form of government than republicanism.
>>76967730
>Live in shitty commuter town in the shadow of London on the coast of the Thames Estuary
>Three murders in the past month
>Somali's and Blacks coming down on the train to rob, attack and sell drugs
>Four mosques open in the past fifteen years, UKIP gaining massive ground here
>Two flats within eyesight of my own are now filled with black Africans
>Constantly cold and raining, it its not cold and raining its warm and humid.
Kill me.
Just wait a few decades and your backwater town will be just as enriched as the western suburbs of Sydney
>>76968241
>dumb leaf doesnt realize most people dont live in the desert
>>76968289
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_2015_Paris_attacks
>>76967730
>tfw live in major city full of violent criminals and white liberal cucks who defend them
>average rent is over $50k a year for 2 bedroom apartment
>dirty, crowded, noisy, full of degenerates
>liberals actually think this is paradise
I'm only here because of my job. Fuck this place though.
>>76967730
Nah I live in the middle of nowhere, white American small town. I am fine with it
>>76969376
what city?
>>76967730
> deal with fucking 10-ft tall scorpions
> snakes popping up in areas where it doesnt even make sense for them to be in
> literally every neighbor is australian
> deal with poisonous kangaroos trying to steal your shrimp on the barbie
> everyone speaks in greentext
0/10
>>76967730
I live in a very safe small village where we don't have any of that stuff and have great internet.
The weather is a bit shite however
>>76967730
I live in the south west too m8
Near Albany it's around 15°c with a light breeze atm.11:49pm
Haven't seen any nonwhite people in town for about a month, exept for jap tourists who are pretty cool.
Australian country girls aren't like Ameritrash ones they're good looking fit healthy and kinda easy.
What more could you want?
ITT:
Guess what town i live in
>its on this map
>>76968241
>TFW it's fucking 5 degrees outside now because it's winter
>TFW its too fucking cold :(
>>76972980
>5°C
>too fucking cold
What did he mean by this?
Live in the north west of Ireland in a village in the countryside with beautiful scenery, it's quiet and peaceful.
>>76972580
sydney.
>>76973214
I don't handle the cold so good alright!
>having summer during Christmas
Backwards country.
>>76967730
>Living in the bush is a good thing
>Country towns aren't shitholes
>Comfiest aka boring
>>76973214
Yeah, it's 14C here and I'm freezing my balls off.
>>76973457
down south
>>76972293
I live in Albany too. Don't leave the house much except to go to the shops and walking/hiking around middleton and emu.
I love Albany cause its a quiet town with an aged population and you don't have the young 20 something shitheads that perth is filled with.
>>76967730
I'd rather deal with mass shootings than mass shitpostings
>>76967730
Are in the market for a blue eyed, red pilled American wife?
>>76967730
>tiny town
You aren't as safe as you think you are.
>>76973818
Which one are you?
Im comfy as fuck right now, im lying on the couch watching orlando while my wood fire burns with 10 deg freeze outside
Same with my tiny rural Texas town.
>>76974398
>TFW it dropped to 3 degrees.
Fucking kill me D:
>>76973622
14C is T-shirt and shorts weather
>>76967730
My parents are moving to Aus in two months. I said I am staying here. Deep down, I know I am wrong.
>>76974664
Our welfare office pays more than the UK version and has a friendlier name.
>>76974664
You are. I'm a brit that moved here 5 years ago.
Australia is superior to the UK in every imaginable way.
>>76974550
just about to correct myself its the same temp here, your not 3875 aren't you?
I'm in the south west too in Mandurah. It's pretty comfy if a bit quiet, the meth problem is pretty confined to certain areas so I don't mind it but I see the potential this city and this state could be if we seceded or actually developed and caught up with the east and rest of the western world in terms of tech and infrastructure.
>>76974935
3840 m8.
>>76975114
i feel like i'm the only person browsing i'm this backwater called Bairnsdale
>>76975468
I know, I'm from Morwell. You're about an hour and 30 mins away from me give or take.
