>You will never be American
Is there anything worse than this?
>>76937869
It feels good not to be shot.
>>76937869
FUCK OFF YOU NIP PROXY FAGGOT
OUT OF MY BOOOOOOAAAAARRRRDDDD
It could be worse, you could live in new bongistan
>>76937951
>redcoats
>implying they could stop American
>>76937869
You are an American, problem is that Japanese government has to deal with you.
>>76937869
Being american.
>>76937940
says someone who is accustomed to being stabbed by pakis.
>>76938050
this. hang in there nip bro.
>>76937869
Being American? 50 years ago would be good. Hell even 30 years ago. Now though? Fuck that shit.
>>76938248
fuck off o'connor, go get your ass beat at the pub and contemplate life in the dumpster you live in.
>>76938410
because living in a freedom hating rain spattered socialist island shithole is better?
lmao
You can be American!
>>76938434
Fatso having a stroke
I'll trade my American citizenship for Russian citizenship.
>>76937869
America won't be a white country in 20 years if Trump loses
>>76938614
*There won't be a white country in 20 years if Trump loses
>>76938614
>america
>white
>>76938614
>america
>white
strong kek winds are in full force today, anons
>>76938897
Based fiji water bringing the bants
>>76937869
There was this video of a jap saying that japan is part of america. I can't find it now, but let's pretend I posted it.
>>76937869
Funny, when I was kid my dream was always to go to the US and have a career.
But during studies I met so many American chicks, and I couldn't bear wirh. their obnoxiousness and superficial characters. As if weighing less than 150 lbs automatically made them an 8+.
So the money wouldve been ok, but having to deal with such a kind of women was really a no-go.
Decided to move to medkit country instead. Got good money and approachable girls here. As a bonus, few niggers and prostitution is also legal. Burgerland would've been a nightmare compared to this.
>>76938781
>>76938897
Why is it always the literally not white countries?
>>76937869
the irony is the fact that op is everything but japanese. what a sad pathetic life.
>>76938601
A million Ivankas would suck dick for a ride out of that place.
>>76937869
Sup Japan, nice thread you got here
>>76937869
>Is there anything worse than this?
Yes, actually being american
>>76939425
because they are
J E L L Y
And butthurt their own countries don't have a board like this.
We are in a MURRICAN board yet they have to come over here to be able to post and get a glimpse at our accomplishments!
It's sad to bqh famalan desu
>>76937869
>Is there anything worse than this?
idk, being a bernie supporter?
>>76937869
>I will never have freedom and guns
>>76937869
Anyone can be an American. We let pretty much anybody cross the border these days. Only problem is once you're an American, you are branded as one forever.
>>76942965
How hard is it for the average person (no gun license/experience) to get a gun in America?
>>76937869
>Is there anything worse than this?
Yes, being an American
>>76937869
>Is there anything worse than this?
Yes.
Being a nip.
>>76937869
At least you're not black
>>76943751
what a stupid question, never come to my country.
>>76937869
Plenty of things worse than being an American.
Can't think of anything right now. Maybe cancer.
>>76939790
They grow up so fast.
>>76943751
In some states you can purchase them from another individual without a bill of sale or any kind of paperwork. In all states you have to provide some kind of verification if you purchase from a storefront, whether that's filling out form 4473 and getting a criminal background check (takes literally five minutes and is done over the phone at the store) or presenting something like a Concealed Handgun License card.
Only in turbocuck states do you need a "license" to do anything other than concealed carry. Just be a citizen or a resident alien, it's that simple.
>>76937869
>Is there anything worse than this?
Yes. Being one and getting shot.
>>76944266
That's not, is it?
>be american
>get shot
>go bankrupt
>>76944430
>That's not, is it?
Same girl.
>>76944266
she's cute desu, what's her name?
>>76937869
Getting shot.
>>76937869
>You will never be American
>Is there anything worse than this?
yea being american
>>76944765
Indignant-chan.
>>76937869
>I'll never be from a country that's 60% white
thank fuck
>>76944960
i don't speak weeb
>>76937869
Not being Canadian. We're literally america but better.
>Less niggers
>Less Beaners
>Stable politics
>Clean country
>Lower crime rate
>Better living conditions
>Not having the highest incarceration rate in the world.
I could go on but lets be real, we're bigger and we're on top. If Canada and America were both in jail, America would be Canada's bitch.
>>76944722
What is that?
>>76945114
i actually chuckled out loud
you guys are cute
>>76945102
You are a kiwi, that is all you speak.
>>76945114
but your leader is a cuck faggot
>>76945293
you wish you could sound this good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60-uoCP3DCc
>>76937869
>Is there anything worse than this?
Yes, being american.
>>76945114
>Be Canada
>claim that another country is their bitch
>>76945275
>you guys are cute
not being a nation of faggots is also a plus, but I'll let that one slide. It must be a rarity to spot something cute in america when the average weight is 400+ pounds.
>>76945114
There's a wildfire going on and no one wants to put it down, and the only thing we care about is to change one fucking word in the national anthem. What a pathetic country
>>76937869
Europe is far better imho
>>76944266
i'm getting old
>>76945297
Better than a lying corrupt cunt or an illiterate autistic businessman with no way of competing with Trudeau's immaculate Aryan build.
>>76945648
>>76945932
no need to be upset friend
i'm one of the couple dozen or so of you guys is cute
>>76937869
>>76937940
fpbp, baka desu senpai
>>76937869
Being pseudo-American.
>>76946182
and neither will you slav
>>76944266
>>76937940
Are you visiting gay bars with a lot of Muslims, my friend?
>>76944266
>be 24
>feel like i am 30
why is this happening?
>>76945932
you're a nation that got cucked because cucks and women voted for a prime minister based on nothing other than "he is hawt" and "lol weed".
Getting permission from father dearest to remove you from the commonwealth after the glorious brexit, you will stop tainting us
>you will never be part of the khanate
>>76946153
Sorry buddy, I my maple rage was coming out there. Tends to happen when I'm up 5am browsing /pol
>>76946495
Actually it was because Harper was a complete dick, and the NDP leader who was supposed to oppose him recently died of cancer. The only other option was to vote Liberal in order to remove the conservative shitstains from power, Trudeau seemed level-headed enough and as long as he wasn't completely autistic it was a sure victory for the liberals.
But sure it was cause "he is hawt," and "lol weed."
Stop trying to be relevant New Zealand nobody gives a fuck about you.
ITT: Canada is embarassing
>>76947402
your mum gives a fuck about me