Can't say I like Gippyland very much tho.
>>76975730
what don't you like about it?
Apart from it being absolutely being fucking boring, at least you can just drive to the city and get pissed
Gc is where it's at. Ice pipes n late nights.
Fuking trannys of locanto
Swapping gear wif locanto rozzys for dirty sexualising... And fuking off before they work out it was a bag of crystal MSN.. .
>>76975937
Morwell has one of the biggest methhead hotspots in all of Victoria.
I used to live in the SE suburbs, I don't know man the people here seem stupid and like there is something wrong with them.
And driving far just to get pissed doesn't sound very fucking fun either.
>>76976245
Morwell needs to be glassed, along with Moe, ground burst high yield.
>>76967730
Zero
>>76967730
How much of Australias landmass has been sold to China?
>>76967730
>how jealous are you
>5,000 miles from the nearest pussy
yeah, i wish i could be a shut-in virgin like you.
>>76975730
coaldigger
>>76976864
>>76976694
>>76976727
fuck off were full
1, too fucking hot
>>76976565
Well I plan to escape this place soon anyway. Maybe move back to the SE suburbs.
Some things are good here like the ability to take country backroads to go places like Rawson but I've done that heaps of times now.
>>76968241
Most Australian live on the coast you dumb leafl so we dont get high temperatures
>>76973792
but 4chan isn't a country you'll have shit post's no matter what.
>no guns
>>76976983
dont worry, you can keep your poisonous animals and your sisterauntgrandma.
>>76977260
Pro gun people are increasing.
>Election season
>Imblying I won't vote LDP again for MUH GUNS!
>>76974243
Aren't safe from what ? Exept wildlife of course
>>76977440
And you can keep those millions of dark colored skin things your leader calls "people"
You have no fucking ground to insult anyone here, least of all us you cuck.
>live in São Paulo
>one of the most violent and unsafe cities of the planet
>live in a rich neighborhood
>got house invaded once, woke up with a gun in my head and got tied with my family in my aunt's bedroom
>got assaulted by 3 guys coming back from college
Someone nuke us, please. PLEASE.
>>76974664
if you value,a middle class lifestyle, good prospects, less muslims (Dont go to commie Melbourne tho), and a safe life, Australia is the country for ya.
But ill be honest, if youre more of a culture guy, stay in britian. Life is bit slow here, and because we live in the middle of no where, not much happens. I kind of missed the UK for this reason, inspite of the mudshits. British culture>Australian culture.
>>76967730
>used to live in cozy town in Australia
>government decides it's a good idea to relocate hundreds of Somali refugees to my town
>town is now infested with Somali gangs
It'll happen to you too, op
>>76968289
Why do foreigners think this is somehow an insult to Australians? The % is going down but most Australians are still British diaspora, the British flag is still their flag and the British Queen is still their Queen.
I've seen people talk about how the British Empire 'cucked' Australia, akin to how they It cucked India and Africa. If you're a white person in Australia you're the bull not the cuck.
>>76977800
>lies on picture forum
>forgets proxy
>>76977065
Yeah, only things that are good about this place is:
>Relatively close to snow
>Near the coast
>Population is mainly retirees so no libtards and cucks
>In fact, gays will get beat up after a while moving here
>>76977440
there are two arguments here, Memes and reality
>HUUUR POISONOIUS SNAKES
and
>Your entire country is literally being taken over by mudslimes
>>76975069
Mandurah isn't consider down south. And mandurah is a fucking shit hole I've been there lots and there's always junkies and bogan cunts everywhere.
>>76975468
hey you gippsland cunts, can you give me any info on how the ice shit goes down there?
i hear you're the ice capital of vic
if you want i have melbourne stories, lots of them
>>76978247
Why don't you fucking crawl into the hole you crawled out of.
You fucking methhead.
>>76978183
Yer wanted to drive up to mount baw baw but no show there yet.
>>76978177
I'm studying abroad, faggot. I'm not lying.
>>76978247
kek, pic very related, its my town
I was walking home the other day and there was this girl rambling shit on the side of the road, when i passed by her she was just learning Japanese or something from those apps
Then
I was in the corner store a year ago when an abo burst in high asf and started prancing around gay
>>76978678
snow*
>>76977726
Truth hurst, eh criminal? Tell your Abo mothersister to not hit you so hard with that lizard
>>76977260
How many hours ago was your last mass shooting America?
>>76978730
Also, the Juden at my shire went full SHUT IT DOWN after this sign was gratified
>>76978678
im not into meth, i just like funny stories, jesus.
i wanna hear about coked up bogans.
>>76978730
damn, what else goes down?
are cops chill in bairnsdale?
do fags get bashed?
IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD
TOO MANY BOGANS
TO MANY ABOS
TO MANY DRUGGOS
NOT COMFY AT ALL
>>76974554
fuck off leaf disinfo agent
>>76979017
Apparently in the 90s-2000s the cops were fucking BALLISTIC about abos in east bairnsdale, my dad worked at the hospital and he saw a cooked abo getting pistol whipped when he didn't get in the paddy wagon.
Also listen to this for our police scanner:
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6091/web
>>76979017
>i wanna hear about coked up bogans.
Urggh fine. I just moved here since January, also ice is meth not cocaine.
But anyway
>Be me
>Go to Morwell mcdonalds with my mate from moe at 3 am
>Go back to the car
>Some methead junkie woman comes up and wants to get in our car
>She clearly has meth mites as she has gashes and shit on her arms.
>Her face is looks fucked
>We politely refuse
Another, tho it's not meth related
>Me and my mate go driving through morwell main street
>See abbo sleeping on the road.
>Scream at him to wake up
>Doesn't move
>Wonder if he is dead
>>76967730
OP, this is Perth calling. Shut the fuck up.
Albany is a piece of shit. Your city is an embarrassment to WA. I despise going to that shithole you call a home.
Safest? Comfiest? Your town is a bogan shithole. I assume you know what south of the river means; Albany is the apex of south of the river.
Jesus, how can you be this retarded.
>>76973622
But that's summer temperature mate...
>>76979523
Been to Perth, your a bunch of uppermiddle class progressive cucks
>>76979501
top kek.
last week there was a leftist rally in melbourne and some abos stormed it and bashed the leftists because they said something insensitive.
leftists then apologized.
was mad keks
>>76979753
m8 come here on a 30+ deg day, It will be the afternoon AND IT WILL BE HOTTER then at midday
>>76979501
>Scream at him to wake up
>Doesn't move
>Wonder if he is dead
kek
>>76979910
You from the SE suburbs?
>>76979980
How do you live in the oven?
>>76980116
nah i live in the cbd.
listening to gippsland police right now LOL
they have an abo prisoner they're transporting
fuck this shit is gold
>>76980126
honestly? stay inside with ac or go for a swim, being outside is just unpleasant
>>76979443
>https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6091/web
got the Brissie police scanner?
>>76978689
Hopefully you use this opportunity to get really fluent in English. I was thinking about studying aboard in a South American country for a few month to get better at Spanish.
>>76978023
why would you feel shame, you are descendants from the British empire. You are literally English men, you didn't get cucked at all because your one of us!
>>76980398
nope, lemme guess some bogans getting beaten by bouncers?
>>76980241
I was listening to a guy in taralgon a while ago who was salty about getting kicked out of a nightclub
>>76980645
would be cool
>>76967730
Been there several times…
Australia is nothing to write home about…
0/10
>>76978689
Take better care of your passport mate, fucking hell they won't even accept one in such poor condition over here.
>>76980778
>Been there several times...
America is nothing to write home about, just the usual mass shootings...
0/10
>>76975730
I used to fuck a slut from moe, took and hour to drive out there but the pussy was worth it.
>>76980963
>Moe girls
>Worth it
You must be some ugly looking cunt I tell you what.
>>76980963
How's life with HIV?
scanner has gone quiet, maybe i should get on my bike and buzz the police station?
>>76967730
1
aussies are dumb, at least looking at the ones posting on 4chan
>>76981063
>>76981071
To be fair she was (one of) the town bikes, but she liked being tied up choked and smacked around.
I like to rape muslims now and spread moe aids into refugee communities, it fills me with joy.
>>76981634
>daddy issues
wew
also tell me about your outstanding debts with the bikes anon?
>>76981555
>Says the non white.
Top kek, hows it feel to be from the third world?
>>76981502
>holden commodore
we drugdealer bogan now
lol there talking about a guy's new commodore platinum, shift must be spooling down for the night
>>76967730
>No fires
>Australia
pick one only.
>>76968241
Dude its 80 degrees here and its fine, fucking eskimos
>>76982278
fire is keeping me alive right now m80
>not singapore
>safest
Lmfao
>>76967730
>tfw when can live anywhere
>self employed digital nomad masterrace
>Whos laughing now
>>76982451
enjoy being zergrushed by chinks when they go ww3
>>76982040
>noise complaint
WE HOUSEPARTY NOW
>>76982760
>loud music
>at 3am in morning
what monsters are these people?
>>76974554
I was in Canada last year when it was like 10 degrees or so, and i can confirm that in Canada it's not so bad. But that temperature in Australia makes my balls fall off. I don't know why that is. Maybe the humidity has something to do with it.
>>76972980
Children have to go to school here even if it's -30°C
>>76982828
Time passes quickly when you're drunk
>>76983053
if it floods here school is closed
>>76978023
>filename
How are aussies so based? Canada needs to take a leaf out of your book.
>>76967730
You're in Australia, though.
>>76975069
I know a guy whos gone off the rails there and he said it's pretty much meth city now, it's a shame i think it's ruined a few of those quiet country areas
How cute, he thinks he knows comfy when his country has no snow in the winter to enjoy a good hot (swiss) chocolate, no rainy autumn evenings to enjoy roast chestnuts, and in fact no seasons whatsoever...
I think I'm happier here, thank you.
>10 minutes into driving and chill he falls out of the sunshade and gives you this look
>>76967730
post the top 10 hiking trails in Australia cunt
>>76967730
Dude imagine if we didn't have such morally strong politicians. Say what you will about Johnny Howard taking our guns, he never took our sovereignty by allowing all these Islamic east asian faggots pollute our country. Basically we only let in high value people who end up being harder workers than the locals and it keeps us strong. Imagine for one second, if they let these African shitskins flood into our cities.
It would ruin our great country. B-b-b-ut you have so much space. Fuck off cunt we're full.
>>76985017
How cute, he thinks he knows comfy when his country has no coastlines to enjoy a good refreshing swim, no hot summer days to enjoy a cold beer, and in fact no seasons whatsoever...
I think I'm happier here, thank you.
>>76985179
Literally just looking at this for a beginner hike
http://www.visitvictoria.com/regions/High-Country/Things-to-do/Outdoor-activities/Walking-and-hiking/Mt-Hotham-Dinner-Plain-Ski-Trail.aspx
>>76967730
>christmas is in the middle of the summer
that is not comfy at all m8
>>76985649
whole different aesthetic to Christmas here
>>76973584
>Getting invaded and destroyed by Moors.
Backwards country.
well im calling it g night
>>76985509
noice. Mt Bogong looks pretty comfy too
>tfw live in one of the most wealthy suburbs in the US
>tfw always safe
>tfw still have a rottweiler for protection just in case libtards come knocking
>tfw can get any season within a few hours of driving
>tfw crime is low around here
>tfw internet is actually good
yeah. 0/10 tbqh senpai
